Please give new life to our Ancient Wisdom by retweeting our old tweets. Click on date for the original tweet.
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Jun 1 2012: Any product or service with "elite" in the name probably isn't. 12182
Jun 1 2012: A theory doesn't have to be right to be useful. 12183
Jun 1 2012: Getting people to give you accurate information about yourself depends on you not reacting badly when they say something you don't like. 12184
Jun 1 2012: A long-term relationship means making compromises on the things that aren't important and holding firm on the things that are. 12185
Jun 1 2012: Love is a state of gentle war. 12186
Jun 1 2012: "I was an idiot" is the first step to growth. 12187
Jun 1 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: In a desperately needy world like ours, you don't want to create new responsibilities where none previously existed. 12188
Jun 1 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: The notion of "slowing down" in your final years is absurb. You should be "speeding up" since there are so many things l ... 12189
Jun 1 2012: Montauk, Long Island - new photo album from yesterday. http://t.co/MeERMgEl Sample: http://t.co/grUwbz7n 12190
Jun 1 2012: You can't give dysfunctional people too much power, even out of generosity, because they will use it to hurt themselves and sabotage others. 12191
Jun 1 2012: RT @SRQ2U: Dear parent, School policy prohibits me from recommending medication for your child, however, my conscience strongly suggests ... 12192
Jun 1 2012: Twitter narcissism: Does this person tweet like a reality star, with useless details of their life, or do they curate useful content? 12193
Jun 1 2012: RT @CM721F Mostly fart jokes. <== That would be mid-level narcissism—doing anything to get attention. 12194
Jun 1 2012: Narcissism = "I am valuable for who I am." Non-narcissism = "I am valuable for the services I provide to others." 12195
Jun 1 2012: A narcissist says: "Of course I'm providing a service to others! I'm gracing them with my presence and giving them information about me." 12196
Jun 1 2012: I don't own a television, but this magazine makes me realize what I'm missing. http://t.co/KWEnksyw 12197
Jun 1 2012: A first step in wisdom is recognizing that your needs and desires in the future may be different than today's. 12198
Jun 1 2012: No matter what psychological issues may be keeping you awake, your problems can be solved by a new mattress (say mattress companies). 12199
Jun 1 2012: Modern humans are genetically identical to hunter-gatherers of 10,000 years ago, so don't be surprised if your fellow man is a troglodyte. 12200
Jun 1 2012: Such simple analytical skills as "planning ahead" are more the exception than the rule in human behavior. 12201
Jun 1 2012: The vast majority of humanity cannot handle the temptations of a credit card—which is how credit card companies make most of their money. 12202
Jun 1 2012: Credit card companies make little profit on those who pay their balance. They make it charging 22% forever to those who spend foolishly. 12203
Jun 1 2012: The credit card industry is built on granting credit to those who shouldn't have it. 12204
Jun 1 2012: The vast majority of humans cannot comprehend future costs, only current desires. 12205
Jun 1 2012: Ancient humans survived by following the mystical rituals of their elders. They didn't have to personally think ahead. 12206
Jun 1 2012: Religion was essential to the survival of ancient humans because it was the way instructions were passed between generations. 12207
Jun 1 2012: Religion is as much in our genes as sex, pair bonding and our love of rich food (turning us into fat, married, oversexed churchgoers). 12208
Jun 1 2012: The few humans who can think ahead can easily exploit the others by setting up casinos, credit card companies and religious institutions. 12209
Jun 1 2012: RT @noahWG: It'll take brains to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. 12210
Jun 1 2012: The cornerstone of the American economy is selling people shit they don't need. To fuel the recovery, the idiots need to start buying again. 12211
Jun 2 2012: Fame is poisonous if you don't respect the audience or the accomplishments you are famous for aren't really your own. 12212
Jun 2 2012: When seduced by dreams of unlimited success and perfect love, you miss the real opportunities right in front of you. 12213
Jun 2 2012: Tweeter spotted in the suburbs of Boston (May 18). http://t.co/llam5f8g 12214
Jun 2 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: When you feel you've lost your way, the best advice is "Go back to your roots" - your core skills, your original motivation. 12215
Jun 2 2012: It seems that the people who are most paranoid about germs are sick the most. Their immune system is weak because it gets little exercise. 12216
Jun 2 2012: Lysol is killing your immune system. 12217
Jun 2 2012: What are the best supplements for a healthy immune system? Dirt! Germs! Revel in them! 12218
Jun 2 2012: I travel the world, use public restrooms, germs galore—sick about once a year. People who stay home, use hand sanatizer—sick every month. 12219
Jun 2 2012: I'm thinking of dropping by in two weeks to see what the fuss is about ==> Two Nato troops injured in Kosovo clash http://t.co/wbo0LIEE 12220
Jun 2 2012: RT @ShitYoungPplSay: Trust your instincts. They're never wrong. 12221
Jun 2 2012: RT @LadyFriday: Previously dismissed radio signals were credible transmissions from Earhart | http://t.co/LrrC3Dl0 via @fxnscitech 12222
Jun 2 2012: .@LadyFriday Nikumaroro Island: Nice place to visit but you wouldn't want to live there. http://t.co/d0l0iCxN #AmeliaEarhart 12223
Jun 2 2012: The Sacred Archive of Ancient Wisdom of His Holiness the Bad Dalai Lama - NOW REFRESHED WITH NEW WISDOM! http://t.co/ryyHfQpK 12224
Jun 2 2012: Virginia gas prices make the rest of the country swoon. http://t.co/whr9Anna 12225
Jun 2 2012: How much for a vagina? http://t.co/5qQxaa7y 12226
Jun 2 2012: Gifts can cause enormous damage when they disrupt a local ecology. Be careful who you give them to. 12227
Jun 2 2012: WARNING: Death Or Serious Injury Can Occur — This always cracks me up. Isn't it actually "WILL occur"? That's life! http://t.co/Q77kpERf 12228
Jun 2 2012: Luxury costs more than just money. It isolates you from the rest of humanity, and it usually makes life more complicated, not easier. 12229
Jun 2 2012: Europe gave Greece the "gift" of Euro membership, and it destroyed their economy. It shows you the damage that gifts can do. 12230
Jun 2 2012: RT @Andreaof9: MT: "@BadDalaiLama: Dirt! Germs! Revel in them!" We played/worked in a corral after 100's of cattle went through. Very he ... 12231
Jun 2 2012: @Andreaof9 Were there 9 of you? 12232
Jun 2 2012: @Andreaof9 What was your position in the hierarchy? 12233
Jun 2 2012: "Old" is a state of giving up on life and just waiting it out. 12234
Jun 2 2012: The foolish risk taking of youth is usually replaced by pathological risk aversion in old age. 12235
Jun 2 2012: In the Bible, God told man to go forth and multiply, but He also killed off most of those babies in childhood. What is Your will now, God? 12236
Jun 2 2012: The secret formula for young-looking skin: Stay out of the fricking sun! 12237
Jun 2 2012: @LadyFriday Tom Hanks lasted for about 4 years as I recall. 12238
Jun 2 2012: RT @ShitYoungPplSay: I wish I'd never been born. 12239
Jun 2 2012: Dollar store perfume. I wonder how many consumers of the originals could tell the difference in blind testing. http://t.co/cc3vOSBa 12240
Jun 2 2012: RT @anakron: All my followers.. please consider following @BadDalaiLama as he is the voice of my conscience... Repeatedly... More than I ... 12241
Jun 2 2012: "God Bless America" — Isn't it arrogant to tell God what to do? If He is omnipotent, shouldn't He already know who deserves His blessings? 12242
Jun 2 2012: Asking for God's blessing is like pleading with the judges of American Idol to choose you regardless of your performance. 12243
Jun 2 2012: If God is truly just, he will judge you only on your behavior and not on whether you believe in Him. 12244
Jun 2 2012: RT @domesticH: hahahahahahaha! you're onto something, autocorrect. marriage should be changed to matrix. every time! 12245
Jun 2 2012: Asking a question doesn't necessarily mean you expect an honest answer. You could be fishing for a compliment or making an accusation. 12246
Jun 2 2012: Wealth is an enabler of dysfunction. It allows you to indulge your addictions while delaying the consequences. 12247
Jun 2 2012: The paradox of abundance is that you overindulge and it kills you. 12248
Jun 2 2012: How to fuck up a simple thing #427—Metal car key: Always works. Cheap to make copies. Electronic car key: Lose it you're screwed. 12249
Jun 3 2012: RT @Schmoodles: Twitter: Digitally time stamping your alcoholism since 2006. 12250
Jun 3 2012: RT @Schmoodles: I like the way that history turns into some kind of magical fairy tale when it's explained to you by a religious person. 12251
Jun 3 2012: @Schmoodles Fair enough. I have changed the avi to my own. Alas, it may take favstar a while to catch on. I'll minimize retweeting til then. 12252
Jun 3 2012: @Schmoodles This is not to be ashamed of! Just want to highlight the gems in one place. 12253
Jun 3 2012: She seems ambivalent about it herself, but I am now retweeting @Schmoodles as @SchmoodlesLite. Some fantastic philosophical gems here! 12254
Jun 3 2012: Glenwood Canyon, Colorado - driving through the canyon. My dashboard video of a spectacular highway (1 week ago, 5 min) http://t.co/ujwgXuDT 12255
Jun 3 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: The worst mistakes of individuals and nations are when they try to impose a linear prediction on a curve, cycle or feedb ... 12256
Jun 3 2012: A valuable but neglected use of Facebook is keeping your own private diary of what happened when (posts visible only to you). 12257
Jun 3 2012: The more automated "labor-saving" devices you have, the more things you have to go wrong. 12258
Jun 3 2012: Flush your own toilet, turn off your own light, roll up the car window yourself... These mechanisms rarely fail when you do them yourself. 12259
Jun 3 2012: @DalyaElMaghraby Sorry, if we rescued you we'd have to rescue everyone. You'll have to do it yourself. 12260
Jun 3 2012: @OneFaithLove Intriguing! Huge potential! One weakness, though, is being constrained by Plath's words. Write your own! 12261
Jun 3 2012: @DalyaElMaghraby That's called "acting". 12262
Jun 3 2012: @OneFaithLove I mean rewrite Plath for this particular song. She won't object. 12263
Jun 3 2012: My most popular videos on YouTube (often for reasons I don't understand) http://t.co/5wWdKwo3 12264
Jun 3 2012: Irony as defined by the U.S. Department of Agriculture (via @coloradorebecca) http://t.co/ZFcot8jB 12265
Jun 3 2012: A smirk is a dishonest smile—like when you're doing something you know you shouldn't but have no intention of stopping. 12266
Jun 3 2012: Sarcasm is passive-aggressive obstruction. You imply something is wrong while blocking any possible solution. 12267
Jun 3 2012: Sarcasm is voicing an unanswerable complaint. No solution is possible because no direct charge has been made. 12268
Jun 3 2012: Smirks, sarcasm and anger are outward signs of a mind at war with itself. 12269
Jun 3 2012: The most important test of maturity is how one responds to criticism. 12270
Jun 3 2012: If a criticism is valid, do something about it. If it isn't, why should it bother you? 12271
Jun 3 2012: People get angry at criticism mainly when it is accurate. 12272
Jun 3 2012: Enemies are created wherever they are needed. 12273
Jun 3 2012: The most beautiful thing is a mind consistent with itself. The ugliest is a mind at war. 12274
Jun 3 2012: @CHELY_ESCALONA Gracias! 12275
Jun 3 2012: You don't need external threats to live in a state of war. You can do it all yourself! 12276
Jun 3 2012: Bucksnort on the Duck River, down by Duke Hollow—where the hillbillies make their moonshine wine. [pic]: http://t.co/nX9Pkj7a 12277
Jun 3 2012: RT @YandyDosB: SÃ, demasiado good los tweets del Bad "@CHELY_ESCALONA: SÃganlo >>>>> @BadDalaiLama" 12278
Jun 3 2012: Facebook is equivalent to being invited into someone's home. It is not the place to express controversial opinions. Save that for Twitter. 12279
Jun 4 2012: I remember watching the wedding of Charles and Diana and thinking to myself, "This will turn out badly just like the Facebook IPO of 2012." 12280
Jun 4 2012: Addiction is a state of war where you created the enemy yourself. 12281
Jun 4 2012: There isn't any human on Earth who isn't struggling with addiction in some form. 12282
Jun 4 2012: We have deprived @Schmoodles of sex and alcohol and found some remarkable wisdom lurking there. Follow @SchmoodlesLite for a daily serving. 12283
Jun 4 2012: Take a walk down Memory Lane to recall the fools we used to be. Follow @ShitYoungPplSay and send us your suggestions! 12284
Jun 4 2012: RT @ShitYoungPplSay: I follow the @DalaiLama. 12285
Jun 4 2012: Evil is a mind at war with itself, taking it out on others. 12286
Jun 4 2012: People obsess over a zombie apocalypse without preparing for an ordinary apocalypse. Zombies get all the press. 12287
Jun 4 2012: The key to surviving a zombie apocalypse: lots and lots of hand sanitizer. And zombie repellent. Also zombie apocalypse insurance. 12288
Jun 4 2012: .@Schmoodles has just blocked @SchmoodlesLite. Who is creepier, us or her? Is it wrong to want wisdom without the dick jokes? 12289
Jun 4 2012: @Schmoodles The key issue, my dear, is whether you can exist without sex and alcohol—and whether you want to. 12290
Jun 4 2012: BANNED BY @SCHMOODLES! (at @SchmoodlesLite) A feather in our cap, actually. First time someone has blocked one of out accounts (we know of). 12291
Jun 4 2012: Our very first retweet at @SchmoodlesLite: "It's only offensive if you allow it to offend you." 12292
Jun 4 2012: If someone is willing to pay $20 for a $5 chicken, thinking it can fly, you can't really blame the chicken. (a Facebook parable) 12293
Jun 4 2012: The addict's brain distorts the world in such a way that he can say, "See? I have no choice." 12294
Jun 4 2012: Paranoia reads evil intent into every kind word and benign smile. 12295
Jun 4 2012: Tragic lollipop roadkill in Tennessee (yesterday). ... More Tennessee photos: http://t.co/LbS7A2U5http://t.co/aFk9XpbJ 12296
Jun 4 2012: My nine photo albums from Japan (from April) are now indexed in this "Best of Japan" album. http://t.co/Y1aBOAKahttp://t.co/EoaVEn7f 12297
Jun 4 2012: RT @ShitYoungPplSay What doesn't kill me makes me stronger. <== What doesn't kill you can still cripple you for the rest of your life. 12298
Jun 4 2012: Who would choose a middle seat? Moi! Seat 41H on a future flight. So what do you suppose my strategy is here? http://t.co/tJkpZdLi 12299
Jun 4 2012: Making the best of a bad situation. A row of three behind a row of four. More legroom than anywhere else in Economy! http://t.co/6WQc9vwb 12300
Jun 4 2012: @AngrierFish Indeed, and it shall come to pass, as departure draws neigh and vessel is but half laden. 12301
Jun 4 2012: People carry their own theatre with them. Wherever they go—new place, new people—they reconstruct the same dramas they left behind. 12302
Jun 4 2012: On My Bucket List: Become a bombastic conservative talk show host on Fox News. [See Full Bucket List] 12303
Jun 4 2012: On My Bucket List: Raise a 300-pound teenager, feeding her whatever she wants because I can't bear to see my baby suffer. [See Full Bucket List] 12304
Jun 4 2012: All the items on my bucket list http://t.co/4sejsJWn 12305
Jun 4 2012: White Anglos have been oppressed, too! I still haven't forgiven the French for what they did to my people in 1066. 12306
Jun 5 2012: They object to homosexuals in this Arkansas establishment—or maybe ugly old ladies. http://t.co/xF6qqlb9 12307
Jun 5 2012: RT @noemiruth: @BadDalaiLama or people who can't stop yapping about the same thing over and over. 12308
Jun 5 2012: One of the duties of friendship is to object when you see your friend making a bad life choice, even if your voice has little effect. 12309
Jun 5 2012: "Trust your feelings" is pretty much the definition of stupidity. Stupid people allow feelings to overrule facts. 12310
Jun 5 2012: Often you do people a disservice when you protect them from the consequences of their own actions. 12311
Jun 5 2012: Anger is the preferred defense of the guilty. 12312
Jun 5 2012: Any "therapy" prescribed by an individual for himself is usually just an excuse to avoid any real change. 12313
Jun 5 2012: Sex without emotion is merely addiction. 12314
Jun 5 2012: RT @ScottLinnen: Anger isn't just blinding, it also makes you deaf, dumb & loud. 12315
Jun 5 2012: RT @Sarcasmo718: It you ever need a bartender, open your high school yearbook and contact anyone voted "Best" something. 12316
Jun 5 2012: Believe in the power of serendipity, but don't rely on it. 12317
Jun 5 2012: Don't get angry with someone for not doing what they have never been capable of. Expectations must match the person, not your needs. 12318
Jun 5 2012: There are two kinds of stupid people: those who believe in impossible dreams and the predators who sell those dreams to them. 12319
Jun 5 2012: If you don't like the message, shoot the messenger. The only problem is disposing of the body. 12320
Jun 5 2012: Tokyo: Some newly uploaded photos from the Shibuya shopping district (April) http://t.co/gkW1G7Mf Sample: http://t.co/L3FwnNjw 12321
Jun 5 2012: Best photos from Tokyo so far (still many more to edit) http://t.co/saYGkmE2 Sample: http://t.co/x3EKshsU 12322
Jun 5 2012: .@DalyaElMaghraby Yo mama's so fat, she's classified as morbidly obese according to World Health Organization guidelines (BMI > 35). 12323
Jun 5 2012: Jerky capital of the universe. (@ Robertson's Hams & Beef Jerky) [pic]: http://t.co/npdzxQsv 12324
Jun 5 2012: (I can just tell by eating this jerky that these were happy cows.) 12325
Jun 5 2012: Civilizations, organizations and individuals fall when they become so mired in their own obligations they can no longer adapt to change. 12326
Jun 5 2012: Paranoia is the prelude to violence. 12327
Jun 5 2012: RT @PepGarcia: @BadDalaiLama Excellent Tokyo pics!!!! 12328
Jun 5 2012: Tokyo is my idea of the perfect vacation destination: completely safe yet totally indecipherable. 12329
Jun 5 2012: Many students travel the world before settling into a normal life of career and family. Why can't they tell a good thing when they have it? 12330
Jun 5 2012: RT @DalyaElMaghraby: Help people when they're in need and they'll remember you forever. When they need something again, that is. 12331
Jun 5 2012: Young man. New truck. Stream. Cross? No problem! Mud. Stuck. Dumbass. Schadenfreude. 12332
Jun 5 2012: We design our own romantic disasters. The opposite gender just fulfills them for us. 12333
Jun 5 2012: In romance, you build the theatre, write the script, choose your own role and cast a lead actor. Don't rant at all actors if the play sucks. 12334
Jun 5 2012: Saying, "I am responsible for fucking up my own life," then taking another drink, is different than saying it then doing something about it. 12335
Jun 5 2012: Recognizing your own flaws is the first step to change, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO CHANGE, DUMBASS! 12336
Jun 5 2012: You can't explain someone's personality flaws to them. Their defenses will intercept the message and neutralize it before it gets through. 12337
Jun 5 2012: People don't like to hear unpleasant news, like "Your ship is sinking!" So they blow it off and their ship sinks. C'est la vie! 12338
Jun 5 2012: Anyone would avoid disaster when there's no cost in stepping aside. When ego becomes invested, the costs go up and the blinders go on. 12339
Jun 5 2012: Sure, you're filled with regret after a disaster. The question is how much humility you would accept to avoid it. 12340
Jun 5 2012: There is nothing erotic about sex. Foreplay is erotic. Sex imagined or delayed is erotic. Sex itself is the death of erotic. 12341
Jun 5 2012: Narcissists are more often the victims of cons than perpetrators. They think the Nigerian scammer really want to give them USD 3,750,000. 12342
Jun 6 2012: Narcissists are blocked by their own needs from seeing the hidden motivations of others. 12343
Jun 6 2012: Narcissists are highly vulnerable to paranoia. They easily believe the world is targeting them specifically. 12344
Jun 6 2012: Twitter Tip: If you tweet things that are actually useful to others (not just about yourself) you might get more followers. #duh 12345
Jun 6 2012: "Echo and Narcissus" by Waterhouse <== There is no way he can grasp the needs or thoughts of Echo. http://t.co/Uywb7dCh 12346
Jun 6 2012: The narcissistic Twitterer thinks: Everything I do is fascinating to me, so it must be fascinating to others. 12347
Jun 6 2012: It is okay to use yourself as a reference point on Twitter. Just don't think everything you do is worthy of a tweet. 12348
Jun 6 2012: If you can't produce any meaningful content, it is easy to blame the medium. 12349
Jun 6 2012: Narcissism = thinking your parents exist only to serve you. Non-narcissism = understanding their needs and accepting their imperfections. 12350
Jun 6 2012: I have just created a new Welcome Page for @ShitYoungPplSay - http://t.co/xvXTlayt 12351
Jun 6 2012: Sex can start a relationship but it can't sustain it. 12352
Jun 6 2012: RT @LIFECOACHERS: The journey of 1000 miles begins with shutting the fuck up. 12353
Jun 6 2012: The tragedy of paranoia is that responding to imaginary threats and enemies creates real threats and enemies. 12354
Jun 6 2012: Taking pride in your own identity and accomplishments is not narcissistic. It is only narcissistic to expect the same interest from others. 12355
Jun 6 2012: narcitweeter — n. a Twitter user who posts endless personal details about himself of little value to others. 12356
Jun 6 2012: narcitweet — n. a Twitter post of personal information of little value to others. (e.g. ones routine activities and location) 12357
Jun 6 2012: Narcitweeters find it difficult to gain and retain followers — unless they are already famous. 12358
Jun 6 2012: Celebrities can get away with narcissistic tweets because it makes followers feel they are sharing the celebrity's life (and fame). 12359
Jun 6 2012: On My Bucket List: Have my publicist read a statement to the press denying the salacious tabloid claims. [See Full Bucket List] 12360
Jun 6 2012: True Love 2012: Heavily tattooed biker couple walking hand-in-hand into the tobacco store. 12361
Jun 6 2012: A prison is defined by your freedom of movement, not the amenities of your cell. 12362
Jun 6 2012: People point to the amenities around them—the expensive car, the spacious home, the priceless art—and say, "See? I'm not a prisoner!" 12363
Jun 6 2012: Sometimes when I eat a hot dog, I imagine the stream of meat product it is made of, all the way back to the cow. I don't eat many hot dogs. 12364
Jun 6 2012: Sensible consumers who buy only what they need with the money they have are a drain to the economy. There's no profit in those parasites. 12365
Jun 6 2012: If a relationship is faltering, don't fool yourself into thinking you need "more commitment" and fewer options for escape. 12366
Jun 6 2012: You don't really know someone until you see how they treat you when they know you can't escape. 12367
Jun 6 2012: Twitter is a great place to find validation for your addictions. You're not just an alcoholic anymore; you're an alcoholic with followers. 12368
Jun 6 2012: I would love to patronize the mom-and-pop enterprises of America rather than the big chains, but Mom and Pop have ripped me off too often. 12369
Jun 6 2012: Shades of things to come? My first McDonald's ad on Twitter. (It's kind of reassuring really.) http://t.co/FqfwjZiu 12370
Jun 6 2012: RT @rejecter: Here, kiddo, a euro for you. Go ahead and buy a Greece. Don't spend it all at once. 12371
Jun 6 2012: You can "love yourself" without being narcissistic. Narcissism is more a failure to recognize the needs and perspective of others. 12372
Jun 6 2012: Narcissism is tweeting something that can't possibly be valuable to anyone else, like your visit to the health club. 12373
Jun 6 2012: Rate your own Twitter narcissism by reviewing your timeline. How many of these tweets are actually useful to others? 12374
Jun 6 2012: .@Cosmic_Fox Don't confuse narcissistic with sociopath. A sociopath doesn't value the needs of others. A narcissist just can't see them. 12375
Jun 6 2012: Sweet, well-meaning narcissists are called "children". You don't expect them to see others' needs. 12376
Jun 6 2012: Narcissism is normal in children and insufferable in teens but pathological only in adulthood. 12377
Jun 6 2012: Narcissism is giving someone a birthday gift of an autographed photo of yourself. 12378
Jun 6 2012: Non-narcissism is giving someone a birthday gift that is precisely tailored to their needs, not yours. 12379
Jun 6 2012: @Cosmic_Fox Maybe you're not just a narcissist. :( 12380
Jun 6 2012: "Echo and Narcissus" by Waterhouse http://t.co/Uywb7dCh 12381
Jun 6 2012: Power plant near Knoxville, Tennessee (3 days ago). http://t.co/dQJaW3Es 12382
Jun 7 2012: Interstate 40, New Mexico (earlier today) More highway photos: http://t.co/XMxCmAXdhttp://t.co/E6tDlk38 12383
Jun 7 2012: Bureaucracy killed the Roman Empire. It was entombed by its own regulations and commitments. Like California. 12384
Jun 7 2012: What a bargain! Pay $60 more for a hotel room and you get FREE breakfast and FREE WiFi! #suckerborneveryminute 12385
Jun 7 2012: Pit bulls are the most gentle, caring animals once you get to know them. They only maul people who don't understand them. 12386
Jun 7 2012: With age comes wisdom and experience but also inertia and entrenchment, so it's a wash for most people. 12387
Jun 7 2012: Make a mistake and life slaps you for it. Smart people learn from the experience. Dumb people come back for more. 12388
Jun 7 2012: Experience is a prerequisite of wisdom but doesn't guarantee it. 12389
Jun 7 2012: RT @enkrates: @BadDalaiLama For some folks, a slap from life is the only attention they ever learned how to get. 12390
Jun 7 2012: The main challenge of love: How do you love someone without enabling their dysfunctions? 12391
Jun 7 2012: How do you fall in love without losing yourself? 12392
Jun 7 2012: @paula98270 I am too! Bad to the bone! 12393
Jun 7 2012: My ears are deaf to your cries of "Injustice!" if you have merely lost a privilege you never earned. 12394
Jun 8 2012: The greatest feat of vision is to look at what is right in front of you and see it for what it is, not what you want it to be. 12395
Jun 8 2012: The word "ointment" is grievously onomatopoeic. 12396
Jun 8 2012: There are smart people and dumb people. Every person is valuable, but only a few are worth investing your time in. 12397
Jun 8 2012: RT @ShitYoungPplSay: I know we don't have much in common, but we love each other and that's all that matters. 12398
Jun 8 2012: 99 Cents Only Store, Barstow, California - 360° panorama http://t.co/bf2YmoP5 Where everything is 99.99¢. http://t.co/l2srxoNu 12399
Jun 8 2012: If James Dean were alive today, he'd be dead on Highway 58 between Barstow and Kramer Junction. Whew! Killer road at night! 12400
Jun 8 2012: (For the record, I pulled over before tweeting that.) 12401
Jun 8 2012: If John F. Kennedy, Marilyn Monroe, James Dean and Elvis were alive today, they'd probably be dead by now. 12402
Jun 8 2012: Believe It...Or Not! — Hugh Heffner's original Playboy Playmates are now DYING OF OLD AGE!!!! 12403
Jun 8 2012: Social media is going the same way as the rest of the world: 1% of the population controls 99% of the resources. 12404
Jun 8 2012: Social media will falter when more people realize the awful truth: "Hey, no one is looking at my page!" 12405
Jun 8 2012: To get a dog to obey you, you must know what you want from him and be consistent in your messages. Same with people. 12406
Jun 8 2012: @TrekkieGirls Poppy commands you! 12407
Jun 8 2012: Real self-confidence is different than a theatrical show of self-confidence, which usually makes you look like a jerk. 12408
Jun 8 2012: A jerk is someone with low self-confidence pretending he has high self-confidence. 12409
Jun 8 2012: The human body is 50 trillion cells organized in 78 organs and 1000s of perfectly tuned systems ruled, in most cases, by an idiot. 12410
Jun 8 2012: Those who admit their flaws but do nothing about them are no more noble than those who admit nothing. 12411
Jun 8 2012: Having technical skills in a creative field is not the same as having creativity. 12412
Jun 8 2012: Mickie and Minnie at a Dollar Tree grand opening in Macon, Georgia, 2/6/11. Photo: http://t.co/xxYRTSjd 12413
Jun 8 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: In love, as in cell phone contracts, pay-as-you-go is usually preferable to long commitments. 12414
Jun 8 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: The problem with long commitments is the world may change in ways you weren't expecting, then you're trapped in the old ... 12415
Jun 8 2012: Waiting for the train in Mojave, California (this morning). Maybe I should get out of the way? http://t.co/OPB7TcUB 12416
Jun 8 2012: Follow our other account @ShitYoungPplSay for a steady stream of youthful inanity. (A low-volume feed, 1-2 per day.) http://t.co/ZoCpvFqe 12417
Jun 8 2012: I-40 in the Mojave Desert (yesterday). More: http://t.co/B1o3OUByhttp://t.co/K7bG3zRV 12418
Jun 8 2012: When you look back on your own life, the thing that hurts the most is all the wasted time. 12419
Jun 8 2012: No matter how much you think you know, life hands you unexpected lessons. Much depends on how quickly you learn them. 12420
Jun 8 2012: Why would you ask someone to marry you? Shouldn't it be a decision you arrive at mutually after long negotiation? 12421
Jun 8 2012: If someone asks to marry you with some grand gesture like a billboard, by all means, get the hell out! Run! 12422
Jun 8 2012: The premise of many a Hitchcockian thriller—and countless real-life ones—is how your partner changes after you are married. 12423
Jun 8 2012: The rules as written are usually different from the rules as actually enforced. The latter you can learn only by experience. 12424
Jun 8 2012: .@spyropapaspyrou There is always some play in the rules—like when the posted speed limit is 60mph, but everyone goes faster. 12425
Jun 8 2012: If the speed limit is 60 mph, cops don't ticket at 61. If they did, enforcement would become impossible. 12426
Jun 8 2012: A world of "zero tolerance" for every rule is a world where nothing would get done. 12427
Jun 8 2012: The internet can give you the rules. Only real life can teach you how the rules are applied. 12428
Jun 8 2012: RT @PepGarcia: Un #FF más para el @BadDalaiLama grandes frases y grandes fotos 12429
Jun 9 2012: I cannot photograph this pungent odor, but I can tell you this town is vampire-free! [pic]: http://t.co/ncJ2wgVC 12430
Jun 9 2012: This is where your artichokes come from. http://t.co/Q8hr3ymi 12431
Jun 9 2012: @dannysainsbury Yes, Grasshopper, to every one—a minimum of 8 times! 12432
Jun 9 2012: @RhodiHawk In Texas, we call it a thee-ATE-er and they play Roy Rogers in the matinee. 12433
Jun 9 2012: @KelleyLPhoto All your photos are adorable! 12434
Jun 9 2012: @Andreaof9 Lots of excitement there in Kansas! 12435
Jun 9 2012: @dannysainsbury Hawaii! 12436
Jun 9 2012: "The Princess and the Pea" taught us a true princess cannot tolerate even slight discomfort. Turns out we have a LOT of them in our society. 12437
Jun 9 2012: Self-confidence is important, but self-confidence that exceeds ones actual abilities can be dangerous indeed. 12438
Jun 9 2012: RT @dannysainsbury: The old sage we know as @BadDalaiLama has visited every state in the US a minimum of 8 times. How incredible is that? 12439
Jun 9 2012: .@dannysainsbury Who you calling "old" buddy?! 12440
Jun 9 2012: Left to his own devices, the human will engage in repetitive, non-productive activities that give his life an illusion of substance. 12441
Jun 9 2012: Those without the need to change generally won't. 12442
Jun 9 2012: On My Bucket List: Become so old I get the Senior Discount everywhere it is offered. [See Full Bucket List] 12443
Jun 9 2012: Follow @BadLamaWisdom for our timeless retweeted wisdom from the past (no photos or links). 12444
Jun 9 2012: See FavStar for our All-Time Greatest Hits as judged by our readers http://t.co/LOcVPfAL Also see our past account http://t.co/dHnKA6i1 12445
Jun 9 2012: Bethlehem, Palestine. Christmas Eve 2010. Photo: http://t.co/JiDaTtkO 12446
Jun 9 2012: I have covered BOTH SIDES of the Arab-Israeli divide: Israel http://t.co/Zq2Jpr50 and Palestine: http://t.co/8SNgJjqA 12447
Jun 9 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: The greatest asset — and deepest flaw — of humans is their willingness to follow others and accept the assumptions they ... 12448
Jun 9 2012: "Fuck that shit!" is an American colloquial expression of disdain or disgust not to be taken literally (in most cases). 12449
Jun 9 2012: NASA won't give me any answers. (@ NASA Ames Research Center) [pic]: http://t.co/TKHXQOVn 12450
Jun 9 2012: NASA wind tunnel. http://t.co/4ConnGhl 12451
Jun 9 2012: I dream of joining Starfleet so I can help tame rogue planets through a combination of economic sanctions and empty political rhetoric. 12452
Jun 9 2012: Prodigies cannot survive. Their genius gets ahead of wisdom and eventually collapses on itself. 12453
Jun 9 2012: You can't rush maturity. You need a certain amount of living and a large number of mistakes to attain it. 12454
Jun 9 2012: RT @ShitYoungPplSay: Sure, I took a risk, but I didn't get hurt so it's all okay. 12455
Jun 9 2012: Deep in the heart of the beast, where all your questions are answered. (@ Googleplex - The Hub) [pic]: http://t.co/eRHtQRLQ 12456
Jun 10 2012: Google employees get FREE BIKES, which are parked unlocked throughout the campus. http://t.co/yHZJHcjC 12457
Jun 10 2012: True fact: At Google they don't even expect you to work. You can just eat free snacks and play video games all day. 12458
Jun 10 2012: Ikea dinner. Palo Alto. http://t.co/pwaIh7Ng 12459
Jun 10 2012: IKEA restaurant, Palo Alto, California - 360° panorama http://t.co/kSxrZIY3http://t.co/NerR55A4 12460
Jun 10 2012: It's not the creationists who upset me but the procreationists. How many offspring is too many? 12461
Jun 10 2012: "I want a romantic partner who will support my addictions and not question my assumptions." — Not what people say but what they expect. 12462
Jun 10 2012: Goats of Silicon Valley, Sunnyvale, California - 360° panorama http://t.co/roC0Rxfihttp://t.co/6UrdcbWK 12463
Jun 10 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: In life, as in Las Vegas, only the winners get publicity. The losers follow them, make unwise gambles and continue to fail. 12464
Jun 10 2012: You were awfully clever in getting what you wanted. Now you find what you wanted wasn't all that smart. 12465
Jun 10 2012: RT @Kyoks1: Quienes admiten sus fallas pero no hacen nada al respecto no son mejores que quienes no admiten nada. via @BadDalaiLama 12466
Jun 10 2012: RT @Kyoks1: @BadDalaiLama why marry in the first place. It doesn't ensure a good relationship long term and makes the breakup more painf ... 12467
Jun 10 2012: @Kyoks1 I was trying to be diplomatic. Assuming one believes in marriage, how should one go about it. 12468
Jun 10 2012: .@Kyoks1 "Since when you are trying to be diplomatic?" <== Sorry about that! Keep forgetting I'm Bad. Won't happen again! 12469
Jun 10 2012: Everyone claims to want the truth. Few will accept it when it conflicts with their existing investments. 12470
Jun 10 2012: If you love His Badliness but can't handle His Prolificness, monitor Favstar Recent for a user-filtered stream. http://t.co/XUhxPp4P 12471
Jun 10 2012: RT @ShitYoungPplSay: We're taking back the streets with this candlelight vigil. 12472
Jun 10 2012: The greatest burden to the fast food industry is the "Senior Coffee". The old farts buy the coffee, sit in a booth and never leave. 12473
Jun 10 2012: RT @BrianCrouch Most people double down when they should cut losses. 12474
Jun 10 2012: I won't eat at any restaurant without a posted Sauce Policy. http://t.co/KzLrZDet 12475
Jun 10 2012: @DalyaElMaghraby We can't save you from yourself. I will wish you the greatest joy and happiness. 12476
Jun 10 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: In shamanism, one supposedly gains magical powers by consuming certain sacred symbols or substances -- like luxury produ ... 12477
Jun 10 2012: Stairway to Nowhere. Kawaguchiko, Japan (near Mt. Fuji). 360 panorama (April 19) http://t.co/JD6D0ijHhttp://t.co/s8tOKrov 12478
Jun 10 2012: Some of my best "Art" photos http://t.co/K05hC4HC (I don't intend to be artsy, but sometimes this shit just happens.) http://t.co/sdFxDcRC 12479
Jun 10 2012: So I'm sitting in a mall parking lot now when this thing falls OUT OF THE SKY and into my lap. An ancient Runic ring? http://t.co/dE2hAAPD 12480
Jun 10 2012: "All Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work But We Have Absolutely No Way Of Enforcing This" 12481
Jun 10 2012: Urban sadness. Tokyo. (April 17) http://t.co/icUXBkTS 12482
Jun 10 2012: RT @RowdyPrimate: I just hope the owners of social networks appreciate how useless my personal information is. Go ahead, mine this fool' ... 12483
Jun 11 2012: RT @LIFECOACHERS: Write a poem. Sing songs. Dance in the rain. Whatever you do, make it authentically yours, dipshit poem-writing, rain- ... 12484
Jun 11 2012: RT @bybeautydamned: If you run a vegan, gluten-free establishment, don't be surprised if your customer base is a bunch of finicky assholes. 12485
Jun 11 2012: Come to HEMPCON 2012 at the San Jose Convention Center to see just how far we can stretch the term "medical". http://t.co/LpPIlV6N 12486
Jun 11 2012: Good news! 9 Out Of 10 Fabs Use Tcad From Silvaco. #onlyinsiliconvalley [pic]: http://t.co/gscY7JCz 12487
Jun 11 2012: Someday, I will be Sky Priority. I won't even communicate with General Boarding. http://t.co/9hcadu6R 12488
Jun 11 2012: Have compassion for dysfunctional people, but keep them at arm's length. Don't let them intrude into your own productivity. 12489
Jun 11 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Society does not "advance" with time. It merely changes. 12490
Jun 11 2012: Everyone has the right to speak but not necessarily the right to be heard. 12491
Jun 11 2012: RT @SRQ2U: Most couples want kids until they get them and then they spend the next 18+ years trying to find someone else to take care of ... 12492
Jun 11 2012: Poor man's limousine, LGA-JFK. http://t.co/zhwJ1omN 12493
Jun 11 2012: A Day in the Life of Tokyo - April 17, 2012. My completed album from a single day. http://t.co/gkW1G7Mf 12494
Jun 11 2012: Hopping the pond! (@ John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK) w/ 153 others) [pic]: http://t.co/yuzb3FZH 12495
Jun 11 2012: All Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work But We Have Absolutely No Way Of Enforcing This 12496
Jun 11 2012: Talent is useless if you don't have the ambition to actually do something. 12497
Jun 11 2012: I just endured 17 hours without internet. It was hell, but all better now. (@ Main Station Hostel) [pic]: http://t.co/Ogpx7eEG 12498
Jun 12 2012: My dorm room at Main Street Hostel, Berlin (€11/night) - 360° panorama http://t.co/rqrAGGTthttp://t.co/SI3reZeG 12499
Jun 12 2012: The age-old problem of running a bar is how to sell people alcohol without drunks trashing the place. 12500
Jun 12 2012: Saw "Up In The Air" on the flight from JFK to AMS. LOL! Totally appropriate! 12501
Jun 12 2012: Eating my breakfast in Amsterdam - 360° panorama http://t.co/2IVDxUYW (early this morning) http://t.co/e41wVpcq 12502
Jun 12 2012: Amsterdam Centraal Station - 360° panorama http://t.co/QmFjRlZn (this morning) http://t.co/WIqinQEn 12503
Jun 12 2012: A fault in oneself is often taken as a fault in the world. 12504
Jun 12 2012: It is easy to blame the opposite gender for flaws that rest squarely within oneself. 12505
Jun 12 2012: You can concoct a justification for any hobby. The real question, though, is whether this is the best thing you can do with your life. 12506
Jun 13 2012: RT @ShitYoungPplSay: I can do twice as many things in the same amount of time just by getting more efficient. 12507
Jun 13 2012: Berlin Hauptbahnhof around midnight - 360° panorama http://t.co/2ed7Ab2ohttp://t.co/ba1wMUTh 12508
Jun 13 2012: The story of my life. http://t.co/KGeKSSe1 12509
Jun 13 2012: You can't fire friends for bad behavior like employers do. Instead, you point out the bad behavior then quietly withdraw until it changes. 12510
Jun 13 2012: Life is like traveling on an ocean liner. Most people are preoccupied with the intrigues aboard ship. Few care where the ship is going. 12511
Jun 13 2012: It's not the destination that matters but the journey—unless the journey is leading you to hell. Wait, maybe the destination does matter! 12512
Jun 13 2012: RT @ShitYoungPplSay: It's not the destination that matters but the journey, so it doesn't matter where this path is leading me. 12513
Jun 13 2012: You control your own freedom mainly by not making unnecessary commitments that sabotage it. 12514
Jun 13 2012: Berlin: Neptune Fountain and TV tower - 360° panorama http://t.co/n70C8vse Formerly Communist East Berlin. http://t.co/9pcSvOGz 12515
Jun 13 2012: Some new photos from Amsterdam and Berlin. http://t.co/jZq4OSlg 12516
Jun 13 2012: A "drug" is defined not by its chemical composition but by the way you abuse it to avoid any real change in your life. 12517
Jun 14 2012: Germany is a lot like Japan: safe, clean, orderly, rational. If Germany and Japan ever joined forces, I bet they could take over the world! 12518
Jun 14 2012: RT @FlyoverJoel: On National Pet Obesity Awareness Day, stamp out pet obesity by eating the fat ones first! 12519
Jun 14 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Government: giving secure employment to incompetents since the dawn of human history. 12520
Jun 14 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: academia—n. a community of educated people united by their lack of experience in the real world. 12521
Jun 14 2012: Few external enemies can match the destructive power of your own conundrums. 12522
Jun 14 2012: Only in romance are people expecting someone else to save them from themselves. 12523
Jun 14 2012: Checking into my hostel in a Greek city you never heard of. The view from my balcony. (@ Little Big House) [pic]: http://t.co/HLawXSDh 12524
Jun 14 2012: @OneFaithLove I appreciate your thanks for the RT/star, but what if I RT/star your thanks? Will that cause an infinite recursion loop? 12525
Jun 14 2012: New photos from Berlin, including some amazing gems! (shot yesterday) http://t.co/9uxmfYaHhttp://t.co/62ricT9X 12526
Jun 14 2012: Greece is not in obvious chaos. A large number of unfinished or unrented buildings, otherwise business as usual in Thessalonika. 12527
Jun 14 2012: Thessaloniki Waterfront - 360° panorama http://t.co/OmRlR9ov (3 hours ago) http://t.co/h4sq5kp5 12528
Jun 14 2012: Thessaloniki 360° panoramas: Byzantine Walls http://t.co/M7CxY8rO Citadel http://t.co/cXwxlwyBhttp://t.co/AVgNUkPx 12529
Jun 14 2012: It turns out "the perfect Father's Day gift" is anything this merchant wants to sell. 12530
Jun 14 2012: Personally, I like a ♀ who's not all ♀♀ as that would make a ♂ like me irrelevant. 12531
Jun 14 2012: One real effect of Greece's crisis: ALL international train service out of Thessaloniki has been suspended. Kinda trapped here! 12532
Jun 14 2012: RT @dunebat: Behold the awesomeness that is the Area 51 Viewer's Guide, free online courtesy of the author @BadDalaiLama - http://t.co/L ... 12533
Jun 14 2012: RT @OneFaithLove: @BadDalaiLama I just starred you, so now it's the apocalypse. 12534
Jun 14 2012: Escape from Thessaloniki! Turns out it's not all that hard. http://t.co/BZtPxFcL 12535
Jun 14 2012: Working late at night on the patio of my hostel. Still air, perfect temp! Periodically, 100s of cats yelp in unison. http://t.co/JJdLWbfo 12536
Jun 14 2012: My best relationship photos from around the world (including some stunners!) http://t.co/LKVOqjajhttp://t.co/LseY9fJQ 12537
Jun 15 2012: Two new topical albums: Children http://t.co/fmOugCSF Pretty Girls http://t.co/SDzi9yrv - http://t.co/Sjl0GG7K 12538
Jun 15 2012: Albums under construction (on the road!): Thessaloniki http://t.co/5PdTBnL3 Berlin http://t.co/gQVJGogP Amsterdam http://t.co/7CwGCAD5 12539
Jun 15 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: People are limited by the breadth of their own vision. If you think small, you're going to live small. 12540
Jun 15 2012: Macedonia, home of the Mastodons. (@ Shanti Hostel) [pic]: http://t.co/D3Pp1V4r 12541
Jun 15 2012: First leg of a southern Balkans tour. War is still raging here. (McDonalds v. Burger King, Pepsi v. Coke, etc.) http://t.co/AAK4ubQc 12542
Jun 15 2012: It's not just a soft drink. It's a lifestyle choice. 12543
Jun 15 2012: Sitting on a stoop in Thessaloniki waiting for a bus to Macedonia - 360° panorama http://t.co/ehWAJRJt (8 hours ago) http://t.co/uGTGlCGf 12544
Jun 15 2012: Sometimes, the executioner gives you fair warning: "I am going to kill you." All you need is the courage to walk away. 12545
Jun 15 2012: My previous visit to the Balkans took me to Sarajevo http://t.co/afaj9gv6 Belgrade http://t.co/LBPuw6c0 Zagreb http://t.co/4Nwp8GTA 12546
Jun 16 2012: First photos from Macedonia (shot last night) http://t.co/OrYF9RX8 Sample: http://t.co/2V7tnYjl 12547
Jun 16 2012: Kosovo! View from my guesthouse window in Pristina. (@ Guesthouse Velania) [pic]: http://t.co/j1YLctx5 12548
Jun 16 2012: My 2.5-hour bus journey into Europe's youngest country. http://t.co/1ka0tyAF 12549
Jun 16 2012: A happy day in Skopje, Macedonia (earlier today) http://t.co/9O5ebEPK 12550
Jun 16 2012: Kosovo by bus. New photo album shot today. http://t.co/vp8O9xWM Sample: http://t.co/4whyeZgs 12551
Jun 16 2012: Impressions of Kosovo: Walking through a dark city park at midnight and feeling completely safe. http://t.co/VjabOlcM 12552
Jun 16 2012: You can only get lost once in a new city. You need to cherish it while you can. 12553
Jun 16 2012: My first taste of Kosovo cuisine (earlier today) http://t.co/wdovgcO0 12554
Jun 16 2012: Prishtina, Kosovo - new photos taken today http://t.co/IEN6A6dm Sample: http://t.co/7Y45GD3M 12555
Jun 16 2012: Woke up in Prishtina with a brilliant idea: rent a car! Could see a broad swath of Kosovo in 24 hrs. Got 1 hr to plan. http://t.co/e1ob4IGc 12556
Jun 17 2012: Most of the tensions in Kosovo are north of Pristina, so if I rent a car, I will stay South. Within the region Pristina-Peje-Prizen-Brod. 12557
Jun 17 2012: For the record, I may visit places that sound dangerous, but I never visit real war zones or take chances with my safety. 12558
Jun 17 2012: Heading out to explore Kosovo. Not sure when I'll have wifi again. http://t.co/OISUQS2A 12559
Jun 17 2012: I have a rental car! I now have 24 hours to tour (southern) Kosovo. What freedom! http://t.co/dwCmLBlt 12560
Jun 17 2012: Checked into a hostel, mainly for the wifi. Logged 200km today in western Kosovo. (@ Prizren City Hostel) [pic]: http://t.co/uhDvMORW 12561
Jun 17 2012: I find myself on the streets of Kosovo. http://t.co/4cvgPGVD 12562
Jun 17 2012: First photos from today's drive in Kosovo http://t.co/i3w66WTn Kosovo girls are easy! http://t.co/WMGasJX3 12563
Jun 17 2012: People don't really want the best for themselves. They want what doesn't upset their system. 12564
Jun 17 2012: Everything is transitional. If you act like something in your life is permanent, you've probably made a big mistake. 12565
Jun 17 2012: Your upbringing is what forms you—and what you're struggling to overcome for the rest of your life. 12566
Jun 18 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: The value of photography is that it records more of the environment than you notice at the time. 12567
Jun 18 2012: Taking photos as you travel helps you regurgitate and reprocess the experience later—like a cow chewing her cud. 12568
Jun 18 2012: Tirana, Albania. (@ Tirana Backpakers) [pic]: http://t.co/bzEPZlrl 12569
Jun 18 2012: Tirana, Albania - main square - 360° panorama http://t.co/rEu5QocN (30 minutes ago) http://t.co/q3RzN375 12570
Jun 18 2012: Tirana, Albania - photos shot earlier this evening http://t.co/Fj1pfdj8 Sample http://t.co/zxK9VIg7 12571
Jun 18 2012: I'm not ashamed of my race, but historically my people rarely see the sun. Exposed to it nonstop, we White folk prune up real fast. 12572
Jun 18 2012: You can't accept one religion as your true faith without in some way devaluing all the others, so religious conflicts are inevitable. 12573
Jun 18 2012: Stupidity isn't making a mistake. It is defending the mistake and repeating it. 12574
Jun 19 2012: Albanian cuisine. My dinner last night in Tirana. This kind of food is quite rare on the road. http://t.co/ooBlK2Km 12575
Jun 19 2012: Inside an abandoned building in Kosovo - 360 panorama http://t.co/Zr8r9Kdihttp://t.co/mn091NRk 12576
Jun 19 2012: Budva, Montenegro — Every hostel check-in comes with a free puppy! (@ Hippo Hostel) [pic]: https://t.co/D27BMkTV 12577
Jun 19 2012: From the balcony of my €12 hostel room in Budva, Montenegro. http://t.co/FmpMk8Ri 12578
Jun 19 2012: My fellow travelers on a local bus from Tirana to Shkoder, Albania. (today) http://t.co/ixppzI98 12579
Jun 19 2012: Girls on a bus in Albania (yesterday) http://t.co/QWwOMv2I Sample: http://t.co/FHl4VzLs 12580
Jun 20 2012: View from my hostel window in Dubrovnik. (@ Old Town Hostel) [pic]: http://t.co/GkECwKut 12581
Jun 20 2012: First photos from Dubrovnik. http://t.co/t8n4MEs9 Sample http://t.co/fkkPCmja 12582
Jun 20 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Whenever quality becomes associated with a certain signal, some interloper will learn to reproduce the signal without th ... 12583
Jun 21 2012: The pleasure of intimacy is being totally involved with each other. The cost is losing touch with the outside world. 12584
Jun 21 2012: In Dubrovnik, this is the thing! $20/hr but worth it. Heading out to it now! http://t.co/fwzjGsdu 12585
Jun 21 2012: Donning my kayaking attire. Do you find me attractive? http://t.co/Sc1CIIiN 12586
Jun 21 2012: At this hostel, every bed has its own geographical name. Mine is "Kerala". (@ Fresh* Sheets Hostel) [pic]: http://t.co/qSzhHJK2 12587
Jun 21 2012: Photography is full of lies, even without Photoshop. It dupes you by showing you details and making you think they represent the whole. 12588
Jun 21 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Quality is a lonely business. 12589
Jun 21 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Fame, marketing and packaging almost always beat quality in the race for first impressions. Quality's only consolation i ... 12590
Jun 21 2012: Kayaking in Dubrovnik - 3-minute video shot today with a cheap waterproof camera. http://t.co/hj3ephAq 12591
Jun 21 2012: The world is a place of diverse cultures, languages and beliefs united by the consumption of Coca-Cola products. 12592
Jun 21 2012: If you think Facebook was the first to unite the world with a virtual product, think again. Coca-Cola has been doing it for decades! 12593
Jun 21 2012: Post-kayaking exhaustion, Dubrovnik. ... More photos: http://t.co/CY066clhhttp://t.co/f3KZyGq0 12594
Jun 21 2012: RT @YourAuntLola: Sweetie, if you're lost, don't speed up 12595
Jun 21 2012: My view when I first opened my eyes this morning. I needed to perform an analysis: Where am I? http://t.co/2Ih2mL02 12596
Jun 22 2012: Still life in my shared hostel bathroom. http://t.co/Yb7zhaff 12597
Jun 22 2012: Romance works by mythologizing ones partner, so it is natural for the bubble to burst at some point. 12598
Jun 22 2012: Split, Croatia. View from my hostel balcony. (@ Backpackers Fairytale) [pic]: http://t.co/h9S5Aufu 12599
Jun 22 2012: Back in the Eurozone—or as we call it, Almost Walmartania. (@ St. Christopher's Inn) [pic]: http://t.co/QsSVa5L6 12600
Jun 23 2012: "Please be my friend," he said. "I'm not like all the other crocodiles." 12601
Jun 24 2012: New photos from Split, Croatia. http://t.co/zYUgvpQF Sample: http://t.co/I9d2P0yK 12602
Jun 24 2012: Marx, Engles and me, Berlin (today) http://t.co/cnDemsXn 12603
Jun 24 2012: Issuing directives as a high-level party functionary in East Berlin. ... More photos from Berlin: http://t.co/9uxmfYaHhttp://t.co/jILf8DMV 12604
Jun 24 2012: Bar crowd in Berlin responding to some sort of incomprehensible televised activity (just now) http://t.co/vM5F6CG6 12605
Jun 24 2012: Europe has a lot of nasty history where people died for their political beliefs. The worst America had was McCarthyism and the Bush era. 12606
Jun 25 2012: Final hours in the Eurozone. (@ Stayokay Amsterdam Stadsdoelen) [pic]: http://t.co/pqK15WuR 12607
Jun 26 2012: There is nothing more frustrating that giving advice to an idiot. You know how to save them a load of grief but just can't get through. 12608
Jun 26 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: The great irony of offering advice is that the people most in need of it are those least capable of accepting it. 12609
Jun 26 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: If you're gonna sell shit, it has to be new shit, not old shit. No one wants old shit, unless it's really, really old hi ... 12610
Jun 26 2012: 8. Countries visited on this trip prior to U.S. arrival http://t.co/iy0c6uD4 12611
Jun 26 2012: 1% of consumer spending is booze (via @noahWG) http://t.co/JSENgYLg What about caffeine, entertainment, junk food and shit you don't need? 12612
Jun 26 2012: RT @piratehook3r@kneedull you know you never really hear about dinosaur sex <== Must have happened, but how? 12613
Jun 26 2012: RT @YourAuntLola: Sweetie, rational, calmly presented anger can be a powerful tool for social good. The crazy kind just breaks stuff 12614
Jun 26 2012: @MinnieGupta I passed you! I was just a few blocks away! 12615
Jun 26 2012: Some stunning photos from Dubrovnik Airport (3 days ago) http://t.co/QckWK074 Sample: http://t.co/lDHprc9k 12616
Jun 26 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Personality is not open to reason, negotiation or gentle persuasion. Only extended pain has a chance of changing it. 12617
Jun 27 2012: Scrotum, Pennsylvania. (I'm sure the residents have never heard that one.) http://t.co/MHzOHKjC 12618
Jun 27 2012: In automated America, some people may not grasp this concept. http://t.co/UP73Y6xT 12619
Jun 27 2012: I think it's simply marvelous how you're dressing up to play a role, but true identity is what you do, not how you look. 12620
Jun 27 2012: Fabulous Amsterdam lady (2 days ago) http://t.co/CUZ2rtYV 12621
Jun 27 2012: Your identity is what you do to solve the problems in front of you. 12622
Jun 27 2012: The highest attribute of an individual is being one integrated, self-consistent person and not multiple personalities sabotaging each other. 12623
Jun 27 2012: @CHELY_ESCALONA Blessings from what deity? 12624
Jun 27 2012: RT @rejecter: Soul-deadening work is a gateway drug to mindless hedonism. 12625
Jun 27 2012: In the end, most people will choose a bland and known path with the illusion of safety and little risk to their ego. 12626
Jun 27 2012: Life is more often a tragedy of squandered opportunities than a lack of them. 12627
Jun 27 2012: Some street musicians you want to pay to STOP playing, like this guy with the detached leg. (Cleveland, right now) http://t.co/exxnODJc 12628
Jun 27 2012: (Detached leg = more sympathy. BTW: It's a nice leg, an expensive looking one that you wouldn't notice if the man hadn't put it on display.) 12629
Jun 27 2012: Love leads you to overestimate the other person's capabilities. If they disappoint you, the fault lies not in them but in you. 12630
Jun 27 2012: Jet-lagged and delirious, wandering the chips aisle of an American supermarket, giggling about the Cheese Balls. A terrible male affliction? 12631
Jun 27 2012: Lying to yourself is when one part of you denies what another part of you knows to be true because it's just too damned inconvenient. 12632
Jun 27 2012: You can totally mess up a firefly's love life by flashing a flashlight at him, but what kind of pervert are you? 12633
Jun 27 2012: All my dreams are about the Berlin Wall. 24 years ago, it made a huge impression on me, awakened now by seeing preserved portions of it. 12634
Jun 27 2012: Sleep deprivation results in progressive degradation of ones thought processes until you're like HAL singing "Daisy". 12635
Jun 28 2012: Narcissism is inversely related to the ability to stand in another's shoes and see the world as they do. 12636
Jun 28 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: In any field, most people see only the skin of things. They can't comprehend the skeleton — the underlying structure tha ... 12637
Jun 28 2012: @xtinewu Yes, but there are still limits. Run an 80 mph train on a 50 mph track and you're gonna crash your ass. 12638
Jun 28 2012: "Better to be a lion for one day than a sheep your whole life." (Berlin, 2 days ago) http://t.co/qa9Kht8S 12639
Jun 28 2012: It is nearly impossible to explain to someone how their own behavior is hurting them. Only the world can teach that lesson. 12640
Jun 28 2012: The world is full of dysfunction on a massive scale. You can do little about most of it except to protect yourself from it. 12641
Jun 28 2012: Dogs chasing cars—a perfect model for human behavior. Struggling to attain something but not having a clue what to do once you get it. 12642
Jun 28 2012: RT @NIETZSCHESOURCE: Wherever I climb I am followed by a dog named "Ego" #NIETZSCHE 12643
Jun 28 2012: RT @persdevquotes: It doesn't matter which side of the fence you get off on sometimes. What matters most is getting off. ~ Jim Rohn http ... 12644
Jun 28 2012: Intrigued by this new music video from Lauren Jenkins (@ljmusik) http://t.co/F6lqEh4yhttp://t.co/V9ULcWAg 12645
Jun 28 2012: RT @rigobertomeza: "@BadDalaiLama: Perros persiguiendo carros—modelo perfecto de actitud humana. Luchando por conseguir algo sin idea de ... 12646
Jun 29 2012: For a RANDOM PHOTO ALBUM from my huge inventory of 500+ click on this MAGIC LINK http://t.co/n8xwqQO0 (as many times as you want) 12647
Jun 29 2012: RT @KikkiPlanet: Dora the Explorer: Hardcore action gets a new name: http://t.co/718rZEbA 12648
Jun 29 2012: RT @brianjaystanley: Scientists seek cures for every disease, but if they succeed, our grandchildren will seek cures for overpopulation. ... 12649
Jun 29 2012: Black-and-white people see things as all good or all bad. If you suggest otherwise, prepare for their anger. 12650
Jun 29 2012: My new philosophy essay: "Black-and-White People" http://t.co/TK7PrIkE "Some people can see things only in black and white..." 12651
Jun 29 2012: Anger is the universal censor. It assures that the message you most need to hear doesn't get through. 12652
Jun 29 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Marriage is like giving guns to teenagers. Who among us, in the heat of passion, can comprehend the implications of "Til ... 12653
Jun 29 2012: 10 minutes in Dubrovnik (unedited travel video, one week ago) http://t.co/PaVLHUEu Wandering the narrow streets of the Old City. 12654
Jun 29 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Most people can't handle freedom. Without the enforced structure of debts, obligations and a job, they would self-destruct. 12655
Jun 29 2012: RT @TheEconomist: Shoppers prefer getting something extra free to getting something cheaper because most people are useless at fractions ... 12656
Jun 29 2012: OMG! Walstock 2012 happening RIGHT NOW in L.A.'s Chinatown!!! I'm heading that way now! http://t.co/CjNuFGMN 12657
Jun 29 2012: (Oops! It's tomorrow. I might still get there.) 12658
Jun 29 2012: @xtinewu Walstock tomorrow in Chinatown. Get out there and protest! 12659
Jun 29 2012: @xtinewu You're protesting the new Walmart in Chinatown. It's just a little bitty Walmart, but it's the principle. Music! Banners! Action! 12660
Jun 29 2012: @xtinewu More like a small Albertson's. 12661
Jun 29 2012: Artists with great technical skills are usually defeated by ego, which prevents them from seeing their own work as others do. 12662
Jun 29 2012: "Ego" is not self-esteem but the pretense of it when actual self-esteem is weak. 12663
Jun 29 2012: Join me tomorrow in Chinatown in Los Angeles as we RAGE AGAINST WAL-MART. http://t.co/8C1lI95r Oooo, I love a rage! http://t.co/81NpIKvG 12664
Jun 29 2012: (It will be like Tahrir Square, hopefully without the sexual assaults.) 12665
Jun 29 2012: RT @RowdyPrimate: Once you're comfortable with yourself, you're no one's target market anymore. 12666
Jun 30 2012: What this country needs is more dirigibles—rigid airships, not wimpy-ass blimps—floating the good stuff, pure H2. Lakehurst be damned! 12667
Jun 30 2012: RT @alaindebotton: There is no such thing as work-life balance. Everything worth fighting for unbalances your life. 12668
Jun 30 2012: Study reveals moderate doses of alcohol increase social bonding in groups http://t.co/tP2Z7nXy <== Still waiting for the data on high doses. 12669
Jun 30 2012: RT @ShitYoungPplSay: When my daddy met my mommy it was like a fairytale. 12670
Jun 30 2012: RT @ShitYoungPplSay: When my mommy met my daddy it was like a fairytale. 12671
Jun 30 2012: Wealth, for most people, is a handicap, allowing them to indulge their addictions while delaying the consequences. 12672
Jun 30 2012: You should listen to your emotions but you can't let them control your life any more than you would let a child drive your car. 12673
Jun 30 2012: Age gives you more data points for understanding human behavior, whereas in youth you can only speculate on how people should behave. 12674
Jun 30 2012: People invent their own cocaine. 12675
Jun 30 2012: The main purpose of alcohol is to help people rationalize the stupid decisions they've made. It smooths over the inconsistencies. 12676
Jun 30 2012: Orange County — Of all the cultures I've visited in the past 3 weeks, this is the most insane. Suburbia totally cut off from the real world. 12677
Jun 30 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: No matter how you dress sex up -- with toys, fetishes, new positions, new preferences -- it is still just sex. 12678
Jun 30 2012: Here is a new summary of the equipment and software I use to take still photos. http://t.co/Ciko0E5vhttp://t.co/RBN7sfeP 12679
Jun 30 2012: On My Bucket List: Cross the Rubicon. [See Full Bucket List] 12680
Jun 30 2012: Caesar crossing the Rubicon (Lucky an artist was there to record it!) http://t.co/m347xCji 12681
Jun 30 2012: Buying a product that claims to fix your problems is usually just a convenient distraction from actually changing your life. 12682
Jun 30 2012: RT @Erekosse: "Comprar un producto que pretende solucionar tus problemas suele ser una distracción para no cambiar realmente tu vida" @B ... 12683
Jun 30 2012: If your life seems perfect right now, you lack ambition. "Perfect" usually just means "anesthetized". 12684
Jun 30 2012: How are YOU saving the planet? I'M raging against Walmart! http://t.co/4haVvA1v 12685
Jun 30 2012: How are YOU saving the planet? I'M raging against Walmart! Right now! http://t.co/e073C2Ig 12686
Jun 30 2012: The main perceptual defect of most humans is they can't handle fractions. Everything is either all good or all bad. 12687
Jun 30 2012: @RhodiHawk Clever girl! But didn't the ballasts cost as much as new light fixtures? 12688
Jun 30 2012: With a price this low, I'm thinking of investing. Better than Facebook stock! http://t.co/uNJ4ivuu 12689
Jun 30 2012: RT @ShitYoungPplSay: If I am good, Santa will bring me lots of presents.
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