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Oct 1 2012: New photos shot yesterday added to Washington DC album: http://t.co/Kt9xYKrnhttp://t.co/bptX5OAm 13896
Oct 1 2012: All my photo albums from Washington DC are now indexed in one place: http://t.co/GrHv1KXShttp://t.co/Nfr2XBrB 13897
Oct 1 2012: I imagine the Nuukians take great pride in their icebergs, because what else have they got? 13898
Oct 2 2012: Without sphincters, life would be a lot smellier. 13899
Oct 2 2012: 100% of all fish pee in the pool. 13900
Oct 2 2012: Surfing on an iceberg is really quite dangerous, especially in the tropics. 13901
Oct 2 2012: Iceberg real estate is among the cheapest in the world. You could have your own if you wanted it. 13902
Oct 2 2012: Clubbing baby seals is pointless. They're too young to drink and have no interest in house music. 13903
Oct 2 2012: @LadyFriday Thank you, but I prefer flubber. It bounces. 13904
Oct 2 2012: When Eskimos sit around and chew the fat, it's not really clear what they are doing. 13905
Oct 2 2012: You can find baby seal meat and whale blubber in the panda steak section at Whole Foods, or try Panda Express. 13906
Oct 2 2012: Never shoot heroin. You have to have someone for the hero to rescue. 13907
Oct 2 2012: This year's Nihilist Convention features a number of distinguished speakers staring into the meaningless void. Most speeches will be short. 13908
Oct 2 2012: The thing I can't stand is a long-winded nihilist. 13909
Oct 2 2012: Fill in the blanks: ____ __ ___ ______ 13910
Oct 2 2012: Infinite recursion is hopelessly redundant. 13911
Oct 2 2012: The Careless Alps in the Inebriated States have seen many a tragic fall. 13912
Oct 2 2012: (Woke up this morning to find all the drivel I tweeted last night on a Nuukian bender. Shouldn't Twitter have some parental controls?) 13913
Oct 2 2012: On My Bucket List: Own a 12-foot inflatable Santa. Also a suburban front yard to display it on. http://t.co/pSxezyoF [See Full Bucket List] 13914
Oct 2 2012: If you truly love His Badliness, please star and retweet His Wisdom. 13915
Oct 2 2012: RT @ScottSaab: @BadDalaiLama :) Yes, that sphincter bit was particularly funny. 13916
Oct 2 2012: If you don't have a plot, a conflict, a battle and a resolution, you can't have a satisfying movie. #themaster 13917
Oct 2 2012: Any resemblance between His Badliness and the guru in The Master is purely coincidental and a little too close to the truth. 13918
Oct 2 2012: "Dr. Bad's Miracle Weight Loss Plan" - my dieting advice, written today. http://t.co/n1BYYsMOhttp://t.co/cagA5ElQ 13919
Oct 2 2012: RT @rockerayanne: @BadDalaiLama Great advice! 13920
Oct 2 2012: Mississippi has America's highest obesity rate—and this town celebrates that honor! (@ Chunky, Mississippi) [pic]: http://t.co/WT0CSBFT 13921
Oct 2 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: The rarest and most valuable of all human abilities is being relevant to the topic at hand. 13922
Oct 3 2012: Judge people first by their self-consistency. Do they do what they say they will? Do they move toward what they claim to want? 13923
Oct 3 2012: The Great Wall of Glenn. From my FB: http://t.co/BG5uEt1Yhttp://t.co/6fNEQoCg 13924
Oct 3 2012: RT @WesleyPresley2: I liked a @YouTube video from @baddalailamahttp://t.co/6ind6Unw Sarajevo, Bosnia: Walking Through the Marketplace 13925
Oct 3 2012: RT @WSJ: Would you cut it at the top? Study finds men with close-cropped or shaved heads have greater leadership potential http://t.co/4 ... 13926
Oct 3 2012: Exercise and nutrition have little effect on weight loss. All that really matters is the calories consumed. 13927
Oct 3 2012: RT @Kyoks1: Parte de la responsabilidad social es no gastar $ innecesariamente. Asi, cuando haya una buena causa tendras $ para ella via ... 13928
Oct 3 2012: Tony Scott left a list of contact numbers in his car when he jumped off the bridge. What a waste! He could have just left CNN's number. 13929
Oct 3 2012: Want a bunch of new (fake) followers? Just mention "weight loss" in a tweet. 13930
Oct 3 2012: My Super Spam Attractor: weight loss fat vitamin supplement nutrition loan buy gold male enhancement investment foreclosure plastic surgery! 13931
Oct 3 2012: Spam fishing — Reel 'em in with some juicy keywords then zap 'em with the Spam button. It's great fun! 13932
Oct 3 2012: My Super Spam Attractor caught these 3 fake followers, promoting plastic surgery but buried in real-looking accounts. http://t.co/DRwGaZla 13933
Oct 3 2012: The most destructive thing about addiction is not the drug itself but the dishonesty involved in obtaining, justifying and hiding it. 13934
Oct 4 2012: On My Bucket List: Take a stroll in the Kuiper Belt. [See Full Bucket List] 13935
Oct 4 2012: I'm a raging non-alcoholic. Don't get on my bad side when I have not been drinking—which is all the time! 13936
Oct 4 2012: RT @Kyoks1: Lo mas destructivo d las adicciones no es la droga como tal, sino lo deshonesto de obtenerla, justificarla y esconderla via ... 13937
Oct 4 2012: RT @MailOnline: Scientists find bald men are perceived as better leaders (and even appear taller) http://t.co/DZtlc7yg 13938
Oct 4 2012: RT @TIME: 50 things you didn't know about James Bond | http://t.co/PmCz2bW1 (via @TIMECulture) 13939
Oct 4 2012: Super Spam Attractor #2: Diet dieting liposuction cannabis medical marijuana insurance cholesterol injured injury lawyer horny—spambots GO! 13940
Oct 4 2012: Men's room, Philadelphia Int'l Airport - 360° panorama - DON'T ASK ME WHY http://t.co/mJvMa4jdhttp://t.co/Qo3WcxcM 13941
Oct 5 2012: Back home again! Finest sleeping gate on the East Coast. (@ Gate B9) [pic]: http://t.co/5lNcdtsq 13942
Oct 5 2012: People have limited attention, so if you "raise awareness" about one illness or social issue, aren't you lowering it for all the others? 13943
Oct 5 2012: Breast cancer awareness, child abuse awareness, autism awareness... With all these "awarenesses", which are we supposed to be most aware of? 13944
Oct 5 2012: Shouldn't we have "Awareness Awareness Month" to tell us which awareness to be most aware of? 13945
Oct 5 2012: In the belly of the beast. (@ 30th Street Station w/ 8 others) [pic]: http://t.co/H6TDuVv0 13946
Oct 5 2012: 30th Street Station, Philadelphia - 360° panorama http://t.co/x1DCwajqhttp://t.co/4jsbxS4A 13947
Oct 5 2012: RT @Erekosse: @BadDalaiLama Haha! Viagra penis enlargement canadian pills prozac sexy sex 13948
Oct 5 2012: Welcome to New York! http://t.co/rePY691m 13949
Oct 5 2012: The tragedy of New York: Too many photo ops, not enough time. 13950
Oct 5 2012: Low-cal lunch on the run, NY style. http://t.co/DJgNd1Iq 13951
Oct 5 2012: First glimpse of St. John's Newfoundland. FB album: http://t.co/RR35fWUNhttp://t.co/GeyO8yfQ 13952
Oct 6 2012: Life Rule #243: Never be afraid of your own shit. It's your shit. You made it. The only thing that can hurt you is denying it's yours. 13953
Oct 6 2012: @MyDarkEgo Poor thing! You're not missing much. Family pix mostly. His Badliness is 97.3% public. 13954
Oct 6 2012: October is "Life Sucks For Most People So Don't Be An Ass With The Resources You Have" Awareness Month. 13955
Oct 6 2012: RT @jaydixit: Psychologist Paul Ekman on how to spot a liar. http://t.co/jLHbB9Q1 #lying #lietome 13956
Oct 6 2012: Soylent Green in Newfoundland. http://t.co/9LEbV0SO 13957
Oct 6 2012: This is for real, not Disney. (@ Quidi Vidi Village) [pic]: http://t.co/4ufIanxE 13958
Oct 6 2012: This is as far East as you can go without hitting Europe. (@ Cape Spear) [pic]: http://t.co/NnyR9dMq 13959
Oct 6 2012: Goodbye, Avalon! (@ Arnolds Cove) [pic]: http://t.co/QSfFYOBk 13960
Oct 7 2012: First photos from Newfoundland: St. John's http://t.co/RR35fWUN Avalon Coast http://t.co/iczRq5Ka Sample: http://t.co/941reVUU 13961
Oct 7 2012: In European Crisis, Iceland Emerges as an Island of Recovery (WSJ, 5/21) http://t.co/4SVc3k0g 13962
Oct 8 2012: The secret to richer colors on digital cameras: slightly underexpose. 13963
Oct 8 2012: Trepanation may cure your headache but definitely creates another. 13964
Oct 8 2012: Humpback whale rides - only $20 for one hour! ... More photos from Newfoundland http://t.co/iHRISqYLhttp://t.co/PyhzFZ3R 13965
Oct 8 2012: If you feel anger inside, your responsibility is to fix the problem that caused it. Expressing your anger rarely does that. 13966
Oct 8 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Among adult humans, curiosity is rare. They may notice an alien presence in their environment, but they won't change cou ... 13967
Oct 8 2012: Older Canadians are masters at sitting in exactly the same place every morning and shooting the bull. http://t.co/YTsTVWcI 13968
Oct 8 2012: L'Anse aux Meadows Viking settlement, predating Columbus by 500 years. (But Columbus had better PR.) http://t.co/1FV346tN 13969
Oct 8 2012: When driving at night in moose country, adopt a "moose killer" for protection. Follow an 18-wheeler and hope he kills 'em for you. 13970
Oct 8 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: You don't help people with big, flashy gifts. You help them with quiet and consistent compassion you probably won't be t ... 13971
Oct 9 2012: Canada is a weird parallel universe of the U.S. It's like, "What would happen if..." 13972
Oct 9 2012: Every place is exotic if you have never lived there. 13973
Oct 9 2012: This is the kind of psycho-communists Canadians are: First you pump, THEN you pay. #canadiandepravity http://t.co/Xb9mtEZa 13974
Oct 9 2012: My greatest arthropod schadenfreude is watching a mosquito fat on my own blood buzz helplessly inside my car. You're gonna die here, sucker! 13975
Oct 9 2012: My Mecca! The home of Theodore Tugboat! (@ Maritime Museum of the Atlantic) [pic]: http://t.co/KEtzynnk 13976
Oct 9 2012: RT @juicymorsel: I don't want everything. Most of it has to be fed, fixed or dusted. 13977
Oct 10 2012: New Zealand is to Australia what Canada is to the United States but without the shopping opportunities. 13978
Oct 10 2012: @laurenahayes Sorry, you got to put a nickel in the kinetoscope for that. 13979
Oct 10 2012: I'm seeing an irony here. http://t.co/auiOAqBp 13980
Oct 10 2012: How To Speak Canadian, Lesson #1: "I'm goin' down ta Timmy's." = "I am going out for a donut." #timhorton 13981
Oct 10 2012: Halloween-themed attraction in Machiasport, Maine (this morning) http://t.co/NXVzESrv 13982
Oct 11 2012: Somewhere in Maine: Decay has turned this house Escheresque. http://t.co/vLCcDI2u 13983
Oct 11 2012: Aboard the MV Highlanders from Newfoundland to Nova Scotia - 360 hi-res panorama http://t.co/7QUepe20http://t.co/P5hxyqvj 13984
Oct 11 2012: Photos added to albums: Nova Scotia http://t.co/JEYP5Dy5 Halifax http://t.co/0JhOb8jW New Brunswick http://t.co/h73hVr6F 13985
Oct 11 2012: The first rule of human diplomacy is to keep quiet about what you know if it is only going to upset people and not accomplish anything. 13986
Oct 11 2012: Maine has standards. http://t.co/pLq6bEXy 13987
Oct 11 2012: BBC crew held at Area 51 http://t.co/6VGU1Gwt (This is what happens when a TV crew fails to consult me.) 13988
Oct 12 2012: Every town in Canada is either a "Capital Of" or "Gateway To" something ... more Canada photos http://t.co/kxPTzEs9http://t.co/e3ZNdLRI 13989
Oct 12 2012: The State of Maine accepts no liability for this health advice. ... More from Maine http://t.co/qGVkpenchttp://t.co/JqeaUx8p 13990
Oct 12 2012: Driving your Prius to Whole Foods. So conscientious and environmentally aware. Just don't let the poor people know the money you're blowing. 13991
Oct 12 2012: RT @Melodramagic: I'll take a monster in my closet over the ones in my head any day. 13992
Oct 12 2012: @Melodramagic Ah, insight! Aren't monsters in the closet just projections of the ones in your head? 13993
Oct 12 2012: RT @aristosophy: I'd like to teach the world whether to sing. 13994
Oct 12 2012: RT @aristosophy: Create perverse incentives for God #lifehacks 13995
Oct 12 2012: RT @aristosophy: I'd like to teach the world to sing, with terrifying volume and precision, at targets of my choosing. 13996
Oct 12 2012: Being "right" doesn't necessarily mean you should fight the battle to prove it. 13997
Oct 12 2012: Corner Brook Paper Mill, Newfoundland. 360 panorama http://t.co/jl8sdBxh (4 days ago) http://t.co/uJtV4RXu 13998
Oct 12 2012: The main problem of poverty in the USA is not lack of opportunity but people refusing to take the logical steps to help themselves. 13999
Oct 13 2012: @itsnickward What research? 14000
Oct 13 2012: "Self starters"—people who initiate their own actions—are far outnumbered by "passives" who only respond to the stimuli presented to them. 14001
Oct 13 2012: People with low initiative don't want solutions. Offer them ideas to improve their lives and they'll give you 1000 reasons it can't be done. 14002
Oct 13 2012: No government program can give people initiative. The best it can do is offer opportunities for those who already have it. 14003
Oct 13 2012: @Cognor Excellent new word: "akrasia". I will use it! 14004
Oct 13 2012: RT @Cognor: @BadDalaiLama I hate this speech from people who lack akrasia, like someone who is naturally thin making fun of people who c ... 14005
Oct 13 2012: Akrasia is just to the west of Anhedonia, but they share a common heritage. Can you name other countries of the region? Attn: @aristosophy 14006
Oct 13 2012: Akrasia is a self-fulfilling prophesy. If you say "I have no control over myself," then it will be true. 14007
Oct 13 2012: Just created a nifty new menu system on my home page. http://t.co/EOShaLsg - My massive oeuvre made easily accessible! 14008
Oct 14 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: People are judged by others based on criteria they create themselves. 14009
Oct 14 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Religion is the ultimate refuge of the narcissist: "God is there for ME." 14010
Oct 14 2012: The best things in life are free, but they have no marketing budget, so the inferior but profitable options get all the attention. 14011
Oct 14 2012: Our permanent tweet archive has now been outfitted with a fancy new menu system for easier access. http://t.co/o7IRdWbahttp://t.co/Jk3Hs4Dx 14012
Oct 14 2012: i just added two new paragraphs to the end of last night's Akrasia essay. "Life is the process of trying...." http://t.co/fe7x8xak 14013
Oct 15 2012: I remember this TV show where the Jackson Five met the Osmond Brothers at Disneyland and each sang their hit songs. Changed my life forever. 14014
Oct 15 2012: @KelleyLPhoto She's pregnant you know. I understand they can lay 100s of eggs at a time. 14015
Oct 15 2012: Where do the Oompah-Loompahs go when he kills 'em with all the fish pee in Maine? Decay has turned this town. — http://t.co/5qm5D5PV 14016
Oct 15 2012: ∙uÊop ƃuıʎl sıɥʇ ƃuıʞÉʇ ʇou ɯ,I 14017
Oct 15 2012: @KelleyLPhoto Silly! If you can't squash her yourself, buy some Raid spider spray. You don't need a bug man! 14018
Oct 15 2012: @KelleyLPhoto Baby killer! 14019
Oct 15 2012: Beware the well-tuned body supporting a fallow brain. 14020
Oct 15 2012: @KelleyLPhoto Geeesh! Girls are wimps! 14021
Oct 15 2012: @TheLastVirgo make it 6 x 8 and skip the cat. 14022
Oct 15 2012: Humiliation I never thought I would ever suffer: waiting for Disney's Magical Express. [pic]: http://t.co/eDNL5bLa 14023
Oct 15 2012: Contrary to the protests of some, failing to take your child to Disney World is NOT child abuse. 14024
Oct 15 2012: The horses of Ft. Wilderness. http://t.co/U91y783k 14025
Oct 15 2012: "Akrasia: The Lack of Self-Control" - My new philosophy essay http://t.co/fe7x8xak Taming the Strangelovian hand. http://t.co/kxGmJpwP 14026
Oct 15 2012: Princesses disturbed by a single pea will have great difficulty finding accommodations. 14027
Oct 16 2012: @AbbigailEva Gluton freak! 14028
Oct 16 2012: Contrary to the protests of some, failing to take your child to Disney World does NOT constitute child abuse. (*in 49 states except Florida) 14029
Oct 16 2012: JetBlue has a pretty decent fare sale if you book TODAY http://t.co/1tliqOQB - Other airlines might match the fares. 14030
Oct 16 2012: (Highlight: New York JFK to Cartagena, Colombia for $300 r/t. Ooo, I'm tempted!) 14031
Oct 16 2012: The sad thing about Colombia is that every place you mention brings up memories of a violent drug cartel. 14032
Oct 16 2012: (Alas, the $298 Cartagena fare appears to be an illusion. Can't find any actual dates when the fare is offered.) 14033
Oct 16 2012: The nature of enabling is you give and give and give, and the more you give, the worse things get. 14034
Oct 16 2012: They have dual standards here for "old". http://t.co/WKGdF9h0 14035
Oct 16 2012: Why do seniors deserve discounts? Statistically they're wealthier than the rest or us and could cop the discount for three decades or more. 14036
Oct 16 2012: This is how they educate young people in South Carolina: Kids, the way to get ahead is buying a lottery ticket. http://t.co/eTskcHdw 14037
Oct 16 2012: Selling lottery tickets to fund education is selling poison to fund antidotes. 14038
Oct 16 2012: retirement — n. a persistent vegetative state where the victim does a lot of crossword puzzles and waits patiently for death. 14039
Oct 16 2012: He drove his Prius to the suicide site. #tonyscott #whydoifindthatfunny 14040
Oct 16 2012: @EvilSchwartzie Paul Simon himself doesn't know. It's in his book. 14041
Oct 16 2012: @EvilSchwartzie@dslikesit ...or put the lights out in Georgia. 14042
Oct 16 2012: I trust you like I trust Father O'Malley—checking the dorm beds for "sin". 14043
Oct 17 2012: No journey is possibly without compromise. 14044
Oct 17 2012: An uptight cat gets the dogs to chase her just by running. They have no interest in a mellow kitty. 14045
Oct 17 2012: Quality is Chuck Jones vs. Hanna-Barbera. 14046
Oct 17 2012: RT @ScottSaab: @BadDalaiLama Men chase women for exactly the same reasons. And like dogs, they never know what to do with them once they ... 14047
Oct 17 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Taste is fleeting. Only nutrition lasts. 14048
Oct 17 2012: "The Superhero Handbook: A Do-Gooder's Guide to Saving the Planet" - 2008 book I forgot I wrote. http://t.co/vaWKTL8Lhttp://t.co/OhLxd0Vu 14049
Oct 17 2012: I have created an IMDb entry for the live Larry King special I was in back in 1994. http://t.co/EzcFNT44http://t.co/ze2UOTrG 14050
Oct 17 2012: @BadDalaiLama Dude, that Superhero Handbook is great writing! 14051
Oct 17 2012: The role of government is to enforce business rules, assure public safety and protect communal resources. It can't solve people's problems. 14052
Oct 17 2012: Things that aren't in the Smithsonian but should be: Monica Lewinsky's blue dress, OJ's glove, Janet Jackson's right breast. What others? 14053
Oct 17 2012: It must be satisfying being a Facebook engineer. When you break something you break it for a billion people. 14054
Oct 17 2012: RT @TIME: PHOTOS: An unprecedented look inside Google's global data centers | http://t.co/jTvDPiLd 14055
Oct 17 2012: RT @nytimes: Daily Multivitamin May Reduce Cancer Risk, Clinical Trial Finds http://t.co/6QipDoR1 14056
Oct 17 2012: Where the knights say, "Ni!" (@ Ni River) http://t.co/YsmBi3uU 14057
Oct 17 2012: The only freeway maintained by the National Park Service. (@ Balt-Wash Parkway) http://t.co/ta5TCPbo 14058
Oct 17 2012: Maybe I should stop by and get my photos seized again. (@ National Security Agency (NSA)) [pic]: http://t.co/wpyi0hup 14059
Oct 17 2012: Finding myself on the wrong side of the Mason-Dixon Line. http://t.co/9c3H50d4 14060
Oct 17 2012: Megabus — The Official domestic ground carrier of the Bad Dalai Lama. (@ megabus Philly - NYC) [pic]: http://t.co/d0sJohGY 14061
Oct 18 2012: USS Albacore: Whoever gave me the controls is going to regret it. Dive! Dive! Dive! (5 days ago) http://t.co/4vuTQXNzhttp://t.co/YqbQk94y 14062
Oct 18 2012: There's terror lurking in the abyss. http://t.co/1HxHgDoE 14063
Oct 18 2012: Primo seating on Megabus in NYC. http://t.co/YEza1UKD 14064
Oct 18 2012: Go ahead, honk your horn at the traffic you're stuck in. It raises the tension level so maybe some road-rage psycho will take you out. 14065
Oct 18 2012: Periodically, life hands you bitter lessons. You either learn them or repeat them until you learn from them. 14066
Oct 18 2012: Most theft is a crime of opportunity that you invited by giving the thief an easy target. 14067
Oct 18 2012: This is New York but reminds me of Israel. No business Friday evening through Saturday evening. http://t.co/74i91Xwr 14068
Oct 18 2012: @TheBosha Don't blame the discharge person for doing her job: regulating your discharges. 14069
Oct 18 2012: Sleep = integration. Without enough of it, you can continue to function but the threads or your mind begin to unravel. 14070
Oct 18 2012: On My Bucket List: Become an academic pioneer in the field of Men's Studies, proving that my gender can be just as prissy as any other. [See Full Bucket List] 14071
Oct 19 2012: I am woman. I am strong. I will prove it by forming an academic department to talk about it endlessly. 14072
Oct 19 2012: My STARmeter stands at 99,146. Rising star or washed up has-been? http://t.co/Wsvg8HLq 14073
Oct 19 2012: Periodically, life hands you bitter lessons. You either learn them now or repeat them until you learn them. 14074
Oct 19 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: "Freedom is the right to live as we wish." - Epictetus - WRONG! No one has the right to live as they wish. Wishes must b ... 14075
Oct 19 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Without judgments, no communication is possible. A wrong hypothesis is better than none at all because it gives you some ... 14076
Oct 19 2012: Dieting Tip: Avoid low-cal versions of high calorie snacks. You'll just eat more of them. Skip the snack altogether. 14077
Oct 19 2012: RT @nytimes: High & Low Finance: A Computer Lesson From 1987, Still Unlearned by Wall Street http://t.co/E0sB4qH0 14078
Oct 19 2012: So long, Frys. You were swell, but I've found a new love. (@ B&H Photo Video w/ 8 others) [pic]: http://t.co/ffVtQBRR 14079
Oct 19 2012: Self-confidence is important, but self-confidence without the skills to back it up just gets you into deeper shit. 14080
Oct 19 2012: Okay, classy ladies, let's see how high we can make those heels without you falling. It's worth it because you look so sexy*. [*stupid] 14081
Oct 19 2012: Nothing thrills me more than turning on Public Radio to hear wonks discuss changing gender roles in American society. (Click! Off again!) 14082
Oct 19 2012: My preceding tweets yielded a spam following from BraveHeart Women, changing the world by "resonating" with each other. http://t.co/08spcqDi 14083
Oct 20 2012: A classic alien abduction and a typical abductee. http://t.co/N5xYhTG6 14084
Oct 20 2012: RT @CM721F: @BadDalaiLama His story checks out. I had top men look into it. Top. Men. 14085
Oct 20 2012: BDL's 10-second photography course: (1) Look through the viewfinder. (2) What do you see? (3) That's what your audience sees. 14086
Oct 20 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Anyone can appreciate beauty. Only the arrogant think they can own it. 14087
Oct 20 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Beauty becomes ordinary as soon as you own it. 14088
Oct 20 2012: Main Street Station, Richmond, Virginia (1 hour ago). ... More from Virginia: http://t.co/DGEKCHothttp://t.co/SuSRKVDV 14089
Oct 20 2012: Main Street Station, Richmond, Virginia - 360 panorama http://t.co/xvNWTj51http://t.co/P5d50Pz1 14090
Oct 20 2012: If you are trying to lose weight and you set foot into a buffet, you've already failed. 14091
Oct 20 2012: Some people should never be allowed to have credit cards: Greece, Italy, Spain, U.S. Congress. 14092
Oct 20 2012: RT @WSJ: Study: Nurture plays a major role in ability to delay gratification, a key indicator of future success. http://t.co/8gJO8RK4 14093
Oct 20 2012: Offer a "premium" version of any product and people with the means will buy it. Doesn't matter how trivial the benefit; they want it. 14094
Oct 20 2012: @aristosophy Prophet-fulfilling prophesies are usually profitable for the prophet. 14095
Oct 20 2012: RT @TheEconomist: Is Greece's shadow economy--the activities of those who pay neither tax nor social insurance--a blessing or a curse? h ... 14096
Oct 21 2012: Night inside security at DEN. Very Zen. (@ Concourse B) [pic]: http://t.co/OatwZcZK 14097
Oct 21 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: If a word results in anger, there's a good chance that word is accurate. 14098
Oct 21 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Today's worshipper is tomorrow's stalker. 14099
Oct 21 2012: An important button. http://t.co/Ce0HAAx9 14100
Oct 21 2012: It's Yin and Yang: Every visit to Whole Foods must be followed by a visit to Walmart to balance out the tensions. 14101
Oct 21 2012: A giant train set! Beyond awesome! (@ Greeley Freight Museum) [pic]: http://t.co/AwfzmOAQ 14102
Oct 21 2012: Unusual vehicle spotted just now at the Carl's Jr. drive-thru in Greeley, Colorado. http://t.co/UQIzilgr 14103
Oct 21 2012: Swinging around to the pick-up window. http://t.co/oYtifmXz 14104
Oct 21 2012: Carl's Jr. Drive-Thru - full photo album http://t.co/Fh3uRPbphttp://t.co/DHvwg2x1 14105
Oct 21 2012: It is not growth to simply do more of what you're doing now. You have to do things in a better way. 14106
Oct 22 2012: If you memorize Pi to 100 digits one day then memorize 200 digits more the next, you haven't necessarily grown or expanded yourself. 14107
Oct 22 2012: You can't tell a fool how foolish they're being. Only life can teach that lesson. 14108
Oct 22 2012: Greeley Model Railroad - new photo album shot yesterday. American life in miniature. http://t.co/vyJkEZhKhttp://t.co/XcWoCJnb 14109
Oct 22 2012: Benkelman, Nebraska - 360 panorama http://t.co/jgdIoek6http://t.co/fq62ZxSs 14110
Oct 22 2012: Don't tell Jared about my french fry based Fast Food Dietî”·. Here's my 450 calorie lunch. http://t.co/7PNuWIpo 14111
Oct 22 2012: Iceland Coast (Oct. 16) - 360° iPhone panorama http://t.co/BVxsBe51http://t.co/OrPALqWZ 14112
Oct 22 2012: 360° panorama of a mystery location. Can you name it? http://t.co/bmB51bdE (I forgot I even visited.) http://t.co/301bD5kP 14113
Oct 22 2012: Smack dab in the center of America—and there ain't nobody here! (@ Geographic Center Of The United States) [pic]: http://t.co/qubWjDQV 14114
Oct 22 2012: @aristosophy I believe he's Romulan, but that's splitting hairs. 14115
Oct 22 2012: Geographic Center of America, Lebanon, Kansas - 360 panorama http://t.co/ChKjVnythttp://t.co/8q3rmJh8 14116
Oct 23 2012: @stormfront1178 My position on Bob Lazar http://t.co/YSzNuToZ 14117
Oct 23 2012: It's not starvation, but an excess of resources breeds its own set of debilitating diseases, like obesity and hubris. 14118
Oct 23 2012: "The Matrix Revealed" - my 2007 philosophy essay http://t.co/E72lx1H0 The Matrix is real and we're in it! http://t.co/poUeroGn 14119
Oct 23 2012: The risk in trying to reform a dysfunctional system is you become part of the system, making matters worse. 14120
Oct 23 2012: Highway tragedy in Kansas. http://t.co/AtekN6MR 14121
Oct 23 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Instead of making one grand decision based on faith, you should make many small decisions based on knowledge. 14122
Oct 23 2012: Sufferin' Succotash! http://t.co/kK0ovEO4 14123
Oct 23 2012: Succotash is little more than a medley of vegetables, so I contend, in a phenomenological sense, that it is not capable of suffering. 14124
Oct 23 2012: If you have ever been a BS, you know this can't be real. Boy Scouts come in Troops. Cub Scouts come in Packs! http://t.co/AAncskU5 14125
Oct 23 2012: Drummers in St. Joseph, Missouri - 48-second video shot 2 hours ago. http://t.co/Wx5lfy28 14126
Oct 23 2012: Hannibal crossed the Alfs with heffalumps during the First Pubic War, sending a wave of woozles through the drivel of history. 14127
Oct 23 2012: Trying to lose weight without counting calories is like trying to obey the speed limit without a speedometer in your car. 14128
Oct 23 2012: @crushjunky Just passing through. Missouri is all Tiny Town. What's yours? 14129
Oct 23 2012: Visigoths, Ostrigoths, Vikings and Vandals. Thracian savages, bloodthirsty cannibals.... 14130
Oct 23 2012: ....Hard to control, this empire mine, so blow it all off and have a good time! 14131
Oct 23 2012: Agrippina the bitch. 14132
Oct 23 2012: Exercise is good for your heart, but it won't help you lose weight. 1 hour of exercise = barely 1 snack-size Doritos. 14133
Oct 23 2012: When I think about thinking about it, I think about it all the time! 14134
Oct 24 2012: Getting lost, ripped off and delayed is all part of the experience of travel. If you can't handle it with grace you should never leave home. 14135
Oct 24 2012: RT @LadyFriday: Such a hot, sweet guy! Until he used "pussy" as a term for weakness, then it was on. #fightinwords #dumbass <== What a dick! 14136
Oct 24 2012: Extolling the rosy virtues of the mom-and-pop businesses mass marketing has buried, we may fail to remember how Mom and Pop ripped us off. 14137
Oct 24 2012: RT @speedprior: @BadDalaiLama amended: start with small, low-stakes departures from home. Familiarity breeds grace. 14138
Oct 24 2012: A rare and critical life skill is giving clear directions. It requires stepping out of your own shoes and into those of someone else. 14139
Oct 24 2012: Zero unemployment is unrealistic and a bit scary. Businesses need to find workers and some dysfunctional people are unemployable. 14140
Oct 24 2012: It is sad to see homeless people on the street. Society did this to them, but that doesn't mean society can save them. 14141
Oct 24 2012: Suburban Liberalism: loads of compassion and good intentions but completely detached from real-world economics. 14142
Oct 24 2012: Road Puzzler: On Interstate 72 eastbound in Springfield, Illinois, the exit numbers go 91, 93, 96, 97, 94. Do you know why? 14143
Oct 24 2012: Just implemented a fancy new Photo Highlights menu on my home page http://t.co/T1DzsMjk Browse around the world! http://t.co/Xak4TjUt 14144
Oct 24 2012: Everything I know about ancient history came from John William Waterhouse. http://t.co/mvo8h7QA 14145
Oct 24 2012: Fast Food Diet™ - Day 3: Scooby-Doo Hamburger Happy Meal, 365 calories. http://t.co/ZuQ13l5o 14146
Oct 24 2012: The Happy Meal comes with a cut-out Scooby-Doo that attaches to your straw. http://t.co/dEFfLg9z 14147
Oct 24 2012: RT @mariarfin: @BadDalaiLama My pre-raphaelite favorite is Millais' Ophelia. http://t.co/dMjijXfz 14148
Oct 24 2012: Our teens through early 20s were a wondrous time... a wonder that we survived our own bad judgment. 14149
Oct 24 2012: RT @noahWG: Researchers make a fake Facebook account providing little info & managed to collect 325 "friends" (72% of the sample)t: ... 14150
Oct 24 2012: @lawnrocket Stadion Hostel: You don't have a choice. Where else can one afford to stay in Helsinki? http://t.co/684hlpsh 14151
Oct 24 2012: @lawnrocket Best Hostel: Hotel Kykladonisia on Santorini. Just a shared hotel room, but Location, Location, Location! http://t.co/0zCktxQA 14152
Oct 24 2012: The most satisfying character story is a hero recovering from his own foolish mistakes. (cc: @lawnrocket) 14153
Oct 25 2012: The pivotal moment in the history of the world was the breakup of the Beatles. [*if you're a Beatles fan] 14154
Oct 25 2012: If one unplanned path is truly better than any other, it may take a while to accept it. You have to overcome your own skepticism. 14155
Oct 25 2012: serendipitology — n. the science of taking advantage of unexpected opportunities. 14156
Oct 25 2012: Talking can be useful for planning and exchanging ideas, but sometimes you face a choice: either talk or do. 14157
Oct 25 2012: Dieting Tip: It is easy to find a "100-calorie pack" of any snack product. Just buy a bigger package and throw away all but 100 calories. 14158
Oct 25 2012: Plenty of horsepower in this jalopy! (2 days ago near St. Joseph, Missouri) http://t.co/AWJs6DCN 14159
Oct 25 2012: Hannibal, Missouri, boyhood home of Mark Twain. (2 days ago) http://t.co/GAvO3Kmm 14160
Oct 25 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Hollywood Absurdity #235: All space helmets/Hazmat masks must have lights on the INSIDE so you can see the astronauts' f ... 14161
Oct 25 2012: "I would prefer not to," said Bartleby. "Oh, well," said Eeyore. #negativity 14162
Oct 25 2012: A Dollar Tree Christmas. http://t.co/psXLdS78 14163
Oct 25 2012: All your favorite storybook characters. Disney owns them. Every. Single. One. 14164
Oct 25 2012: Conspiracy theory: Jim Henson was poisoned by Mickey Mouse when he tried to cancel Disney Muppet deal. BTW: The same mouse killed Kennedy. 14165
Oct 25 2012: You may look at Mickey Mouse and see a lovable cartoon character. I see a stone-cold killer. #disneyconspiracy 14166
Oct 25 2012: Khrushchev barred from Disneyland: What was the REAL reason? Only the Mouse knows! http://t.co/95V6i691 14167
Oct 25 2012: "Dr. Bad's Miracle Weight Loss Plan" - Some tweaking of my Oct. 2 article based on recent experience. http://t.co/n1BYYsMO 14168
Oct 25 2012: You can't talk to an addict about their addiction. They'll just get defensive and bite your head off. 14169
Oct 26 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: If you support someone unconditionally, they will take advantage of you unconditionally. They will use your support to a ... 14170
Oct 26 2012: Even before its release, Skyfall deserves an Academy Award... for marketing! 14171
Oct 26 2012: RT @MailOnline: Skyfall is out in the UK today - read our ☆☆☆☆☆ review here http://t.co/K511Z1vJ #Skyfall 14172
Oct 26 2012: @nguyenivy@paulmccranie Then why does 94 come after 97? 14173
Oct 26 2012: The biggest tragedy: No TV cameras were there to record it! http://t.co/L4Eji5Vr 14174
Oct 26 2012: "How Aspirin Saved My Back" - My 2009 health article you just might find useful. http://t.co/eWvUovIThttp://t.co/tkbRL8NF 14175
Oct 26 2012: @paulmccranie@nguyenivy Brilliantly done, young man! I-55 seems to end in Springfield but takes over some of I-72's numbers for a stretch. 14176
Oct 26 2012: This town is some kind of Steven King freak zone. Everyone is under 25. WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH THE OLD PEOPLE??? http://t.co/wj4xTcCf 14177
Oct 26 2012: It is almost forgotten today, but one of the scariest effects of Franken Berry cereal was frankenberry stool. Pink in, pink out! 14178
Oct 27 2012: RT @MailOnline: Target London: Soviet nuclear missile base in Germany that spy planes never saw http://t.co/bfUBisVk 14179
Oct 27 2012: A universal human law in both individuals and civilizations: When excess resources are available, they will be used to build monuments. 14180
Oct 27 2012: RT @TelegraphWorld: Canals may have sped up building of wonder of the world Angkor Wat http://t.co/KfU4Ldoe 14181
Oct 27 2012: RT @jonathan_katz: Sandy is working it's way North and already has claimed the lives of two local weatherman who have been on-air for 48 ... 14182
Oct 27 2012: @LadyFriday You made something for ME?!?! No one has ever done that before (sniff!)... but I lack information. Bayshore is a tepid place? 14183
Oct 27 2012: @LadyFriday Hmmm. I see religion.. not a rebellious topic. Sort of like Born Again bikers. The Milquetoast Rebels of Bayshore? 14184
Oct 27 2012: @LadyFriday You said "irony"! That's more like synergy. My take: http://t.co/vzzClaXf 14185
Oct 27 2012: Note to Rescuers: When people are trapped in a train, break a window and get them out. (Must it be a special one?) http://t.co/dmpUiwKZ 14186
Oct 27 2012: The ocean views in Atlantic City are always in season... if you could actually see them! http://t.co/TNVxsjTI 14187
Oct 27 2012: Stamford, Connecticut (yesterday) ... More from CT: http://t.co/nSUgrcRJhttp://t.co/dnmNKPYd 14188
Oct 27 2012: The dirty money-grubbing union-busting Capitalist rat. (Columbus, Ohio, 2 days ago) http://t.co/NThIxjDp 14189
Oct 27 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: TV ad says "You haven't seen nature until you've seen it in HD." Actually, you haven't seen nature until you've seen it ... 14190
Oct 27 2012: Fat isn't pretty, but being too thin can look freaky too. You want to be trim but not Skeletor. 14191
Oct 27 2012: The main function of America corporations—profit or nonprofit—is supporting huge executive salaries (not serving the shareholder). 14192
Oct 27 2012: The only honest executive salary was Steve Jobs': $1 a year (plus stock). 14193
Oct 27 2012: The best competitive strategy is to position yourself where there isn't any competition. 14194
Oct 27 2012: RT @Telegraph: The Annotated Brothers Grimm: in pictures http://t.co/4Lkm1phP 14195
Oct 27 2012: "Magic Floating Leaf" - One of the most mesmerizing videos I have ever made. Shot this morning in Nyack, NY. http://t.co/7TjF62jV 14196
Oct 27 2012: If you need expensive jewelry to express your love, it may be a sign your relationship has already failed. 14197
Oct 27 2012: It was hard enough choosing between Franken Berry and Count Chocula, then they came out with Boo Berry and life got really complicated. 14198
Oct 27 2012: If you have an iPhone, today is the day to download the free NOAA Hi-Def Radar App. Watch the storm in real time! http://t.co/tJj3SF2v 14199
Oct 28 2012: Racing south to try to beat the Frankenstorm. (Blue dot = me.) http://t.co/nLzNBxRk 14200
Oct 28 2012: I pulled over to sleep at a rest area for 6 hours, and the storm was kind enough to hold back. It prefers the coast! http://t.co/Ch6lgLCP 14201
Oct 28 2012: Yo' so ugly... hurricanes change their track to avoid you. 14202
Oct 28 2012: Gary Glitter arrested in sex scandal! Two questions: Who is Gary Glitter? And why am I not surprised? Online http://t.co/ktRaehVW 14203
Oct 28 2012: Ben Stein: Don't pick stocks unless your last name is Buffett. http://t.co/5zj1deEW (video) Attn: @laurenahayes 14204
Oct 28 2012: If you watched all of my most popular videos on YouTube, you'd be sitting there for OVER 12 HOURS! So... get started! http://t.co/5wWdKwo3 14205
Oct 28 2012: RT @chiggerweeds: I'd like to see less money going to raising awareness & more money going to actual research. 14206
Oct 28 2012: Had the South succeeded in seceding, it would have suffered a series of serious setbacks and a slew of saccharin successes. 14207
Oct 28 2012: Even the Brits are getting hysterical. "Sandy set to be the biggest storm EVER" http://t.co/fjU0QaeK 14208
Oct 28 2012: The paradox of sanitation: curbs the spread of disease but weakens the immune systems of individuals, since there is less germ exposure. 14209
Oct 28 2012: Fact: Kids who play in dirt have stronger immune systems. http://t.co/rnMrGtRi How do we square this with adult germophobia? 14210
Oct 28 2012: Hypothesis: Hand sanitizer is the Devil's clever poison, WEAKENING your immune system and making you more susceptible to illness. 14211
Oct 28 2012: Hypothesis: People who are the most germophobic get sick more often and more severely because their immune system gets less practice. 14212
Oct 28 2012: Hypothesis: Sanitation may be good for others (when you have a cold) but it is bad for you personally, since it weakens your defenses. 14213
Oct 28 2012: If a product claims to kill 99.99% of germs, isn't it just breeding stronger germs? (the 0.01% that survive) Cc: @noahWG 14214
Oct 28 2012: Hypothesis: For a strong immune system and better health, use public restrooms, travel a lot and seek random human contact. 14215
Oct 28 2012: Hypothesis: Sex and blood-to-blood contact are always risky events, since they occur so rarely. No so for airborne, food and surface germs. 14216
Oct 28 2012: Hypothesis: A hospital is the most dangerous place for your health, because the only germs that survive here are the strongest ones. 14217
Oct 28 2012: A hospital is a breeder of infectious disease. Illnesses brought there are refined by sanitation and antibiotics into truly virulent forms. 14218
Oct 28 2012: RT @DanielCowherd: H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. (H)alf (O)f (M)y (E)nergy (W)asted (O)n (R)andom (K)nowledge. 14219
Oct 28 2012: A hospital is one-stop shopping for the most virulent forms of all the diseases other people have brought there. 14220
Oct 28 2012: Since it takes only a single bacterium or virus to cause disease, isn't sanitation a futile effort? 14221
Oct 28 2012: Hypothesis: There is less hospital infection in countries like India with poorer hygiene standards (hence stronger immune systems). 14222
Oct 28 2012: .@BadDalaiLama Sophomoric secessionist sacrilege substituting sophistry for substance. Sorry! 14223
Oct 28 2012: There is rarely much satisfaction in winning a court case. You have already wasted a significant part of your life and a lot of money. 14224
Oct 28 2012: Where is the line between dangerous sanitation (swimming in sewage) and living in a sanitized bubble where you build no immune defenses? 14225
Oct 28 2012: @Pensil@tacobell 4th Meal, adding another 1000 calories to the spare tire. 14226
Oct 28 2012: The trouble with seeking justice for an injustice is that by the time you exact it the offender has usually self-destructed anyway. 14227
Oct 28 2012: There's not much point in getting mad at Hitler. The dude is dead. 14228
Oct 28 2012: The most effective justice is parental—handed out swiftly and with precision. 14229
Oct 28 2012: A cow can regurgitate her last meal and chew it some more. Humans do the same with memories, recalling past events and reprocessing them. 14230
Oct 29 2012: RT @aristosophy: Preferred in blind taste tests (after anthropic correction) 14231
Oct 29 2012: RT @aristosophy: Life is what doesn't happen to you while you're busy making tweets. 14232
Oct 29 2012: Midnight thought: If you died in the vacuum of space, your body would be freeze-dried like a strawberry. They could display you in a museum! 14233
Oct 29 2012: My thoughts and prayers are with the people of ________ during their terrible [hurricane/media event/presidential election]. #modeltweet 14234
Oct 29 2012: Love is grand but... A partnership can't move any faster than its slowest member. A bureaucracy of two? 14235
Oct 29 2012: Hypothesis: Love is affordable only to those whose own creative development has plateaued. 14236
Oct 29 2012: A study of likely voters finds that many won't actually vote, screwing up the polls of likely voters. 14237
Oct 29 2012: A presidential election is when more incompetent local officials are elected, since more incompetent voters are voting. 14238
Oct 29 2012: Most voters at the polls tomorrow know the presidential candidates but don't have a clue about the local ones. "Oh, that's a nice name!" 14239
Oct 29 2012: @DSLikesIt People explode in a vacuum only in the movies. 14240
Oct 29 2012: @DSLikesIt I'll remember that. Better to die from a slow, excruciating pressure leak. 14241
Oct 29 2012: Highway toll takers, touching hundreds of hands and germ-laden bills every day: Do they get more colds than others—or fewer? 14242
Oct 29 2012: Polls show that people responding to polls have nothing better to do with their lives than respond to polls. 14243
Oct 29 2012: They got European pricing just outside the Orlando airport (but I'm paying it cuz late). http://t.co/1E48XaQp 14244
Oct 29 2012: @BadDalaiLama Most Europeans would kill for prices this low! 14245
Oct 29 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: You may reduce the chance of robbery by installing a security system, but you'd reduce it even more by not owning anythi ... 14246
Oct 29 2012: Woke up this morning with a flash of travel insight: Let's NOT visit Moscow in the winter! 14247
Oct 30 2012: The romantic lure of the dashing foreigner, who turns out to be just another jerk with an accent. 14248
Oct 30 2012: An addict makes a philosophical choice even before he takes his first drug: that sensations are more important than accomplishments. 14249
Oct 30 2012: Surround me with free alcohol, drugs, television, video games & fine cuisine—I'll have no interest. Tempted only by travel and rich snacks. 14250
Oct 30 2012: A connoisseur is an addict who tells himself he's more refined. 14251
Oct 30 2012: I say the only way to lose weight is to eat less, but this shelf of fat-burning products says otherwise. http://t.co/Q8dBghu4 14252
Oct 30 2012: Weight loss products and diet foods are what fat people buy so they can continue eating without guilt. 14253
Oct 30 2012: @CM721F How many calories you take in, period. 14254
Oct 30 2012: If no one in the present cares what you do, perform for history. 14255
Oct 30 2012: Road Grannies From Hell (horror) — Rogue Florida seniors drive 45mph in 65mph zones causing bloody crashes behind them. Who will stop them? 14256
Oct 30 2012: A thousand photos of World War II can't tell you what happened. Only words can do that. 14257
Oct 30 2012: RT @TIME: Lessons from New York's flooded subway system | http://t.co/KEspOhgr 14258
Oct 30 2012: To me, this is rhe biggest Sandy news ==> New York's flooded subway system http://t.co/usgVuD9z 14259
Oct 30 2012: Grasp positive wire with right hand. Grasp negative wire with left hand. Turn on voltage switch with foot. That's how I conduct myself. 14260
Oct 30 2012: @DSLikesIt You are not the only one! I thought I lost him with my haircut, but he's catching up. http://t.co/mmuFQu2y #jksimmons 14261
Oct 30 2012: Jersey Shore hit hard! Where's Snooki? Did anybody check on Snooki? DOESN'T ANYBODY CARE??? 14262
Oct 30 2012: Somebody needs to check the reality-show celebrity streams to see how many "thoughts and prayers" are going out tonight. 14263
Oct 30 2012: I bet Sandy was a Magnitude 5 on the TP scale (proportion of "thoughts" and "prayers" appearing in the Twitter public timeline). 14264
Oct 30 2012: Automated Beverage System, McDonalds, 3am. 30-second iPhone video:http://t.co/6h5Muonq Am I the only one who finds this fascinating? 14265
Oct 31 2012: Near Charlotte following a line of utility trucks heading north. I hear they have plenty of work for linemen! http://t.co/GKg00t5a 14266
Oct 31 2012: A religious believer's faith depends on not asking too many questions. 14267
Oct 31 2012: @Kyoks1 Sugar, honey, butter, cream, chocolate—preferably mixed with something. 14268
Oct 31 2012: RT @DSLikesIt: @BadDalaiLama When I read your tweets I hear J.K. Simmons. I cannot be the only one. http://t.co/AXgiCFMN 14269
Oct 31 2012: Just drove a 40-mile stretch of West Virginny with a foot of snow on the ground and no power. Guess that's normal for you Sandyites. 14270
Oct 31 2012: The positive thing about being abused is it breaks the bonds of a relationship that probably wasn't good for you even without the abuse.
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