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1: 2018-11-21: On My Bucket List: Provide discreet offshore wealth management for corrupt government officials and their cronies.
2: 2018-10-17: On My Bucket List: Present my own crimes as victimhood.
3: 2018-09-30: On My Bucket List: Right all wrongs.
4: 2018-09-30: On My Bucket List: Visit the Valley of the Jolly Hohoho Green Giant. (I think it’s in Hawaii somewhere.)
5: 2018-06-11: On My Bucket List: Subsist on a diet of fast food, cold pizza and beer. 🍔🍟🍕🍻
6: 2018-06-01: On My Bucket List: Take a selfie in front of a famous tourist attraction.
7: 2018-05-31: On My Bucket List: Destroy my own career with a single tweet.
8: 2018-05-10: On My Bucket List: Become a serial philanderer.
9: 2018-05-09: On My Bucket List: Funnel money through a Delaware-based shell company.
10: 2018-05-08: On My Bucket List: Shake up my legal team.
11: 2018-05-05: On My Bucket List: Visit the Eight Wonders of Kansas. (I’ve already seen one of them: https://t.co/z5fcRsQNCC )
12: 2018-03-29: On My Bucket List: Receive emoluments with impunity.
13: 2018-03-24: On My Bucket List: Form a Trump tribute band, the Blustering Blowhards, playing hits like “Lock Her Up”, “Build A Wall”, “Believe Me”, “Fake News” and “Witchhunt”.
14: 2018-03-08: On My Bucket List: Set up a secret backchannel to the Kremlin.
15: 2018-03-05: On My Bucket List: Go on TV to defy a federal subpoena and dare the prosecutor to lock me up.
16: 2018-03-02: On My Bucket List: Be forced to play my greatest hits over and over until I die.
17: 2018-02-26: On My Bucket List: Insist that the traditional economic rules don’t apply anymore; it’s different this time.
18: 2018-02-26: On My Bucket List: Live beyond my means.
19: 2018-02-25: On My Bucket List: Find myself in debt to Russian oligarchs. They’ll be kind to me, won’t they?
20: 2018-02-19: On My Bucket List: Deny the evidence in front of me.
21: 2018-02-18: On My Bucket List: Implement an elaborate system to conceal my extramarital affairs with porn stars and Playboy playmates. (Related: Get married and get rich so I can have them.)
22: 2018-02-18: On My Bucket List: Sleep on sheets with a thread count.
23: 2018-02-16: On My Bucket List: Stand by my man regardless of his infidelities.
24: 2018-02-16: On My Bucket List: Have a queen for a day interview with a federal prosecutor.
25: 2018-02-15: On My Bucket List: Sell people things they don’t need and can’t afford.
26: 2018-02-14: On My Bucket List: Become a bohemian writer and visual artist, always on the move, caring little about material gain.
27: 2018-02-13: On My Bucket List: Drive across the Darién Gap.
28: 2018-02-02: On My Bucket List: Register my pet as an “emotional support animal“ so it can fly in the plane with me.
29: 2018-02-02: On My Bucket List: Achieve success for my youth and beauty only to have them fade away.
30: 2018-01-31: On My Bucket List: Buy fake social media followers.
31: 2018-01-24: On My Bucket List: Cut a deal with Robert Mueller.
32: 2018-01-22: On My Bucket List: Set the record straight.
33: 2017-12-25: On My Bucket List: Bathe in the blood of virgins to preserve my youth.
34: 2017-12-23: On My Bucket List: Buy a product because I saw it on TV.
35: 2017-12-18: On My Bucket List: Engage in a number of difficult-to-attain activities, typically involving travel, that are socially symbolic but intellectually superficial.
36: 2017-12-18: On My Bucket List: Kick the bucket.
37: 2017-12-18: On My Bucket List: Die on an attempted ascent of Everest, because it is there.
38: 2017-12-13: On My Bucket List: Ride my horse to the polling station wearing a cowboy hat to vote for myself. 🤠🐎
39: 2017-12-09: On My Bucket List: Wash my hands before returning to work.
40: 2017-12-09: On My Bucket List: Lie to the FBI.
41: 2017-12-08: On My Bucket List: Build a respectable career in the arts, journalism or public service before resigning in disgrace for sexual misconduct.
42: 2017-12-07: On My Bucket List: Buy Bitcoin before it crashes.
43: 2017-11-29: On My Bucket List: Marry a British prince.
44: 2017-11-27: On My Bucket List: Pay or receive hush money.
45: 2017-11-12: On My Bucket List: Vehemently deny the charges, claiming they are part of a smear campaign by my opponents.
46: 2017-11-06: On My Bucket List: Cooperate with prosecutors in exchange for leniency.
47: 2017-10-24: On My Bucket List: Go beyond the pale.
48: 2017-09-25: On My Bucket List: Make a Faustian bargain.
49: 2017-09-02: On My Bucket List: Blame the media for my mistakes.
50: 2017-08-26: On My Bucket List: Vastly overestimate my crowd size.
51: 2017-07-25: On My Bucket List: Pander to the gullibilities of low information voters.
52: 2017-07-15: On My Bucket List: Marry a Slovenian beauty queen.
53: 2017-06-29: On My Bucket List: Build a base of mindless supporters who will defend me no matter what I say or do.
54: 2017-06-13: On My Bucket List: Climb Everest without supplemental oxygen, because climbing it the ordinary way is just too easy.
55: 2017-05-23: On My Bucket List: Plead the Fifth.
56: 2017-05-19: RT @BadDalaiLama: On My Bucket List: Become a Person of Interest.
57: 2017-05-03: On My Bucket List: Conclude my monologue with, "We've got a great show for you tonight."
58: 2017-04-24: On My Bucket List: Open a brick-and-mortar store selling bricks and mortar.
59: 2017-03-31: On My Bucket List: Testify against my former associates in exchange for immunity from prosecution.
60: 2017-03-22: On My Bucket List: Sabotage my credibility with my own compulsive tweeting.
61: 2017-03-19: On My Bucket List: Become a secret operative for a nefarious international organization bent on world domination.
62: 2017-03-19: On My Bucket List: Throw my friends under the bus.
63: 2017-03-18: On My Bucket List: Love 'em and leave 'em.
64: 2017-03-17: On My Bucket List: End up on the wrong side of history.
65: 2017-03-14: On My Bucket List: Double down on the false accusations I made on Twitter.
66: 2017-03-05: On My Bucket List: Lie to the American people.
67: 2017-03-05: On My Bucket List: Eat The freshness pack that says "DO NOT EAT" because I don't like being told what to do.
68: 2017-03-04: On My Bucket List: Dominate the news cycle with my outrageous tweets.
69: 2017-02-26: On My Bucket List: Become a national embarrassment. The biggest!
70: 2017-01-26: On My Bucket List: Become press secretary for President Trump so I can correct the inaccuracies and falsehoods of the lying media.
71: 2017-01-09: On My Bucket List: Become the subject of a tweet by @realDonaldTrump
72: 2016-12-27: On My Bucket List: Binge-watch a TV series.
73: 2016-12-19: On My Bucket List: Change the world by signing an online petition or by cutting and pasting a message into my Facebook status.
74: 2016-12-13: On My Bucket List: Open a store selling alcohol, tobacco, lottery tickets, junk food, payday loans, and for-profit education to the poor. 🇺🇸
75: 2016-12-13: On My Bucket List: Establish a career in a traditionally male dominated profession.
76: 2016-11-24: On My Bucket List: Dance the hula in a muumuu at a luau.
77: 2016-11-16: On My Bucket List: Debut my new Fall Collection in Milan, featuring denim jeans in muted tones and T-shirts in solid colors.
78: 2016-11-14: On My Bucket List: Become Press Secretary for the Trump Administration, answering questions from journalists about the President's positions
79: 2016-11-05: On My Bucket List: Get kicked out of a Cracker Barrel for expressing anti-Trump sentiments.
80: 2016-10-29: On My Bucket List: Start a Trump parody account. It will be fantastic. The best parody account ever.
81: 2016-10-24: On My Bucket List: Break the Internet with my provocative selfies.
82: 2016-10-16: On My Bucket List: Have reporters ask me for the secret to my longevity. 🗑📝⏳
83: 2016-10-08: On My Bucket List: Dominate the news cycle with my outrageous lies and boorish behavior.
84: 2016-09-01: On My Bucket List: Refuse to answer questions by pleading the Fifth Amendment.
85: 2016-09-01: On My Bucket List: Learn how to sext.
86: 2016-08-25: On My Bucket List: Get mad at my coworkers. Go home. Get my gun. Settle the score.
87: 2016-08-22: On My Bucket List: Visit the basement of the Alamo to find Peewee's stolen bicycle.
88: 2016-08-20: On My Bucket List: Make obscene amounts of money.
89: 2016-08-11: On My Bucket List: Have my words distorted and taken out of context by a biased liberal media.
90: 2016-08-03: On My Bucket List: Tank at the box office.
91: 2016-07-27: On My Bucket List: Save every receipt from every fast food meal I ever ate so future generations will know how I lived.
92: 2016-07-23: On My Bucket List: Buy a bucket to keep my list in.
93: 2016-05-11: On My Bucket List: Take leave of my senses.
94: 2016-05-08: On My Bucket List: Pivot from racist, misogynistic rants to a measured presidential demeanor with well-thought-out policy positions.
95: 2016-05-07: On My Bucket List: Support my party's nominee in spite of my misgivings about the candidate.
96: 2016-05-04: On My Bucket List: Purchase a Veblen good.
97: 2016-04-09: On My Bucket List: Buy life insurance.
98: 2016-04-08: On My Bucket List: Establish a complex network of offshore shell companies to hide my ill-gotten wealth.
99: 2015-05-29: On My Bucket List: Become a Person of Interest.
100: 2015-05-22: All the items on my Bucket List. https://t.co/NVK8Hd3CDG
101: 2015-05-22: On My Bucket List: Join a renegade biker gang of retired accountants and stockbrokers who buy Harley-Davidsons and use them twice a year.
102: 2015-05-22: On My Bucket List: Arrange an anonymous sexual encounter over the Internet.
103: 2015-05-19: On My Bucket List: Use my monopoly position to crush any remaining competitors.
104: 2015-03-06: On My Bucket List: Own a profitable convenience store selling liquor, tobacco, lottery tickets and junk food in impoverished neighborhoods.
105: 2015-02-08: On My Bucket List: Buy an As Seen On TV product.
106: 2015-02-05: On My Bucket List: Get paid big money to promote products I don't believe in.
107: 2015-01-25: My complete Bucket List: https://t.co/LXe7r3DLw9 (via Twitter Search) - So much yet to do!
108: 2015-01-25: On My Bucket List: Get paid to look the other way.
109: 2014-09-08: On My Bucket List: Assemble a bucket list.
110: 2014-05-13: On My Bucket List: Do something dedicated but inane to "raise awareness" about some unrelated cause.
111: 2014-05-09: On My Bucket List: Demonstrate first pass, single shot lethality against high speed maneuvering targets on land and at sea. (@DailyMailUS)
112: 2014-05-02: On My Bucket List: Threaten Russia with additional sanctions.
113: 2014-05-01: On My Bucket List: Become a Creation scientist, proving by scientific means that the earth is less than 6000 years old.
114: 2014-03-31: On My Bucket List: My accidental naked selfie gone viral!
115: 2014-03-18: On My Bucket List: Believe my own propaganda.
116: 2014-03-06: On My Bucket List: Establish a puppet regime in Crimea, nominally at the behest of the Crimean people.
117: 2014-02-20: On My Bucket List: Sell out to Facebook for $16 billion — or $16 million, or just $1 million. I'm not greedy.
118: 2014-02-15: On My Bucket List: Come out on Oprah.
119: 2014-01-01: On My Bucket List: Represent, through the ostentatious display of artifacts, that the sports team of my city is better than any other.
120: 2013-12-26: On My Bucket List: Learn to fish so I can waste time more efficiently.
121: 2013-12-18: On My Bucket List: Discover through divine revelation that the only true religion is the one I happened to be born into.
122: 2013-12-18: On My Bucket List: Have to force myself to eat because I have lost so much weight.
123: 2013-12-16: On My Bucket List: Pilot a steel and glass capsule hurtling across Texas at 140 km/h.
124: 2013-12-10: On My Bucket List: Repent my miserly ways and discover the true meaning of Christmas.
125: 2013-12-07: On My Bucket List: Promote my product with stock images of happy people enjoying the good life.
126: 2013-11-18: On My Bucket List: Chop wood, hunt bears and ride horseback shirtlessly with Vladimir Putin.
127: 2013-11-12: On My Bucket List: Update my social media status to thank all the veterans who have served our country.
128: 2013-10-20: On My Bucket List: Dance topless at the Folies Bergère, wearing only sequins and feathers. #oolala
129: 2013-10-12: On My Bucket List: Fiercely defend the religion or ethnic group I happen to have been born into.
130: 2013-10-11: On My Bucket List: Refuse to acknowledge my Nobel Prize, because those award shows are so tacky.
131: 2013-10-07: On My Bucket List: Raise cash through the use of a pawnshop, payday loan center, neighborhood loanshark or Kickstarter.
132: 2013-10-06: On My Bucket List: Write a rambling paranoid manifesto to justify my actions.
133: 2013-09-28: On My Bucket List: Camp out in a city park until my vague and unfulfillable demands for economic equality are met.
134: 2013-09-10: On My Bucket List: Prove my worthiness to God through self-flagellation. @ Ephrata Cloister http://t.co/oBFfLh3lW2
135: 2013-09-08: On My Bucket List: Buy a Harley. Ride it a couple of times. Store it in the garage. Call myself a rebel.
136: 2013-09-06: On My Bucket List: Perfect the skill of passive-aggressive manipulation.
137: 2013-08-25: On My Bucket List: Become a smoker so I can bond with other smokers in the Great Outdoors (at least 20 feet from building entrances).
138: 2013-08-22: On My Bucket List: Become so famous and well-respected that I can produce any kind of crap and people will buy it.
139: 2013-08-22: On My Bucket List: Wear a suit and tie.
140: 2013-08-22: On My Bucket List: Dedicate the remainder of my life to the arduous process of changing my gender.
141: 2013-08-22: On My Bucket List: Nationalize all private property in the name of the proletariat then turn it all over to corrupt Capitalist oligarchs.
142: 2013-08-22: On My Bucket List: Prove the naysayers wrong by finding my way out of a paper bag.
143: 2013-08-21: On My Bucket List: Become a judge on a TV judge show, pulling rulings out of my ass with no reference to law or evidence.
144: 2013-08-21: On My Bucket List: Start a profitable and fulfilling home-based business growing marijuana or manufacturing methamphetamine.
145: 2013-08-19: On My Bucket List: Defy authority and defend my independence by deliberately eating the Freshness Pak that says "Do Not Eat
146: 2013-08-19: On My Bucket List: Declare my allegiance to a political party.
147: 2013-08-16: On My Bucket List: Make excuses for my romantic partner's bad behavior.
148: 2013-08-15: On My Bucket List: Save and neatly file every receipt I receive, because my descendants will want to have them for reference.
149: 2013-08-14: On My Bucket List: Use Veblen's principles to sell prurient crap at exorbitant prices.
150: 2013-08-14: On My Bucket List: Take potshots at the political system without making any effort to change it.
151: 2013-08-12: On My Bucket List: Acquire a beer belly, muffin top or back boobs.
152: 2013-08-12: On My Bucket List: Report to my parole officer.
153: 2013-08-11: On My Bucket List: Declare my love for the country, region and religion into which I was born, insisting they are the best.
154: 2013-08-10: On My Bucket List: Use the rest of my life to listen to every episode of Prairie Home Companion that I have missed.
155: 2013-08-09: On My Bucket List: Crowdfund my chosen lifestyle by selling assembled sequential collections of words, images or musical notes.
156: 2013-08-06: Never did find the bucket Nan tuck. @BadDalaiLama
157: 2013-08-06: Today: Looking for the bucket Nan tuck.
158: 2013-08-05: On My Bucket List: Learn to golf, because I really have nothing better to do in my remaining days on Earth.
159: 2013-08-02: On My Bucket List: Binge drinking.
160: 2013-08-01: On My Bucket List: Blame myself for my spouse's bad behavior.
161: 2013-08-01: On My Bucket List: Come unglued.
162: 2013-07-30: On My Bucket List: Insist that I can still win this election in spite of the growing wave of embarrassing disclosures.
163: 2013-07-28: On My Bucket List: Declare my complete rehabilitation from sexual addiction while announcing my candidacy for public office.
164: 2013-07-23: On My Bucket List: Post a shirtless selfie.
165: 2013-07-21: On My Bucket List: Urgently assert my beliefs with pamphlets handed out at a street corner.
166: 2013-07-21: On My Bucket List: Max out my credit cards to fund my own independent film.
167: 2013-07-21: On My Bucket List: Prove, through the power of science, that the Earth is only as old as the Bible says it is.
168: 2013-07-01: On My Bucket List: Put my fate in Vladimir Putin's hands.
169: 2013-06-27: On My Bucket List: Fly to Moscow on the run with a hard drive full of NSA secrets, expecting only to change planes.
170: 2013-06-27: On My Bucket List: Master the fine art of empty political rhetoric.
171: 2013-05-26: On My Bucket List: Graduate from the College of Cardinals.
172: 2013-05-10: On My Bucket List: Purchase a premium burger, not from the dollar menu.
173: 2013-04-26: On My Bucket List: Explore the limits of oversharing on the Internet, telling people far more about me than they really want to know.
174: 2013-04-18: On My Bucket List: Bioidentically optimize my hormones.
175: 2013-04-01: On My Bucket List: Gather every day with folks my own age to talk about the weather, the old days and how the country has gone to hell.
176: 2013-04-01: On My Bucket List: Take a tour of Leningrad.
177: 2013-03-30: On My Bucket List: Squander my massive lottery prize on foolish luxuries and bad investments.
178: 2013-03-29: On My Bucket List: Change my race through intensive tanning.
179: 2013-03-28: On My Bucket List: Change my avatar to show my support for the political fad of the moment.
180: 2013-03-20: On My Bucket List: Withdraw from a successful comedy career to make "serious" films no one wants to see.
181: 2013-03-18: On My Bucket List: Become the executive producer on a Michael Cimino film.
182: 2013-02-12: On My Bucket List: Achieve recognized proficiency in the field of regulatory compliance.
183: 2013-02-06: On My Bucket List: Avenge the death of Richard III by restoring the Plantagenets to their rightful place on the British throne.
184: 2013-01-19: On My Bucket List: Change the world by annoying people with signs and slogans.
185: 2013-01-13: On My Bucket List: Police the Internet, drawing public attention to all instances of inaccuracy or fraud.
186: 2013-01-09: On My Bucket List: Confess my sins on Oprah.
187: 2013-01-09: On My Bucket List: Read about the disintegration of my own marriage at the supermarket checkout.
188: 2013-01-07: On My Bucket List: Retire at 65 and mooch off the system for decades.
189: 2012-12-30: On My Bucket List: Jump the shark.
190: 2012-12-30: On My Bucket List: Monetize my social media streams.
191: 2012-12-19: On My Bucket List: Have reporters ask me, "To what do you owe your longevity?"
192: 2012-12-11: On My Bucket List: Become a Freudian psychotherapist and earn huge sums of money just for saying, "I see. Tell me more."
193: 2012-12-09: On My Bucket List: Test the boundaries of free speech and good taste as a prank-calling radio shock jock.
194: 2012-11-28: On My Bucket List: Utter the words, "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die," in a professional capacity.
195: 2012-11-25: On My Bucket List: Record every trivial detail of my personal life on social media, because I know people are dying to know.
196: 2012-11-24: On My Bucket List: Run a virtual metaphysical university. How much work can that be?
197: 2012-11-21: On My Bucket List: Become the subject of a Silver Alert on the New Jersey Turnpike. Fame at last!
198: 2012-11-18: On My Bucket List: Issue a public apology.
199: 2012-11-16: On My Bucket List: Fire missiles indiscriminately into Israel, just to see what will happen.
200: 2012-11-15: On My Bucket List: Attend an anti-fracking rally at Vassar.
201: 2012-11-12: On My Bucket List: Come clean to the American people about my extramarital affair. (Related: Get married so I can have one.)
202: 2012-11-01: On My Bucket List: Purchase the naming rights to a major league sports stadium. Call it Waste Of Time Field.
203: 2012-10-19: On My Bucket List: Become an academic pioneer in the field of Men's Studies, proving that my gender can be just as prissy as any other.
204: 2012-10-04: On My Bucket List: Take a stroll in the Kuiper Belt.
205: 2012-10-02: On My Bucket List: Own a 12-foot inflatable Santa. Also a suburban front yard to display it on. http://t.co/pSxezyoF
206: 2012-09-26: On My Bucket List: Dandruff. (I can dream, can't I?)
207: 2012-09-26: @noemiruth It didn't happen. It's on my Bucket List.
208: 2012-09-26: On My Bucket List: Wear an outfit made from this fabric: http://t.co/aLQPaLAp
209: 2012-09-21: On My Bucket List: Finally get help for my alcohol problem (inability to drink it).
210: 2012-09-21: On My Bucket List: "Make a Difference" by buying a product that makes a trivial donation to a large nonprofit organization.
211: 2012-09-21: On My Bucket List: Learn about dysfunctional families by becoming a member of one. (Wait, already done that!)
212: 2012-09-14: On My Bucket List: Buy a product because a movie star or sports figure has been paid to appear in its ads.
213: 2012-09-02: On My Bucket List: Buy a lottery ticket. http://t.co/xRD2qThG
214: 2012-08-29: On My Bucket List: Join a political party.
215: 2012-08-27: On My Bucket List: Start a utopian religious community named after me in the jungles of Guyana. (Kool-Aid, anyone?)
216: 2012-08-25: On My Bucket List: Have pompous academics argue for years about every minuscule thing I ever said—like Shakespeare or the Beatles.
217: 2012-08-22: On My Bucket List: Have my publicist issue a statement expressing my deepest condolences.
218: 2012-08-20: On My Bucket List: Seek political asylum at the Ecuadorian Embassy.
219: 2012-08-19: On My Bucket List: Become a connoisseur of fermented grape juice or flavored high-fructose corn syrup.
220: 2012-08-19: On My Bucket List: Designer fashions.
221: 2012-08-18: On My Bucket List: Take a Caribbean cruise with 2000 obnoxious guests from my own country.
222: 2012-08-17: On My Bucket List: Go to law school so I can help injured people by fighting for the maximum compensation they're entitled to.
223: 2012-08-16: On My Bucket List: Become the iconic star of a popular TV sitcom, and when the series ends never find work again.
224: 2012-08-15: On My Bucket List: Display arrogant self-confidence far in excess of my abilities.
225: 2012-08-10: On My Bucket List: Deny that the child is mine until a paternity test proves otherwise.
226: 2012-08-10: On My Bucket List: Become a bodybuilder, movie star and Governor of California, ending my career as a caricature of my former self.
227: 2012-07-28: This is blackberry season in Washington State. Pick them by the bucket along the side of the road! http://t.co/HNXGNFNM
228: 2012-07-24: On My Bucket List: Pierce my earlobes and make the holes as big as possible by inserting progressively larger metal rings.
229: 2012-07-23: On My Bucket List: Host the Olympic Games.
230: 2012-07-17: On My Bucket List: Share intimate details of my personal life with dozens of strangers who don't really care.
231: 2012-07-06: On My Bucket List: Start my own eugenics program using my own gametes for one half the initial genetic material. See what happens.
232: 2012-07-05: On My Bucket List: Drive my Prius to Whole Foods for Peruvian goat cheese.
233: 2012-07-03: RT @cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama ....damn. ...that's on my Bucket List, too...
234: 2012-07-03: On My Bucket List: Join the Church of Scientology and gay-marry Tom Cruise.
235: 2012-06-30: On My Bucket List: Cross the Rubicon.
236: 2012-06-09: On My Bucket List: Become so old I get the Senior Discount everywhere it is offered.
237: 2012-06-06: On My Bucket List: Have my publicist read a statement to the press denying the salacious tabloid claims.
238: 2012-06-04: All the items on my bucket list http://t.co/4sejsJWn
239: 2012-06-04: On My Bucket List: Raise a 300-pound teenager, feeding her whatever she wants because I can't bear to see my baby suffer.
240: 2012-06-04: On My Bucket List: Become a bombastic conservative talk show host on Fox News.
241: 2012-05-20: On My Bucket List: Buy ALL the As Seen On TV merchandise at Bed, Bath & Beyond. http://t.co/hpkIPPxF
242: 2012-05-16: On My Bucket List: Release a breeding pair of piranhas into the lower Mississippi just to see what will happen.
243: 2012-05-07: On My Bucket List: Work for a big corporation where every employee is a "cast member".
244: 2012-05-06: On My Bucket List: Pull some bonehead stunt at Niagara Falls... cuz its my bucket list and I don't care. [pic]: http://t.co/uVrSORtX
245: 2012-04-30: On My Bucket List: Buy something at Ikea other than food.
246: 2012-04-25: On My Bucket List: Learn the Argentine Tango. (video http://t.co/0pHbAGcp from @MinnieGupta)
247: 2012-04-17: On My Bucket List: Kill it at karaoke. (@ Fiesta International Karaoke) [pic]: http://t.co/zEN7XJVt
248: 2012-04-15: On My Bucket List: Dress up as my favorite animé character.
249: 2012-04-10: On My Bucket List: Develop some gender identity issues.
250: 2012-04-02: On My Bucket List: Become so Jewish that I buy my matzos by the 5-pound case. http://t.co/YKRdFjzE
251: 2012-04-01: On My Bucket List: Stay in a hotel with turndown service, because that's one task I just can't handle on my own. http://t.co/vMFtbZQ8
252: 2012-03-21: On My Bucket List: Learn how to hunt, fish, play golf and shoot pool (as soon as someone explains to me why).
253: 2012-03-08: On My Bucket List: Become a Relationship Coach and Personal Life Coach because I've reached perfection myself and want to help you.
254: 2012-01-28: On My Bucket List: Seek tabloid attention for my massive sex addiction. http://t.co/a842ybZ8
255: 2012-01-27: On My Bucket List: Join Starfleet so I can tame rogue planets through a combination of economic sanctions and empty political rhetoric.
256: 2012-01-24: On My Bucket List: Travel back in time and kick myself in the ass.
257: 2012-01-17: On My Bucket List: Find myself on the fast track to sainthood with the Catholic Church.
258: 2012-01-11: On My Bucket List: Display my social affiliations on a T-shirt.
259: 2012-01-11: On My Bucket List: Become a high-ranking elected official in campus student government.
260: 2012-01-10: On My Bucket List: Air my personal dispute on Judge Judy.
261: 2011-12-29: On My Bucket List: Matching designer luggage.
262: 2011-12-28: On My Bucket List: Quit alcohol, cigarettes, pot, television, impulse shopping and casual sex (but first I'll have to take up these habits).
263: 2011-12-27: On My Bucket List: Become my company's regional sales manager for Northeastern Idaho.
264: 2011-12-26: On My Bucket List: Look straight in the eye of a Marine recruit from six inches away and yell, "What's your malfunction, soldier!"
265: 2011-12-23: On My Bucket List: Develop a refined, erudite pseudo-British accent so I can do voiceover work for Lexus commercials.
266: 2011-12-23: On My Bucket List: Shower the one I love with Veblen goods.
267: 2011-12-22: On My Bucket List: Take a ride to Lanulos aboard the excellent ships of the Guiding Council.
268: 2011-12-12: On My Bucket List: Some quality guy-pal bonding time with Kanye West.
269: 2011-12-11: On My Bucket List: Cultivate some gnarly dreadlocks. (Related: Grow some hair.)
270: 2011-12-10: On My Bucket List: Study the effects of tropical diseases by personally contracting them.
271: 2011-12-07: On My Bucket List: Get my picture on the cover of Flex or Lowrider. http://t.co/BDyjYEX8
272: 2011-12-05: On My Bucket List: Broaden my horizons by attending the Appalachian Bible College in Mount Hope, West Virginia.
273: 2011-12-03: On My Bucket List: Become the hot male model on the cover of romance novels. http://t.co/m8pRUFg9 (I'm feeling sweaty. Must take off shirt!)
274: 2011-12-01: All the items on my Bucket List. http://t.co/Pw6g9uQv (For best effect should be read by Morgan Freeman.)
275: 2011-12-01: On My Bucket List: Have casual sex with a Ghanaian hotel maid in complete disregard of my political career.
276: 2011-11-25: RT @cottonmouth1: On My Bucket List: …spending a Day in The Life of @BadDalaiLama......
277: 2011-11-20: On My Bucket List: Come face-to-face with my own mortality.
278: 2011-11-16: All the items on my Bucket List: http://t.co/RnSncNEw
279: 2011-11-16: On My Bucket List: Become a Japanese CEO forced to acknowledge my company's malfeasance by bowing deeply in public.
280: 2011-11-04: On My Bucket List: Dedicate myself to an arcane dying art of little use in the modern world.
281: 2011-09-17: Don't bail with a thimble when your ship is sinking by buckets.
282: 2011-08-04: On My Bucket List: Become so morbidly obese that I get to run around Walmart on those cool electric shopping scooters.
283: 2011-07-17: On My Bucket List: Own the pony I never had as a child (and never really wanted).
284: 2011-07-17: On My Bucket List: Take a good hard look inside myself... in the world's first self-colonoscopy procedure.
285: 2011-07-14: On My Bucket List: Enjoy a royal postnuptial worldwide tour.
286: 2011-07-14: On My Bucket List: Become a social media expert, terrorism expert, UFO expert or some other expert where no one can question my skills.
287: 2011-07-13: On My Bucket List: Dedicate my life to a certain breed of dangerous pet.
288: 2011-07-10: On My Bucket List: Learn the art of bitter sarcasm.
289: 2011-07-09: On My Bucket List: Start and maintain a Ponzi scheme.
290: 2011-06-26: On My Bucket List: Replicate a portion of my genome by joining my gamete with that of another in a process fraught with risk and obligation.
291: 2011-06-16: On My Bucket List: Become the subject of a political scandal to which the suffix "-gate" is applied.
292: 2011-06-15: On My Bucket List: Make billions on the IPO of an unproven Internet product—then get out fast!
293: 2011-06-11: On My Bucket List: Sabotage my own political career through indiscreet postings on Twitter.... Oh, wait, I've already done that!
294: 2011-06-08: On My Bucket List: Appear at a confessional news conference to admit my sexual indiscretions, unaccompanied by my wife.
295: 2011-05-25: On My Bucket List: Race around the world to help people wherever there are television cameras to show me helping people.
296: 2011-05-18: On My Bucket List... Here are all our bucket list items on a single page: bucket>http://BadDalaiLama.com/archive?search=bucket
297: 2011-05-18: On My Bucket List: Botch my one and only suicide attack by yelling "Die, infidels!" just a little too soon.
298: 2011-05-13: On My Bucket List: Die while trying to execute a death-defying feat.
299: 2011-05-11: On My Bucket List: Be ticketed for texting on the New York State Thruway.
300: 2011-05-11: On My Bucket List: Be required to register as a sex offender for an incident I cannot clearly remember and gained no satisfaction from.
301: 2011-05-11: @AlannaChats Sure, why not! ... But my bucket list aims for some sort of tragic irony.
302: 2011-05-10: On My Bucket List: Travel the world accepting honorary degrees from any university that will give me one. http://twitpic.com/4vt97v
303: 2011-05-07: On My Bucket List: Get so drunk I don't remember what I did the night before.
304: 2011-05-06: On My Bucket List: Munchausen by Proxy.
305: 2011-05-06: On My Bucket List: Become the enabler of someone else's addiction (again).
306: 2011-05-06: On My Bucket List: Retire in Florida to a house adjacent to a golf course so I can play golf. Every. Single. Day.
307: 2011-05-05: On My Bucket List: Experience life as a British soccer hooligan.
308: 2011-04-28: On My Bucket List: Learn how to golf, ski, surf, sky dive, hang glide and otherwise waste precious hours of life.
309: 2011-04-15: On My Bucket List: Wear a funny hat to indicate my religious affiliation.
310: 2011-04-13: On My Bucket List: Write a rambling paranoid manifesto to justify my actions.
311: 2011-04-12: On My Bucket List: By clever arrangement of words and implications, sell people things they don't need.
312: 2011-04-10: On My Bucket List: Open a cheese shop in Bristol. (No idea why, it just sounds quaint.)
313: 2011-04-08: On My Bucket List: Give a PowerPoint presentation.
314: 2011-04-08: On My Bucket List: Make money "flipping" houses in an irrationally exuberant real estate market.
315: 2011-04-06: On My Bucket List: Arrange my own funeral, in detail, and make my bequests contingent upon attendance.
316: 2011-04-04: On My Bucket List: Fake my own death. (Quite effectively, it turns out.)
317: 2011-04-02: On My Bucket List: Start and maintain a pyramid scheme.
318: 2011-04-02: On My Bucket List: Become heir to the British throne, pressured to choose a wife and make the marriage work under continuous media coverage.
319: 2011-03-30: On My Bucket List: Become a country music mega-star has-been, playing casinos across the country to pay off my IRS debt.
320: 2011-03-29: On My Bucket List: Become a celebrity chef, because there's nothing more important in life than food... and my ego!
321: 2011-03-27: On My Bucket List: Date a Kardashian. (I assume you do that by cutting it open and counting the rings.)
322: 2011-03-26: On My Bucket List: Own a television. (I understand they all come in Color now!)
323: 2011-03-24: On My Bucket List: Become a Mormon, persuaded by the arguments of two young missionaries who come to my door.
324: 2011-03-20: On My Bucket List: Attain instant worldwide fame for the awfulness of my song.
325: 2011-03-20: On My Bucket List: Have all the carnies say about me: "Now there was a man!"
326: 2011-03-20: On My Bucket List: Become a performer at Cirque de Soleil known for his contortioning ability, honed over years of practice.
327: 2011-03-20: On My Bucket List: Scream like a teenage girl at a Beatles concert.
328: 2011-03-18: On My Bucket List: Be on the verge of a breakthrough in Free Energy.
329: 2011-03-17: On My Bucket List: Become a classically trained actor forced to do television work that is far beneath my talents.
330: 2011-03-17: On My Bucket List: Abdicate the British throne for the woman I love. (Without telling her first. It will be a surprise!)
331: 2011-03-11: On My Bucket List: Tweet prayers to all of my followers every time there is a natural disaster anywhere in the world.
332: 2011-03-05: On My Bucket List: Submit to a court-ordered paternity test.
333: 2011-03-05: On My Bucket List: Have a number of adorable but time consuming little creatures dependent on me for survival.
334: 2011-03-04: On My Bucket List: Star in a sitcom about dysfunctional people but get more attention for my own dysfunction.
335: 2011-03-03: On My Bucket List: Have every detail of my love life reported in the tabloid media.
336: 2011-03-01: On My Bucket List: Objectify members of the opposite gender based on their primary and secondary sex characteristics.
337: 2011-02-28: On My Bucket List: Attend a 36-hour drug-fueled sex party.
338: 2011-02-12: On My Bucket List: Own a convenience store in a poor neighborhood, selling cigarettes, alcohol and lottery tickets to those who need them.
339: 2011-02-11: On My Bucket List: A career in sales.
340: 2011-02-09: On My Bucket List: Multiple piercings, both above and below the neck.
341: 2011-02-09: On My Bucket List: Brazilian Wax.
342: 2011-02-09: On My Bucket List: Dreadlocks!
343: 2011-02-07: On My Bucket List: Become a celebrity spokesperson for a charitable cause I know nothing about.
344: 2011-02-05: On My Bucket List: Become a Weekend Pirate—pillaging and plundering across the Caribbean, but only on weekends so I can keep my job.
345: 2011-02-04: On My Bucket List: Dedicate my life to science... or medicine, or music, or animals, or God, or the Amazon rainforest... or SOMETHING!
346: 2011-02-01: On My Bucket List: Solidly occupy the middle of the bell graph.
347: 2011-01-30: On My Bucket List: Resist calls for my resignation and cling tenaciously to power.
348: 2011-01-18: On My Bucket List: Own a number of expensive homes around the world and never stay in any of them.
349: 2011-01-14: On My Bucket List: Retire to Florida, then severely injure myself in a tragic Segway accident.
350: 2011-01-04: On My Bucket List: Become a successful advertising executive, inventing clever and persuasive campaigns for useless, exploitative products.
351: 2011-01-02: On My Bucket List: Become a celebrity chef, devoting my life to food, because art people eat is better than art they have to think about.
352: 2010-12-23: On My Bucket List: Start and maintain a stamp collection, because that's much more interesting than visiting actual countries.
353: 2010-12-21: On My Bucket List: Listen to an entire country song from start to finish and take its advice to heart.
354: 2010-12-20: On My Bucket List: Get caught on tape in a misogynistic anti-Semitic tirade.
355: 2010-12-19: On My Bucket List: Violate a restraining order.
356: 2010-12-18: On My Bucket List: Have an incurable, progressively degenerative disease named after me, like that lucky stiff Alzheimer.
357: 2010-12-17: On My Bucket List: Become a drag queen and own a nightclub where other drag queens hang out and take advantage of me horribly.
358: 2010-12-16: On My Bucket List: Buy an expensive RV, make one trip across the country then store it in my backyard for the next 10 years.
359: 2010-12-15: On My Bucket List: Become morbidly obese, use an electric scooter, park in handicap spaces and demand special attention for my "disability".
360: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-13: On my bucket list: Become the subject of an article in the Lifestyle section of the Minot Daily News.
361: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-10: On my bucket list: Visit the Rutherford B. Hayes Presidential Library to learn about the life and times of this memorable leader.
362: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-06: On my bucket list: Have so many fans and followers that I can afford to abuse them horribly.
363: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-04: On my bucket list: Become a writer of Hallmark greeting cards, voicing awkward sentiments for those who can't do it themselves.
364: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-28: On my bucket list: Learn to respect the opinions of others, no matter how idiotic.
365: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-26: On my bucket list: Join a Christian mega-church so my spiritual needs can be fulfilled with the greatest efficiency possible.
366: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-08: On my bucket list: Become a Manhattan chocolatier, assembling exquisite handcrafted bonbons for my well-to-do Park Avenue clientele.
367: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-03: On my bucket list: Become a Russian spy and infiltrate American society, becoming known as a femme fatale with my sexy Facebook photos.
368: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-02: On my bucket list: Write a catchy but meaningless slogan for a major advertising campaign selling a product no one really needs.
369: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-26: On my bucket list: Become immortalized as the icon image of a fast food restaurant chain (like Col. Sanders or Wendy).
370: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-19: On my bucket list: Become the world's foremost expert on the behavior and life cycle of the prairie vole.
371: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-19: On my bucket list: Earn a PhD in astrophysics.
372: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-04: On my bucket list: Make a fortune catering to people's basest instincts.
373: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-16: On my bucket list: Drink so much alcohol that I vomit or pass out.
374: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-11: On my bucket list: Buy the box set of "America's Funniest Home Videos" and watch every single episode since the series began.
375: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-11: On my bucket list: Learn how to tell the difference between various forms of liquor.
376: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-11: On my bucket list: Master the art of sexual innuendo.
377: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-11: On my bucket list: Be forced to take a paternity test.
378: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-11: On my bucket list: Seriously injure myself doing something foolhardy and dangerous while drinking beer.
379: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-08: On my bucket list: Do some serious shopping at Bed, Bath & Beyond.
380: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-28: On my bucket list: Own a horse. Never ride it.
381: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-28: On my bucket list: Die, then be resurrected 3 days later, only to discover people have totally misinterpreted everything I've said and done.
382: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-28: On my bucket list: Listen to an entire country song from start to finish and take its advice to heart.
383: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-28: On my bucket list: Purchase and consume at least two pickled pigs feet from a big jar in a convenience store in some southern state.
384: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-28: On my bucket list: Put my entire life savings into an unregulated investment that a psychic assures me "can't lose."
385: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-28: On my bucket list: Claim in a mass email that I'm a Nigerian banker with a huge sum to dispense if only I can have your bank account number.
386: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-28: On my bucket list: Assure my romantic partner that one little baby won't be any problem at all.
387: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-28: On my bucket list: Have every twist and turn of my love life chronicled on the covers of supermarket tabloids.
388: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-28: I've been a lot of places, but I still have a "bucket list" of things to do before I die. http://bit.ly/9fZDfm - My dreams are modest.
389: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-13: On my bucket list: Violate a restraining order.
390: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-13: On my bucket list: Adopt an adorable little puppy that turns into big uncontrollable dog that cripples my life for 10 years.
391: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-07: On my bucket list: Custom-build an expensive vacation home in a prime scenic area then never go there.
392: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-02: On my bucket list: Spend 10 years in prison for a crime I did commit but thought I wouldn't get caught for.
393: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-26: On my bucket list: Move to L.A. to pursue my dream of acting. Land a role as "Beamer" on a TV sitcom. Become typecast and never work again.
394: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-24: On my bucket list: Get a tattoo to express my undying love for my girlfriend only to have her leave me two weeks later.
395: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-21: On my bucket list: Install a personal weather station behind my home and spend the rest of my life meticulously collecting readings from it.
396: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-21: On my bucket list: Become a drag queen and own a nightclub where other drag queens hang out and take advantage of me horribly.
397: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-21: On my bucket list: Start and maintain a stamp collection, because that's much more interesting than visiting actual countries.
398: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-21: On my bucket list: Spend five years building an airplane in my basement then try to figure out how to get it out.
399: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-21: On my bucket list: Become a personal injury lawyer and portray myself on billboards and TV ads as a 30-foot giant protecting the little guy.
400: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-21: On my bucket list: Buy an expensive RV, make one trip across the country then store it in my backyard for the next 10 years.
401: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-13: On my bucket list: Get really fat and use an electric scooter, park in handicap spaces and demand special attention for my "disability".
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