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Mar 12 2011: Exhibit A: Testosterone increases male dominance behaviors. Also: Women fall for that shit. Study: http://bit.ly/g1vSYb via @sciencedaily [view in context] 3256
Mar 12 2011: Exhibit B: "Adam and Eve: The Gay Version." 1-minute YouTube video: http://j.mp/fIl8MG Funny rejected ad. 3257
Mar 12 2011: Ibid: Eve seems disappointed in Adam. Why? What is there about his behavior that makes him instantly unattractive? 3258
Mar 12 2011: Women expect and demand a certain level of aggression in men. The sensitive and sensual ones don't attract. You made us what we are, ladies! 3259
Mar 12 2011: Women are drawn to men with high self-confidence, openly and aggressively displayed—even if that self-confidence has little to back it up. 3260
Mar 12 2011: Men are drawn to a pretty face and body, women to displayed dominance behaviors. Both are destined to disappointment in the long run. 3261
Mar 12 2011: Men seek superior health and childbearing ability. Women seek a strong protector. These agendas are encoded in modern sexual preference. 3262
Mar 12 2011: When relationships go bad, it is not because someone changed. Instead, defects we chose to ignore during courtship come back to haunt us. 3263
Mar 12 2011: Love is an exercise in wishful thinking. 3264
Mar 12 2011: What we expect from the opposite sex is salvation. We expect love to give our lives meaning when we can't find it ourselves. 3265
Mar 12 2011: Love can't give your life meaning. The most it can give you is obligations and the enforced structure that comes with them. 3266
Mar 12 2011: Love is a dance of "Closer, please but not too close!" Break the rules and you pay the price. 3267
Mar 12 2011: #### End. This has been an (unintended) one-hour essay by the Bad Dalai Lama: "Testosterone" 3268
Mar 12 2011: RT @SirRocket: @BadDalaiLama I'm afraid no truer words have ever been spoken on this subject. 3269
Mar 12 2011: RT @motorfingerzach: @BadDalaiLama I've been thinking about that alot lately, and trying to find some science to back it up. Thanks! 3270
Mar 12 2011: RT @ATLSnakey: @BadDalaiLama Yes, like that nasty meth mouth that was so cute at first. 3271
Mar 12 2011: RT @motorfingerzach: What @BadDalaiLama is saying is that the Michael Cera types never get the girl. You get her by being a douche. Not ... 3272
Mar 12 2011: RT @motorfingerzach: @BadDalaiLama I love you. 3273
Mar 12 2011: RT @burntsugar: @BadDalaiLama gaaawd.... 3274Mar 12 2011: Serendipity has lead me to complete the preceding essay in this somewhat germaine location in Nashville. http://twitpic.com/48wgfa←Live photo from the road! [location|more] [view in context]
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