Starred Favorites
of His Holiness the Bad Dalai Lama

4090 Oct 29: BadDalaiLama: Just learned in a dream that Bank of America will start charging $75/mo for checking accounts. Outraged! Total waste of precious dream time!
4089 Oct 29: MinnieGupta: I realize that I know how to say a lot of perverted things in many different languages. Somehow I shall bring about world peace.
4088 Oct 29: MinnieGupta: Having my nails painted to match my costume by doppelganger of Kim Jong Il
4087 Oct 29: noahWG: It's a little embarrassing to admit, but it only took a few weeks of HD to ruin TV and movies for me forever.
4086 Oct 29: MinnieGupta: It's always awkward when I meet someone named Mickey
4085 Oct 29: MinnieGupta: I wonder if anyone ever left a suicide note that simply read "Please clear my browsing history."
4084 Oct 28: xtinewu: As a half-Asian it's my biological imperative to own a ping-pong table, is it not? http://t.co/SXmJt2GK #hapa #dearSanta
4083 Oct 28: AnaOttman: Just interviewed @xtinewu for upcoming edition of @jackmovemag She has guts, takes risks & likes Robert Plant/Alison Krauss to boot.
4082 Oct 27: TelegraphNews: Eurozone bail-out: holes emerge in the 'grand solution' to solve EU debt crisis http://t.co/WJBTxEVS
4081 Oct 27: SocialPsych: What's the Power of a Good Luck Charm? http://t.co/Qp22LjCf
4080 Oct 27: TIME: These are the blacklisted Halloween costumes for 2011, which means everyone will be wearing them | http://t.co/thKmh5Uo (via @TIMENewsFeed)
4079 Oct 27: ebertchicago: "Zombee the Snowman." A bloody funny music video. http://t.co/xiDwtaOT
4078 Oct 27: noahWG: This is the digital age. We don't "beat a dead horse" anymore, we start hashtags.
4077 Oct 27: ExpertPrimate: One of my favorite places is a half-empty parking lot with no other people in it. It's like a peaceful post-apocalyptic world.
4076 Oct 27: noahWG: "Siri, should I accept & publish this revised manuscript? "There are 3 office supply stores near you that sell shredders."
4075 Oct 27: MailOnline: Dog tired! Baby Matilda nestles in with four sleeping Chihuahuas (but photographer admits dreamy shot was a bit ... http://t.co/uuRpBK9x
4074 Oct 27: BadDalaiLama: The only thing sadder than divorce is a failed marriage that does not end.
4073 Oct 27: Blam8o: @BadDalaiLama Policy #1 What You See There Stays There. ←Mentions Us!
4072 Oct 27: Stacy_Dean: During jury selection, I watched people who couldn't choose between Rice Krispies and Cheerios, deciding on the freedom fate of people.
4071 Oct 27: StirringTrouble: How is retail trade a proper business? A bunch of middlemen selling overpriced junk. That's no bussiness, it's a con. #justsaying
4070 Oct 27: ExpertPrimate: Sean Penn would be the best time traveler. You could never tell that guy gives a shit by looking at him. That's how you have to play it.
4069 Oct 27: Teresa_Koch: Priceless! Check out this flier that was dropped from a wall street office building in chicago on the OWS morons! http://t.co/s2eYaNI4
4068 Oct 27: jachy: @BadDalaiLama I agree though that the comfort is generally not worth the price--free upgrades to First Class are the best. ←Mentions Us!
4067 Oct 27: jachy: @BadDalaiLama Also more space that can give a large increase in comfort for large people. ←Mentions Us!
4066 Oct 27: washingtonpost: How will this troubled boy's story end? http://t.co/7ChPAyLL
4065 Oct 27: cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama ...lemme go grab a dictionary, real quick.... ←Mentions Us!
4064 Oct 27: aaroncajes: @BadDalaiLama please rt this. rofl! ←Mentions Us!
4063 Oct 27: cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama ....btw, Mr. Bad...do you ever sleep? ...it seems not.... ←Mentions Us!
4062 Oct 27: cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama ...nice song choice, Mr. Bad. ←Mentions Us!
4061 Oct 27: philoquotes: Every man prefers belief to the exercise of judgment. ~ Seneca http://t.co/f4loa27z
4060 Oct 27: noahWG: Being unfriended by my 15-yo cousin will deleteriously affect my Twitter, what with my potty humor & masturbation joke muse, gone.
4059 Oct 27: Ras_Menelik: "@BadDalaiLama: There's a fine line between porn and gynecology." & that's where everybody else fits in ←Mentions Us!
4058 Oct 26: noahWG: What's the term for "egalitarian and principled until it affects me personally?" I mean besides "human nature?"
4057 Oct 26: spyropapaspyrou: @BadDalaiLama wow! ←Mentions Us!
4056 Oct 26: TIME: This film was shot entirely on an iPhone 4. And it totally delivers | http://t.co/kLG3Mvab (via @TIMECulture)
4055 Oct 26: Toledowni: @BadDalaiLama Exactly my thoughts ;). ←Mentions Us!
4054 Oct 26: Toledowni: @BadDalaiLama Those are actual experimental figures calculated "in the field" by "some" traveller can I assume? ←Mentions Us!
4053 Oct 26: Teresa_Koch: It's an OUTRAGE!!!!! This must be remedied IMMEDIATELY!!!! The unfairness of it all!!!! We demand an Occupation!!!!! http://t.co/xsZmMMZ5
4052 Oct 26: JohnnyCazuelas: @BadDalaiLama i assume it is due to my fellow mexicans, who has crossed the border in order to get a "better" life ←Mentions Us!
4051 Oct 26: Telegraph: Johnny Depp: Hunter S. Thompson would have 'praised' my latest performance of him http://t.co/ATn1vnNT
4050 Oct 26: eventivethought: Philosophy Monograms is out! http://t.co/IrpEUtkA ▸ Top stories today via @robertvdwolk @tonikosonen @jumanpet @baddalailama @dlsumanila ←Mentions Us!
4049 Oct 26: lonelyplanet: 'Little Tibet' in Nepal http://t.co/xW2uKQtX #lp #travel
4048 Oct 26: endlessbabe: When reality comes pounding down your door, remember: magical thinking is fun!
4047 Oct 26: brainpicker: Wildly impressive – the evolution of the iPhone camera relative to "real" cameras http://t.co/EsaD8hHX (via @swissmiss)
4046 Oct 26: ljmusik: "even on my weakest days I get a little bit stronger"
4045 Oct 26: washingtonpost: Police find dead body on top of tractor-trailer driving down I-95 http://t.co/lu0lANYt
4044 Oct 25: TheEconomist: #OccupyWallStreet protestors should blame their parents and grandparents for a dismal economic outlook http://t.co/Qin3BS1l #OWS
4043 Oct 25: quippdPsych: How cannabis causes 'cognitive chaos' in the brain http://t.co/49tzYDgu
4042 Oct 25: TheEconomist: Romania's former monarch, King Mihai, addressed parliament for the first time in 60 years http://t.co/ZNvLVxcv
4041 Oct 25: TheBosha: You never hear much about the dictators who retire quietly to their place at the lake, pruning their roses and fishing with the grand kids.
4040 Oct 25: jonathan_katz: If you have to choose between hanging on to creative control or your money, I would go with creative control... Unless you're being mugged.
4039 Oct 25: noahWG: Based on 200,000 [ http://t.co/eAfuY5cr ] link-containing tweets, the most clicks occur if link is placed in the first quarter of the tweet.
4038 Oct 25: laurenahayes: George Costanza was called by Israel to help bring peace to the Middle East. Really. http://t.co/OM9WyTsT
4037 Oct 25: nainysahani: I wonder what kind of a brand/product would like to associate with Charlie Sheen?
4036 Oct 25: BadDalaiLama: Israel is a land where refugees from Ancient Brooklyn have settled and reproduced a idealized version of their old country.
4035 Oct 25: latimes: Germiest place in America? The gas pump http://t.co/pZ1iVYmX
4034 Oct 25: AllGreatQuotes: "The best things happen at the exit ramp of your comfort zone." - Karen Salmansohn http://t.co/zfoClmoK
4033 Oct 25: kathrynschulz: "Suddenly I had control over my mental space in a way I had not in years." Science writers on social media addiction: http://t.co/VFL5ltzv
4032 Oct 25: BadDalaiLama: Tell someone how shameful they are for what they have done and they'll say, "I know, I know," and do it again. That's the nature of shame.
4031 Oct 25: latimes: Screening mammograms save fewer lives than you think http://t.co/3Ebn2lem RT @latimesmost
4030 Oct 25: MailOnline: Sarkozy's tirade against David Cameron suggests he knows that France is in serious trouble http://t.co/PbYCUg5N
4029 Oct 25: xtinewu: @BadDalaiLama um Super walmart....#everythingsBiginTexas ←Mentions Us!
4028 Oct 25: JohnnyCazuelas: @BadDalaiLama Good one right there...one of my favorites ←Mentions Us!
4027 Oct 25: BadDalaiLama: Many can make the frosting. Few can bake a cake.
4026 Oct 25: noahWG: Know the feeling after finding $20 in the pocket of some old pants? You don't feel that after shaving the old beard to find an extra chin…
4025 Oct 25: ljmusik: Your body aches, playing your guitar and sweating out the hate. The days and the nights all feel the same...
4024 Oct 25: MailOnline: Dear 'Your Excellency': Fawning letter by Prince Charles to Colonel Gaddafi discovered at one of the dictator's palaces http://t.co/dElYCh0Q
4023 Oct 25: noahWG: Ingenious device removes the Lucky Charms nuggets, leaving behind the dehydrated marshmallows, just as nature intended: http://t.co/Kb02hHT1
4022 Oct 25: xtinewu: @BadDalaiLama at least i didn't say "looking around the gym in TX....#manateeMonday" ←Mentions Us!
4021 Oct 24: BadDalaiLama: Careless consumers killed Billy Mays! If they hadn't bought his products he couldn't have afforded the cocaine that did him in.
4020 Oct 24: dunebat: @BadDalaiLama Kinda like Hollywood's tendency to reboot franchises? ←Mentions Us!
4019 Oct 24: spyropapaspyrou: @BadDalaiLama no but the marketing departmebt would have thought of something! ;) ←Mentions Us!
4018 Oct 24: stevewilliams52: @baddalailama As long as it said - "does not contain pepsi" I would consider it. ←Mentions Us!
4017 Oct 24: xtinewu: Often someone's life's rant is a smokescreen for bad behavior.
4016 Oct 24: xtinewu: #Truth-someone says "I've no dog in this fight"- translate as "I'm like an anti-porn politico whose lover is my underage gay asst" & RUN.
4015 Oct 24: noahWG: Like humans, orangutans can pass on behaviors from generation to generation through social learning: http://t.co/doZ6lI3G
4014 Oct 24: MailOnline: Dwarf planet 'Snow White' went from a water world to a frozen wasteland http://t.co/oaIHYrgg
4013 Oct 24: YourAuntLola: Sweetie, chase children and flyaway hats. When it comes to love or money; do your best work & wait
4012 Oct 24: MailOnline: World's fastest ever crash test: Car smashes into wall at 120mph (a speed most family runarounds can hit) http://t.co/uiv5kfh1
4011 Oct 24: AllGreatQuotes: "Opportunities multiply as they are seized." - Sun Tzu http://t.co/a0o2mWW2
4010 Oct 24: TIME: RT @sjcrookston: @TIME "Norwegian Wood" The Beatles #BestSongs
4009 Oct 24: philoquotes: Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of language. ~ Wittgenstein
4008 Oct 24: TIME: We've picked the #ALLTIME100 Greatest Songs since the founding of TIME Magazine in 1923 | http://t.co/myRRnLe8 #BestSongs
4007 Oct 24: TIME: Listen to our #ALLTIME100 Greatest Songs list now on our very own @pandora_radio channel! | http://t.co/qRvH4U3z #BestSongs
4006 Oct 24: washingtonpost: Dealing drugs? You may want to lay off the Facebook updates http://t.co/io0RAHN4
4005 Oct 24: richr1075: @BadDalaiLama Annapolis album captures the essence of my hometown nicely! ←Mentions Us!
4004 Oct 24: Erekosse: @BadDalaiLama Oh, man, painful beard ←Mentions Us!
4003 Oct 24: brainpicker: "Time is an active construction of the brain." Neuroscientist David Eagleman tells it like it is http://t.co/w5iYYFXz
4002 Oct 24: nytimes: A Hearing Aid That Cuts Out All the Clatter http://t.co/RfotxjsL
4001 Oct 24: TelegraphNews: RT @andrew_hough: #WikiLeaks' money woes brings end to leak of secrets - Telegraph scoop http://t.co/9UjYgz2O by @christopherhope
4000 Oct 24: AncientProverbs: The tongue can paint what the eye can't see. -Chinese Proverbs
3999 Oct 24: newscientist: A captive rattlesnake has given birth after five years alone http://t.co/kH29gj5R #fiveyearoldsperm
3998 Oct 24: oliverburkeman: Interesting psych study on sexual objectification, an idea on which there's been amazingly little actual research. http://t.co/s6UASzXx
3997 Oct 24: MailOnline: Japan earthquake and tsunami: 20m tons of debris closing in on Hawaii http://t.co/J43aU3hr
3996 Oct 24: oliverburkeman: How Scientology targeted South Park creators in revenge for that awesome Trapped In The Closet episode http://t.co/sftfa6NK (via BoingBoing)
3995 Oct 24: newscientist: The 20 worst things people have done to each other http://t.co/AKtDyLum
3994 Oct 24: quippdPsych: Deliberate practice: necessary but not sufficient http://t.co/XdvbLULX
3993 Oct 24: karen_w_brown: Can chewing gum prevent tooth decay? http://t.co/JClR72uT
3992 Oct 24: TelegraphNews: Steve Jobs refused on/off switch for iPhone because he hoped there was an afterlife http://t.co/GcFFsvWJ
3991 Oct 24: TelegraphNews: Steve Jobs' unwitting father boasted about meeting the Apple boss http://t.co/Bazt1Kbc
3990 Oct 24: Kyoks1: Hay gente q sufre desorden d Estres Post-Traumatico al descubrir, despues d graduarse, q la vida no es remotamente justa. via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
3989 Oct 24: TheEconomist: A decade of piracy and plummeting sales has radically changed the way artists are discovered, signed and promoted http://t.co/vaxNLc6W
3988 Oct 24: GeeAjavon: "@BadDalaiLama: When the Big Bad Wolf tells Little Red Riding Hood, "The better to eat you with, my dear!" at least he's being honest." ←Mentions Us!
3987 Oct 24: laurenahayes: Make a mess of anything and declare it art
3986 Oct 24: LetsGo2TheBeach: @BadDalaiLama Ur the 1st homeless man I've ever admired. I wake up @ same place every damn day. Wouldn't mind trading places w/ u 4 a while. ←Mentions Us!
3985 Oct 23: Telegraph: Meteorite sparks search and rescue mission http://t.co/Cx773Hyc
3984 Oct 23: Telegraph: The X Factor 2011, ITV1, results - Sunday 23 November http://t.co/gTf5uCdS
3983 Oct 23: xtinewu: http://t.co/DSJlQczV belated hello from the Bowery hotel. Black lace dolce & gabbana for Macca's bash on Friday. And nerd glasses hehe
3982 Oct 23: xtinewu: Flying to houston. Straight to the mouth of the wolf. Wish me luck y'all.
3981 Oct 23: ljmusik: "@MarkSiegel: I've never seen more fedora's than in downtown Franklin right now. Guess what... #ItDoesntMakeYouGoodAtYourInstrument" hahaha
3980 Oct 23: PraveenSawh: @BadDalaiLama Creativity, on the spot, in front of large groups of people... well there's nothing else quite like that ←Mentions Us!
3979 Oct 23: PraveenSawh: @BadDalaiLama cultures. Some of them - their performances, by design, are more than 95% improvisation. ←Mentions Us!
3978 Oct 23: PraveenSawh: @BadDalaiLama They never play something the same way twice. At that level, they are creating on the spot. Look at musicians from other ←Mentions Us!
3977 Oct 23: PraveenSawh: @BadDalaiLama By no means is that true. Touring encourages spontaneous creativity. Look at any seasoned musician who has toured a lot. ←Mentions Us!
3976 Oct 23: PraveenSawh: @BadDalaiLama why is that a sad thing? ←Mentions Us!
3975 Oct 23: bprabawabr: @BadDalaiLama still waiting for that wave about low light performance ;) ←Mentions Us!
3974 Oct 23: jackloydGrisham: @BadDalaiLama rare ←Mentions Us!
3973 Oct 23: BadDalaiLama: Personal growth isn't moving from Point A to Point B. It is realizing that B isn't relevant anymore and Point C is better.
3972 Oct 23: BadDalaiLama: Childhood ends when you get trapped by your own investments and stop growing.
3971 Oct 23: xtinewu: @BadDalaiLama when an elegant waif like Nancy is actually getting down w a big slice of cake- THATS the cake u want. #bestthingieverate ←Mentions Us!
3970 Oct 22: xtinewu: @BadDalaiLama she may have chosen, she insisted I try it. Pretty cool girl, she is. I thought to smuggle but had only a very small handbag! ←Mentions Us!
3969 Oct 22: xtinewu: Wonder where Nancy Shevell got that yummy coconut cake I am currently working off in the hotel gym? Best cake ever #newYork!
3968 Oct 22: kathrynschulz: @BadDalaiLama Um, my full legal name is on everything I write, in major nat'l newspapers & mags & on the web. Really have no problem w/that. ←Mentions Us!
3967 Oct 22: kathrynschulz: @BadDalaiLama Well, thanks. Really. But I'd rather be a person than a brand, and I write about many issues these days, not just wrongness. ←Mentions Us!
3966 Oct 22: washingtonpost: Tell us about a time you realized there was no turning back: http://t.co/vfmCW5ch
3965 Oct 22: oliverburkeman: I could make so much money as a consultant to spammers just explaining that nobody actually begins business emails "Dear beloved".
3964 Oct 22: funnyfacts_: Moonwalking away after mugging someone because you're a smooth criminal.
3963 Oct 21: jonlancelot: Hahahaha @BadDalaiLama: Gaddafi was the Michael Jackson of dictators. ←Mentions Us!
3962 Oct 21: VerfluchtNochma: @BettiesPage1 @BadDalaiLama Yup, a foolish little boy with too much money who never grew up. #libya ←Mentions Us!
3961 Oct 21: BettiesPage1: RT @BadDalaiLama: Gaddafi was the Michael Jackson of dictators.:) #Qaddafi #Libya ←Mentions Us!
3960 Oct 21: TIME: THIS is the most-stolen food on Earth | http://t.co/r3i2kVVD (via @TIMENewsFeed)
3959 Oct 21: AncientProverbs: In the midst of great joy, do not promise anyone anything. In the midst of great anger, do not answer anyone's letter. -Chinese Proverbs
3958 Oct 21: brainpicker: Fascinating BBC piece on the social psychology of "ambivalent drinking cultures" http://t.co/TUgndeLf
3957 Oct 21: washingtonpost: "An image feels true not because it looks true... but because it arrives in a way that feels true." http://t.co/fBuh4uPA
3956 Oct 21: TIME: How to really make weight loss stick | http://t.co/bBkE6Rv9 (via @TIMEHealthland)
3955 Oct 21: eleLunar: RT @BadDalaiLama: Driving across New York City hurts my cerebral cortex. Ouch! Is there a salve for that? |||Sure WALK ;) ←Mentions Us!
3954 Oct 21: TIME: PHOTOS: The final moments of Muammar #Gaddafi | http://t.co/LSR8e0Wu
3953 Oct 21: GeeAjavon: "@BadDalaiLama: Suicide prevention poster. Looks like giving ideas instead ←Mentions Us!
3952 Oct 21: imponderabilia: Heath Ledger as the Joker skateboarding over Batman. Possibly one of the best photos ever. http://t.co/GNa8AkNs
3951 Oct 21: pippinproject: A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it. #quote
3950 Oct 21: BadDalaiLama: New York is all about maximizing complexity. You can't just do stuff. There are WAYS of doing stuff—and you have to pay for them!
3949 Oct 21: SureCloseOttawa: RT @BadDalaiLama: Every anarchist believes he can build a better world merely by destroying the old one. ←Mentions Us!
3948 Oct 21: RobArtPhoto: RT @BadDalaiLama: Every anarchist believes he can build a better world merely by destroying the old one. ←Mentions Us!
3947 Oct 20: BadDalaiLama: I am the clever monkey who steals the keys from the sleeping jailer and gives them to the man in the cage who refuses to use them.
3946 Oct 20: HipstaMe: @BadDalaiLama A fine example of a Hipsta pic. :-) ←Mentions Us!
3945 Oct 20: washingtonpost: Gaddafi's obituary: http://t.co/I9kJvmo1
3944 Oct 20: latimes: Ohio man who released his exotic animals, then committed suicide, was bitten in the head -- and his body was dragged http://t.co/LT7Jxp1F
3943 Oct 20: tommywednesday: "@baddalailama: Self-replicating robots. I am so not looking forward to that." Too late my man, skynet is on its way. http://t.co/52zjNIhs ←Mentions Us!
3942 Oct 20: mecotterill: @BadDalaiLama very thought provoking. ←Mentions Us!
3941 Oct 20: TIME: This is what happens when a film critic goes to a midnight screening of "Paranormal Activity 3" | http://t.co/msrEuXI1 (via @TIMECulture)
3940 Oct 20: Sheamus: The Million Follower Fallacy: Bigger Doesn't Mean Better On Twitter, Says Report [STUDY] http://t.co/AHxVjOz0
3939 Oct 20: MailOnline: Motorist wedges 13-ton HGV wedged in narrow alley after blindly following satnav http://t.co/BuBWKYwV
3938 Oct 20: TheEconomist: Vietnam's efforts to portray itself as a destination for conference travel are not working particularly well http://t.co/QEr8UI5M
3937 Oct 20: xtinewu: Border fence? This is fktarded!! Sorry...it is! http://t.co/Lp1vOpk2
3936 Oct 20: MailOnline: Why we can't look in the mirror once we've hit 45: We are unable to face the fact we're getting older http://t.co/Ht4lNKIL
3935 Oct 20: philoquotes: To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say. ~ Descartes http://t.co/f4loa27z
3934 Oct 20: brainpicker: This gorgeous vintage pocket map of London circa 1806 made my day http://t.co/oS9zAvk7
3933 Oct 20: TIME: http://t.co/CxX0d2z1 explains why it's suing Facebook over the social network's "Timeline" feature | http://t.co/4dACcowR (via @Techland)
3932 Oct 20: kathrynschulz: Viable if rather technicolor candidate for loveliest time-lapse video ever: http://t.co/azyTFoy9 Main takeaway: I should go to Iceland.
3931 Oct 20: brainpicker: Absolutely phenomenal (!) timelapse of Island's Midnight Sun phenomenon by @scientifantasti http://t.co/SUMuP0RC
3930 Oct 20: AncientProverbs: There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience. -French proverb
3929 Oct 20: gr0gg0: @BadDalaiLama Dude, what are you talking about? You're trying to fight stupidity everyday with your tweets. Are you giving up? ಠ_ಠ ←Mentions Us!
3928 Oct 20: xtinewu: needed this reminder earlier today; better late than never? RT @BadDalaiLama You can't fight stupidity. You can only get out of its way. ←Mentions Us!
3927 Oct 20: philoquotes: The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. ~ William James http://t.co/f4loa27z
3926 Oct 19: xtinewu: this new "focus later" camera sounds bada$$! could be creatively flexible too http://t.co/dQCDdcj1
3925 Oct 19: mecotterill: @BadDalaiLama seriously, what would we do if SETI did detect signs of intelligent life elsewhere? Would just knowing completely everythng? ←Mentions Us!
3924 Oct 19: MinnieGupta: Confucious say: http://t.co/xwpeVnsa
3923 Oct 19: TheNacho1: @BadDalaiLama http://t.co/qYsKtgc8 - I bet he has a good story. ←Mentions Us!
3922 Oct 19: noahWG: Despite growing joblessness, income disparity or political divisiveness, America can still analyze the shit out of almost any trivial thing!
3921 Oct 19: noahWG: One cure for stagnant social media interaction is to initiate a thread about the technology itself, a practice called "technasturbation."
3920 Oct 19: TIME: This is what happens when a film critic goes to a midnight screening of "Paranormal Activity 3" | http://t.co/FbHsb8kb (via @TIMECulture)
3919 Oct 19: LadyFriday: Haaaay!! RT @nydailynews Facebook users with more friends have bigger brains, study finds http://t.co/TuYdmLRp
3918 Oct 19: brainpicker: Stunning 16mm film of Las Vegas in 1962 http://t.co/ZcTEy3pV (HT @VSL)
3917 Oct 19: noahWG: IQ tests fall flat again- Study reveals dramatic shifts in teenage IQ paralleling brain structural change http://t.co/SssiYOFz by @edyong209
3916 Oct 19: TelegraphNews: Italy's black widow refuses day release as she does not want to work http://t.co/veRqzVW8
3915 Oct 19: TheBosha: I hope a man lion and a lady lion stay escaped in Ohio and have lots of lion babies in the woods and make this nation competitive again.
3914 Oct 19: latimes: Update: Dangerous exotic animals were deliberately freed in Ohio, officials say http://t.co/50fybJ36
3913 Oct 19: washingtonpost: #Apple misses quarterly sales; disappoints for the first time in years http://t.co/AZddeh1O
3912 Oct 19: ThatsWright: But how will we get them across this creek? "@misc: > @AP: mountain lion, grizzly & monkey only remaining animals loose in Zanesville, OH"
3911 Oct 19: MailOnline: Nasa turns to exploring our planet with a new 3D map that outperforms Google Earth http://t.co/h0zcrp9p
3910 Oct 19: sbellelauren: DOG ARE YOU BLIND YOU JUST RAN INTO SOME SHIT http://t.co/SrjRgDHD
3909 Oct 19: StephenAtHome: After 12 years, I finally got the "Chili's Baby Back Ribs" song out of my head. Damn. Now it's back.
3908 Oct 19: noahWG: The "language gene," FOXP2, turns ten years old. @carlzimmer takes you back to its discovery: http://t.co/21QxidgM
3907 Oct 19: AllGreatQuotes: "Whether you think you can or think you can't, you are right." - Henry Ford http://t.co/a0o2mWW2
3906 Oct 19: bprabawabr: *jleb* RT @BadDalaiLama The world is full of mysteries. The question is which of them you will spend your limited resources on. ←Mentions Us!
3905 Oct 19: latimes: Protests in Greece grow violent as austerity plan nears vote http://t.co/kq5qtxRE
3904 Oct 19: mecotterill: @BadDalaiLama yes I did! ←Mentions Us!
3903 Oct 19: MinnieGupta: My first pair of high heels: my sister & I put them on, walked tentatively at first then proceeded to kick the shit out of two boys.
3902 Oct 19: laurenahayes: In deep thought http://t.co/QdEvf2Na
3901 Oct 19: laurenahayes: #occupyyourbrain and the rest will follow
3900 Oct 19: laurenahayes: "With boundless access to information, we can easily observe the crowd. But we cannot escape being observed."
3899 Oct 19: MinnieGupta: I hate nothing more than phone calls when a text or email would have been more effective.
3898 Oct 19: xtinewu: RT @ImMyStuntDouble Said it before I'll say it again: "Champagne for my real friends & real pain for my sham friends!" http://t.co/hNnGYLyF
3897 Oct 19: ebertchicago: Watching the viewers' eyes watching a film. How and what we see may include perceived movement offscreen. http://t.co/boD8dg7t
3896 Oct 18: MailOnline: Top racehorse owner rammed jockey's car through his front door after she suspected him of talking behind her back http://t.co/yI2L4uw2
3895 Oct 18: ebertchicago: Something fundamental shifts on how we watch a movie. Not good news. http://t.co/zXK6412r
3894 Oct 18: MailOnline: Viking burial site thought to be 1,000 years old found in Scottish Highlands http://t.co/EkNYyzyr
3893 Oct 18: princeboucher: Photo: How to make money in the music industry. http://t.co/MXy5v6Fg
3892 Oct 18: TIME: The release of Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit further hastens the demise of the peace process | http://t.co/rXM7bhBh (via @TIMEWorld)
3891 Oct 18: sciencedaily: Forgetting is part of remembering: It's time for forgetting to get some respect, says a psychologist. "We need t... http://t.co/qZLKfdfe
3890 Oct 18: 24_forever: I know I've slept well when I wake up looking like Medusa on crack.
3889 Oct 18: nainysahani: I have a very risk taking auto rickshaw driver. And thats not good.
3888 Oct 18: franky: OH: You should be the fakebaddalailama! CC: @baddalailama ←Mentions Us!
3887 Oct 18: philoquotes: The hottest love has the coldest end. ~ Socrates http://t.co/f4loa27z
3886 Oct 18: nytimes: Massachusetts Looks at ‘Global Payments' to Lower Health Cost http://t.co/fVQH8rGk
3885 Oct 18: xtinewu: Praying to God/Allah/Zeus/EarthMother/Gaia/Archangels etc that I will sleep til noon. So it is tweeted, so it shall be! #hibernation
3884 Oct 18: MailOnline: Did ruthless Dickens drive a man to suicide? http://t.co/Wh6NgdNc
3883 Oct 18: TIME: Are the Maldives becoming a paradise for trash? | http://t.co/zZ7Wlg5q
3882 Oct 18: MinnieGupta: If you followed all the advice in Cosmo, you would be the most obnoxious and miserable girl ever.
3881 Oct 18: nytimes: Greece's Bloated Bureaucracy Defies Efforts to Cut It http://t.co/pnkIdQMF
3880 Oct 18: AncientProverbs: Let him that would move the world first move himself. -Socrates
3879 Oct 18: kathrynschulz: Hiking Spain's Camino del Rey, one of the world's most dangerous trails: http://t.co/WokMpds1 Dumb, but pretty. (Check out the view @ 4:15.)
3878 Oct 18: mecotterill: @BadDalaiLama 2, house and car ←Mentions Us!
3877 Oct 18: Telegraph: 'Educational' TV for under-2s could stunt their development http://t.co/M3Q60JBM
3876 Oct 18: TIME: Does the new iPhone 4S camera live up to its hype? Two hours & 200 photos later, we found the answer | http://t.co/BndFxOFc (via @Techland)
3875 Oct 17: xtinewu: http://t.co/ee7V8KHN The 7 Stages of Film Production
3874 Oct 17: mat0010: @BadDalaiLama I am talking about Occupy London protesters ←Mentions Us!
3873 Oct 17: mat0010: @BadDalaiLama they all look like music festival goers but with latte and Waitrose ready meals with no idea of why they are really there ←Mentions Us!
3872 Oct 17: mat0010: @BadDalaiLama outside St. Paul's it seems like an extension of Glastonbury without the mud but with skinny lattes and no music ←Mentions Us!
3871 Oct 17: nytimes: Hair-Cutting Attacks Stir Fear in Amish Ohio http://t.co/uyrZ4HCD
3870 Oct 17: MailOnline: New perspective: First flight simulator that offers a 360 degree view of the world http://t.co/NDoeiQZi
3869 Oct 17: ljmusik: Two shows this week, Two music videos shoots in the next two weeks, two new songs this week. :0
3868 Oct 17: MailOnline: Occupy London: 'Anti-capitalist' protesters who aren't averse to Coca Cola or Tesco http://t.co/2sYcn9II
3867 Oct 17: GuardianTravel: Behind Las Vegas glitz and glamour lies a dark city marred by poverty http://t.co/dPnoBfkR
3866 Oct 17: jendenbrat: Maybe instead of purchasing a PT Cruiser, you might consider getting a extra small pet you can dress up in adorable sweaters.
3865 Oct 17: ebertchicago: Good gravy! Did earth narrowly escape extinction? http://t.co/xVNwA9qd
3864 Oct 17: leahjohnston: Latest work: thinking about the idea of freedom http://t.co/sOZP0kBF
3863 Oct 17: sciencedaily: Sea levels will continue to rise for 500 years: Rising sea levels in the coming centuries is perhaps one of the ... http://t.co/JAHiOVlZ
3862 Oct 17: quippdPsych: Psychologists chase down sleep demons http://t.co/DPJ8XqXH
3861 Oct 17: kathrynschulz: Simple fixes. I can't believe I never thought of this: RT@DwightGarner Turn toaster sideways, get grilled cheese. http://t.co/ZXkjrJeK
3860 Oct 17: washingtonpost: How we succeed by failing http://t.co/kBsSO9hC via @postopinions
3859 Oct 17: newscientist: Strange case of the vanishing Arctic lakes http://t.co/5f6OGvgN <<despite increase in rain
3858 Oct 17: nytimes: Hershey Exchange Student Warnings Were Ignored http://t.co/NMqsQywo
3857 Oct 17: MailOnline: Stefan Ramin eaten by cannibals? Charred bones found in search for missing sailor http://t.co/zeeKevlv
3856 Oct 17: TheNacho1: @BadDalaiLama Exactly! Why have people stopped evolving? ←Mentions Us!
3855 Oct 17: laurenahayes: How to Bid on Computing Power - New online exchanges aim to turn computer time into a globally traded commodity http://t.co/DUF1Kk6p
3854 Oct 17: Telegraph: Centenarian completes Toronto marathon http://t.co/UO9beMrf
3853 Oct 17: TheEconomist: Today, access to information is vast and wide. But was there ever a "monoculture" before the age of the internet? http://t.co/tYlP5RSx
3852 Oct 17: xtinewu: cc:@baddalailama the travel expert Where in the World Should Seth Go? http://t.co/4Pl9LAln ←Mentions Us!
3851 Oct 17: laurenahayes: Found the t-shirt I designed in 4th grade for Newport Beach Spirit Run. Are you prepared to wear this @andykleinman? http://t.co/6qWBtaiA
3850 Oct 17: Maxine12339: "Thx for the Favs! @BadDalaiLama @Stella1070 @HannahAntics @floydmatty @noteven_08 ~ especially for the ones that were mine:)" ←Mentions Us!
3849 Oct 17: TheNacho1: @BadDalaiLama True. & once they have won big, there is the added pressure to win big again, to stay ontop, & cautiousness gets put aside :( ←Mentions Us!
3848 Oct 16: Ras_Menelik: "@BadDalaiLama sustainable communism or bust! I have complete faith we can kind of sort of maybe get it right this time ..." ←Mentions Us!
3847 Oct 16: washingtonpost: A family's hidden history is revealed after sale of their grand estate called Evermay: http://t.co/EcoFM6zj
3846 Oct 16: quippdPsych: RT @goldstarjw 25 Surprising Facts about #Psychology http://t.co/rDnjpZT9
3845 Oct 16: HypnoticYogi: Those who know nothing of foreign languages, knows nothing of their own. -Goethe, Johann… http://t.co/Vy67wI1N
3844 Oct 16: Maxine12339: Schizophrenia may be a necessary consequence of trying to get along with everyone.
3843 Oct 16: MailOnline: Why Bambi's on a collision course: Two-foot deer that causes 42,000 crashes every year http://t.co/wbDiR1G9
3842 Oct 16: lonelyplanet: RT @ICED_CHAI Need a reason to visit #Istanbul? we'll give you 11! http://t.co/m5CZbvKk #travel #lp #photography
3841 Oct 16: BadDalaiLama: Every anarchist believes he can build a better world merely by destroying the old one.
3840 Oct 16: Ras_Menelik: "@BadDalaiLama all animals are equal, but Corp. animals are more equal than others Privatisation of profits & socialisation of losses Any ?s" ←Mentions Us!
3839 Oct 16: Telegraph: The Adventures Of Tintin: The Secret Of The Unicorn - review http://t.co/GWph4Qdu
3838 Oct 16: MailOnline: Cancer vaccine a 'step closer' as viral infections linked to 40 per cent of all cases http://t.co/qjaPLMKE
3837 Oct 16: lunar_ed: @BadDalaiLama - your tweets about #ows seem reactionary and pessimistic - it's easy to crit but what do YOU wanna do (this is the point btw) ←Mentions Us!
3836 Oct 16: Harrington_Knox: @BadDalaiLama our leaders did not take the steps 2 punish wrongdoers nor take steps to prevent the next crisis. #ows is shining a light ←Mentions Us!
3835 Oct 16: Harrington_Knox: @BadDalaiLama it's a hell of a lot better than sitting at home and taking it silently and complacently. ←Mentions Us!
3834 Oct 16: Telegraph: Biggest haul of Roman gold in Britain could have been found http://t.co/yGwENFup
3833 Oct 16: Telegraph: Diary of schoolgirl who outwitted Nazi Angel of Death to become publishing sensation http://t.co/1YTmZDpE
3832 Oct 16: TheEconomist: A new film takes a look at why the Pruitt-Igoe housing project in St. Louis failed http://t.co/mlpkVylc
3831 Oct 16: nytimes: A New Rush for Mountain Climbers: To the Top http://t.co/PkqmTXx5
3830 Oct 16: MailOnline: Schools ban girls from wearing skirts over fears rising hemlines put them at risk of sex attacks http://t.co/LchBuIG4
3829 Oct 16: nytimes: Some Men Are Dressed to the Nines, the Height of Their Pumps http://t.co/TxsBopH1
3828 Oct 16: nytimes: The Stroll of the Bulls: Arizona Keeps It Tamer http://t.co/miGBaaO0
3827 Oct 16: lonelyplanet: #Twilight tourism in the Pacific Northwest http://t.co/qkbfTaOi #lp #travel
3826 Oct 16: nytimes: Is the Brain Good at What It Does? http://t.co/Ele1Ckz9
3825 Oct 16: washingtonpost: "A slow-motion catastrophe" in Thailand: http://t.co/RTdCnn2q
3824 Oct 16: lonelyplanet: RT @GuardianTravel A new wave of cultural bohemians is breathing life back into Mexico http://t.co/D5a6L9PH
3823 Oct 16: ebertchicago: Steve Jobs' choice of alternative medicine may have speeded his death from a cancer that could have been curable. http://t.co/wZwD5ceo
3822 Oct 15: KLSouth: Occupy Sesame Street... http://t.co/ogZtziWJ #ows
3821 Oct 15: latimes: Kurt Cobain's town is 'sick of the meth heads' http://t.co/HxgJ7AOZ
3820 Oct 15: latimes: Elevator operator's overriding story: joy http://t.co/N1M37GwK RT @latimesmost
3819 Oct 15: philoquotes: The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. ~ John Locke
3818 Oct 15: ebertchicago: The Most Pirated Films of All Time are all targeted to the young male demographic. http://t.co/lI0FBRAP
3817 Oct 15: Erekosse: @BadDalaiLama That's too much punishment... ←Mentions Us!
3816 Oct 15: MailOnline: Doomsday preacher Harold Camping says the world 'will end on Friday' http://t.co/pyl0JuLB
3815 Oct 15: fakulta: @BadDalaiLama Hold on… the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary is only a legend? http://t.co/NBMbBQze #FML ←Mentions Us!
3814 Oct 15: YourAuntLola: Unfortunately, sweetie, Logic is too weak an opponent for Upbringing
3813 Oct 15: BadDalaiLama: "In one quarter mile, make a legal U-turn. Make a U-turn ahead. Make a U-turn NOW! In one half mile, make a legal U-turn...." (GPS bitching)
3812 Oct 15: TelegraphNews: Don't be fooled by American presidential polls http://t.co/JsSlsLOE
3811 Oct 15: oliverburkeman: God I hate people like me who make an ostentatious show out of their lack of interest in sporting events.
3810 Oct 15: xtinewu: How boobs got their name.... http://t.co/uieosaYD
3809 Oct 15: CarmelaPelaez: RT @BadDalaiLama Have you been naughty or nice? Santa may not have that data, but Google does. /JAJAJAJA LOL! ←Mentions Us!
3808 Oct 15: lonelyplanet: Top 10 works of engineering genius...Lalibela, Ethiopia etc. http://t.co/3tbXyrXH #lp #travel
3807 Oct 15: MailOnline: Steve Jobs dead: Birth mother Joanne Simpson does not know son has died http://t.co/1crrUWtz
3806 Oct 15: xtinewu: Gonna raise $ for kitten rescue this weekend. Hope there are no kittens at the event bc I might take one home!
3805 Oct 14: BadDalaiLama: Headline news from the Eastern Shore: Woman caught stealing receives the ultimate penalty: BANNED FROM WALMART! http://t.co/dDmq0WpL
3804 Oct 14: Ed_Villarreal23: RT @BadDalaiLama: People shouldn't be judged for the circumstances of their birth, but their habitual adult behavior cannot be overlooked. ←Mentions Us!
3803 Oct 14: xtinewu: "what you don't play can be more important than what you do play" -Thelonius Monk
3802 Oct 14: Toledowni: "@Baddalailama: When lacking novel irreverent ideas, I'll just go and disseminate some of yours in Spanish (and give you credit for it ;))" ←Mentions Us!
3801 Oct 14: Toledowni: Ya lo dijo @Baddalailama: De repente la vida te da "señales" (pequeños desastres que ayudan a evitar otros mayores... si es que aprendes). ←Mentions Us!
3800 Oct 14: absolutelytrue: Man Shoots Himself In The Head While Showing Off His Gun http://t.co/EFql49Hd via @Digg
3799 Oct 14: oliverburkeman: One-year-old confused by old-fashioned magazine that doesn't respond the way an iPad does http://t.co/dLrdZIWh (via Metafilter)
3798 Oct 14: MailOnline: Give me some chips....and some space: Fugitive who climbed pylon demands police buy his supper before making a getaway http://t.co/Q92drLT2
3797 Oct 14: newscientist: Check out Mira: This rebel star broke the medieval sky & keeps throwing up shocks today http://t.co/glhPcWNo #astrophile
3796 Oct 14: TelegraphNews: Kim Jong-il's grandson enrols at Bosnia college http://t.co/kQhkrueZ
3795 Oct 14: GomisGomis: #FF @ElSanababitch @CarlosBuenfil @BadDalaiLama @elbaronrojo @ElFuyi @lucy_mccartney @cindylaregia @amaniitta @aleida_belem @pixidixidoo ←Mentions Us!
3794 Oct 14: TelegraphNews: Bangkok braced for devastating floods http://t.co/3Ew2xZPO
3793 Oct 14: washingtonpost: Still debating whether to download #iOS5? You may want to wait, expert says http://t.co/FSgR9fmG
3792 Oct 14: TheNacho1: @BadDalaiLama U are quite an interesting person. ←Mentions Us!
3791 Oct 14: washingtonpost: Hoarding task forces aim to get sufferers the help they need: http://t.co/vqTy50C9
3790 Oct 14: TheNacho1: @BadDalaiLama What is the most heroic thing, u have done or would like to do? ←Mentions Us!
3789 Oct 14: LadyFriday: Talk about Jumping The Shark!! #jawsdontsurf http://t.co/N2LyObY8
3788 Oct 14: LadyFriday: Haha! This guy's got a *passion* for the angles. Good wurk! @newyorkpost http://t.co/AnUE6qnO
3787 Oct 14: nainysahani: Who else thinks @nainasahni looks smashing in her new DP! #FF @nainasahni to know all that's happening in Pune and her ultimate cuteness! :)
3786 Oct 14: xtinewu: @BadDalaiLama but i already spent my burgers on a new pair of shoes :-) ←Mentions Us!
3785 Oct 13: xtinewu: Almost died playing tennis in this santa Ana sauna. Got the HR up to 191, average 170bpm in this desert schwitz! #fitness
3784 Oct 13: ljmusik: "Hey hey travelers, if you're coming in/out of Charlotte Douglas Airport come on down to D/E concourse for Starbucks and tunes #livemusic"
3783 Oct 13: washingtonpost: #iPhone's Siri shows off her sense of humor http://t.co/gECVFim5
3782 Oct 13: washingtonpost: For banks, it's often cheaper to demolish a home than leave it standing http://t.co/qcNT4ggx
3781 Oct 13: MailOnline: 'Damn it, we're going to crash, it can't be true!': Terrified final words of pilot on doomed Air France jet http://t.co/Xcmpw3sS
3780 Oct 13: AncientProverbs: The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure. -Chinese Proverb
3779 Oct 13: BadDalaiLama: Shocking Before and After images on the ravages of age: Mrs. Peel http://t.co/1wLesiO3 Diana Rigg http://t.co/PxkherSt
3778 Oct 13: nytimes: This Land: At Bowery House Hotel, Flophouse Aesthetic of Old http://t.co/C4NPElbE
3777 Oct 13: BadDalaiLama: "I can't change because no one will help me" is the oldest excuse in the book.
3776 Oct 13: TelegraphNews: 10 things you didn't know about Bhutan http://t.co/q642kFOo
3775 Oct 13: washingtonpost: Ask the new #iPhone "what's the meaning of life?" and this is what it'll say: http://t.co/hFJkqP52 #Siri
3774 Oct 13: TheEconomist: Six out of ten road deaths worldwide take place in just 12 countries, one of which is Mexico http://t.co/RH2AJBKl
3773 Oct 13: xtinewu: @BadDalaiLama hotel snobs get better comped hotels :-P ←Mentions Us!
3772 Oct 13: brainpicker: 519 years ago today, Columbus reached the New World – here's what happened after http://t.co/lGDzz2Gh
3771 Oct 13: xtinewu: Dear Mandalay Bay staff member who stole my debit card numbers & is trying to steal my cash- better luck next time.
3770 Oct 13: philoquotes: The most virtuous are those who content themselves with being virtuous without seeking to appear so. ~ Plato http://t.co/f4loa27z
3769 Oct 12: princeboucher: Tweet less, do more.
3768 Oct 12: washingtonpost: "Austin Powers" actor serving life sentence for gang rape is now accused of murder: http://t.co/QHWmDJUy
3767 Oct 12: nytimes: Scientists Sequence Genome of Ancient Plague Bacterium http://t.co/cDajwfS4
3766 Oct 12: sciencedaily: Naked mole rat genome sequenced: San Antonio colony of long-lived rodents contributes to study: Sequencing... http://t.co/utwf7WPg
3765 Oct 12: sciencedaily: 'Dark matter' of the genome revealed through analysis of 29 mammals: An international team of researchers ... http://t.co/FIdEWT8d
3764 Oct 12: MailOnline: The terrifying moment hundreds of Sikh protesters smashed their way into a community centre in protest at it sel... http://t.co/bcWytuJf
3763 Oct 12: newscientist: Mind wandering? Rats zone out too & it could be a sign they are introspecting http://t.co/THKVm6iD
3762 Oct 12: philoquotes: Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one. ~ Martin Heidegger http://t.co/f4loa27z
3761 Oct 12: MailOnline: Make-up 'scares' rescue services as zombie extras injured on set of new Resident Evil film http://t.co/OxwAY1Ia
3760 Oct 12: TIME: Why the conviction of Ukraine's ex-PM @yuliatymoshenko has outraged the E.U. | http://t.co/GK2sqPUM
3759 Oct 12: newscientist: Self-deception's evolutionary roots http://t.co/DagwRFAm Clue: It helps us deceive others too
3758 Oct 12: MailOnline: Adobe shows off astonishing 'unblur' feature for Photoshop http://t.co/t9Mjg7Jp
3757 Oct 12: WSJ: Review: @WaltMossberg on new features of the iPhone 4S, from artificial intelligence to an improved camera http://t.co/xqOhFhbC
3756 Oct 12: MailOnline: 'Dude, your pants are on fire!' Passengers screamed as suspected al Qaeda extremist 'sat expressionless after fa... http://t.co/z1Z6fRAS
3755 Oct 11: MailOnline: Why the euro bailout's the biggest Ponzi scheme ever http://t.co/k4iF8DnG
3754 Oct 11: dunebat: @BadDalaiLama The last Avengers movie had Mrs. Peel in it, but it wasn't very good. ←Mentions Us!
3753 Oct 11: ExpertPrimate: HR says it's not sexual harassment when I do it to myself, so I guess I'll just stop filing complaints.
3752 Oct 11: sciencedaily: New 'diamond?' New form of superhard carbon is as strong as a diamond: Carbon is the fourth-most-abundant ... http://t.co/unJBebxW
3751 Oct 11: latimes: 99 Cents Only Stores agrees to $1.6-billion buyout offer http://t.co/fX2tB5jR
3750 Oct 11: latimes: "The Avengers" movie trailer is out, promising explosions, fights and Tony Stark's trademark sass http://t.co/sdric5h1
3749 Oct 11: waysidegeek: @susykopata "@BadDalaiLama: Never underestimate the power of love to turn the functional into the dysfunctional." ←Mentions Us!
3748 Oct 11: TIME: PHOTOS: The magic of curious critters | http://t.co/ozyKosL7
3747 Oct 11: washingtonpost: #OccupyBoston: Veterans clash with police, scores arrested http://t.co/Y8zBdFRv
3746 Oct 11: george1772: "@Kyoks1 "@BadDalaiLama When someone is self-destructive, don't think, "How can I help them?" (cont) http://t.co/Xgw9GYnY ←Mentions Us!
3745 Oct 11: TheEconomist: Anti-Roma rioting spreads across the EU's poorest country http://t.co/xQkOwcU0
3744 Oct 11: TIME: How a former Miss Iceland helped nab fugitive James "Whitey" Bulger | http://t.co/VpdZ6y9y
3743 Oct 11: nytimes: States Adding Drug Test as Hurdle for Welfare http://t.co/qo5QKI0C
3742 Oct 11: philoquotes: We must act out passion before we can feel it. ~ Sartre
3741 Oct 11: xtinewu: Best explanation of #OccupyWallStreet inhave seen ://nyti.ms/ns8FJ4
3740 Oct 11: Telegraph: Oil leak from container ship declared New Zealand's 'worst maritime disaster' http://t.co/xNwVdddZ
3739 Oct 11: MailOnline: Kraken: Scientist Mark McMenamin claims existence of mythical 100ft sea monster http://t.co/nLtsj8MF
3738 Oct 11: TIME: How the Greeks are putting the 'hell' in Hellas | http://t.co/I6gqq2At
3737 Oct 10: MailOnline: Monty Python star Terry Jones: Life of Brian 'couldn't be made today' because of political correctness and relig... http://t.co/yCi7sW0f
3736 Oct 10: washingtonpost: New twist in Whitey Bulger story: Former Miss Iceland outed mobster http://t.co/XGLaKZUp
3735 Oct 10: newscientist: Language 50,000 BC: Our ancestors like Yoda spoke http://t.co/Q3M7P0uw
3734 Oct 10: trevlutz: Yes! RT @BadDalaiLama Occupy Walmart! ←Mentions Us!
3733 Oct 10: Kinniska: @BadDalaiLama yeah, I couldn't remember which leg of the journey. :) ←Mentions Us!
3732 Oct 10: Kinniska: @BadDalaiLama oddly enough, I remember this from a Paul Theroux book...and it becomes the City of New Orleans when it crosses a certain pt. ←Mentions Us!
3731 Oct 10: cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama ...{{sigh}] ...i LOVE taking the train...it adds romance to a journey... ←Mentions Us!
3730 Oct 10: washingtonpost: A double-dip recession in the U.S. is unlikely for now http://t.co/pjx9pe7G
3729 Oct 10: TheEconomist: The energy efficiency of computing is doubling every 18 months. Daily chart October 10th http://t.co/i0p8TvKK
3728 Oct 10: lonelyplanet: Get ready for Zombicon: the ghouls descend on Florida's Gulf Coast - by @adamkarlin http://ow.ly/6S8m6 #lp #travel #zombies
3727 Oct 10: xtinewu: Sunset view from the studio http://img.ly/9gmf
3726 Oct 9: MinnieGupta: @BadDalaiLama And there is also a Miami in Ohio. None of this makes Ohio more glamorous ←Mentions Us!
3725 Oct 9: xtinewu: Cool, TY for posting! RT @chasinginsight @xtinewu look who's owning the stage w/David F :-) http://t.co/IYlcr00H
3724 Oct 9: Telegraph: Dozens killed as thousands riot in Cairo's Tahrir Square http://t.co/EkSKW3hO
3723 Oct 9: EverydayHero_EH: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
3722 Oct 9: abmarkman: When Should You <em>Avoid</em> Dealing With Emotions? http://t.co/n0vwCqCt @wrayherbert
3721 Oct 9: latimes: Robert Downey Jr. revists a tricky subject: his past http://t.co/tu3EXdPo
3720 Oct 9: quippdPsych: Brain imaging reveals why we remain optimistic in the face of reality http://t.co/rvX0j8Eg
3719 Oct 9: brainpicker: Drawing Inspiration – lovely animated short film about routine and serendipity http://j.mp/gOyghg
3718 Oct 9: djackmanson: @BadDalaiLama Corollary: People will do what they damn well please ←Mentions Us!
3717 Oct 9: nainysahani: @BadDalaiLama Aah.. alas! I need a high end camera phone for these times. ←Mentions Us!
3716 Oct 9: AncientProverbs: For the friendship of two, the patience of one is required. -Indian Proverb
3715 Oct 9: xtinewu: Humbling. 'So, Doc, How Much Time I Got?' http://t.co/I9rthNnc
3714 Oct 9: BadDalaiLama: If I was a lawyer, I would be a sports attorney, so I could defend the downtrodden class of Major League players and owners.
3713 Oct 8: the_anastasia: Empathy is given freely. Jealousy must be earned.
3712 Oct 8: wiselqvist: @BadDalaiLama and sweden ←Mentions Us!
3711 Oct 8: kathrynschulz: "There's a long American tradition of mixing economic populism with cephalopods." And great pictures to prove it: http://t.co/R6Rxzv5u
3710 Oct 8: TheNacho1: @BadDalaiLama http://t.co/HCZhVhgQ - did it come wth a drink for $4.25? ←Mentions Us!
3709 Oct 8: NeverWasTwain: If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed. - Albert Einstein
3708 Oct 8: inquestioner: Loneliness isn't cured by company,but by contact with reality.People don't really want to be cured.What they want is relief;a cure's painful
3707 Oct 8: nytimes: Crime Scene: Collateral Damage in the Chinatown Bus Wars http://t.co/ndUrQU2U
3706 Oct 8: MailOnline: 'Unwitting' thief helps police by uploading picture of himself on victim's Facebook page http://t.co/vS450hRx
3705 Oct 8: Telegraph: The unpalatable appetites of Kim Jong-il http://t.co/WB2XTwWb
3704 Oct 8: philoquotes: We do not know what is really good or bad fortune. ~ Rousseau http://t.co/f4loa27z
3703 Oct 8: nytimes: Off The Charts: After a Rating Downgrade, U.S. Treasuries Turn a Profit http://t.co/0fbX8Iw6
3702 Oct 8: xtinewu: CA Set Crackdown (giggle) on Weed http://t.co/eZ6SihAN. How is this diff than big pharma? Let ppl smoke weed if it makes em happy 4 fkssake
3701 Oct 8: iObscureMind: RT @BadDalaiLama: There is no such thing as "safety". The most you can hope for is a balance of risks. ←Mentions Us!
3700 Oct 8: TheEconomist: Spain's probable next prime minister will have a tough job on his hands http://t.co/QBTL94yR
3699 Oct 8: TIME: The price of gold is going down, but shouldn't it still be going up? We offer some explanations | http://t.co/Jpkh55uZ (via @TIMEMoneyland)
3698 Oct 7: the_anastasia: So many people to love, kidnap, tie in my basement and torture till they love me back, so little time.
3697 Oct 7: MEGhostHunters: #FF @usura @inklesstales @TeamGAC @CreepyLA @SamSnead_NSS @Rex_Williams @googletalks @AntietamParaSoc @Nick_BSBgirl @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
3696 Oct 7: brainpicker: 5:46AM – the 1910 Great Flood of Paris, recreated with CGI water http://t.co/o65zr41V
3695 Oct 7: latimes: The rise and fall of Sarah Palin: A video timeline http://t.co/hXsHqLqR RT @latimesmuskal
3694 Oct 7: EverydayHero_EH: Originality is undetected plagiarism
3693 Oct 7: xtinewu: #FF twitter welcome film composer @Lornebalfe whose talent is truly humbling...
3692 Oct 7: pennjillette: I sure wish Steve Jobs could have seen this http://t.co/kcrYEqNu The Onion guys are just spot on. So beautiful, funny, and true.
3691 Oct 7: latimes: A chilling account of child prostitution in Las Vegas http://t.co/hWTYHtk9
3690 Oct 7: ljmusik: "At Saladelias with @kaciburgos Favorite in Chapel Hill! http://t.co/AMoQuGSG"
3689 Oct 7: MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama It's not about how quickly people learn from mistakes it's about whether they choose to learn from them AT ALL BDL ←Mentions Us!
3688 Oct 7: xtinewu: ∞Fall seven times, Stand up EIGHT. -Japanese Proverb ∞
3687 Oct 7: Telegraph: Just back: everyday treasures in England's Pompeii http://t.co/kaZQaquq
3686 Oct 7: kathrynschulz: Neil Armstrong filled out customs forms for moon rocks: http://t.co/VWMlKdMu As @brainpicker noted, at least he didn't have to face the TSA.
3685 Oct 7: WSJ: "The realistic, optimistic path is...the euro falls apart," says author Michael Lewis in our Big Interview http://t.co/VjgONjjk
3684 Oct 7: Telegraph: Airlift begins as Tuvalu runs out of drinking water http://t.co/pFh8S4mS
3683 Oct 7: Marcusion: #ff @BadDalaiLama and @StephenBCramer and that's about enough for today. ←Mentions Us!
3682 Oct 7: philoquotes: Cunning... is but the low mimic of wisdom. ~ Plato http://t.co/f4loa27z
3681 Oct 7: MailOnline: Are we finally winning the war on hard drugs? http://t.co/FdecP00C
3680 Oct 7: newscientist: Update: Tim Berners-Lee on how he wrote the web on a Steve Jobs machine (but not an Apple) http://t.co/j7B4gcsn #WWW
3679 Oct 7: washingtonpost: Quoted: Elizabeth Warren on how she paid for college http://t.co/h2YEyF4U
3678 Oct 7: TIME: The dark side of Steve Jobs' dream | http://t.co/N5km877q
3677 Oct 7: MailOnline: Police gave drunk burglars a lift home after finding them outside the club they had just raided http://t.co/3x7NH0TA
3676 Oct 7: Telegraph: University students who dropped out and became famous http://t.co/SB0o5ln1
3675 Oct 7: xtinewu: Same to both of you! RT @AmberPlaster @CeliaAurora7 glad we got to meet tonight!
3674 Oct 7: nytimes: Steve Jobs Defended His Work With a Barbed Tongue http://t.co/EF4XhiKF
3673 Oct 7: MailOnline: Steve Jobs dead: Brilliant, yes, but he wasn't an Einstein http://t.co/uGHidLZf
3672 Oct 7: xtinewu: Never, ever let yourself be judged by someone who has no fkimgn idea what they are talking about. #truth
3671 Oct 7: philoquotes: Rashness belongs to youth; prudence to old age. ~ Cicero http://t.co/f4loa27z
3670 Oct 7: algekalipso: @BadDalaiLama Haha, associations. I stop feeling a headache 5 minutes after taking an aspirin. The placebo works wonders before the chemical ←Mentions Us!
3669 Oct 7: TIME: Is the Taj Mahal in danger of collapsing? | http://t.co/qXaRLUCv (via @TIMENewsFeed)
3668 Oct 7: latimes: The 'Simpsons' salary dispute and the costs of success http://t.co/eF9B0QIO RT @latimesbiz
3667 Oct 7: TIME: IBM aims to build an artificial human brain within 10 years, presumably as food for zombie robots | http://t.co/upfmMCUa
3666 Oct 7: TheBosha: Video games do not paint a very bright picture of our future.
3665 Oct 6: AncientProverbs: Talk doesn't cook rice. -Chinese Proverbs
3664 Oct 6: lonelyplanet: RT @lpusastaff: Zombicon: the ghouls descend on Florida's Gulf Coast - by @adamkarlin http://ow.ly/6PRrg #lp #travel #zombies
3663 Oct 6: sciencedaily: Archaeologist argues world's oldest temples were not temples at all: Ancient structures uncovered in Turke... http://t.co/dZXTj0GY
3662 Oct 6: Telegraph: Financial crisis is worst the world has ever faced - front page of tomorrow's Daily Telegraph http://t.co/zA5iKNBD
3661 Oct 6: brainpicker: Bless @TheOnion, for their brilliant "humor in the face of tragedy," as @wrongologist put it http://j.mp/nXoEeX #SteveJobs
3660 Oct 6: TheBosha: What a coincidence! That's MY personal solution, too! http://t.co/Ka4hOnx4
3659 Oct 6: TIME: RT @jnsmall: #SteveJobs 8th grade Cupertino Junior High photo from 1968. School is less than a mile from his home http://t.co/tyIyImmV
3658 Oct 6: ebertchicago: "Steve would be getting off here; we were to proceed without him into the unknown." http://t.co/dAHcqXwB
3657 Oct 6: MailOnline: Steve Jobs death: Apple boss' tangled family and who could inherit his $8.3bn fortune http://t.co/8eKFMtcj
3656 Oct 6: TheEconomist: People are demanding to use their own gadgets in their jobs. Trying to thwart them is futile http://t.co/9cOn1SyA
3655 Oct 6: nytimes: U.S. Panel Advises Against Routine Prostate Test http://t.co/FMwy0rGk
3654 Oct 6: badbanana: I grew up in a time when a Dracula costume had a picture of Dracula on the chest below the word "Dracula." It wasn't an imaginative time.
3653 Oct 6: philoquotes: It is a mark of prudence never to trust wholly in those things which have once deceived us. ~ Descartes http://t.co/f4loa27z
3652 Oct 6: EvanAndGareth: Of all the jobs we have lost in this economy, Steve hurts the most.
3651 Oct 6: sciencedaily: More insight into the secret life of the American teen: Researchers have found that when adolescents argue... http://t.co/bJajfwVG
3650 Oct 6: philo_quotes: Human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind. ~ William James http://t.co/U9gFWB48
3649 Oct 6: tommywednesday: @BadDalaiLama you've been all over - we could use a guy like that for the resistance during the #robotwar of 2084 ←Mentions Us!
3648 Oct 6: lonelyplanet: RT @kevinlukemay: How Steve Jobs helped make Apple become a major disruptor in #travel http://t.co/0UNkcZlD [Tnooz] #stevejobs #lp
3647 Oct 6: TIME: Jobs had LSD. We have the iPhone | http://t.co/yhVxAk8F (via @TIMEHealthland)
3646 Oct 6: BadDalaiLama: (What? You don't expect me to be maudlin do you? Sent from my iPhone.)
3645 Oct 6: BadDalaiLama: ...an automated image of the Creator to whom all the machines bow down. It is... Steve Jobs! http://t.co/M45W9nXb
3644 Oct 6: BadDalaiLama: ...humans have been enslaved to computer intelligence, it will be found, in the heart of the universal memory core...
3643 Oct 6: BadDalaiLama: In the the year 2084, when mankind has been all but extinguished in the Robot Wars and the few remaining...
3642 Oct 5: TIME: 27% of people are missing a fold in the brain that helps distinguish fantasy from reality | http://t.co/KFCrsE7Z (via @TIMEHealthland)
3641 Oct 5: TIME: Is Warren Buffett right about the U.S. economy? Maybe | http://t.co/Ij4PX8RW (via @TIMEMoneyland)
3640 Oct 5: BadDalaiLama: Marriage and home improvement recursively justify each other.
3639 Oct 5: Mostlegendary: @BadDalaiLama now with 100% natural snake oil! ←Mentions Us!
3638 Oct 5: xtinewu: See how im losin my mind cuz she's so good!!! RT @chaster0418 @xtinewu- photo of you & @officialcharice http://t.co/zhvaDojN #Awesomeness :)
3637 Oct 5: AirportSleeper: @BadDalaiLama Thanks for all the great airport reviews. MUCH appreciated! http://t.co/Q9hrwt5r ←Mentions Us!
3636 Oct 5: laurenahayes: Kingy popping his collar http://t.co/ZUDAWbQd
3635 Oct 5: xtinewu: The most important thing- Tell your own truth in everything you do. #film #music #art #life
3634 Oct 4: quippdPsych: RT @TherapyCanada NYTimes: When #altruism takes a pathological turn http://t.co/KXMTFIZ0 #psychology #behavior #eatingdisorders
3633 Oct 4: jendenbrat: How much hip would a hipster stir if a hipster could stir hip?
3632 Oct 4: the_anastasia: With all my education in psychology I'll still never know what goes through the minds of people who buy $3 water.
3631 Oct 4: washingtonpost: Report: Stalled salary negotiations could kill "The Simpsons" http://t.co/4XNWb7vi
3630 Oct 4: latimes: Apple iPhone 5: iOS 5 to arrive Oct. 12 http://t.co/FBa0lX1v RT @latimesbiz
3629 Oct 4: laurenahayes: Underwhelming. Wahhhhhhh.
3628 Oct 4: MailOnline: Pictured for the first time... The boy born with eight arms and legs shows off new body after pioneering surgery http://t.co/vCxJB5bc
3627 Oct 4: oliverburkeman: "I instantly realized everything in my life I thought was unfixable was totally fixable—except for having just jumped" http://t.co/IGTSqxK8
3626 Oct 4: TheChris9: @BadDalaiLama: "Yes, that's my plan. What about it? http://t.co/pe6hT9w" // Hahahaha ←Mentions Us!
3625 Oct 4: nainysahani: I say that's fantastic! RT @BadDalaiLama Yes, that's my plan. What about it? http://t.co/YCUdSm4Y ←Mentions Us!
3624 Oct 4: Zlnw52: @BadDalaiLama red and blue for me ←Mentions Us!
3623 Oct 4: nytimes: Homecoming Queen and Winning Field Goal on Same Night http://t.co/4GXYY5xK
3622 Oct 4: mecotterill: @BadDalaiLama there's a web-site somewhere that reviews which airports are best or worst to sleep at. Some even seem 2actively encourage it! ←Mentions Us!
3621 Oct 4: TIME: Magic mushrooms might lead to long term personality changes | http://t.co/QkDeu3wb (via @TIMEHealthland)
3620 Oct 4: TIME: Bank of America is in the dog house | http://t.co/LaHShJxi (via @TIMEMoneyland)
3619 Oct 4: sciencedaily: Saturn's geyser moon Enceladus shows off for NASA's Cassini: NASA's Cassini spacecraft successfully comple... http://t.co/tJsvJnYw
3618 Oct 3: ljmusik: #theartof traveling http://t.co/IvDchL5y
3617 Oct 3: quippdPsych: In reading facial emotion, context is everything http://t.co/qqNvwYgC
3616 Oct 3: nainysahani: Being too cool with someone who doesnt understand the responsibility with freedom, will fall flat.
3615 Oct 3: newscientist: Another fabulous One-Minute-Physics: How a particle can also be a wave http://t.co/Eas8xStc #QuantumWeirdness
3614 Oct 3: brainpicker: If you missed it on Friday, this Victorian map of woman's heart is a gem...and also appalling http://t.co/EpoUSDAG
3613 Oct 3: washingtonpost: Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to buy one, get one free: http://t.co/m1Rtr3Zn
3612 Oct 3: TIME: Just how much does Mitt Romney pay in taxes? He may not want you to know | http://t.co/DCxu9Hw9 (via @TIMEPolitics)
3611 Oct 3: georgiatriallaw: @BadDalaiLama But they make you feel good, so do them anyway. If it catches on something good might happen. #glasshalffull ←Mentions Us!
3610 Oct 3: Kyoks1: Las drogas-desde la cocaina hasta los videojuegos-son pseudoexperiencias toman el lugar d hacer cosas reales en el mundo via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
3609 Oct 3: Kyoks1: De las cosas extrañas del mundo, la + bizarra es nuestro cuerpo y como quedamos atrapados dentro. via @KilroyCafe @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
3608 Oct 2: spyropapaspyrou: "@BadDalaiLama it's in Sanskrit. It means: From ignorance lead me to truth From darkness lead me to light From death lead me to immortality" ←Mentions Us!
3607 Oct 2: spyropapaspyrou: "@BadDalaiLama Hey desert rat check this out! "Asatoma Satgamaya Tamasoma Jyothirgamaya Mrityorma Amritamgamaya"" ←Mentions Us!
3606 Oct 2: tommywednesday: Hey @BadDalaiLama finally got twitter so I can follow your roaming from here as well. Be safe! ←Mentions Us!
3605 Oct 2: Mostlegendary: @BadDalaiLama what do you consider drugs? Sugar? Caffeine? Alcohol? Paracetamol? or are you only talking Narcotics? ←Mentions Us!
3604 Oct 2: Mostlegendary: @BadDalaiLama I believe it varies depending upon the person & the drug, but we would have a much safer environ if decriminalised all drugs. ←Mentions Us!
3603 Oct 2: Mostlegendary: @BadDalaiLama and are you differentiating drug abuse from drug use? ←Mentions Us!
3602 Oct 2: Mostlegendary: @BadDalaiLama are you speaking from experience or observation? ←Mentions Us!
3601 Oct 2: washingtonpost: CIA contractor who was freed from Pakistan after shooting deaths, "blood money" deal arrested in Colorado: http://t.co/HwbtiYzh
3600 Oct 2: washingtonpost: The most-talked-about new museum in the U.S. in a generation is set to open: http://t.co/dJ5hsvgC
3599 Oct 2: AncientProverbs: If the wind will not serve, take to the oars. -Latin proverb
3598 Oct 1: BadDalaiLama: Some people want to fill the world with silly acoustic products with reproductive messages. What's wrong with that? I'd like to know.
3597 Oct 1: flyinggreencows: @BadDalaiLama Lazar...Lazar! Fsking autocorrect ←Mentions Us!
3596 Oct 1: flyinggreencows: @BadDalaiLama where is Mr Lazarus these days? ←Mentions Us!
3595 Oct 1: Mostlegendary: @BadDalaiLama Yeah, but not in the sidesplitting way. I think you were looking for ironic. :p ←Mentions Us!
3594 Oct 1: Telegraph: Ferris wheel crash pilot saved by plane http://t.co/RNjlQNBh
3593 Oct 1: TheIlluminati: No matter how hard you try, you can't buy respect. The closest you'll get is envy. If you need envy, you're in sad, sad shape.
3592 Oct 1: paula98270: RT. Yes. "@BadDalaiLama The secret mattress makers don't want you to know: If you're not sleeping well, it's not the mattress." ←Mentions Us!
3591 Oct 1: LetsGo2TheBeach: @BadDalaiLama interesting statement. ←Mentions Us!
3590 Sep 30: Olivia_Sarai: @BadDalaiLama Exactly, you always get the point! ←Mentions Us!
3589 Sep 30: ElimGarakDS9: #ff these people are all Evil in some way @baddalailama @TonyMurrayClay @the @gorncaptain @EvilVulcanChick @lisaplant4 ←Mentions Us!
3588 Sep 29: philo_quotes: Fame is but the breath of people, and that often unwholesome. ~ Rousseau
3587 Sep 29: USATODAYtravel: Proposed airline ticket tax bump has tempers soaring http://t.co/Sp3w1MqM #travel
3586 Sep 29: ThatsWright: I am taking a bus like an everyday princess not yet told she is a princess.
3585 Sep 29: WSJ: Bank of America plans to charge customers a $5 monthly fee for making purchases with their debit cards http://t.co/jFrLsGQ4
3584 Sep 29: WSJ: An All Nippon Airways jet almost flipped over on a flight this month after a co-pilot hit the wrong button http://t.co/OX1GT5aV
3583 Sep 29: Telegraph: Speed limit on motorways to rise to 80mph http://t.co/IjyzMgnH
3582 Sep 29: badbanana: Hey, high school poets: D+
3581 Sep 29: agnosticcc: Like fortune cookies, the @DalaiLama's tweets are way funnier if you add "in bed" at the end.
3580 Sep 29: trixieboots: I used to take research trips to London, vacation in Tuscany, zip off to NYC for dinner and a play. Now I sit waiting for the baby to poo.
3579 Sep 29: afcamille: @BadDalaiLama it is entirely too early to talk about that. haha! how about them braves? ←Mentions Us!
3578 Sep 29: zamancuvali: @BadDalaiLama serial one-night-stands with a same person is a myth then :) ←Mentions Us!
3577 Sep 29: DumbTroll: @BadDalaiLama fuck that, you just need different [more] partners! ←Mentions Us!
3576 Sep 29: morelimes: RT @BadDalaiLama: Uncomplicated sex is a myth. Try as you might to make it casual, someone is going to take it seriously. ←Mentions Us!
3575 Sep 29: LevysSportsGal: @BadDalaiLama haha yeah that crap is bogus. Always best to get it from your car insurance provider. ←Mentions Us!
3574 Sep 29: brainpicker: Breathtaking HDR photos of lighthouses and landscapes by John McCormick http://t.co/HfsuKELO
3573 Sep 28: TheEconomist: To prevent the dissolution of the state, #Greece would need to eject itself from the euro zone http://t.co/QDn1qVqY
3572 Sep 28: xtinewu: This is actually not the first time I've been limo-ed to loading dock. Ahhh my strange life.
3571 Sep 28: MailOnline: Woman accused of fixing prostitutes for Silvio Berlusconi tells of his sexual magnetism http://t.co/Icb9EkfQ
3570 Sep 28: sciencedaily: Teenage mind: First time evidence links over interpretation of social situations to personality disorder: ... http://t.co/NLCmRacS
3569 Sep 28: AllGreatQuotes: "It is a long hard road to overnight success." - Author Unknown http://t.co/dKRhpeUz
3568 Sep 28: TheEconomist: The new television series #PanAm is fun, empty entertainment, but it could be so much more http://t.co/f1UbhOw8
3567 Sep 28: sciencedaily: Millesecond memory: 'Teleportation' of rats sheds light on how the memory is organized: An experiment in w... http://t.co/iw3gQJV8
3566 Sep 28: BlackListedNews: THE EURO: A Machine Of Perpetual Destruction http://t.co/XcGbDn8M
3565 Sep 28: urbandude: When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen.
3564 Sep 28: CrankyPappy: Divorce: still a sacred institution between a man & a woman.
3563 Sep 28: GreatestQuotes: "In the midst of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer." - Albert Camus
3562 Sep 28: nainysahani: 7 CC transactions in a day. I'm beginning to loose my cool. No wonder, I didn't have a card till March this year.
3561 Sep 28: ebertchicago: Actual videos of images captured from our minds by computers. Nothing is personal. http://t.co/HP16rtcn
3560 Sep 28: brainpicker: The Man of Numbers – how Fibonacci changed the world and every aspect of our daily givens http://j.mp/ohaMcm
3559 Sep 27: ljmusik: Lauren Jenkins has a show on 09/29/2011 at 03:00 PM @ Charlotte Do... in charlotte, NC http://t.co/ZoeqFqoM #concert
3558 Sep 27: brainpicker: Knocked Up and Knocked Down -- why America's growing fertility class divide is a problem http://t.co/s8zUGNIT
3557 Sep 27: TheBosha: Seriously you guys, pepper @CBSNews with your demands to replace TheRooney with TheBosha, "a new misanthrope for our troubled times."
3556 Sep 27: TIME: Adventure travel, courtesy of climate change | http://t.co/TMTHmhmR
3555 Sep 27: TelegraphNews: Hijacker who humiliated the FBI arrested after 41 years on the run http://t.co/dy7cb7RF
3554 Sep 27: jonathan_katz: http://t.co/DBA7dokf please join me for a live chat 9pmEST after the showing of episode 3. This thing is spinning out of control. Jonathan
3553 Sep 27: LetsGo2TheBeach: @BadDalaiLama Thats just adding more problems to it. We're overpopulated and under educated enough. #children ←Mentions Us!
3552 Sep 27: lilib00o: Lmfao RT @BadDalaiLama: Marriage is a form of Communism fraught with exactly the same risks. ←Mentions Us!
3551 Sep 27: BarbiePeloNegro: "@BadDalaiLama: Our 2008 parody on marriage (gay or otherwise): http://t.co/QZ5JnjuJ" / Clap, clap, clap. ←Mentions Us!
3550 Sep 27: RedScareBot: Simple Malarkey RT @BadDalaiLama Marriage is a form of Communism fraught with exactly the same risks. ←Mentions Us!
3549 Sep 27: ElimGarakDS9: As one of your greatest Earth philosophers Homer J. Simpson said "it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
3548 Sep 27: AlternateEthos: @BadDalaiLama Are pone to... not a hard rule as you suggest. ←Mentions Us!
3547 Sep 27: dramapad: @BadDalaiLama The whole "proof" thing is such bull. Everything reason creates goes beyond fact! That's why it's so cool! (Well, partly why.) ←Mentions Us!
3546 Sep 27: TIME: Vegans, take note: B12 deficiencies linked to smaller brains | http://t.co/d5EeOSxa (via @TIMEHealthland)
3545 Sep 27: philoquotes: Action may not bring happiness but there is no happiness without action. ~ William James http://t.co/f4loa27z
3544 Sep 26: GuardianTravel: 'I was just lucky with easyJet,' says founder Stelios http://t.co/mGbzOYnn
3543 Sep 26: latimes: Dead Sea Scrolls go online, thanks to Google, Israel Museum http://t.co/j6f7PZ5Q
3542 Sep 26: TIME: Funk legend Sly Stone is homeless | http://t.co/bZvcdtSq (via @TIMENewsFeed)
3541 Sep 26: BlackListedNews: BBC Speechless As Trader Tells Truth: "The Collapse Is Coming...And Goldman Rules The World" http://t.co/kPsaJowD
3540 Sep 26: brainpicker: The Great Dr. Fox Lecture – a vintage academic hoax (which most of today's news orgs would buy) http://j.mp/pim9HW
3539 Sep 26: MailOnline: Younger people 'twice as likely to call in sick' than older workers http://t.co/MbU8Z51F
3538 Sep 26: EverydayHero_EH: If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you
3537 Sep 26: TIME: The new Facebook interface (in two minutes) | http://t.co/BUF36Ixe (via @TIME_Video)
3536 Sep 26: latimes: Music legend Sly Stone living in a camper in Compton http://t.co/neGoPibY
3535 Sep 26: MailOnline: Boeing 787 Dreamliner becomes reality as carbon-fibre plane is delivered to Japan http://t.co/tsGlBeNk
3534 Sep 26: xtinewu: I think I'm losing my marbles.
3533 Sep 25: brainpicker: 59-million-year-old protein promises to be a potent antibiotic http://j.mp/nkplVc
3532 Sep 25: Telegraph: Dumped in the desert ... Gaddafi's yellowcake stockpile http://t.co/GN1UMbJo
3531 Sep 25: TelegraphNews: Once prosperous New Yorkers forced to live under canvas in New Jersey woods http://t.co/Z75xWosB
3530 Sep 25: MailOnline: Two Americans among 19 dead in Mount Everest plane crash http://t.co/R5NOsdv5
3529 Sep 25: nytimes: Investors Ask if Anything Can Save Greece From Default http://t.co/0C1DBgrp
3528 Sep 25: lonelyplanet: 6 unmissable treasures of London's Natural History Museum http://ow.ly/6Cwkc #lp #travel
3527 Sep 25: oliverburkeman: The death of "thee" and "thou" http://t.co/IDXCjVC7
3526 Sep 25: lonelyplanet: 24 hours in Fès http://ow.ly/6Cwi1 #lp #travel
3525 Sep 25: brainpicker: Amazing long exposure photos taken from the fronts of Tokyo trains http://j.mp/qPWTgB (HT @Coudal)
3524 Sep 25: TheEconomist: The West's relative decline is inevitable but the East's rise will still be troublesome http://t.co/AhCX7AZW
3523 Sep 25: nytimes: As Welfare State Collapses, Greeks Suffer and Fear Future http://t.co/BgMaafJq
3522 Sep 25: TheEconomist: An unusual civility brought to civil protest in Japan http://t.co/2OFCdqMr
3521 Sep 25: newscientist: Not many scientists even consider the effects of groundwater on sea level rise - they should http://t.co/DT8EnYI5
3520 Sep 25: xtinewu: @BadDalaiLama i'm much hungrier now. Conclusion-burgers win over goats as preferred post debt apocalypse currency! ←Mentions Us!
3519 Sep 24: xtinewu: @BadDalaiLama so like- basket of 14 goats instead of PayPal/Google Checkout? love that idea ;) ←Mentions Us!
3518 Sep 24: MailOnline: Council gives McDonald's vouchers to people seen putting rubbish in bins... in town where one in four adults are obese http://t.co/1kl3FkPF
3517 Sep 24: oliverburkeman: This week's column: Active versus reference, the simple distinction that will banish the dross from your inbox forever http://t.co/uT5OgXsr
3516 Sep 24: lonelyplanet: Top 10 ways to delve into Hong Kong's underbelly http://ow.ly/6CvyM #lp #travel
3515 Sep 24: MailOnline: Born survivor: Deformed puppy who was rescued from the trash finally learns to walk http://t.co/jOnvv4Bm
3514 Sep 24: DalaiLama: His Holiness the Dalai Lama's statement on the issue of his reincarnation released on September 24, 2011. http://t.co/qFyr4T91
3513 Sep 24: Telegraph: Texas bans last meals on death row http://t.co/ghSeK0TH
3512 Sep 24: lonelyplanet: Side trips from the Taj Mahal -- by @danielmccrohan http://ow.ly/6Ds99 #lp #travel
3511 Sep 24: washingtonpost: Before standing-room-only crowd, scientist explains observation: Particles that travel faster than light http://t.co/ik3L7MC0
3510 Sep 24: ereva: @BadDalaiLama I'd love to see it. No tax! ←Mentions Us!
3509 Sep 24: ddscouser: @BadDalaiLama check out bitcoins. Sounds right up your alley. ←Mentions Us!
3508 Sep 23: latimes: Chinese city cancels dog meat festival after Internet protest http://t.co/2xq5lpCo
3507 Sep 23: brainpicker: A neuroscience reading of Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry, Be Happy" for the iconic song's 23rd birthday http://j.mp/oZLt9H
3506 Sep 23: TIME: Six reasons why Greece should default | http://t.co/RglECaQf
3505 Sep 23: newscientist: First smallpox got a vaccine. Then polio. Next up? Acne http://t.co/6xZkAIMC
3504 Sep 23: brainpicker: For today's moment of humility, how Zimbabweans do extreme fishing in Victoria Falls http://j.mp/nyYfj8
3503 Sep 23: LetsGo2TheBeach: @BadDalaiLama Those who are least qualified to have children are always the ones who end up having so many. #damnshame ←Mentions Us!
3502 Sep 23: Telegraph: Irish pensioner 'died of spontaneous human combustion' http://t.co/gCpoKUzM
3501 Sep 23: newscientist: Dimension-hop may allow neutrinos to cheat light speed http://t.co/SbtykztE #fasterthanlight #neutrinos
3500 Sep 23: TIME: Facebook's new timeline: the story of your life | http://t.co/L4xuqez7 (via @TIMETechland)
3499 Sep 23: washingtonpost: Pandora redesigns its site, ditches listening caps http://t.co/5ShSOMBH
3498 Sep 23: TheEconomist: It is very difficult to cut public spending. Mrs Thatcher, for all her rhetoric, had the same problem http://t.co/AoCbijfU
3497 Sep 23: Telegraph: 'Pompeiian red' was actually yellow http://t.co/hcI6G2rX
3496 Sep 23: MailOnline: Julian Assange autobiography reveals Mr WikiLeaks' secrets: Rape claims, US 'honeytrap' http://t.co/gsAjLK0F
3495 Sep 23: MailOnline: European debt crisis: David Cameron warns of global recession and economic disaster http://t.co/nfaoIzKY
3494 Sep 23: TelegraphNews: 'BMW town' crashes in pyramid fraud http://t.co/ph3KPvsC
3493 Sep 23: MailOnline: Hired hit man fell in love with his victim before faking her death with tomato ketchup http://t.co/8miqYiBl
3492 Sep 23: MailOnline: Arriving at terminal one, the perfect cure for stranded air travellere... the Sleepbox http://t.co/qfA2u0el
3491 Sep 23: TIME: Greece needs help, but have their budget cuts gone too far? | http://t.co/WPBUgrjr
3490 Sep 23: edenbaylee: Want to be friends on Facebook? I write abt music, sex, books, sex, humor, sex, did I say sex? - Just LIKE here ;) http://t.co/D7dzyeaN
3489 Sep 23: TIME: China's new divorce law is making some people rethink tying the knot | http://t.co/qUVfy8EQ
3488 Sep 23: SocialPsych: The Pseudoscience of Single-Sex Schooling http://t.co/Aqawh5ux
3487 Sep 23: SocialPsych: Eyewitness Testimony Can Be Tragically Mistaken http://t.co/q1z6i561
3486 Sep 23: edenbaylee: #FF @xtinewu Gorgeous violinist who does music for film –she's breathtaking AND talented > http://t.co/9ps8UPCM
3485 Sep 23: latimes: U.S. spending billions to subsidize junk food, study says http://t.co/gNQI5Fgt RT @latimesmost
3484 Sep 22: brainpicker: New favorite site: Mondorama 2000 – vintage illustrations from French youth encyclopedias and textbooks http://j.mp/n5ULEe (HT @Coudal)
3483 Sep 22: Kurt_Vonnegut: Somebody gets into trouble, then gets out of it again. People love that story. They never get tired of it.
3482 Sep 22: MsLauraShields: I cant move! Kisses  and snuggles   http://t.co/21E1qwPs
3481 Sep 22: brainpicker: Internet subsidies the new food stamps? $10/month internet for low-income families goes national http://j.mp/nJLog1
3480 Sep 22: brainpicker: 1952 America explains communism, the Soviet regime and the Cold War – curious vintage propaganda film http://j.mp/qGljZb
3479 Sep 22: philoquotes: To study the abnormal is the best way of understanding the normal. ~ William James
3478 Sep 22: washingtonpost: Study: All-boys, all-girls schools may do more harm than good http://t.co/NGCH5FlH
3477 Sep 22: MailOnline: Facebook timeline: Mark Zuckerberg unveils overhauled profile pages http://t.co/3WnB0IsG
3476 Sep 22: brainpicker: Apparently, it's National Single and Unmarried Americans Week (woohoo)– interesting NYT piece on the demographic's growth http://j.mp/prloq2
3475 Sep 22: sciencedaily: Saturn's moon Enceladus spreads its influence: Chalk up one more feat for Saturn's intriguing moon Encelad... http://t.co/DAek9IaU
3474 Sep 22: sciencedaily: Aboriginal Australians: The first explorers: In an exciting development, researchers have, for the first t... http://t.co/FFt8AZET
3473 Sep 22: latimes: $9 flights from LA to Vegas, with a few catches http://t.co/GO9bqNEk RT @latimesbiz
3472 Sep 22: TIME: Why Google+ forces users to create profiles displaying their real names | http://t.co/5hHO6TCH
3471 Sep 22: nytimes: Lab Claims Faster-Than-Light Particle http://t.co/lnvAFmEP
3470 Sep 22: spyropapaspyrou: @BadDalaiLama http://t.co/maI5BvaP you might be right aboout 3d techno ←Mentions Us!
3469 Sep 22: mithrasangel: @BadDalaiLama This is a news flash? :) ←Mentions Us!
3468 Sep 22: Toledowni: @BadDalaiLama Yes, but don't forget you are the "BAD" Dalai Lama. So "bitter" it and "bold" it a bit. Well, you already do ;). ←Mentions Us!
3467 Sep 22: TheEconomist: In Latin America, profits from pooches are more than petty cash http://t.co/Vdkce95H
3466 Sep 22: TelegraphNews: The world's unlikliest holiday destinations http://t.co/AkgHhCkO
3465 Sep 22: newscientist: Water, oil, blood and insects all slide swiftly off this super-slippery material http://t.co/i3rd8Kmh
3464 Sep 22: lonelyplanet: RT @LPImages Volcanoes rock! Photographing Hawaii's most famous hotspot http://ow.ly/6BntY #lp #travel #photography
3463 Sep 22: MailOnline: Sex DOES sell: Attractive men and women in ads affect our capacity for rational thought http://t.co/z41wb723
3462 Sep 21: MailOnline: Take cover! Falling satellite 'could land' any time from tomorrow - and the 'strike zone' covers most of the planet http://t.co/Ct6VLen9
3461 Sep 21: brainpicker: Calorific – simple app lets you track your consumption without guilt or complicated calorie plans http://j.mp/nVy8ZW (via @nttd)
3460 Sep 21: TIME: We've been fighting cancer for 40 years. Are we winning? | http://t.co/iWvm7a4q (via @TIMEHealthland)
3459 Sep 21: TIME: The top 10 songs with specific dates | http://t.co/hPiZ1RtV
3458 Sep 21: washingtonpost: Is this a turning point in the battle for dominance between Facebook and Google? http://t.co/ObQg0CqI
3457 Sep 21: ebertchicago: The Amish Bernie Madoff. http://t.co/qUtHHejg
3456 Sep 21: peterbyrnes: When the sawmill closed all the local villains had job retraining to learn to tie women to train tracks.
3455 Sep 21: Pokersoul: thought for a minute there my precious computer had a screenflaw, turned out it was nesquik on my glasses. Hi Im Else and I am a Nesqoholic.
3454 Sep 21: TIME: A map of the world's underwater internet cables | http://t.co/kOVMdByO (via @Techland)
3453 Sep 21: TIME: One in 25 business leaders might be psychopaths | http://t.co/TKEOs8zB (via @TIMEHealthland)
3452 Sep 20: MailOnline: Princess Diana confidante Psychic Sally accused of getting help from man at back of auditorium http://t.co/AYELTqqw
3451 Sep 20: LosAngelesTaste: Los Angeles Hollywood sign should be open for tourists to hike to http://t.co/nbpdn1zC
3450 Sep 20: Cali4niya: @BadDalaiLama Fresh & Easy is overated and expensive like everything English. ←Mentions Us!
3449 Sep 20: Blam8o: @BadDalaiLama Eat, spit & be happy! ←Mentions Us!
3448 Sep 20: mecotterill: @BadDalaiLama yes, playing music influenced by AMERICAN blues and rock n roll! ←Mentions Us!
3447 Sep 20: mecotterill: @BadDalaiLama so they simply waited until after ww2 then invaded us by stealth ←Mentions Us!
3446 Sep 20: newscientist: Interactive map of the internet's underwater paths as they criss-cross the globe http://t.co/VqKMuNQo
3445 Sep 20: FinancialTimes: Martin Wolf video: #Greece can't have austerity and growth: http://t.co/vkWETtdC
3444 Sep 20: MailOnline: How America planned to destroy BRITAIN in 1930 with bombing raids and chemical weapons http://t.co/6NEguGfS
3443 Sep 20: washingtonpost: North Korea did so well at marketing its missiles, that it put itself out of business http://t.co/bvc1iPMY
3442 Sep 20: washingtonpost: Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell wins initial approval to add tolls to I-95 http://t.co/6tnOpdrB
3441 Sep 20: washingtonpost: Police: Skydiver left note, then shed parachute in midair http://t.co/bUUz8PT5
3440 Sep 20: washingtonpost: #Germany's Pirate Party moves from prank to political reality http://t.co/r3xrMMGS
3439 Sep 20: nytimes: News Analysis: As Greece Struggles, the World Imagines a Default http://t.co/MtLyfmWU
3438 Sep 20: SocialPsych: Infants Take First Step Toward Language Watching World in Motion http://t.co/mso6WN4U
3437 Sep 20: brainpicker: From the paradoxes-of-the-mind department – study finds attention both clarifies and distorts its target http://j.mp/mXxHYr
3436 Sep 20: TIME: A bad economy means good business at car repair shops | http://t.co/1fEmKQ9h (via @TIMEMoneyland)
3435 Sep 20: brainpicker: The world's 10 strangest natural optical illusions http://j.mp/pBieCe (via @cinnamon_carter)
3434 Sep 20: brainpicker: Using war to sell products – different eras, different ads, same questionable morality http://j.mp/nibXly
3433 Sep 20: latimes: Abuse-related head injuries in kids rose during recession http://t.co/polBoufv RT @latimesmost
3432 Sep 20: brainpicker: If you missed it ☞ Vintage versions of modern social media – Twitter (1906), Facebook (1662), Quora(1697), YouTube (1894) http://j.mp/nDv1Xw
3431 Sep 19: latimes: Hollywood sign's neighbors to tourists: Go away http://t.co/3yN1VwOd
3430 Sep 19: lonelyplanet: More #pirate travel tales - @radioceleste chases the ghosts of the Bounty mutineers on Pitcairn Island http://ow.ly/6yLnM #lp
3429 Sep 19: quippdPsych: How devoted moms buffer kids in poverty http://t.co/U7vZmmX5
3428 Sep 19: ispeakfemale: At some point you will realize that you have done too much for someone, & the only next possible step to do is to stop & leave them alone.
3427 Sep 19: spyropapaspyrou: @BadDalaiLama i liked more the one with the good and the mean people! ***** Mean people fart and think they smell armani ;) ←Mentions Us!
3426 Sep 19: sciencedaily: To ditch dessert, feed the brain: Brain imaging scans show that when glucose levels drop, an area of the b... http://t.co/LhFUpIEc
3425 Sep 19: lonelyplanet: Get hooked on Pirate Festival in the Cayman Islands, arrrrguably the world's best pirate fest http://ow.ly/6yvIk #talklikeapirate #lp
3424 Sep 19: washingtonpost: Wall Street protesters won't leave financial avenue http://t.co/T9snwbX1
3423 Sep 19: Kyoks1: Una forma facil d distinguir a la gente buena d la mala es como te sientes despues d q interactuas con ellos. Via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
3422 Sep 19: Kyoks1: "@BadDalaiLama: The easy way to tell a nice person from a mean one is how you feel after you have interacted with them."☇very true ←Mentions Us!
3421 Sep 19: Kyoks1: @BadDalaiLama are nice people co-dependent? ←Mentions Us!
3420 Sep 19: Kinniska: RT @baddalailama: Mean people always have an excuse, and nice people are often making excuses for them. That's one flaw of nice people. ←Mentions Us!
3419 Sep 19: Cali4niya: @BadDalaiLama I have been doing nice or mean for years. Lol ←Mentions Us!
3418 Sep 18: xtinewu: @BadDalaiLama Mother's Red Dress; definitely no blue people in this one ←Mentions Us!
3417 Sep 18: nytimes: Greece Nears a Tipping Point in Its Debt Crisis http://t.co/p3DkyEOV
3416 Sep 18: brainpicker: "You don't stop doing things because you get old. You get old because you stop doing things." http://j.mp/hIysWp
3415 Sep 18: YourAristotle: Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them. Aristotle
3414 Sep 18: latimes: Drug deaths now outnumber traffic fatalities in U.S. http://t.co/jgMdEjap
3413 Sep 18: MailOnline: Real-life Indiana Jones: Brave biologist Niall McCann battles giant anaconda http://t.co/4IgO6e8B
3412 Sep 18: hotforwords: You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could & should do for themselves. -Abraham Lincoln
3411 Sep 18: brainpicker: Scientists try to locate the where the images and ideas from dreams reside in the brain and capture them http://j.mp/pDWixZ
3410 Sep 18: Telegraph: 1,000 strip off for naked Dead Sea photo http://t.co/JiUGSnpe
3409 Sep 18: MailOnline: Glastonbury's Holy Thorn Tree to be replaced as 'trophy hunters' snap off new shoots http://t.co/2Y4W6wxb
3408 Sep 18: trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama That is a way more cogent mythos than the Jesus "virgin birth" story. ←Mentions Us!
3407 Sep 18: brainpicker: Fathers are responsible for mother tongues – fascinating findings about language evolution http://j.mp/qjd8Kd
3406 Sep 18: lonelyplanet: Side trips from the Taj Mahal -- by @danielmccrohan http://ow.ly/6xn5D #lp #travel
3405 Sep 18: washingtonpost: The key ingredient for a hit pop song? ‘Reproductive messages.' http://t.co/K29Y5DXl
3404 Sep 18: MailOnline: Hackers steal secrets of £500m deal to clear WW2 landmines from former intelligence chief http://t.co/qMOJB0zR
3403 Sep 18: washingtonpost: VIDEO: Oktoberfest begins in Munich http://t.co/mj3IAheU
3402 Sep 17: washingtonpost: Report: Sex abuse at Dutch Catholic school where boys died mysteriously in the 1950s http://t.co/dfnymwnw via @PostWorldNews
3401 Sep 17: latimes: Almost time to say goodbye to Continental Airlines http://t.co/228ea3hI
3400 Sep 17: selenozdogan: @BadDalaiLama imagine a world without money,where science is for the good of human kind and we could ALL get our needs,away from our greeds. ←Mentions Us!
3399 Sep 17: TheEconomist: With the euro under siege, is this the time for more Europe? http://t.co/9cqmEpci
3398 Sep 17: trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama Why stop there? Lets just go back to the barter system. What is the pig to chicken exchange rate today? ←Mentions Us!
3397 Sep 17: MailOnline: Silvio Berlusconi: 5ft 5in PM demanded bunga bunga party girls were 'not too tall' http://t.co/8s2RUKjl
3396 Sep 17: LosAngelesTaste: Man caught trying to smuggle meth in chip bags through LAX http://t.co/mptW9iZD
3395 Sep 17: MailOnline: Boy, 17, 'lived rough in German woods after mother's death' for 5 years http://t.co/xfXFyfWh
3394 Sep 17: oliverburkeman: In which @pcollinson gets told it's "illegal" to write down prices in your notebook at Tesco gu.com/p/3xq7b/tw (via @KathViner)
3393 Sep 17: ereva: @BadDalaiLama let's hear it for Eisenhower!! ←Mentions Us!
3392 Sep 17: TheEconomist: Scandals left, right and centre-it's just like the old days in France http://t.co/WEDudVA5
3391 Sep 17: nytimes: Palestinians See United Nations Appeal as Best Option Available http://t.co/D7WHoiqy
3390 Sep 17: brainpicker: Why Americans love chain stores – a psychological perspective http://j.mp/qlqbO0
3389 Sep 17: wiselqvist: @BadDalaiLama risk yes.. content.. no. ←Mentions Us!
3388 Sep 17: MailOnline: Dark matter found at last? WIMPS in space might hold the crucial clue http://t.co/K4LhALhN
3387 Sep 17: KMQuasar: RT @BadDalaiLama If you are counting on people making rational decisions, think again. That rarely happens outside of math problems. ←Mentions Us!
3386 Sep 17: MailOnline: Amos Richards saved after crawling 4 days across Utah desert http://t.co/S5qLucNH
3385 Sep 17: ebertchicago: "If celebrities moved to Oklahoma." This is just plain mean. I'm ashamed of tweeting it. http://t.co/e0KZqen6
3384 Sep 17: nytimes: Cold-Water Detergents Get a Cold Shoulder http://t.co/sctCtwUk
3383 Sep 17: Telegraph: 'Bad luck, old man. Quite a party you missed' http://t.co/ObyHIvYX
3382 Sep 17: MailOnline: Has Google's CEO stopped using Google+? It's been a month since Larry Page used search engine's social network http://t.co/T0R9enGq
3381 Sep 17: lonelyplanet: The Grand Canyon: how to get the most from a short trip -- by @lpusastaff http://ow.ly/6kiOJ #lp #travel
3380 Sep 17: spyropapaspyrou: @BadDalaiLama i don't really like 3d i am a 2d creature ;) ←Mentions Us!
3379 Sep 17: LetsGo2TheBeach: @BadDalaiLama What does that say about us as a species? ←Mentions Us!
3378 Sep 17: TheEconomist: Be careful what you Tweet. Two people are murdered for posting information about the drug war in Mexico http://t.co/dqsd1Ol7
3377 Sep 17: Kyoks1: Nos gusta tomar la oscuridad del mundo y pintarla de colores brillantes. Via @badDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
3376 Sep 17: MailOnline: Euro http://t.co/EyveIT7t
3375 Sep 17: philo_quotes: It's not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters. ~ Epictetus
3374 Sep 16: CrankyPappy: "OBESITY TEST* Naked, stand straight, look down. Can't see your penis? You're too fat *Not for lights off, erect penis, girls or blind people"
3373 Sep 16: Cinnapuff: RT @BadDalaiLama It is the nature of humans to worry about the amenities aboard ship while paying little heed to where the ship is going. ←Mentions Us!
3372 Sep 16: brainpicker: All you need to be a fake therapist: 1) intuitive cold-reading 2) quick thinking and reacting 3) being a generalist http://j.mp/oMHQcW
3371 Sep 16: jonlancelot: "@BadDalaiLama: In America, a university is a system of higher education designed to support a football team. #p2 #p21 #p2b #politics ←Mentions Us!
3370 Sep 16: TelegraphNews: South African foreign minister rents £20,000 private jet over airport row http://t.co/b7o4HszT
3369 Sep 16: TIME: Next week's showdown at the U.N. will be the funeral of the Mideast peace process as we know it | http://t.co/iHYVrk6e (via @TIMEWorld)
3368 Sep 16: Telegraph: Actress hailed for rejecting Silvio Berlusconi's advances http://t.co/3r97iqWR
3367 Sep 16: WSJ: The states with the highest jobless rates are Nevada (13.4%) and California (12.1%). State-by-state data: http://t.co/GwJuYTEL
3366 Sep 16: GreatestQuotes: "Vitality shows not only in the ability to persist, but in the ability to start over." - F. Scott Fitzgerald
3365 Sep 16: MailOnline: The Labyrinth of London: Mile after mile of ornate brickwork tunnels under the capital are brought to life in a ... http://t.co/egN24V2G
3364 Sep 16: Telegraph: 'Rogue trader' Kweku Adoboli weeps in the dock as he is charged with UBS fraud http://t.co/1PaDNc76
3363 Sep 16: TIME: Cocaine use is down ... thanks to the economy | http://t.co/ijHALgzY (via @TIMEMoneyland)
3362 Sep 16: latimes: Charlie Sheen: "I didn't really believe I had tiger blood" http://t.co/bZdV9nar
3361 Sep 16: brainpicker: NollywoodLove – free streaming of Nollywood films online http://j.mp/nw5AZY
3360 Sep 16: ebertchicago: Six movie plot holes you never noticed because of the editing: http://t.co/lZvHLzv9
3359 Sep 16: Marcusion: I look at how bees have one queen in the hive and suddenly the Adam and Eve story makes sense to me. Im in my @BadDalaiLama mode. #FF ←Mentions Us!
3358 Sep 16: KhloeKardashian: ""It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not." ― André Gide"
3357 Sep 15: TIME: Jellyfish are taking over | http://t.co/JSMlpOWC
3356 Sep 15: ExpertPrimate: I think a person should be able to marry whatever person or thing they love more than anything. It would cure them of their silly obsession.
3355 Sep 15: brainpicker: I've shared this before, but @openculture reminded me of how fantastic it is: 40 Noises That Built Pop http://j.mp/nf69BH
3354 Sep 15: TIME: This is what you should know about UBS's "rogue" trader | http://t.co/SFrVw4hY (via @TIMEWorld)
3353 Sep 15: MailOnline: Thousands of strange 'Nazca Lines' discovered in the Middle East http://t.co/INkerV7p
3352 Sep 15: MailOnline: Eurozone is grinding to a halt: Dire warning from EU as growth figures are revised down http://t.co/kKlT43wm
3351 Sep 15: brainpicker: Trailer for The Autobiography of Nicolae Ceauşescu, fascinating found-footage documentary about the Romanian dictator http://j.mp/q6rBIT
3350 Sep 15: nytimes: NASA's Kepler Telescope Finds Planet Orbiting Two Stars http://t.co/GOg5ngT1
3349 Sep 15: washingtonpost: What the debt crisis in Greece means for the US and the rest of Europe http://t.co/vyq1ZsNq
3348 Sep 15: Telegraph: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy - review http://t.co/HC5IqIv0
3347 Sep 15: SoCal_IrishGuy: LOL! RT @BadDalaiLama: Fashion is porn for women. ←Mentions Us!
3346 Sep 15: TelegraphNews: Praying in Paris streets outlawed http://t.co/mhaWIcxA
3345 Sep 15: TheEconomist: If this is the way most Germans view the situation in Greece, Europe really is doomed http://t.co/1kmQeMOA
3344 Sep 15: AbiAugello: @BadDalaiLama @ChefTariqHanna True. Fashion IS porn for women. But don't forget porn. Porn is also porn for women. #HowManyPornBotsCanIGet ←Mentions Us!
3343 Sep 14: cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama ....u'd make a hell of a Tour Guide, Mr. Bad... ←Mentions Us!
3342 Sep 14: philoquotes: Whatever you do, do with all your might. ~ Cicero http://t.co/h9xPlZX
3341 Sep 14: SethMacFarlane: Hm... I've never seen Lady Gaga and Kaiser Wilhelm together at the same time. http://t.co/znkGW1r
3340 Sep 14: philoquotes: Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. ~ Confucius http://t.co/h9xPlZX
3339 Sep 14: the_anastasia: Buy the Girls of Twitter Calendar http://t.co/bxITVRx Up to 32% better than any other calendar. I'm Miss September & I approve this message
3338 Sep 14: xtinewu: @BadDalaiLama genius! Like being on a tour bus bunk only bigger! ←Mentions Us!
3337 Sep 14: rdevjani: One way of winning at critical thinking is not buying a 700-page book titled 'Critical Thinking.'
3336 Sep 14: MailOnline: Philip Hammond: Trains are 'rich man's toy' as rail fares reach 'eye-watering' levels http://t.co/ofJAafm
3335 Sep 14: MailOnline: Tesco forced to withdraw sausage adverts as pigs 'not as happy as supermarket claimed' http://t.co/VAsvpPM
3334 Sep 14: TelegraphNews: Daily Vitamin B pill can help stave off Alzheimer's disease http://t.co/CyijlKv
3333 Sep 14: TelegraphNews: Cycle of 'compulsive consumerism' leaves British family life in crisis, Unicef study finds http://t.co/8mKl3pa
3332 Sep 14: MailOnline: Is lactose intolerance in the mind? Poor diets may be to blame for 'allergy' boom http://t.co/NWZEwGP
3331 Sep 14: TheEconomist: It is not impossible for politicians to reduce the West's frighteningly high #unemployment levels http://t.co/9P6o7UX
3330 Sep 14: TIME: Fathers have lower levels of testosterone | http://t.co/kVYle7u (via @TIMEHealthland)
3329 Sep 14: brainpicker: 5 of Saturn's moons in one surreal photo http://j.mp/r93rfo
3328 Sep 14: TIME: This Yale psychologist wants you to fire your therapist | http://t.co/id7XvH2 (via @TIMEHealthland)
3327 Sep 13: MailOnline: Global warming: Can balloon size of Wembley satidium stop it? http://t.co/l3EXB8a
3326 Sep 13: latimes: Google debuts new flight search service http://t.co/RJKbwNV RT @latimesbiz
3325 Sep 13: TelegraphNews: Cycle of 'compulsive consumerism' leaves British family life in crisis, Unicef study finds http://t.co/0ITFtxH
3324 Sep 13: peterbyrnes: The only Star Wars revision I like is knowing that Princess Leia was a bi-polar coked-up nymphomaniac. Where's THAT Special Edition footage?
3323 Sep 13: brainpicker: Oh to be a bikini law enforcement officer in 1933... http://j.mp/p0NfT4
3322 Sep 13: MinnieGupta: I bet the Salem witch trials were caused by bitchy girls #salembitchtrials Mean Girls have been present throughout history.
3321 Sep 13: TheEconomist: Stink bugs are causing big problems http://t.co/NK5hk3i
3320 Sep 13: charliesheen: "#sheenroast check the new Apocalypse promo that I did with my dad! On my YouTube/charliesheen channel..! Subscribe!! http://t.co/jMcmkTX"
3319 Sep 13: CrankyPappy: "4 magic words to avoid debt: "I can't afford it.""
3318 Sep 13: latimes: Whole Foods' half-price LivingSocial deal has shoppers scrambling http://t.co/MsPnSWk RT @latimesbiz
3317 Sep 13: MailOnline: Is this the worst movie ever?: Low budget swamp monster horror film sets new record... for lowest box office takings http://t.co/p1FiADz
3316 Sep 13: TIME: Regional accents are getting stronger, y'all | http://t.co/kBE6QLM (via @TIMENewsFeed)
3315 Sep 13: washingtonpost: Rumsfeld cancels his @NYTimes subscription and @ErikWemple puts it into perspective http://t.co/z3JMJjU
3314 Sep 13: Ms_AfterDark: @BadDalaiLama Just make sure you use one of the shells as a bookmark...or highlighter depending on your method. ←Mentions Us!
3313 Sep 13: philo_quotes: As long as you live, keep learning how to live. ~ Seneca
3312 Sep 13: agnosticcc: Unless the women from other planets finally decide to show up in the Miss Universe pageant, I'm not interested.
3311 Sep 13: Ms_AfterDark: I cannot take anyone eating sunflower seeds seriously. No matter what they do, I see Ace Ventura.
3310 Sep 13: ebertchicago: Astonishing. This photo of Saturn is *real.* http://t.co/KQGtGi3
3309 Sep 13: beingtheo: Ironic. We call them Senior pictures in High School.
3308 Sep 13: the_anastasia: I just saved a bunch of money on a lobotomy by watching Bachelor Pad.
3307 Sep 12: TheEconomist: Most trending: #Fashion is to many women what sport is to many men http://t.co/d2L6xpX
3306 Sep 12: MailOnline: Why fathers are faithful: Becoming a dad causes a testosterone drop that makes men less likely to stray http://t.co/pKZsldH
3305 Sep 12: MailOnline: Greek debt default: Markets in chaos as Greece lurches closer to the abyss http://t.co/Vs2nAnq
3304 Sep 12: TheEconomist: By 2030 China's economy could loom as large as Britain's in the 1870s or America's in the 1970s http://t.co/HfiRkba
3303 Sep 12: washingtonpost: Are carrots orange for political reasons? http://t.co/VwiQFX8
3302 Sep 12: TelegraphNews: Sole survivor of Bolivian plane crash saved by 'arrow of blood' http://t.co/0KJrjGL
3301 Sep 11: washingtonpost: Egyptian commandos save 6 trapped Israelis from besieged building during embassy attack http://t.co/BLNIrfB
3300 Sep 11: oliverburkeman: The truck of fireworks and guns that shut down Dallas airport today was from a reality tv show about guns http://t.co/Awak1uj
3299 Sep 11: avphibes: When the cat's away, the mice will get popcorn all over the bed watching musicals with their gay friend.
3298 Sep 11: MailOnline: Missing tech CEO William Millard found after 20 years, has '$100m in unpaid tax bills' http://t.co/IJdvGxE
3297 Sep 11: TelegraphNews: Bedfordshire police rescue 24 'slaves' in dawn raid http://t.co/xQiSfGg
3296 Sep 11: NanoRaptor: What would happen if you parked a delorean in the tardis?
3295 Sep 11: CrankyPappy: "How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men. ~ John Lovitz"
3294 Sep 11: alaindebotton: Being embarrassed by one's parents - stems from a delusion that one chose them.
3293 Sep 11: agnosticcc: Did a bunch of thinking before making a decision. It went so well that I'm considering trying it on something that's not sandwiches.
3292 Sep 10: peterbyrnes: Ten years later, we've bankrupted ourselves with war and let mall cops look at us naked at the airport. The terrorists won. Big time.
3291 Sep 16: MailOnline: Police in shock as SIXTY-SIX children found crammed into an eight-seater van in China http://t.co/PU7mg3wV
3290 Sep 10: washingtonpost: Thanks to Bush, "The Pet Goat" became a story of its own http://t.co/9IQlLI6 #Sept11
3289 Sep 10: MailOnline: Protest day for angry Greeks as they demonstrate over country's painful austerity programme http://t.co/WqaUPfK
3288 Sep 9: AndrewBober: @BadDalaiLama it looks as though it's made of gingerbread - be careful! ←Mentions Us!
3287 Sep 9: Cinnapuff: RT @BadDalaiLama Yes, it's true, everyone in California lives like this. http://t.co/8vONtD5 ←Mentions Us!
3286 Sep 9: Marcusion: #FF @HairyJew4Life @lurkey @CJRoberts_DMM @jkrambles @BadDalaiLama @DrunkSocialite ←Mentions Us!
3285 Sep 9: the_anastasia: Cats can easily take over the world because we'd be too busy thinking that's adorable to stop them.
3284 Sep 9: Kyoks1: @BadDalaiLama I have my own to keep myself busy already... Besides, I like my own company ☺ ←Mentions Us!
3283 Sep 8: angusbatey: @BadDalaiLama The tricky bit will be disentangling them. ←Mentions Us!
3282 Sep 8: angusbatey: @BadDalaiLama I think I already have...! ←Mentions Us!
3281 Sep 8: angusbatey: Enjoying being (I think?) the only journalist who covers defence and rap. Today: RPAS symposium; tonight: Public Enemy at the Forum.
3280 Sep 8: mat0010: "@BadDalaiLama: End of the road, Arizona. http://t.co/SXWZ0Xp" No gas station north of here then! ←Mentions Us!
3279 Sep 8: MailOnline: Brightest supernova for 57 years hits peak tonight http://t.co/mc8dCv6
3278 Sep 7: brainpicker: As Burning Man turns 25, @Big_Picture captures its spirit in characteristically magnificent photos http://j.mp/ne0Eby
3277 Sep 7: latimes: Gov. Jerry Brown, in vetoing bill that would have required kids to wear a helmet when skiing, criticizes 'nanny state' http://t.co/342W4cx
3276 Sep 7: Telegraph: Mystery police officer filmed dancing at Notting Hill Carnival http://t.co/wpQZ64j
3275 Sep 7: newscientist: From primum frigidum to Ultraviolet Catastrophe: who knew constants could be this much fun? http://t.co/7jO9t8z
3274 Sep 7: MailOnline: The picture of Saturn that runs rings around all the others http://t.co/FbPCh33
3273 Sep 7: TheEconomist: Lawyers in the US keep their numbers carefully pruned, pushing costs up http://t.co/HVgoI69
3272 Sep 7: Kyoks1: El mundo esta lleno de injusticias y oportunidades. La esencia de la eleccion es cual d ellas enfrentar. via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
3271 Sep 6: sciencedaily: Circadian clocks in a blind fish: Do animals that have evolved underground, completely isolated from the d... http://t.co/teAGYyk
3270 Sep 6: lonelyplanet: Top 10 countries that didn't exist 20 years ago http://ow.ly/6m5nC #lp
3269 Sep 6: Telegraph: Is the world doomed to suffer another Depression? http://t.co/FWfu4W0
3268 Sep 6: RalphGreco1: Another breath of much needed "fresh air" from @gregorybayne: "Here's the hard truth. Your movie most likely sucks" http://t.co/RKE9ooh
3267 Sep 6: TheEconomist: Palestinian statehood. A bad bill for everyone http://t.co/MZf2JV0
3266 Sep 6: MailOnline: Libya: Huge armoured convoy leaves for Niger... but are trucks carrying Gaddafi? http://t.co/eqL36I4
3265 Sep 6: lonelyplanet: RT @ankushsamant Amazing!!! World's Most Unearthly Landscapes http://t.co/13ALFx9 #travel #lp RT @WildJunket
3264 Sep 6: MailOnline: 21-foot creature captured in Philippines set to become star tourism attraction http://t.co/AYjzk2Y
3263 Sep 6: TheEconomist: A new company has designed an algorithm that estimates when a successor to a specific gadget will be rolled out http://t.co/aA7suhp
3262 Sep 6: TelegraphNews: Eighteenth century self-help guide surfaces http://t.co/C5L2lcs
3261 Sep 6: TIME: How 'Crocodile Hunter' Steve Irwin changed television | http://t.co/bnHGEiW
3260 Sep 6: TheEconomist: At last, the Greek government and the opposition agree about something http://t.co/mU4hDZp
3259 Sep 6: MailOnline: Passionate? Check his ring finger as it could be linked to his libido http://t.co/qhYav71
3258 Sep 6: MailOnline: Tiger Woods sex scandal claims another victim... the TREE he crashed into has been axed http://t.co/BzVZ6m0
3257 Sep 6: brainpicker: Something in me finds the concept of watching Burning Man live deeply unsettling and antithetical http://j.mp/r9JSY2
3256 Sep 6: TheEconomist: Europe's economy is on the brink of recession. The situation threatens to grow very ugly very quickly http://t.co/vYa9CGB
3255 Sep 5: sciencedaily: Why men's ring fingers are longer than their index fingers: Male-female ring finger proportions tied to se... http://t.co/YHPs7eL
3254 Sep 5: washingtonpost: Europe is coming face to face with a major piece of unfinished business: http://t.co/EAvfaix
3253 Sep 5: IShotGuyDebord: @BadDalaiLama Currently quitting a job working for a guy who'll convince anyone he is Buddhist. Deep down selfish, patriarchal. ←Mentions Us!
3252 Sep 4: FinancialTimes: The worst of the euro crisis is yet to come http://t.co/mFPYrYj #FinancialTimes
3251 Sep 4: TIME: Five years after his death, Steve Irwin still continues to influence nature television | http://t.co/bnHGEiW
3250 Sep 4: brainpicker: 60+ years of twins Maureen and Noreene dressing alike, in photos http://j.mp/pbGiQp (HT @yesandyes)
3249 Sep 4: Darwinsurgeons: RT @BadDalaiLama: Lies and promises should both be avoided because they require you to remember what you said in the past. ←Mentions Us!
3248 Sep 4: MailOnline: Man chokes to death on an in-flight meal http://t.co/ipMrGvi
3247 Sep 4: lonelyplanet: Awe-inspiring ancient sites http://ow.ly/6kxhg #lp
3246 Sep 4: MailOnline: Canoe man John Darwin moves back to Teesside http://t.co/yQZtCsg
3245 Sep 4: MailOnline: It's the hottest ticket in town: Spectacular pictures as 50,000 party the weekend away at Burning Man http://t.co/BqkYuVh
3244 Sep 4: MailOnline: Tarantula sends live news cast into chaos after crawling onto reporter http://t.co/I9G0wtJ
3243 Sep 4: inquestioner: You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
3242 Sep 4: dunebat: US tries to stall statehood for Palestinian territories: http://t.co/zsysklK Things are about to get interesting...
3241 Sep 4: mat0010: McDonalds in Vatican Square.Disgusting.. You have to eat a happymeal having to look out at a franchise that covers up 2000 years of secrets
3240 Sep 4: MailOnline: The hangover of Ireland's property boom: Abandoned ghost estates and lifeless houses stripped of their worth http://t.co/DmGYhpF
3239 Sep 4: philo_quotes: One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. ~ Nietzsche http://t.co/0igRcjO
3238 Sep 4: philoquotes: Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. ~ Wittgenstein
3237 Sep 4: latimes: One way to get a green card: Invest half a million http://t.co/H07B3iR
3236 Sep 4: latimes: Pot farms: Violence stalks mountains above Fort Bragg http://t.co/PID4TRb
3235 Sep 4: washingtonpost: Has the recession created a freelance utopia or a freelance underclass? http://t.co/lZcMmnC
3234 Sep 3: peterbyrnes: Things got a lot less folksy in a hurry when the first black family tried to move into Lake Wobegon.
3233 Sep 3: xtinewu: iPhone Gestapo! http://t.co/YGxPri3
3232 Sep 3: nytimes: In Russia, Harsh Remedy for Addiction Gains Favor http://t.co/uwDuyu0
3231 Sep 3: TheEconomist: Serbian policy towards Kosovo and the European Union is in deep trouble http://t.co/cw9QOOE
3230 Sep 2: jonathan_katz: Just started writing a new book: "Giving In, The Art of Negotiating With Your Children"
3229 Sep 2: TheEconomist: An alternative indicator points to a slowing world economy. Daily chart September 2nd http://t.co/uGbW5pz
3228 Sep 2: sciencedaily: New insight in how cells' powerhouse divides: New research puts an unexpected twist on how mitochondria, t... http://t.co/xpn99bN
3227 Sep 2: the_anastasia: Do not be fooled by @peterbyrnes' niceness. He's just after your Lucky Charms. #RoastFriday
3226 Sep 2: MailOnline: Cutting a slice through the London skyline, the Shard skyscraper reaches 800ft tall http://t.co/7Rm7Xyk
3225 Sep 2: MailOnline: Acohol doesn't make you behave badly, it just stops you caring about the embarrassment, say scientists http://t.co/Lkd8zWY
3224 Sep 2: TIME: There were zero jobs added in August. Zippo. Nadda. And that is really bad news | http://t.co/az4h4gt
3223 Sep 2: cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama ....Nicely Done, Sir...Nicely Done.. ←Mentions Us!
3222 Sep 2: scotthellrising: These are my 3 oldest followers. #FF @BadDalaiLama @mattbwhite @Beerhaze ←Mentions Us!
3221 Sep 2: TheEconomist: For the first time in decades, Brazil's Marvellous City looks attractive for business http://t.co/0TVrmOQ
3220 Sep 2: TheEconomist: In many major international cities, the cost of a hotel room has grown. Moscow remains the most expensive http://t.co/n7s8Qxq
3219 Sep 2: NanoRaptor: Flashier tits make for stronger sperm - I probably should tire of studies with names like that, but I don't ;) http://t.co/tpgBScs
3218 Sep 2: nytimes: In Libya, Former Enemy Is Recast in Role of Ally http://t.co/bxFsCjT
3217 Sep 2: nytimes: For Hikers, an Ethical Dilemma Over Sharing Water http://t.co/12FJsqq
3216 Sep 2: lonelyplanet: RT @nytimestravel California's Mendocino Coast for 36 Hours http://t.co/aMraOuU #36Hours
3215 Sep 2: Telegraph: Airmiles members lose 'free flights' http://t.co/oS7Jxol
3214 Sep 2: latimes: People eat out of habit, even when food is stale, a study finds http://t.co/oCxw0Rh RT @latimeshealth
3213 Sep 2: xtinewu: When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember the fire dpt usually uses water....
3212 Sep 2: washingtonpost: "There is little daylight between love and addiction when it comes to the chemical reactions in the brain." http://t.co/0d1f9Zq
3211 Sep 2: brainpicker: Most of the U.S. is of German ancestry? #youliveyoulearn – Mapping U.S. ancestry http://j.mp/pgqfAt
3210 Sep 2: SirRocket: @BadDalaiLama Kind of disappointed "supersizers" didn't catch on. But "persons of size" is almost equally excellent. ←Mentions Us!
3209 Sep 2: TIME: This sandwich contains a mere 1,690 calories | http://t.co/DiHi53D (via @TIMENewsFeed)
3208 Sep 2: TIME: Potatoes sure do get a bad rap | http://t.co/xxXnzYY (via @TIMEHealthland)
3207 Sep 1: MailOnline: Why that morning coffee kick is actually all in your mind... and a decaf cup is just as good http://t.co/11ZRlS8
3206 Sep 1: latimes: College professor allegedly led motorcycle gang, drug ring http://t.co/aVsVnFI RT @lanow
3205 Sep 1: LosAngelesTaste: The Expo Line Before the Expo Line http://t.co/R7smKJ3
3204 Sep 1: sciencedaily: Signs of aging may be linked to undetected blocked brain blood vessels: Tiny blocked brain vessels may be ... http://t.co/bu8jAPa
3203 Sep 1: assholiness_: Viceversa RT @swati_tandale I hope its vice-versa too RT @BadDalaiLama: Good times set the stage for the bad times. ←Mentions Us!
3202 Aug 31: lonelyplanet: RT @toddwassel: Lolitas, Goth, Cross Dressing Bow Peeps- Where to find them all in Tokyo on Sunday! http://t.co/YCQBNE4 #travel #lp
3201 Aug 31: TIME: Think the Texas drought doesn't affect you? Your wallet will soon suggest otherwise | http://t.co/gCYc1Vm
3200 Aug 31: FinancialTimes: Poverty crisis in US gambling paradise http://t.co/6u2s6n6 #FinancialTimes
3199 Aug 31: TIME: Is the Greek bailout falling apart? | http://t.co/7PMyhxo
3198 Aug 31: MailOnline: Why the return journey always seems quicker (and it's not due to being more familiar with the route) http://t.co/bxwFaRT
3197 Aug 31: newscientist: Tables turned at the human enclosure of Edinburgh Zoo http://t.co/pybl9hj
3196 Aug 31: TelegraphNews: Father of Notting Hill Carnival stab victim speaks out http://t.co/fqntefy
3195 Aug 31: MelAlmighty: I'm living the lifestyle that money can't buy... Poverty
3194 Aug 30: Telegraph: Libya: Col Gaddafi's family dash across desert to Algeria http://t.co/oxqJDZJ
3193 Aug 30: MailOnline: Bernie Madoff's 'alternate reality' where he is blameless for losing $50bn of other people's money http://t.co/Ckvd0NU
3192 Aug 30: brainpicker: Helen Fisher on the neurochemistry of love http://j.mp/bAmWtS
3191 Aug 30: washingtonpost: Two Israeli warships dispatched to Red Sea on Egyptian border in light of attack threat http://t.co/3mLet7g via @PostWorldNews
3190 Aug 30: MailOnline: Scotland Yard spent more than £34million policing London riots - set to eclipse ALL major events in capital last... http://t.co/n3FgRGO
3189 Aug 30: brainpicker: The science of smiling and how to tell fake smiles from genuine ones http://j.mp/oGZJkg
3188 Aug 30: brainpicker: All creative work is derivative http://j.mp/i8dkRf
3187 Aug 30: latimes: Rocket crash may force crew from space station http://t.co/Sv11QAW RT @latimesmost
3186 Aug 30: TIME: A python that killed a 2-year-old in 2009 will now be used to train Army Rangers in swamp fighting | http://t.co/zzP9FXG
3185 Aug 30: mat0010: @BadDalaiLama spent 7 hours on your web site yesterday, awesome. You need to finish the Area51 book though, the time is right! ←Mentions Us!
3184 Aug 30: Telegraph: #dsk 'mentally ill' http://t.co/jIMlzsC
3183 Aug 29: the_anastasia: Kill a man with mercury poisoning and he'll never need fish again.
3182 Aug 29: Cali4niya: @BadDalaiLama One word AMAZING, I love it. Good job. I see crap all day and go, oh that's nice. Your page? AMAZING ←Mentions Us!
3181 Aug 29: jonlancelot: @BadDalaiLama you travel alot. Lol ←Mentions Us!
3180 Aug 29: danywino: @DalaiLama Enemies teach us inner strength, courage and determination. From one Dalai to another @BadDalaiLama. I like it! ←Mentions Us!
3179 Aug 29: danywino: @BadDalaiLama Ey! Dalai! Saludos trasatlánticos! Keep travelling. ←Mentions Us!
3178 Aug 29: the_anastasia: This guy is like a Hot Pocket. No matter how much I try to heat things up he's still cold on the inside.
3177 Aug 28: laurenahayes: How may I distract you from the empty reality of yourself? - Sunset Blvd.
3176 Aug 27: VerifyThis: I should have never stuffed my bra with kleenex. Now my boobs look like rectangular boxes.
3175 Aug 27: washingtonpost: Twin brothers -- one pale, one dark -- together and free after a notorious prison is liberated http://t.co/jWTDyvN #Libya
3174 Aug 27: latimes: Owner kidnapped, held naked yogurt-store employee in box above store, D.A. says http://t.co/tyOWyt6 RT @lanow
3173 Aug 27: latimes: Glen Campbell, despite Alzheimer's, looks forward with gratitude http://t.co/IlGEbmH RT @latimesent
3172 Aug 27: TheEconomist: South Africa, where policing is a dangerous job and a danger to the community http://t.co/baGMffj
3171 Aug 26: TelegraphNews: Libya: Up to 80 putrefying bodies found in Tripoli hospital http://t.co/ToBTUGf
3170 Aug 26: MailOnline: Get out of New York: Residents told to flee as Hurricane Irene moves closer http://t.co/vcBshGC
3169 Aug 26: the_anastasia: 'Blog' is Latin for 'behold my moral indignation.'
3168 Aug 26: latimes: "The Wizard of Oz" opened in theaters 72 years ago today. Here's our 1939 story on the film's Hollywood premiere: http://t.co/HLYs3uP
3167 Aug 25: Blam8o: @BadDalaiLama Hung out to dry with the rest of Spotted Dick? ←Mentions Us!
3166 Aug 25: beavis8abird: #FF @the_anastasia sometime creepy, sometimes freaky, I don't care, I luv's her.
3165 Aug 25: the_anastasia: If these walls could talk they'd tell me "feel how soft and padded we are."
3164 Aug 25: StPaulRevere: "How is this my problem?" Patron being denied refund from Ford's Theater, April 15, 1865
3163 Aug 25: Cali4niya: @BadDalaiLama GGGGOOOOOAAAALLLLLL! Goal ←Mentions Us!
3162 Aug 24: falsettoclergy: Are we sure the 72 virgins aren't a hell thing?
3161 Aug 24: Cali4niya: @BadDalaiLama wish I was there ←Mentions Us!
3160 Aug 24: MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama Nice spot BDL: Are you drinking ale? ←Mentions Us!
3159 Aug 24: TIME: Some people serve jail time for credit card debt | http://t.co/8UvCrkF (via @TIMEMoneyland)
3158 Aug 24: TheEconomist: A man has brought a lawsuit against Continental Airlines for refusing to accept cash for an in-flight transaction http://t.co/zT8fIJ6
3157 Aug 24: Cali4niya: @BadDalaiLama Enjoy your trip, looks like a lot of fun! ←Mentions Us!
3156 Aug 24: vacca23: @BadDalaiLama Even the ONE hostel in Venice costs a fortune! ←Mentions Us!
3155 Aug 23: the_anastasia: Jesus take the wheel. I gotta answer this text.
3154 Aug 22: Telegraph: Greece: It's the corruption, stupid! http://t.co/EIJYc0s
3153 Aug 22: ispeakfemale: I used to stress him, find ways to impress him...Now I think less of him. Just wish the best for him.
3152 Aug 22: TheEconomist: A bizarre Chinese development proposal in Nepal causes disbelief http://t.co/nvrZunu
3151 Aug 21: falsettoclergy: Hey, gendered single-toilet bathrooms! Way to persevere past relevance and into the 21st century!
3150 Aug 21: TIME: Libyan rebels enter Tripoli with no resistance. So where's Gaddafi? | http://t.co/7RuQ48t
3149 Aug 21: sbellelauren: its really hard for me when a cute guy with a dog comes up to me because which one do i talk to :<
3148 Aug 21: the_anastasia: I've grown a lot in the past year. Mostly sad and bitter, but I think that still counts.
3147 Aug 21: sciencedaily: Newly discovered Icelandic current could change North Atlantic climate picture: Physical oceanographers ha... http://t.co/a1Z87Vs
3146 Aug 21: TelegraphNews: Hershey's chocolate plant protests over 'captive work' http://t.co/ROgciDx
3145 Aug 21: avphibes: @BadDalaiLama I'd seen so many theme-park replicas of Venice before I went, I spent most of my time with the feeling I was in a theme park. ←Mentions Us!
3144 Aug 21: AndrewBober: @BadDalaiLama one of my fav cities. All about walking over small bridges. ←Mentions Us!
3143 Aug 20: washingtonpost: #Egypt to withdraw its ambassador from #Israel as tensions spike over cross-border ambush http://t.co/QrNYJop via @PostWorldNews
3142 Aug 20: Telegraph: Inside Tripoli: 'We are being held at The Leader's pleasure. But for how long?' http://t.co/qxiYIgm
3141 Aug 20: TIME: How we mate and marry could be increasing autism rates | http://t.co/N3sKXr6 (via @TIMEHealthland)
3140 Aug 19: FilmCrewe: ...our newly acquired music composing dynamic duo @xtinewu and @KDoucette10 #FarShort #ff
3139 Aug 18: washingtonpost: #Google Maps adds a weather layer: http://t.co/RrtFCFr
3138 Aug 18: TIME: Scientists have found the galaxy's darkest world. Should we fear the Black Planet? | http://t.co/1cABcqF
3137 Aug 18: washingtonpost: LDS masters SEO http://t.co/iq2Hsvc
3136 Aug 18: washingtonpost: Plants and animals migrating upward as climate changes http://t.co/mdoW6EA -- correct link
3135 Aug 18: lonelyplanet: Egypt: Exploring the Sinai http://t.co/o0P3e2f #lp
3134 Aug 18: TIME: Study: Every hour of TV watched after age 25 takes 22 minutes off your life | http://t.co/kt7e3qH
3133 Aug 18: TIME: Study: Every hour of TV watched after age 25 takes 22 minutes off your life | http://t.co/3tx3s0D (via @TIMEHealthland)
3132 Aug 18: brainpicker: If you missed it, history's most notorious psychology experiment celebrates its 40th birthday today http://t.co/uUfA4Jd
3131 Aug 16: MailOnline: Social media: Young people 'bored' with sites like Facebook and Twitter http://t.co/dA7gEiz
3130 Aug 16: Telegraph: Australian collar bomb accused is banker with links to Pulver family http://t.co/gfQiG6j
3129 Aug 16: the_anastasia: Google is your friend. Twitter is your perverted uncle. MySpace is the dead body buried in your backyard.
3128 Aug 15: falsettoclergy: "I'm forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?' And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers." - Nick Cave
3127 Aug 15: MailOnline: Davy Crockett's defiant stand at the Alamo 'lasted just 20 minutes', claim historians http://t.co/PtuVaHu
3126 Aug 15: TelegraphNews: Butch Cassidy: profile of the leader of the Wild Bunch Gang http://t.co/gGuwX0U
3125 Aug 15: washingtonpost: Looking for love, Israeli singles descend into cave under Jerusalem for speed-dating marathon http://t.co/AzzhxpX via @PostWorldNews
3124 Aug 15: TelegraphNews: Butch Cassidy may have survived to old age and been his own biographer http://t.co/s1ajibO
3123 Aug 15: sciencedaily: Strain and spin may enable ultra-low-energy computing: A new type of integrated circuit may be so energy e... http://t.co/yVccrYf
3122 Aug 15: MailOnline: Warren Buffett urges lawmakers to raise taxes for country's wealthiest http://t.co/jD5PB3J
3121 Aug 15: nytimes: Top Libyan Official Arrives in Cairo http://t.co/7ok2XCg
3120 Aug 15: lonelyplanet: Top 18 experiences in #France http://t.co/Ii5b2BT #lp
3119 Aug 14: mecotterill: @BadDalaiLama thought for the day: Great Britain, America, China (in that order). Seems like you need slavery to become a superpower ←Mentions Us!
3118 Aug 14: xtinewu: RT @BadDalaiLama Most of the dysfunction of the world is caused not by evil people but by good people making short-sighted decisions. ←Mentions Us!
3117 Aug 13: Cali4niya: @BadDalaiLama Piggly Wiggly & The Waffle House conspiracy unraveled. ←Mentions Us!
3116 Aug 13: AndrewBober: @BadDalaiLama reminds me of a great Philip Larkin poem http://t.co/UTUaoE3 ←Mentions Us!
3115 Aug 13: GreatestQuotes: "Knowledge is a process of piling up facts; wisdom lies in their simplification." - Martin Fischer
3114 Aug 13: gr0gg0: @BadDalaiLama People have killed them self for insurance money. So, only acting.. no experience (you need to be alive to recall memories). ←Mentions Us!
3113 Aug 13: AllGreatQuotes: "For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'It might have been'." - John Greenleaf Whittier http://t.co/BLVOeX4
3112 Aug 13: inquestioner: You are a victim of the rules that you live by.
3111 Aug 13: Conected69: @BadDalaiLama I wonder is it the same for porn? ←Mentions Us!
3110 Aug 13: MailOnline: Serial killer's victim 'dug himself out of his grave after being buried alive' http://t.co/tt33z3L
3109 Aug 13: TelegraphNews: Germany marks 50th anniversary of Berlin Wall http://t.co/go3czm5
3108 Aug 13: Telegraph: US-Mexico drug tunnel discovered http://t.co/wuNWRKx
3107 Aug 13: nytimes: Foreigners Follow Money to Booming Brazil, Land of $35 Martini http://t.co/KIjihAB
3106 Aug 13: algekalipso: @BadDalaiLama Your is an advise of an expert. Hence, contradiction. ←Mentions Us!
3105 Aug 13: Toledowni: @BadDalaiLama Man some days you're just on fire ;) ←Mentions Us!
3104 Aug 13: write_aholic: True...RT @BadDalaiLama: Many a promising talent has crashed on the oil slick of their own ego. ←Mentions Us!
3103 Aug 12: GreatestQuotes: "Most people spend more time and energy going around problems than in trying to solve them." - Henry Ford
3102 Aug 12: CrankyPappy: "Money doesn't buy happiness. But not owing money is like a down payment."
3101 Aug 12: littleepistles: This week's obligatory photo of the sidekick (+1). http://t.co/6jOxvuO
3100 Aug 12: beingtheo: Under age marriage should be any age under 60.
3099 Aug 12: the_anastasia: I'll stop being condescending when others stop being stupid.
3098 Aug 12: Kyoks1: @BadDalaiLama <--like those who say: "corporations are people"? ←Mentions Us!
3097 Aug 12: MGLeet: As Steve Jobs says: "Great artists steal." --> RT @BadDalaiLama: The greatest artists are fakers. ←Mentions Us!
3096 Aug 11: iheartWallSt: I forget, is the next Super Committee meeting at the league of Justice or the Hall of Doom?
3095 Aug 11: ebertchicago: The very rich are less empathetic, less altruistic, and generally more selfish. So let's not raise their taxes. http://on.msnbc.com/nDrKHn
3094 Aug 11: brainpicker: The DIY paper cutout animations of Monty Python's Terry Gilliam http://j.mp/mPqQOc
3093 Aug 11: TelegraphNews: Rome's gladiators arrested by police http://tgr.ph/nKTv8e
3092 Aug 11: iandury0: If you visit the Escher Museum, use the elevator
3091 Aug 11: Telegraph: Mafia leader found hiding in air-conditioned underground bunker http://tgr.ph/oBb80Z
3090 Aug 11: GreatestQuotes: "Never mistake motion for action." - Ernest Hemmingway
3089 Aug 11: MailOnline: Student obsessed with Korea has tongue lengthened to help her speak language http://bit.ly/ri69Vo
3088 Aug 11: ebertchicago: Bachmann hates the Renaissance for ending those nice Dark Ages. No, really. http://lat.ms/nwZhxh
3087 Aug 11: oliverburkeman: Six month prison sentence for stealing £3.50 worth of water, first offence. Welcome to Dickensian London. http://is.gd/GGb6Br
3086 Aug 11: TIME: You'll soon be able to text 911 for emergencies | http://ti.me/oytGmz (via @Techland)
3085 Aug 11: washingtonpost: 911 emergency announces plan to use texts, photos and videos http://wapo.st/ruCPol
3084 Aug 11: latimes: Test of hypersonic aircraft fails over Pacific Ocean http://lat.ms/pfw3Lu
3083 Aug 11: sciencedaily: Like humans, chimps are born with immature forebrains: In both chimpanzees and humans, portions of the bra... http://tinyurl.com/4yslu7z
3082 Aug 11: quippdPsych: Coke addicts prefer money in hand to snowy future http://bit.ly/pEpPlJ
3081 Aug 11: icustarmole: These two words will open you many doors in life... "pull & push"...
3080 Aug 11: ThatsWright: Ever had the Lithuania woman who you are staying with break down into tears because of her undiagnosed illness in front of you? Well I have.
3079 Aug 11: sciencedaily: Arctic ice melt could pause for several years, then resume again: Although Arctic sea ice appears fated to... http://tinyurl.com/42rj7qo
3078 Aug 11: MailOnline: Brazil confirms 'lost Amazon tribe' as another goes missing after drug gang attack http://bit.ly/nDRGVP
3077 Aug 11: sciencedaily: Alien world is blacker than coal: Astronomers have discovered the darkest known exoplanet – a distant, Jup... http://tinyurl.com/3rnur9m
3076 Aug 11: sciencedaily: The flight of the bumble bee: Why are they disappearing?: Scientists are trying to learn exactly what is c... http://tinyurl.com/3c9l6j7
3075 Aug 11: TheEconomist: Computer hackers: Internet gaming seems to have given Pyongyang a new way to raise revenue http://econ.st/oHERLE
3074 Aug 11: latimes: 'Bear Woman' guilty of feeding bruins at her 'shack-out pad' for the animals http://lat.ms/pfu8HW
3073 Aug 11: lonelyplanet: The world's 10 best vampire-spotting locations -- by @Aerohaveno http://bit.ly/p56fW2 #lp #travel
3072 Aug 11: chinchowdoll: @BadDalaiLama for downward dog drug search? ←Mentions Us!
3071 Aug 11: nainysahani: TV Buff, Bullshit-er, Incidentally Comic, Space Traveler, In Love, In Transit, Compulsive Emailer, Blah. I crib, & you? #MyNewBio #SayWhat
3070 Aug 11: TelegraphNews: Somali pirate 'used mobile to surf web for US kidnap victim information' http://tgr.ph/rcTq8W
3069 Aug 11: nainysahani: I picked an edition of #Cosmopolitan yesterday, its amazing how they can base an magazine entirely on #sex with nothing new to say.
3068 Aug 11: lonelyplanet: 10 best things to climb http://bit.ly/lIlClo #lp
3067 Aug 11: laurenahayes: U.S. Economy Grinds To Halt As Nation Realizes Money Just A Symbolic, Mutually Shared Illusion http://t.co/BpGKJ3b
3066 Aug 11: icustarmole: @BadDalaiLama did you take a trip to the basement there??? ←Mentions Us!
3065 Aug 11: TIME: Did drug violence eliminate an "uncontacted" Amazon tribe? | http://ti.me/pfcUUi (via @TIMENewsFeed)
3064 Aug 11: lonelyplanet: Exploring the ‘ruin pubs' of Budapest's seventh district http://bit.ly/oeJYSf #lp
3063 Aug 10: the_anastasia: Email lulz: http://t.co/euw3Cv5
3062 Aug 10: quippdPsych: Tanning bed users exhibit brain changes and behavior similar to addicts http://bit.ly/o8i2W2
3061 Aug 10: cerebralbeef: "I want hair everywhere. Not just some places, EVERYWHERE. And I want to pick up shit, like, all the time. Yes, ALL THE TIME." -dog owners
3060 Aug 10: TIME: The Fed's impotence would be funny if it weren't so tragic | http://ti.me/nnI4U5 (via @TIMEPolitics)
3059 Aug 10: Telegraph: Search for extraterrestrial life back on after Hollywood-backed campaign http://tgr.ph/oQXmQJ
3058 Aug 10: EderGuillermo: ¡Me da un chingo de gusto ver que @BadDalaiLama me favea! ←Mentions Us!
3057 Aug 10: TIME: This fashion blogger says there's little quality difference between H&M and Walmart | http://ti.me/ri9QLs (via @TIMEMoneyland)
3056 Aug 10: brainpicker: This is amazing – see the brightly colored transparent abdomens of ants as they eat colored sugar water http://j.mp/qjK5CM
3055 Aug 10: ebertchicago: What will the things you leave after your death say of your personal archeology? http://bit.ly/pw6ZQr
3054 Aug 10: quippdPsych: Think fast: The neural circuitry of reaction time http://bit.ly/qcjUpz
3053 Aug 10: falsettoclergy: Each morning, I visualize imbibing a nutrient sludge before trotting the plains with spear to hunt the tried-and-truisms, cowering in caves.
3052 Aug 10: ebertchicago: Josh Olson's "I Will Not Read Your F**king Script" -- the Dr. Seuss version for kiddies. http://bit.ly/pLiIPp
3051 Aug 10: TheEconomist: The passports that allow their holders to go almost anywhere. Daily Chart August 10th http://econ.st/nSawNe
3050 Aug 10: ispeakfemale: twitter - the main cause of cell phone battery death.
3049 Aug 10: inquestioner: Beware - The truth will make you odd.
3048 Aug 10: ImAVeronica: No, *you* made your kid cry by telling him he can't play Cowboys and Indians until he successfully pronounces 'indigenous'.
3047 Aug 10: missfoxx12: #boobiewednesday #breastcancerawarness http://t.co/b6hDCr6
3046 Aug 10: philoquotes: War is just when it is necessary; arms are permissible when there is no hope except in arms. ~ Machiavelli
3045 Aug 10: brainpicker: Making The Shining – priceless short documentary shot by Kubrick's 17-year-old daughter in 1980 http://j.mp/r6ATKk
3044 Aug 10: inquestioner: Show me an intelligent one with a deep heart and I'll show you deep suffering and pain.
3043 Aug 10: TheArabella: Check out and share my first original song "Paint This Town"! Let's get 2000 views today! (: http://t.co/aWqskVQ
3042 Aug 10: GreatestQuotes: "The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
3041 Aug 10: TheBosha: The first business was not prostitution. The first business was whoever let everyone know a prostitute was available; ergo, advertising.
3040 Aug 10: iandury0: I stopped anthropomorphizing my cat's behaviour because it was hurting his feelings
3039 Aug 10: the_anastasia: Don't you hate it when you run into an old friend and they're not happy to see you and ask you why you're hiding in their closet?
3038 Aug 10: WSJ: The Pentagon plans to test an unmanned aircraft that could hit speeds of up to 13,000 miles per hour http://on.wsj.com/qu4Pz8
3037 Aug 10: RhodiHawk: The temperature outside is 109 degrees Fahrenheit. That's 42.7 Celsius. Or, you know, Hell.
3036 Aug 10: sbellelauren: omg if hackers kill facebook how will i know when everyones cat dies
3035 Aug 10: ebertchicago: No, I will not read your f**king script. http://bit.ly/r20LeZ
3034 Aug 10: newscientist: What happened when a 3-metre-long great white landed in a shark researcher's boat http://bit.ly/oGa0b5
3033 Aug 10: MailOnline: British youths are 'the most unpleasant and violent in the world': Damning verdict of writer as globe reacts to riots http://bit.ly/nNiO2n
3032 Aug 10: quippdPsych: Narcissism may benefit the young, researchers report; but older adults? Not so much http://bit.ly/qHqURT
3031 Aug 10: TelegraphNews: 'Biutiful' producers ordered to pay damages after filming in Barcelona graveyard http://tgr.ph/r3iUFy
3030 Aug 10: WSJ: Goods made in China comprise just 2.7% of total U.S. consumption spending http://on.wsj.com/rlr4GT via @ChinaRealTime
3029 Aug 10: newscientist: China arrests thousands to improve food safety http://bit.ly/opyxiE
3028 Aug 10: MailOnline: Playboy Playmate jailed after trying to board plane with loaded .45 Colt revolver http://bit.ly/p2HlwR
3027 Aug 10: angusbatey: The neighbours from hell: http://t.co/T784VJv
3026 Aug 10: Cali4niya: @BadDalaiLama I was going to say, You're not in Kansas anymore, but you are.. ←Mentions Us!
3025 Aug 10: TheArabella: Hi y'all! Check out my first ORIGINAL song! http://t.co/aWqskVQ "Paint This Town" (:
3024 Aug 10: quippdPsych: Spoiler alert: Stories are not spoiled by 'spoilers' http://bit.ly/qVdohV
3023 Aug 10: punknshout: Nature is relentless & unchangeable...it is indifferent as to whether its hidden reasons & actions are understandable to man or not. Galileo
3022 Aug 10: littleepistles: If I was Tiger Woods' caddy I'd be mad too because golf is stupid.
3021 Aug 10: brainpicker: What the Planets would look like in our sky if they were as close as the Moon http://bit.ly/paj194
3020 Aug 10: lonelyplanet: Seasoned travel: the world's saltiest sites http://bit.ly/nQzXLw #lp
3019 Aug 10: inquestioner: Certainty is missing the point entirely.
3018 Aug 10: quippdPsych: RT @BritHereNow Why is the Unattainable So Hot? http://bit.ly/qbwZs2 #psychology
3017 Aug 10: TelegraphNews: Twitter launches its own photo posting tool http://tgr.ph/nD6X5p
3016 Aug 10: crankfetter: Meet the founders of Future Church Ladies of America. http://t.co/rFAB2xy
3015 Aug 10: crankfetter: Sometimes it seems like we're all bucking for a Section 8.
3014 Aug 10: CrankyPappy: If you dread dying, better get on with living.
3013 Aug 10: CrankyPappy: I call bullshit on travel writers. I'm with HDT on this: "Travellers generally exaggerate the difficulties of the way."
3012 Aug 10: GuardianTravel: The world's strangest festivals - in pictures http://gu.com/p/3xxmq/tf
3011 Aug 10: CrankyPappy: You can run away from everything, except yourself.
3010 Aug 10: quippdPsych: RT @johanlammers Bite-size #psych - Expectancy Theory http://ow.ly/5ZA1t #psychology #motivation
3009 Aug 10: CrankyPappy: Time to get your shit together, knucklehead. "Discipline is choosing between what you want now and what you want most."
3008 Aug 10: TIME: Why is violence spreading across Britain? | http://ti.me/qcNi8f
3007 Aug 10: newscientist: An odd pairing indeed: Texas and Antarctica were once linked together http://bit.ly/paoGtJ
3006 Aug 10: newscientist: Live long enough and ageing stops so can we stop the clock before our twilight years? http://bit.ly/nOPiyB (free reg)
3005 Aug 10: MailOnline: These images really are breath-taking: Underwater maze pictured from inside glacier http://bit.ly/oGyeay
3004 Aug 10: washingtonpost: United Arab Emirates pledges up to $1M to tornado-ravaged Joplin, Mo., for student laptops http://wapo.st/okQDSn
3003 Aug 10: MailOnline: Why our brain's sense of space and location struggles to map altitude http://bit.ly/nD9BnN
3002 Aug 10: SocialPsych: Narcissists Look Like Good Leaders, But They Aren't http://bit.ly/ngqp8C
3001 Aug 10: washingtonpost: Apple overtakes Exxon Mobil as most valuable company http://wapo.st/ph9pyc
3000 Aug 10: MailOnline: Time capsule cottage: Left untouched for decades, a unique snapshot of rural life http://bit.ly/nDtftH
2999 Aug 10: iandury0: To be passed on by Blackberry to the rioters. Anybody have a blackberry? @KimKardashian: What is going on in London?!The riots have to stop!
2998 Aug 10: lonelyplanet: RT @everthenomad Once top-secret Bosnia nuclear bunker near #Sarajevo gets new life as art gallery: http://ow.ly/5XRIx
2997 Aug 9: icustarmole: Hey I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance...... by leaving the accident scene
2996 Aug 9: sciencedaily: Is this how simple life got complicated?: A new study has created an analog of what researchers think the ... http://tinyurl.com/44c3edr
2995 Aug 9: MailOnline: Marco Polo 'never reached China' and picked up tales of the Orient from others, Italians claim http://bit.ly/rgEOfW
2994 Aug 9: brainpicker: The Berlin Wall sinks into "Cold War Disneyland" – fine line between celebration and exploitation... http://j.mp/r9Tna9
2993 Aug 9: TheBosha: It's inspirational how so many of you have turned obvious if mild brain damage into an internet based hobby.
2992 Aug 9: washingtonpost: Dead shark found in New Hampshire woods http://wapo.st/nBhRGV
2991 Aug 9: brainpicker: This is incredible – extreme fishing in Victoria Falls http://j.mp/nyYfj8
2990 Aug 9: latimes: Calif. tax revenue plunges, deep cuts to schools may be triggered http://lat.ms/px91W9 RT @latpoliticsca
2989 Aug 9: Erekosse: @BadDalaiLama Oscar Mayer, in person?? ←Mentions Us!
2988 Aug 9: MailOnline: Satellite to combat space junk and send debris in Earth's atmosphere to its death http://bit.ly/oAXyPl
2987 Aug 9: lonelyplanet: The world's most risqué sites - blushing travelers avert your eyes http://bit.ly/pr0Iwl #lp #travel
2986 Aug 9: the_anastasia: Sleeping around is all well and good until you contract something terrible. Like feelings.
2985 Aug 9: Telegraph: Evans-Pritchard: euro is 'unsaveable' http://tgr.ph/n1xWXf
2984 Aug 9: washingtonpost: Today's top news: Worst day for world markets since 2008 View today's front page: http://t.co/v2PI5Cw
2983 Aug 9: washingtonpost: DNA building blocks found in meteorites http://wapo.st/pS6K82
2982 Aug 9: sciencedaily: Rats control appetite for poison: How rodents survive arms race with toxic plants they eat: Life is tough ... http://tinyurl.com/3om86nn
2981 Aug 9: sciencedaily: Why the human heart can't regenerate itself: Stem cell researchers have uncovered for the first time why a... http://tinyurl.com/3wuj2my
2980 Aug 9: ebertchicago: How to build a Newsroom Time Machine. Oh, I love this. Plus, have everyone smoke. http://bit.ly/ouhlDM
2979 Aug 9: washingtonpost: 2012 GOP hopefuls slam Obama on credit downgrade but offer few ideas on how to solve crisis http://wapo.st/nEH9Xi
2978 Aug 9: nytimes: DealBook: Disaster Movie Gets a Sequel, With Subtitles http://nyti.ms/o9PYSn
2977 Aug 9: WSJ: Worth reading before the opening bell today: Why This Crisis Isn't Like 2008 http://on.wsj.com/qoskdC
2976 Aug 9: TheEconomist: A lousy debt deal, rising fears of a recession, the danger of longer-term stagnation: America's outlook is grim http://econ.st/ocRoE4
2975 Aug 9: washingtonpost: In an ancient Jerusalem drainage tunnel, remains from a 2,000-year-old war http://wapo.st/r8nnW4
2974 Aug 9: washingtonpost: The worse the economy, the less likely that Congress will do anything about it http://wapo.st/qsmCe6
2973 Aug 9: latimes: Body of diver missing for 17 years found in Lake Tahoe http://lat.ms/rmeWfC
2972 Aug 8: Kyoks1: La mayoria d la gente no esta hecha para la libertad. Solo la utilizaran para autodestruirse via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
2971 Aug 8: Mostlegendary: NO. The perpetrator is to blame. RT "@BadDalaiLama: If you get drunk then get raped or robbed, there's no one to blame more than yourself." ←Mentions Us!
2970 Aug 8: VBRNCE: @BadDalaiLama By doing this, I easily reduce the volume of food I eat by 50% or more. ←Mentions Us!
2969 Aug 8: EderGuillermo: @BadDalaiLama So, I don't deserve respect if I get drunk?. We are not animals. ←Mentions Us!
2968 Aug 8: puzzy_cutz: @BadDalaiLama What about the rapist robber? Can we share the fault? ←Mentions Us!
2967 Aug 8: brainpicker: Remarkable color photos of the American home front during WWII http://j.mp/o4If9h
2966 Aug 8: the_anastasia: I take my coffee with milk, two sugars, and clinical depression.
2965 Aug 8: missfoxx12: Dream of me..... http://t.co/VUSXVhF
2964 Aug 8: Stonerpreneur: @BadDalaiLama No, the last 6 are. ←Mentions Us!
2963 Aug 8: Telegraph: Travel advice: data roaming charges http://tgr.ph/oY6NE0
2962 Aug 8: Toledowni: "@BadDalaiLama: Shocking news from USA Today: You could die at even the best hospitals! http://t.co/WAFajqB" / So what else is new?!! ←Mentions Us!
2961 Aug 8: MailOnline: Exercise a 'superdrug' for cancer survivors and can stop disease returning http://bit.ly/pN7xjp
2960 Aug 8: Telegraph: London looters make off with stolen goods http://tgr.ph/pjtx9y
2959 Aug 8: MailOnline: Tesco 'breaks price pledge by charging the Scots less' http://bit.ly/rpFOHb
2958 Aug 8: oliverburkeman: Monday RT: This week's column: Why most time management tips don't work — all hours are not created equal http://is.gd/tMaQS3
2957 Aug 8: TIME: Why the U.S. downgrade is a turning point | http://ti.me/nGweUk
2956 Aug 8: MailOnline: Leaders must choose between recession or depression says the economist who predicted the 2008 financial crisis http://bit.ly/q2iQkK
2955 Aug 8: TIME: Heterosexual Pride Day? | http://ti.me/pu5smN (via @TIMENewsFeed)
2954 Aug 8: lonelyplanet: RT @ryanvb A gorgeous old city I've wandered for hours: ancient, Hanseatic Lubeck, Germany http://nyti.ms/pI1uVI #travel #lp
2953 Aug 8: WSJ: Australia has little debt and a AAA credit rating -- but also a glaring need to build new infrastructure http://on.wsj.com/n7Vv4C
2952 Aug 7: nytimes: With Little Fat to Trim, a Second Recession Could Cut Into Bone http://nyti.ms/rn6odl
2951 Aug 7: MailOnline: How light options 'have as many calories as ordinary foods' http://bit.ly/o3i0px
2950 Aug 7: TheEconomist: The #debt-ceiling deal: Mutually assured destruction http://econ.st/q9l36Z #debtceiling
2949 Aug 7: AndrewBober: @BadDalaiLama "giant balls hurled at wooden sticks". In the UK that's a rite of passage most boys in private school have to go through. ←Mentions Us!
2948 Aug 7: cassilda9: @BadDalaiLama Did you take that pic? ←Mentions Us!
2947 Aug 7: brainpicker: So you know, the Table of Condiments That Periodically Go Bad http://j.mp/nw5fCG
2946 Aug 7: MailOnline: WikiLeaks Julian Assange portrayed as predatory, narcissistic fantasist in new book http://bit.ly/ozf3Qf
2945 Aug 7: EderGuillermo: @BadDalaiLama But I smoke because I like it. I don quit because I don't want to. So, how am I labeled? ←Mentions Us!
2944 Aug 7: MasterDeimos: @BadDalaiLama this is very true. Smoking is one of the hardest things to quite ←Mentions Us!
2943 Aug 7: MailOnline: US food giant Kraft forced into a humiliating U-turn, announcing it will split grocery and snack businesses http://bit.ly/pslNrV
2942 Aug 7: e3ware: @BadDalaiLama And you would be right. Damn! I need to quit. ←Mentions Us!
2941 Aug 6: ebertchicago: If our universe truly is a hologram, that will force me to rethink everything. http://bit.ly/pX3f8C
2940 Aug 6: MailOnline: Death March: The Bosnians who walked 70 horrific miles to escape genocide http://bit.ly/nMh7f6
2939 Aug 6: washingtonpost: Protesters against Israeli government's economic policies prepare for mass demonstration http://wapo.st/ofWmzC via @PostWorldNews
2938 Aug 6: brainpicker: All of Hitchcock's cameos in his own movies http://j.mp/n77KYt
2937 Aug 6: MailOnline: Prison drug taking is so bad that even the wardens are getting stoned... on the fumes http://bit.ly/ovXLWV
2936 Aug 6: sbellelauren: I'VE MADE IT! -->RT @kimberlytpalmer @sbellelauren get a life
2935 Aug 6: the_anastasia: At what point does "recently graduated" just become "unemployed"?
2934 Aug 6: TelegraphNews: Financial crisis: is this the end of American empire? It's tempting to answer 'Yes' http://tgr.ph/n5xzCl
2933 Aug 6: nytimes: News Analysis: Downgrade of U.S. Debt Echoes the Nervousness of Global Markets http://nyti.ms/oLRfcP
2932 Aug 6: DianneMontero: @BadDalaiLama:"Comfort is a prison.Once you get used to it, it's difficult to leave./Comfort zone=I am lazy to try anything new."...So true! ←Mentions Us!
2931 Aug 6: littleepistles: This week's obligatory photo of the sidekick (+1). http://twitpic.com/6204a9
2930 Aug 6: jendenbrat: The hashtag is the nudge, nudge, wink, wink of the tweet. #knowwhatimeanknowwhatimean
2929 Aug 6: Toledowni: @BadDalaiLama: Comfort is a prison. Once you get used to it, it's difficult to leave. / Comfort zone = "I am lazy to try anything new". ←Mentions Us!
2928 Aug 6: swati_tandale: ++RT @BadDalaiLama: Comfort is a prison. Once you get used to it, it's difficult to leave. ←Mentions Us!
2927 Aug 6: Mostlegendary: Like leaving a warm bed on an icy winter morning? RT @BadDalaiLama: Comfort is a prison. Once you get used to it, it's difficult to leave. ←Mentions Us!
2926 Aug 6: brainpicker: Obsessive Consumption – life in a material world, charmingly illustrated http://j.mp/iFXdX0
2925 Aug 6: MailOnline: Sicily: Mount Etna erupting illuminates the cathedral of Zafferana Etnea http://bit.ly/roITQX
2924 Aug 6: ebertchicago: Most of us will live a great deal longer than we expect. I know I have. http://bbc.in/n1qw72
2923 Aug 6: TheEconomist: Germans are coming dangerously close to literally fiddling while Rome burns http://econ.st/qTl8ex
2922 Aug 6: MailOnline: Drunk chef David McCrann charges at wedding party with 12in knife and frying pan http://bit.ly/pVdGI7
2921 Aug 6: MailOnline: Colin Gunn's jail within a jail 'like Silence of the Lambs' in bid to foil his 'escape plan' http://bit.ly/nlGBzG
2920 Aug 6: nytimes: Graphic: Where some ex-members of Congress work now http://t.co/sHKWYiu
2919 Aug 6: TIME: S&P downgrades U.S. credit from AAA to AA-Plus | http://ti.me/r10yLV
2918 Aug 6: sbellelauren: don't worry if you don't have good credit it's patriotic now
2917 Aug 6: Kyoks1: "@BadDalaiLama: Ego depletion is a fallacy."<-- Unfortunately ←Mentions Us!
2916 Aug 6: quippdPsych: RT @RandyNicholas Are #pet owners healthier and happier? Maybe not: http://t.co/UjEoYYe #psychology
2915 Aug 5: sampras16: @BadDalaiLama Must be why I'm so detached then. ←Mentions Us!
2914 Aug 5: jonlancelot: @BadDalaiLama that is a true statement. ←Mentions Us!
2913 Aug 5: EderGuillermo: @BadDalaiLama Got it but you present your self as an spiritual leader. ←Mentions Us!
2912 Aug 5: EderGuillermo: @BadDalaiLama Are you saying you are only an ilusion master?. ←Mentions Us!
2911 Aug 5: keem: @BadDalaiLama Good to hear. Keep writing! ←Mentions Us!
2910 Aug 5: keem: @BadDalaiLama I used to find your tweets very thought provoking and inspiring. Nowadays they're weening towards cynical. Hope all is well :( ←Mentions Us!
2909 Aug 5: jendenbrat: If you can figure out words that rhyme with "me," "you", and "love," you've just written 95% of all pop songs.
2908 Aug 5: jonathan_katz: There are trees in South America that have the ability to warn other trees of danger. Tragically, they choose not to.
2907 Aug 5: TIME: Here's the bad news about today's good jobs report. Sorry | http://ti.me/qJmagF (via @TIMEMoneyland)
2906 Aug 5: brainpicker: The Ruins of Detroit – stunning, haunting photos http://j.mp/nw8NtP Reminds me of Urban Atrophy http://j.mp/odHCkx (HT @eugenephoto)
2905 Aug 5: MailOnline: Is this Jack the Ripper? Scotland Yard's Chief Inspector Frederick Abberline named as http://bit.ly/rfoIWy
2904 Aug 5: newscientist: Thank climate change for the rise of humans http://bit.ly/p0GAaQ #humanswillrise
2903 Aug 5: TIME: RT @zacbissonnette: At times like this when the market is down and all hope seems lost, we must remember what really matters: Reality TV
2902 Aug 5: washingtonpost: Reports: Mr. Bean actor Rowan Atkinson recovering in hospital after crashing supercar in UK http://wapo.st/qSz4n1
2901 Aug 5: washingtonpost: A grim front page as markets plummet. Latest on fluctuating stock markets: http://wapo.st/nZGZok http://twitpic.com/61awhb
2900 Aug 5: oliverburkeman: TV quiz show appearance by a man who witnessed Lincoln's assassination. No, really. (via kottke.org) http://is.gd/9T9xHA
2899 Aug 5: quippdPsych: RT @matthiasrascher Seemingly trivial things have a huge influence on the way that we make decisions. http://bit.ly/qBQuLS #psychology
2898 Aug 5: TheEconomist: Cyprus, France and the euro-zone crisis: The debt saga keeps sucking in new countries http://econ.st/pRNaY2
2897 Aug 5: Telegraph: Rivers of lava flow from Hawaii's Kilauea volcano http://tgr.ph/rtEo3n
2896 Aug 5: JohnnyCazuelas: @BadDalaiLama the non achievement feeling comes from personal expectations or even cultural patterns;there is no way you can avoid "taste" ←Mentions Us!
2895 Aug 5: JohnnyCazuelas: @BadDalaiLama i´d say that taste is a feeling,a chemical reaction... ←Mentions Us!
2894 Aug 5: xtinewu: TY!! pity my husband doesnt agree....RT @edenbaylee #FF @xtinewu Beauty, brains , talent - she's the full package.
2893 Aug 5: TIME: Wall Street hates the debt deal: The details behind the stock market plunge | http://ti.me/oUU0Of (via @TIMEMoneyland)
2892 Aug 5: TheBosha: To cheer up immediately, repeat the following aloud in a very bad French accent: I have no monkeys, nor do I want any.
2891 Aug 5: philo_quotes: We forfeit three-quarters of ourselves in order to be like other people. ~ Schopenhauer http://bit.ly/philq
2890 Aug 5: TIME: One of Hitchcock's earliest films has been discovered in New Zealand | http://ti.me/o2L8HF (via @TIMENewsFeed)
2889 Aug 5: NanoRaptor: How to deactivate a cat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9TmmF79Rw0
2888 Aug 5: MailOnline: Air France 'wouldn't let women staff serve Great Seducer Strauss-Kahn' http://bit.ly/oxtZGD
2887 Aug 4: TelegraphNews: Mexican town's entire police force resigns after attack http://tgr.ph/nUu2Nh
2886 Aug 4: EderGuillermo: Thanks to @BadDalaiLama for sharing his wisdom. Everybody should follow him. ←Mentions Us!
2885 Aug 4: washingtonpost: Undetweetable archives deleted tweets, gets warning from Twitter http://wapo.st/oCiXst
2884 Aug 4: ChefTariqHanna: @BadDalaiLama Black truffles is all I have to say. ←Mentions Us!
2883 Aug 4: jessmar100: @BadDalaiLama SUGAR ! extra sugar ←Mentions Us!
2882 Aug 4: MailOnline: Gigantic flying insects died out millions of years ago due to a 'lack of oxygen' http://bit.ly/nwGlIG
2881 Aug 4: nytimes: Scientists Find Signs Water Is Flowing on Mars http://nyti.ms/nc913M
2880 Aug 4: TelegraphNews: The lonely couple who guard a storm-tossed outpost of China http://tgr.ph/pPWbsv
2879 Aug 4: latimes: The secret to long life? Choose your genes well http://lat.ms/oQu3PB
2878 Aug 4: newscientist: Boeing selects Atlas V rocket for space taxi service http://t.co/8iqdMUR
2877 Aug 4: brainpicker: Brain Bugs – how the brain's imperfections define us http://j.mp/nGDI5i
2876 Aug 4: brainpicker: 33,000-year-old canine skull unearthed in Siberia, earliest evidence of dog domestication http://j.mp/oKOpyt
2875 Aug 4: TIME: Starbucks is covering electrical outlets in some stores. Laptop loiterers, beware | http://ti.me/pwkYBq (via @TIMENewsFeed)
2874 Aug 4: nytimes: Movie Review | Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Looking Apocalypse in the Eye http://nyti.ms/nzBppz
2873 Aug 4: themidnightcrow: @BadDalaiLama God I hate energy saving light bulbs. So dim! Hardly illuminated my 10,000 square foot home. ←Mentions Us!
2872 Aug 4: washingtonpost: U.S. judge writes colorful ruling in throwing out suit against bank http://wapo.st/r1JtBZ
2871 Aug 4: Telegraph: Andy Serkis interview for The Rise of the Planet Apes http://tgr.ph/rexiIk
2870 Aug 4: MailOnline: Julian Assange: A moody teenager hunted by groupies http://bit.ly/nqRpDX
2869 Aug 4: lonelyplanet: RT @matthiasrascher Wieliczka Salt Mine – An Astounding Subterranean Salt Cathedral. http://t.co/4iSCTtu #Poland #travel #lp
2868 Aug 4: MailOnline: The massive European network of Stone Age tunnels that weaves from Scotland to Turkey http://bit.ly/mZMeVA
2867 Aug 4: lonelyplanet: How to explore Namibia in 9 simple steps http://t.co/TIZ1ye5 #lp
2866 Aug 4: MailOnline: Police arrest Swedish man who tried to split atom in his KITCHEN http://bit.ly/psXqtA
2865 Aug 4: TheEconomist: Martha Stewart's plans for resurrecting her company, and her own reputation as a business titan, have fallen apart http://econ.st/pUva8i
2864 Aug 4: kellyoxford: And sometimes only your 2 year old is brave enough to ask the beautiful girl with the piercing in her face, "Why would you do that?"
2863 Aug 3: NoSugarNuts: If you have an 'I Love My Wife' sticker on your car, it's clear that it's part of your lifetime punishment for cheating.
2862 Aug 3: latimes: Brain food? Dieting causes certain brain cells to start eating bits of themselves, scientists report http://lat.ms/mUvj48
2861 Aug 3: dreamhampton: I never believe ppl who say they have no regrets. If I've ever said it, I was lying to myself.
2860 Aug 3: TIME: The Earth had two moons | http://ti.me/nPbYFW
2859 Aug 3: latimes: Egypt puts Mubarak, bedridden and caged, on trial http://lat.ms/ou4WRh
2858 Aug 3: latimes: Hiltzik: Debt ceiling deal ignores real driver of deficits: healthcare costs http://lat.ms/q1pVzk
2857 Aug 3: AngrierFish: Hyping "No Hidden Fees" is equivalent to saying "Do business with us, and we'll tell you what our service costs." #shouldntbeunexpected
2856 Aug 3: guardian: "Greece in panic as it faces change of Homeric proportions http://gu.com/p/3xvmb/tw (part of our Greece in crisis special report)"
2855 Aug 2: TIME: Is the Internet killing the environment? | http://ti.me/piUWe9
2854 Aug 2: latimes: Debt ceiling deal accomplishes little http://lat.ms/p9p5T7 RT @latimesmost
2853 Aug 2: brainpicker: Gold! Richard Feynman on the likelihood of flying saucers, 1964 – an allegory for scientific rationale http://j.mp/mPY9sG
2852 Aug 2: washingtonpost: Turning 50, President Obama becomes a Washington tweener http://wapo.st/oElZxI via @PostStyle
2851 Aug 2: TelegraphNews: Vilnius mayor runs over illegally parked car in a tank http://tgr.ph/rug9zp
2850 Aug 2: TIME: The skeleton of a man missing for 27 years was found in a bank's chimney | http://ti.me/nyyiOO (via @TIMENewsFeed)
2849 Aug 2: MailOnline: Ryalu has hysterectomy after 'full female reproductive system' found in stomach: Farmer Ryalu was admitted to a ... http://bit.ly/mQu6wC
2848 Aug 2: washingtonpost: Six #debt cartoons that raise the comedy ceiling http://wapo.st/o4g8S1 0 via @comicriffs
2847 Aug 2: ebertchicago: Your handy database of countless movie taglines, some great, some not so great: http://bit.ly/ofpssC
2846 Aug 2: AngrierFish: Every time we make the software more idiot proof, the world builds a better idiot.
2845 Aug 2: latimes: Debt ceiling deal casts a bleak light on the future http://lat.ms/pSszLk RT @latimesbiz
2844 Aug 2: beingtheo: Feeling very enpowered. My feet have balls.
2843 Aug 2: abmarkman: Why Nagging Women and Silent Men Drive Each Other Crazy http://huff.to/q5JWsk @sbkaufman with a mention of my UT colleague Bill Swann
2842 Aug 2: MailOnline: Air passengers stunned as Kate Middleton and Prince William settle into budget Flybe seats: Passengers were shoc... http://bit.ly/nu7d8a
2841 Aug 2: CrankyPappy: "Modern employment is generally a studied pretense: The employer pretends to be enlightened & participatory; The employee pretends to work."
2840 Aug 2: CrankyPappy: Be frugal & free. A man whose needs are limited will find the least noxious livelihood.
2839 Aug 2: CrankyPappy: Creativity is knowing what to do when the rules run out.
2838 Aug 2: quippdPsych: Depression prevention better than cure http://bit.ly/r5iLCo
2837 Aug 2: MailOnline: Jake Davis, 18, charged with global hacking spree from his bedroom: Jake Davis, 18, is charged with accessing a ... http://bit.ly/njbu5j
2836 Aug 2: nytimes: Small City, Big Debt Problems http://nyti.ms/nsW67c
2835 Aug 2: TIME: Wait, is Venice charging admission? | http://ti.me/pqxXVA (via @TIMENewsFeed)
2834 Aug 2: TIME: This is what the U.S. debt deal means for the global economy | http://ti.me/qURoJ8 (via @TIMEMoneyland)
2833 Aug 2: philo_quotes: There is nothing good or evil save in the will. ~ Epictetus
2832 Aug 1: TheArabella: Dolly<3 http://t.co/Da6jKWJ
2831 Aug 1: xtinewu: So glad I got the sibling rivalry out of the way as a kid. my lil brother's my bff now #awwww
2830 Aug 1: laurenahayes: Was googling John Boehner and came up with this remarkable gem http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Main_Page
2829 Aug 1: philosophytweet: The Philosopher asks what things are and aren't worth pursuing?
2828 Aug 1: sbellelauren: where do you recycle babies when you're done with them
2827 Aug 1: GreatestQuotes: "I had to pick myself up and get on with it, do it all over again, only even better this time." - Sam Walton
2826 Aug 1: MsLauraShields: 'Brunettes make better psychos' @dhyanibella @MinnieGupta @jazzywaltz http://yfrog.com/gyhmypdj
2825 Aug 1: SweetHeatherbee: People in rubber houses shouldn't throw sledgehammers.
2824 Aug 1: AndrewBober: @BadDalaiLama I think it has to do with the state sport being jousting. V medieval. Explains why my brother @mrdavidboberesq lives there ←Mentions Us!
2823 Aug 1: quippdPsych: RT @Maebellyne Loving Justin, Hating Selena: Brand Relationships Are Not That Different http://bit.ly/o7RlYd #socialmedia #psychology
2822 Aug 1: iFrenchCancan: @BadDalaiLama is actually a CoolDalaiLama !!! Bisu bisu for saving my account!! Not following him is a SIN :p lol Bisu encore!! ←Mentions Us!
2821 Jul 31: badbanana: No internet or cell coverage at this lake house, so I'm really appreciating nature and the neighbor's wi-fi.
2820 Jul 31: ThatsWright: I am sitting next to two british teenagers who are making fun of the skymall catalog. We are all the same no matter how silly we sound.
2819 Jul 31: Kurt_Vonnegut: Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.
2818 Jul 31: RexHuppke: I think this whole "default crisis" is a farce like "Y2K" and "carmageddon" and "veganism" and "peanut allergies" and "boobs."
2817 Jul 31: MailOnline: US debt ceiling vote: Democrats and Republicans 'close to a deal' on default crisis: Following weeks of conflict... http://bit.ly/oWo1Ga
2816 Jul 31: MailOnline: DB Cooper: FBI has new suspect 40 years after fugitive parachuted from hijacked plane: Investigators said that t... http://bit.ly/qazqxH
2815 Jul 31: lonelyplanet: Quirky capitals of the world http://t.co/94mFwfT #lp
2814 Jul 31: TheEconomist: Leaders in America and Europe are dallying with failure on an epic scale http://econ.st/r145b1
2813 Jul 31: nytimes: Trade in Pork Bellies Comes to an End, but the Lore Lives http://nyti.ms/qz0z01
2812 Jul 30: ebertchicago: Are users of Internet Explorer dumber, on average, than users of other browsers? http://bit.ly/nMvOhJ
2811 Jul 30: GreatestQuotes: "All misfortune is but a stepping stone to fortune." - Henry David Thoreau
2810 Jul 30: laurenahayes: Martin Sheen in The Dead Zone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CdKuLRmg8k. John Boehner, anyone?
2809 Jul 30: laurenahayes: A Trick of the Mind http://on.wsj.com/qm5IOO
2808 Jul 30: MailOnline: Alaska in summer: Flowers bloom and ice melts as the U.S. state enjoys its annual burst of warm weather: Nature ... http://bit.ly/nGHgxl
2807 Jul 30: MailOnline: 'Super-rich' tycoon looses £3m homes to his masseuse: A judge said the married man in his 70s had lied when he c... http://bit.ly/owNemL
2806 Jul 30: JolineTowers: Curiosity Saves The Cat
2805 Jul 30: TelegraphNews: Facebook and Twitter generation have developed childlike desire for reassurance, experts say http://tgr.ph/rj7ogf
2804 Jul 30: SethMacFarlane: All the autotune in the world still doesn't sound as cool as talking into a desk fan.
2803 Jul 30: nytimes: That Aug. 2 Deadline? It May Be Impossible, Veteran Lawmakers Say http://nyti.ms/qxEZZj
2802 Jul 30: ThatsWright: I just put my shoes in the freezer so I wouldn't forget our ice cream. Believe me, it's a good idea.
2801 Jul 30: hollyqmills: Python alum Terry Jones' doc about life during the decline of the Roman empire is relevant to our national interests: http://t.co/K2YojIW
2800 Jul 30: TIME: There are volcanoes on the moon | http://ti.me/pOj1AS
2799 Jul 30: washingtonpost: Treasury may adopt "risky" payment plan as deadline nears http://wapo.st/osK7pe
2798 Jul 30: TIME: 'Cowboys & Aliens' review: It seems like the filmmakers loved the title, hated the book | http://ti.me/oOnEjI
2797 Jul 30: MelAlmighty: Pornography is anything you lose interest in 2 minutes after orgasm.
2796 Jul 30: washingtonpost: Could a U.S. debt downgrade trigger a financial crisis? http://wapo.st/pE2E1J via @postopinions
2795 Jul 29: TheEconomist: A plan to get around the debt ceiling by creating a trillion-dollar coin is so crazy it just might work http://econ.st/nS4fuO
2794 Jul 29: latimes: Seattle weighs in on unnerving Twitter storm by @SeattlePD http://lat.ms/nUifCL
2793 Jul 29: washingtonpost: The stock market is the only leader left in the debt debate http://wapo.st/nzPpj5
2792 Jul 29: latimes: Turkey's top military leaders resign en masse http://lat.ms/r8XD5y
2791 Jul 29: ealvarezgibson: RT @xtinewu: RT @BadDalaiLama: We may be able to see the delusions of our past. It's the delusions of the present that are hard to discern. ←Mentions Us!
2790 Jul 29: BadDalaiLama: The greatest disservice you can do to someone is elevate them to a position beyond their true abilities.
2789 Jul 28: laurenahayes: Apple has more cash on hand than the US government http://j.mp/pJxO5D
2788 Jul 28: BadDalaiLama: I do not regard my own genome to be so superior that I need to replicate it with tiny little partial clones of myself. That's just creepy!
2787 Jul 28: RexHuppke: I'm always standing up for the underdog unless they're losing in which case fuck that.
2786 Jul 28: avphibes: Every time I see a sign that says "Gentlemen's Club," I like to picture the guys inside wearing top hats and swirling brandy snifters.
2785 Jul 28: TIME: The Daily Show takes on Fox News over Norway shooter's religious identity | http://ti.me/rirwkK
2784 Jul 28: washingtonpost: Airlines turn tax break into big profits http://wapo.st/nH40HS
2783 Jul 28: noahWG: As Mark Twain so famously put it - "Reports of Archaeopteryx's fall from evolutionary relevance are greatly exaggerated." http://j.mp/rgrgxq
2782 Jul 28: MailOnline: Man and wife found dead in their cottage 15 days after they had died: A woman with dementia died from dehydratio... http://bit.ly/od7fQa
2781 Jul 28: EvanAndGareth: I always get excited when friends of mine find love because it means they will ask me to pick them up from the airport less.
2780 Jul 28: TheBosha: Watch for motorcycles! If you don't take them down directly from the rear they can scratch your bumper.
2779 Jul 28: latimes: So you want to be a chef? You may want to skip culinary school http://lat.ms/nDRxo0
2778 Jul 28: beingtheo: I just love her. Great wit, smart. Please follow #FF @the_anastasia
2777 Jul 28: ebertchicago: Box office analysis shows theaters are *losing* money by showing 3D. http://bit.ly/mPJSSJ
2776 Jul 28: noahWG: Prefrontal cortical neurons fire less in aged monkeys, but drugs reverse this. Could this help the elderly w/ cognition? http://j.mp/ooDIep
2775 Jul 28: MailOnline: Inside the world's biggest cave - so large the end is yet to be found: Hidden in the depths of the Vietnamese ju... http://bit.ly/okiOMA
2774 Jul 28: TheBosha: Hey ghost, monster and UFO shows, if I wanted to watch impotent scenery chewers search but never find I'd go to the employment office.
2773 Jul 28: philosophytweet: Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them.-Henry David Thoreau
2772 Jul 28: Telegraph: Devil's work in eurozone http://tgr.ph/mVM6Hz
2771 Jul 28: DalaiLama: It seems wrong to think kindness is exclusively the business of religion; something to be neglected if one isn't interested in spirituality.
2770 Jul 27: JerryThomas: Look, pal. You had best stay out of my way or you will quickly learn that I am absolutely no threat to you whatsoever.
2769 Jul 27: sbellelauren: i could totally be a mom for like 1, 2 trimesters
2768 Jul 27: washingtonpost: McCain erupts: Conservatives are lying to America http://wapo.st/nTAFCv via @postopinions #debt
2767 Jul 27: TIME: Ireland dumps the Vatican, accuses it of "downplaying" the "rape and torture of children" to uphold its reputation | http://ti.me/p7gIGB
2766 Jul 27: TIME: If the debt debate had anything to do with reality, every story would include these basic facts | http://ti.me/nahkoU (via @TIMEPolitics)
2765 Jul 27: FlyoverJoel: "You aren't allowed to change anything at all EVER, but stop losing your own money." – Congress to the USPS
2764 Jul 27: ebertchicago: The ghost boy who began to live again. Astonishing, http://bit.ly/oloGQu
2763 Jul 27: aedison: "The irony is that Heisenberg died penniless, bankrupted by speeding tickets. (You are a huge nerd if you get this joke.)"
2762 Jul 27: sciencedaily: Tundra fires could accelerate climate warming: After a 10,000-year absence, wildfires have returned to the... http://tinyurl.com/3slpmx2
2761 Jul 27: MailOnline: British holidaymakers warned as 'killer seaweed' strikes Brittany beaches: A boar lies covered in the luminous d... http://bit.ly/pKdDeD
2760 Jul 27: MailOnline: New Zealand earthquake: 2 goldfish survive 134 DAYS without food or tank filter: The two fish, named Shaggy and ... http://bit.ly/qMEdxL
2759 Jul 27: TIME: Celebrity impersonator stabs rival impersonator | http://ti.me/oaLfQX (via @TIMEWorld)
2758 Jul 27: MailOnline: America's most stupid: Rogues gallery of convicts wearing T-shirts that suggest they're guilty: These farcical p... http://bit.ly/n51FV0
2757 Jul 27: newscientist: Earth's time bombs may have killed the dinosaurs http://bit.ly/riVqXx
2756 Jul 27: LetmeBmad: "Till death do you part" Is that a literal translation? What about death of one's spirit? Does that count?
2755 Jul 27: LetmeBmad: I value "till death do you part" just didn't know it would take this long to die.
2754 Jul 27: Schmoodles: "Text message from my brother: Hey, did you catch my joke on Facebook? It got liked by 14 people! Poor bastard. If only he knew... Shhh ;)"
2753 Jul 27: BadDalaiLama: You can read books, look at photos and study maps of a place, but you can never really know it until you go there.
2752 Jul 27: princeboucher: Photoset: › Happy 83rd birthday, Stanley Kubrick! - click for bigger image - [[x]] http://tumblr.com/xzf3q7pid1
2751 Jul 27: agnosticcc: Hard to believe that it was 20 years ago today that my parents dragged me kicking and screaming to Manila.
2750 Jul 27: washingtonpost: Young Israelis fed up with high rents and soaring apartment prices are taking to the streets http://wapo.st/pu0pGX
2749 Jul 27: latimes: Facebook tells users how to opt out of facial recognition http://lat.ms/pkSEro RT @latimestech
2748 Jul 27: MailOnline: To the manor conned: Pamela Palmer was found guilty of appalling animal cruelty but she is also accused of cheat... http://bit.ly/nmx3bt
2747 Jul 27: TIME: PHOTOS: If convicted, Anders Behring Breivik could be sent to this Norwegian prison, the most humane in the world | http://ti.me/nfmbDd
2746 Jul 26: the_anastasia: The Scream by Edvard Munch is my favourite art piece to date. Although some people find it strange that I date art.
2745 Jul 26: trixieboots: Maternamania WrestleSmackdownSlamFest 2011: Baby's Oral Stage vs. Mom's REM Cycle. ARE YOU TOUGH ENOUGH?
2744 Jul 26: SexySelfPix: This wonderful #cleavage pic is taken by @MsLauraShields. What a #hottie!! http://lockerz.com/s/123708027
2743 Jul 26: noahWG: Brain shrinkage w/ age - Is it unique to humans? Need to compare with other long-lived animals, like elephants & parrots: http://j.mp/pocu8q
2742 Jul 26: philoquotes: When you have to make a choice and don't make it, that is in itself a choice. ~ William James http://bit.ly/philq
2741 Jul 26: quippdPsych: Brain 'hears' voices when reading direct speech http://bit.ly/ouE34G
2740 Jul 26: LetsGo2TheBeach: @BadDalaiLama when someone steals your phone it's like they stole your life. Sorry dude. I totally understand your pain. ←Mentions Us!
2739 Jul 26: hollyqmills: Red-light cameras: Motorists can disregard red-light camera tickets in L.A. - latimes.com http://t.co/Mxftysc
2738 Jul 26: MsLauraShields: look into my ... eyes http://lockerz.com/s/123708027
2737 Jul 26: badbanana: Tonight, as our politicians bicker, all ten of our American Idols secretly convene to begin the work of fixing our nation.
2736 Jul 26: AllGreatQuotes: "All the so-called 'secrets of success' will not work unless you do. " - Author Unknown http://bit.ly/95XsSv
2735 Jul 25: krd_metalgirl: Me gusta escuchar Beirut mientras viajo.
2734 Jul 25: quippdPsych: Brain differences between humans and chimpanzees linked to aging http://bit.ly/p46yIo
2733 Jul 25: beingtheo: Woman next to me in line at WalMart was wearing sandals. Noticed she only had four toes on each foot. Now I'm lacktoes intolerant.
2732 Jul 25: jendenbrat: The family who vacations together, tries to figure out what we should do next, but no one can decide, and everyone stays annoyed together.
2731 Jul 25: badbanana: Here's a handy trick. When people are talking to you, nod and think about other stuff.
2730 Jul 25: laurenahayes: The chart that should accompany every story about debt-ceiling talks http://bit.ly/quRR49
2729 Jul 25: laurenahayes: Social isn't over until human is over RT @SAI: Facebook Investor McNamee Explains Why Social Is Over http://read.bi/o4Fsq1
2728 Jul 25: AtheistQ: "Religion attacks us in our deepest integrity by saying we wouldn't be able to make a moral decision without it"-Christopher Hitchens
2727 Jul 25: GreatestQuotes: "Cleverness is not wisdom." - Euripides
2726 Jul 25: worldpolice: Greetings from the ER http://t.co/XyUk5Df
2725 Jul 25: quippdPsych: Swear words shed light on how language shapes thought http://bit.ly/ou67Oy
2724 Jul 25: kimberleydayle: It's raining in Sarajevo....
2723 Jul 25: philoquotes: Many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. ~ William James http://bit.ly/philq
2722 Jul 25: worldpolice: LIES http://t.co/7M66a2N
2721 Jul 25: brainpicker: Time-warp of the day: Photo manipulations by Agan Harahap place superheroes and villains in WWII http://j.mp/oJNZ1j
2720 Jul 25: TIME: Amy Winehouse's death sheds new light on addiction treatment | http://ti.me/nzwDzt (via @TIMEHealthland)
2719 Jul 25: MailOnline: Scientists invent 'revolutionary' sports bra to stop breasts from bouncing: Unlike conventional ‘crop top' produ... http://bit.ly/pEakVC
2718 Jul 25: nytimes: First: Why Tyrants Love the Murdoch Scandal http://nyti.ms/qPgTG8
2717 Jul 24: princeboucher: "For those of you under the age of 25, a magazine is a blog made out of trees" - @MikeElgan
2716 Jul 24: ispeakfemale: To be trusted is a greater compliment than being loved.
2715 Jul 24: Telegraph: Amanda Knox appeal: DNA evidence to be rejected http://tgr.ph/pQyMC2
2714 Jul 24: MailOnline: Fast and loose with the law: Average Briton will break the speed limit 18,000 times over their life: Motorists w... http://bit.ly/na7XKb
2713 Jul 24: brainpicker: "In the end, winning is sleeping better." ~ Jodie Foster http://j.mp/mRAU1E
2712 Jul 24: quippdPsych: RT @SellingChange Who Needs Motivation? The Rewards of Doing 'Something' http://t.co/pinoagE #health #psychology #motivation
2711 Jul 24: philo_quotes: To keep oneself safe does not mean to bury oneself. ~ Seneca
2710 Jul 24: philoquotes: Man never legislates,but destinies and accidents,happening in all sorts of ways,legislate in all sorts of ways. ~ Plato
2709 Jul 24: aedison: Just taught myself the word "autodidact".
2708 Jul 24: brainpicker: The Internet Tidal Wave – Bill Gates' grumbly 1995 memo http://j.mp/nB8NK7
2707 Jul 24: badbanana: I'd respect the teachings of the Dalai Lama even more if I knew he'd ever been through an Embassy Suites breakfast buffet.
2706 Jul 24: MailOnline: Granny power: Why grandparents ensured human survival: The wealth of experience gathered by older humans could b... http://bit.ly/r0d7P6
2705 Jul 24: quippdPsych: RT @Flipbooks The #Psychology Of Viral Videos (WSJ) http://dld.bz/ahGEn #Marketing #News
2704 Jul 24: LetsGo2TheBeach: @BadDalaiLama Thats the human brain for you. Obsessed with the dysfunctional events of the world. Bored with the ordinary. ←Mentions Us!
2703 Jul 24: garamiredux: @BadDalaiLama I believe that we have to keep up, my friend. If we become indifferent to disaster then the murderers have finally won. ←Mentions Us!
2702 Jul 24: MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama Murders, terror everyday: Agree BDL. The lesson we should be learning is to value the people in our lives and focus on them. ←Mentions Us!
2701 Jul 24: LetsGo2TheBeach: @BadDalaiLama The bad news is always reported, but rarely the good. Gives people a distorted view of the world. ←Mentions Us!
2700 Jul 24: trixieboots: "I have given suck, and know / How tender 'tis to love the babe that milks me." -Lady Macboots
2699 Jul 24: NeverWasTwain: Men's minds are too ready to excuse guilt in themselves. - Livy 59 BC 17 AD
2698 Jul 24: MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama I just added you on Google Plus! ←Mentions Us!
2697 Jul 24: Sports_Greats: Whether I fail or succeed shall be no man's doing but my own. -Elain Maxwell
2696 Jul 24: laurenahayes: Going to make a twitter for the Earth and tweet stuff like "still spinning, motherfuckers"
2695 Jul 24: wilsonfinancial: @BadDalaiLama so they finally came up with a medical term for 'fruit-loop' ←Mentions Us!
2694 Jul 24: sbellelauren: drinking some unfiltered water just like poor people!
2693 Jul 24: xtinewu: What Doctors Don't Know About Pain - http://nyti.ms/nsMVhe cc: @dancingwithpain
2692 Jul 24: NanoRaptor: Ace video of a tanker implosion test - http://bit.ly/re6HAr - and a great CGI addition to the vid :) http://bit.ly/neSWQX /ping @Joelsk_
2691 Jul 24: YourAristotle: It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. Aristotle
2690 Jul 24: quippdPsych: RT @SimonaAnja Histrionic personality disorder: Symptoms, diagnosis and treatment http://bit.ly/cKb58M #psychology
2689 Jul 24: TheBosha: Ladies, the gladiator sandals are totally, 100%, as in not at ALL working.
2688 Jul 24: ispeakfemale: When you post on Facebook looking for pity, I'm not responding. That would be like giving my dog a treat for crapping on the floor.
2687 Jul 24: GreatestQuotes: "Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen." - Michael Jordan
2686 Jul 24: TIME: You save money, they make money: why small cars make sense for automakers | http://ti.me/naan2h
2685 Jul 23: latimes: Machu Picchu -- not what it used to be but still pretty great http://lat.ms/o6kWqE
2684 Jul 23: existentialfish: No one could have predicted. RT @BBCNews: Body in alley sparks murder probe http://is.gd/TGWej7
2683 Jul 23: trixieboots: Let's pretend you begged me to post another photo of the baby and I obliged because I'm a giver. http://yfrog.com/h3svumbfj
2682 Jul 23: brainpicker: Astronomers discover largest, farthest water reservoir in the universe – 140 trillion times the oceans http://j.mp/nhLrJd (via @openculture)
2681 Jul 23: laurenahayes: Kingsley wants my scramble http://lockerz.com/s/122971493
2680 Jul 23: xtinewu: RT @chasinginsight @xtinewu I see you --> http://t.co/FX2KLDb Such lovely and talented ladies onstage :-)
2679 Jul 23: jendenbrat: The nice thing about being in Colorado for a week is not being in Kansas for a week.
2678 Jul 23: philo_quotes: Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one. ~ Martin Heidegger http://bit.ly/philq
2677 Jul 23: lonelyplanet: RT @NatGeoTraveler Machu Picchu's Top 10 Secrets: http://on.natgeo.com/qkafC2 #mp100
2676 Jul 23: philo_quotes: See one promontory, one mountain, one sea, one river and see all. ~ Socrates
2675 Jul 23: malegerr: I could say what I want to but it wouldn't help. Only a major crisis, which is guaran-freaking-teed will change things.
2674 Jul 23: MinnieGupta: "the Fortune Cookie diet" - a diet consisting solely of fortune cookies that humiliate you for being overweight & encourage you to throw up.
2673 Jul 23: MinnieGupta: Apple - I was always allergic to apples. But I decided to brave the itchy throat and swollen lips it would... http://tumblr.com/xvt3nnyjxq
2672 Jul 23: lonelyplanet: Stepping out: the world's best long walks http://t.co/sIKyCrY #lp
2671 Jul 23: nytimes: Legal Marijuana in Arizona? Yes for Buyers, No for Sellers http://nyti.ms/pQsOLF
2670 Jul 23: ebertchicago: Spielberg plans "Jurassic Park 4." "Wait--do you think there could possibly still be dinos here? What was that noise?" http://reut.rs/npI5ye
2669 Jul 23: ZeusThaDog: yeah i'm pimpin more than you #sexynaptime http://lockerz.com/s/122739902
2668 Jul 23: TheBosha: I'm visiting my kids (and ex) and staying at their home to do so. Surrounded by things that once were mine I am, in effect, a ghost.
2667 Jul 23: MinnieGupta: I sat in my doctor's waiting room while on Adderall. Actually had fantasies about organizing their medical files. #ADHD #OCD
2666 Jul 22: washingtonpost: From @TheFix: Debt ceiling could be a major political loser for everyone involved. http://t.co/oarSMGV
2665 Jul 22: laurenahayes: Someone just tweeted something about "synchrodestiny" and now there's a small smoking hole in my screen from which Deepak Chopra is emerging
2664 Jul 22: MailOnline: Brothers left friend to die beside railway after they stole copper cable: John and Jason Tusting sold the metal ... http://bit.ly/pcGFwo
2663 Jul 22: ThatsWright: There isn't a day that goes by where I don't drop to my knees and curse God for the fact that my face shape won't look good with bangs.
2662 Jul 22: LetmeBmad: Truthfully, nobody wants to hear the truth.
2661 Jul 22: GreatestQuotes: "Vitality shows not only in the ability to persist, but in the ability to start over." - F. Scott Fitzgerald
2660 Jul 22: philo_quotes: Politics have no relation to morals. ~ Machiavelli
2659 Jul 22: quippdPsych: RT @wemakethemclick Why apologies are never as good as we think they'll be http://su.pr/2CLVQZ #design #psychology #websites
2658 Jul 22: ZerosB4TheOne: Ladies, do you have a Verbal Masturbator in your life? Or just on first dates? : http://t.co/C4xog0z
2657 Jul 22: TheBosha: Greetings from New York. http://t.co/vmui2We
2656 Jul 22: MinnieGupta: @RandoMoore He merely expanded upon it--but he did invent the ballcock! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper
2655 Jul 22: MinnieGupta: John Harrington invented the flushing toilet in 1596, and that's why toilets are referred to as "Johns." I doubt he'd be proud.
2654 Jul 21: latimes: Former Harvard prez Larry Summers disses Winklevoss twins http://lat.ms/rk4nxe RT @latimestech
2653 Jul 21: TheEconomist: Europe's debt crisis: An emergency Brussels summit has concluded with agreement on a new rescue package for #Greece http://econ.st/q3Fyu4
2652 Jul 21: TIME: DSK may escape the U.S. without a trial, but there's a lot of intrigue – and ickiness – waiting for him in France | http://ti.me/qbwnpH
2651 Jul 21: hotforwords: Gorby looks so handsome!!!! http://yfrog.com/kku7hjzj
2650 Jul 21: newscientist: Diamond life: gems suggest plate tectonics began 3 billion years ago, 1.5 bn years after our planet was born http://bit.ly/p3uozG
2649 Jul 21: latimes: Baby boomers: Are 'greedy geezers' setting U.S. up for failure? http://lat.ms/oMC820 RT @latimesopinion
2648 Jul 21: MinnieGupta: I wonder if ass implants are uncomfortable to sit on--or if they're like having a fluffy sofa permanently strapped to your butt.
2647 Jul 21: ebertchicago: Americanisms that make the Brits cringe. http://bbc.in/rmzjpC
2646 Jul 21: TelegraphNews: L'Oreal heiress Liliane Bettencourt believes she has 'no large sums of money' http://tgr.ph/qfe3HK
2645 Jul 21: TelegraphNews: Prince Albert II of Monaco dismisses marriage rumours http://tgr.ph/p8Clr8
2644 Jul 21: sciencedaily: Butterfly study sheds light on convergent evolution: Single gene controls mimicry across different species... http://tinyurl.com/3tgnnsv
2643 Jul 21: MinnieGupta: @ZeusThaDog Your namesake was quite the casanova of Greek deities. I bet you'll live up to that name.
2642 Jul 21: washingtonpost: D.C. foster kids get a glimpse of life beyond the system http://wapo.st/nLg6hV via @PostLocal
2641 Jul 21: MsLauraShields: Everyone should follow @ZeusThaDog
2640 Jul 21: hotforwords: My bathroom inspires me every day! http://t.co/x5fBVcc
2639 Jul 21: GenaMilanesi: analytical does not mean constant negativity.
2638 Jul 21: brainpicker: What Sherlock Holmes can teach us about mindful decisions http://j.mp/mVib7x
2637 Jul 21: latimes: Detecting Alzheimer's 20 years before symptoms occur http://lat.ms/nTcM7s
2636 Jul 21: MissMallibu: Girlfriend of pharma CEO found hanging from a balcony four days after his six-year-old son dies... uh. http://t.co/ir9WirW
2635 Jul 21: TIME: If you really want happiness, don't buy stuff. Go for experiences | http://ti.me/pQlOvt (via @TIMEMoneyland)
2634 Jul 21: FlyoverJoel: The September issue of Vogue will contain 584 ad pages making it the War and Peace of horrible smelling perfume inserts.
2633 Jul 21: noahWG: Winning an Internet argument is pretty sweet till you realize you're computing in your mom's basement while eating pizza bagels.
2632 Jul 21: jendenbrat: Apparently, rage is not a daily recommended part of a balanced breakfast, and now I don't understand nutrition.
2631 Jul 21: TheBosha: They're not "rich" they're "job creators." So next time you see one with a Tiffany bag grab their throat and yell "Where's my fucking job?!"
2630 Jul 21: sbellelauren: duke & nugget on set so profesh! http://lockerz.com/s/122274929
2629 Jul 21: nytimes: Race to the Moon Heats Up for Private Firms http://nyti.ms/p1j9p2
2628 Jul 21: newscientist: Tech first spotted 2,300 years ago finally find a use: Polymer sandwich harvests electricity from waste heat http://t.co/VwY8dXc
2627 Jul 21: latimes: Go to court, steal a bike on the way out. http://lat.ms/nEr261
2626 Jul 21: philoquotes: To change ones life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. ~ William James http://bit.ly/philq
2625 Jul 21: TelegraphNews: Who was Rudolf Hess? http://tgr.ph/pRMtKP
2624 Jul 21: philo_quotes: Our faith is faith in someone else's faith, and in the greatest matters this is most the case. ~ William James
2623 Jul 21: NinelleEfremova: Using a watermark on your work is like peeing on your belongings so no one will steal them.
2622 Jul 21: newscientist: The news team @newscientist get their heads into the #ExistentialSpecial http://twitpic.com/5tebx6
2621 Jul 21: lonelyplanet: 6 unmissable things to do in Cornwall http://t.co/qsz5tby #lp
2620 Jul 20: Conected69: @BadDalaiLama What would happen if you and the good Dali Lama were in the same room? ←Mentions Us!
2619 Jul 20: jetsetbohemian: The only person who is safe in this world is the one who thinks.-@UnknownPhilosop
2618 Jul 19: cerebralbeef: "How this 45 minute annual security training meeting should have gone: "Good morning, everyone. Don't be fucking idiots. Ok, that's it.""
2617 Jul 18: philo_quotes: The eyes like sentinel occupy the highest place in the body. The false is nothing but an imitation of the true ~ Cicero
2616 Jul 18: MinnieGupta: yayyy!!! http://lockerz.com/s/121262481
2615 Jul 18: trixieboots: Back in the hospital. Current cervical status: Fort Knox.
2614 Jul 18: GreatestQuotes: "The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot." - Michael Althsuler
2613 Jul 17: hollyqmills: Carmageddon hype resulted in everyone avoiding the 405, so don't tell me discourse can't influence the behavior of the jaded masses. It can.
2612 Jul 17: TheBosha: So a Brit would see an "appointment" to be arrested, say, on Wednesday, while an American would see three whole days to stock-up on ammo.
2611 Jul 17: TheBosha: Thanks to the News of the World scandal I have learned one can be arrested "by appointment" at a London police station. SO veddy civilized.
2610 Jul 17: TheBosha: Four hot blond women speaking Russian just walked past the house and waved at me. This "evolving neighborhood" thing might not be so bad.
2609 Jul 17: philo_quotes: Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain. ~ John Locke http://bit.ly/philq
2608 Jul 17: laurenahayes: For the love of sanity, quit it. RT @CNN: Move over 'Carmaggedon.' It's now 'Carmaheaven' in L.A. http://t.co/i8dRehC
2607 Jul 17: philo_quotes: Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants. ~ Epictetus http://bit.ly/philq
2606 Jul 17: desireessite: @BadDalaiLama OH!!! GIANT foot in their mouths!!! Never would've figured... ←Mentions Us!
2605 Jul 17: AllGreatQuotes: "What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce." - Mark Twain http://bit.ly/Dq1t5
2604 Jul 17: sampras16: @BadDalaiLama But reality nevertheless. ←Mentions Us!
2603 Jul 17: TIME: PHOTOS: Mexico's massive pot farm, hidden in plain sight | http://ti.me/ofNnF0
2602 Jul 16: latimes: Carmageddon: 'It's dead as a doornail out there" http://lat.ms/qpaxfC
2601 Jul 16: lonelyplanet: Thorn Tree discusses exploring Bavaria http://bit.ly/otNMoz #lp
2600 Jul 16: TheArabella: ok sooo, this truck stop in grosse tete, LA officially has a real tiger lol!
2599 Jul 16: latimes: Carmageddon: Bicyclists declare victory in race with JetBlue flight http://lat.ms/prFcCu
2598 Jul 16: washingtonpost: Saudi authorities behead man for snapping photos of nude woman to blackmail her http://wapo.st/ppnNDx
2597 Jul 16: ebertchicago: Murdochs at war. Did Elisabeth say her brother James and Rebekah Brooks "fucked the company?" http://bit.ly/qDSQrI
2596 Jul 16: DalaiLama: His Holiness the Dalai Lama meets with President Barack Obama in the Map Room of the White House on July 16, 2011. http://twitpic.com/5r7jzo
2595 Jul 16: JolineTowers: @sbellelauren I wouldn't count on it.
2594 Jul 16: ispeakfemale: Jealousy is just a lack of self confidence.
2593 Jul 16: Toledowni: @BadDalaiLama for many of us it os mate. Knowing exactly what you don't want! The opposite (what you want) is intrinsecally more complex. ←Mentions Us!
2592 Jul 16: WSJ: When will the U.S. return to 5% unemployment? At the current rate, not until 2024 http://on.wsj.com/n7qG7E
2591 Jul 16: aedison: Just saw a lady talking to her dog in Italian. What a nut-job; dogs speak English!
2590 Jul 16: TelegraphNews: Rome accused of fiddling while Italian economy burns http://tgr.ph/nZDlAL
2589 Jul 16: nytimes: New: Scotland Yard became so closely tied to #NoTW that failed investigate hacking evidence. Story by @DVNjr http://nyti.ms/of4CXj
2588 Jul 16: TheEconomist: Libya's rebels have gained the upper hand, but what happens after they claim victory is not at all clear http://econ.st/rnnUjo
2587 Jul 16: Adhyetaa: RT @BadDalaiLama #### End of live-tweeted essay: "Delusions" || Very true and insightful. Namaste, BDL. ←Mentions Us!
2586 Jul 16: oliverburkeman: Casey Anthony is "released" tomorrow, if ever a word was more inappropriate. Can't even imagine. http://is.gd/v80q8n
2585 Jul 16: Adhyetaa: RT @BadDalaiLama Nothing reforms delusion like catastrophe. || So true, and sooner or later the only possible destination. #bottomout ←Mentions Us!
2584 Jul 16: crankfetter: Everybody's parked over the lines so I have to park over the line. Everybody else leaves. Now I'm the A-hole who can't park.
2583 Jul 16: BadDalaiLama: Sometimes it all comes down to one bit of data. You were expecting 0, but the world gave you 1, and that changes everything.
2582 Jul 16: JolineTowers: RT @BadDalaiLama: You can never erase a past decision. No apology or penance will change it. You can only work with what it has given you. ←Mentions Us!
2581 Jul 16: JolineTowers: A sprinkle of shame in my bowl of wheaties this morning.
2580 Jul 16: laurenahayes: "Moving to Lalaland!" - Girls who are one disappointment away from becoming failed actresses.
2579 Jul 16: philoquotes: In the dim background of mind we know what we ought to be doing but somehow we cannot start. ~ William James http://bit.ly/philq
2578 Jul 16: AllGreatQuotes: "Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling. " - Margaret Lee Runbeck http://bit.ly/WO3DL
2577 Jul 16: laurenahayes: Driving with my favorite lump of fluff http://lockerz.com/s/120719539
2576 Jul 16: TheBosha: My kids had peanut allergies for about two minutes before their mom and I remembered we weren't assholes.
2575 Jul 16: TelegraphNews: Blasted bride hits back at mother-in-law from hell http://tgr.ph/pZDsZe
2574 Jul 16: philoquotes: There is no person so severely punished, as those who subject themselves to the whip of their own remorse. ~ Seneca http://bit.ly/philq
2573 Jul 16: xtinewu: Clever, well done trailer- http://bit.ly/9vH9N0
2572 Jul 16: jkrambles: I do myriad things quite well...just none of which generate even a nominal income.
2571 Jul 16: ebertchicago: Gay scientists isolate Christian gene. (rt) http://bit.ly/n2qGHD
2570 Jul 16: TheBosha: For those who would like to see the real person behind the avatar: http://t.co/q4PCw9L
2569 Jul 16: TheBosha: Standing in front of an open refrigerator waiting for the right food to somehow materialize might be the original First World problem.
2568 Jul 16: MinnieGupta: @indiandiva I've got "don't answer," "beverly hills creep" and "neanderthal" in my blackberry contacts ;)
2567 Jul 16: noahWG: I strongly believe in the power of the eloquently written word, but I'm truly impressed by seeing the mind behind such words in live-action.
2566 Jul 15: washingtonpost: How default would harm homeowners, cities, businesses and everyone else http://wapo.st/qdOqua
2565 Jul 15: TIME: Turns out, the Bachmann Christian clinic isn't great at turning gay people straight | http://ti.me/nK1kH9 (via @TIMEPolitics)
2564 Jul 15: philoquotes: The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his action. ~ Confucius http://bit.ly/philq
2563 Jul 15: hollyqmills: I don't get people who think reason and emotion are forces that must battle to the death. empathy + logic = bingo
2562 Jul 15: laurenahayes: RT @DVSblast: What if i join Google+ plus and regular Google doesn't do it for me no more n I keep needing stronger Googles to get high?
2561 Jul 15: laurenahayes: RT @juliussharpe: New Harry Potter movie - Harry graduates Hogwarts to find the worst job market for wizards since the Great Depression.
2560 Jul 15: avphibes: The awesomest bathroom I've ever been in: http://t.co/qGzJ3fG
2559 Jul 15: RexHuppke: Wow. Just hit 10,000 followers. Now that I have your attention, I'd like to tell you about my lord and savior, Jesus Christ...
2558 Jul 15: sbellelauren: he lived a life of captivity. but when he rode on his horse, pierre was truly free. http://bit.ly/o2EDB3
2557 Jul 15: philo_quotes: A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party; there is no battle unless there be two. ~ Seneca http://bit.ly/philq
2556 Jul 15: xtinewu: "Anybody who tells u to have a fall back plan r people who had a fallback plan, didn't follow their dreams & don't want u to either."
2555 Jul 15: xtinewu: @BadDalaiLama beautiful spot! ←Mentions Us!
2554 Jul 15: xtinewu: Wow, check out how amazing the moonrise looks LA.
2553 Jul 14: ZerosB4TheOne: When Honesty Isn't The Best Policy http://t.co/FlXJbbD
2552 Jul 14: washingtonpost: Study: Google, Yahoo and other search engines affecting our memory http://wapo.st/mXbzaH via @PostHealthSci
2551 Jul 14: quippdPsych: Your brain on androids http://bit.ly/np8FZ8
2550 Jul 14: noahWG: Responding to a study linking mining contaminants to birth defects in WV, Big Coal hints at inbreeding as real culprit: http://j.mp/noB8nx
2549 Jul 14: sbellelauren: help is there a hoarders show for email
2548 Jul 14: BadDalaiLama: Don't complain about getting old. That disclosure has always been part of the rental agreement.
2547 Jul 14: TIME: Because of a Constitution error, North Dakota is not a state (& never has been) | http://ti.me/qUtX5v (via @TIMENewsFeed)
2546 Jul 14: YourFavFunnyMan: @BadDalaiLama My father has been teaching that for years, well said. At the end of the day an electrician is richer than a lawyer or doctor. ←Mentions Us!
2545 Jul 14: jkrambles: We, not unlike film, seem to develop from the negatives. It is then we seem to finally get the picture.
2544 Jul 14: TIME: Do Britain's strict libel laws actually encourage tabloid antics? | http://t.co/Nng2Poe via @TIME #notw #murdoch
2543 Jul 14: oliverburkeman: How to put a cat into standby mode http://youtu.be/T9TmmF79Rw0 (via Metafilter)
2542 Jul 14: TIME: The fall of the house of Murdoch | http://ti.me/nYNcVR
2541 Jul 14: CrankyPappy: Having a baby is like throwing a hand-grenade into a marriage. N. Ephron
2540 Jul 14: CrankyPappy: I'm a compulsive hoarder of ideas. My head is jammed & I keep more on Twitter.
2539 Jul 14: lonelyplanet: Crossing the Gobi Desert (PDF) http://t.co/Yt6ZujK #lp #travel
2538 Jul 14: CrankyPappy: Don't tell me what you think, know or believe. Tell me what you did.
2537 Jul 14: CrankyPappy: We all want someone to tell us what is right, what is wrong & what matters. Grow up. That person is you.
2536 Jul 14: TIME: No, Google+ won't kill Twitter | http://ti.me/q9icbN (via @Techland)
2535 Jul 14: CrankyPappy: It's never too late ... to be whoever you want to be. There is no time limit. Start whenever. Change or stay the same. There are no rules.
2534 Jul 14: CrankyPappy: "One of the gladdest moments in human life, methinks, is the departure on a distant journey into unknown lands" ~ explorer Sir R. F. Burton
2533 Jul 14: CrankyPappy: What we think, or what we know or what we believe in is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do ~ J. Ruskin
2532 Jul 14: nytimes: China Expresses Concern at Prospect of U.S. Default http://nyti.ms/oHoLDR
2531 Jul 14: lonelyplanet: RT @NatGeoTraveler Top Six Alternate Routes to Machu Picchu http://on.natgeo.com/p048Jd #mp100
2530 Jul 14: CrankyPappy: We all make mistakes. Sometimes shameful ones. Just don't let them define you.
2529 Jul 14: newscientist: Hologram revolution: The theory changing all physics http://bit.ly/nd2pz2
2528 Jul 14: newscientist: This animal has no brain, but hey, at least it's got personality. No really, it does http://is.gd/0ErovJ #zoologger
2527 Jul 14: CrankyPappy: On some level, we all remain children. This is good & bad news.
2526 Jul 14: MsLauraShields: You do not wake up one morning a bad person.  It happens by tiny surrenders of self-respect to self-interest.  ~Robert Brault,
2525 Jul 14: MsLauraShields: A reputation once broken may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was.
2524 Jul 14: nytimes: For a Night Each Year, the Airwaves Buzz With Morse Code http://nyti.ms/nAwYZa
2523 Jul 14: MsLauraShields: @MinnieGupta is it time to tell the World we are actually gay for each other yet?
2522 Jul 14: LosAngelesTaste: 405 Freeway's path tells a story of near-constant change http://sns.mx/eZe9y0
2521 Jul 14: philoquotes: The wise man does at once what the fool does finally. ~ Machiavelli
2520 Jul 14: NanoRaptor: Precisely 40 Years ago, to the minute (as close as can be recorded) I was born. Everyone, go be ace to someone you love, for me :D
2519 Jul 14: Zen_Bubba: Someday the only purpose of Twitter will be as a way to say goodnight to each other just like "The Waltons."
2518 Jul 14: Ch8rming: @BadDalaiLama I can't argue with that. Although it's hard to accept. ←Mentions Us!
2517 Jul 14: Ch8rming: @BadDalaiLama Dick Cheney? ←Mentions Us!
2516 Jul 14: algekalipso: @BadDalaiLama Nowadays there are hard-core metrics for social media. I'm an intern at Klout.com and the knowledge is deep! ←Mentions Us!
2515 Jul 14: Zen_Bubba: They have probably had gay marriage in Muslim countries for centuries. A burqa can hide many secrets.
2514 Jul 14: littleepistles: If you put your kid in those wacky beauty pageants I'm pretty sure I want your face to melt off a la the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
2513 Jul 13: sciencedaily: A closer look at the placebo effect: A study provides new insights into the placebo effect and suggests th... http://tinyurl.com/623ebar
2512 Jul 13: OhReallyRach: Sure your tattoo will look ugly and stupid when your 70 but so will the rest of you. Its all about balance people!
2511 Jul 13: NanoRaptor: Some pretty neat pareidolia. http://bit.ly/qsV8g9
2510 Jul 13: MsLauraShields: http://t.co/rhO2fSI erm WOW
2509 Jul 13: Kurt_Vonnegut: Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.
2508 Jul 13: sbellelauren: *FAINT FROM HAPPINESS* RT @joselynhughes: this is for @sbellelauren http://tinyurl.com/6xro6vb
2507 Jul 13: danywino: http://lockerz.com/s/119850217 @BadDalaiLama Clouds in my eyes by Georgie. Saludos afectuosos desde Mexico City, ... http://tmi.me/cXJ6c ←Mentions Us!
2506 Jul 13: sbellelauren: hey guys, i think we're good on babies, you can stop now
2505 Jul 13: aedison: No matter which way I answer on the Seth Meyers-Briggs personality test, the only result I get is "smug".
2504 Jul 13: nytimes: DealBook: BSkyB Move Might Not End the Pain for News Corp. http://nyti.ms/pb6AQJ
2503 Jul 13: quippdPsych: Researchers demystify a fountain of youth in the adult brain http://bit.ly/r3ZDXu
2502 Jul 13: roxi_horror: weeping during the opening scene of Up. Effing hormones. I'm going to find a salt lick & then make a blanket nest.
2501 Jul 13: princeboucher: @BadDalaiLama warren b.? ←Mentions Us!
2500 Jul 13: aedison: The Bible says endangered species are made that way because they sinned. It's on the same page that says panda meat is delicious.
2499 Jul 13: iFrenchCancan: "@BadDalaiLama: Hoarding made perfect sense in most of human history, when every scrap of string was precious." ←Mentions Us!
2498 Jul 13: AndrewBober: @BadDalaiLama more so as elastic bands and post-it notes hadn't been invented. ←Mentions Us!
2497 Jul 13: TheEconomist: Five countries will have more than a million centenarians each by 2100. Economist Daily Chart July 13th http://econ.st/oHxbf6
2496 Jul 13: washingtonpost: Google Plus makes gender a private matter http://wapo.st/pit8x0
2495 Jul 13: speakinggump: "Daring opportunists are people who make things happen and change the world. http://bit.ly/iwOPa3"
2494 Jul 13: GreatestQuotes: "You only have to do a very few things right in your life so long as you don't do too many things wrong." - Warren Buffett
2493 Jul 13: philoquotes: If you wish to be a writer, write. ~ Epictetus
2492 Jul 13: ThatsWright: I have been going through some shit. You'll know all about it soon based on the letter the town elders force me to wear.
2491 Jul 13: laurenahayes: Sooo good fishy fishy @mattbilinsky RT @andykleinman: Looks like @laurenahayes has a new friend. http://t.co/4YBm6eb
2490 Jul 13: philo_quotes: Time destroys the speculation of men, but it confirms nature. ~ Cicero http://bit.ly/philq
2489 Jul 13: beingtheo: Seems that Atheists are the only group not doing self deprecating humor. Makes you think.
2488 Jul 12: PerfumedStylite: My kid (6) can read way beyond her grade level, plays chess AND gives awesome manicures! http://t.co/w3ytKM7
2487 Jul 12: WSJ: "Whitey" Bulger and his companion used more than a dozen aliases while they were on the run for 16 years http://on.wsj.com/r6y1I6
2486 Jul 12: quippdPsych: Receptor limits the rewarding effects of food and cocaine http://bit.ly/qEQRPD
2485 Jul 12: BadDalaiLama: Given the choice of dying or changing ones habits, most will choose death.
2484 Jul 12: LosAngelesTaste: Web-only studios mature by mimicking 'old media' http://sns.mx/e0e7y6
2483 Jul 12: Toledowni: @BadDalaiLama I guess it was about time this guy lost a battle. His own greed is to blame. World's media should celebrate. ←Mentions Us!
2482 Jul 12: FinancialTimes: Cisco Systems to cut 14% of workforce http://on.ft.com/nlsRju #FinancialTimes
2481 Jul 12: brainpicker: Gold! A young Christopher Walken reads "Three Little Pigs" on SNL http://j.mp/pVPIkH
2480 Jul 12: washingtonpost: Even with exercise, long periods spent sedentary are deemed a health risk http://wapo.st/qgMlQB via @PostStyle
2479 Jul 12: TelegraphNews: The sixth running of the bulls at the 2011 San Fermin Festival in Pamplona, Spain http://tgr.ph/pJ7akL
2478 Jul 12: TheEconomist: Tokyo is still the most expensive city in the world, mainly due to the strength of the yen http://econ.st/nRLlov
2477 Jul 12: xtinewu: Long session followed by 2 minutes hanging upside-down.
2476 Jul 12: TheEconomist: Rich world countries have had a disappointing economic recovery. The process of deleveraging has barely begun http://econ.st/o7Lute
2475 Jul 12: LosAngelesTaste: Foster children routinely housed in office waiting room, social worker alleges http://sns.mx/e2e7y5
2474 Jul 12: philo_quotes: If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience. ~ William James http://bit.ly/philq
2473 Jul 12: GenaMilanesi: Space is the breath of art. - Frank Lloyd Wright #inspiration
2472 Jul 12: philosophytweet: ""Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." Albert Einstein"
2471 Jul 12: quippdPsych: RT @instaright David Eagleman and Mysteries of the Brain : The New Yorker... http://bit.ly/iU7jMu #time #brain #psychology
2470 Jul 12: MailOnline: Oo-arr, it's a bargain: 14-acre pirate island off Welsh coast slashed to just £95,000 after… http://goo.gl/fb/WUhq9
2469 Jul 12: MinnieGupta: It's so easy to fall madly in love with a fictional hero. Isn't all love merely fiction?
2468 Jul 12: noahWG: The validation center in my brain is totally exhausted. Please, no more social media networks for at least 2 years...
2467 Jul 12: kellyoxford: A hoarder's house is basically what a house run by children would look like.
2466 Jul 12: philo_quotes: Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you. ~ Sartre
2465 Jul 12: laurenahayes: While watching her I felt like one of those people having a near-death experience - floating up to the ceiling and enjoying a brief death.
2464 Jul 12: FlyoverJoel: Headline: "Can Facebook and Google+ Coexist?" - As long as the unemployment rate is 9.1%, then yes.
2463 Jul 12: FoieGrasie: People are most cynical about what they most lack.
2462 Jul 12: trixieboots: My brother's cat returned after three weeks' absence. She claims she was hiking the Appalachian Trail, but she was wearing a tango costume.
2461 Jul 11: latimes: New 'superbug' strain of gonorrhea resistant to all available antibiotics; researchers fear global outbreak http://lat.ms/oTU4gp
2460 Jul 11: Telegraph: CIA 'set up fake vaccination programme to capture Osama bin Laden's DNA' http://tgr.ph/qPWn1H
2459 Jul 11: TIME: Google+ is growing like crazy | http://ti.me/oTy2Cz (via @Techland)
2458 Jul 11: nytimes: Well: When Fatty Feasts Are Driven by Automatic Pilot http://nyti.ms/qsIFiI
2457 Jul 11: quippdPsych: Even before language, babies learn the world through sounds http://bit.ly/pv7nAq
2456 Jul 11: MinnieGupta: Nobody wants to be around chronic complainers--except maybe therapists, who are getting paid (but they probably still think you're annoying)
2455 Jul 11: TelegraphNews: Two trillion insects killed on Dutch cars every year http://tgr.ph/qBO2WB
2454 Jul 11: RexHuppke: Anyone thought of tossing a Kardashian into these debt ceiling negotiations, just to see what happens.
2453 Jul 11: Sports_Greats: Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out. -John Wooden
2452 Jul 11: jendenbrat: You've got to fly your remaining ships deep into the core and fire at the main reactor to destroy Oprah.
2451 Jul 11: brainpicker: So you know, how to upload iPhone photos to Google Plus http://j.mp/qmoB9s
2450 Jul 11: AndrewBober: @BadDalaiLama colonialism. The legacy that bites. Remember to throw in the Falklands and Northern Ireland when dealing with the UK. ←Mentions Us!
2449 Jul 11: latimes: 'South California' for 51st state? http://j.mp/q1qv7a
2448 Jul 11: AllGreatQuotes: "I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me." - Woody Allen http://bit.ly/Dq1t5
2447 Jul 11: latimes: Human behavior: To resist temptation, forget guilt or shame and think positive http://j.mp/q1a23v
2446 Jul 11: washingtonpost: Friend me, like me, follow me ... circle me? http://wapo.st/qP5UH7 #GooglePlus
2445 Jul 11: quippdPsych: DSM-5 revisions for personality disorders reflect major change http://bit.ly/nhM061
2444 Jul 11: noahWG: Many Americans opposed to big gov't & social programs don't even realize they're receiving money from the enemy: http://j.mp/nLNicm
2443 Jul 11: xtinewu: checked the date to write an invoice at 7/11/11 11:00 Feeling....binary.
2442 Jul 11: ZerosB4TheOne: Would you rather be more attractive than your guy?: http://t.co/uCGKQp2
2441 Jul 11: noahWG: When it comes to storytelling and social networks, @audreywatters argues why Twitter beats Google+ http://j.mp/re2Pi8
2440 Jul 11: washingtonpost: Former Reagan adviser and Bush Treasury official: The Bush tax cuts were economically worthless http://wapo.st/oLErVH #wpchat
2439 Jul 11: philo_quotes: To eat is to appropriate by destruction. ~ Sartre http://bit.ly/philq
2438 Jul 11: abmarkman: Buying products associated with charities can reduce charitable giving. http://t.co/LHcjxfC
2437 Jul 11: TIME: Whoopsie daisies: Google+ runs out of storage space then sends out a flood of e-mails | http://ti.me/qsC5Wu (via @Techland)
2436 Jul 11: MailOnline: Princess Charlene of Monaco 'spent honeymoon sleeping 10 MILES away from husband Albert' in… http://goo.gl/fb/Bdg2Z
2435 Jul 11: sciencedaily: Scientists discover first gonorrhea strain resistant to all available antibiotics: An international resear... http://tinyurl.com/6kqed9h
2434 Jul 11: washingtonpost: Closing the book on open marriage http://wapo.st/r4leNw via @postopinions
2433 Jul 11: washingtonpost: Russian ship that sank was unlicensed, overcrowded http://wapo.st/na6Zku via @PostWorldNews
2432 Jul 11: philo_quotes: The comic and the tragic lie inseparably close, like light and shadow. ~ Socrates http://bit.ly/philq
2431 Jul 11: xtinewu: Hope this guy is okay on #manateemonday #planking http://twitpic.com/5oj5pe
2430 Jul 11: laurenahayes: You dont know it's a bubble 'til it pops RT @Fortune: Don't call it the next tech bubble - yet http://otf.me/Wib
2429 Jul 11: xtinewu: @BadDalaiLama could also live tweet the trek by foot. Carry some cardboard signs up Sepulveda asking for money. See what happens. ←Mentions Us!
2428 Jul 11: xtinewu: Just realized I retweeted the @DalaiLama and retweeted by @BadDalaiLama all in the same 5 minutes. Ha! ←Mentions Us!
2427 Jul 11: xtinewu: RT @DalaiLama Whether we like it or not, we're all connected, and it is unthinkable to be happy all by oneself.
2426 Jul 11: DalaiLama: Whether we like it or not, we're all connected, and it is unthinkable to be happy all by oneself.
2425 Jul 11: xtinewu: Laughed til it hurt! RT @leonardzelig Hitler Freaks About the Closing of the 405 Freeway - The latest subtitling.... http://ow.ly/1dJGmW
2424 Jul 11: InjusticeFacts: 95% of causes sponsored by corporations end up fizzling into nothing more than corporate publicity stunts.
2423 Jul 11: GreatestQuotes: "All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up." - Pablo Picasso
2422 Jul 11: hollyqmills: you never know until the end whether you have a tragic hero or an epic hero on your hands.
2421 Jul 11: Zen_Bubba: Would the plural of Bigfoot be Bigfoots or Bigfeet?
2420 Jul 11: chinchowdoll: @BadDalaiLama defining moment of my lief ←Mentions Us!
2419 Jul 10: MinnieGupta: One woman's ennui could be another's fantasy. Also, I wish I had a reason to dress up like a pirate this week.
2418 Jul 10: hotforwords: Clear thinking comes from pain. Wisdom comes with experience. Ur mistakes are gifts from life and ur mistakes will lead u to wisdom.
2417 Jul 10: BadDalaiLama: in the design of bikinis, less is more, up to the point where less is less and you just say, "That's gross!"
2416 Jul 10: roxi_horror: Movies edited for tv are not as fun. Fruit you! You are such a casserole!
2415 Jul 10: jasminesays: @BadDalaiLama yup, if you're not enough without the medal you will never be enough with it ←Mentions Us!
2414 Jul 10: AcmeAj: @BadDalaiLama Maybe Coyote's chase is not about the catch but about what he learns in the chase. I question his brand loyalty, tho. ←Mentions Us!
2413 Jul 10: badbanana: Just gave nature a two-star review on Yelp. Too outdoorsy.
2412 Jul 10: SidKali: @BadDalaiLama always stay one step ahead of the federales. ←Mentions Us!
2411 Jul 10: xtinewu: RT @BadDalaiLama You can't expect to move toward new goals without giving up some of your past investments. ←Mentions Us!
2410 Jul 10: GreatestQuotes: "Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody else has thought." - Jonathan Swift
2409 Jul 10: SethMacFarlane: I fear that someone on this film crew may secretly tape one of my on-set, obscenity-laden tirades against myself.
2408 Jul 10: nainysahani: More I think about it, more I believe it. RT@BadDalaiLama Home is an imaginary concept, not an achievable destination. ←Mentions Us!
2407 Jul 10: AlternateEthos: RT @BadDalaiLama: Our childhood is the lens through which we will always view the world. ←Mentions Us!
2406 Jul 10: TheBosha: The Feds say that marijuana has no accepted medical use, overlooking how it could help 20 million unemployed Americans not give a shit.
2405 Jul 10: philo_quotes: The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. ~ William James http://bit.ly/philq
2404 Jul 10: Zen_Bubba: I was all about tearing down walls and building bridges until a friend suggested I choose one or the other. I was making a hell of a mess.
2403 Jul 10: trixieboots: Nearly 20 years of lazy Sunday mornings just the two of us. This one is the last for a long time.
2402 Jul 10: philo_quotes: Language is a part of our organism and no less complicated than it. ~ Wittgenstein http://bit.ly/philq
2401 Jul 10: MailOnline: More than 40 bodies found in just 24 HOURS after three shootings in Mexico's drug wars: In… http://goo.gl/fb/QOmi5
2400 Jul 10: MailOnline: The Irish haven that helped to sink the Bismarck: Beautiful Castle Archdale on the shores of… http://goo.gl/fb/PSWVV
2399 Jul 10: brainpicker: "In order to have creativity, you have to allow for dead ends to happen." http://j.mp/pAYDHE
2398 Jul 10: GreatestQuotes: "The best way to teach people is by telling a story." - Kenneth Blanchard
2397 Jul 10: xtinewu: @BadDalaiLama no...where are the taxis are going to drive?? there will be no roads??? ←Mentions Us!
2396 Jul 10: lonelyplanet: 3 ways to ruin your trip to Thailand http://bit.ly/mngsYJ #lp #travel
2395 Jul 10: hollyqmills: "Get separate rooms!" --what I want to say to every enmeshed co-dependent couple
2394 Jul 10: noahWG: The neuroscience in "Source Code" reminds me of the ground beef in Taco Bell's offerings.
2393 Jul 10: lonelyplanet: Dark tourism http://bit.ly/9RSUBM #lp
2392 Jul 10: TheEconomist: The Arab spring moves through Morocco, where protestors demand constitutional reforms and the recognition of Berber http://econ.st/nSO476
2391 Jul 10: Zen_Bubba: "I can't outrun a bear but I for sure can't play dead during a bear attack. Hell, I can't play dead when a mosquito flies around my head."
2390 Jul 10: Zen_Bubba: Not only is the word "deportment" fading from use but so is the idea of conducting oneself in an intelligent manner.
2389 Jul 9: ispeakfemale: Staying with someone because you don't want to hurt their feelings will eventually hurt their feelings.
2388 Jul 9: laurenahayes: Eco-friendly alternative to towels: spin around in circles naked on the balcony. Also a great way to meet your neighbors!
2387 Jul 9: laurenahayes: Google it! ;) RT @RomaCharlene: @laurenahayes what's Google+ ?? I figured ur the best person to ask :)
2386 Jul 9: quippdPsych: RT @dimle Crick, Francis, and Christof Koch. "A framework for consciousness. http://ur.ly/NIi2 #psychology #neuroscience
2385 Jul 9: lonelyplanet: RT @nytimestravel A Turkish Idyll Lost in Time http://nyti.ms/oGuxB6
2384 Jul 9: MsLauraShields: Why not jump off an 80 foot tower? http://yfrog.com/kflcbnj
2383 Jul 9: washingtonpost: Egyptians protest slow pace of change http://wapo.st/nuDSm0
2382 Jul 9: TheArabella: My sister Lizzie and her friend selling lemonade! (: http://twitpic.com/5no1wf
2381 Jul 9: GreatestQuotes: "The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes." - Benjamin Disraeli
2380 Jul 9: brainpicker: Humor as a social normalizer – 5 necessarily hilarious politically incorrect books http://j.mp/g5aXvA
2379 Jul 9: TheEconomist: Italy's bond market is the third-largest in the world. A full-blown debt crisis would be cataclysmic http://econ.st/p8xYyb
2378 Jul 9: TheEconomist: The Republicans are playing a cynical political game with America's debt that has hugely high economic stakes http://econ.st/p08mUs
2377 Jul 9: lonelyplanet: Top 18 experiences in France http://bit.ly/laW1aL #lp
2376 Jul 9: iblogleft: @BadDalaiLama Pretty sure that the technology that found the germ and the invention of sanitation improved society like nothing else. :-) ←Mentions Us!
2375 Jul 9: malegerr: Sparklers are the gay cousins of the fireworks family.
2374 Jul 9: MsKittyKatBlk: #ff @BadDalaiLama cause I fucking said so! I'm bad like that! See he inspires badness! ←Mentions Us!
2373 Jul 9: nytimes: Betty Ford Dies at 93 http://nyti.ms/pp9EZX
2372 Jul 9: Kyoks1: Chovinismo cronologico es la creencia de q las nuevas genaraciones son mas avanzadas que las anteriores. Via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
2371 Jul 9: exurban: @BadDalaiLama I just realized the core of your observations is the human inability to be objective. ←Mentions Us!
2370 Jul 9: ebertchicago: What could possibly go wrong? (Department of future innovations in travel.) http://bit.ly/ovNXBj
2369 Jul 9: Kyoks1: autismo y transtorno limitrofe son los 2 ejes princip d la personalidad. 1 es logica sn emocion el otro emocion sn logica via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
2368 Jul 8: TheEconomist: Illegal Mexican migration to America has "sputtered to a trickle". Why? Mexico has become a better place to live http://econ.st/qeYeK6
2367 Jul 8: TIME: New terror in Tahrir Square | http://ti.me/qhqM7v (via @TIMEWorld)
2366 Jul 8: brainpicker: Ten years after its premiere, Ricky Gervais on creating The Office http://bit.ly/oU3yLs (via @kirstinbutler)
2365 Jul 8: YourAristotle: The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. Aristotle
2364 Jul 8: TelegraphNews: 'Clark Rockefeller' pleads not guilty to murder http://tgr.ph/oXkRXK
2363 Jul 8: TIME: 12 states report that 30% of their populations are obese | http://ti.me/rrsU57 (via @TIMEHealthland)
2362 Jul 8: jendenbrat: Maybe this will help you take me more seriously: http://t.co/zhVaeyC
2361 Jul 8: cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama ...yes, yes ....please do. .....I've never been good w/ directions. ←Mentions Us!
2360 Jul 8: littleepistles: This week's obligatory photo of the sidekick. http://twitpic.com/5n6az1
2359 Jul 8: dunebat: @BadDalaiLama I know those are Wizard of Oz refs, but for a moment it sounded like you were just listing off bands. ←Mentions Us!
2358 Jul 8: lonelyplanet: RT @bbc_travel: Meet Anthony Bourdain (@NoReservations) who once flew in a Russian MIG http://bit.ly/nwrmA8 #NoReservations #lp #travel
2357 Jul 8: TheEconomist: The internet is taking the news industry back to the conversational culture of the era before mass media http://econ.st/n30cdY
2356 Jul 8: xtinewu: Okay! Everybody say "Good Luck Christine!" Got some hot irons in the fire. Fingers n toes crossed!
2355 Jul 8: xtinewu: Wombat on steroids! http://bit.ly/nlApVX
2354 Jul 8: ebertchicago: "Project Nim." The story of a chimp who had it good, there for awhile. My review: http://bit.ly/ob4Vh6
2353 Jul 8: quippdPsych: When it comes to eating, rats follow their noses http://bit.ly/p8EkqI
2352 Jul 8: Sports_Greats: In life, we choose whether or not we want to be a winner or a loser. -Patrick Boles
2351 Jul 8: MailOnline: Judge gives go-ahead for medics to sedate and restrain woman with hospital phobia who needs… http://goo.gl/fb/w0rIR
2350 Jul 8: GreatestQuotes: "Be not simply good; be good for something." - Henry David Thoreau
2349 Jul 8: RexHuppke: By signing an anti-porn pledge, Michele Bachmann may have lost the coveted "every guy who has ever had a computer" demographic.
2348 Jul 8: angusbatey: Really superb piece of writing: http://t.co/ZBCb6ez
2347 Jul 8: Telegraph: Tourist buses attacked in Buenos Aires http://tgr.ph/qkPpKz
2346 Jul 8: lonelyplanet: RT @LATimesTravel 100 facts for 100 years of Machu Picchu: Fact 85 http://t.co/rXGpxAM #lp
2345 Jul 8: nytimes: Job Growth Falters Badly, Clouding Hope for Recovery http://nyti.ms/ptj5c3
2344 Jul 8: quippdPsych: RT @mnt_psychology Our Extraordinary Perceptual Abilities Help Us To Understand Bodily Motion http://mnt.to/3Y6F #psychology
2343 Jul 8: oliverburkeman: [Murdoch gag here] RT @edyong209: RT @tvjrennie: Paleontologists unveil skull of "most fearsome predator Earth has seen" http://is.gd/35a9A9
2342 Jul 8: worldpolice: So being home alone reaps its rewards. Guess who can do a Shaggy voice now!
2341 Jul 8: CrankyPappy: "1st it's one little white lie, then they get easier & easier to tell. Next thing you know, you're a lawyer."
2340 Jul 8: nytimes: South Sudan, the Newest Nation, Is Full of Hope and Problems http://nyti.ms/q7fp8Q
2339 Jul 8: Arhanious: @teogokhan bence @BadDalaiLama 'nin dedigi tam tersi.. kisinin kendine tam uygun olani bulmasi kolaylasiyor..diger taraf yalan soylemedikce ←Mentions Us!
2338 Jul 8: YourAuntLola: Sweetie, %99 of your physical flaws are invisible to everyone but you. And people who work on beauty counters
2337 Jul 8: AncientProverbs: Great souls have wills; feeble ones have only wishes. -Chinese Proverbs
2336 Jul 8: teogokhan: @BadDalaiLama @Arhanious evet, herkes yalanlariyla buluyor birbirini! ←Mentions Us!
2335 Jul 8: philosophytweet: Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.-Seneca
2334 Jul 8: AlternateEthos: @BadDalaiLama there is no speed to evolution. It just is. ←Mentions Us!
2333 Jul 8: SemperAugustus: Found during a walk today: http://twitpic.com/5mrs9d
2332 Jul 8: latimes: America just keeps getting fatter. Here's how individual states ranked: http://lat.ms/o69r3f
2331 Jul 8: ispeakfemale: It's not love that hurts. It's the infatuation that we so blindly and foolishly accept as love that hurts.
2330 Jul 8: xtinewu: I like sharks. http://img.ly/5Yxf
2329 Jul 8: TeamThinkTank: @BadDalaiLama Last time that happened Homo erectus killed the weaklings. The geek revolution hasn't even begun. ←Mentions Us!
2328 Jul 8: beingtheo: Being on Twitter means you'll never have to worry about missing out on anything about bodily fluids and excretions.
2327 Jul 8: burntsugar: @BadDalaiLama ha ha ha. like. ←Mentions Us!
2326 Jul 8: philo_quotes: Nothing is more surprising than the easiness with which the many are governed by the few. ~ David Hume
2325 Jul 7: jendenbrat: It's the wrong its!
2324 Jul 7: princeboucher: No sacrifice, no victory.
2323 Jul 7: Kyoks1: "@BadDalaiLama:"Document everything!"the lawyers say. If you did that you wouldn't have any time left for living."//I know who does that :-( ←Mentions Us!
2322 Jul 7: shariv67: The last item on my bucket list is dying. How convenient.
2321 Jul 7: jonathan_katz: My in-laws are orthodox Jews. They have two satellite dishes.
2320 Jul 7: MissMallibu: (Parentheses make me feel safe.) (mmmm)
2319 Jul 7: ImAVeronica: My favorite bra now comes in eggplant purple, so I ordered eight, just in case the color is discontinued, or the revolution comes.
2318 Jul 7: philo_quotes: It is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to use it well. ~ Descartes http://bit.ly/philq
2317 Jul 7: CrankyPappy: You are your worst enemy. Some part of your brain is working hard against you. Find it & overpower it.
2316 Jul 7: GreatestQuotes: "Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
2315 Jul 7: quippdPsych: Sexual orientation and gender conforming traits in women are genetic http://bit.ly/qqiWA0
2314 Jul 7: MinnieGupta: Overheard--"I believe it is the downfall of our society that people we would like there to be less of are breeding the most"
2313 Jul 7: RexHuppke: The current view from my office window. Tell my children I love them. http://t.co/Nqcu0Nn
2312 Jul 7: ArtRevelation: Who will save your soul if you don't save your own? - Jewel
2311 Jul 7: sbellelauren: when somebody i don't like talks to me at a party i put my hand on their face & say FORCE QUIT i don't get invited to a lot of parties
2310 Jul 7: ThatsWright: It's hard to take a duck seriously
2309 Jul 7: sbellelauren: there's no way i wouldn't show my boobs & yell NEWS FLASH at reporters all the time if i had boobs
2308 Jul 7: avphibes: No frenchies, neither! http://t.co/bbzDwCm
2307 Jul 7: Kyoks1: Hay una diferencia fundamental entre esperar ser rescatado y tomar control de tu destino. Via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
2306 Jul 7: OhCrap: G+ is the first time I've truly felt that Goobles has its shit together, seriously. Although the one account = one profile will be a problem
2305 Jul 7: lonelyplanet: Rome: discover four magical streets -- by @abiwhere http://t.co/bl2Zaym #lp
2304 Jul 7: philo_quotes: Cunning... is but the low mimic of wisdom. ~ Plato http://bit.ly/philq
2303 Jul 7: hollyqmills: "All women are crazy" = "All the women I date are crazy because I like fixing things."
2302 Jul 7: Sports_Greats: Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. -John Wooden
2301 Jul 7: FlyoverJoel: A Twitter comedy territorial war is cute until you realize 15M people follow 500 people or more and we are fighting over Lichtenstein.
2300 Jul 7: sbellelauren: i wish there was an app to alert me when only 20% battery life was left in my relationship i would probs still just hit dismiss but you know
2299 Jul 6: quippdPsych: Beauty is in the medial orbito-frontal cortex of the beholder, study finds http://bit.ly/nXFPAI
2298 Jul 6: badbanana: "He died doing what he loved, which was clinging to life and trying not to die, which he was very good at until recently."
2297 Jul 6: xtinewu: Wow,life was really weird last year! http://img.ly/5VAo
2296 Jul 6: quippdPsych: RT @matthiasrascher Why couples look more alike as time passes. http://bit.ly/mokqSC #psychology
2295 Jul 6: abmarkman: The Surprising Connection Between Impulsve And Psychopathy http://huff.to/q725gi @sbkaufman
2294 Jul 6: YourAuntLola: Unfortunately, sweetie, Logic is too weak an opponent for Upbringing
2293 Jul 6: xtinewu: @BadDalaiLama the formative years! stories..... ←Mentions Us!
2292 Jul 6: djackmanson: Someone on the train is reading The Celestine Prophecy. Isn't that three pseudo-spiritual fads ago? # fb
2291 Jul 6: CrackedIllusion: Pro Tip: Be wary of Pro Tips.
2290 Jul 6: Kyoks1: Mantener una mentira es el mas costoso de todos los esfuerzos mentales. Via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
2289 Jul 5: SemperAugustus: Hidden between shadow and light: http://twitpic.com/5lsc2y
2288 Jul 5: sciencedaily: How hot did Earth get in the past? Team of scientists uncovers new information: The question seems simple ... http://tinyurl.com/3p35ztu
2287 Jul 5: Telegraph: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallow, Part 2, review http://tgr.ph/r3Tbqd
2286 Jul 5: washingtonpost: Owning the world's biggest social network isn't cool http://wapo.st/iwmPxf #GooglePlus #Facebook
2285 Jul 5: quippdPsych: Infants learn to transfer knowledge by 16 months, study finds http://bit.ly/mha5nS
2284 Jul 5: MinnieGupta: Joe Biden has joined twitter #notexciting #forgotheexisted #whatdoeshedoanyway
2283 Jul 5: washingtonpost: Is California's disastrous past America's bleak future? http://wapo.st/lnsVGy
2282 Jul 5: latimes: Casey Anthony acquitted of murder in death of her 2-year-old daughter http://lat.ms/lMhQtl RT @latimesmost
2281 Jul 5: sbellelauren: i hear they're roasting charlie sheen who wants to tell them the internet already did that
2280 Jul 5: AtheistQ: "It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere."-Voltaire
2279 Jul 5: sbellelauren: the more likely you think you'll die from drinking tap water instead of fiji the more likely you'll actually die by my seething choke hold
2278 Jul 5: FlyoverJoel: Social Media marketers only market marketing to marketers on Social Media.
2277 Jul 5: exurban: @BadDalaiLama I have formed this metal image of your extruded food presentation as a 50s style informative newsreel. ←Mentions Us!
2276 Jul 5: MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama Keep speaking the TRUTH BD; Give it to them! (even though I have no idea what u r talking about) ←Mentions Us!
2275 Jul 5: BadDalaiLama: Enjoying your Slim Jim™ extruded meat product? You are not alone! Many Americans enjoy the convenience and consistency of extruded snacks.
2274 Jul 5: xtinewu: The secret to success? Dunno but for sure always.. ALWAYS..trust your gut. You'll live to regret it if you don't.
2273 Jul 5: xtinewu: hope everyone had a festive 4th! We were writing all day/nite here at LA Film Score...that's how we do, gitter done, holiday or no. cheers!
2272 Jul 5: jendenbrat: I'm really busy right now running from room to room, clawing the furniture, and hiding under things.
2271 Jul 5: nainysahani: For the first time, today, I DONT like you Bombay. I dont. I feel unsafe. I feel sad.
2270 Jul 5: ispeakfemale: Yes, everything happens for a reason. But don't use that as an excuse as to why you make stupid decisions.
2269 Jul 5: washingtonpost: Sunglasses should be worn all year to protect eyes from UV rays http://wapo.st/kroVwa
2268 Jul 5: WSJ: Gold, diamonds and other finds in a just-unsealed Indian temple could be worth $22 billion http://on.wsj.com/l8O0kK
2267 Jul 5: TheEconomist: What might Greece have looked like if it had not adopted the euro? http://econ.st/ih8Jqy
2266 Jul 4: GreatestQuotes: "Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome." - Samuel Johnson
2265 Jul 4: xtinewu: Job desc of the day: u have to have the similar criteria of that of a cereal killer or secret agent hehehe lol. (damn. i'm more hamburglar)
2264 Jul 4: TheBosha: This now room temperature beer is perfect for toasting America's former greatness.
2263 Jul 4: ispeakfemale: Better to know and be disappointed than to never know and always wonder.
2262 Jul 4: GreatestQuotes: "Our life is frittered away by detail. Simplify, simplify." - Henry David Thoreau
2261 Jul 4: nytimes: Standard & Poor's Warns Against Plan for Greek Debt http://nyti.ms/ljZNuS
2260 Jul 4: TheEconomist: On combating barnacles, which may push a ship's fuel consumption up by as much as 40% http://econ.st/kDWzXG
2259 Jul 4: CrankyPappy: For the next 235 years, could the USA please try using its inside voice?
2258 Jul 4: ebertchicago: These spectacles could destroy social life as we know it. And diplomacy. http://bit.ly/mSTbs4
2257 Jul 4: laurenahayes: So flattered @WhereRmyPantiez retweets me.
2256 Jul 4: CrankyPappy: My only qualification for giving advice: I've made so many mistakes.
2255 Jul 4: CrankyPappy: "Maybe this wasn't the way it was supposed to be. But this is the way it is. Deal with it or it deals with you."
2254 Jul 4: newscientist: Air hogs. Blue Thunder comes to the garage. Personal helicopters to learn traffic rules http://bit.ly/k1KAnV
2253 Jul 4: TheEconomist: Why China may worry about North Korea just as much as America does http://econ.st/jhlnRW
2252 Jul 4: ShashaModi: It's better to fail fast & correct fast, than to fail & wait a while to find out! And that's the beauty of getting it wrong the first time!
2251 Jul 4: NanoRaptor: HDR is the Futur…a. http://t.co/RvwWPpU
2250 Jul 4: BadDalaiLama: Someday, at the pearly gates of Heaven, St. Peter is going to ask you, "How did you end up with all this stuff?"
2249 Jul 3: hotforwords: Santa Monica Pier! So many ppl! Thank u dear who gave me free smothies! Was so sweet of you! http://t.co/H0qBjHy
2248 Jul 3: SethMacFarlane: We Americans are proud and will not debase ourselves for anything, except to get on TV, or for a free t-shirt, or for anything.
2247 Jul 3: lonelyplanet: Tips for the largest French speaking city in the world http://bit.ly/jYy50D #lp
2246 Jul 3: HisHoliness: Anything that contradicts experience and logic should be abandoned.
2245 Jul 3: CrankyPappy: "All the time I've spent on Twitter, I could have written a book. But I'd have had less fun, fewer readers & fewer friends."
2244 Jul 3: Mr_Dzinkah: RT @BadDalaiLama: Give a jerk any sort of power and he will use it to abuse others.<< true speak ←Mentions Us!
2243 Jul 3: iamccb: So bloody true RT @BadDalaiLama Some jerks seem perfectly nice on first meeting. They reveal themselves onl… (cont) http://deck.ly/~RMcPQ ←Mentions Us!
2242 Jul 3: trixieboots: I for one am damned proud of America's wind power.
2241 Jul 3: agnosticcc: It's impossible to hide something that does not exist, which is why our grandest pretenses conceal not evil or ugliness, but emptiness.
2240 Jul 3: kellyoxford: Then you're going to love being dead! RT @KimKardashian: There's nothing more that I love to do than sleep!
2239 Jul 3: philoquotes: There is no such thing as justice in the abstract; it is merely a compact between men. ~ Epicurus http://bit.ly/philq
2238 Jul 3: roxi_horror: In bed with my sister, both of us reading, a cat between us. This is what will happen if we end up old maids.
2237 Jul 3: kellyoxford: I prefer to learn from someone else's mistakes.
2236 Jul 3: noahWG: If giving explosives to drunk people isn't an American-made holiday, I don't know what is.
2235 Jul 3: garamiredux: Blast your dreams, 'cause reality is so much better...
2234 Jul 2: Kyoks1: El matrimonio es una relacion de amor y entendimiento donde una de las partes facilita la disfuncion del otro. Via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
2233 Jul 2: avphibes: My college is life and I still haven't picked a major.
2232 Jul 2: jachy: @BadDalaiLama Actually both methods are appropriate and necessary, and JIT learning can't succeed if you don't know what to learn. ←Mentions Us!
2231 Jul 2: FlyoverJoel: Nothing makes me question the decisions I've made in life quite like seeing Facebook's recommend friends.
2230 Jul 2: vacca23: @BadDalaiLama It's called "Corn Sugar" Get it right. /sarcasm ←Mentions Us!
2229 Jul 2: JessicarrScott: @BadDalaiLama they defer it till you are living a happier life moron ←Mentions Us!
2228 Jul 2: beingtheo: Sometimes I just feel like something is missing. Maybe I didn't get all of the bonus features.
2227 Jul 1: kstatik: @BadDalaiLama As always, you raise some great points... (re: legalization of drugs / supply chain.) ←Mentions Us!
2226 Jul 1: MAndersson1968: @BadDalaiLama Astrazeneca and GlaxoSmithKline. ←Mentions Us!
2225 Jul 1: nytimes: News of turnaround in Dominique Strauss-Kahn case stuns France http://nyti.ms/lwKtwp #DSK
2224 Jul 1: newscientist: 'Indestructible' botnet infects more than 4.5 million computers worldwide http://t.co/xfQe22o
2223 Jul 1: TIME: A mother-in-law's e-mail rant to a 'bad mannered' bride goes viral | http://t.co/CCH5oeY via @TIMENewsFeed
2222 Jul 1: TelegraphNews: News from #dsk case overnight. Prosecutors reportedly have concerns about credibility of the maid alleging rape http://tgr.ph/kpAdMn
2221 Jul 1: avphibes: @BadDalaiLama entertainment is the only purpose of entertainment. Art is meant to provoke/enlighten. ←Mentions Us!
2220 Jul 1: MailOnline: Altogether now: Rich and famous forced to share Venice's exclusive Lido with the general… http://goo.gl/fb/uhhs9
2219 Jul 1: xtinewu: Pay attention class! #FF @baddalailama. But you're already following him right? ←Mentions Us!
2218 Jul 1: Sports_Greats: If you're bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things - you don't have enough goals. -Lou Holtz
2217 Jul 1: dunebat: @BadDalaiLama I thought "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" was good. ←Mentions Us!
2216 Jul 1: St_Hill: If celebrity tweets were honest http://bit.ly/mhwfS1
2215 Jul 1: washingtonpost: Amazon to cut ties with California retailers over sales tax http://wapo.st/iKVnCW
2214 Jul 1: avphibes: @BadDalaiLama there's the rub... I keep taking them because I don't want to go back to when everything was miserable for no reason. ←Mentions Us!
2213 Jul 1: avphibes: @baddalailama I recommend as supplemental reading one of my favorite writings on depression: http://t.co/y5eTQWq ←Mentions Us!
2212 Jul 1: MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama Essay and audience: You may have lost some followers with the depression essay, but you gained a loyal fan for life: Me! ←Mentions Us!
2211 Jul 1: algekalipso: @BadDalaiLama @MikeShawTweet Thanks.Really interesting that active placebos are as good. So the fact that you feel something does the trick. ←Mentions Us!
2210 Jul 1: avphibes: @BadDalaiLama depression that benefits from anti-depressants is often a dysphoria where your emotions do not reflect your life situation. ←Mentions Us!
2209 Jul 1: MailOnline: Nasa sues astronaut who kept camera he took to the moon on Apollo 14 mission - as he tries to… http://goo.gl/fb/GDDO1
2208 Jul 1: MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama antidepressants: Bad Dalai is getting his TRUTH on! Right on brother! ←Mentions Us!
2207 Jul 1: brainpicker: Married to the Eiffel Tower – fascinating documentary about objectophilia raises fundamental questions about love http://j.mp/mDTwvD
2206 Jun 30: ReverendReve: @BadDalaiLama and what to do if one isnt strong or intelligent enough to fight/figure out the 'deamons'? ←Mentions Us!
2205 Jun 30: avphibes: @BadDalaiLama clearly you've never been insane before. ←Mentions Us!
2204 Jun 30: shuffleyerfeet: @BadDalaiLama antidepressants = zombie #medicinalmisdirection ←Mentions Us!
2203 Jun 30: algekalipso: @BadDalaiLama It can be added, though, that there are 'taking control of your problems'-resistant depressions. ←Mentions Us!
2202 Jun 30: MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama Antidepressant drugs are the worst, most devastating trick played on society by big medicine and big pharma. Pure evil. ←Mentions Us!
2201 Jun 30: shuffleyerfeet: @BadDalaiLama what if your depression is caused by something outwith your control? ←Mentions Us!
2200 Jun 30: trevlutz: .@BadDalaiLama "The Rose" and "Wind Beneath My Wings", both by Bette Midler, are full of sentimental bullshit too. ←Mentions Us!
2199 Jun 30: quippdPsych: RT @PsychoBest Babies are specially attuned to our voices and emotions http://dlvr.it/YSncc #psychology
2198 Jun 30: eleLunar: RT @BadDalaiLama: Never underestimate the ability of music to encourage foolish lifestyle choices. >>> Amen @enrique_bunbury ←Mentions Us!
2197 Jun 30: BadDalaiLama: Never underestimate the ability of music to encourage foolish lifestyle choices.
2196 Jun 30: HIUSA: RT @baddalailama: Enjoyed the Austin hostel. Got 12 hrs sleep & work done in a nice environment. Beats the Hilton! http://twitpic.com/5j1855 ←Mentions Us!
2195 Jun 30: Erekosse: @BadDalaiLama Beautiful place. Seems to be a kind of paradise ←Mentions Us!
2194 Jun 30: xtinewu: @gumpelmaier so with all these languages, also Dutch if I've had a lot to drink. Eng + german + heineken= Dutch
2193 Jun 30: akierig: @BadDalaiLama Was this a Star Alliance partner? ←Mentions Us!
2192 Jun 29: TIME: Now, how does the U.S. avoid its own Greek tragedy? | http://ti.me/lu0Alm (via @TIMEMoneyland)
2191 Jun 29: natalietran: I'm having difficulty understanding the premise of Murder She Wrote. How can it be that she's around all these murders by coincidence?
2190 Jun 29: brainpicker: This is amazing -- crows chastise bad behavior, even if it wasn't directed at them http://bit.ly/iDiDRt
2189 Jun 28: littleepistles: Everything I've learned in life I've learned by absolutely butchering it the first time.
2188 Jun 28: ebertchicago: These are the five funniest Monty Python sketches, sez the Telegraph: http://tgr.ph/l3Mp0s
2187 Jun 28: xtinewu: Shooting pics for a fitness article w some amazing women. Wow.
2186 Jun 28: MailOnline: Charlie Sheen's ex orders Warner Bros to pay her $55k-a-month child support directly from his… http://goo.gl/fb/B8DxU
2185 Jun 28: Kurt_Vonnegut: A step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
2184 Jun 28: latimes: Libya: Rebels seize massive weapon depot http://lat.ms/ln7WDe
2183 Jun 28: TIME: Whether on television or in the real world, it seems like the Tasmanian devil just can't catch a break | http://ti.me/mPyzgZ
2182 Jun 28: FlyoverJoel: It can take up to 48 months to fully integrate social media into your enterprise according to a social media guru who wants job security.
2181 Jun 28: preschoolgems: "Now I'm so angry because no one's putting on my socks."
2180 Jun 28: hotforwords: Gorby is not a DOG! He is a person! He sleeps on the pillow under the blanket, see?! http://t.co/paJOsdK
2179 Jun 28: WSJ: Debt-strapped Greece holds an epic yard sale, hawking jets, ports and magnificent stretches of coastline http://on.wsj.com/jZQ8zU
2178 Jun 28: michaelhutch66: RT @BadDalaiLama: Luxury is a scam to sell you a less efficient product at a higher price. ←Mentions Us!
2177 Jun 27: xtinewu: #darwinaward http://bit.ly/kkPbhR
2176 Jun 27: xtinewu: Ive got a bike, u can ride it if u like it's got a basket, a bell that rings & things to make it look good. I'd give it to u if I could,____
2175 Jun 27: latimes: Blagojevich convicted on 17 corruption counts http://lat.ms/mSCkrF RT @latimesmost
2174 Jun 27: TheBosha: I miss the days when you could find a chain smoking alcoholic doctor who wouldn't administer the waggy finger stink eye at every check-up.
2173 Jun 27: CrankyPappy: An essential life-skill: tweeting in handcuffs.
2172 Jun 27: GreatestQuotes: "Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself." - George Bernard Shaw
2171 Jun 27: brainpicker: Testing Benford's Law might be the most interesting visual experiment in datasets I've seen in a while http://j.mp/kEMoY8 (HT @eugenephoto)
2170 Jun 27: CrankyPappy: When you throw away a slightly worn article of clothing, I fear I may be next.
2169 Jun 27: abmarkman: How do we value pain and suffering? http://t.co/HFHIA7H #smartthinking
2168 Jun 27: noahWG: Remnant of the past? Attractive females prime the male brain for conflict & bellicose judgments: http://j.mp/m15ieJ /via @researchdigest
2167 Jun 27: CrankyPappy: "Low testosterone levels in older men leads to Alzheimer's disease. High levels of testosterone in young men also renders the brain useless."
2166 Jun 27: philosophytweet: Debt is a time stealer, an experience robber.
2165 Jun 27: philoquotes: Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak. ~ Cicero
2164 Jun 27: philo_quotes: No kingdom has shed more blood than the kingdom of Christ. ~ Montesquieu http://bit.ly/philq
2163 Jun 27: princeboucher: I will delete my "friends" before Facebook.
2162 Jun 27: princeboucher: Never underestimate the determination of a kid who is time-rich and cash-poor.
2161 Jun 27: avphibes: OH: Person 1: "Lesbians always seem to have so much money."
2160 Jun 26: philoquotes: Beauty is a short-lived tyranny. ~ Socrates http://bit.ly/philq
2159 Jun 26: JolineTowers: Disturbed to find that as I've awoken from my nap I'm spooning my phone.
2158 Jun 26: SemperAugustus: Into the depths: http://twitpic.com/5hbml1
2157 Jun 26: philoquotes: Great emergencies and crises show us how much greater our vital resources are than we had supposed. ~ William James http://bit.ly/philq
2156 Jun 26: noahWG: At the Pride parade, I was so embarrassed; wore my garter belt *under* my jorts. Won't make that mistake twice.
2155 Jun 26: TelegraphNews: James 'Whitey' Bulger visited Alcatraz as a tourist http://tgr.ph/mPdZJV
2154 Jun 26: YourAuntLola: Sweetie, there's a time to ask nicely & there's a time to take hostages
2153 Jun 26: TelegraphNews: Israel removes part of West Bank barrier http://tgr.ph/lgMgwj
2152 Jun 26: nytimes: This May Be Something Completely Different http://nyti.ms/ln9H0z
2151 Jun 26: RexHuppke: I like spending a Sunday at the zoo, admiring all God's creations. Except the wombats. Really screwed the pooch on those, God.
2150 Jun 26: princeboucher: We are connected whether you want to believe it or not. http://say.ly/HlfrRJ
2149 Jun 26: jendenbrat: In the wild, cats don't care what brand of cat food they eat.
2148 Jun 26: Zen_Bubba: "We're not friends anymore because he's a jerk. In fairness though, he thinks I'm a jerk. In further fairness I'm right and he isn't."
2147 Jun 26: ebertchicago: Randall Adams, RIP. He was freed from Texas Death Row by Errol Morris's film "The Thin Blue Line." http://nyti.ms/lUpCod
2146 Jun 26: TelegraphNews: Helgoland stages referendum on tourism http://tgr.ph/kaqI9h
2145 Jun 26: CrankyPappy: Brain Pickings - Why having more options makes us more critical of ourselves and politically passive: http://t.co/ve0jDTW
2144 Jun 26: lonelyplanet: RT @nytimestravel The Hidden Route to Machu Picchu http://nyti.ms/lG2kyh
2143 Jun 26: xtinewu: Genius RT @CABelieberGuy I wish people were like money; so you could hold them up to light to see which ones r real and which ones r fake.
2142 Jun 26: xtinewu: @baddalailama plan B if AssSaver fails... RT @adamsconsulting How To:Delete A Drunk Night On Twitter & Facebook http://bit.ly/hvBBB9 ←Mentions Us!
2141 Jun 26: xtinewu: Are 'always look on the bright side' & 'you can't polish a turd' mutually exclusive?
2140 Jun 26: nytimes: A Construction Boom in Gaza's Lingering Ruins http://nyti.ms/jwqHuy
2139 Jun 26: ispeakfemale: No matter what the situation, remind yourself, "I have a choice."
2138 Jun 25: brainpicker: The Truth About the Economy – Robert Reich connects the dots on the economy in 2 minutes http://j.mp/kxLc66
2137 Jun 25: dunebat: Fantasy Archetypes in Star Trek - So, I'm driving to Shreveport to see my sister, and as I hit the area near... http://tumblr.com/xev36ejbwo
2136 Jun 25: ispeakfemale: A person who is emotionally free has no desire to convince, insist, beg, seduce, manipulate or control.; they are free to love.
2135 Jun 25: Kevindoylejones: @BadDalaiLama got bless her ←Mentions Us!
2134 Jun 25: TheEconomist: Why tourists in the Netherlands may have to stop smoking pot http://econ.st/iNchoG
2133 Jun 25: philo_quotes: There is frequently more to be learned from the unexpected questions of a child than the discourses of men. ~ John Locke
2132 Jun 25: GreatestQuotes: "A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it." - Albert Einstein
2131 Jun 25: CeLeStIaLPhEnYx: A person of integrity never seeks revenge.
2130 Jun 25: hollyqmills: In the '70s Mattel made a doll called Growing Up Skipper. She would get taller and grow breasts when you TWIST HER ARM.
2129 Jun 25: washingtonpost: Is Bristol Palin's new memoir the story of a rape survivor speaking out? http://wapo.st/iHF4im
2128 Jun 25: kellyoxford: People who laugh at everything make everything worth nothing.
2127 Jun 25: xtinewu: Repeatedly expecting a different result from the same person= doubling down at the Casino de Loco. #notwinning
2126 Jun 25: philo_quotes: It is with trifles, and when he is off guard, that a man best reveals his character. ~ Schopenhauer http://bit.ly/philq
2125 Jun 25: laurenahayes: Can humans sense magnetic fields? http://is.gd/TBlTrY Fascinating science and backstory
2124 Jun 25: TIME: Are Egypt's workers being trampled by the revolution? | http://ti.me/mIVBzo
2123 Jun 25: sbellelauren: oh you studied acting? no that's fucking fascinating tell me more
2122 Jun 25: nytimes: Distrust of Government Impedes Reform in Greece http://nyti.ms/mkgPeQ
2121 Jun 25: brainpicker: Destructive Emotions: A Scientific Dialogue with the Dalai Lama – most excellent read http://j.mp/ix35JQ
2120 Jun 25: washingtonpost: How James "Whitey" Bulger's capture could cause a world of trouble inside the FBI: http://wapo.st/leSTew
2119 Jun 25: philoquotes: When you have to make a choice and don't make it, that is in itself a choice. ~ William James
2118 Jun 25: CrankyPappy: We have all done things we are, or should be, ashamed of. The trick is don't let those things define you.
2117 Jun 25: nytimes: In Hours, Online Readers Identify Nazi Photographer http://nyti.ms/k5NbKe
2116 Jun 25: Telegraph: Father of stabbed burglar says householders can defend home http://tgr.ph/l7A8gR
2115 Jun 25: philoquotes: When we are well, we all have good advice for those who are ill. ~ Seneca http://bit.ly/philq
2114 Jun 25: BlondeDuJour: My dear, there's a difference between longing for his presence & panicking at his absence
2113 Jun 25: sbellelauren: as an AEA member & musical theatre actress i change my mind about gay marriage there is no way i can afford all these wedding presents
2112 Jun 25: YourAuntLola: Sweetie, sighing loudly, rolling your eyes & doing noisy tidying up are not really effective means of communication
2111 Jun 25: dunebat: Can I plan a trip or can I plan a trip? http://bit.ly/llVB1r
2110 Jun 25: philoquotes: The deferring of anger is the best antidote to anger. ~ Seneca http://bit.ly/philq
2109 Jun 25: nytimes: Rebels Arm Tripoli Guerrillas and Cut Resources to Capital http://nyti.ms/jT4hIi
2108 Jun 25: xtinewu: Okay, this one had just a few voices. The Xtine Orchestra. http://twitpic.com/5gi0ut
2107 Jun 25: latimes: In case you missed it: Music writers pick 15 foreign songs you need to know, with sound clips http://bit.ly/k0j0MV
2106 Jun 25: FlyoverJoel: I'm so happy my gay friends in New York can get married and then no longer have sex, just like me.
2105 Jun 25: xtinewu: Ok someone told me there's a french expression "don't carrot me" like non ma carroter pas? but google's got nothing! was that bs?
2104 Jun 25: malegerr: Lawyers have feelings too. Allegedly.
2103 Jun 24: xtinewu: Is there a voluntary split-personality disorder? Maybe there's a phone-xtine in there who can field calls & emails while I record.
2102 Jun 24: the_anastasia: There are two types of people in the world. Those who love me, and those locked in my basement who will learn to love me.
2101 Jun 24: xtinewu: Crikey. favorites
2100 Jun 23: CrankyPappy: Möbius love: twisted and never-ending.
2099 Jun 23: TIME: Science says this is most annoying sound in the world | http://ti.me/moyihJ (via @TIMENewsFeed)
2098 Jun 23: brainpicker: Gold! Terry Gilliam explains "derivative" to a child by slamming Roland Emmerich http://j.mp/jofZZf Everything IS a remix http://j.mp/lzpdwy
2097 Jun 23: natalietran: that awkward moment when you've ordered something in drive thru and then realised you don't have enough money http://twitpic.com/5ffez8
2096 Jun 23: nytimes: New Age Guru Guilty in Sweat Lodge Deaths http://nyti.ms/iGcKaM
2095 Jun 23: brainpicker: Three months later, an update on what the Fukushima situation is really like http://j.mp/lrs0Xh
2094 Jun 22: SethMacFarlane: Office fire drills are a great opportunity to see the places that your smoking coworkers go.
2093 Jun 22: TheBosha: In a couple hours I'll be going where there's no chance of bumping into any of you: out.
2092 Jun 22: TelegraphNews: Indigenous tribe discovered in Brazil's Amazon rainforest http://tgr.ph/jas72Y
2091 Jun 22: brainpicker: Ooh! Freaks, Tod Browning's 1932 cult-classic, now available for free in its entirety online http://j.mp/k2LTu2
2090 Jun 22: sciencedaily: Psychologists find link between ovulation and women's ability to identify heterosexual men: A woman can mo... http://tinyurl.com/5v68hm8
2089 Jun 22: quippdPsych: RT @Poshita_P Researchers Clock the Speed of #Brain Signals http://ow.ly/5o5QF #psychology
2088 Jun 22: TheBosha: I support Marriage Equality for gays but as a divorced heterosexual man I can tell you there's no such thing.
2087 Jun 22: CrankyPappy: What wankerbot came up with "your call is important to us"??
2086 Jun 22: CrankyPappy: "Think, then tweet. Sometimes, maybe just think."
2085 Jun 22: JerryThomas: Life is an unending Stop Hitting Yourself game with Fate.
2084 Jun 22: CrankyPappy: Replace compulsive consumption with conscious consumption. What do you really need?
2083 Jun 22: xtinewu: Life Advice RT @runnersworld "In the first half of the race, don't be an idiot. In the second half, don't be a wimp." http://ow.ly/5o3Qx
2082 Jun 22: washingtonpost: Rioters hit #Belfast streets for a second day http://wapo.st/k4SW4s #NorthernIreland
2081 Jun 22: nytimes: Contracts Cloud Who Has Exposure in Greek Crisis http://nyti.ms/mkK7X4
2080 Jun 22: xtinewu: Life is not school. Gold stars don't mean a d*k lickin thing at Pavement University.
2079 Jun 22: brainpicker: Hume at 300 – timeless philosophy for timely thinking on everything from creativity to politics http://j.mp/jgP64N
2078 Jun 22: bturbeville: ACLU = Assisting Criminals in Living Undetected
2077 Jun 22: TIME: Pics: shocking cigarette warnings from around the world | http://ti.me/lGDyIi
2076 Jun 22: philoquotes: What nature requires is obtainable, and within easy reach. It is for the superfluous we sweat. ~ Seneca
2075 Jun 22: xtinewu: @BadDalaiLama pyramids!! <respectful moment> Keep the postcards coming. You have itinerary? ←Mentions Us!
2074 Jun 22: xtinewu: Nuthin facilitates the losing marbles vibe lk hall lights blowin out as I pass thru. Whoa! Need my blinking studio lights or better...bed :)
2073 Jun 22: CrankyPappy: Even when life hands you lemons, you have to actually get off your ass and make the lemonade, knucklehead.
2072 Jun 22: CrankyPappy: If you can dream it, you can do it. But you still have to do the work.
2071 Jun 22: quippdPsych: RT @anja_emerson Histrionic personality disorder: Symptoms, diagnosis and treatment http://t.co/dwogsc1 #psychology
2070 Jun 22: xtinewu: Validation. So simple yet so meaningful. #notparkingsilly
2069 Jun 22: nainysahani: Oblivion. That is a good world to live in.
2068 Jun 22: YourAuntLola: Sweetie, the important thing to remember about Life is: you never get there
2067 Jun 22: xtinewu: K so, those 5hr energy shots? Taste like crap & give me a splitting headache. Didn't feel awake, felt like death. #fail
2066 Jun 22: hollyqmills: #1 on to do list is "pick up cat" but I don't know where the cat is. Haven't seen it all week. Skip it. #2 is...feed the dry cleaning? Oops.
2065 Jun 22: ispeakfemale: Women play hard to get because men play hard to keep.
2064 Jun 21: CeLeStIaLPhEnYx: Smileys can't possibly convey the full range of human emotion.
2063 Jun 21: RexHuppke: I'm a real I-Wish-You-Would-Do-It-Yourselfer. (IWYWDIY™)
2062 Jun 21: abmarkman: When Cigarette Warnings Backfire http://huff.to/mwovoo via @huffingtonpost
2061 Jun 21: dunebat: @BadDalaiLama Middle Eastern hagglers are a special class all their own. Anyone who can haggle like that is hardcore. ←Mentions Us!
2060 Jun 21: laurenahayes: "...it takes 'effort and struggle to create simplicity and grace." http://t.co/CVs5HTI
2059 Jun 20: xtinewu: Political strategy involves answering a question OTHER than the one asked, in order to be FOS w/o technically lying. #lame
2058 Jun 19: xtinewu: Thank goodness for charming stepfathers. Will call him next and bring the day back online
2057 Jun 19: the_anastasia: I judge how much I like you by how many of your obscure references I'm willing to google.
2056 Jun 18: angusbatey: Big hat-tip to @BadDalaiLama for pointing me in the right direction: http://t.co/Cg6Yu4E ←Mentions Us!
2055 Jun 18: xtinewu: Somehow in next few days I'm gonna do a short, finish a doc, pitch for feature & play on Tonight Show. My dance card is STACKED! #grateful
2054 Jun 18: xtinewu: Before and close-to-after pics. Guess which pic was after 3 mo of touring.... #fitness http://img.ly/5aBG
2053 Jun 18: xtinewu: Shout-out to my man's ex from 12 yrs ago (!!) for calling him for $$ today. #wow
2052 Jun 17: Toledowni: @BadDalaiLama Used to face the "catch" myself. In stand-by flight one's always subject to last-minute "humilliation" (pax w/higher priority) ←Mentions Us!
2051 Jun 17: Toledowni: @BadDalaiLama I guess in that sense you are indeed a yeisayer, a pragmatic-solution, no-no -for-an-answer fella. I would go for it! ←Mentions Us!
2050 Jun 17: brainpicker: Gold! Richard Dreyfuss does a dramatic reading of the iTunes end user license agreement http://j.mp/mIyA9i (HT @openculture)
2049 Jun 17: TelegraphNews: French burka ban descends into farce http://tgr.ph/m2KZl9
2048 Jun 17: Telegraph: Australia to award carbon credits for culling feral camels http://tgr.ph/lhQblA
2047 Jun 17: quippdPsych: RT @miumarketing ‘Sleep on It' Is Sound, Science-Based Advice, Study Suggests http://ow.ly/5k03n #psychology
2046 Jun 17: DalaiLama: Everyone can understand from natural experience and common sense that affection is crucial from the day of birth; it is the basis of life.
2045 Jun 17: philoquotes: The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. ~ Henri Bergson
2044 Jun 17: quippdPsych: Look before you leap: Teens still learning to plan ahead http://bit.ly/jwfV4z
2043 Jun 17: BlondeDuJour: If a woman is single she assumes, too quickly, that every slight, every misery is related to that fact
2042 Jun 17: Morros: And who will help the self-help authors?
2041 Jun 17: philo_quotes: Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. ~ Seneca http://bit.ly/philq
2040 Jun 17: brainpicker: Atul Gawande on how checklists make flying, surgery and Van Halen shows safer http://j.mp/kjUFxY
2039 Jun 17: philoquotes: Hug the shore; let others try the deep. ~ Virgil http://bit.ly/philq
2038 Jun 17: dunebat: @BadDalaiLama Or the aliens could implement one themselves. ←Mentions Us!
2037 Jun 16: TIME: Canadians gone wild | http://ti.me/j3BsQA (via @TIMENewsFeed)
2036 Jun 16: Telegraph: Greek debt crisis causes global market rout: as it happened June 16, 2011 http://tgr.ph/lgQXo7
2035 Jun 16: brainpicker: The cost of Bin Laden? $3 TRILLION over 15 years http://j.mp/iMxBYJ
2034 Jun 16: TelegraphNews: UAE petrol stations run out of fuel http://tgr.ph/luiZ2c
2033 Jun 16: washingtonpost: Twitter claims its first major political casualty http://wapo.st/jhDV7Q #Weiner
2032 Jun 16: ebertchicago: I imagine what it must feel like today to be Mrs. Anthony Weiner, and I feel pity and empathy.
2031 Jun 16: FinancialTimes: Pandora dips below offering price: Pandora, after a ‘pop" of as much as 60% on its debut, has dipped below it... http://on.ft.com/iInfWC
2030 Jun 16: FinancialTimes: Political crisis weighs on Greece: Civil unrest continues on the streets of Athens as George Papandreou, Gree... http://on.ft.com/kIjCHW
2029 Jun 16: etther: Chaos refers to a kind of constrained randomness. Wherever a chaotic process has shaped an environment, a fractal structure is left behind
2028 Jun 16: lonelyplanet: RT @501places: 5 tips for eating strange things on your travels: a fine line between adventurous & stupid http://bit.ly/jH6Ypy #travel #lp
2027 Jun 16: FinancialTimes: Temporary pain relief: Even as the markets factor in a Greek default, the International Monetary Fund appears... http://on.ft.com/lQdkkC
2026 Jun 16: TIME: When metaphors attack! | http://ti.me/l64YeK (via @TIMEMoneyland)
2025 Jun 16: BadDalaiLama: 1 coyote. 1 roadrunner. 1 anvil from the Acme Corporation. Do the math.
2024 Jun 16: MailOnline: America's unlikely king of porn: Meet Richard Cohen, the reclusive straight-A computer geek… http://goo.gl/fb/rThP8
2023 Jun 16: WSJ: Pirates have stock exchanges, too: http://on.wsj.com/kWb7Hy
2022 Jun 16: quippdPsych: RT @DepotMartOutlet Choice and Happiness: Do more choices make us happy? http://t.co/KaPMprr #happiness #psychology
2021 Jun 16: Pokersoul: Son is walking the field, wearing his umbrella hat looking for rocks to make a stoneage-axe with. I am awesome at parenting.
2020 Jun 16: ThatsWright: If I owned a Vespa, I would never turn it on. Instead I would sit on it and go vroom, vroom, ciao, vroom, vroom, ciao.
2019 Jun 16: agnosticcc: Dear Internet: I didn't actually read all those terms and conditions like I said I did.
2018 Jun 16: TheQuotesMan: "Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money." - Robin Williams #FunnyQuotes
2017 Jun 16: quippdPsych: Does driving a Porsche make a man more desirable to women? http://bit.ly/m5kOJx
2016 Jun 16: philoquotes: A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party; there is no battle unless there be two. ~ Seneca
2015 Jun 16: GreatestQuotes: "Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one." - Benjamin Franklin
2014 Jun 16: AtheistQ: "I don't have to be threatened with hell nor do I need to be rewarded with heaven to be a good person."-unknown #atheism
2013 Jun 16: MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama Advice: You are on target Bad Dalai. This time I see myself in what you say, so u r giving REAL spiritual advice. ←Mentions Us!
2012 Jun 16: JerryThomas: Tonight a bunch of my friends and I are going to go out and set some cars on fire because we are indifferent to sports.
2011 Jun 16: agnosticcc: The best thing about being an adult is being able to do WHATEVER you want, as long as it's legal, and doesn't offend anyone in any way.
2010 Jun 16: philoquotes: It is only in our decisions that we are important. ~ Sartre http://bit.ly/philq
2009 Jun 16: GreatestQuotes: "Real difficulties can be overcome; it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable." - Theodore N. Vail
2008 Jun 16: Elisabeth_Lane: 1 anvil, 1 bear trap, and 1 dour, taunting elephant
2007 Jun 16: TheLie_Lama: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore...a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband
2006 Jun 16: MinnieGupta: Don't ever let Jennifer Aniston inspire you
2005 Jun 16: tomgara: To understand Vancouver riots, look to the violent themes of the Bible, says Egyptian Canada expert who doesn't speak English.
2004 Jun 16: TheLie_Lama: Be careful who you open up to. Only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
2003 Jun 16: TheBosha: "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." -Sinclair Lewis presaging the Tea Party in 1935
2002 Jun 16: EvanAndGareth: best picture of me with a flame thrower i can find #mancations!: http://t.co/XcdGnxS
2001 Jun 16: RexHuppke: Boy, I bet the weather tomorrow is really going to be something someone I don't care about is going to discuss with me.
2000 Jun 16: StephenAtHome: Our nation's seniors face another threat - the continual passage of time.
1999 Jun 16: MsLauraShields: Unless it's your job or you're 21 it's not a good look to be going out constantly #getahobby #readabook #sleep
1998 Jun 16: ispeakfemale: This is how we get hurt: We start believing it really could last forever..
1997 Jun 16: GreatestQuotes: "Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out." - Michael Burke
1996 Jun 16: kellyoxford: People who say 'every child is a blessing' forget that all assholes were children.
1995 Jun 16: philo_quotes: We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact. ~ Sartre
1994 Jun 15: ispeakfemale: There are only two types of honest people: small children + drunk people.
1993 Jun 15: jendenbrat: I'm entering mistake rehab! I'll make no more mistakes EVER.
1992 Jun 15: hollyqmills: the camera pulls back and it all comes into focus.
1991 Jun 15: badbanana: How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, practice, practice your iPhone navigation skills.
1990 Jun 15: TheBosha: Looking for a new motivating emotion. I'm too tired for Hate anymore and Shame obviously isn't working.
1989 Jun 15: ispeakfemale: Do whatever makes you happy, cause in the end, you're the only one who's guaranteed to be there.
1988 Jun 15: GreatestQuotes: "Perfectionism is self-abuse of the highest order." - Anne Wilson Schaef
1987 Jun 15: jendenbrat: Oh, I'm not doing much. I just have all the John Williams movie themes squished into one song stuck in my head.
1986 Jun 15: rosariodawson: "The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it's taken place." George Bernard Shaw
1985 Jun 15: nainysahani: Would've added so many hours more to life if we didnt have to sleep. But then sleep is awesome. Alternatively we also could've slept double.
1984 Jun 15: ThatsWright: The 405 is a bad ex who keeps trying to get back together with me and I keep thinking maybe this time it will be different.
1983 Jun 15: preschoolgems: "At the park there's like, no laws."
1982 Jun 15: sbellelauren: if inappropriate behavior online is what constitutes the need to seek treatment then who will run the treatment center when we're all in it
1981 Jun 15: laurenahayes: Good morning http://lockerz.com/s/110895192
1980 Jun 15: laurenahayes: Anthony Weiner and the Online Culture of Narcissism http://nyti.ms/lWUimY
1979 Jun 15: Stonerpreneur: @baddalailama have you thought about investing in a bald cap? ←Mentions Us!
1978 Jun 15: MailOnline: Did you hear the one about the Dalai Lama and the pizza shop? No? Neither did the Dalai Lama… http://goo.gl/fb/TnvTj
1977 Jun 14: jendenbrat: Pee shivers = Urinegasm
1976 Jun 14: BadDalaiLama: Bond and Blofeld join forces. http://twitpic.com/5baahv
1975 Jun 14: ispeakfemale: There are two sides to every story. Occasionally, one of them is actually the truth.
1974 Jun 13: hotforwords: My new fav word is troglodyte: Someone who is brutish, reactionary, or primitive. From Greek troglodytai: trogle (hole) + dyein (to enter).
1973 Jun 13: trixieboots: Is it okay to dispose of Velveeta in the regular trash, or does it have to be taken to some kind of hazardous waste site?
1972 Jun 13: ispeakfemale: It's sad to see how many people are so full of themselves that I don't think they will ever realize how empty they are.
1971 Jun 13: hollyqmills: No longer able to distinguish between asceticism and anhedonia.
1970 Jun 13: sciencedaily: Faster computer graphics: Digitally mimicking photographic blur caused by moving objects: Researchers have... http://tinyurl.com/43ku9ws
1969 Jun 13: philo_quotes: We do not know what is really good or bad fortune. ~ Rousseau
1968 Jun 13: sbellelauren: do me a favor? please wish my roommate @MariaShehata happy birthday. she is hilarious & adorable & single & this is cheaper than a card
1967 Jun 13: princeboucher: A pissing fire hydrant! http://say.ly/kdKpu7
1966 Jun 13: princeboucher: @BadDalaiLama That's so funny you said that. I had a dream about her last night before I read this tweet. ←Mentions Us!
1965 Jun 13: sbellelauren: i cannot suspend my disbelief enough to watch super 8 i'm sorry kids do NOT play outside anymore
1964 Jun 13: laurenahayes: Spider and I sit watching the sunrise
1963 Jun 13: brainpicker: Gold – Sean Young's Polaroids from the set of Blade Runner http://j.mp/jBd02O
1962 Jun 13: CrankyPappy: CrankyPappy on Stuff: most possessions are about regret for the past or fear of the future. Ditch your stuff & ditch your regret & fear.
1961 Jun 13: CrankyPappy: CrankyPappy's simple plan for living within your means: Don't spend more than you earn, knucklehead.
1960 Jun 13: TIME: Bueller? Bueller? Top 10 Quotable movies | http://ti.me/mdpQRc
1959 Jun 13: CrankyPappy: CrankyPappy is idle, but idle doesn't mean doing nothing. It means being free to do what I want.
1958 Jun 13: Telegraph: Travel advice: scenic driving routes in France http://tgr.ph/l63DlO
1957 Jun 13: GreatestQuotes: "Great minds have purpose, others have wishes." - Washington Irving
1956 Jun 13: hollyqmills: Poof! You're a sandwich.
1955 Jun 13: TheEconomist: Does psychopathology thrive at the top levels of power, politically and financially? http://econ.st/k6ivtK
1954 Jun 13: nytimes: Link by Link: Shedding Hazy Light on a Midnight Ride http://nyti.ms/lfMfQm
1953 Jun 13: MailOnline: The musty tunnels 70ft under Dover that altered the course of the war are now open to the… http://goo.gl/fb/EXBkt
1952 Jun 12: hollyqmills: My spirit animal is Lisa Simpson.
1951 Jun 12: TheQuotesMan: ''Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.'' - Anonymous #FunnyQuotes
1950 Jun 12: CrankyPappy: My business card says "Philosophical Social Cynic."
1949 Jun 12: TheBosha: Don't photograph anything that's already available as a postcard and you may actually be there for your vacation.
1948 Jun 12: GreatestQuotes: "The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it." - Alan Saporta
1947 Jun 12: philo_quotes: Avarice, the spur of industry. ~ David Hume
1946 Jun 12: laurenahayes: Thanks for the PSA! RT @andykleinman: If you're one of the many dudes hitting on @laurenahayes tonight, be careful she has the flu.
1945 Jun 12: Telegraph: Hundreds turn out for London Slutwalk http://tgr.ph/myyj97
1944 Jun 12: CrankyPappy: Everything I know about life, I learned in a Paul Simon song. No wonder I'm depressed.
1943 Jun 12: TheEconomist: As several internet start-ups prepare for initial public offerings, some question their financial sustainability http://econ.st/ly2x6Z
1942 Jun 12: andykleinman: Hollywood douchebags... long time no see... keep on keeping on!
1941 Jun 12: philosophytweet: Amazing: RT @rocknrolltweets: Listening to Ry Cooder's "Ely Nevada." http://amzn.to/jKlC1j
1940 Jun 12: trixieboots: Thunder, lightning, rain. Add a stay at McLean Hospital and there's a James Taylor song in there somewhere.
1939 Jun 12: ispeakfemale: To let a fool kiss you is bad, but to let a kiss fool you is worse.
1938 Jun 12: ispeakfemale: If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
1937 Jun 12: lonelyplanet: Top 10 Eastern European getaways http://bit.ly/dHZxnO #lp
1936 Jun 12: MsLauraShields: Pic of the day #chains http://lockerz.com/s/109876197
1935 Jun 11: brainpicker: "You can't connect the dots looking forward. You can only connect them looking backwards." Steve Jobs http://j.mp/lUcCFi
1934 Jun 11: nytimes: When it Comes to Scandal, Girls Won't Be Boys http://nyti.ms/iTrtiE
1933 Jun 11: CrankyPappy: Don't worry about the world. You don't control the world. Worry about you. If you're lucky, you have some control over you.
1932 Jun 11: CrankyPappy: I didn't get where I am today by .... Oh cancel that thought ... I live under a bridge.
1931 Jun 11: badbanana: Anthony Weiner has entered a twelve-step program. All twelve steps are "Seriously, don't send it."
1930 Jun 11: princeboucher: The number 1 question that qualifies a potential spouse: "Are you an accredited investor?"
1929 Jun 11: washingtonpost: Stock markets plunge as losing streak extends to six weeks, longest since 2002 http://wapo.st/kOtdDH
1928 Jun 11: washingtonpost: In Mexico, for the cartel boss who has everything, the latest piece of military hardware is the "narco tank" http://wapo.st/iWlJpI
1927 Jun 11: quippdPsych: RT @PsychoBest Five Reasons Childfree Adults May Be Happier Than Parents http://dlvr.it/Vy60B #psychology
1926 Jun 11: RexHuppke: I like going into Whole Foods in my gluten costume and scaring the crap out of everyone.
1925 Jun 11: LosAngelesTaste: 25 things about LAX http://sns.mx/e3eky6
1924 Jun 11: MailOnline: Are human beings extinction proof? Evolution expert makes startling claim after Doomsday… http://goo.gl/fb/B8aGI
1923 Jun 11: laurenahayes: Thank you :) RT @BadDalaiLama: @laurenahayes Rediscovered! Lola's tweets still make me smile! ←Mentions Us!
1922 Jun 10: ebertchicago: Psychiatrist says Weiner and DSK are *not* immoral, but classic narcissistic misbehavers. In women, it's shoplifting. http://bit.ly/mhk7fS
1921 Jun 10: oliverburkeman: Do what you love, and the money will follow! Or the police. Depends what it is, I guess. #modifiedinspirationalquotes
1920 Jun 10: MailOnline: Paris parties her problems away as she leaves Hollywood club looking worse for wear: Perhaps… http://goo.gl/fb/eohqq
1919 Jun 10: nytimes: Hudson River's ‘Miracle' Lands at Museum in the South http://nyti.ms/iHCNOe
1918 Jun 10: washingtonpost: In the age of #Twitter, can no sin remain secret? Britain's privacy battles: http://wapo.st/m1b5HO
1917 Jun 10: CrankyPappy: When I hear "I had no choice" I smell bullshit. We almost always have choices.
1916 Jun 10: nytimes: Airlines, Flush Now With Revenue and Passengers, Fear a Downturn http://nyti.ms/kgKBvu
1915 Jun 10: princeboucher: Today, my third #ff is dedicated to my bellarusian princess, entrepreneur, artist, and simply just an amazing person @NinelleEfremova
1914 Jun 10: sbellelauren: hey. you know what else causes cancer? absolutely everything. calm down.
1913 Jun 10: TheBosha: The Fed reports that home equity has plunged from 61 to 38% which means if you're not divorced yet, you missed the window.
1912 Jun 10: oliverburkeman: Brilliant photo of A. Weiner in the NYT today by @RaminTalaie, complete with potential for some kind of chortlesome gag http://is.gd/2FF8De
1911 Jun 10: MailOnline: British troops could turn into rapists (and little girls learn to flirt through kissing their… http://goo.gl/fb/XNrG7
1910 Jun 10: Telegraph: Molten rock forms lava lake in Hawaii http://tgr.ph/kAPuZj
1909 Jun 10: Sheamus: Tweet rate drops 28% across Republicans and Democrats following Weinergate scandal. http://bit.ly/ipRY5Y
1908 Jun 10: TIME: Why America's economic 'recovery' might not be recovery at all | http://ti.me/llA4dm
1907 Jun 10: latimes: Crackdown on casting companies' fees thrusts extras into the spotlight http://lat.ms/jNETw0
1906 Jun 10: TIME: Singapore overtakes Vegas as second-largest gambling hotspot | http://ti.me/lOEXUH (via @TIMENewsFeed)
1905 Jun 10: lonelyplanet: Most iconic human-made structures http://bit.ly/fJD7eo #lp
1904 Jun 10: TheBosha: My love for sitting outside at dusk is shared by millions...of mosquitos.
1903 Jun 9: TheBosha: You can rage against big federal government OR blame the White House for not "creating" jobs, not both ya idjuts.
1902 Jun 9: hollyqmills: How do I configure my firewall to make me stop googling giant jellyfish?
1901 Jun 9: TheBosha: Guess where I am. C'mon guess! http://t.co/HRCQxnX
1900 Jun 9: princeboucher: How Will Musicians Earn Money in the Future? http://ht.ly/5ebdh
1899 Jun 9: nytimes: The Periodic Table Expands Once Again http://nyti.ms/lhK6ZX
1898 Jun 8: laurenahayes: White dice can't see their own black spots
1897 Jun 8: laurenahayes: You say psuedo-retardation, I say prodigious savantism
1896 Jun 8: newscientist: Madness industry: How one man sparked a strange, sweeping misdiagnosis of America's children http://bit.ly/kXCqwV
1895 Jun 8: Telegraph: The Faroe Islands: the perfect break http://tgr.ph/jIpIff
1894 Jun 8: Telegraph: Camelot: discovering the legend of King Arthur around Britain http://tgr.ph/izIkMz
1893 Jun 8: washingtonpost: Political wives increasingly skip the confessional press conference http://wapo.st/ms7waZ
1892 Jun 7: nytimes: Bits: Impact of iCloud on File-Sharing Services http://nyti.ms/inaf6i
1891 Jun 7: ArtRevelation: Roamin in Rome with Romans - Maia and I had the privilege of roaming in Rome with Romans. It was a hot... http://tumblr.com/xeg2vwpvg3
1890 Jun 7: ArtRevelation: In Florence, Italy. Beautiful city. Visited Dante's house. Incredible views. Europe has been so good to Jimmy & I. Europpo.tumblr.com
1889 Jun 7: brainpicker: Ooh! BBC has a fantastic video archive of iconic theoretical physicist Richard Feynman http://j.mp/iGCn7q
1888 Jun 7: crankfetter: The decision to put on pants has been made.
1887 Jun 7: philo_quotes: He who says there is no such thing as an honest man, you may be sure is himself a knave. ~ George Berkeley
1886 Jun 7: TheBosha: . @Sarah_PallinUSA Well aren't YOU a fine one to be all correct-y.
1885 Jun 6: trevlutz: I hope Entropy is hot! RT @BadDalaiLama We all have a date with entropy. ←Mentions Us!
1884 Jun 6: Telegraph: Titanic II sinks on maiden voyage http://tgr.ph/jZZpoQ
1883 Jun 6: Telegraph: Twilight's Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner kiss at MTV Awards http://tgr.ph/mp5A5q
1882 Jun 6: MailOnline: Prehistoric building frenzy revealed as vast number of enclosures are precision dated with… http://goo.gl/fb/9l5a1
1881 Jun 5: TheLie_Lama: The past cannot be changed, forgotten, edited, Undone or erased. It can only be accepted.
1880 Jun 5: laurenahayes: Right now http://lockerz.com/s/107812711
1879 Jun 4: MelAlmighty: They laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing anymore.
1878 Jun 4: NeverWasTwain: Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost
1877 Jun 4: HuffingtonPost: France bans the words 'Facebook' and 'Twitter' from TV, Radio http://huff.to/jHeuGR http://huff.to/jq6M9N
1876 Jun 4: philo_quotes: Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. ~ Kant
1875 Jun 4: nytimes: Video: Inside Venezuela's prison paradise, where inmates shuck oysters and carry guns http://nyti.ms/iCVmQy
1874 Jun 2: TIME: Without clicking the link, guess how many online adults in the U.S. are on Twitter? You clicked! | http://ti.me/mxgWMQ
1873 Jun 2: TIME: Muammar Gaddafi's options for a peaceful exit may have finally run out | http://ti.me/kThS95
1872 Jun 2: TheEconomist: American economic activity appears to be disappointing as it joins the broad global economic deceleration http://econ.st/kd70hT
1871 Jun 2: washingtonpost: Scientists discover "worms from hell" in South African gold mines http://wapo.st/m8FBhI
1870 Jun 1: washingtonpost: They say there's one born every minute, but is the internet speeding up the birthing process? http://wapo.st/kbUfUt
1869 Jun 1: washingtonpost: In reversal, #Egypt limits #Gaza border crossings to 350-400 travelers per day http://wapo.st/lpmxYK
1868 Jun 1: MailOnline: Women have called the shots at home for millions of years, scientists claim: Scientists may… http://goo.gl/fb/3bsH3
1867 Jun 1: Sheamus: The 5 Stages Of ‘Getting' Twitter. http://bit.ly/kAjjH0
1866 Jun 1: Telegraph: Woburn Safari Park uses online reputation managers to bury damaging headlines on Google http://tgr.ph/k7wStR
1865 Jun 1: latimes: Body parts found in trash bin may be remains of woman's ex-boyfriend, police say http://lat.ms/jOQARr RT @lanow
1864 Jun 1: TIME: Top 10 evil animals (Make a disgustingly cute montage out of this, Internet) | http://ti.me/juemFo
1863 Jun 1: TheEconomist: It isn't always easy to make sense of the euphemistic way in which British English is often employed http://econ.st/k7kNST
1862 Jun 1: nytimes: Mexico City Journal: A Vision of an Oasis Beneath the Sprawl http://nyti.ms/k30ajU
1861 Jun 1: ebertchicago: Clint Eastwood's birthday, and how Dirty Harry got a female partner. (Earlier tweet led to a bad page) http://bit.ly/iITAYs
1860 Jun 1: TIME: A fellowship is offering students $100,000 not to attend college | http://ti.me/l6TUCU (via @TIMENewsFeed)
1859 May 31: brainpicker: New research confirms Dunbar's theory: We can only have 150 friends http://j.mp/jKx7AW Exclusive interview with Dunbar http://j.mp/bUETk7
1858 May 30: TelegraphNews: Swedish king denies improprieties as scandal grows http://tgr.ph/myJ4go
1857 May 30: washingtonpost: Compared with other disasters, tornadoes have small environmental impact http://wapo.st/kXq0Wl
1856 May 30: washingtonpost: Defections, protests hit Libyan regime http://wapo.st/iiZzC2
1855 May 30: laurenahayes: Spending the day on my Intex Megayacht http://lockerz.com/s/106257727
1854 May 30: laurenahayes: "Life has no meaning. Each of us has meaning and we bring it to life. It is a waste to be asking the question when you are the answer."
1853 May 30: latimes: Woman found pushing trash can with body parts in Ontario is suspected of murder http://lat.ms/kAhrSv RT @lanow
1852 May 30: laurenahayes: "Don't park six blocks away from your destination in fear you won't find a closer space. Go to where you want to be." http://hvrd.me/kVxb21
1851 May 30: laurenahayes: "You are much deeper, much broader, much brighter than any idea you could have of yourself." -Harry Palmer
1850 May 29: danywino: Me encanta el pelón @BadDalaiLama es genial en su crudeza. Realmente será gringo, o ése es su disfraz? ←Mentions Us!
1849 May 29: TIME: Why do we hope for the best despite all the negative in the world? That's the optimism bias | http://ti.me/mbLH8Z
1848 May 29: MailOnline: Seventy-four with a six-pack: Meet the grandmother who is the world's oldest female… http://goo.gl/fb/CRYXV
1847 May 29: ebertchicago: Trapped by the Boob Cam: she employs a camera hidden in her sweater to film men checking out her boobs. http://bit.ly/khGMC2
1846 May 28: xanadu_xero: @BadDalaiLama I think you're TOTALLY BOSS so forgive me but re drugs: No they do not. They amp up what was already there. ←Mentions Us!
1845 May 27: preschoolgems: "I can hear you saying everything in my head even when I'm not near you."
1844 May 27: TelegraphNews: Air France crash: black box recordings reveal the final minutes of the doomed plane http://tgr.ph/jyCd4X
1843 May 27: TheEconomist: The electoral heft of elderly voters may doom creative proposals to save Medicare http://econ.st/mG9PsL
1842 May 27: NanoRaptor: pushed this heavy bugger around and into place @ the national motor racing museum today - http://www.danaquarium.com/tmp/goss_coupe.jpg
1841 May 27: latimes: A worst-case scenario for drivers caught in Missouri tornado http://lat.ms/jiMWW9
1840 May 27: ThatsWright: This describes perfectly how I feel about Los Angeles (and I grew up here) - http://www.thewordinthestone.com/#!108
1839 May 27: TIME: Cool: Google's new data facility is cooled by seawater | http://ti.me/kZJkfS (via @Techland)
1838 May 27: nytimes: Witchy Town's Worry: Do Too Many Psychics Spoil the Brew? http://nyti.ms/mpPGC2
1837 May 26: nytimes: Filmmaker J. J. Abrams is a crowd teaser, writes @frankbruni in an @nytimesmagazine profile: http://nyti.ms/lVxOtm
1836 May 26: TheEconomist: The Birthers ask, was 21st president Chester Arthur a real citizen of the United States? http://econ.st/lVGiAg
1835 May 26: WSJ: Disney has withdrawn its trademark application for "SEAL Team 6," the Navy group that killed bin Laden http://on.wsj.com/l97qPA
1834 May 26: brainpicker: China used labor camp detainees in lucrative internet gaming work http://j.mp/jYZUZU The flipside of Reality Is Broken http://j.mp/fhEMef
1833 May 26: TheEconomist: Could untapped offshore oil reserves solve Greece's debt crisis? http://econ.st/lZwAXU
1832 May 26: crankfetter: For sale: 4 decades of anti-capitalist rage. Contents under pressure. Will trade for booze.
1831 May 26: TelegraphNews: Ratko Mladic arrested: siege of Sarajevo background http://tgr.ph/kykDdt
1830 May 26: quippdPsych: Inability to cry in patients with Sjogrens syndrome affect emotional and mental well-being http://bit.ly/k5EFg2
1829 May 26: GreatestQuotes: "Doubt can only be removed by action." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
1828 May 26: philoquotes: The logic of the world is prior to all truth and falsehood. ~ Wittgenstein http://bit.ly/philq
1827 May 26: TheEconomist: How spammers and robots exploit humans on Amazon's Mechanical Turk service http://econ.st/iYbqkm
1826 May 26: garamiredux: Irony is precious. Do not waste it on idle thoughts.
1825 May 26: garamiredux: Arnold is Numero Uno http://t.co/sak0qqE via @twitpic
1824 May 26: philoquotes: No eulogy is due to him who simply does his duty and nothing more. ~ Saint Augustine
1823 May 26: garamiredux: Relocate your thoughts. Instead of the brain, use your hands and feet. Move.
1822 May 26: TheBosha: Few things are punished more reliably than originality.
1821 May 26: RexHuppke: Someday, Berenstain Bears, when my kids are grown, I will cap your self-righteous, hairy asses and use you for rugs. Someday.
1820 May 26: noahWG: FYI, Hollywood action movie producers, you can't ignite gasoline vapors with a lit cigarette (thx, science!) http://j.mp/mQuWOs
1819 May 25: ExpertPrimate: Step 1 to a better marriage: Look more like the fake couple in the picture.
1818 May 25: brainpicker: Malcolm McDowell looks back on Kubrick's Clockwork Orange http://j.mp/m5haN3
1817 May 25: ispeakfemale: If someone is meant to be in your life, all the open doors and windows in the world won't make them leave.
1816 May 25: MailOnline: Who's that girl? Scarlett Johansson the chameleon pays homage to classic movie stars in… http://goo.gl/fb/mWZHg
1815 May 25: SethMacFarlane: Funny Movie Flubs: At one point in "Contact", if you look very closely, you can see Jodie Foster sleep with… A MAN?!?!
1814 May 25: GreatestQuotes: "Necessity is the mother of taking chances." - Mark Twain
1813 May 25: TIME: This "law" stuff sure is tricky: Even your private, friends-only Facebook material can be used against you in court | http://ti.me/iTLG8b
1812 May 25: brainpicker: The world's busiest pedestrian crossing: Video from Tokyo's Shibuya neighborhood http://j.mp/lCoHno
1811 May 25: nytimes: Interactive: Aerial #photos of #Joplin, Missouri before and after the tornado http://nyti.ms/jkXcD2
1810 May 25: TIME: Once upon a time, a group of Nazi scientists tried to create an army of talking dogs | http://ti.me/ltaJnh (via @TIMENewsFeed)
1809 May 25: brainpicker: How to be a film director – surprisingly timeless advice from 1920 http://twitpic.com/4vxwem (via @Alyssa_Milano)
1808 May 25: latimes: #Joplin tornado before/after satellite images to compare http://lat.ms/l1wysn @LATimesPhotos
1807 May 25: lonelyplanet: Top 10 Ireland for first-timers -- by @candri http://bit.ly/gXzhak #lp
1806 May 25: noahWG: I never understood why keeping up with the Kardashians was so hard until I joined them for a walk in 5-inch stilettos.
1805 May 25: TheBosha: Such a beautiful vehicle to arrive in. http://t.co/YJyweQ4
1804 May 25: TheEconomist: Clearing up confusion on the use of 'shall' http://econ.st/iU4429
1803 May 25: brainpicker: Wow. More than two days worth of video uploaded to YouTube every minute http://j.mp/kq3jct
1802 May 25: newscientist: Quake engineer: Earthquakes don't kill, buildings do http://bit.ly/l9pRFc
1801 May 25: FinancialTimes: Singapore Air to launch long-haul budget airline: Carrier to battle for Asian long-haul budget passengers wit... http://on.ft.com/iCSKqN
1800 May 25: newscientist: Rinderpest: Humans eradicate a disease for only second time ever http://bit.ly/cZM0cY
1799 May 25: MailOnline: Mother with 'Hollywood amnesia' has second childhood after her brain is ERASED at age 22: The… http://goo.gl/fb/XAazh
1798 May 25: washingtonpost: Violent thunderstorms leave 9 dead in Oklahoma, Arkansas, Kansas, days after Joplin tornado http://wapo.st/kfjI4F
1797 May 25: laurenahayes: I'm at Zürich Airport (ZRH) (Flughafenstrasse, Kloten) w/ 4 others http://4sq.com/lF41ra
1796 May 25: ChefTariqHanna: @BadDalaiLama Cnn's reporting a tornado heading that way at 45 mph. ←Mentions Us!
1795 May 25: jlctb1: @BadDalaiLama south and west ←Mentions Us!
1794 May 25: ereva: @BadDalaiLama foolish. 70mph winds, hail and rotation spotted. Apparently you need to experience it first hand to learn respect. ←Mentions Us!
1793 May 25: ChefTariqHanna: @BadDalaiLama Look for Anderson Cooper's shock of white hair, you'll find it! ←Mentions Us!
1792 May 25: lunarchic: @BadDalaiLama http://t.co/EN7hsRC ←Mentions Us!
1791 May 25: lunarchic: @BadDalaiLama it's further south than where you are. ←Mentions Us!
1790 May 24: TheEconomist: Alternative medical treatments rarely work. But the placebo effect they induce sometimes does http://econ.st/mBkeVb
1789 May 24: washingtonpost: Libyans ‘robbed our own bank' to fund uprising http://wapo.st/jvH2cW
1788 May 24: lonelyplanet: RT @danielmccrohan Would you like an en suite bed with your shower cubicle, sir? #cheapesthotelinsingapore #LP http://twitpic.com/50tyvy
1787 May 24: sciencedaily: Researchers show aging brain's reduced ability to respond to experience: Researchers have published new da... http://tinyurl.com/3haknb2
1786 May 24: TheEconomist: What makes children who succeed at school and prosper in life different from those who do not? http://econ.st/lCI0VG
1785 May 24: TelegraphNews: Barack Obama's mother: the hidden influence on the American president http://tgr.ph/mxO5Z1
1784 May 24: newscientist: Networked utopia where the devil takes the hindmost http://bit.ly/mvaF1F
1783 May 24: TIME: Scientists have been searching for inhabitable planets for years. Are there more 'Earths' out there than we thought? | http://ti.me/kmLwd3
1782 May 24: nytimes: Speaking of Spain, the @frugaltraveler is exploring the Cabo de Gata-Nijar Nature Reserve: http://nyti.ms/kjkN1t
1781 May 24: HuffingtonPost: Bird's eye view of the damage in Joplin, Missouri http://huff.to/lci1Zj
1780 May 24: TIME: Are audiences over 3D movies? | http://ti.me/kAPDRp (via @Techland)
1779 May 24: washingtonpost: Bradley Manning's #Facebook history uncovered by @FrontlinePBS http://wapo.st/lPjmTw #WikiLeaks
1778 May 24: nytimes: Our reporters have answered a batch of readers' questions on the #Joplin #tornado: http://nyti.ms/msc6cL
1777 May 24: newscientist: The internet keeps growing but how to cut its energy appetite? Pack more data into a single laser http://bit.ly/lqJORU
1776 May 23: laurenahayes: I'm at Le Méridien Barcelona (Calle Rambles 111, Barcelona) http://4sq.com/kFJApU
1775 May 23: AngelaHeigl: "@BadDalaiLama: Identity etched on the skin is a weak substitute for identity defined by accomplishment." Absolute truth. Amen. ←Mentions Us!
1774 May 22: DalaiLama: HHDL greeting players before the Indian Premier League (IPL) cricket match in Dharamsala, India, on May 21, 2011. http://twitpic.com/50zjg6
1773 May 22: laurenahayes: Rapture Ready: The Science of Self Delusion http://bit.ly/m34xIw
1772 May 22: latimes: Believers feel let down by rapture's no-show http://lat.ms/mNPCAj
1771 May 22: TheEconomist: Is a bubble in higher education even possible when there is no asset to be sold? http://econ.st/it5SI2
1770 May 22: nytimes: Despite Careful Calculations, the World Does Not End http://nyti.ms/j9exUo
1769 May 22: nytimes: Old Soviet Nuclear Site in Asia Has Unlikely Sentinel: The U.S. http://nyti.ms/kpPqED
1768 May 21: Telegraph: Dominique Strauss-Kahn: new claims of sexual misconduct add to pressure on former IMF chief http://tgr.ph/joInmU
1767 May 21: nytimes: In the Golan Heights, Anxious Eyes Look East http://nyti.ms/kXkzrU
1766 May 20: SocialPsych: Is "Fear Deficit" a Harbinger of Future Psychopaths? http://bit.ly/ll8gy6
1765 May 20: sbellelauren: wait how does a milkshake makes boys come to your yard I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
1764 May 20: TIME: Need to command a room? Speak at 3.5 words per second. It's science | http://ti.me/jmVr1q (via @TIMEHealthland)
1763 May 20: newscientist: Science-fiction classics that have rewired your brain http://bit.ly/lrE8G7
1762 May 20: hotforwords: The sweetest pilots in the world! http://t.co/6Tub3m0
1761 May 20: hotforwords: Like a G5! Like a G5! Gorbachev is getting spoiled! Lol http://t.co/2WUDsBZ
1760 May 20: abmarkman: Playing violent video games can lead you to dehumanize others. http://tinyurl.com/3llof3f
1759 May 20: hotforwords: Gorby is sooo excited to fly to NY! http://t.co/AMHjat4
1758 May 20: philoquotes: I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them. ~ Spinoza
1757 May 20: dunebat: My thoughts on the new Area 51 book (Goth.net): http://bit.ly/lk1pJw (Mirrored @lunaticoutpost http://bit.ly/k0Kisx)
1756 May 20: princeboucher: The funeral of flowers. http://t.co/lleGNrs
1755 May 20: avphibes: Okay guys, awesome plan: at 6:00 tomorrow, throw a pile of clothes on the ground and hide. Best prank ever!
1754 May 20: speakinggump: Blame the Prime Directive: http://t.co/oAa5plA "Judgment isn't a bad thing"
1753 May 19: TIME: The Blind Film Critic tells us what really makes a movie great | http://ti.me/lbKhoH (via @TIMENewsFeed)
1752 May 19: nytimes: RT @nytjim: Here's the NYT report on #DSK bail decision; electronic monitoring; armed guard; home detention in NYC. http://nyti.ms/mugSvA
1751 May 19: WSJ: Yes, it's true: the "door close" button in elevators is just there for your amusement http://on.wsj.com/lHYfPR
1750 May 19: TIME: Pornovation: How did Playboy get nudity on to the iPad? | http://ti.me/lkb6AI (via @Techland)
1749 May 19: lonelyplanet: RT @airtreks: Best airports in the world to enjoy yourself (and how to do it). http://su.pr/A2VMID #travel #lp
1748 May 19: nytimes: Trump's For-Profit School Said to Be Under Investigation http://nyti.ms/j76MXk
1747 May 19: quippdPsych: Is fear deficit a harbinger of future psychopaths? http://bit.ly/lVm6cK
1746 May 19: sbellelauren: fact: most tweets are sent while crying in a rite-aid parking lot
1745 May 19: McBuddah: Beats paint-balling, surely?? BBC News - German insurer Munich Re held orgy for salesmen - http://bbc.in/iKtNCG
1744 May 19: AncientProverbs: Of all the strategems, to know when to quit is the best. -Chinese Proverbs
1743 May 19: philoquotes: I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. ~ Cicero http://bit.ly/philq
1742 May 19: aedison: Realizing that in all my favorite movies white people "deserve" things mainly because they really want them.
1741 May 19: kellyoxford: RAPTURE NOTE- I hope they all float beautifully up into the sky like their artwork, because I'm not cleaning up bodies on Sunday.
1740 May 19: GreatestQuotes: "It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters in the end." - Ursula Le Guin
1739 May 19: AllGreatQuotes: "What you think of yourself is much more important than what others think of you." - Seneca http://bit.ly/8YAF1u
1738 May 19: Kurt_Vonnegut: Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
1737 May 19: SethMacFarlane: Someone should tell Palin that using the term "lamestream media" makes her sound like an '80's movie bully. But maybe I'm just a spazwad.
1736 May 19: NeverWasTwain: Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
1735 May 19: GreatestQuotes: "Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter least." - Goethe
1734 May 19: nainysahani: Priceless. Gene Weingarten: "Restraint of trademark" - The Washington Post http://me.lt/7X7oE #stetson #asshats
1733 May 19: DalaiLama: HHDL recalls his early childhood in this clip from his talk at the University of Minnesota on May 8, 2011. http://youtu.be/_zln3n27ZdY
1732 May 19: GreatestQuotes: "Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony." - Mahatma Gandhi
1731 May 19: kellyoxford: Zsa Zsa, Eva and Magda Gabor were the Cold War's Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian.
1730 May 18: mecotterill: @BadDalaiLama Will my tin foil hat still work in the alternate universe? ←Mentions Us!
1729 May 18: preschoolgems: "This isn't like taxi drivers to paradise or something, you have to get on your own horse and ride."
1728 May 18: Kyoks1: @BadDalaiLama and the more they do, the less value it has. ←Mentions Us!
1727 May 17: kellyoxford: Exclusive photo of Arnold's illegitimate child!!! http://twitpic.com/4yv2a1
1726 May 17: FlyoverJoel: Norwegian Independence Day is big in the Twin Cities. I can't wait for tonight's "Rain of Fish" where children attach lutefisk to fireworks.
1725 May 17: GreatestQuotes: "We will either find a way, or make one." - Hannibal
1724 May 17: FlyoverJoel: There is nothing better than putting on clothes warm from the dryer and then playing a rousing game of "Where is the dryer sheet?"
1723 May 17: beingtheo: Arnold Schwarzenegger releases plans for his next movie. "The Impregnator"
1722 May 17: NanoRaptor: Blob. http://www.danaquarium.com/tmp/tigerbunneh.jpg
1721 May 17: agnosticcc: If I can just make one person happy today, it'll be the most people I've ever made happy in one day.
1720 May 17: GreatestQuotes: "Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better." - Albert Camus
1719 May 17: ArtRevelation: You do not become instantly wise overnight. Through self reflection of our experiences, mistakes & decisions we understand the game of life.
1718 May 16: QuantumJester: @BadDalaiLama who drew the face on the egg? ←Mentions Us!
1717 May 16: MGLeet: Finally a proper shoutout to their awesome blogs. http://bit.ly/jVxteJ @BadDalaiLama @WtfFilm @SOflix @sexdrugbloodgut @JeffAlexanderN ←Mentions Us!
1716 May 16: sbellelauren: whenever i think about getting married, i just read through all your tweets. all better!
1715 May 16: amandamcardle: But everyone learns their lessons and soldiers on. And at the end of the day it's for a reason.
1714 May 16: agnosticcc: Godspeed is probably faster than my DSL 5mbps connection speed, because he's God.
1713 May 16: the_anastasia: I'm happiest in my natural habitat, the Internet.
1712 May 15: hotforwords: Still up! Look at this beautiful picture i took last year! http://twitpic.com/4xzi7i
1711 May 15: philo_quotes: The first and greatest victory is to conquer yourself. ~ Plato
1710 May 15: ladygaga: http://twitpic.com/4xtnac - 10MillionMonsters! I'm speechless, we did it! Its an illness how I love you. Leaving London smiling.
1709 May 14: TIME: New 'Pirates of the Caribbean' sinks at Cannes | http://ti.me/ly1p4j
1708 May 14: RexHuppke: I'm the Bruce Jenner of wishing I'd never heard of the Kardashians.
1707 May 14: Sports_Greats: We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing.-Oliver Wendell Holmes
1706 May 14: philoquotes: Genius... means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. ~ William James http://bit.ly/philq
1705 May 14: Heaney_Watson: The Heaney Watson Daily is out! http://bit.ly/czPmEw ▸ Top stories today via @traineesol @divorcesecrets @baddalailama @irishmediator ←Mentions Us!
1704 May 14: jonathan_katz: If in fact there is an opposite universe does that mean that somewhere in the universe there is a guy like me bringing in the garbage?
1703 May 14: hotforwords: For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else.
1702 May 14: Morros: You can't use your death wish to wish for more death wishes.
1701 May 14: philosophytweet: Time is a currency.
1700 May 14: ThatsWright: Dads are my favorite thing to watch at a childrens recital.
1699 May 14: AtheistQ: "Unthinking faith is a curious offering to be made to the creator of the human mind."
1698 May 14: HuffingtonPost: Disney trademarks name of Navy unit that killed bin Laden http://huff.to/m6ynHa
1697 May 14: badbanana: Just met my new neighbor. Nice guy. Kinda quiet. http://twitpic.com/4xl6iz
1696 May 14: FlyoverJoel: Bin Laden's porn stash is probably being cataloged right now so it can be put on display at the Clinton Presidential Library.
1695 May 14: HuffingtonPost: Man tracks down stolen laptop using Twitter from hundreds of miles away http://huff.to/m2yjBs
1694 May 14: TheBosha: Oh! My life is just so awful! say millions of people with the twin luxuries of time and an Internet connection.
1693 May 14: ebertchicago: OMG! The great Ben Hecht's original James Bond script has been discovered. http://bit.ly/j3yeBC
1692 May 14: washingtonpost: "EU to Denmark: Instituting border checks may violate law, EU will make sure law is respected http://wapo.st/iQId1U"
1691 May 14: philoquotes: It is the nature of the wise to resist pleasures, but the foolish to be a slave to them. ~ Epictetus http://bit.ly/philq
1690 May 14: JerryThomas: I would disembowel myself but I haven't got the guts.
1689 May 14: ThatsWright: Orphans - Family Friendly movies' best friend.
1688 May 14: TIME: Bin Laden hideout contained "fairly extensive" porn collection | http://ti.me/klyy82 (via @Techland)
1687 May 14: latimes: OMG, a totally awesome guide to the Valley http://lat.ms/e49bzt
1686 May 13: TelegraphNews: Roswell: 'a Soviet plot to create US panic involving a stealth plane piloted by Dr Joseph Mengele' http://tgr.ph/lYlech
1685 May 13: AllGreatQuotes: Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about." - Oscar Wilde http://bit.ly/7N9Frd
1684 May 13: MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama Back to Success Rejected: Your insight may actually help me with issues I am struggling with in my life. Thanks! ←Mentions Us!
1683 May 13: MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama Success rejected: Wow. Bad Dalai: This is one of your best #insights. I tip my hat to you. ←Mentions Us!
1682 May 13: nytimes: Iceland's Big Thaw http://nyti.ms/lKA0Sf
1681 May 13: Kyoks1: La mejor manera d conocer a alguien es con los años. Aparte d eso, puedes inferir su naturaliza en base a pequeñas pistas.via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
1680 May 13: LosAngelesTaste: Former desert resort to become UC Irvine research center http://sns.mx/e7dGy4
1679 May 13: HuffingtonPost: How bin Laden emailed without being detected by the US http://huff.to/j2WJP5
1678 May 13: TelegraphNews: Mona Lisa crypt 'found' http://tgr.ph/j5Nmfx
1677 May 13: TheEconomist: No one wants to pay for music. Yet investors are splurging on music firms http://econ.st/kXFOQR
1676 May 13: garamiredux: My favorite crazy philosopher on Twitter. He is like Yoda, only with a machete #FF @NihilDeNada
1675 May 13: garamiredux: I read Kierkegaard and I despair. I read @BadDalaiLama and I wanna kick your collective asses. ←Mentions Us!
1674 May 13: StirringTrouble: Imagine somewhere out there Theresa May is reading your tweets and registering every single one in her mind.
1673 May 12: luisgonzalezesc: @BadDalaiLama I have recently noticed that, as days go by, you look less like an evil @DalaiLama and more like a good @Lord_Voldemort7 ←Mentions Us!
1672 May 12: PritsWire: @BadDalaiLama there's a fine line between hyphenated words. ←Mentions Us!
1671 May 12: ArtRevelation: @BadDalaiLama ironic isn't it ←Mentions Us!
1670 May 12: MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama Weekly World News: Much less boring than the NY Times or the WSJ (yawn) ←Mentions Us!
1669 May 12: MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama Onion business model: I wasn't aware that there were newspapers or news shows that did it any other way. ←Mentions Us!
1668 May 12: MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama Never grows up: Especially the Professors! (Oy, Academia!) ←Mentions Us!
1667 May 12: HuffingtonPost: WATCH: Billionaire's lawyer gives the middle finger to cameraman after guilty verdict http://huff.to/k9Uzpz
1666 May 12: Sluty_iris: @BadDalaiLama Can I get that essay in a "to go" bag? ←Mentions Us!
1665 May 12: dramapad: @BadDalaiLama, your latest tweets seem to be stuck in a rut. ←Mentions Us!
1664 May 12: zamancuvali: @BadDalaiLama möbius strip subverts and disturbs our binary oppositions. Something that has only one side and one boundary does not fit in. ←Mentions Us!
1663 May 12: TIME: Gaddafi hasn't been seen or heard from since the last NATO air strike. Is he dead? | http://ti.me/mRRqrH
1662 May 11: washingtonpost: Al-Jazeera's Dorothy Parvaz deported to Iran, other journalists remain detained or missing http://wapo.st/ivZhvr
1661 May 11: TelegraphNews: Queen's reign becomes second longest in British history http://tgr.ph/lIA42Q
1660 May 11: xanadu_xero: @BadDalaiLama I do believe, sir, you just gave me the vapors! ←Mentions Us!
1659 May 11: xanadu_xero: @BadDalaiLama re strip: Ooh, did he do it slow? ←Mentions Us!
1658 May 11: FlyoverJoel: I keep licking frogs, but I never seem to get high. I do have a surplus of princes though if anyone needs one.
1657 May 11: sciencedaily: Evolutionary adaptations can be reversed, but rarely: Physicists' study of evolution in bacteria shows tha... http://tinyurl.com/4x54olw
1656 May 11: TelegraphNews: Israel revoked residency of 140,000 West Bank residents http://tgr.ph/iAun9M
1655 May 11: latimes: Judge on Lohan possibly serving short home-detention sentence: "It is like shopping at Costco with a triple discount" http://lat.ms/jCkA3l
1654 May 11: ebertchicago: How kids instinctively know a movie is over, and other thoughts about Endings. In our ends are our beginnings. http://bit.ly/lvK9NN
1653 May 11: sciencedaily: Recovery of nitrogen from urea cycle may explain the evolutionary success of diatoms: The urea cycle is a ... http://tinyurl.com/43ksbrt
1652 May 11: WSJ: The hottest commodity among currency collectors is Zimbabwe's 100-trillion-dollar bill http://on.wsj.com/lKHrLZ
1651 May 11: sbellelauren: if you guys know the lady who just got mad at me for switching out eggs @ ralphs tell her i hope she gets aids not sure she heard me
1650 May 10: GreatestQuotes: "Wealth is the ability to fully experience life." - Henry David Thoreau
1649 May 10: sciencedaily: Neanderthals died out earlier than previously thought, new evidence suggests: Direct dating of a fossil of... http://tinyurl.com/3df57pm
1648 May 10: ispeakfemale: Three solutions to every problem: Accept it, change it leave it. If you can't accept it, change it. If you can't change it, leave it.
1647 May 10: TelegraphNews: Rome earthquake: Who was Raffaele Bendandi? http://tgr.ph/jvqlRF
1646 May 10: brainpicker: Bribing the kids – @garethideas explores new research on incentivizing behavior http://j.mp/j3x7sj
1645 May 10: TelegraphNews: The end of the world as we know it? 10 dates when the world failed to end http://tgr.ph/iMFZNQ
1644 May 10: TIME: We're training sharks to hunt invasive fish. The "frickin' laser beams" can't be far behind, right? | http://ti.me/k6LW4C
1643 May 10: falsettoclergy: Sheen jokes, Trump jokes, Bin Laden jokes, Arnold jokes. The media thanks you court jesters for strict adherence to the agenda.
1642 May 10: brainpicker: If you missed this last month, @openculture discovers Existential Star Wars – Sartre vs. Darth Vader http://j.mp/mwhODa
1641 May 10: EvanAndGareth: it is official: http://www.travelchannel.com/TV_Shows/Mancations/
1640 May 10: TelegraphNews: Former Nepal foreign minister dies climbing Mount Everest http://tgr.ph/jZTmNc
1639 May 10: sciencedaily: Pace of brain development still strong in late teens: The brain changes during the teen years, for instanc... http://tinyurl.com/3nqr5sa
1638 May 10: avphibes: Why would any guy want 72 virgins? He'd be stuck listening to them talk about "Twilight" all day.
1637 May 10: MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama Give out money: What you say is true but does not diminish the value of charity. Charity like everything requires common sense ←Mentions Us!
1636 May 10: AllGreatQuotes: "In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity." - Albert Einstein http://bit.ly/8YAF1u
1635 May 10: lonelyplanet: South Africa: away from Cape Town: http://bit.ly/lJJzwX #lp
1634 May 9: ispeakfemale: If someone points out your mistake, be happy that at least someone is interested in what you've done.
1633 May 9: KrystelismS: Tropic Thunder is a random ass movie
1632 May 9: trixieboots: If there were a name for a female satyr lasciviously devouring watermelon in an orgiastic, juice-sotted, bacchanalian frenzy, I'd be that.
1631 May 9: JolineTowers: Omniscience is driving me crazy. Or Solipsism,
1630 May 9: the_anastasia: People who don't believe I'm a rebel obviously haven't seen my collection of ripped-off mattress tags.
1629 May 9: HuffingtonPost: Home prices fall again in biggest drop since 2008 http://huff.to/mTEK01
1628 May 9: lonelyplanet: Go troppo: Costa Rica's best beaches http://bit.ly/gBqXTa #lp
1627 May 9: newscientist: Exploring animals' emotional experiences http://bit.ly/irzeOw
1626 May 9: TIME: Dalai Lama: "bin Laden deserves compassion" | http://ti.me/kmhEqg (via @TIMEWorld)
1625 May 9: MailOnline: R.A.F. aerial photos from WW2 used to discover location of hidden £500m Nazi gold bunker… http://goo.gl/fb/TAoov
1624 May 9: newscientist: A good man with bad symptoms, but what killed Charles Darwin? http://bit.ly/iZ5Kqc
1623 May 9: FinancialTimes: Greece needs revised bail-out: One year on from the  €110bn ($158bn) Greek rescue plan, the country needs a r... http://on.ft.com/lrkkjb
1622 May 9: TIME: When in Rome...take a behind-the-scenes tour of the Colosseum | http://ti.me/kUHm3T
1621 May 9: lonelyplanet: 5 top tips for China first-timers -- by @DanielMcCrohan http://bit.ly/irqCLr #lp
1620 May 9: ebertchicago: Hasidic newspaper in Brooklyn edits out both women in the famous White House situation room photo: http://bit.ly/kafEgi
1619 May 9: MailOnline: For the real you, ask your friends: They are the best judge of character: If you're looking… http://goo.gl/fb/bxCV6
1618 May 9: MailOnline: Why your aversion to dairy foods may be all in the mind: Many people who claim to be… http://goo.gl/fb/oOEEE
1617 May 8: ebertchicago: You asked for PROOF that evolution works? http://bit.ly/lVbHWY
1616 May 8: jessmar100: I'm pretty sure the world's worst name is Adolf Bin Kardashian.
1615 May 8: dunebat: @BadDalaiLama And you weren't a problem for your mum, were ye? ;D ←Mentions Us!
1614 May 8: NewMindMirror: The Hero's Journey in Film (VIDEO 13 mins.) http://su.pr/1z0kt5
1613 May 8: badbanana: Trying to write a romantic Mother's Day poem for my wife. What's a word that rhymes with Lunchables?
1612 May 8: agnosticcc: Spent a lot of time with "loved ones" and "people who are close to me" today, so you can imagine the kind of mood I'm in.
1611 May 7: lonelyplanet: 10 best things to climb http://bit.ly/lIlClo #lp
1610 May 7: lonelyplanet: Unmissable under-the-radar destinations http://bit.ly/b8DnmG #lp
1609 May 7: MailOnline: Norway's controversial 'cushy prison' experiment - could it catch on in the UK?: Can a prison… http://goo.gl/fb/iVmCc
1608 May 7: latimes: Montana legislators sue 'Three Cups of Tea' author http://lat.ms/ivvvRN
1607 May 7: badbanana: My daughter just scored a goal in her soccer game. I am an excellent parent!
1606 May 7: MailOnline: Figurehead? Bin Laden was the 'head coach': Terror chief was directing Al Qaeda operations up… http://goo.gl/fb/TppgE
1605 May 7: MailOnline: Inside Osama's squalid hideaway: New pictures emerge as White House gets set to release Bin… http://goo.gl/fb/NX898
1604 May 7: Kurt_Vonnegut: Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.
1603 May 7: TelegraphNews: Greek prime minister denies talking about plan to leave the euro http://tgr.ph/mdw0Om
1602 May 7: philoquotes: Hatred is gained as much by good works as by evil. ~ Machiavelli http://bit.ly/philq
1601 May 7: MailOnline: Woman who vanished with husband in Nevada forest seven weeks ago is miraculously found alive… http://goo.gl/fb/UxjEV
1600 May 7: washingtonpost: Stealth choppers played key role in bin Laden raid, allowed SEALs to "fast rope" into compound http://wapo.st/mJklsb
1599 May 7: philo_quotes: The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. ~ Marcus Aurelius
1598 May 7: nytimes: After Bust in Ireland, Ordinary People Make Do With Less http://nyti.ms/iT5ZgK
1597 May 6: RexHuppke: "You know who should be the most appreciative of mothers? Therapists. That's who."
1596 May 6: angusbatey: Beats, Barack and battling cancer - my interview with the @beastieboys from today's @GdnFilmandMusic - http://bit.ly/khMZQ1
1595 May 6: PoulsNocturne: @BadDalaiLama I know a lot of old people who the failures didn't season them at all. And a lot of young people who are much better. ←Mentions Us!
1594 May 6: kellyoxford: "Whenever you justify an action with, "I've done WAY riskier stuff than this." Remember: Steve Irwin was killed by a fish."
1593 May 6: noahWG: If I don't succumb to a mental illness soon, I'll NEVER get on a reality show!
1592 Jul 12: AltheaGonzaga30: Just realized I retweeted the @DalaiLama and retweeted by @BadDalaiLama all in the same 5 minutes. Ha! ←Mentions Us!
1591 May 6: MinnieGupta: "Every blessing ignored becomes a curse."--@paulocoelho
1590 May 6: NewMindMirror: Happiness linked to a gene that comes in long and short versions http://su.pr/8zNYTw
1589 May 6: AndrewBober: @BadDalaiLama not nearly as ignored as Celts ←Mentions Us!
1588 May 6: trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama Closing argument for the Lex Luthor defense team. ←Mentions Us!
1587 May 6: dunebat: @BadDalaiLama I don't know, it takes a certain something to pull off the bald look successfully. I know I ain't got it. ←Mentions Us!
1586 May 6: trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama Are you trying to weed out all your followers that can't sense sarcasm? ←Mentions Us!
1585 May 6: GreatestQuotes: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it." - W.C.Fields.
1584 May 6: Telegraph: Jews receive apology over Spanish Inquisition executions http://tgr.ph/j14iwa
1583 May 6: Toledowni: @BadDalaiLama A good old friend use to say. I don't wait for opportunities to show up. I prepare. Then, I track them down. #Proactiveness ←Mentions Us!
1582 May 6: LadyGarden: Amen!! RT: @BadDalaiLama: The way to be creative is to get off your ass and actually do the thing you claim to aspire to. ←Mentions Us!
1581 May 6: EntitiesRUs: @BadDalaiLama True creativity can only come from within. <Well that rock on the left certainly isn't contributing to my productivity today. ←Mentions Us!
1580 May 6: IMSTACKEL: @BadDalaiLama Love this :-) ←Mentions Us!
1579 May 6: Zlnw52: "@BadDalaiLama:Ability is how well u do what you claim to.if u want to be a singer,u must sing well,even if no one hears." @TrueMaryPowers ←Mentions Us!
1578 May 6: ArtRevelation: @BadDalaiLama you're on FIRE this essay!! :) :) love it. Thank you! ←Mentions Us!
1577 May 6: quippdPsych: 'Motherese' important for children's language development http://bit.ly/jimb7d
1576 May 6: tjb_vtr5: Something I having to remember this year RT @BadDalaiLama When the world gives you few opportunities, you can still work on your abilities. ←Mentions Us!
1575 May 6: ArtRevelation: @BadDalaiLama I love for your tweets, they're so insightful... I've said it before, I'll say it again. Thank you. ←Mentions Us!
1574 May 6: tweetlbeee: I am chaperoning a 5th grade class trip today. So, yes I am wearing panties.
1573 May 6: ispeakfemale: It seems like 9 out of 10 guys these days prefer big boobs. And the tenth guy...prefers the other nine guys.
1572 May 6: GreatestQuotes: "The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it." - P. B. Medawar
1571 May 6: halliewallen: @BadDalaiLama my on again off again man friend of four years constantly consumes my cognitive resources, exhausting and stressing me out! ←Mentions Us!
1570 May 5: Olivia_Sarai: @BadDalaiLama Processing scientific data!! my neuronal network is working hard, so hard! ←Mentions Us!
1569 May 5: rongillmore: @BadDalaiLama "Strange Economies" ←Mentions Us!
1568 May 5: MailOnline: Who is Audrey Tomason? The mystery of the woman in the situation room photo: She is now so… http://goo.gl/fb/2Jm4Z
1567 May 5: brainpicker: "Sleep is the most important behavior in your life to get right and the first one we get wrong." @tonyschwartz #99conf
1566 May 5: Telegraph: Dutch engineer admits killing Jo Yeates http://tgr.ph/iy16uE
1565 May 5: washingtonpost: The last known WWI vet has died http://wapo.st/j1gv4w
1564 May 5: lonelyplanet: Top 8 places to (safely) visit in Mexico now - by @reidontravel http://bit.ly/lvQ2pq #lp #travel
1563 May 5: SocialPsych: Holistic Processing: Seeing the Trees and Missing the Forest http://bit.ly/mi2WgO
1562 May 5: TIME: How Dominos sells pizzas: Self-degradation, promises to get better | http://ti.me/iXW3LB
1561 May 5: washingtonpost: WATCH: Colbert crashes Letterman's monologue http://wapo.st/jWxO0u
1560 May 5: sciencedaily: Who knows you best? Not you, say psychologists: Know thyself. That was Socrates' advice, and it squares wi... http://tinyurl.com/3pt6fyb
1559 May 5: latimes: Lamar Odom adjusts to the realities of reality TV http://lat.ms/iJGD6K
1558 May 5: MailOnline: Israel grounds ALL its planes over contaminated aviation fuel terrorism fears: Israel… http://goo.gl/fb/J2Hlr
1557 May 5: TIME: If Kate would have left William at the altar, security made plans to let him chase her for a half mile | http://ti.me/mgmdxN
1556 May 5: washingtonpost: Culture critics analyze the Situation Room photo http://wapo.st/j41lEA #OBL #Osama
1555 May 5: latimes: Santa Monica Farmers Market to deploy nets and other safety measures http://lat.ms/jiEudt
1554 May 5: brainpicker: The cognitive cost of doing things http://j.mp/lYyyM0
1553 May 4: lonelyplanet: Impressive cliff walk being constructed for tourists in Hunan Province, China http://bbc.in/iFH1aK
1552 May 4: philososaurus: You know it'll be a good day when @BadDalaiLama retweets @DalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
1551 May 4: YourAuntLola: Keep yesterday in the back seat, sweetie. That way you can still see it, but it can't touch the controls
1550 May 4: philoquotes: What do I care about Jupiter? Justice is a human issue, and I do not need a god to teach it to me. ~ Sartre http://bit.ly/philq
1549 May 4: philosophytweet: A minute's success pays the failure of years. -Browning
1548 May 4: DalaiLama: The ultimate source of a happy life is the attention we pay to our inner values.
1547 May 4: quippdPsych: New Zealander says eating finger was cry for help http://bit.ly/lk3hBm
1546 May 4: GreatestQuotes: "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions." - Dalai Lama
1545 May 3: hotforwords: Shopping for bathing suits and Loubies to match for my first music video shoot today! Approve? http://t.co/w2E5pMx
1544 May 3: marchorowitz: CVS in central LA - http://yfrog.com/h25bhep
1543 May 3: kellyoxford: People who are most qualified to run a country aren't dumb enough to do it.
1542 May 3: ispeakfemale: In this world, people are going to say don't do this, don't do that, never do that. And you're going to end up with nothing to do.
1541 May 3: NewMindMirror: Everyone makes an existential decision: shall I sneak out of prison alone, or shall I organize a prison revolt?
1540 May 3: ThatsWright: My dad @Mapping3k was elected into the National Academy of Sciences!! It's fun to have a genius papa.
1539 May 3: aedison: Now I get it. Ikea is Lego for grown-ups.
1538 May 3: quippdPsych: Researchers see a 'picture' of threat in the brain: Work may lead to new model of neuroinflammation http://bit.ly/lrc5Fi
1537 May 3: latimes: Abbottabad, Pakistan, more getaway than hideaway http://lat.ms/l5upti #osama #osl RT @latimesmost
1536 May 3: agnosticcc: If you have a mullet, walk with a limp, hold your pants up with a rope & living under a bridge then you're my dad and I miss you, come home.
1535 May 3: Telegraph: Osama bin Laden dead: US built replica of bin Laden compound after building complete intelligence picture http://tgr.ph/ikKapo
1534 May 3: dunebat: Federation of American Scientists :: What does Osama bin Laden's death mean for the US? http://t.co/b1cRDoE
1533 May 3: latimes: White supremacist leader is intentionally shot by his young son. http://lat.ms/ijCf0s
1532 May 3: MailOnline: Eyes bigger than his stomach: Alligator chomps on police car and refuses to let go: The 10… http://goo.gl/fb/bE1Fw
1531 May 3: MailOnline: Bin Laden's daughter, 12, sees her father shot as it emerges human shield was NOT wife: Osama… http://goo.gl/fb/sGHef
1530 May 3: washingtonpost: How old do you think bin Laden was? http://wapo.st/iUUrcJ #Osama #OBL
1529 May 3: newscientist: Last piece of crashed Airbus puzzle found http://bit.ly/kenz9u
1528 May 3: Morros: I took a thread count of all the ones I'm hanging by.
1527 May 3: washingtonpost: U.S. cautious about releasing proof of bin Laden's death http://wapo.st/kuWfY9 #Osama #OBL
1526 May 3: noahWG: How biometrics can help to identify a master terrorist: http://j.mp/mpXs2g /via @sciam
1525 May 3: abmarkman: You make fewer impulse purchases with cash than with credit cards. http://tinyurl.com/4y6bnmn
1524 May 3: FinancialTimes: Bin Laden death sees Twitter traffic soar: Activity on Twitter hit its highest point in the communication sit... http://on.ft.com/m1C77B
1523 May 3: WSJ: River levels in Missouri fell immediately after the Army Corps of Engineers blew a hole in a levee. Photo: http://on.wsj.com/kt3Nvt
1522 May 3: philoquotes: Everything that happens happens as it should, and if you observe carefully, you will find this to be so. ~ Marcus Aurelius
1521 May 3: quippdPsych: Self-inflicted pain eases guilt http://bit.ly/lhN6hH
1520 May 3: MailOnline: Obama watched Bin Laden die on live video as shoot-out beamed to White House: Via a video… http://goo.gl/fb/EhuhJ
1519 May 3: TheEconomist: Most trending: Why rich people don't always see themselves as rich http://econ.st/mQTGrb
1518 May 3: newscientist: The early human who ate like a cow http://bit.ly/iAIIrI
1517 May 3: alexisconran: Amazing footage of pickpockets at work in China. Some of it suspiciously open to the public. (via @gregmanwaring) http://t.co/k1OpKeg
1516 May 3: TelegraphNews: Tornado hits New Zealand's biggest city http://tgr.ph/mlLoPt
1515 May 3: LosAngelesTaste: Drug traffickers devoted to 'Saint Death' http://sns.mx/eEd8y6
1514 May 3: TIME: Amazing photo: Inside the situation room as Obama watches footage of raid on Osama bin Laden | http://ti.me/jHvzka (via @TIMEPolitics)
1513 May 3: TelegraphNews: Osama bin Laden killed: phonecall by courier led US to their target http://tgr.ph/maDhPH
1512 May 3: latimes: Mummified body of ex-Playboy playmate Yvette Vickers found http://lat.ms/kFl7ue RT @latimesmost
1511 May 3: MailOnline: He doesn't 'like' it: Julian Assange blasts Facebook as 'the most appalling spying machine… http://goo.gl/fb/NZjh2
1510 May 3: MailOnline: That's a little inappropriate Lindsay! Lohan attends her Community Service orientation in a… http://goo.gl/fb/3r87V
1509 May 3: lonelyplanet: Forget the Greek islands, head north instead http://bit.ly/ganj8G #lp
1508 May 2: the_anastasia: People used to believe the sun revolves around the Earth. Now most believe it revolves around them personally.
1507 May 2: nainysahani: #Iwanttobe a tourist guide!
1506 May 1: BadDalaiLama: Give young people nuclear weapons and they'll use them! No negotiation, threats or intermediate steps, just directly to Armageddon.
1505 May 1: CeLeStIaLPhEnYx: I retweet the @BadDalaiLama more than the real Dalai Lama. I either need to stay up to see the Dalai Lama's tweets, or I'm a bad Buddhist. ←Mentions Us!
1504 May 1: Kurt_Vonnegut: Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile!
1503 May 1: crankfetter: If you feel the least bit of loyalty to a cell phone carrier that's exactly Stockholm Syndrome right there.
1502 May 1: agnosticcc: Beatification for John Paul? How about a little love for George Ringo as well, Mr. Pope?
1501 May 1: crankfetter: I'm giving up drinking and swearing. Well, swearing anyway. Oh fuck it.
1500 May 1: CrankyPappy: A true artist does not seek permission.
1499 May 1: CrankyPappy: I used to be a lawyer. Or, as I like to call it, living rigor mortis.
1498 May 1: philo_quotes: Trust one who has tried. ~ Virgil http://bit.ly/philq
1497 Apr 30: TheBosha: Starting a new paranormal investigation group called FEAR: Find. Evaluate. Authenticate. Run.
1496 Apr 30: TheBosha: Attention sad young and not-so-young men being preyed upon by unscrupulous marketers: if Prince William is balding THERE IS NO CURE.
1495 Apr 29: Treesabreesa: @BadDalaiLama it's ok it's mainly over now. Some lovely horses though ←Mentions Us!
1494 Apr 29: MrsStephenFry: For those without a TV, here's Princess Beatrice at the #RoyalWedding #rw11 http://twitpic.com/4qxfbz
1493 Apr 29: oliverburkeman: All cynicism aside, though, that was like a fairytale, set in a magical land without proper democratic government.
1492 Apr 29: KK2002ti: I feel like I am watching a Walt Disney movie. #RoyalWeddding
1491 Apr 29: DoruTARITA: "The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. William James"
1490 Apr 29: whitecrayon: My Schadenfreude is kicking in. I want to see mishaps.
1489 Apr 29: ingybelle: I swear this is starting to have a Star Warsy type of feeling #royalwedding
1488 Apr 29: fakulta: She's now going to be sold off to Jabba #rw11
1487 Apr 29: ljraggy: @godwingrech Waits for the Star Wars Theme to Break out #royalwedding #rw2011
1486 Apr 29: kellyoxford: If you missed the Royal Wedding, this GIF will sum it up. http://t.co/I3eyNQY
1485 Apr 29: whitecrayon: I still believe nothing is more interesting than this. http://bit.ly/dETiON Way more interesting than the wedding.
1484 Apr 29: Horrorsc0pes: YOU: You find better things to do today instead of watching the Royal Wedding. Such as stapling the inside of your eyelid to a pigeon.
1483 Apr 29: noahWG: Hey Britain, just wait till Kim Kardashian gets married. Then you'll see how the American royalty rolls!! #RoyalWedding #USA #plskillme
1482 Apr 29: Axis777: Can we fast-forward through the rest? Perhaps w/ the theme from Benny Hill to keep it classy? K. thanx #royalwedding
1481 Apr 29: MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama Superheroes save systems: Great point. That is why politicians are useless in my viewpoint. ←Mentions Us!
1480 Apr 29: lunarchic: @BadDalaiLama meh. I can do that too. Just gets a bit messy. ←Mentions Us!
1479 Apr 29: pbrux: @BadDalaiLama not when you own a pee cone. Oh yeah, you did read right. I pee standing if I feel like it. Pee cone. Oh I said it again, oops ←Mentions Us!
1478 Apr 29: Olivia_Sarai: RT @BadDalaiLama: When emotion has already set a course, there is no logical argument that can change it.//Absolutely ←Mentions Us!
1477 Apr 28: TheBosha: Obama pressured to provide proof of Costco membership.
1476 Apr 27: MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama Calgary to Winnipeg: I hope you can find a tacky, banal souvenir shop to break up the monotony of God's glorious creation! ←Mentions Us!
1475 Apr 27: the_bat: @BadDalaiLama Yeah, I finally figured out "ARRET" means "STOP." So, y'know what the statute of limitations is up there? ←Mentions Us!
1474 Apr 27: MikeShawTweet: @baddalailama Quebec: Let them maintain their illusions. The "more French than the French" attitude makes for a great getaway spot! ←Mentions Us!
1473 Apr 27: lunarchic: a pic from my holiday.. second ever HDR attempt, slight improvement on the first >> http://flic.kr/p/9CfMDQ
1472 Apr 26: MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama Bad D, An unstable relationship may diminish creativity, if it ends in divorce and your spouse cleans U out! Creativity costs! ←Mentions Us!
1471 Apr 26: themidnightcrow: @BadDalaiLama Obviously you don't know shit. My husband pushes his limits with me on a daily basis. Stick to what you know about baldy. ←Mentions Us!
1470 Apr 26: Olivia_Sarai: @BadDalaiLama The stimulus exists even when It's not perceived by anyone ←Mentions Us!
1469 Apr 26: LosAngelesTaste: Car plunges four stories off West LA parking structure; victim removed from ... http://sns.mx/eydzy6
1468 Apr 26: latimes: Edward and Wallis: An enduring hate story http://lat.ms/erDVmf
1467 Apr 26: newscientist: Budget cuts put alien search on hold http://bit.ly/i91z8L
1466 Apr 26: WSJ: Aflac has found a new voice for its quacking duck after firing actor Gilbert Gottfried http://on.wsj.com/fnuKJV
1465 Apr 26: TheEconomist: Chernobyl in pictures, 25 years later http://econ.st/eGB08j
1464 Apr 24: TheBosha: Easter is just another made-up holiday promoted by the powerful basket industry.
1463 Apr 23: TheBosha: As my grandma Clair used to say, "Love is like a butterfly, sometimes it lands on horseshit."
1462 Apr 23: TheEconomist: A new rule will require airlines to pay up to $1,300 for bumping passengers from oversold flights http://econ.st/gMrejn
1461 Apr 23: kimberleydayle: China is AMAZING. Ahhh! I wish you guys could see this hotel room! :)
1460 Apr 23: NewMindMirror: Language quest turns to the brain: UChicago linguists find the common features of languages http://su.pr/AWFO2I
1459 Apr 23: philosophytweet: The roots of all goodness lie in the soil of appreciation for goodness. -dalai lama
1458 Apr 23: Sports_Greats: Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records. -William Arthur Ward
1457 Apr 23: hotforwords: Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 120 Days in Jail http://t.co/bbDh8Yq"
1456 Apr 22: trevlutz: #FF @BadDalaiLama because he's smarter and prettier than you. ←Mentions Us!
1455 Apr 22: WSJ: Egg facts: average retail price is $1.73 a dozen; Americans will consume 247.7 eggs per person this year http://on.wsj.com/hFklNC
1454 Apr 22: ebertchicago: "By the age of 50, every man has the face he deserves." (George Orwell) http://bit.ly/e6I2jT
1453 Apr 22: washingtonpost: What kind of person just stops paying their mortgage? http://wapo.st/gc0nAy
1452 Apr 22: washingtonpost: Israeli intellectuals back Palestinian state http://wapo.st/hrLIQP #Israel #Palestine
1451 Apr 22: sampras16: Follow @SlappNuttz @karimi @jason_maybe and @tamytoo2 for the lulz. Follow @BadDalaiLama for unorthodox wisdom. #FF ←Mentions Us!
1450 Apr 22: WSJ: iPhones and Android phones regularly transmit their locations back to Apple and Google http://on.wsj.com/gCZ8B7 via @WhatTheyKnow
1449 Apr 22: DalaiLama: Monks in traditional dress with HHDL during a long life ceremony held in Dharamsala, India, on April 22nd, 2011. http://twitpic.com/4nxc0t
1448 Apr 22: HuffingtonPost: Why did Emma Watson leave Brown? http://huff.to/hvhIPS
1447 Apr 22: ThatsWright: I'm less slutty for the attention now and more for the self fulfillment.
1446 Apr 22: TheBosha: I've been in accidents I shouldn't have survived and felt the barrel of a .38 against my head but nothing scares me like a woman from Texas.
1445 Apr 21: TheBosha: Stop telling me who to follow when just following you is an increasingly on-the-fence situation.
1444 Apr 20: TheBosha: On Passover the Jews celebrate ditching an Egyptian strongman without even using Twitter or Facebook.
1443 Apr 20: TheBosha: Sometimes, you look calmly back on a relationship and realize that person could not possibly have understood half of what you were saying.
1442 Apr 19: ThatsWright: Let's all remember if raccoons didn't have creepy little human hands, they would be pretty cute.
1441 Apr 19: TheBosha: The fall of Western civilization will be traced to the triumph of design over content.
1440 Apr 19: sjb351: @BadDalaiLama And nobody should ever get too involved in the beliefs of their roots. ←Mentions Us!
1439 Apr 19: KimOrDalai: RT Kim or Dalai? OMG I just got Tina Fey's new book Bossypants! Have u guys read it? Its amazing & thanks for the shout out Tina! WOW!
1438 Apr 19: TheBosha: Don't think of yourself as a failure, think of yourself as unspoiled by success.
1437 Apr 17: princeboucher: and, if anything, it strengthened ethnic identification. http://ht.ly/4C8y0
1436 Apr 17: TheBosha: "Hey, it's me." -Me, calling someone to say hey
1435 Apr 16: trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama People say the want to travel around the world, when they really mean they want to travel around the world in first class. ←Mentions Us!
1434 Apr 16: DevilinaSkirt: @BadDalaiLama You have lived the travel life I hope to one day live at least 10 times already, envious and intrigued. More envy though. ←Mentions Us!
1433 Apr 16: TheBosha: I keep selecting "Airplane Mode" but it's still just a fucking phone.
1432 Apr 16: Kyoks1: Jerusalem te ensena q todas las religiones son lo mismo; diferentes sombreros y festividades misma suspencion de logica via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
1431 Apr 16: TheBosha: While I support the sentiment, I sincerely hope my spouse's number of Twitter followers is never my go-to retort to a snotty waiter.
1430 Apr 16: worldpolice: My mother can be so cute sometimes http://t.co/Z8Pk4KB
1429 Apr 16: agnosticcc: You can pretty much do anything in public as long as you're holding a clipboard.
1428 Apr 16: philoquotes: Cannot people realize how large an income is thrift? ~ Cicero http://bit.ly/philq
1427 Apr 16: JerryThomas: "Hell is other people."~Jean Paul Sartre "You're not so hot yourself."~Other People
1426 Apr 16: JerryThomas: Facebook's business model is to make money exclusively from things that annoy people.
1425 Apr 16: andykleinman: New Terminal at SFO is really nice, white and clean. Looks like an airport designed by Stanley Kubrick.
1424 Apr 15: YourAuntLola: Sweetie, love does not conquer deception, agression or cruelty. And it has a pretty hard time with snoring
1423 Apr 15: littleepistles: No one, and I mean no one, tweets like her. She's completely unique. You'll just have to find out for yourself. #FF @Elisabeth_Lane
1422 Apr 15: sampras16: @BadDalaiLama There's an interesting theory referring to our desire to understand the unknown as error management theory. ←Mentions Us!
1421 Apr 14: Paxochka: Daddy will never love you like your webcam livestream subscribers do.
1420 Apr 14: mecotterill: @BadDalaiLama amen to that! Been driving a truck for nearly 18 years and still keep hearing the same compl about shift patterns and days off ←Mentions Us!
1419 Apr 14: the_anastasia: "Why don't I ever get on the head with a club?" - lonely cave-woman.
1418 Apr 14: quippdPsych: Study finds brain regions go offline at different intervals http://bit.ly/fvfS7z
1417 Apr 14: Mostlegendary: And ourselves / those similar to ourselves! @BadDalaiLama RT @kellyoxford: The only people we call 'normal' are people we don't know. ←Mentions Us!
1416 Apr 13: TelegraphNews: France considers making prostitution illegal http://tgr.ph/fxHFoW
1415 Apr 13: ispeakfemale: Drop pants, not bombs. Break dance not hearts. Condoms are cheaper than guns. Make love not war.
1414 Apr 13: philo_quotes: Everything has been figured out, except how to live. ~ Sartre
1413 Apr 13: MailOnline: CRAIG BROWN: Let's all make whoopee on this silly isle: The Mayor of the Isle of Capri, a… http://goo.gl/fb/jEVTF
1412 Apr 13: TelegraphNews: What is bipolar II? http://tgr.ph/fgdQcE
1411 Apr 13: preschoolgems: "A whale comedian is a person who tells jokes to whales."
1410 Apr 13: aedison: I wish I was as smart as I think I am.
1409 Apr 13: quippdPsych: Your flaws are my pain http://bit.ly/gSEUP0
1408 Apr 13: quippdPsych: Brain shrinks 10 years before dementia onset: study http://bit.ly/hJqqqw
1407 Apr 13: kellyoxford: WARNING: Donald Trump's talk of running for President is exactly as hilarious as I found Schwarzenegger's talk of running for Governor.
1406 Apr 13: MailOnline: Back from the dead: New MG rolls off the production line at Longbridge six years after the… http://goo.gl/fb/BM4Dh
1405 Apr 13: TheEconomist: Virgin America has plenty to be merry about these days http://econ.st/gz3H4C
1404 Apr 13: dunebat: From a rickety wooden shack, right? RT @BadDalaiLama On My Bucket List: Write a rambling paranoid manifesto to justify my actions. ←Mentions Us!
1403 Apr 13: dunebat: OR to do that once they found it. RT @BadDalaiLama Many can follow directions. Few have the initiative to find out what works on their own. ←Mentions Us!
1402 Apr 13: TIME: China has banned time travel | http://ti.me/ez4Suk (via @Techland)
1401 Apr 13: washingtonpost: Virginia gets rid of parole, sees recidivism rate fall http://wapo.st/gaNKrb
1400 Apr 13: nytimes: Well: Ask a Sugar Expert a Question http://nyti.ms/elX6bd
1399 Apr 13: brainpicker: Look at Life: The Swinging London of The 1960s – ace free documentary on the fascinating, vibrant era http://j.mp/gzblkO
1398 Apr 13: nytimes: Haunting photographs from a vanishing West Virginia coal town http://nyti.ms/g31bpK
1397 Apr 12: brainpicker: Dear Corporate America, please take note: Legal email footers aren't just annoying, they're legally moot http://j.mp/esgp7E
1396 Apr 12: TIME: Of course the new site that sells dates with "hot girls" to the highest bidders isn't a prostitution ring. Silly you | http://ti.me/em3lmW
1395 Apr 12: HuffingtonPost: Royal wedding reportedly to serve as dry run for Queen's funeral http://huff.to/huXt9H
1394 Apr 12: nytimes: Green: Marijuana Growing Gobbles Electricity, Study Finds http://bit.ly/eLfv5Y
1393 Apr 12: latimes: Planned Parenthood in demand even amid uncertain future http://lat.ms/gTTleU (via @LATimesHealth)
1392 Apr 12: FinancialTimes: US lacks credibility on debt, says IMF: The US lacks a "credible strategy" to stabilise its mounting public d... http://on.ft.com/eGySXA
1391 Apr 12: latimes: Doctors may choose different treatments for themselves than for patients, study finds http://lat.ms/fTWzT1
1390 Apr 12: philoquotes: To be ignorant of what occurred before you were born is to remain always a child. ~ Cicero http://bit.ly/philq
1389 Apr 12: GreatestQuotes: "At high tide the fish eat ants; at low tide the ants eat fish." - Thai Proverb :
1388 Apr 12: TheBosha: On this day in 1861 the American Civil War began and it's pretty much never going to be over.
1387 Apr 12: abmarkman: Cool work with baseball players showing how you understand actions by simulating them yourself. http://tinyurl.com/4x987yl
1386 Apr 12: philo_quotes: Logic is not a body of doctrine, but a mirror-image of the world. Logic is transcendental. ~ Wittgenstein http://bit.ly/philq
1385 Apr 12: quippdPsych: Disinhibition plus instruction improve brain plasticity http://bit.ly/gJZmKZ
1384 Apr 12: NewMindMirror: The Older You Get, the Harder it Is to Multitask - @psychcentral http://su.pr/71b63Y #aging #brain #seniors
1383 Apr 12: philo_quotes: I say a murder is abstract. You pull the trigger and after that you do not understand anything that happens. ~ Sartre http://bit.ly/philq
1382 Apr 12: quippdPsych: "RT @sarpyl Why Girls are Better Liars than Boys #boys #liars #girls #psychology http://t.co/yezXXDZ"
1381 Apr 12: ambientFen: Tonight I've come to the realization that if we ever encounter aliens, the overriding human preoccupation will be with whether they are sexy
1380 Apr 12: GreatestQuotes: "A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself." - Frank Crane
1379 Apr 12: anastic: UFOs have been deactivating nuclear missiles since 1948 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1315479/
1378 Apr 12: rossmerriam: @BadDalaiLama very true! I donated 10 bucks this year. But if it wasn't for the Internet I wouldn't have found them, or you. ←Mentions Us!
1377 Apr 12: Kcancer: "Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes." -Oscar Wilde
1376 Apr 12: trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama @DeepThroat would have been on #Twitter. Don't romanticize the past. How many stories DIDN'T get covered by corp run media? ←Mentions Us!
1375 Apr 12: morelimes: @BadDalaiLama Liddy got caught went to jail and now has 1.5 million daily listeners. Talk about crowd sourcing. ←Mentions Us!
1374 Apr 12: SirRocket: @BadDalaiLama Even if the "papers of record" like NYT & WP could afford them, they wouldn't publish them. Their owners wouldn't let them. ←Mentions Us!
1373 Apr 12: Darwinsurgeons: @BadDalaiLama but this power of information is just a fantasy, we live asleep and dreaming, it seems it is better to be awake ←Mentions Us!
1372 Apr 12: stevewilliams52: @baddalailama I disagree - every "journalist" with an iPhone has the next big story. Trouble is - a big story only gets 12 hours. ←Mentions Us!
1371 Apr 11: KrystelismS: I'm not interested in new music. All the music worth listening to was made a long time ago.
1370 Apr 11: kellyoxford: The world is my oyster, I just look at it and say 'Gross'
1369 Apr 11: MissMallibu: Dream big with the willingness to sit your ass down, master the basics, listen, and do work first.
1368 Apr 11: AllGreatQuotes: "People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing." - Dale Carnegie http://bit.ly/8YAF1u
1367 Apr 10: xanadu_xero: @BadDalaiLama No, people worship actors because we are herd creatures that nead to be lead. If there's no KING we'll invent one. ←Mentions Us!
1366 Apr 10: latimes: It's time to let the Chowchilla kidnappers go free http://lat.ms/ie0uey RT @latimesopinion
1365 Apr 10: BadDalaiLama: Faith is a mechanism that allows people to believe the rationally absurd but emotionally convenient.
1364 Apr 9: brainpicker: Moby Duck – what 28,800 rubber duckies lost at sea reveal about global commerce and climate patterns http://j.mp/hsU0ZF
1363 Apr 9: NewMindMirror: Does Hysterical Strength Really Exist? http://su.pr/63roTm
1362 Apr 9: MailOnline: Heckled and booed! Charlie Sheen makes a quick exit as New York stage show turns sour: The… http://goo.gl/fb/JLnHh
1361 Apr 9: MailOnline: Outrage as top Italian history professor blames fall of Rome on rise of homosexuality… http://goo.gl/fb/xUX5q
1360 Apr 8: latimes: Beaches near UC Santa Barbara to close this weekend to thwart Floatopia party http://lat.ms/gKofDi
1359 Apr 8: FlyoverJoel: My biggest fear is something bad happens on this trip and I'm forced to live a Lost-like existence but in Gary, Indiana. #CHSH
1358 Apr 8: kellyoxford: A paycheck is simply compensation for putting up with bullshit.
1357 Apr 8: kellyoxford: 'You're about to see everything that's wrong and disgusting with the world' -husband to 3 kids at Disneyland entrance
1356 Apr 8: Jowtok: Its great outsourcing ! :)RT @BadDalaiLama: Truth revealed! @DalaiLama's tweets are authored by the LamaBot 2000 using infinite... ←Mentions Us!
1355 Apr 8: mecotterill: @BadDalaiLama woo got a @BadDalaiLama and a @DalaiLama tweet right next to each other. Is there a prize? ←Mentions Us!
1354 Apr 8: GreatestQuotes: "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Albert Einstein
1353 Apr 8: abmarkman: When relying on others backfires: Outsourcing self control. http://tinyurl.com/3mzuj9t
1352 Apr 8: Pokersoul: Zoominity: The common focuspoint we all stare at when we go by bus.
1351 Apr 8: philoquotes: Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak. ~ Cicero http://bit.ly/philq
1350 Apr 8: philo_quotes: The measure of a man is what he does with power. ~ Plato http://bit.ly/philq
1349 Apr 8: NewMindMirror: R @heidiko44 @heywho R.D. Laing from the BBC documentary 'The Trap' http://su.pr/1BMVIz
1348 Apr 8: ispeakfemale: No matter how carefully you choose your words, they'll always end up getting twisted by others.
1347 Apr 8: JonnyNotion: @BadDalaiLama You tweet good things and you sound like Tom Waits. ←Mentions Us!
1346 Apr 8: TIME: Despite everything you've heard, the health risk of radiation in Japan remains pretty low | http://ti.me/gFJUVN
1345 Apr 8: washingtonpost: Government shutdown looks different to workers who toil in Capitol's basement http://wapo.st/haIt97
1344 Apr 8: AndrewBober: @BadDalaiLama I do enjoy your dour soundbytes. It is the perfect antidote to the other people banality. Including my own. ←Mentions Us!
1343 Apr 8: hotforwords: WOW! Did she really just tweet this to her 7 million followers??????RT @KimKardashian: Why is it that the more I work out the hungrier I am!
1342 Apr 8: brainpicker: The Pringle as technology http://j.mp/dV9TvH (via @matthiasrascher)
1341 Apr 7: GreatestQuotes: "Don't find fault, find a remedy." - Henry Ford
1340 Apr 7: RexHuppke: "With my wife away, I got the kids donuts after school. The hierarchy is now: 1. Dad 2. Mom 3. Elmo 4. Abstract concept of God"
1339 Apr 7: vacca23: @BadDalaiLama EVERYTHING is funny with Benny Hill music playing behind it. ←Mentions Us!
1338 Apr 7: danonchalant1: @BadDalaiLama ...now that song is in MY head...thanks! ←Mentions Us!
1337 Apr 7: BadDalaiLama: You can see Britain as a seat of culture or the country that gave us soccer hooligans, Benny Hill and those tasteless royal weddings.
1336 Apr 7: JonnyNotion: @BadDalaiLama Great Video. I am working at a grain Elevator Museum up here in Canada this summer. ←Mentions Us!
1335 Apr 7: nytimes: Missile From Gaza Hits School Bus http://nyti.ms/gUmprC
1334 Apr 7: newscientist: Mathematics suggests bad luck brought down the Neanderthals http://bit.ly/h7AwwW
1333 Apr 7: HuffingtonPost: Deadly 'superbug' gene found in drinking water http://huff.to/dL35u7
1332 Apr 7: washingtonpost: Archaeologists discover grave of "transsexual" or "third gender" caveman http://wapo.st/gpTnmo
1331 Apr 7: TelegraphNews: US government shutdown may lead to Obama landslide victory http://tgr.ph/idpRB5
1330 Apr 7: ebertchicago: I believe this: Cambridge University psychopathologist says a lack of empathy is the root of all evil. http://ind.pn/ikrzdY
1329 Apr 7: ArtRevelation: @BadDalaiLama heaven :) ←Mentions Us!
1328 Apr 7: FinancialTimes: Spain 'decoupled from periphery': Portugal requesting a European Union rescue package is the 'end of the begi... http://on.ft.com/ea3EVE
1327 Apr 7: trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama The goal of parenthood is not to raise children. The goal is to raise fully functional adults. ←Mentions Us!
1326 Apr 7: danywino: @BadDalaiLama El estilo de una persona, esta fuertemente enraizado, no se puede cambiar con pláticas o negociaciones. ←Mentions Us!
1325 Apr 7: Kyoks1: @BadDalaiLama most likely you would only end up being just an enabler of a different co-dependent dynamic. ←Mentions Us!
1324 Apr 7: Bootae_MMO: @BadDalaiLama That translates a little differently than intended in to UK English :) ←Mentions Us!
1323 Apr 7: Cinnapuff: If I ever have a racehorse I'm naming it Caligularian debauchery RT @BadDalaiLama .....There was a long period of Caligularian debauchery. ←Mentions Us!
1322 Apr 7: Kyoks1: @BadDalaiLama like with double dip recession and 2 (10+ year) wars? ←Mentions Us!
1321 Apr 7: trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama IMHO, an attractive face REQUIRES the spark of intelligence. ←Mentions Us!
1320 Apr 7: GreatestQuotes: "Sometimes the easiest way is the hard way." - John Finn
1319 Apr 7: TheBosha: Kiss ass on your way to the top and the view will never change.
1318 Apr 6: TelegraphNews: Glenn Beck talk show dropped by Fox News http://tgr.ph/ictfgK
1317 Apr 6: GreatestQuotes: "It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom." - Mahatma Gandhi
1316 Apr 6: Ruys: Y @BadDalaiLama le patea el trasero a @DalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
1315 Apr 6: trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama Having experience does not necessarily mean that a person isn't talking out of their ass. Not talking about you, of course! ←Mentions Us!
1314 Apr 6: Erekosse: @BadDalaiLama It's a clear example of evolution! ←Mentions Us!
1313 Apr 5: rongillmore: "@BadDalaiLama Freedom is whatever you want it to be.* *(bullshit)" ←Mentions Us!
1312 Apr 5: flyinggreencows: @BadDalaiLama heh, it could also be outback Australia :P ←Mentions Us!
1311 Apr 5: AndrewBober: @BadDalaiLama too be honest English is the really made-up and bastardized form of other older more established languages. ←Mentions Us!
1310 Apr 5: AndrewBober: @BadDalaiLama Hebrew has been spoken in a number of forms for centuries. Languages such as Yiddish are modern adaptions ←Mentions Us!
1309 Apr 5: jbeen: @BadDalaiLama Beautiful picture. I'm up in Denver, CO. and enjoying your tweets. :) Namaste. ←Mentions Us!
1308 Apr 5: Toledowni: @BadDalaiLama Well, I guess the people from Bethelem must be relieved. Sara Palin + "Holy land" + attention are no good combination , never. ←Mentions Us!
1307 Apr 4: Kurt_Vonnegut: Somebody gets into trouble, then gets out of it again. People love that story. They never get tired of it.
1306 Apr 4: SRQ2U: @BadDalaiLama lol-I missed that part of Durango-good one! ←Mentions Us!
1305 Apr 4: GreenLikeCash: Our company's I.T. guy updated our spam filter and now I have to pay full price for Viagra.
1304 Apr 4: MissMallibu: I giggle when I see people who are not prostitutes or firemen using pagers.
1303 Apr 4: agnosticcc: My imaginary guy is better than your imaginary guy. -Religious conflict.
1302 Apr 4: agnosticcc: Now that porn is so prevalent and free online, I wonder if National Geographic's Magazine circulation is down.
1301 Apr 4: danywino: @BadDalaiLama "L'enfer, l'enfer c'est les autres" (Hell, Hell is others) another quote by Jean Paul Sartre. ←Mentions Us!
1300 Apr 4: philoquotes: I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is good. ~ Seneca http://bit.ly/philq
1299 Apr 4: McBuddah: "Registered Homeopath" on a business card sounds more of a warning than a qualification...no?
1298 Apr 4: TheEconomist: In America's recovery, the pieces are finally falling into place http://econ.st/hjfjJO
1297 Apr 4: DanielleOlympia: Chicken and waffles!!! Amazing! Considering setting up a chicken coup and buying a waffle iron.
1296 Apr 4: Social_Satan: I wish my lawn mower was emo so it would cut itself.
1295 Apr 4: theraflume: @tammyphinney why is your account suspended? I hope you come back soon
1294 Apr 4: MailOnline: Winning them over! Charlie Sheen strips off on stage in Chicago and receives a standing… http://goo.gl/fb/1nhXC
1293 Apr 4: TIME: Twitter has 175 million registered members. But how many are actually tweeting? | http://ti.me/efAlQt (via @Techland)
1292 Apr 4: ebertchicago: Woman with Locked-In Syndrome can compose music by the power of thought. http://ind.pn/hKOEZa
1291 Apr 4: nytimes: Dark Past in Balkan War Intrudes on New Life http://nyti.ms/fB4WFY
1290 Apr 4: MailOnline: Killer sausages: how the Nazis plotted to fight back after losing the war: The Werewolf… http://goo.gl/fb/yTRM5
1289 Apr 4: brainpicker: Africa passes Europe in mobile connections http://j.mp/hNFhQy
1288 Apr 4: princeboucher: "Why would you study it when you could be doing it."
1287 Apr 3: TheEconomist: As Qaddafi's lieutenants begin to defect one by one, there may be hope for the end of his regime http://econ.st/gJe3Bz
1286 Apr 3: Telegraph: Air France plane wreckage 'found' http://tgr.ph/g8KvBm
1285 Apr 3: latimes: Mass transit: Expo Line to start running test trains to the Westside http://lat.ms/idSmRa
1284 Apr 3: Ms_AfterDark: Swag to spare http://t.co/JpSEzt4
1283 Apr 3: ArtRevelation: Lies to get your $$ RT @TheEconomist: Until consumer spending increases, the economy will not be able to fully recover http://econ.st/go97BG
1282 Apr 3: latimes: Chernobyl 25 years after the meltdown http://lat.ms/eXT5nt
1281 Apr 3: WSJ: 3.4 million Americans have "extreme" commutes, defined as 90 minutes or more each way http://on.wsj.com/hNXosM
1280 Apr 3: Telegraph: Audience walkout during Charlie Sheen's first live show http://tgr.ph/ffIEFX
1279 Apr 3: SethMacFarlane: It'd blow everyone's mind if one day Charlie Sheen just pulled off a mask & it was Andy Kaufman.
1278 Apr 3: Kurt_Vonnegut: How complicated and unpredictable the machinery of life really is.
1277 Apr 3: mecotterill: @BadDalaiLama if the highest aim in life is to be happy then the fool has it all figured out. ←Mentions Us!
1276 Apr 2: haelox: The microbes in your body outnumber your cells by 10 to 1. In your lifetime you will produce 5 elephants of microbes. http://t.co/BDcu9FH
1275 Apr 2: trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama When faced with the choice between changing one's mind or justifying why they don't have to, most choose the latter. ←Mentions Us!
1274 Apr 2: sampras16: @BadDalaiLama To be honest BadDalaiLama has got much more practical advice than the 'other' Dalai Lama. ←Mentions Us!
1273 Apr 2: som3thingwick3d: RT @BadDalaiLama: People need enemies to deflect attention from their own shortcomings. *cough*Tiffany*cough* ←Mentions Us!
1272 Apr 1: littleepistles: Friday's obligatory photo of the sidekick. (This was not staged.) http://twitpic.com/4ftbnt
1271 Apr 1: LIFECOACHERS: Ladies: Hold grudges forever. LOLJK! You already do that.
1270 Apr 1: AtheistQ: "Man has always required an explanation for all of those things he did not understand. If an explanation was not available, he created one."
1269 Apr 1: trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama "I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted entirely to pleasure." - Prince Charles. ←Mentions Us!
1268 Apr 1: HisHoliness: If you rely on someone who has qualities similar to yourself, you will stay where you are.
1267 Apr 1: HisHoliness: If you rely on someone who has lower qualities than yourself, that will lead to your degeneration.
1266 Apr 1: NewMindMirror: People who are more aware of their own heart-beat have superior time perception skills http://su.pr/2yEYc6
1265 Apr 1: BBlane: @BadDalaiLama Haha! You changed your pic! Love it ;-) ←Mentions Us!
1264 Apr 1: WWIIHeadsOState: @BadDalaiLama What is your life dedicated to? Boredom? You could go for world domination if you had real sociopath balls... ←Mentions Us!
1263 Apr 1: jonfernquest: #FF @BadDalaiLama for practical everyday practical urological tips :) ←Mentions Us!
1262 Apr 1: Mostlegendary: @BadDalaiLama are you ranting on coffee or water? Caffeine is a diuretic. A caffeine addict isn't necessarily well hydrated. ←Mentions Us!
1261 Apr 1: shangizestaponi: @BadDalaiLama #sincewebeinghonest Ai lik ur bald hed. ←Mentions Us!
1260 Apr 1: danielinraleigh: @BadDalaiLama So now "Because I hate you, you bald-faced fucker!" would be a more appropriate insult than it was years ago. :P ←Mentions Us!
1259 Apr 1: garamiredux: @BadDalaiLama @NihilDeNada @MrFornicator @madshrinkage @GeneralGrevious @_moonface @FIashy The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen #FF ←Mentions Us!
1258 Mar 31: DouglasXHope: @BadDalaiLama Costco ... one of the most important survival tools for living in Hawaii! ←Mentions Us!
1257 Mar 31: theredsmurf: I'm thinking of changing my pissing stance. I've been using the same one for years and I'm bored of it.
1256 Mar 31: existentialfish: MT @NRDC: Canada produces a more oil than it consumes but prices there track ours here, shows we can't drill our way out of this #gasprices
1255 Mar 31: BadDalaiLama: Death is always ironic.
1254 Mar 31: McBuddah: Shit...my inner dialogue escaped!!!
1253 Mar 31: KrystelismS: Fuck style fuck fashion fuck designers fuck name brands fuck logos
1252 Mar 31: LIFECOACHERS: You are your own best friend, which sucks because you suck.
1251 Mar 31: sciencedaily: Hands-free electronic water faucets found to be hindrance in infection control; Manual faucets work better, stud... http://bit.ly/gsQ1kK
1250 Mar 31: laurendawesome: Knowledge can be forgotten, but seeing someone naked is forever.
1249 Mar 31: soundhunter: @BadDalaiLama I'm sure there's stats on that available by comparing countries with varying penalties ←Mentions Us!
1248 Mar 31: TheEconomist: The effects of America's worst property crash go very wide http://econ.st/i2EtCF
1247 Mar 31: philoquotes: If you wish to be a writer, write. ~ Epictetus
1246 Mar 31: MailOnline: Google Doodle pays tribute to Bunsen Burner inventor's 200th birthday: The new 'doodle' pays… http://goo.gl/fb/YNikS
1245 Mar 31: MailOnline: Shock rise in number of people defaulting on their mortgages as consumer confidence at its… http://goo.gl/fb/K0UIY
1244 Mar 31: garamiredux: Love will give you freedom... Bunch of lies. Love is absolute slavery.
1243 Mar 31: GreatestQuotes: "Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn." - Miguel de Cervantes
1242 Mar 31: KrystelismS: I'm not innit to winnit I'm innit to livvit
1241 Mar 31: LIFECOACHERS: Always give 150%! Love your recliner? Sit 150% of the time! EMS guys who remove you & your chair with a crane will respect your commitment!
1240 Mar 31: crankfetter: Hello dorkness, my old friend.
1239 Mar 31: lonelyplanet: Forget the Greek islands, head north instead http://bit.ly/ganj8G #lp
1238 Mar 31: ShashaModi: If there is such a thing as an Infomaniac, I'm turning into one!
1237 Mar 31: newscientist: Meet the plants that can choose their mate, cry out for help and even fake illness http://bit.ly/idi6SL
1236 Mar 31: GreatestQuotes: "For success, attitude is equally as important as ability." - Harry F. Banks
1235 Mar 31: philoquotes: What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call 'thought'. ~ David Hume
1234 Mar 31: ZerosB4TheOne: I think I over use the word serendipitous - which makes me officially annoying.
1233 Mar 31: GreatestQuotes: "No one has ever learned fully to know themselves." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
1232 Mar 31: newscientist: Wind and wave energies are not renewable after all - environment - 30 March 2011 - New Scientist http://bit.ly/gpxVop
1231 Mar 31: Telegraph: Kim Philby turned to drink after defection to Soviet Union http://tgr.ph/elEYd8
1230 Mar 31: princeboucher: Reasons to believe video communications trumps writing and reading: http://ht.ly/4q9be
1229 Mar 31: MarienGadea: Modern moral values: "Oh, what a bad boy I am and how I like me in such a way" @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
1228 Mar 31: philo_quotes: The first step in a person's salvation is knowledge of their sin. ~ Seneca http://bit.ly/philq
1227 Mar 31: DOGENZEN: Loneliness is not cured by human company. Loneliness is cured by contact with reality. ~ Anthony De Mello
1226 Mar 31: MailOnline: Witch trial that convicted eight women 300 years ago is reinvestigated after 'new evidence… http://goo.gl/fb/p8uTC
1225 Mar 31: LIFECOACHERS: Remember: You will never be as productive as Hitler.
1224 Mar 31: GreatestQuotes: "A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence." - Jim Watkins
1223 Mar 31: BlondeDuJour: My dear, never deny yourself the fresh air of forgiving
1222 Mar 31: neo_indian: Twitter works on the basis of the "Indian road principle": it won't get that much worse if I add my own tiny garbage.
1221 Mar 31: LIFECOACHERS: Driving drunk right now? Send us a tweet from behind the wheel and tell us how it's going! (Keep it positive!)
1220 Mar 31: AndyWarholla: style < substance
1219 Mar 31: princeboucher: "That's what you get for being honest."
1218 Mar 31: TheBosha: Perhaps a TED Talk on proper meth cooking technique would cut down on the explosions in rural America.
1217 Mar 31: princeboucher: I'm at Venice, bitches (28th Street, Venice) http://4sq.com/evGr6t
1216 Mar 31: kellyoxford: Jealousy is something you're good at when you think you suck at everything.
1215 Mar 31: neo_indian: My hair is having a whiny owner day.
1214 Mar 31: LIFECOACHERS: Tony Robbins's success is more amazing for how far he's come since surviving the CIA's secret human/horse hybrid program. #LifeCoachFacts
1213 Mar 31: AncientProverbs: Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life as though it were thy last. -Aristotle
1212 Mar 31: JerryThomas: Don't look in the mirror and see the person you can never be. Look in the mirror and see the person you already are. Then weep.
1211 Mar 31: philoquotes: Let not your mind run on what you lack as much as on what you have already. ~ Marcus Aurelius http://bit.ly/philq
1210 Mar 31: JerryThomas: Nancy Grace would have browbeaten the words until they changed their own pronunciations voluntarily. #tweetthepress
1209 Mar 31: SethMacFarlane: RT@LouCostello: Having communication issues with a close friend of mine on a regular basis. Hope to resolve soon.
1208 Mar 31: the_anastasia: A bar walks into a Canadian, and the Canadian says "I'm sorry."
1207 Mar 31: princeboucher: Much unhappiness has come into the world because of bewilderment and things left unsaid.
1206 Mar 31: philoquotes: The training of children is a profession, where we must know how to waste time in order to save it. ~ Rousseau http://bit.ly/philq
1205 Mar 31: JerryThomas: They keep telling us to use our brains more, but I'm thinking that's what got us into this situation in the first place.
1204 Mar 31: GreenLikeCash: I may not have the most followers, or the funniest tweets, or the coolest avi, or know where I'm going with this tweet.
1203 Mar 30: amandamcardle: Catching up with @princeboucher. Way overdue!
1202 Mar 30: AndyWarholla: "Human beings, unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their disinclination to do so."
1201 Mar 30: Social_Satan: Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?
1200 Mar 30: Kurt_Vonnegut: The insane, on occasion, are not without their charms.
1199 Mar 30: soundhunter: We all have an inner void, some stuff it with stuff, some do everything to avoid awareness of it, others bravely go in to see what's there
1198 Mar 30: noahWG: @BadDalaiLama That's also why so many stay in empty relationships... ←Mentions Us!
1197 Mar 30: philo_quotes: Those who wish to sing always find a song. ~ Plato http://bit.ly/philq
1196 Mar 30: abmarkman: Your beliefs about intelligence affect your beliefs about what you learn. http://tinyurl.com/4waf3k8
1195 Mar 30: GreatestQuotes: "Most people are paralyzed by fear. Overcome it and you take charge of your life and your world." - Mark Victor Hansen
1194 Mar 30: angusbatey: Dear Hollywood, I have an idea for a lucrative new franchise: Poirot, starring Jason Statham as the punctilious Belgian detective.
1193 Mar 30: TIME: How his dad's movie 'Apocalypse Now' shapes Charlie Sheen | http://ti.me/gBS4EY
1192 Mar 30: philo_quotes: Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. ~ Saint Augustine http://bit.ly/philq
1191 Mar 30: LosAngelesTaste: Alien Invasion Movies Take Note: Apparently The Aliens Should Win http://sns.ly/ebcNy2
1190 Mar 30: JewliaLevite: Do we consider someone good looking because we like them or do we like them because they are good looking?
1189 Mar 30: Telegraph: 'Digital legacies' lost as people omit passwords from wills http://tgr.ph/eC3LSz
1188 Mar 30: MailOnline: Catacomb of secret tunnels packed with mummified remains of EIGHT MILLION dogs is excavated… http://goo.gl/fb/KnqOB
1187 Mar 30: WSJ: In a new memoir, Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen offers a surprisingly critical portrait of Bill Gates http://on.wsj.com/i3Zc2t
1186 Mar 30: TheEconomist: Was legislation sponsored by two Republicans to blame for the Great Depression? http://econ.st/fdCMRF
1185 Mar 30: quippdPsych: RT @johnnyfaive The sunk cost fallacy exemplified on farmville. A good read, though. #addiction #psychology http://j.mp/dUf1pL
1184 Mar 30: FinancialTimes: Greenspan and complexity: Alan Greenspan has suggested (in Wednesday's Financial Times) that financial comple... http://on.ft.com/gwFtam
1183 Mar 30: TIME: 68% of Facebook users don't think suspicious links are suspicious. Sigh | http://ti.me/dKFg5I (via @Techland)
1182 Mar 30: MailOnline: She's toxic! Britney Spears does Jackass-style stunt in a chemical toilet before performing… http://goo.gl/fb/RIB7U
1181 Mar 30: MailOnline: So exactly what ARE your qualifications? Porn star Isis Taylor is in line to become Charlie… http://goo.gl/fb/ta0r9
1180 Mar 30: TelegraphNews: China builds higher fences over fears of instability in North Korea http://tgr.ph/ehp7pf
1179 Mar 30: lonelyplanet: Top 10 festivals and fiestas in Mexico http://bit.ly/e3y9pJ #lp
1178 Mar 30: MailOnline: U.S. passenger jet found with hole in fuselage could had been SHOT: The FBI has recovered a… http://goo.gl/fb/bY27q
1177 Mar 30: MailOnline: 'I don't care if Kim Kardashian is more famous than me,' insists Paris Hilton (but adds: 'I'm… http://goo.gl/fb/G3QLg
1176 Mar 30: ebertchicago: Photo of a landscape with bean for 3/30: http://bit.ly/hZnK3t
1175 Mar 30: TIME: Scientists say getting "high" makes you a better person | http://ti.me/hRPokc (via @TIMEHealthland)
1174 Mar 30: sciencedaily: Seeing and experiencing violence makes aggression 'normal' for children: The more children are exposed to violen... http://bit.ly/e91giN
1173 Mar 30: AlannaChats: RT @BadDalaiLama: Misplacing your iPhone makes you recognize the fragility of life and how death stalks us all. ←Mentions Us!
1172 Mar 30: AlannaChats: That actually makes sense.. RT @OMGFacts: The song American Woman" was written by a Canadian band!"
1171 Mar 29: Qrystal: / I have been on hold / longer than the promised time; / hope is running thin. / - #haiku of dismay
1170 Mar 29: Qrystal: / Doing stupid things / is especially painful / when others suffer. / - #haiku :(
1169 Mar 29: TheBosha: "NO F8 Standing up for free will over predetermined destiny."
1168 Mar 29: BadDalaiLama: The Bad Dalai Lama is ISO 9001 compliant. Quality everywhere along the supply chain—from our brain to our iPhone to you!
1167 Mar 29: KrystelismS: Wow me too RT @preschoolgems: "I have lightning... in me!"
1166 Mar 29: BadDalaiLama: It's not that the person you loved has changed but that you've seen through your own delusions to who they were all along.
1165 Mar 29: BadDalaiLama: The world is filled with idiot savants—smart in some ways, but dumb in the things that matter.
1164 Mar 29: Kyoks1: @BadDalaiLama have you been to a japanese public restroom? Not only they work + are spotless clean but have an interesting experience design ←Mentions Us!
1163 Mar 29: trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama Thats nothing. My grandma remembers the old days of segregated outhouses. ←Mentions Us!
1162 Mar 29: dunebat: @BadDalaiLama Isn't that human nature, though? ←Mentions Us!
1161 Mar 29: SocialPsych: Negative Attitudes Toward Fat Bodies Going Global, Study Finds http://bit.ly/fYHyyY
1160 Mar 29: the_bat: @BadDalaiLama Ah, yes. We asked ourselves that same question back in the Pleistocene as we relayed drummed msgs from one glacier to the next ←Mentions Us!
1159 Mar 29: BSeanRoss: The words synonym and antonym are antonyms. Well played, antonym.
1158 Mar 29: AlannaChats: So good though :) RT @alexanderdyer: Being John malkovich is the weirdest movie ever and I'm only 5 minutes in
1157 Mar 29: halliewallen: @BadDalaiLama What about when your impression of the one you love changes? ←Mentions Us!
1156 Mar 29: BadDalaiLama: As a rule, Paradise turns into Hell as soon as you move there.
1155 Mar 28: TheBosha: Arguing with a producer over music we can't afford to license anyway is a reminder that wasting time wasn't invented by the internet.
1154 Mar 28: BadDalaiLama: "The emperor has no clothes!" cried the boy, at which point the secret police took him away and he was never heard from again.
1153 Mar 28: Erekosse: @BadDalaiLama I think your essay on technology has some true facts. Sometimes feel like technology dehumanize us or dumb us. ←Mentions Us!
1152 Mar 28: BadDalaiLama: "Nurturing dissent" is the practice of making it easy for people to disagree with you, so you'll have accurate feedback when you need it.
1151 Mar 28: TheBosha: Any fool can have children, deserving them is the tricky part.
1150 Mar 28: trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama Would you have people stop being inventive? ←Mentions Us!
1149 Mar 28: exurban: @BadDalaiLama writing ←Mentions Us!
1148 Mar 28: trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama So says the man who utilizes tech everyday to better himself and to globally disseminate his gained insight. ←Mentions Us!
1147 Mar 27: the_anastasia: Jesus died for our right to sin and get away with it.
1146 Mar 27: GenaMilanesi: girl crushin. http://www.knighttcat.com/2011/03/ruraltrails.html #beautiful
1145 Mar 27: KristenMissUSA: @laurenahayes lola!! What you doin woman?
1144 Mar 27: BadDalaiLama: For the hairless, turtlenecks are now "in". http://twitpic.com/4e0tld
1143 Mar 27: the_anastasia: I only go to church ironically.
1142 Mar 27: BadDalaiLama: On My Bucket List: Date a Kardashian. (I assume you do that by cutting it open and counting the rings.)
1141 Mar 27: Telegraph: Japan nuclear crisis: huge increase in radiation level at crippled nuclear plant http://tgr.ph/ghLY5u
1140 Mar 27: ebertchicago: World ends at 6 p.m. May 21, PDT. If you didn't follow me you might have missed this news. http://ind.pn/gZUDIw
1139 Mar 27: brainpicker: Ace vintage minimalist travel posters show off superheroes' home cities http://j.mp/hdWoaa (via @mattigee)
1138 Mar 27: TheBosha: Just be glad you've never suffered a tragedy big enough for a bunch of pop stars to make a self-promoting compilation album about it.
1137 Mar 27: TheBosha: Sometimes I want to pack it up, make my user name "uncredited quotes," change my avi to a sexy babe then just sit back and rake in the cash.
1136 Mar 27: BadDalaiLama: The death spiral begins when you think you've found happiness and decide to nail it down with a contract.
1135 Mar 27: 65mph_: @BadDalaiLama But plants can move. They grow towards the sun and shift leaves accordingly. Much more adaptable than some people I know... ←Mentions Us!
1134 Mar 27: BadDalaiLama: The difference between animals and plants is animals can move and adapt to change. In the case of married people, it's a fine distinction.
1133 Mar 27: princeboucher: Putting up a fence leaves you gated in your own expense.
1132 Mar 27: GreatestQuotes: "If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams." - Les Brown
1131 Mar 26: OurTownMagazine: 17. I watched a loggerhead turtle lay it's eggs on the beach, during a full moon. #100factsaboutme
1130 Mar 26: MsKellyButler: News flash! Humans ruled by emotions. http://t.co/c1mtuNM via @flowchainsensei
1129 Mar 26: laurenahayes: I wonder if it's beauty is related to it's impossibility
1128 Mar 26: the_bat: #FF Follow @BadDalaiLama & you will learn everything you mostly need to know. But I know all the rest. (With apologies to Mark Twain...) ←Mentions Us!
1127 Mar 26: GeeAjavon: This is my Favorite! All I needed for the year!RT @BadDalaiLama: Most people are poor autodidacts because they find ... http://tmi.me/8856C ←Mentions Us!
1126 Mar 26: loic: I tried the new color app update and 1) I still don't get it and 2) I could not care less about strangers posting pics around me
1125 Mar 26: pympdr: If you are wondering what happens when beauty meets the brain, follow @lolahayes. You can thank me later.
1124 Mar 26: BadDalaiLama: Jungle Journey to the Blue Hole, Kauai—Part 1 http://youtu.be/FzhPRK36308 (5 days ago) - Our best video ever! Gnarly! (Part 2 coming soon!)
1123 Mar 25: laurenahayes: Google's Earth Murals Could Be The New Billboards http://bit.ly/f6exnF
1122 Mar 25: laurenahayes: + @blakeross @princeboucher @francispedraza @pympdr @andykleinman @andywarholla @craigclemens @eglinski @ross @baddalailama ←Mentions Us!
1121 Mar 25: laurenahayes: What's the point of saving the world if it's too easy?
1120 Mar 25: francispedraza: @BadDalaiLama good point! yeah, you're right, but "My kids will learn ROR" just isn't as catchy @lolahayes ←Mentions Us!
1119 Mar 25: Kyoks1: La infancia nos da el encuadre en base al cual procesamos la vida. No podemos cambiarlo pero si compensar sus carencias via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
1118 Aug 10: falsettoclergy: The best part of waking up is @inquestioner's morning dump of the soul. Follow the man already.
1117 Jul 21: Paytonblumpkin1: Just wondering how Jack and Diane made out. #ohyealifegoeson
1116 Jul 21: Paytonblumpkin1: If a law is named after someone and you break it, is it a defense to say you don't follow the news?
1115 Jun 16: NihilDeNada: My respect for The Beatles wanes with each beat of Paul McCartney's heart.
1114 Jun 13: NihilDeNada: Remember when addictions weren't excuses for unacceptable behavior by people of some notoriety who got caught?
1113 May 25: NihilDeNada: Meaning is where you put it last.
1112 Mar 25: the_anastasia: "My professor is a nice guy so I emailed him saying if I ever go on a killing spree, I'd kill him last. No response."
1111 Mar 25: Social_Satan: Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.
1110 Mar 25: WSJ: Study finds that, in stressful situations, slackers may actually perform better than type-A multitaskers http://on.wsj.com/gxMtCH
1109 Mar 25: AllGreatQuotes: "The essential question is not, How busy are you? but What are you busy at?" - Oprah Winfrey http://bit.ly/bAizFo
1108 Mar 25: philo_quotes: Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. ~ Plato http://bit.ly/philq
1107 Mar 25: SemperAugustus: The last time I was caught in a storm was during a photoshoot at a cemetery. I was naked and shivering, but it was exhilarating.
1106 Mar 25: NewMindMirror: R @quippdPsych Love remains a main source of regret for typical American, study finds - Physorg http://su.pr/1Ubbba
1105 Mar 25: MinnieGupta: Sometimes just annoy people I pronounce the "p" in the word "psycho."
1104 Mar 25: GeeAjavon: Lmao I can't stop laughin RT @BadDalaiLama: technological chauvinism—n. the belief of each new generation ... http://tmi.me/83WKK ←Mentions Us!
1103 Mar 24: princeboucher: Yeah... I got my girlfriend from the cloud: http://ht.ly/4lUN6
1102 Mar 24: Kurt_Vonnegut: Wake up, you idiots! Whatever made you think that money was so valuable?
1101 Mar 24: TheBosha: Hey atheists, knock it down a notch. Nobody wants *you* knocking on their door with pamphlets, either.
1100 Mar 24: laurenahayes: How to achieve my childhood dreams of knowing everyone in the universe and becoming immortal
1099 Mar 24: laurenahayes: Cult of happiness is collective intoxication; in the guise of emancipation it transforms a high ideal into its opposite http://bit.ly/fIs5fJ
1098 Mar 24: laurenahayes: The Virtues Of Play http://bit.ly/eNsuHa
1097 Mar 24: JKnightJKnight: Should be posted at every high school! RT @BadDalaiLama: "Do not act as if you were going to live ten thousand years. Death hangs over you." ←Mentions Us!
1096 Mar 24: garamiredux: Dead Emperors band lineup : M.Aurelius (vocals, lyrics);J.Caesar (producer);C.Nero (harp,lead guitar); O.Augustus (bass); Antonius (drums).
1095 Mar 24: philoquotes: It is not reason which is the guide of life, but custom. ~ David Hume http://bit.ly/philq
1094 Mar 24: philo_quotes: Ability will never catch up with the demand for it. ~ Confucius http://bit.ly/philq
1093 Mar 24: garamiredux: "Do not act as if you were going to live ten thousand years. Death hangs over you.While you live,while it is in your power,be good".(M.A.)
1092 Mar 24: laurenahayes: RT @salwahafiz: The solipsistic, absurd belief that we create our own reality when what we really create is our own illusion.
1091 Mar 24: laurenahayes: I come in peace
1090 Mar 24: laurenahayes: When you say "u r" instead of "you are" I can only imagine which James Bond-esque tasks of nanosecond shaving importance you may be tackling
1089 Mar 24: laurenahayes: RT @fadereu: I'M ON ASTEROIDS!!!
1088 Mar 24: amankaptan: @BadDalaiLama studying creative writing makes great sense. thanks to that lessons you'll learn ctreativity is not something to be learnt... ←Mentions Us!
1087 Mar 24: laurenahayes: What if the black monolith from 2001 did a million hits of ecstasy http://t.co/gCyBbfV
1086 Mar 24: laurenahayes: Amazing. A view inside the world's largest train tunnel, now under construction http://bit.ly/g6RfN8
1085 Mar 24: laurenahayes: Hahaha: Limewire Being Sued For 75 Trillion http://bit.ly/heK6uA
1084 Mar 24: DevilinaSkirt: @BadDalaiLama I'm a great writer cause I'm a great thinker take that creative writing! ←Mentions Us!
1083 Mar 24: philo_quotes: Life begins on the other side of despair. ~ Sartre http://bit.ly/philq
1082 Mar 24: laurenahayes: Great read - The awesomeness manifesto: http://bit.ly/b98DRn
1081 Mar 24: JerryThomas: Dear Internet: I didn't actually read all those terms and conditions I said I did.
1080 Mar 24: laurenahayes: Do You Love Your Stuff Too Much? Maybe It's Because No One Loves You - TIME http://su.pr/2XcUeO
1079 Mar 24: laurenahayes: I missed my home cooking http://plixi.com/p/86362803
1078 Mar 23: annielederman: My birth control pills have completely destroyed my libido. Man, those things really work!
1077 Mar 23: the_anastasia: If you star us do we not rejoice? If you tweet us do we not lol? If you FF us do we not thank? And if you unfollow us shall we not revenge?
1076 Mar 23: laurenahayes: I look the exact same http://plixi.com/p/86163937
1075 Mar 22: GeorgeBray: Your mobile phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon. We launch a bird into pigs.
1074 Mar 22: GuruBadu: Do you believe you have the ability to freely choose whether you believe you have the ability to freely choose?
1073 Mar 22: Social_Satan: What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.
1072 Mar 22: TheBosha: My experience with 3-way stop sign intersections leads me to suspect group sex would be a disappointment.
1071 Mar 22: laurenahayes: That was quick: Four lines of code is all it takes for The New York Times' paywall to come tumbling down http://t.co/3ioHSVI
1070 Mar 22: ShashaModi: I've had 7 cups of tea to help me feel more creative! Does hallucinating count as thinking out of the box? ;o)
1069 Mar 22: PoulsNocturne: I stand on the bus, balancing myself. Same way I try to balance my emotions. Realizing I can balance it all but myself.
1068 Mar 22: o6uoq: @BadDalaiLama if you want respect to talk about challenging travel, try Iraq or Sierra Leone. Now we're talking. ←Mentions Us!
1067 Mar 22: garamiredux: Under the cover of the most elaborate plot, it is always hidden one's most simple desire.
1066 Mar 22: McBuddah: Something's spooked the horses..
1065 Mar 22: haelox: Ok, now THIS is brilliant headline writing! "Sarah Palin aborts visit to Bethlehem" http://ow.ly/4jndp
1064 Mar 22: trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama You can read all the books about Paris you want, but you can only see Paris by seeing Paris. ←Mentions Us!
1063 Mar 22: BuddhaBaggins: @BadDalaiLama it's my dream to travel and learn new cultures with total open mind ←Mentions Us!
1062 Mar 22: MailOnline: Addicted to excess: From reverence for the Nazis to an insatiable appetite for drugs and sex… http://goo.gl/fb/SRTne
1061 Mar 22: soundhunter: RT @crankfetter: My first mistake was thinking I knew what the fuck was going on. My second mistake was the one after that.
1060 Mar 22: crankfetter: My first mistake was thinking I knew what the fuck was going on. My second mistake was the one after that.
1059 Mar 21: MsLauraShields: Do not speak- unless it improves on silence.
1058 Mar 21: Kyoks1: @BadDalaiLama you kind of look more like lord Voldemort in this one...no offence. ←Mentions Us!
1057 Mar 21: sciencedaily: Native Americans modified American landscape years prior to arrival of Europeans: A new study shows that Native ... http://bit.ly/fgCQxF
1056 Mar 21: Pokersoul: Happy Birthday twitter, without you, several of us would have gone postal....
1055 Mar 21: FlyoverJoel: Peter Piper's Picked Pecks of Pickled Peppers organization optimized online orders by outsourcing and offshoring operations.
1054 Mar 21: noahWG: "Twitter! Listen when I speak! Sit still for five min! Chew with your mouth closed! Potty humor is NOT funny! 5-year-olds are incorrigible."
1053 Mar 21: TheBosha: Self-actualized, self-employed, self-loathing, self-centered and auto-erotic... I may have taken this independence thing too far.
1052 Mar 21: soundhunter: I only becmae frightened of death when I became a mother, the center of my children's world
1051 Mar 21: RexHuppke: Happy Birthday, Twitter. Before you came along, "social media strategists" were just called "lazy people."
1050 Mar 21: kellyoxford: FACT: The internet was invented to globalize complaining.
1049 Mar 21: SethMacFarlane: I hope we get all of Libya's unobtanium.
1048 Mar 21: kellyoxford: Packing three children up for their first trip to Los Angeles feels exactly like ignoring an R rating on a movie they're about to watch.
1047 Mar 21: agnosticcc: Twitter gives you a wonderful glimpse at what it must be like to be famous, while offering none of the benefits of fame.
1046 Mar 21: newscientist: Japanese fatalistic about risk of death from #earthquake http://bit.ly/gi8O4g <interesting cross-cultural comparison
1045 Mar 21: agnosticcc: The first tweet I made was upside down on a calculator during our math class back in highschool.
1044 Mar 21: dunebat: @BadDalaiLama Damn fine book! :D ←Mentions Us!
1043 Mar 21: GreatestQuotes: "Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome." - Samuel Johnson
1042 Mar 21: TelegraphNews: BT hikes phone call prices - adding £100 to annual bills http://tgr.ph/hqVeNe
1041 Mar 21: TheEconomist: Two days of heavy air strikes by a Western-led coalition have abruptly flipped the momentum of Libya's civil war http://econ.st/gh1r1F
1040 Mar 21: speakinggump: The Four Personalities of Creativity: http://t.co/Z4A0VM9 ... The Artist, the Judge, the Warrior and the Accountant
1039 Mar 21: KrystelismS: It sucks to be but flesh and bones. We're trapped
1038 Mar 21: philoquotes: Anger, if not restrained, is frequently more hurtful to us than the injury that provokes it. ~ Seneca http://bit.ly/philq
1037 Mar 21: Telegraph: Supermoon blamed for stranding five ships in Solent http://tgr.ph/e8vUMW
1036 Mar 21: TheEconomist: Why the internet didn't eliminate distance http://econ.st/eHGNsg
1035 Mar 21: laurenahayes: I'm at Air France Lounge (Aéroport Roissy Charles de Gaulle (CDG), Terminal 2E, Paris) http://4sq.com/hBpJMc
1034 Mar 21: laurenahayes: I'm at Laduree [pic]: http://4sq.com/i0KbEg
1033 Mar 21: philo_quotes: Wisdom alone is the science of others sciences. ~ Plato
1032 Mar 21: trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama Are you getting phantom 'stache pain? ←Mentions Us!
1031 Mar 21: NewMindMirror: The greater a wife's age gap from her husband, the lower her life expectancy http://su.pr/8Ctl0g
1030 Mar 21: garamiredux: I don't have a problem with those who want form without content, but with those who need content without form.
1029 Mar 21: laurenahayes: If you listen hard enough you can hear your iPhone breathing
1028 Mar 21: MotherCatt: Dinner was lovely.... and if @BadDalaiLama says it served no purpose ....well.... at least he'll always have his dog food... ←Mentions Us!
1027 Mar 20: Stonerpreneur: @baddalailama Life is too rich and nuanced for it to be worthwhile to judge value in such a black and white way. I see your point, but meh. ←Mentions Us!
1026 Mar 20: BadDalaiLama: Just by virtue of living, you find problems standing in front of you. You earn satisfaction and relief from pain in solving them well.
1025 Mar 20: garamiredux: @BadDalaiLama Solve problems in life for what? Be satisfied with ourselves?That is in the end,a sensation. Purpose is great but not enough. ←Mentions Us!
1024 Mar 20: shwaywhat: @BadDalaiLama but there are symphonies written that have great meaning. If you can't hear emotions and feelings in music I feel bad for you. ←Mentions Us!
1023 Mar 20: MotherCatt: @BadDalaiLama Although I can agree with some of your sentiment, it sounds somewhat robotic..........and sad...... ←Mentions Us!
1022 Mar 20: garamiredux: @BadDalaiLama is living la vida loca like we all should do. #inspirational ←Mentions Us!
1021 Mar 20: Jowtok: @BadDalaiLama so experiencing an unexpected "dip" doesn't necessarily mean the relationship has no value. #Brightside ←Mentions Us!
1020 Mar 20: TheBosha: Trending Topics consistently inform us that the prevailing trend is stupidity.
1019 Mar 20: dykemovies: If you removed all homosexual influence from what is regarded as American culture you would pretty much be left with Let's Make a Deal.
1018 Mar 20: NewMindMirror: Human Prejudice Has Ancient Evolutionary Roots - ScienceDaily http://su.pr/18dfvf
1017 Mar 20: GaryDelaney: I think narcissists should take a long hard look at themselves.
1016 Mar 20: laurenahayes: The Creative Personality: Both Extroverted and Introverted http://su.pr/9CBcDU
1015 Mar 20: laurenahayes: Escargot mmmm http://plixi.com/p/85358260
1014 Mar 20: laurenahayes: Possible Early Warning Sign for Market Crashes http://bit.ly/hc6Lu5
1013 Mar 19: ziggzagzac: I'm stuck in a cubicle while @BadDalaiLama is taking a hike on Waialeale in Hawaii. #lifeisntfair ←Mentions Us!
1012 Mar 19: Arhanious: "bir yandan da bu adamin Hawaii'deki maceralarini izliyorum :) RT @BadDalaiLama The Blue Hole! (crater of Waialeale) http://t.co/DBeDcx1" ←Mentions Us!
1011 Mar 19: MinnieGupta: I feel shoeicidal quite often
1010 Mar 19: Arhanious: "Libya yordu, yeter! bakin adam nerelere cikiyor: RT @BadDalaiLama The base of crater is ahead. See the waterfalls! http://t.co/PH7GeIY" ←Mentions Us!
1009 Mar 19: MotherCatt: @BadDalaiLama 'What good is a sensation that passes through you, leaving no trace behind?' -You suggest that one should feel nothing..?.. ←Mentions Us!
1008 Mar 19: MotherCatt: @BadDalaiLama Your essay suggests that we all travel and learn from it but not enjoy it... ←Mentions Us!
1007 Mar 19: TheBosha: Due to tonight's "super moon," werewolves should be prepared to experience some temporary weight gain.
1006 Mar 19: Pokersoul: Son is at my moms house. I bet they are cooking stuff without setting it on fire. She always spoils him that way...
1005 Mar 19: laurenahayes: Focus on goals, not your "happiness." http://on.wsj.com/gl0s9E
1004 Mar 19: DalaiLama: HHDL arriving at the Main Tibetan Temple in Dharamsala, India, to give teachings on the "Jataka Tales" on March 19 http://twitpic.com/4azds9
1003 Mar 19: neo_indian: A writer using a dictionary is like a painter labeling his palette.
1002 Mar 19: philo_quotes: It is only at the first encounter that a face makes its full impression on us. ~ Schopenhauer
1001 Mar 19: laurenahayes: If you laugh while thinking too hard brains will come out of your nose
1000 Mar 19: laurenahayes: "The capacity to be alone is the capacity to love"
999 Mar 19: AllGreatQuotes: "In three words I can sum up what I've learned about life: It goes on." - Robert Frost http://bit.ly/bAizFo
998 Mar 18: msmugler: Uh oh. Im fucked! RT @BadDalaiLama Intelligence can usually be measured inversely to the relative density of "fuck" in ones natural speech. ←Mentions Us!
997 Mar 18: Kyoks1: lo unico mas aterrador q sentire solo es perderse en las necesidades d los otros via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
996 Mar 18: TheBosha: Two of my sons are visiting, and even though they're 16 and 18 years old I still maintain a deep-seated fear of stepping barefoot on a Lego.
995 Mar 18: garamiredux: "The fundamental loneliness goes whenever two can dream a dream together"
994 Mar 18: GenaMilanesi: live for pleasantly unexpected occurrences.
993 Mar 18: latimes: Disney temporarily suspends operations in Tokyo http://lat.ms/f7T3GM RT @latimesbiz
992 Mar 18: sciencedaily: Buying a new product: When is it better to ask a novice rather than an expert?: If you're considering a purchase... http://bit.ly/gbCNEj
991 Mar 17: trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama Well, at least he made it to the "other side". ←Mentions Us!
990 Mar 17: garamiredux: My book of feminine behavior would start with this line : "Never try to outguess a woman. You will always lose".
989 Mar 17: speakinggump: New blog posting, Initiate Good Communication - http://tinyurl.com/4v4743n
988 Mar 17: soundhunter: that sweet 4yr old in my avatar was just telling me her plans to cut her sister into pieces and boil her into soup #angermanagement
987 Mar 17: kellyoxford: When someone says "Just act natural" I think "I'm so screwed"
986 Mar 17: philo_quotes: For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. ~ Seneca http://bit.ly/philq
985 Mar 17: carlsjrofvegas: @BadDalaiLama Wecome to Kauai, if you get up to the Kilauea Lighthouse area, stop by the ice cream shop in the center for the world's best! ←Mentions Us!
984 Mar 17: MailOnline: Mel Gibson's new mug shot released as he is booked for battery charges: Mel Gibson has been… http://goo.gl/fb/XGYQn
983 Mar 17: TheBosha: Looks like *Unplanned* Parenthood has snagged most of the market share.
982 Mar 17: ebertchicago: I'm not a fan of the Twilight movies. But Robert Pattinson is smart, articulate and paying a high price for fame. http://bit.ly/h21IXz
981 Mar 17: laurenahayes: Bad jobs are just as damaging to your mental health as unemployment #bettertoquit http://bit.ly/dW4SzK
980 Mar 17: TheQuotesMan: ''Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.'' - Sue Murphy #FunnyQuotes
979 Mar 17: newscientist: Forget silly putty: The brain is more like lego http://bit.ly/gUekr4
978 Mar 17: oliverburkeman: A content farm answers the question: "How to deal with an existential crisis?" http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-with-an-Existential-Crisis
977 Mar 17: GreatestQuotes: "Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
976 Mar 17: BadDalaiLama: Lihue Walmart: your source for genuine Hawaiian souvenirs—made in China. http://t.co/RSvEW5w
975 Mar 17: trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama Enjoy your canopy of stars tonight. Be safe. ←Mentions Us!
974 Mar 17: Cinnapuff: @BadDalaiLama You live such an interesting life! Oh, and btw... your old website was the 1st site I ever saw in the internet :) ←Mentions Us!
973 Mar 17: NewMindMirror: Why Did Consciousness Evolve, and How Can We Modify It? - Discover http://su.pr/1p25eG
972 Mar 17: garamiredux: The illusion of control is more dangerous than the lack of it.
971 Mar 17: zamiang: "Price of Gigabyte 1981 $300,000 1987 $50,000 1990 $10,000 1994 $1000 1997 $100 2000 $10 2004 $1 2010 $0.10 via @Floheiss"
970 Mar 16: Kyoks1: si apoyas a alguien incondicionalmente se aprovecharan de ti incondicionalmente. via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
969 Mar 16: Kyoks1: Lo mas valioso de visitar otras culturas es obtener una nueva perspectiva de la propia. via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
968 Mar 16: Sports_Greats: Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen. -Michael Jordan
967 Mar 16: laurenahayes: Large Hadron Collider could be world's first time machine http://bit.ly/egi27R
966 Mar 16: philoquotes: The secret to humor is surprise. ~ Aristotle http://bit.ly/philq
965 Mar 16: philo_quotes: An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all ~ Socrates http://bit.ly/philq
964 Mar 16: TheWah: @BadDalaiLama My future self will be just as much an idiot... And I'm not that sure about my present self. ←Mentions Us!
963 Mar 16: garamiredux: Life without romance, is like a movie without a soundtrack. It turns into a documentary.
962 Mar 15: EvanAndGareth: You do not look like the famous person who's picture you put on your facebook as someone who looks like you.
961 Mar 15: philosophytweet: A work of art has no importance whatever to society. It is only important to the individual.-Nabokov
960 Mar 15: UnknownPhilosop: Picture how reality changes and put yourself at the right place at the right time.
959 Mar 15: Kurt_Vonnegut: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college
958 Mar 15: philoquotes: To abstain from sin when one can no longer sin is to be forsaken by sin, not to forsake it. ~ Saint Augustine
957 Mar 15: TheBosha: "Sucks to be you today, Caesar." -William Shakespeare
956 Mar 15: Kyoks1: El fraude educacional + grande: Clases de Creatividad (tecnicas, claro! pero Creatividad como tal no se puede "enseñar") via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
955 Mar 15: Kyoks1: no hay ejemplos en el mundo de educacion formal en creatividad (mencionen una!), se pueden enseñar tecnicas solamente. via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
954 Mar 15: SrMaryNapalm: @BadDalaiLama Edward De Bono's techniques can help anyone with structured creativity ←Mentions Us!
953 Mar 15: sbellelauren: sweet, sweet chilly wind, whipping through my driver's open window, thank you ever so kindly, for reminding me i forgot to bring a bra.
952 Mar 15: SethMacFarlane: "I wasn't responsible for that terrible war I was responsible for." -- Don Rumsfeld's "Known and Unknown" in tweet form.
951 Mar 15: trixieboots: The phrase "fork-split" on the bag of English muffins means "We stuck a fork in 'em to remind you to cut them in half with a knife."
950 Mar 15: garamiredux: Decide to try Bleu de Chanel today and see if gorgeous European actresses run amok after me on the streets.
949 Mar 15: worldpolice: Being a realist is hard http://t.co/fyu478J
948 Mar 15: NewMindMirror: Is Happiness Overrated? Study Finds Physical Benefits to Some (Not All) Good Feelings - WSJ http://su.pr/7VfHr1
947 Mar 15: michellenassau: @BadDalaiLama I'm laughing out loud with your she's leaving home after living alone for so many years. I needed this LOL ←Mentions Us!
946 Mar 14: GreatestQuotes: "The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when someone asked me what I thought, and attended to my answer." - Henry David Thoreau
945 Mar 14: pympdr: "The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes."
944 Mar 14: laurenahayes: Just woke up from a nightmare of a ménage à trois with Beck and Sheen
943 Mar 14: laurenahayes: "The cause of situational overload is too much noise. The cause of ambient overload is too much signal." http://bit.ly/hESj6e
942 Mar 14: laurenahayes: Paradox: Quality & speed of information filters have been improving extraordinarily quickly, yet information overload is stronger than ever.
941 Mar 14: laurenahayes: Scenius: individual genius + social environment. Network itself isn't smart, but individuals get smarter by connecting to the network.
940 Mar 14: laurenahayes: The storage capacity of the brain is virtually limitless - estimated number of patterns nerve cells could form is 1 followed by 800 zeros.
939 Mar 14: laurenahayes: "The average person is believed to have 70,000 thoughts a day." http://gu.com/p/2nyca
938 Mar 14: MissMallibu: One way I dominate Monday is through random bursts of hyperbolic British inflections.
937 Mar 14: newscientist: Firestarters: Fire was *not* the spark for human colonisation of Europe http://bit.ly/gquR4f
936 Mar 14: AndrewBober: @BadDalaiLama people who describe themselves as reliable tend to confuse this with arriving too early ←Mentions Us!
935 Mar 14: Stonerpreneur: #dosomethingwiththis @neilhamburger RT @baddalailama: Downtown Kentwood, Louisiana- Britney Spears' hometown. Right now! http://t.co/pCylYJb ←Mentions Us!
934 Mar 14: philoquotes: A friend to all is a friend to none. ~ Aristotle
933 Mar 14: NewMindMirror: Tumours could be the ancestors of animals - NewScientist http://su.pr/2Zew0n #cancer #tumour #biology
932 Mar 14: Jowtok: @BadDalaiLama your "embrace disaster!" tweet made me think of a sequel : embrace disaster, that's the only way to break it's neck ! ←Mentions Us!
931 Mar 14: NarwhalMagazine: I couldnt agree more! "@BadDalaiLama: The key to overcoming your own narcissism is to hide it behind useful content." ←Mentions Us!
930 Mar 14: joelofarc: @BadDalaiLama Disagree. Too often the news is concerned with trivial bullshit, whilst ignoring the bigger and/or more important stories. ←Mentions Us!
929 Mar 13: washingtonpost: Ciudad Juarez 'safe corridors' plagued by killings http://wapo.st/gQYME1
928 Mar 13: trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama Situational Ethics: Neighbor's house burns down? Offer shelter,food, etc. Homeless guy we see every day? Give $1 occasionally. ←Mentions Us!
927 Mar 13: akierig: @BadDalaiLama how can I give money to the Libyan rebels? ←Mentions Us!
926 Mar 13: YaySarahC: The second is poo-flinging. Tends to work better, actually. RT @BadDalaiLama Anger is the first defense of the guilty. ←Mentions Us!
925 Mar 13: georgiatriallaw: @BadDalaiLama Gotta live and let live Lama. ←Mentions Us!
924 Mar 13: PeaceConclusion: My purple-lina sister, Anna Sophia. http://twitpic.com/495uaz
923 Mar 13: GreatestQuotes: "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill
922 Mar 13: KrystelismS: Fuck school. School yourself.
921 Mar 13: noahWG: This is an unprecedented attack on our health care system. Denny's, open 24hrs a day, is offering $4 all-you-can-eat pancakes to Americans.
920 Mar 13: Kyoks1: @BadDalaiLama until life in suburbia ends and reality strikes in...rude awakwening ←Mentions Us!
919 Mar 13: RhodiHawk: Foggy sunrise on Buffalo Bayou. I could hear the bats snoring under the bridge.
918 Mar 13: NewMindMirror: Humans Age at Same Rate as Chimps, Gorillas - Discovery http://su.pr/16ZX4o
917 Mar 13: DOGENZEN: [en anglais] Les gens plus honnêtes et plus humbles ont de meilleures performances au travail http://bit.ly/fOkkCk (+ http://bit.ly/elgj83 )
916 Mar 13: NewMindMirror: Sleep is More Important than Food - Harvard Biz Review http://su.pr/1g22E1
915 Mar 13: philo_quotes: Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your heart's desire; the other is to get it. ~ Socrates
914 Mar 13: BadDalaiLama: Love is a dance of "Closer, please, but not too close!"
913 Mar 13: AndyWarholla: Knowing the DSM-IV manual makes it easy to navigate Los Angeles & interpersonal relationships.
912 Mar 13: BadDalaiLama: "To change one's life; Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions." —William James
911 Mar 13: lonelyplanet: Hidden flavours of Paris http://bit.ly/dQzlcM #lp
910 Mar 13: KrystelismS: ( c ) ( c ) Nipple ringed boobs
909 Mar 13: KrystelismS: Silicon boobs ( + )( + ) Cold boobs (^)(^) Grandma boobs \./\./ Perfect boobs (o Y o) Small boobs (.)(.) Asymmetrical boobs (•)(.)
908 Mar 13: washingtonpost: Japan quake-tsunami death toll likely over 10,000 http://wapo.st/emm9JU
907 Mar 13: KrystelismS: "The same thing we do every night Pinky! Try to bring home a girl!"
906 Mar 13: Morros: How many Mayans does it take to screw in a stone calendar?
905 Mar 13: nytimes: Abused and Used : At State-Run Homes, Abuse and Impunity http://nyti.ms/gid28l
904 Mar 13: GreatestQuotes: "The only real valuable thing is intuition." - Albert Einstein
903 Mar 13: philoquotes: We are doomed to cling to a life even while we find it unendurable. ~ William James http://bit.ly/philq
902 Mar 13: TheBosha: So sick of you hour-hugging hippies and your "save the daylight" crap.
901 Mar 13: GreatestQuotes: "To change one's life; Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions." - William James
900 Mar 13: AncientProverbs: Who is not satisfied with himself will grow; who is not sure of his own correctness will learn many things. -Chinese Proverbs
899 Mar 13: latimes: Tsunami: California damage estimated at $50 million http://lat.ms/eFkSmV
898 Mar 13: dykemovies: The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born. - Elayne Boosler
897 Mar 13: AncientProverbs: If a man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it. -Socrates
896 Mar 13: laurendawesome: I walked into a bathroom and I was raped by fabreeze. RAPED!
895 Mar 13: Jesus_M_Christ: Eating Cadbury Eggs around Easter make my crucifixion worth it.
894 Mar 13: JerryThomas: I might have become a serial killer, but I guess I'm just not much of a people person.
893 Mar 12: Jesus_M_Christ: #RTthisif you have free will.
892 Mar 12: TheZacharyCodes: @BadDalaiLama I love you. ←Mentions Us!
891 Mar 12: MissMallibu: Do the ladies making porn faces at their webcams celebrate when they become Twitter spambots?
890 Mar 12: TheZacharyCodes: What @BadDalaiLama is saying is that the Michael Cera types never get the girl. You get her by being a douche. Not my idea, it's science ←Mentions Us!
889 Mar 12: ATLSnakey: @BadDalaiLama Yes, like that nasty meth mouth that was so cute at first. ←Mentions Us!
888 Mar 12: SirRocket: @BadDalaiLama I'm afraid no truer words have ever been spoken on this subject. ←Mentions Us!
887 Mar 12: burntsugar: @BadDalaiLama gaaawd.... ←Mentions Us!
886 Mar 12: TheBosha: My da, who always insisted I had to suffer in silence while he WALKS AROUND WITH HIS OWN FIDDLER. http://t.co/uCzWm65
885 Mar 12: RexHuppke: I know! And AIDS too, right? RT @KimKardashian I hate when I order food to go and they get my order wrong.
884 Mar 12: TheZacharyCodes: @BadDalaiLama I've been thinking about that alot lately, and trying to find some science to back it up. Thanks! ←Mentions Us!
883 Mar 12: sciencedaily: Testosterone linked to men's ability to 'woo' potential mates: Theories have long proposed that testosterone inf... http://bit.ly/g1vSYb
882 Mar 12: sciencedaily: Atlantis found? Film highlights professor's efforts to locate fabled lost city: Could the fabled lost city of At... http://bit.ly/dH6sFg
881 Mar 12: TheBosha: My ma, who might be more Irisher than your ma. http://t.co/8Y0HnYr
880 Mar 12: krd_metalgirl: The Zombie needs a Hug.
879 Mar 12: laurendawesome: If a tweet has been retweeted by someone with no followers, did philosophy just happen?
878 Mar 12: FlyoverJoel: Ennui: For those times when the only energy you have is reserved for sounding pretentious.
877 Mar 12: hotforwords: Microwave mentality: Having the attitude that if something can't be done in 5 minutes or less, it's not worth doing.
876 Mar 12: Javi_Air: @MikeSchism Ha! Happens. There were a couple of days I could swear @BadDalaiLama had hacked my computer cuz the tweets were so my life! ←Mentions Us!
875 Mar 11: TiniusArts: Women who say they like "bad boys," then complain about the abuse. Them.
874 Mar 11: Goldilocks_257: @BadDalaiLama Great blog, just discovered it and I'm hooked ←Mentions Us!
873 Mar 11: philo_quotes: The less men think, the more they talk. ~ Montesquieu http://bit.ly/philq
872 Mar 11: NewMindMirror: Cerebellum Provides Clues to the Nature of Human Intelligence - ScienceDaily http://su.pr/1RXfHm
871 Mar 11: MailOnline: Come fly with me: Christina Ricci gets 1960s makeover on pilot for new TV show Pan Am that… http://goo.gl/fb/S9PHb
870 Mar 11: washingtonpost: #Gaza power plant engineer being held in #Israel prison after disappearing from train in Ukraine http://wapo.st/fe6Ac4
869 Mar 11: agnosticcc: I have decided to be a guru by bastardizing other people's platitudes. Today's advice: exceed your issues and confront your expectations!
868 Mar 11: JerryThomas: I hate it when I Question Authority and it gives satisfactory answers.
867 Mar 11: rongillmore: @BadDalaiLama Death is always your co-pilot companion, silent, waiting. ←Mentions Us!
866 Mar 11: MissMallibu: Nothing makes me cringe quite like the phrase "Good times."
865 Mar 11: Kyoks1: Vamos en nuestro Titanic personal, obsesionados con los detalles en cubierta, mientras olvidamos lo que le pasa al barco via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
864 Mar 11: RexHuppke: Me: "They're baby teeth, they'll fall out. Why should we brush them? That's like washing paper plates."
863 Mar 10: philo_quotes: Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact. ~ William James http://bit.ly/philq
862 Mar 10: NewMindMirror: Why man had to lose the spines on his penis in order to enjoy sex for longer http://su.pr/2iKKSC
861 Mar 10: d_tunstall: Did an interview for mudkiss fanzine, i wouldn't normally share these links as i don't like saying much (i do... http://fb.me/tv9Ps3vP
860 Mar 10: Kyoks1: el concepto de "sexo sin complicaciones" es un mito. Tarde o temprano alguien lo va a tomar en serio via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
859 Mar 10: kbAngel: @BadDalaiLama that is so so true!!!!! ←Mentions Us!
858 Mar 10: Arhanious: hahaa :) cogunluk icin dogru! RT @BadDalaiLama academia-community of educated people united by their lack of experience in the real world. ←Mentions Us!
857 Mar 10: maggiepriceless: "Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it. - P. J. O'Rourke"
856 Mar 10: jasminesays: @BadDalaiLama the result of exploring sex and drugs to their outer limits feels identical but brings opposite results (death vs new life) ←Mentions Us!
855 Mar 10: Mostlegendary: @BadDalaiLama bollocks, drugs have a stopping mechanism, you can't continue after death. :p ←Mentions Us!
854 Mar 10: laurenahayes: "Doors limit access & thus create mystery. Without them, curiosity would be stumped." Paola Antonelli
853 Mar 10: laurenahayes: X Games in Tignes. I'll take a run for you :) RT @andykleinman: @lolahayes where are you heading to, Hayes?
852 Mar 10: laurenahayes: I have been searching for some psychological explanation as to why I'm so hard on my stuff. Makes sense: http://bit.ly/ffdjoF
851 Mar 10: laurenahayes: 30 Things We Need & 30 We Don't http://bit.ly/fj5TMn
850 Mar 10: laurenahayes: May I please have the key to the garden?
849 Mar 9: laurenahayes: To the airport I go :) http://plixi.com/p/82837319
848 Mar 9: Kyoks1: @BadDalaiLama (b) it's just one more expression of the law of karma. option (a) is only an ilussion. sorry. ←Mentions Us!
847 Mar 9: Kyoks1: Algunas personas súper religiosas son las + narcisistas. No entienden q otros puedan tener opiniones diferentes a ellos via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
846 Mar 9: kellyoxford: TIP: Telling people you're younger than you actually are just makes your face look old for that age.
845 Mar 9: AndyWarholla: Good & Bad fortunes are a matter of fate. Good & Bad actions are man made.
844 Mar 9: FlyoverJoel: Wisdom, the 60 year old wild albatross, says the secret to her longevity is not being shot from a helicopter by Sarah Palin.
843 Mar 9: FilmEngine: Photo: Snow White and the Huntsman Universal & FilmEngine: Pre-production (December 21, 2012) | Live action,... http://tumblr.com/xuo1py092m
842 Mar 9: AndrewBober: @BadDalaiLama you know if the cosmos is out of kilter when your feet send a twitpic photo looking back. ←Mentions Us!
841 Mar 9: Kyoks1: La religión es el refugio de los narcisistas. Nada valida + el sentirse "especial", q creer q Dios te conoce personalmentevia @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
840 Mar 9: HuffingtonPost: Study suggests this is why women post photos on Facebook http://huff.to/igV8Tn
839 Mar 9: GreatestQuotes: "The ability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something to say." - Michael P. Hart
838 Mar 9: YaySarahC: I give myself a big hug daily. RT @BadDalaiLama Embrace disaster! ←Mentions Us!
837 Mar 9: Stonerpreneur: @BadDalaiLama Yes, but there's often a fine line self-referential humor/self-deprecation and self-obsession. ←Mentions Us!
836 Mar 9: Jowtok: @BadDalaiLama if you want to know the value of your life, die - Arab proverb ←Mentions Us!
835 Mar 9: BadDalaiLama: Nothing halts the processes of the brain more effectively than excessive verbalization.
834 Mar 8: GuruBadu: ^If there were a "world conspiracy," would any attempt to expose it be planned for and incorporated into the perpetuation of the conspiracy?
833 Mar 8: JustMePammy: bad game.Ask princess RT @dunebat: @BadDalaiLama That's how I found out what my mom's edge was: repeated groundings 'til I got it right lol! ←Mentions Us!
832 Mar 8: dunebat: @BadDalaiLama That's how I found out what my mom's edge was: repeated groundings 'til I got it right lol! ←Mentions Us!
831 Mar 8: dunebat: @BadDalaiLama As well as years of groundings lol. ←Mentions Us!
830 Mar 8: BadDalaiLama: We're at a crossroads, a turning point in history... and have been for as long as any of us can remember!
829 Mar 8: iheartWallSt: Like Being Punched In The Chest: http://t.co/wtWUDR6 cc: @ritholtz @behaviorgap @stockrabbi // quotable: @baddalailama $$ ←Mentions Us!
828 Mar 8: laurenahayes: Up-Inspired Floating House http://bit.ly/i4GcCv
827 Mar 8: laurenahayes: Inside Glacier Caves http://bit.ly/ec3m9p
826 Mar 8: philo_quotes: Do everything as in the eye of another. ~ Seneca
825 Mar 8: RameilH: @lolahayes are you quoting or did you write that?
824 Mar 8: laurenahayes: Next is hacking WEP passwords & getting unlimited free internet in flight RT @laurentgrill: ur kind of a nerd huh? whats next, hacking nsa?
823 Mar 8: laurenahayes: Jailbroke my iPhone and can now do unlimited tethering. My unreasonable level of excitement warrants a tweet.
822 Mar 8: grandmasterzo: @BadDalaiLama has the 140 character art form down to a science. Great stuff! ←Mentions Us!
821 Mar 7: laurenahayes: RT @NewMindMirror: Timothy Leary's Interpersonal system of psychometrics is used by most online dating services http://su.pr/1unzHs
820 Mar 7: laurenahayes: From Paris should I go to London or Barcelona?
819 Mar 7: psychicsandiee: I am open to the guidance of synchronicity and do not let expectations hinder my path. #quote Dalai Lama
818 Mar 7: laurenahayes: Jungarian INFJ type: one percent of the population.
817 Mar 7: Paxochka: "My new favourite thing is saying "huh how's that working out for you?" to everything anyone says. It works best when they say "I love you"."
816 Mar 6: laurenahayes: "We spend the first half of our lives building character and the rest of our lives freeing ourselves from it."
815 Mar 6: Kyoks1: el problema de ser Dios, es q en cuanto la gente empieza a tener fe, dejan asumir responsabilidad via @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
814 Mar 6: huma_rashid: Oh, God, I love @BadDalaiLama. ←Mentions Us!
813 Mar 6: laurenahayes: "The magnetic power of mind to mind is billions of years transcendent of sexual attraction." - Ramtha
812 Mar 6: PeaceConclusion: @BadDalaiLama your insight is so refreshing. Your thoughts make my thoughts connect. Kudos. You speak truth. ←Mentions Us!
811 Mar 6: the_anastasia: You call it dissociative identity disorder, I call it backup personalities.
810 Mar 6: ExpertPrimate: I don't want to see your wedding photos until you've got your divorce photos to complete the story. I hate cliffhangers.
809 Mar 6: trixieboots: I've been neglecting my anti-aging regimen of late. No reason really, apart from existential despair.
808 Mar 6: TheBosha: The bright side is I can finally say "poor people suck" with the same immunity blacks enjoy when saying the N-word.
807 Mar 6: GreatestQuotes: "The wisest men follow their own direction." - Euripides
806 Mar 6: GreatestQuotes: "Life's Tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late." - Benjamin Franklin
805 Mar 6: avphibes: "My sister: I might want to have another baby at some point. Me: OH GOD PLEASE JUST GET ANOTHER DOG! #thehorror"
804 Mar 6: AtheistQ: "Some Christians say god is the source of morality, these people have clearly never read the bible."-Gabriel Neil
803 Mar 6: ambientFen: I got mugged tonight and I'm sitting in the hospital covered with blood and I thought Twitter should know. xoxo wish you were here
802 Mar 6: DOGENZEN: Premiers Cerisiers en fleurs a Tokyo Yoyogi Koen http://plixi.com/p/81986012
801 Mar 6: djackmanson: Since it's Sunday, I'll remind you that you should be following @TheFuckingPope and @BadDalaiLama ←Mentions Us!
800 Mar 6: lonelyplanet: Delhi belly: 7 dos and don'ts for Indian street food http://bit.ly/cxoLGu #lp
799 Mar 6: ExpertPrimate: I think "anti-wife" would be a more accurate term than "ex wife."
798 Mar 6: philo_quotes: Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. ~ Marcus Aurelius http://bit.ly/philq
797 Mar 6: Jesus_M_Christ: To the untrained eye, really great sex and exorcisms are indistinguishable.
796 Mar 6: philo_quotes: The wise man does at once what the fool does finally. ~ Machiavelli http://bit.ly/philq
795 Mar 6: NewMindMirror: Your Brain in Love: Cupid's arrows, laced with neurotransmitters, find their marks (GRAPHIC) http://su.pr/1Drt7O
794 Mar 6: FlyoverJoel: Goeducks produce 5 billion viable ova in their lifetime while a typical human female tells us about all of their 500.
793 Mar 6: TheEconomist: Japanese electronics firms: The mighty, fallen. Ex-world-beaters swallow their pride and do deals with foreign rivals http://econ.st/h9U86l
792 Mar 6: NewMindMirror: How Difficult Decisions Trick Your Brain Into Thinking They're Important - Lifehacker http://su.pr/2p4Shk
791 Mar 6: laurenahayes: "It isn't the consumers' job to know what they want." - Steve Jobs
790 Mar 6: latimes: Secretive space-plane mission blasts off http://lat.ms/fjgAsp
789 Mar 5: princeboucher: Conversations are my favorite part of life. http://dailybooth.com/u/88f3j
788 Mar 5: JerryThomas: My fortune cookie says "Life to you is a dashing and bold adventure." When did they start making these things sarcastic?
787 Mar 5: haelox: Posted photos of my trip to Delhi: http://ow.ly/48D02
786 Mar 5: akierig: @BadDalaiLama You want to do it? ←Mentions Us!
785 Mar 5: TheBosha: No one wants to be near you when you have the flu or are pitching a TV show.
784 Mar 5: SethMacFarlane: Glad Doc Brown no longer needs plutonium for his flux capacitor, ‘cause the Libyans are busy right now.
783 Mar 5: NewMindMirror: The Human Diaspora: How did humans really evolve? /via @miketreder http://su.pr/553jDs #anthropology #evolution
782 Mar 5: Dvolatility: I've thought about this b4, it's an elliott wave or Fibonacci RT @therealautoblog: The Science Behind Traffic Jams http://aol.it/escv7h
781 Mar 5: LeeleePuzzle: @lolahayes run that through the o'keefe for the iPhone app
780 Mar 5: laurenahayes: Taken in my living room with my phone http://plixi.com/p/81810769
779 Mar 5: laurenahayes: RT @charliesheen: You already own you. Now go earn the power. Earn the Truth. Earn the most important component in this dimension, yourself.
778 Mar 5: xwordy: @BadDalaiLama Heh. I couldn't believe how nonchalant our kid was about sex. Just biology to her. ←Mentions Us!
777 Mar 5: laurenahayes: Junk Algorithms and the World They Feed Us http://bit.ly/fzJ3IL
776 Mar 4: charliesheen: "You already own you. Now go... Earn the power. Earn the Truth. Earn the most important component in this entire dimension, your self c"
775 Mar 4: laurenahayes: + @princeboucher @filmengine @genamilanesi @andywarholla @craigclemens @graham_dalton @andykleinman @ronen @baddalailama ←Mentions Us!
774 Mar 4: laurenahayes: @TyLoomis @BadDalaiLama Social Media Manager for a tech/media company in DTLA. ←Mentions Us!
773 Mar 4: nihiofkdi: Sheen is the clearest demonstration of Nietzsche's idea of 'Homer's Contest'. Though if he beats the media he's really fucked.
772 Mar 4: laurenahayes: Celebrating my half birthday at the office :) http://plixi.com/p/81580932
771 Mar 4: preschoolgems: "He was pretending to be a tiger and I didn't want him to be. So I hurt him."
770 Mar 4: ZerosB4TheOne: Charlie Sheen – Winning… as the Ultimate Zero http://t.co/gUZOjp4 via @AddThis
769 Mar 4: GreatestQuotes: "Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy." - Sir Isaac Newton
768 Mar 4: littleepistles: Don't let the call sign fool you. @BadDalaiLama is shockingly insightful, always speaking the truths you already knew but had forgotten. #FF ←Mentions Us!
767 Mar 4: PoulsNocturne: @BadDalaiLama sounds like you're talking about my ex right there. ←Mentions Us!
766 Mar 4: FlyoverJoel: I'll call @TheBosha the second crankiest curmudgeon on Twitter, because being first at something might make him happy. #RoastFriday
765 Mar 4: littleepistles: Friday's obligatory photo of the sidekick. http://twitpic.com/461w7f
764 Mar 4: soundhunter: @BadDalaiLama thought you'd like this ---> RT @joqatana: @Caissie Entertainmentally ill is a beautiful term. ←Mentions Us!
763 Mar 4: mattdixonoughti: "#ff People I retweet the most as they say lovely things @rebeccawoodhead @BadDalaiLama @BlondeDuJour" ←Mentions Us!
762 Mar 4: ATLSnakey: RT @BadDalaiLama (I actually care about her. Hope she doesn't go all @charliesheen on us!) ←Mentions Us!
761 Mar 4: philo_quotes: If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience. ~ William James
760 Mar 4: abmarkman: You may overpredict your performance without being overconfident. http://tinyurl.com/67lksnb
759 Mar 4: NewMindMirror: Only breed smart babies: Ethicist http://su.pr/5BzZvr #genetics
758 Mar 4: danavachon: Boom, Bust. #Egypt http://t.co/EzhHD8u
757 Mar 4: PoulsNocturne: Most hilarious shower ever! #lsd #high
756 Mar 4: Wyrdmaven: @BadDalaiLama Or blessed: For example...winning the Daytona 500 and thanking Yahweh for it. Religious arrogance wrapped in false humility. ←Mentions Us!
755 Mar 4: AfricanProverbs: The fart of the mouth and that of the bottom are not the same. ~Masai Proverb #fb
754 Mar 4: washingtonpost: Austria detains ex-Bosnian general on Serb warrant http://wapo.st/fbnjyF
753 Mar 4: Sheamus: The Price Of Defame – Courtney Love's Twitter Rant Costs Her $430,000. http://bit.ly/fhLh8o
752 Mar 4: TIME: No alcohol, coffee or pre-marital sex allowed for BYU students | http://ti.me/fs2dbP (via @TIMENewsFeed)
751 Mar 4: GreatestQuotes: "Confidence is a plant of slow growth in an aged bosom: youth is the season of credulity." - William Pitt
750 Mar 4: philo_quotes: The first and greatest punishment of the sinner is the conscience of sin. ~ Seneca http://bit.ly/philq
749 Mar 4: philoquotes: Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempest. ~ Epicurus http://bit.ly/philq
748 Mar 4: alanboiiz: @lolahayes -No!! Tigers are so endangered- Your challenege will likely worsen that situation. Please
747 Mar 4: MailOnline: Why the joy of parenthood is a fantasy: Psychologists say it's so expensive to bring up… http://goo.gl/fb/srllE
746 Mar 4: PoulsNocturne: Always in my head...fucking all the time. Why?
745 Mar 4: Sheamus: "The Tale Of Twitter Begins In 1984, In The Bedroom Of An 8-Year-Old Boy In Downtown St. Louis…" http://bit.ly/fZ0iCR
744 Mar 4: Pokersoul: Men: The reason life is worth living, also the reason I won't ever reach my full potential, careerwise.
743 Mar 4: Toledowni: @BadDalaiLama We all have our own addictions, some happen to be more unusual or politically incorrect than others. ←Mentions Us!
742 Mar 4: GreatestQuotes: "Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can." - Richard Bach
741 Mar 4: philo_quotes: Know, first, who you are, and then adorn yourself accordingly. ~ Epictetus http://bit.ly/philq
740 Mar 4: laurenahayes: Flight to Paris booked! 3/9-3/23
739 Mar 4: StephenAtHome: Charlie Sheen just set record for "fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers." Not his only speed record.
738 Mar 4: TheBosha: I can't be the only one to use the Air Blade hand dryer in this mens room while saying a silent prayer for Dyson to start making sex toys.
737 Mar 4: JerryThomas: People, people who need people, should just get away from me.
736 Mar 4: AtheistQ: "Q: What do the Crusades, witch hunts, Holocaust and 9/11 have in common? A: They were all "faith-based initiatives""
735 Mar 4: GuruBadu: Try to touch this computer. The distance between an atom's nucleus and electron is proportional to a penny centered on the 50 yard line...
734 Mar 4: GreatestQuotes: "Make it your business to know yourself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world." - Miguel De Cervantes
733 Mar 3: BadDalaiLama: The greatest joy of reality is the surprises! Things can come together in ways you'd never expect yet make perfect sense in the end.
732 Mar 3: krd_metalgirl: From here To Eternity http://twitpic.com/45sldj
731 Mar 3: krd_metalgirl: Stairway to Hell http://twitpic.com/45sfyg
730 Mar 3: NewMindMirror: Enter the Anthropocene—Age of Man - Nat'l Geo http://su.pr/2Sg670 #geology #science
729 Mar 3: GreatestQuotes: "To live a creative life we must lose our fear of being wrong." - Joseph Chilton Pearce
728 Mar 3: latimes: Soldier in WikiLeaks case charged with aiding enemy http://lat.ms/h7boov
727 Mar 3: GreatestQuotes: "It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change." - Charles Darwin
726 Mar 3: soundhunter: Humans Stink More Than Other Animals http://tinyurl.com/4fhovy8
725 Mar 3: soundhunter: Cats Adore & Manipulate Women http://tinyurl.com/64me5f2
724 Mar 3: sciencedaily: Liver, not brain, may be origin of Alzheimer's plaques: Unexpected results from a new study could completely alt... http://bit.ly/hHEiNm
723 Mar 3: ispeakfemale: Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day.
722 Mar 3: washingtonpost: Gov't sex survey: 21% of men and 8% of women report having at least 15 sex partners in their lifetime http://wapo.st/fcZkue
721 Mar 3: iamccb: What we now have a @baddalailama ? @twitter is surely going places ←Mentions Us!
720 Mar 3: FlyoverJoel: Are tweets about Charlie Sheen tweets to become the new Charlie Sheen tweets?
719 Mar 3: Adhyetaa: RT @BadDalaiLama #### End. This has been a live one-hour essay from the Bad Dalai Lama. || Good stuff, BadDL. ←Mentions Us!
718 Mar 3: TelegraphNews: Charlie Sheen's ramblings are entertainment, not tragedy http://tgr.ph/h28I31
717 Mar 3: latimes: Opinion: Show us the money, say unpaid contributors to Huffington Post http://lat.ms/i5vo1b
716 Mar 3: TheBosha: Even Gandhi would want to kick your ass.
715 Mar 3: sbellelauren: i can't wait to not get married
714 Mar 3: Telegraph: Blade Runner sequel planned 30 years on http://tgr.ph/gKDHOO
713 Mar 3: FlyoverJoel: Facebook allows 420 characters, LinkedIn 200 and Twitter 140. The quality of discourse decreases with each increase in characters.
712 Mar 3: HuffingtonPost: What?! Mushrooms growing out of bodies. Literally. http://huff.to/fqiTnn
711 Mar 3: badbanana: My life is like a "life is like a box of chocolates" quote. Pretty much played out by 1995.
710 Mar 3: noahWG: Devising a universal intelligence test that is language-free and without human-bias: http://econ.st/gGA2ow
709 Mar 3: agnosticcc: Hey guys - saying intelligence is a woman's sexiest quality only works on stupid chicks.
708 Mar 3: Pokersoul: "import kitchen.food.spaghetti; JTable table = new JTable(); table.add(Dinner); System.out.println("Uhmmm");"
707 Mar 3: ebertchicago: My ★★★★ review of "Rango." Suitable for unaccompanied adults. http://bit.ly/f8bO10
706 Mar 3: RexHuppke: I can't decide whether to become a blogger, a Facebook activist or a guy who yells his opinions down a drain pipe.
705 Mar 3: nytimes: The 6th Floor: Third Stage of the Sheen Debacle http://bit.ly/eLvY5W
704 Mar 3: sciencedaily: Human ancestors lived on shaky ground: Our earliest ancestors preferred to settle in locations that have somethi... http://bit.ly/hcq61T
703 Mar 3: TIME: 12% of Google's search results just changed. Why? We'll let them answer that | http://ti.me/gVSUmL
702 Mar 3: garamiredux: When I was a kid I thought everyone would be bionic by the year 2000. Instead everyone now has a computer to think in their place.Close call
701 Mar 3: NewMindMirror: The Downside of Antioxidants - Newsweek http://su.pr/AA5rAC #nutrition #diet #antioxidants
700 Mar 3: GreatestQuotes: "The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas." - Linus Pauling
699 Mar 3: NewMindMirror: Why young men have the upper hand in bed, even when they're failing in life (ESSAY) - Slate http://su.pr/2fPeA9
698 Mar 3: GreatestQuotes: "Time is what we want most, but what we use worst." - William Penn
697 Mar 3: DOGENZEN: We forfeit three-quarters of ourselves in order to be like other people. ~ Schopenhauer
696 Mar 3: GreatestQuotes: "Success is not to be pursued; it is to be attracted by the person you become." - Jim Rohn
695 Mar 3: charliesheen: "In all sincerity... Thank you Twitter community for the warm reception & the followers that helped get me to 1M in 24 hours!!! #teamsheen"
694 Mar 2: Joan_Rivers: All this @charliesheen news reminds me of seeing "Inception." I have no idea what the hell is going on, but can't wait to see how it ends.
693 Mar 2: AncientProverbs: Beauty is a short-lived tyranny. -Socrates
692 Mar 2: BadDalaiLama: I love you like alligators love flamingos.
691 Mar 2: EastsideRJ: @BadDalaiLama your tweets about luxury are frickin' spot on, Your Excellence. ←Mentions Us!
690 Mar 2: NorthernMagic: "I'm looking for a hero. No tights. Cape to be discussed. Apply within."
689 Mar 2: georgiatriallaw: @BadDalailama is killing me this morning. Spiritual gemstones from the master. #winning ←Mentions Us!
688 Mar 2: BlondeDuJour: In a romance dependency makes good compost for loathing
687 Mar 2: NewMindMirror: Time travel experiment demonstrates how to avoid the grandfather paradox - Physorg http://su.pr/1WMWRC #physics
686 Mar 2: NewMindMirror: Parts of brain can switch functions - MIT News http://su.pr/1MlVHt #neuroscience #cortex
685 Mar 1: BlondeDuJour: In a one-sided romance a woman wears herself out trying to fan every reassuring moment into a constant flame
684 Mar 1: HuffingtonPost: Dads see their kids less after a split: true or false? http://huff.to/gfacDv
683 Mar 1: AtheistQ: "Religion began as a natural explanation of the universe. The problem started when people refused to accept new evidence."-B.B.
682 Mar 1: SocialPsych: Are Teen Brains Hardwired for Hazard? http://bit.ly/eP4ajA
681 Mar 1: philo_quotes: There is no hope unmingled with fear, and no fear unmingled with hope. ~ Spinoza
680 Mar 1: noahWG: Borborygmi is the psychoanalytical translation of your intestinal rumblings. What is your gut trying to tell you?? http://bit.ly/eUguVD
679 Mar 1: FlyoverJoel: If you and your wife have baby photos as your main picture on Facebook, I assume you were involved in an arranged marriage as infants.
678 Mar 1: noahWG: Not just a winner at the #oscars, Natalie Portman is a published cognitive neuroscientist: http://bit.ly/hup7lu via @VaughanBell
677 Mar 1: princeboucher: The mind is a community of "agents."
676 Mar 1: noahWG: Blame mom for your Alzheimer's! Wait. Based on 2 years of brain scans in 21 subjects w/ AD family history? Never mind. http://nyti.ms/fnWlCV
675 Mar 1: SemperAugustus: Cadence in literature (WSJ): http://on.wsj.com/gEpOmJ
674 Mar 1: abmarkman: The strength of the placebo effect is influenced by your beliefs about the placebo. http://tinyurl.com/49n8kum
673 Mar 1: dope_friend: Fix your eyes upon the world, not yourself or your ego.
672 Mar 1: SethMacFarlane: "Really want this to happen sometime: Me: "The date!! Quick, what's the date?!"
671 Mar 1: SethMacFarlane: Actually, I kinda know how Charlie Sheen feels. I personally hate the fucking asshole who created Family Guy.
670 Mar 1: SethMacFarlane: As it turns out, casting a huge coke addict in your network sitcom can sometimes backfire.
669 Mar 1: NewMindMirror: The idea of death makes some people less humane - e! Science News http://su.pr/764s58 #psychology
668 Mar 1: laurenahayes: I liked a YouTube video -- Valedictorian Speaks Out Against Schooling http://youtu.be/9M4tdMsg3ts?a
667 Mar 1: princeboucher: Music Industry = Rich Lawyers & No Users
666 Mar 1: NewMindMirror: Neuroscience looks at how and why anti-smoking messages are effective - e! Science News http://su.pr/1deCsA
665 Mar 1: NewMindMirror: Twip: The first step towards meaningful use of Twitter or any communications medium is to find your own voice.
664 Mar 1: NewMindMirror: One of the most effective sales techniques is to camouflage a product with the truth.
663 Mar 1: ispeakfemale: Age doesn't guarantee maturity. Love doesn't mean you'll always be together. Things don't always happen like you imagined.
662 Feb 28: WhistlingBullet: @BadDalaiLama only 36 hours? Lame. ←Mentions Us!
661 Feb 28: laurenahayes: "Don't stop until your last name is on a blimp" - my dad. Related: looking for marriage material men with the last name Goodyear.
660 Feb 28: laurenahayes: Eating Wagyu with bright blue Maine Lobster topped with Beluga Caviar - things I'm not doing
659 Feb 28: Stonerpreneur: RT @baddalailama: Narcissism with sufficient planning and foresight is indistinguishable from altruism. ←Mentions Us!
658 Feb 28: EmpressCortana: @BadDalaiLama I dated a few narcissistic sociopaths in the past. NEVER AGAIN. ←Mentions Us!
657 Feb 28: PraveenSawh: "Find out who you are and then do it on purpose". - Dolly Parton
656 Feb 28: Ryan_atWork: @lolahayes Also: What Would (or Wouldn't?) Charlie Sheen Do?
655 Feb 28: laurenahayes: RT @ceoSteveJobs: WWSJD?
654 Feb 28: MailOnline: Decomposing body of man found in Walmart parking lot was ignored by shoppers for days: Many… http://goo.gl/fb/6eDGJ
653 Feb 28: agnosticcc: Tempting thought it might appear, attempting to resolve all your emotional problems via the medium of Twitter is a terrible move.
652 Feb 28: DarkSideLawyer: Few things give me greater pleasure than seeing a Prius pulled over for speeding.
651 Feb 28: trixieboots: Now this baby is anything. When we find out the sex on Wednesday, the baby will be something. To become human is to foreclose possibility.
650 Feb 28: TheBosha: Stupid cult. I don't want to know the temperature in Cupertino.
649 Feb 28: the_bat: @BadDalaiLama By Jove! I believe you've got it! ←Mentions Us!
648 Feb 28: BlondeDuJour: In a great many marriages the leading character is money
647 Feb 28: laurenahayes: "I want to be like water, I want to slip through fingers but hold up a ship."
646 Feb 28: WilkosHomeBus: Go Gecko - A natural repellant that merely discourages Geckos. Non-poisonous, safe to use. Get the details http://bit.ly/fCFJqz
645 Feb 28: KatuskaPusalyda: Perhaps the most exciting realization in the world is finally understanding that living the life of ur dreams is entirely up 2 u. MikeDooley
644 Feb 28: alaindebotton: Things always seem more solid when we didn't make them - and don't know anyone involved.
643 Feb 28: laurenahayes: Tried to peel off the gold filament from my Oscar only to find no See's Milk Chocolate Bordeaux underneath #ripoff
642 Feb 28: laurenahayes: No smiling contest http://twitvid.com/WZK9U
641 Feb 28: laurenahayes: "Thinking outside the box might be facilitated by having a somewhat less intact box" http://bit.ly/hSNqLt
640 Feb 28: noahWG: I better hurry! 45 minutes till start and still haven't driven this ice pick into my skull! #oscars
639 Feb 28: garamiredux: Ignore popularity, fame and fortune. What is left is what you've got.
638 Feb 27: princeboucher: You must be a model. http://t.co/bC3mAu8 via @NatalieTran
637 Feb 27: laurenahayes: I liked a YouTube video -- Limitless - Official Trailer [HD] http://youtu.be/U3AuAoYALcI?a
636 Feb 27: laurenahayes: RT @galwednesday: Secret lives are more often a secret from the person living it than the people it's being kept from.
635 Feb 27: Treesabreesa: @BadDalaiLama I learned from tweety pie beware your freedom it has claws and comes at you when you are not expecting it ←Mentions Us!
634 Feb 27: BadDalaiLama: Everything I know about life I learned from Wile E. Coyote. The falling anvils, the backfiring missiles... It's all Karma, man!
633 Feb 27: danywino: @BadDalaiLama you are my spoke person. Almost always agree with you. Saludos desde Mexico City o sea hell ←Mentions Us!
632 Feb 27: danywino: Sexuality is overrated. -Mofi.
631 Feb 27: SabrinaAlbright: Evidence-based is for pussies #hipsterscience
630 Feb 27: agnosticcc: God must be a woman, obey me, worship me, put nothing before me. If you don't you will burn in hell..... Yeah definitely female.
629 Feb 27: philoquotes: It is with trifles, and when he is off guard, that a man best reveals his character. ~ Schopenhauer http://bit.ly/philq
628 Feb 27: ArtIsMyPorn: Sometimes when I am composing a tweet, I pretend I work as a SNL writer in 2008 so there's no pressure to be funny.
627 Feb 27: philoquotes: Like all dreamers, I mistook disenchantment for truth. ~ Sartre http://bit.ly/philq
626 Feb 27: NewMindMirror: R @SOULSHAPING Check out this 9 year-old's discussion of ego and vaster consciousness (VIDEO) http://su.pr/2GBvEu
625 Feb 26: BlondeDuJour: I write; @YourAuntLola, @BlondeDuJour & this: http://dld.bz/JPyH
624 Feb 26: laurenahayes: Yep! Scared and impressed at the same time. RT @BadDalaiLama Your own private heliport http://twitpic.com/43wt76 ←Mentions Us!
623 Feb 26: joecooper42: @BadDalaiLama I needed that. The Good Dalai Lama's been giving me the shits! ←Mentions Us!
622 Feb 26: laurenahayes: View from new office! http://plixi.com/p/80083979
621 Feb 26: laurenahayes: Jigsaw falling into place
620 Feb 26: BadDalaiLama: Alien life might not be so different. They will know pi, physics, death, the struggle of individual vs society and the fragility of life.
619 Feb 26: laurenahayes: "May the force be with you." "And also with you." - my kind of church
618 Feb 26: GuruBadu: @BadDalaiLama Enlighten up, Chakra Con-job. I have a koan to pick with you: What is the sound of one hand slapping you upside the third eye? ←Mentions Us!
617 Feb 25: laurenahayes: RT @GuruBadu: To think you know anything about the world, without truly knowing the self, is to know only what you tell yourself you know.
616 Feb 25: kellyoxford: If you want to get to know someone, argue with them.
615 Feb 25: laurenahayes: http://amzn.to/h1sqbg // The real information gap in the twenty-first century is not who has access to the Internet and who does not ...
614 Feb 25: laurenahayes: It's the gap between people who have the skills to create knowledge & those who simply reaffirm preconceptions without ever growing/learning
613 Feb 25: laurenahayes: There should be a "loathe this" option on Facebook
612 Feb 25: buzzeante: So true RT @BadDalaiLama: You can't change the world merely by willing it, but you can change your own habits and personality that way. ←Mentions Us!
611 Feb 25: DevilinaSkirt: #FF @BadDalaiLama his name should be the only reason you follow him, I love his quotes, he travels a shit load. Get educated. ←Mentions Us!
610 Feb 25: AncientProverbs: Beware the barrenness of a busy life. -Socrates
609 Feb 25: badbanana: If a genie gave me three wishes, my first wish would be for fewer wishes. I hate making decisions.
608 Feb 25: philo_quotes: The essence of genius is to know what to overlook. ~ William James http://bit.ly/philq
607 Feb 25: NewMindMirror: False memories easily implanted, researchers find http://su.pr/24PEJV #memory
606 Feb 25: laurenahayes: Extrovert interprets himself in terms of his world, introvert interprets world in terms of himself /@AndyWarholla http://twitpic.com/43hz8t
605 Feb 25: laurenahayes: Exactly: Revenge of the Introverts http://bit.ly/b91vW6
604 Feb 25: laurenahayes: Introverts are collectors of thoughts and solitude is where the collection is curated and rearranged to make sense of the present & future.
603 Feb 25: laurenahayes: Reoccurring dream: sleeping in feathers surrounded by floating number fours
602 Feb 25: fadesingh: @BadDalaiLama Why do you talk like a GoodBalaiLama? Everybody does that. I like you only when your badbadbad... ←Mentions Us!
601 Feb 25: laurenahayes: RT @BiancoLuno: The more people crowd into a room the lonelier it gets.
600 Feb 25: laurenahayes: RT @unfolding: How Nature's Patterns Form http://bit.ly/fYXSwG
599 Feb 25: laurenahayes: Where Have The Good Men Gone? Thanks @hollymishcut http://on.wsj.com/gs5e3S
598 Feb 25: laurendawesome: Boobs: because words should look like the things they describe.
597 Feb 24: laurenahayes: Garage sale going on now for all of my abandoned ideas
596 Feb 24: the_anastasia: "Him: What are you wearing? Me: The skin of my enemies. ...I might not be sexting right."
595 Feb 24: philo_quotes: You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. ~ Marcus Aurelius http://bit.ly/philq
594 Feb 24: dope_friend: Be exactly who you want to be. Your personality can be altered and shaped by your conscious decision to do so.
593 Feb 24: agnosticcc: It is essential to conduct war with constant regard to the peace you desire. - Sir Basil Liddell Hart, British strategist
592 Feb 24: AfricanProverbs: A baby on its mother's back doesn't know the journey is long. ~Igbo Proverb #fb
591 Feb 24: princeboucher: It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.
590 Feb 24: philo_quotes: Frivolity is inborn, conceit acquired by education. ~ Cicero http://bit.ly/philq
589 Feb 24: laurenahayes: RT @yoyoha: New way to make Chess interesting: At the end of the game, instead of checkmate, yell "soulmate" and make pass at opponent.
588 Feb 24: laurenahayes: I want to be with those who know secret things or else alone. -Rilke
587 Feb 24: laurenahayes: Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
586 Feb 24: laurenahayes: "We may never find the edge of the universe or the smallest subatomic particle because everywhere we look we're creating it as we go."
585 Feb 23: laurenahayes: The creative act is to let down the net of human imagination into the ocean of chaos on which we are suspended and bring out ideas. -TMK
584 Feb 23: trixieboots: I ♥ GLUTEN
583 Feb 23: KrystelismS: @BadDalaiLama I've had my first impressions of some people proven wrong, only to be proven right again after befriending them ←Mentions Us!
582 Feb 23: trixieboots: Writing an article on the current state of American feminism. It includes a section on Thin Mints.
581 Feb 23: fadesingh: What I meant was, the beauty of an idea comes before we can set out to prove its truth mathematically. Beauty before truth.
580 Feb 23: laurenahayes: Undergrads with a tougher time ignoring unrelated stuff also seven times more likely to be "eminent creative achievers" http://bit.ly/gscssd
579 Feb 22: laurenahayes: "You cannot see outside of you what you fail to see inside."
578 Feb 22: laurenahayes: Dollars, minutes, numbers, images & words are manipulated to wring the most profit from every conceivable circumstance; body & spirit rebel.
577 Feb 22: laurenahayes: Permission to explore the irrational; to bend the boundaries of art to create a new permission for the unthinkinkable
576 Feb 22: kellyoxford: So before Twitter did we just have these thoughts stuck in our heads, or did we talk to people?
575 Feb 22: philo_quotes: The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. ~ John Locke
574 Feb 22: laurenahayes: RT @BoingBoing: Overcome information overload by trusting redundancy http://bit.ly/easA0b
573 Feb 22: laurenahayes: Earliest memory: staring into grandma's double mirrored hallway, seeing 100 versions of myself, wanting to jump in and out to the other side
572 Feb 22: DOGENZEN: RT @ZenBlueNote: Everyone in life is gonna hurt you, you just have to figure out which people are worth the pain. ~ Erica Baican
571 Feb 22: lonelyplanet: Nepal on a Shoestring http://bit.ly/idBENS #lp
570 Feb 22: laurenahayes: Creativity and What Blocks It - "Creativity is incompatible with external and internal rewards or punishments" http://bit.ly/dRqosR
569 Feb 22: laurenahayes: I liked a YouTube video -- RSA Animate - Language as a Window into Human Nature http://youtu.be/3-son3EJTrU?a
568 Feb 22: PoulsNocturne: @BadDalaiLama you have no idea how much I agree. ←Mentions Us!
567 Feb 22: BadDalaiLama: If cigarette packs have warning labels, why not love? WARNING: COULD BE THE DEEPEST SHIT OF YOUR LIFE. (Have a mint!)
566 Feb 22: laurenahayes: Dorothy seeks "over the rainbow". This is her spiritual quest; her desire for more than the material world or Kansas. - @AndyWarholla
565 Feb 22: EderGuillermo: I was never so agree to somebody like I'm to @BadDalaiLama. FollowFriday at Tuesday. ←Mentions Us!
564 Feb 22: laurenahayes: "To consume is to be consumed by inauthenticity, nurturing appearance to the advantage of the spectacle and to the detriment of real life. "
563 Feb 22: laurenahayes: "We live in a closed, suffocating system. Whatever we gain in one sphere we lose in another ...
562 Feb 22: laurenahayes: Death, for instance, though quantitatively defeated by modern medicine, has re-emerged qualitatively on the plane of survival.
561 Feb 22: laurenahayes: Adaptation has been democratized, at the price of abandoning the essential project, which is the adaptation of the world to human needs."
560 Feb 22: laurenahayes: Mimicry predicts crashes: "Co-movement of stocks is a measure of systemic risk and vulnerability to self-induced panic" http://bit.ly/h6OHSP
559 Feb 22: olucho: To what extent do you become part of a flawed system, and to what extent you decide to operate outside of it and create your own?
558 Feb 22: KilroyCafe: Thinking of starting a mail-order university to certify psychics, ghost hunters and UFO researchers. Also social media experts.
557 Feb 21: AncientProverbs: When men speak of the future, the Gods laugh. -Chinese Proverbs
556 Feb 21: GreatestQuotes: "Opportunities multiply as they are seized." - Sun Tzu
555 Feb 21: Jameethewriter: Your intentions aren't good enough. You must put them into action.
554 Feb 21: KrystelismS: ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ɥsǝɹɟ ɐ sı sǝʞɐʇ ʇı ןןɐ
553 Feb 21: GreatestQuotes: "Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it." - Sir Winston Churchill
552 Feb 21: KrystelismS: If you can define yourself as Republican or Democrat, you really have no clue
551 Feb 21: nytimes: Greece's Efforts to Limit Tax Evasion Have Little Success http://nyti.ms/eINsqE
550 Feb 21: laurendawesome: People who are easily influenced shouldn't drive.
549 Feb 21: TheEconomist: Maybe social-networking sites can't topple dictators, but they can put up the money for a statue of RoboCop in Detroit http://econ.st/fNjyso
548 Feb 21: MailOnline: The same old story: How children who repeat reading a book increase their vocabulary… http://goo.gl/fb/2iA7r
547 Feb 21: Pokersoul: I am so superficial somebody might actually write a sitcom based on my life.
546 Feb 21: laurendawesome: I have 1099 followers and I haven't declared any of them.
545 Feb 21: MissMallibu: At the end of the day, convince yourself of something true.
544 Feb 21: KrystelismS: ₡λ$Ҥ ƦUŁE$ EVEƦ¥ŦҤł₦G λƦØU₦Ð ME
543 Feb 21: SethMacFarlane: I guess this is really all the information we need. http://plixi.com/p/78882087
542 Feb 21: MailOnline: Scientists say sheep are brighter than we thought. But they don't know the half of it… http://goo.gl/fb/WvkVL
541 Feb 21: MailOnline: Over-priced, over-hyped - and they even make you feel ill. Are 3-D films the biggest rip-off… http://goo.gl/fb/mFbog
540 Feb 21: sciencedaily: Using amphetamines may increase risk of Parkinson's disease, study suggests: New research shows people who have ... http://bit.ly/ijSdnx
539 Feb 20: washingtonpost: 2 men denied admission to event at Creation Museum http://wapo.st/flMa1B
538 Feb 20: ispeakfemale: Admit it, you love him so much you Facebook stalk him, overthink your status in case he reads them & look at his photos several times a day.
537 Feb 20: latimes: Cartoon Network's Adult Swim programming goes for a bigger splash http://lat.ms/h5oapR
536 Feb 20: GreatestQuotes: "A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself." - Frank Crane
535 Feb 20: ispeakfemale: Spend life with the people who make you happy, not the people who you have to impress.
534 Feb 20: TIME: An Australian town promotes safe driving by changing its name to SpeedKills | http://ti.me/fgdlt2 (via @TIMENewsFeed)
533 Feb 20: oliverburkeman: The $1 Chinatown (NYC) eating tour: http://is.gd/V9tRi2
532 Feb 20: latimes: Government shutdown would halt many, but not all, services http://lat.ms/fBEMmH
531 Feb 20: laurendawesome: You stupid passive aggressive bitch... I mumbled while looking at the mirror. Awkward.
530 Feb 20: sciencedaily: Testing the limits of where humans can live: On an isolated segment of islands in the Pacific Ring of Fire, resi... http://bit.ly/e2Qv5D
529 Feb 20: sciencedaily: How to leave your body: Leave your body and shake hands with yourself, gain an extra limb or change into a robot... http://bit.ly/g0kp0E
528 Feb 20: latimes: Travel: 10 micro-itineraries for inland Orange County http://lat.ms/e5WHta
527 Feb 20: NewMindMirror: Why Innocent Suspects May Confess to a Crime - ScienceDaily http://su.pr/4uuTCi #crime #law
526 Feb 20: newscientist: Starless planets may be habitable after all http://bit.ly/gxmwPY
525 Feb 20: ambientFen: It's not that I don't like you, it's that I don't like who I become around you.
524 Feb 20: dunebat: @BadDalaiLama Bingo. True faith is pro-active. Truly trusting "the Force" requires us to take action. "Faith without works is dead." ←Mentions Us!
523 Feb 20: brainpicker: What modern men want in modern women & vice versa -- a look at new study findings http://bit.ly/hzLgBC (via @NewMindMirror)
522 Feb 20: haelox: All issues of Spy magazine now available on Google Books! http://ow.ly/3ZUQI
521 Feb 20: GreatestQuotes: "There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way." - Christopher Morley
520 Feb 20: Type_One_: @BadDalaiLama you may want to reconsider using the word "is," the verdict is still out ... http://tiny.cc/bdy1b http://tiny.cc/p1ut1 ←Mentions Us!
519 Feb 20: cyrusyrus: The girl who levitates! Photos - http://t.co/XRcGkCS
518 Feb 20: GreatestQuotes: "The true definition of madness is repeating the same action, over and over, hoping for a different result." - Albert Einstein
517 Feb 20: philoquotes: It is the sign of a great mind to dislike greatness, and to prefer things in measure to things in excess. ~ Seneca http://bit.ly/philq
516 Feb 20: DOGENZEN: Hope: in reality it is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of Man ~ Nietzche
515 Feb 20: GreatestQuotes: "It doesn't matter if I don't succeed in something, what matters is that I learn from my mistakes." - Linda Evans
514 Feb 20: Pokersoul: @BadDalaiLama My dads first language, mine is very poor, it is not grammatically like the others I know;) ←Mentions Us!
513 Feb 20: GreatestQuotes: "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." - Leo Tolstoy
512 Feb 20: KrystelismS: Stop listening to certain music just because it's hyped. Hype dies out. Go with classics.
511 Feb 20: DalaiLama: HHDL with Mumbai University students and staff after his talk "Ancient Wisdom, Modern Thought" on February 18th. http://twitpic.com/41sits
510 Feb 20: lonelyplanet: 10 essential stops for Europe first-timers http://bit.ly/eegmPD #lp
509 Feb 20: BadDalaiLama: Your most fundamental human right—and responsibility—is to regulate your own personal economy.
508 Feb 20: LosAngelesTaste: Mt. Baldy's fine, but skip the visitors center http://sns.ly/e5cey8
507 Feb 20: laurenahayes: Right now http://plixi.com/p/78728393
506 Feb 20: TheEconomist: Need a job? Best to start by having one: More and more employers are quietly barring the unemployed from job openings http://econ.st/i2muNp
505 Feb 20: nytimes: Nevada Seeks to Cut Funds for Treating Gambling Addiction http://nyti.ms/dFhHIG
504 Feb 20: TheBosha: Are whites the only race with a word they're not allowed to say?
503 Feb 20: laurenahayes: "Better was it to go unknown and leave behind you an arch, then to burn like a meteor and leave no dust."
502 Feb 20: laurenahayes: "All men contain several men inside them, and most of us bounce from one self to another without ever knowing who we are." - Paul Auster
501 Feb 20: NewMindMirror: Findings challenge conventional wisdom of how neurons operate - Physorg http://su.pr/1F3inF
500 Feb 20: TheEconomist: The Nordic Way: "To liberate the individual from all forms of subordination and dependency within family and society" http://econ.st/eZPHni
499 Feb 20: Pokersoul: @BadDalaiLama Det kan jeg sagtens, aber mein deutch ist nicht sehr gut, jadore les francaice, assavakitt twitter. Ik ben moe. ←Mentions Us!
498 Feb 19: brainpicker: Transit Maps of the World – stunning collection of current and historic maps from 200 global cities http://bit.ly/fyGIWH
497 Feb 19: philoquotes: Those that are most slow in making a promise are the most faithful in the performance of it. ~ Rousseau http://bit.ly/philq
496 Feb 19: ispeakfemale: It's funny how people say "f*ck this and I don't care" yet they continue to talk about it.
495 Feb 19: GreatestQuotes: "Deal with the world the way it is, not the way you wish it was." - John Chambers
494 Feb 19: Pokersoul: I may start tweeting in one of my other languages, then slim to none of you'd know when my grammar is off. #Takaana
493 Feb 19: Type_One_: @BadDalaiLama if the universe is analog this is true, if it's digital you can make indefinite copies, dig copies are generally error free ←Mentions Us!
492 Feb 19: ebertchicago: Huh. The iconic image of Che Guevara is copyrighted, and your t-shirt may be an infringement. http://ind.pn/grSPnM
491 Feb 19: neo_indian: There is no better cure for writing than a well-paying job.
490 Feb 19: ambientFen: Nothing makes me as sad as when everyone thinks I'm wonderful for utterly banal reasons. (And this is why I tweet.)
489 Feb 19: AncientProverbs: I hear & I forget. I see & I remember. I do & I understand. -Confucius
488 Feb 19: garamiredux: I hate when celebs try to "do normal". Icons serve a single purpose : they do and say something special, something that we always want to.
487 Feb 19: laurenahayes: Thought of the day http://plixi.com/p/78639309
486 Feb 19: AllGreatQuotes: "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx http://bit.ly/Dq1t5
485 Feb 19: HuffingtonPost: Helsinki's underground master plan http://huff.to/h7Gjio
484 Feb 19: GreatestQuotes: "It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters in the end." - Ursula Le Guin
483 Feb 19: laurenahayes: "You don't really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother." - Einstein
482 Feb 19: WSJ: Studies find daydreaming and casually surfing the Web are linked to higher creativity and productivity http://on.wsj.com/gtD0Kz
481 Feb 19: alaindebotton: An unfortunate marriage: still the most effective self-induced way to come face to face with tragedy.
480 Feb 19: garamiredux: If you want to entertain cultivated people, quote the classics; for the rest, just repeat the latest celebrity nonsense.
479 Feb 19: TheBosha: I won't do Facebook because there are people from my childhood I never want to hear from again, and by childhood I mean like two years ago.
478 Feb 19: GreatestQuotes: "Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him." - James Allen
477 Feb 19: BadDalaiLama: Most people are happy enough just to find a parking spot. Once they have one they never leave.
476 Feb 19: noahWG: Twitter turned down my @Verified application because I haven't founded a start-up with no clear business model or means of monetization.
475 Feb 19: laurenahayes: Just spent four hours discovering there's no narnia in my closet
474 Feb 19: BadDalaiLama: Whatever reality is, it has a structure all its own, independent of our consciousness. We must adapt to reality, not the other way around.
473 Feb 19: venomous1913: "Time is a valuable thing watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, watch it countdown to the end of the day the clock ticks life away"
472 Feb 19: laurenahayes: "The more you attach to a fearful belief system, the more you worry about tomorrow, have guilt about yesterday, and forget about now."
471 Feb 19: laurenahayes: "You can't divide reality because you can't cut up a hologram; we can't find one one particle because it's a reflection of all particles."
470 Feb 18: laurenahayes: "Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet." - Bob Dylan
469 Feb 18: laurenahayes: Scientists Create the World's First Anti-Laser | 80beats http://bit.ly/f5BFyN
468 Feb 18: JesusBot9000: @BadDalaiLama Say hi to Dad for me. Also, smack Pope Palpatine on the back of the head if you get a chance. ←Mentions Us!
467 Feb 18: Erekosse: @BadDalaiLama Beautiful, love that old stores in Naples ←Mentions Us!
466 Feb 18: NewMindMirror: 10 Things You Don't Know About Kissing - my 1st COSMO item (I'll pursue knowledge anywhere) http://su.pr/2zc8nC
465 Feb 18: philo_quotes: Philosophy would render us entirely Pyrrhonian, were not nature too strong for it. ~ David Hume http://bit.ly/philq
464 Feb 18: GreatestQuotes: "A problem is a chance for you to do your best." - Duke Ellington
463 Feb 18: latimes: Facebook lets users choose civil union, domestic partnership as relationship status http://lat.ms/i8bnOZ RT @latimestech:
462 Feb 18: latimes: Violent clashes are over in Egypt, but economy is still hurting http://lat.ms/h7mpXg
461 Feb 18: avphibes: They should have something like "dog years" for people without kids. Like: "he's 40, but that's only 27 in no-kids years."
460 Feb 18: philoquotes: Time destroys the speculation of men, but it confirms nature. ~ Cicero http://bit.ly/philq
459 Feb 18: GenaMilanesi: "Only the good lose sleep."
458 Feb 17: laurenahayes: When you've been awake for 24 hrs the left turn on La Brea and Sunset feels like if eternity swallowed a kaleidoscopic black hole of misery
457 Feb 17: laurenahayes: On set at Takami since 2:30 this morning :( http://plixi.com/p/78067278
456 Feb 17: GreatestQuotes: "For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard himself as greater than he is." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
455 Feb 17: trixieboots: Seriously, someone explain prayer to me. God isn't sure whether, say, the cancer will be fatal and is open to suggestions?
454 Feb 16: KristenMissUSA: @hayesLA nooo go back to Lola!!
453 Feb 16: laurenahayes: Right now http://plixi.com/p/77899291
452 Feb 16: philo_quotes: The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. ~ John Locke http://bit.ly/philq
451 Feb 16: BadDalaiLama: Reality is the feedback you actually receive from the world when you submit your theories to it.
450 Feb 16: laurenahayes: I liked a YouTube video -- BBC Horizon (2011) - What is Reality? (complete, uncut) http://youtu.be/o4Z8CqAiYI8?a
449 Feb 16: angusbatey: @BadDalaiLama Found it. Da Michele, Via Sersale 13. Only 2 items on menu and you'll have to queue, but will be among best meals of yr life. ←Mentions Us!
448 Feb 16: DOGENZEN: The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. -Norman Peale
447 Feb 16: angusbatey: @BadDalaiLama The best pizza I ever had was in Naples. And believe me, I know pizza. Will try to find address: you MUST go! ←Mentions Us!
446 Feb 16: GreatestQuotes: "We make our own fortunes and call them fate." - Benjamin Disraeli
445 Feb 16: TheBosha: True happiness remains forever out of reach, I think because I'm an asshole.
444 Feb 16: philoquotes: It is not so much our friends' help that helps us, as the confidence of their help. ~ Epicurus http://bit.ly/philq
443 Feb 16: JerryThomas: I keep a complete human skeleton on my person at all times.
442 Feb 16: JerryThomas: With Favstar down the only way I can tell if your tweets are funny is by reading them, like people did in the olden days.
441 Feb 16: kellyoxford: A woman's body hair length lets her know how long it's been since she had to be impressive.
440 Feb 16: GreatestQuotes: "We have to go for what we think we're fully capable of, not limit ourselves by what we've been in the past." - Vivek Paul
439 Feb 16: GreatestQuotes: "We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are." - Anais Nin
438 Feb 16: noahWG: Some humble advice: live your life & share ironic experiences rather than poring over proverb websites to create yet more forced-pun-tweets.
437 Feb 16: philoquotes: The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his action. ~ Confucius http://bit.ly/philq
436 Feb 16: badbanana: Practical jokes aren't as much fun without a survivor.
435 Feb 15: preschoolgems: "There's a bunch of little crazy people around here!"
434 Feb 15: kellyoxford: Taking notes in a small notebook when someone asked in shock "What are you doing?" 2011: When handwriting became suspicious.
433 Feb 15: philoquotes: Some laws of state aimed at curbing crime are even more criminal. ~ Friedrich Engels http://bit.ly/philq
432 Feb 15: noahWG: Everyone craves their fifteen minutes of fame until it arrives and wasn't what they ordered.
431 Feb 15: SemperAugustus: The Neurochemistry of Love: http://bit.ly/i0uoLB
430 Feb 15: littleepistles: If necessity is the mother of invention, then laziness is the mother of Segways.
429 Feb 15: ambientFen: Our world is filled with systems that (often sensibly) insulate the individual from knowledge of the underlying reality.
428 Feb 15: GreenLikeCash: I don't hate all John Mayer songs, just the ones about women.
427 Feb 15: DalaiLama: In general I think that anger is a sign of weakness and tolerance a sign of strength.
426 Feb 15: KrystelismS: A wimba weh, A wimba weh in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps toniiiiiiight
425 Feb 15: KrystelismS: The WWE = Soap opera for men
424 Feb 15: noahWG: "It's #valentinesday & we're stuck in a loveless marriage. I've tried, yet you do nothing, knowing I've no escape. DAMN YOU, AT&T, DAMN YOU!"
423 Feb 15: GreatestQuotes: "The mind's job is to validate what it thinks." - Byron Katie
422 Feb 15: AncientProverbs: Habits are first cobwebs, then cables. -Spanish Proverb
421 Feb 15: badbanana: An interview where I discuss creativity, stand-up comedians, and whether or not social media is a waste of time: http://bit.ly/gepCSQ
420 Feb 14: laurenahayes: RT @preschoolgems: "I kind of love everybody."
419 Feb 14: nytimes: Smarter Than You Think: Artificial Intelligence Advances, Bringing Wonders and Fears http://nyti.ms/eTCBKz
418 Feb 14: ambientFen: This is the greatest thing anyone's ever found on Google Street View. True facts. http://bit.ly/e40C56
417 Feb 14: ebertchicago: *Exactly* how we look at,and "see," a shot in a film, and why we miss most continuity errors. Expert and fascinating. http://bit.ly/eSDbms
416 Feb 14: GreatestQuotes: "It's not what you are that holds you back, it's what you think you are not." - Denis Waitley
415 Feb 14: dopesquare: No one plans to fail. They just go online. Then check their e-mail. Then go to twitter...and it just happens organically.
414 Feb 14: GreatestQuotes: "Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action." - Benjamin Disraeli
413 Feb 14: dopesquare: I let Jesus be my co-pilot once. Terrible decision, really. I was all, "Drive, Jesus! Drive!" And he was like, "No hablo ingles, senor!"
412 Feb 14: GreatestQuotes: "Life is the art of drawing without an eraser." - John W. Gardner
411 Feb 14: ambientFen: I just had to buy hand soap with "directions" so simultaneously matter-of-fact and sarcastic. http://plixi.com/p/77202787
410 Feb 14: laurenahayes: We're in a band http://plixi.com/p/77195222
409 Feb 14: TheBosha: Someone asked how to "appreciate" screenwriters. I told them to join Twitter and follow actors.
408 Feb 14: MissMallibu: Henceforth, I am dedicating my entire life to what the fuck happened to good ass music, and why it can't be mainstream.
407 Feb 13: laurenahayes: All access ;) http://plixi.com/p/77058203
406 Feb 13: KrystelismS: .@DalaiLama's account is verified. Because of that, I find I can't trust him fully. Paradox? Yeah kinda..
405 Feb 13: StephenAtHome: Valentine's Day is almost here! Ladies, get your hopes up! Fellas, get your apologies ready!
404 Feb 13: KrystelismS: Everyday I try to learn something I didn't even know I didn't know
403 Feb 13: michellazarenko: @BadDalaiLama @pwr I'd prefer another thought - cleverness helps to solve problems, wisdom helps to prevent problems.. ←Mentions Us!
402 Feb 13: laurenahayes: I can't sleep because my brain won't get over how comfortable my bed is. This is the lamest excuse for insomnia in all of history.
401 Feb 13: laurenahayes: I need help picking up my jaw. You are the BEST. Thank you!!! :) RT @AndyWarholla: @lolahayes I found mine as well... http://t.co/CuBg6JS
400 Feb 13: laurenahayes: This is the one >> Treehouse Living: Finca Bellavista, Costa Rica http://bit.ly/eNk7VC
399 Feb 13: laurenahayes: "You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete."
398 Feb 13: laurenahayes: RT @jamesdoleman: "Mubarak dies and meets Sadat and Nasser in the afterlife. They ask him: Poisoned or assassinated? He replies: "Facebook"
397 Feb 13: ispeakfemale: Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking it, but nothing new ever shows up.
396 Feb 13: trixieboots: We learn not to speak our doubts out loud.
395 Feb 13: NewMindMirror: I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me. - Stuart Smalley #affirmation #quote #positivity
394 Feb 13: laurenahayes: The power of smell in picking sex partners - LA females prefer lavender http://su.pr/1N48gJ
393 Feb 13: BadDalaiLama: Don't confuse cleverness with wisdom. Cleverness helps you solve a problem. Wisdom helps you choose the right problem to solve.
392 Feb 12: ispeakfemale: Forgive & forget. The first half is pretty easy. The 2nd half is nearly impossible because of what u did. It's more ignoring and moving on.
391 Feb 12: beingtheo: Eliminate the guessing. Avoid messy waste and unnecessary damage. Buy the boxed chocloates that come with a map.
390 Feb 12: latimes: The science of kissing explained http://lat.ms/etnGwh
389 Feb 12: MailOnline: Fake Sarah Palin manages to fool even her die-hard fans at Conservative convention: The woman… http://goo.gl/fb/aYCqB
388 Feb 12: dopesquare: The first rule of Yacht Club is you need a membership and a boat.
387 Feb 12: OhCrap: RT @BadDalaiLama The Fabio strategy is to be the most beautiful man alive. And always have hair product on hand. ←Mentions Us!
386 Feb 12: dopesquare: The best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of YOUR OWN sentence. that way, they never suspect you hung up on them.
385 Feb 12: GreatestQuotes: "Discontent is the first necessity of progress." - Thomas Edison
384 Feb 12: AndyWarholla: You call'em tweets, I call it clearing out my mind.
383 Feb 12: DOGENZEN: One cannot become a saint when one works sixteen hours a day. ~ Sartre
382 Feb 12: latimes: What happens now to Egypt's constitution? http://lat.ms/fCqi2U
381 Feb 12: laurenahayes: I want an oversized treehouse, a white pony, a dwarf Rottweiler, a Mirabella V, & a private island in the Seychelles for Valentines Day, K?
380 Feb 12: laurenahayes: I was going to go participate in society but now I can't get out of bed :( http://plixi.com/p/76569841
379 Feb 12: laurenahayes: 4LL j00r b4$3 b3L0|\|9 70 L4Ur3|\| |-|4'/3$
378 Feb 12: laurenahayes: Taking a lion nap (a really aggressive cat nap)
377 Feb 12: laurenahayes: Somehow, the importance of what was taking place became mangled in the flaked surroundings they were taking place in
376 Feb 12: laurenahayes: Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it
375 Feb 11: AncientProverbs: Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald. -Chinese Proverbs
374 Feb 11: AndyWarholla: Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.
373 Feb 11: SethMacFarlane: Star Wars is such a product of the 70s: no bras, and a scene about a trash compactor.
372 Feb 11: noahWG: Scientists say female sexual vocalizations not connected to their climax, but strongly linked to male ejaculation: http://bit.ly/huDMxN
371 Feb 11: QuakerQuotes: The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your environment, it is not luck…it is in yourself – Orison S Marden
370 Feb 11: DOGENZEN: Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. ~ Andre Gide
369 Feb 11: GreatestQuotes: "If we did all the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves." - Thomas Edison
368 Feb 11: laurenahayes: I'm going to bring back leetspeak
367 Feb 11: kellyoxford: I do my best acting when I'm I public, pretending I didn't see someone I know.
366 Feb 11: agnosticcc: Sometimes I open our refrigerator to let a food item know I am so going to eat the devil out of it later.
365 Feb 11: dopesquare: If a giant talking rabbit were trying to steal my cereal, I'd probably be too busy screaming and stabbing to call him "silly."
364 Feb 11: TheBosha: Hey "OMG Teen Tweetz" style kids, I will live for a thousand years if that's what it takes to rub your own shit in your face when you're 35.
363 Feb 11: laurenahayes: If anyone wants a clean camera, feel free to pick mine up from the laundromat
362 Feb 11: SethMacFarlane: Verizon iPhone, I love you. I want to have your child.
361 Feb 11: badbanana: Superman visits Nebraska in the current issue. Don't know the story, but I'm sure everyone politely refuses help and dies.
360 Feb 11: MailOnline: Countdown to 50... the age a woman becomes 'invisible' to the opposite sex: A survey has… http://goo.gl/fb/9suqz
359 Feb 11: laurenahayes: Everything chaotic, dangerous and unexpected which escapes human reason is sacred
358 Feb 11: laurenahayes: A rubber band will only vibrate if there is tension on it. Vibrations only occur when everything is connected to everything else.
357 Feb 11: washingtonpost: Documenting the 'digital age': Study charts huge growth in computing capacity http://wapo.st/huJ4qE
356 Feb 10: preschoolgems: "We are just bein' silly at each other."
355 Feb 10: GreatestQuotes: "Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits." - Thomas Edison
354 Feb 10: laurenahayes: Twitter in acquisition talks with Facebook and Google and thinks it can become a $100b company http://read.bi/ft5YYm
353 Feb 9: laurenahayes: It makes me uncomfortable when people sit centrally in public places to conduct private meetings via Skype
352 Feb 9: laurenahayes: An Observation About Casino Royale And James Bond http://bit.ly/eTba9Z
351 Feb 9: kellyoxford: Texting 'Going to McDonalds. Craving McChicken Burger' is the closest I've gotten to a suicide note.
350 Feb 9: the_anastasia: People who buy porn sicken me. I'll never understand them, it's like they don't even know you can get it for free online.
349 Feb 9: NewMindMirror: 22 Valentine's Day Cards Fit For Geeks http://su.pr/29jGoA
348 Feb 9: laurenahayes: RT @businessinsider: The Psychology Behind Why Hot Female Employees Increase Sales http://read.bi/dSfI8G
347 Feb 9: laurenahayes: Things are overrated. Minimalism is freedom.
346 Feb 9: laurenahayes: Watching Social Network for the first time. So excited.
345 Feb 8: Morros: Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and calling it work.
344 Feb 8: krd_metalgirl: Mi gatita zombie empalagosa Autumn http://twitpic.com/3xrwgh
343 Feb 8: MsLauraShields: 'talk to me ... what's the problem'? http://plixi.com/p/75767044
342 Feb 8: FlyoverJoel: This paste tastes funny. #kindergartenproblems
341 Feb 8: Telegraph: Meryl Streep's 'sensational' Margaret Thatcher http://tgr.ph/eZHZCE
340 Feb 8: krd_metalgirl: Tenis Geniales! http://t.co/HtGL9P4
339 Feb 8: krd_metalgirl: Mis tenis perfectos. http://bit.ly/gcE4Sg
338 Feb 8: krd_metalgirl: Zombie Zombie http://twitpic.com/3xrawy
337 Feb 8: noahWG: Church approves confession iPhone app to help you keep better-track of just how nasty you are: http://bit.ly/fUeC8n #fb
336 Feb 8: kellyoxford: I'm impressed that most of us can still fit into our high school insecurities.
335 Feb 8: santhonythomas: Apparently by constantly having sex with my stalkers I'm "encouraging them". Why is the system so against the black man!?!
334 Feb 8: noahWG: Autism rates triple in California schools: Why? Who knows: http://bit.ly/elQeyt (a possible influence of increasing diagnosis rates?)
333 Feb 8: FlyoverJoel: If you blog about a blog that blogs about blogs, did you really generate content?
332 Feb 8: agnosticcc: Sometimes when people have a lot of time to sit around and think about things, they write "Mein Kampf".
331 Feb 8: noahWG: Relationship Psych - Remain coy, for we naturally think more about uncertainty, which may lead to a perception of liking: http://j.mp/fONoLR
330 Feb 8: AncientProverbs: Beware the barrenness of a busy life. -Socrates
329 Feb 8: krd_metalgirl: Hoy no me puse mi shampoo para plancharme el cabello y me doy cuenta que es muy efectivo, estoy batallando mas!
328 Feb 8: abmarkman: What is an apology worth to you? Maybe less than you think. http://tinyurl.com/6aveh2o
327 Feb 8: AndyWarholla: Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak.
326 Feb 8: AndyWarholla: Five percent of the people think; ten percent of the people think they think; and the other eighty-five percent would rather die than think.
325 Feb 8: AndyWarholla: Unlike a comic book, real life doesn't fit into little boxes that were drawn for it.
324 Feb 8: alaindebotton: Insomnia is a glamorous term for 'thoughts you forgot to have in the day.'
323 Feb 8: BadDalaiLama: "And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so?"
322 Feb 8: BadDalaiLama: "I will not eat green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam I Am."
321 Feb 8: BadDalaiLama: "All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you'll be quite a lot!"
320 Feb 8: ispeakfemale: Dear iPhone, Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice ones, you piece of shut.
319 Feb 8: BadDalaiLama: "Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!"
318 Feb 8: GreatestQuotes: "What is important is not what happens to us, but how we respond to what happens to us." - Jean-Paul Sartre
317 Feb 7: johawke: Awesome rain photos: http://bit.ly/fa9G5r
316 Feb 7: anetteDM: I have to stop kissing girls and drinking sparkly wine on Friday nights, it always comes back to haunt you Monday morning.
315 Feb 7: RexHuppke: The AOL deal should allow the Huffington Post to pay its bloggers in honey-roasted peanuts instead of the regular kind.
314 Feb 7: lisaansell: Without mentioning the dreaded 'children' word.
313 Feb 7: lisaansell: Let me put it more succintly. How do you say to an employer, yes I am over qualified, yes my career was in something else- but I want this.
312 Feb 7: krd_metalgirl: ¡No soy un Robot! ¡Soy un Zombie!
311 Feb 7: GreatestQuotes: "If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
310 Feb 7: littleepistles: Maybe it's just me, but it seems like existentialists just need to get out of the house more.
309 Feb 7: washingtonpost: Study: Marriages hit hard by recession, but there are "silver linings" http://wapo.st/fG5kUO
308 Feb 7: GreatestQuotes: "One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man." - Elbert Hubbard
307 Feb 7: brainpicker: The remarkable work of blind photographer Pete Eckert http://j.mp/g7QF67 (HT @Photojojo)
306 Feb 7: trixieboots: THE PERSON IN MY BELLY IS EATING ALL MY CHOCOLATE CHEERIOS.
305 Feb 7: NewMindMirror: How long is a severed head conscious for? - Mind Hacks http://su.pr/2nHVBP
304 Feb 7: brainpicker: Amazing yet somehow unsettling – the world's last uncontacted tribe filmed from a small plane http://j.mp/dST148
303 Feb 7: dopesquare: Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet.
302 Feb 7: laurenahayes: Riding a polar bear naked through Antarctic ice rapids (my dream)
301 Feb 7: dopesquare: Bad news. I just held a test strip in my Twitter stream, and it turns out you're all pregnant.
300 Feb 7: MsLauraShields: OH HI!!! :o http://plixi.com/p/75494922
299 Feb 7: agnosticcc: I vow to end hunger. Starting with my own.
298 Feb 7: TelegraphNews: Tokyo's Sky Tree 'blamed for spike in road deaths' http://tgr.ph/fkwaNj
297 Feb 7: philosophytweet: Truth uttered before its time is always dangerous. -Mencius
296 Feb 7: philoquotes: Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk. ~ Seneca
295 Feb 7: princeboucher: The point is to apply what we have learned from one discipline to another and not get stuck in one way of doing things.
294 Feb 7: KrystelismS: If I were a planet I'd definitely be Pluto. I'm small, cold-hearted and betrayed by my own solar system
293 Feb 7: dopesquare: If my grlfnd ends an argument with "Fine, do what you want" I'm pretty sure the words "If you do, I'll stab you in your sleep" are implied.
292 Feb 7: dopesquare: MTV banning a video is kind of like a record store banning a book.
291 Feb 7: princeboucher: The future is here, it's just not evenly distributed.
290 Feb 7: dopesquare: I think I'm a superhero, but I don't even remember being bitten by a radioactive sloth.
289 Feb 7: hdewolf: "Beste samenvatting ooit van een voetbalwedstrijd op TV: RT @BadDalaiLama Another man kicked the ball. Then he kicked it again VERY SLOWLY." ←Mentions Us!
288 Feb 7: GreatestQuotes: "If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse." - Jim Rohn
287 Feb 7: AhmNoHere: In a rare display of unity, the whole of Twitter came together to mock the Black Eyed Peas. It was emotional. #Superbowl
286 Feb 6: avphibes: You can't run away from your problems...unless your problem is bears, in which case you totally can.
285 Feb 6: TheBosha: Last night's SNL was pretty good, but then again it was from 1992.
284 Feb 6: AllGreatQuotes: "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." -Woody Allen http://bit.ly/Dq1t5
283 Feb 6: DOGENZEN: What a man can be, he must be. This need we call self-actualization.— Abraham Maslow http://bit.ly/dZn1Qx
282 Feb 6: Kurt_Vonnegut: Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
281 Feb 6: beingtheo: I love a tight end, wide shoulders, and huddling. Bump and run, two minute warning and penetration are hot. But I still hate football.
280 Feb 6: worldpolice: Well that's reassuring.. http://twitpic.com/3x1ocj
279 Feb 6: DalaiLama: HHDL reaching out to shake hands with Indian Buddhists at Ganden Monastery in Mundgod, India, February 5th, 2011. http://twitpic.com/3x14ak
278 Feb 6: GreatestQuotes: "He who would travel happily must travel light." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
277 Feb 6: Morros: When life hands you a multiverse, make lemonade under a blue sun, dance with your twins, eat two bowls of tomorrow, monkey rides a goat etc.
276 Feb 6: princeboucher: An Optimist's Tour of the Future : http://ht.ly/3R3BF
275 Feb 6: princeboucher: If climate change was a nefarious plot visited by bad men with worse mustaches we would be fighting a war on warming.
274 Feb 6: FilmEngine: A new idea is first condemned as ridiculous and then dismissed as trivial, until finally it becomes what everybody knows.
273 Feb 6: FlyoverJoel: If you add more than one additional meta to your metadata most likely at that point you are just making shit up.
272 Feb 6: philoquotes: How many famous and high-spirited heroes have lived a day too long? ~ Rousseau http://bit.ly/philq
271 Feb 6: ispeakfemale: Everyone says hate is a strong word, but they throw around love like it's nothing.
270 Feb 6: princeboucher: Sick photographs from @Graham_Dalton of @princeboucher http://t.co/h5FFeHP
269 Feb 6: amandamcardle: Well said. RT @julierasmussen I do not break the rules. I merely test their elasticity.
268 Feb 6: AncientProverbs: If you wish to know the mind of a man, listen to his words. -Chinese Proverbs
267 Feb 5: TheBosha: Are you STILL not following @sbellelauren? This is an outrage, simply an outrage.
266 Feb 5: TheBosha: Men, sign this petition to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences insisting 'Romantic Comedy' be officially reclassified as 'Horror.'
265 Feb 5: BadDalaiLama: Sooner or later, you'll have to make a choice: truth or beauty?
264 Feb 5: noahWG: Good thing I put back the organic free-range tater tots because my car and first-born barely covered the rest of the bill. #wholefoods
263 Feb 5: AllGreatQuotes: "The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her." - Marcelene Cox http://bit.ly/18Rxzu
262 Feb 5: JerryThomas: Speak truth to power. Also, brown-nosing often works well, too.
261 Feb 5: brainpicker: Ha! Twitshift lets you follow yourself on Twitter...a year ago! http://www.twitshift.com (via @MeFi)
260 Feb 5: GreatestQuotes: "There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all." - Peter Drucker
259 Feb 5: ebertchicago: Did our human minds create the idea of God because they evolved enough intelligence that such ideas became possible? http://slate.me/gTzMrT
258 Feb 5: noahWG: The Best of Sexual Harassment Stock Photography: http://j.mp/dNTaOJ /via @BoingBoing
257 Feb 5: RexHuppke: Egypt needs to mix in some rampaging mummies very soon, or America's interest won't last past Sunday night's episode of "Glee."
256 Feb 5: TheBosha: Cough now more productive, pics to follow.
255 Feb 5: NewMindMirror: Why Do We Sleep? - Physorg http://su.pr/19nUM0 #sleep #biology
254 Feb 5: GreatestQuotes: "Happiness is found in doing, not merely possessing." - Napoleon Hill
253 Feb 5: TheEconomist: The Year of the Rabbit starts badly as China tightly grips its media outlets http://econ.st/ehAFYD
252 Feb 5: TheBosha: You might have mentioned, Robitussin, than an intemperate past necessitates a somewhat heavier hand with your dosing instructions.
251 Feb 5: NewMindMirror: Why It's Good to Be Single (INFOGRAPHIC) via @GuyKawasaki http://su.pr/1RECXp #singles #couples #relationships
250 Feb 5: badbanana: An optimist sees a zombie as half alive. A pessimist sees a zombie and says "yep, I knew this would happen."
249 Feb 5: laurenahayes: Just Listed: Short selling my pillow fort before it goes into foreclosure
248 Feb 5: chachiTHEgr8: Looks like the @BadDalaiLama done went full fledged Teabagger on us. ←Mentions Us!
247 Feb 5: GreatestQuotes: "If you rest, you rust." - Helen Hayes
246 Feb 5: JerryThomas: There should be a reality show where nothing ever actually happens. Maybe they could call it "Ghost Hunters" or something.
245 Feb 5: TIME: Fascinating study: People with last names at the end of the alphabet spend money more rashly | http://ti.me/fdtSOR
244 Feb 5: wired: Remote Amazon tribe has had no outside contact. Here they are on video: http://bit.ly/hEwDnJ
243 Feb 4: MailOnline: My son, the Facebook founder: Mark Zuckerberg's dad dishes out parenting advice: The father… http://goo.gl/fb/1vN2L
242 Feb 4: sbellelauren: "education" and "college" are separate sections on the huffington post. keeping it honest, huffpo.
241 Feb 4: AncientProverbs: The loveliest of faces are to be seen by moonlight, when one sees half with the eye & half with the fancy. -Persian Proverb
240 Feb 4: AllGreatQuotes: "The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back." -Dale Carnegie http://bit.ly/18Rxzu
239 Feb 4: MailOnline: U.S. home to fattest men and women in Western World: Weight levels have soared in America… http://goo.gl/fb/j85eo
238 Feb 4: ebertchicago: The Coen Brothers' menagerie of actors. An infographic: http://bit.ly/ieRpxh
237 Feb 4: brainpicker: Remarkably detailed miniature model of New York from the 1939 World's Fair http://j.mp/ijJ3YA
236 Feb 4: washingtonpost: Must-see infographic shows the whole world -- except for women of Italy, Singapore -- is getting fatter http://wapo.st/hYw2Tg
235 Feb 4: philosophytweet: "Truth in philosophy means that concept and external reality correspond. -Hegel"
234 Feb 4: BadDalaiLama: Childhood development milestones: Crawling. Walking. Talking. Using a mouse. Using a phone. Reading. Texting. Facebook. Twitter. Puberty.
233 Feb 4: kellyoxford: If I followed my heart I'd still be smoking.
232 Feb 4: washingtonpost: Facebook was born 7 yrs ago today. What do you think your status update would have said 7 yrs ago? http://wapo.st/haRezO #WhenFBStarted
231 Feb 4: TIME: Fascinating study: People with last names at the end of the alphabet spend money more rashly | http://ti.me/fdtSOR
230 Feb 4: HuffingtonPost: 10 airports you WANT to get delayed in http://huff.to/dQmo1n
229 Feb 4: HuffingtonPost: The Big Lebowski is getting a sequel? What? http://huff.to/fZhtvH
228 Feb 4: TheEconomist: Political shambles in Lebanon: No need to worry http://econ.st/f9pQdR
227 Feb 4: traviskoplow: @lolahayes Interesting! I had an ex who was into Wikipedia. The article makes our relationship issues clearer. I"m a lover not a fighter.
226 Feb 4: laurenahayes: Why so few women contribute to Wikipedia. Brilliant insights. http://nyti.ms/eWQTcR
225 Feb 4: laurenahayes: Why would you want to watch TV when you can watch a snail crawl for hours on end?
224 Feb 4: laurenahayes: Big Love with diamond dust is the best Valentine gift for Hirst fans http://bit.ly/fprmrx
223 Feb 4: laurenahayes: I love you for your artificial intelligence and your sincerity simulator
222 Feb 4: heidiko44: "Our modern society is engaged in polishing and decorating the cage in which man is kept imprisoned." Swami Nirmalananda via @monakart:
221 Feb 4: laurenahayes: Whole Foods has the densest population of breeders under one roof in all of LA
220 Feb 4: laurenahayes: RT @preschoolgems: "Magic just magicked."
219 Feb 4: RexHuppke: When life hands you lemons, compliment it on its hands because it's probably a good idea to kind of butter life up a little.
218 Feb 3: ispeakfemale: Some girls like bad boys because they think they can "fix" them. But they're not a broken car and you're no mechanic.
217 Feb 3: dril: I REALIZE MUSTACHE69@FIANANCE.BIZ MAY NOT BE THE MOST PROFESSIONAL EMAL BUT IVE GROWN SINCE I CHOSE IT AND WOULD STILL LIKE TO BE YOUR LAWER
216 Feb 3: BLANCHELUNA: RT @BadDalaiLama: Love is not charity.///Bien dicho!! ←Mentions Us!
215 Feb 3: AllGreatQuotes: "Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved." - Rita Rudner http://bit.ly/Dq1t5
214 Feb 3: laurenahayes: My mom is a boss at her best http://plixi.com/p/74541247
213 Feb 3: badbanana: Time management is so 2007. Or tomorrow or something.
212 Feb 3: AndyWarholla: Your mind is a mechanism: you feed it with knowledge, it repeats the same knowledge, it goes on chewing the same knowledge again and again.
211 Feb 3: agnosticcc: My mom is upset because I ignored her request to be my mother on Facebook. What? Facebook gave me the choice.
210 Feb 3: noahWG: Birds with unattractive mates are more stressed. More stress typically means less reproductive effort. Sound familiar? http://bit.ly/hm6W9Z
209 Feb 3: trixieboots: A Princeton Egyptologist emailed me in ecclesiastical Latin regarding my work on medieval hagiography. This is why no one asks us to prom.
208 Feb 3: BadDalaiLama: Sunrise on Miami Beach. Awesome! http://twitpic.com/3w2lsm
207 Feb 3: philo_quotes: To study the abnormal is the best way of understanding the normal. ~ William James http://bit.ly/philq
206 Feb 3: princeboucher: Statistical Prediction Rules Out-Perform Expert Human Judgements : http://ht.ly/3PoOt
205 Feb 3: princeboucher: Apple Announces Date For Screwing Their Publishers : http://ht.ly/3PohM cc @lolahayes
204 Feb 3: AndyWarholla: Genius is a constructive kind of insanity.
203 Feb 3: GreatestQuotes: "Be not simply good; be good for something." - Henry David Thoreau
202 Feb 3: laurenahayes: We play infinite games for pleasure; as long as we continue to play we win and the only way to lose is to stop playing http://bit.ly/e1GiKI
201 Feb 3: laurenahayes: Two kinds of games in the universe: finite and infinite. The former is played to win while the latter is played to keep the game going.
200 Feb 3: stevewilliams52: @baddalailama Looks about right. You missed the chick on the bike, topless beach pics and drunk asses on collins ←Mentions Us!
199 Feb 3: JustMePammy: @BadDalaiLama lolsnort..that dude in th'string bikini looks like th'x king..Giggle lolol shhh ←Mentions Us!
198 Feb 3: princeboucher: OH: "She's 21? God I was so dumb when I was 21, it's ridiculous."
197 Feb 3: laurenahayes: RT @AndyWarholla: In LA there are two types of people: those that swim in the shallow end of the pool & those that swim in the ocean.
196 Feb 3: laurenahayes: "We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will."
195 Feb 3: BadDalaiLama: Miami Bitch! http://twitpic.com/3vwyez
194 Feb 2: HuffingtonPost: Leonardo DiCaprio is playing J. Edgar Hoover. Which man will he be kissing? http://huff.to/dK7DPm
193 Feb 2: MissStudioCity: Yay! just something to share with youuuu http://twitpic.com/3vtuu4
192 Feb 2: latimes: Ingredients in Taco Bell's meat aren't mysterious http://lat.ms/dZwEEj RT @latimesbiz
191 Feb 2: HuffingtonPost: Stunning photos of Chernobyl disaster 25 years later http://huff.to/gLMHn6
190 Feb 2: HuffingtonPost: Why are men often blindsided by this? http://huff.to/gX22Cl
189 Feb 2: noahWG: How a statistician cracked the scratch card lottery code: http://bit.ly/eE9RPe
188 Feb 2: MailOnline: The pig that thinks he's a dog earns himself a place in CANINE display team: Just like a real… http://goo.gl/fb/CYVJZ
187 Feb 2: Telegraph: UFO hovers over Jerusalem shine http://tgr.ph/hoZ1b5
186 Feb 2: newscientist: Real Leonardo more impressive than legend http://bit.ly/fvJTSb
185 Feb 2: Telegraph: The world's weirdest skyscrapers http://tgr.ph/fjhM6X
184 Feb 2: TIME: The USDA says no more junk in schools "We're not trying to be the cupcake police" | http://ti.me/fD4nAO
183 Feb 2: BadDalaiLama: Many barriers in theory turn out to not be problems in real life. You have to actually test reality to find out.
182 Feb 2: businessinsider: The Coming Collapse Of Commercial Real Estate Is Already Here http://read.bi/fDSVKO
181 Feb 2: NewMindMirror: How coffee can boost the brainpower of women... but scrambles men's thinking http://su.pr/2NtZl0
180 Feb 2: YuririaSierra: RT @BadDalaiLama: Bad decisions, once made, tend to be self-reinforcing \\\ Until that decision demonstrates why it was a bad one... ←Mentions Us!
179 Feb 2: laurenahayes: NASA image of Snowpocalypse 2011 http://is.gd/oMtL8g
178 Feb 1: noahWG: Ladies, hormone-based contraceptives don't make you put on weight over time, getting older does: http://nyti.ms/dPZU5U
177 Feb 1: philo_quotes: Everything has been figured out, except how to live. ~ Sartre http://bit.ly/philq
176 Feb 1: AncientProverbs: A mere friend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue. -Russian Proverb
175 Feb 1: brainpicker: How online education is disrupting traditional academic models http://j.mp/i0UWu3 Boo BBC for missing @openculture @TEDTalks /v @edutechnews
174 Feb 1: MichelleCozens: Elephant seal beach Cambria: breeding season http://plixi.com/p/74062809
173 Feb 1: TIME: Airlines have lost nearly $60 billion in the last three decades. Makes the news magazine business look awesome | http://ti.me/hgnQBL
172 Feb 1: latimes: Central Valley canal's murky waters hide dark secrets http://lat.ms/fFV3iS
171 Feb 1: NewMindMirror: Brain development may be influenced by bacteria in the gut - Physorg http://su.pr/5d7bZf #brain #science
170 Feb 1: haelox: Can gender race sexuality?
169 Feb 1: laurenahayes: "To understand is to perceive patterns." Networks and Psychedelics: http://bit.ly/hjr0vG
168 Feb 1: latimes: Autism's moral judgment gap explored http://lat.ms/hleDqD
167 Feb 1: newscientist: Thank bees for the enormous diversity of orchids http://bit.ly/dSRacH
166 Feb 1: ShashaModi: The past few months have witnessed my moving continents, jobs n houses! Yet nothing compares to the pain of moving my butt out of a bathtub!
165 Feb 1: aedison: Growing up in my brother's shadow was tough. Because he died when he was five, and so his shadow wasn't that roomy. Also it was underground.
164 Feb 1: brainpicker: Love love love this infographic poster of the 50 most popular typefaces in the world http://j.mp/ef2NOw
163 Feb 1: trixieboots: I wonder whether every woman who feels her first child growing inside her is paralyzed by this same mute terror.
162 Feb 1: KrystelismS: Whoever wrote 'The Emperor Has No Clothes' is a smart motherfucker
161 Feb 1: KrystelismS: Love as a verb > Love as a noun
160 Feb 1: newscientist: Creeping sickness: Our epidemic of diagnosis http://bit.ly/hEkInC
159 Feb 1: KrystelismS: Chess- Kill or be killed, last man standing, pawns die in "glory" for their king.
158 Feb 1: brainpicker: Future Shock – priceless vintage TV series about techno-paranoia narrated by Orson Welles, free online http://j.mp/g7AWKa
157 Feb 1: mecotterill: @BadDalaiLama @brainpicker Thanks SO much for posting this - truly 'fascinating' ←Mentions Us!
156 Feb 1: MailOnline: It's not crackers - CHEESE is good for you: In small quantities cheese is nutritious. Here we… http://goo.gl/fb/r9bLh
155 Feb 1: nytimes: Mubarak's Grip on Power Is Shaken http://nyti.ms/eRlkGG
154 Feb 1: TIME: In case you missed it: Mark Zuckerberg on SNL | http://ti.me/gFp8ES (via @Techland)
153 Feb 1: DOGENZEN: A person is limited only by the thoughts that he chooses. - James Allen
152 Feb 1: SethMacFarlane: So is the way this works that we all now have to tweet for the rest of our lives?
151 Feb 1: neo_indian: In India the revolution would be squashed by giving everyone free Internet and unlimited bittorrent.
150 Feb 1: GreatestQuotes: "Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly." - Dr. Robert Schuller
149 Feb 1: BadDalaiLama: The original pitch for Star Trek http://j.mp/gswLJg via @brainpicker
148 Feb 1: ericaalexander: The Long-Term Effects of Short-Term Emotions | An insightful column from @danariely in the HBR http://bit.ly/6KfmtN
147 Feb 1: WisdomalaCarte: What is Synchronicity? | WisdomalaCarte Blog http://bit.ly/baUAL1
146 Feb 1: GreatestQuotes: "Nothing builds self-esteem and self-confidence like accomplishment." - Thomas Carlyle
145 Feb 1: StephenAtHome: If that woman the cops tasered at CVS was really innocent... why did they find taser marks on her? Check and mate, ACLU.
144 Feb 1: JerryThomas: Whenever a door closes, a window opens. Proof the universe was designed by Buster Keaton.
143 Feb 1: fondalo: Do social networks make us less human - http://ow.ly/3LCCL
142 Feb 1: philo_quotes: To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say. ~ Descartes http://bit.ly/philq
141 Feb 1: beingtheo: You'll love having dinner with my sister. Unless the different food items on her plate happen to be too close and are touching each other.
140 Jan 31: brainpicker: Rome in a Day – UWash students reconstruct Rome's famous landmarks from 150K still images in 21 hours http://j.mp/fUnHlG
139 Jan 31: TelegraphNews: World's oldest woman dies at 115 in Texas http://tgr.ph/hMulk4
138 Jan 31: TheFilmEngine: Photo: Every company needs a mascot. Fenster is ours. He says, "Bark!" http://tumblr.com/xuo1e8rb5v
137 Jan 31: sciencedaily: Neuroscientists find memory storage, reactivation process more complex than previously thought: The process we u... http://bit.ly/hJQjIS
136 Jan 31: princeboucher: This is who I hang out with all day! http://ow.ly/i/7Ixt cc @TheFilmEngine
135 Jan 31: Inspire_Us: True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, & the world around us. -Socrates
134 Jan 31: GreatestQuotes: The young man knows the rules but the old man knows the exceptions." - Oliver Wendell
133 Jan 31: BadDalaiLama: Throw a frog in a pot of hot water and he'll jump out. Put him in cold water & slowly heat it up, he'll accept it. People are like that too!
132 Jan 31: AncientProverbs: Take heed: you do not find what you do not seek. -English Proverb
131 Jan 31: philo_quotes: To be a real philosopher all that is necessary is to hate some one else's type of thinking. ~ William James http://bit.ly/philq
130 Jan 31: brainpicker: "Explores an anthology-like range of exciting human experience." The original pitch for Star Trek http://j.mp/gswLJg (via @kottke)
129 Jan 31: nytimes: Wary of Egypt Unrest, China Censors Web http://nyti.ms/fsvjg6
128 Jan 31: AndyWarholla: Instead of being an irremovable obstacle, take a turn at being an irresistible force.
127 Jan 31: RexHuppke: I can't wait to blame this blizzard on Sarah Palin.
126 Jan 31: TheFilmEngine: Good morning! What are your plans for the day? Writing, filming, drawing, deal making, editing, or tweeting?
125 Jan 31: brainpicker: The Advantage of Dual-Identities: A Case Study of Nabokov – another fantastic Wired read by @jonahlehrer http://j.mp/hGi7UT
124 Jan 31: brainpicker: Wow. Only 15% of Wikipedia contributors are female, would love to see stats for @Quora http://j.mp/h2Fz9S (HT @openculture)
123 Jan 31: BadDalaiLama: Being an exiled spiritual leader ain't as bad as it sounds. You get to travel. No one expects you to run a country. Kinda sweet, actually!
122 Jan 31: noahWG: Men more willing to stay w/ girlfriends who cheat w/ other women than men. Opposite true for women: http://bit.ly/fvX4V3 (via @MarcAbrahams)
121 Jan 31: agnosticcc: The vikings were the most aggressive of conquerors, determined to bring the clean, modern lines of their furniture to a wider market.
120 Jan 31: AllGreatQuotes: "Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men." - Joseph Conrad http://bit.ly/18Rxzu
119 Jan 31: philoquotes: Difficulties are things that show a person what they are. ~ Epictetus http://bit.ly/philq
118 Jan 31: Telegraph: Five free things to do in Paris http://tgr.ph/fGVbIJ
117 Jan 31: MailOnline: Operators cancel flights to Luxor and Cairo flights but Red Sea resorts remain open: British… http://goo.gl/fb/aEDAk
116 Jan 31: philoquotes: Nothing is more surprising than the easiness with which the many are governed by the few. ~ David Hume
115 Jan 31: DalaiLama: HHDL watching students debate during their examinations at Rato Monastery in Mundgod, India, on January 31, 2011. http://twitpic.com/3v4t8b
114 Jan 31: GreatestQuotes: "The starting point of all achievement is desire. Weak desire brings weak results." - Napoleon Hill
113 Jan 31: GreatestQuotes: "It is a bad plan that admits of no modification." - Publilius Syrus
112 Jan 31: agnosticcc: The reason some people are unhappy is that they think happiness exists.
111 Jan 31: philoquotes: Those that are most slow in making a promise are the most faithful in the performance of it. ~ Rousseau http://bit.ly/philq
110 Jan 31: philoquotes: Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one. ~ Martin Heidegger http://bit.ly/philq
109 Jan 31: TheBosha: Somebody ever gives you a "Lifetime Achievement Award" clear your browser history and kiss your ass goodbye.
108 Jan 31: EderGuillermo: "@BadDalaiLama: Given the choice between freedom and prison, most will choose prison, but they call it by other names."// You are WISE dude. ←Mentions Us!
107 Jan 31: BadDalaiLama: Given the choice between freedom and prison, most will choose prison, but they call it by other names.
106 Jan 31: BadDalaiLama: A moral action is one you can comfortably explain to your biographer 20 years from now, after he has read all your Wikileaks documents.
105 Jan 31: akierig: RT: @BadDalaiLama: A moral action is what you can comfortably explain to your biographer 20 years from now. ←Mentions Us!
104 Jan 30: BadDalaiLama: Shhhh! We've secretly replaced this model's expensive anti-aging cream with Hellmann's mayonnaise. Let's see if she notices.
103 Jan 30: philosophytweet: "Friends... they cherish one another's hopes. They are kind to one another's dreams. - Henry David Thoreau"
102 Jan 30: TheBosha: Hate to rock your worldview but a lot of these women who come across as hot are actually hot and that hurts me right in my cynicism.
101 Jan 30: AClkwrkStarfish: Those who can't do, teach or spectator very loudly.
100 Jan 30: BadDalaiLama: Be stingy with promises. You can't be condemned for promises you don't make, only for those you make but can't fulfill.
99 Jan 30: philo_quotes: To eat is to appropriate by destruction. ~ Sartre http://bit.ly/philq
98 Jan 30: RyanTylerThomas: @BadDalaiLama @princeboucher If it's not a tractor jumping another tractor from standing you lost me. http://www.snotr.com/video/1776 ←Mentions Us!
97 Jan 30: SethMacFarlane: A spoonful of bourbon makes the additional bourbon go down.
96 Jan 30: danavachon: Tourists besiege Cairo airport, but flights halt - Yahoo! Finance http://yhoo.it/eo0ZOA
95 Jan 30: MaxHoopla: People in this city who are superstitious of walking under scaffolding are SCREWED.
94 Jan 30: BadDalaiLama: On My Bucket List: Resist calls for my resignation and cling tenaciously to power.
93 Jan 30: AClkwrkStarfish: As far as I can tell, the only upsides to having a vagina are free drinks and logic not applying to me.
92 Jan 30: washingtonpost: U.S. military aid to Egypt totaled $1.3B in 2010. If the military turns on its people, the U.S. has much to lose http://wapo.st/ikf8I6
91 Jan 30: nytimes: Israel Nervously Gauges a Conflicted Partner http://nyti.ms/i9ZpyP
90 Jan 30: TheBosha: It's a good thing I'd never say anything privately that I wouldn't say publicly because apparently everything I say in private is public.
89 Jan 30: BadDalaiLama: The main deception of photography is that the viewer tends to infer the whole from the detail shown, often incorrectly.
88 Jan 30: TheBosha: LOST: Hours between 1AM and 4AM. Also about $100 but you can keep that if you return the time. @ or DM. Thank you.
87 Jan 30: kellyoxford: 2 year old said "You don't like your tattoo? Wash it off, silly."
86 Jan 30: GreatestQuotes: "Never mistake motion for action." - Ernest Hemingway
85 Jan 30: BadDalaiLama: The thing that stands between you and great photography is your own emotional neediness. You must see with your eyes, not your ego.
84 Jan 30: AtheistQ: "Religious belief is not a precondition either of ethical conduct or of happiness."
83 Jan 30: philo_quotes: Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it. ~ Descartes http://bit.ly/philq
82 Jan 30: Zylaw: @BadDalaiLama - You should submit it to "Urban Dictionary." I submitted the phrase "Drama Trauma" and it was accepted and published. ←Mentions Us!
81 Jan 30: danavachon: Photo: Pastis keeps it fuckin' classy. http://tumblr.com/xx11dnsgxn
80 Jan 30: dalaimamma: The root of most disasters is mistakes made during periods of success. (RT @BadDalaiLama) ←Mentions Us!
79 Jan 29: BadDalaiLama: The art of photography lies in seeing what actually appears in the viewfinder, not what you want to be there.
78 Jan 29: GenaMilanesi: ""Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk." - @BadDalaiLama" ←Mentions Us!
77 Jan 29: ericaalexander: Illusions are important. What you foresee or what you remember can be as important as what really happens. – Javier Marias
76 Jan 29: GreatestQuotes: "Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
75 Jan 29: avphibes: Sucks more to be whoever owns this car: http://yfrog.com/h0r1hsyj
74 Jan 29: laurenahayes: Right now http://plixi.com/p/73261417
73 Jan 29: TheFilmEngine: I liked a YouTube video -- Lazy Teenage Superheroes - Short Film http://youtu.be/rN4JIz7uq40?a
72 Jan 29: danavachon: "Sex is a mixture of psychology and hydraulics."
71 Jan 29: avphibes: Decided to look up the nearest Arby's and it's IN A GRAVEYARD! How apropos. http://yfrog.com/h7ez9unj
70 Jan 29: AClkwrkStarfish: Apparently I think I can dance. The floor, however, is not impressed.
69 Jan 29: AClkwrkStarfish: Love is such a strong word. Can we just say I might not kill you?
68 Jan 28: RexHuppke: Egypt, you're really distracting us from our core mission - making jokes about Kardashian-related atrocities.
67 Jan 28: GreatestQuotes: "The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it." - W.M. Lewis
66 Jan 28: laurenahayes: Rationality can tell us how to best get from A to Z, but without ethical reasoning we don't know where Z should be.
65 Jan 28: laurenahayes: The problem of a beaurocracy is the tendency to put the rationality of rules above the rationality of ends
64 Jan 28: laurenahayes: Isaac Asimov on creativity in education and the future of science – rare 1988 Bill Moyers interview http://j.mp/dJlbPs
63 Jan 28: brainpicker: Did you catch this? ☞ Isaac Asimov on creativity in education and the future of science – rare 1988 Bill Moyers interview http://j.mp/dJlbPs
62 Jan 28: laurenahayes: <3 swells RT @AndyWarholla: #FF @lolahayes ...because, like Neo in The Matrix, she's the one.
61 Jan 28: laurenahayes: TGIF everyone http://bit.ly/eZMXLO
60 Jan 28: laurenahayes: #FF @pympdr @princeboucher @AndyWarholla @_BarRefaeli @andykleinman @ronen @amandamcardle @MsLauraShields @BadDalaiLama @tdjukic @wcgrimes ←Mentions Us!
59 Jan 28: aedison: The most obvious spiritual figure is Budduh.
58 Jan 28: santhonythomas: Special Message to the governments of the world...if what you do brings reasonable and intelligent people to the streets...you f*cked up!
57 Jan 28: QuakerQuotes: We do not love people because they are beautiful, but they seem beautiful to us because we love them – Russian proverb
56 Jan 28: philosophytweet: In everything truth surpasses the imitation and copy. -Cicero
55 Jan 28: santhonythomas: Egypt. An illustration of what happens when too much power is given to the wrong people. Also reality tv.
54 Jan 28: noahWG: Body odor can be useful and good as opposed to ewww: http://bit.ly/gYwLTQ
53 Jan 28: beingtheo: When I was a young Theo, my Mom would always tell me not to let people know that I was smart. She'd be so proud.
52 Jan 28: TheEconomist: Burgernomics: What do burger prices tell us about the reliability of official inflation figures? Economist Daily Chart http://econ.st/hjPw6D
51 Jan 28: AClkwrkStarfish: I'd moonlight as a porn star if there weren't so many ass holes involved.
50 Jan 28: AncientProverbs: The greatest conqueror is he who overcomes the enemy without a blow. -Chinese Proverbs
49 Jan 28: Telegraph: Dinosaurs survived for at least 700,000 years after meteorite collision http://tgr.ph/fQgj6w
48 Jan 28: washingtonpost: LOOK: Photo captures scene at Tahir Square in #Cairo #Egypt http://wapo.st/gtnnOb #Jan28
47 Jan 28: HuffingtonPost: This is what Egypt's Internet blackout looks like http://huff.to/fWQMds
46 Jan 28: nytimes: Seizing a Moment, Al Jazeera Galvanizes Arab Frustration http://nyti.ms/gvXHX6 #Egypt #Jan25
45 Jan 28: laurenahayes: Sunsets hold more secrets RT @OliviaDresher: Why do sunrises feel less intimate than sunsets?
44 Jan 28: laurenahayes: Tokyo 9/29 to 10/8
43 Jan 28: irrevelent: Didja know? If you backhoe a trench right in a ski-doo trail you can have 'em buried before they regain consciousness.
42 Jan 28: laurenahayes: The sun may rise in the East at least it settles in the final location
41 Jan 28: philosophytweet: It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.-Niccolo Machiavelli
40 Jan 28: danavachon: #jan25 The Egyptian revolution may have to do with nothing more complex than the awfulness of life on a dollar a day.
39 Jan 28: philoquotes: Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. ~ Epictetus http://bit.ly/philq
38 Jan 28: MissMallibu: It's not the tyrant who unsettles me so much as the amount of people who have empowered his mania.
37 Jan 28: christianvachon: Dictating Tweet over the phone from Cairo. All internet access shut down. Feel like a captive.
36 Jan 27: kellyoxford: 85% of women who say Charlie Sheen is gross also believe they could change him.
35 Jan 27: Vignoramus: Internet is down in #Egypt 10 minutes after @AssociatedPress posted this video of a man being shot http://apne.ws/hgEg4d
34 Jan 27: aedison: There are three kinds of things: funny things, non-funny things, and the French.
33 Jan 27: AndyWarholla: ninety years ago the word "robot" was introduced to the public in Karel Capek's play "R.U.R." (Rossum's Universal Robots).
32 Jan 27: AClkwrkStarfish: The day I buy oatmeal at McDonald's is the day I buy "fine jewelry" at Walmart.
31 Jan 27: badbanana: There. Pretty sure I can write off all the time I've spent on Twitter as a charitable donation now.
30 Jan 27: BadDalaiLama: Aliens make poor benefactors. They don't understand the planets they are trying to help and often end up making matters worse.
29 Jan 27: laurenahayes: My favorite http://plixi.com/p/72884188
28 Jan 27: BadDalaiLama: The fundamental question in everything you do is, "Is this the best thing I can be doing with my limited resources?"
27 Jan 27: BoobsRadley: A modern interpretation of Yeats' poem is that the falcon cannot hear the falconer because it is listening to a tiny, falcon iPod.
26 Jan 27: mason_mem: only man is free, but only insofar as he is able to leave room for freedom
25 Jan 27: FlyoverJoel: The air is thick and weighted heavily with the scent of burnt toaster oven remains and remembrances of bland lunches past.
24 Jan 27: BadDalaiLama: Any resources used to feed the hungry can't be used to address the underlying problems that lead to hunger. At some point, you must choose.
23 Jan 27: laurenahayes: The most awesome video you will see all day: http://safe.tumblr.com/safe/video/2960984285/500
22 Jan 27: laurenahayes: "As soon as you see something, you start to intellectualize it. As soon as you intellectualize something, it is no longer what you saw."
21 Jan 27: laurenahayes: First two-headed MRI can scan interacting brains http://bit.ly/hG6q2l
20 Jan 27: princeboucher: On the way to @TheFilmEngine office.
19 Jan 27: DrkIntellectual: Censorship is not protection for a mind, but a relinquishment of our ability to think to those who do the censoring.
18 Jan 27: BadDalaiLama: Do not try to solve problems with tools you don't have. Instead look at the tools you do have and see what problems can be solved with them.
17 Jan 27: laurenahayes: Ahhh, it's so much easier to dismiss problems as simply "the way things are" RT @BadDalaiLama For many things there are no solution. ←Mentions Us!
16 Jan 27: michellenassau: @BadDalaiLama His "holiness" my ass. How does he survive? That's right. ←Mentions Us!
15 Jan 27: laurenahayes: RT @AndyWarholla Don't aspire to be successful where everyone has already been, aspire to be successful where everyone is heading.
14 Jan 27: drjon: QotD: "A sufficiently advanced homeless person is indistinguishable from bigfoot."
13 Jan 27: brainpicker: Anatomy of a smile http://j.mp/e786Ci (HT @MeFi)
12 Jan 27: laurenahayes: In bed with Chilean red and Anthony Kiedis #keepingitchili
11 Jan 27: laurenahayes: Just made Filet Mignon pour moi http://plixi.com/p/72707627
10 Jan 27: BadDalaiLama: Merely to have changed the world is not in itself a noble accomplishment.
9 Jan 27: MissMallibu: http://t.co/Y4ehgD1 RT @shredderizer: @MissMallibu can we get a clearer shot. It's looking good so far.
8 Jan 27: Sports_Greats: People only do their best at things they truly enjoy. -Jack Nicklaus
7 Jan 27: BadDalaiLama: The rarest kind of vision is to be able to see both the forest AND the trees.
6 Jan 26: RexHuppke: Today the U.S. did away with color-coded terror alerts. The new system uses the word "zoinks" with a varying number of exclamation points.
5 Jan 26: dunebat: @BadDalaiLama Fat Bastard lol? ←Mentions Us!
4 Jan 26: aedison: I'm so grateful that I can make so many people laugh. So grateful I get to do what I love. Thank you, and I apologize for the sincerity.
3 Jan 26: Skylorde: @BadDalaiLama Facebook. Population 500 million :) ←Mentions Us!
2 Jan 26: BadDalaiLama: A life without entertainment doesn't mean a life without fun. It means having fun doing real things instead of pseudo-fun doing fake things.
1 Jan 26: BadDalaiLama: The fact that you have consumed a lot of news and expressed a lot of opinions doesn't make you an active participant in the world.