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Nov 1 2012: RT @CHANGESorlando: "Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out." ~Robert J Collier 14272
Nov 1 2012: On My Bucket List: Purchase the naming rights to a major league sports stadium. Call it Waste Of Time Field. [See Full Bucket List] 14273
Nov 1 2012: A "bridge" is a temporary relationship or pursuit, doomed to fail, that nonetheless helps you out of an even more dysfunctional path. 14274
Nov 2 2012: When we fully process the traumas of the past, they fade to insignificance. If the same thing happened again, we know how to deal with it. 14275
Nov 2 2012: Those who verbalize every thought, who fill every silence with words, are the hardest to communicate with. How can you possibly get through? 14276
Nov 2 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: The real measure of wealth is not how much money you make but the freedom you have left after expenses. 14277
Nov 2 2012: If you live in a dysfunctional environment, you can expect to become part of the dysfunction, regardless of your intentions. 14278
Nov 2 2012: Wear your HazMat suit when handling hazardous waste or dysfunctional people. Maintain secure barriers so they don't pollute your own system. 14279
Nov 2 2012: A god says something off-the-cuff. Doesn't mean a lot by it. But the people take it as a divine message. God goes "Oops!" 14280
Nov 3 2012: Travel Tip: Cheapest way to hop the Pond remains NYC-Berlin (<$700 r/t, either way!). Upon landing: EasyJet (Berlin) or Megabus (NYC). 14281
Nov 3 2012: As long as you avoid Xmas, check your favorite travel site for these fares <$700 r/t: NYC-IST, NYC-HEL, NYC-BER, NYC-Moscow (visa rqd) 14282
Nov 3 2012: Was thinking of stopping in Beirut later this year til I read this: http://t.co/YdW2n8ie (2 years ago it was safe.) http://t.co/Qvu5TVcp 14283
Nov 3 2012: Mothers tell us, "Drink plenty of fluids," when we are sick, but does that have any factual basis? Only sure effect: You have to pee a lot! 14284
Nov 3 2012: Not the most exciting place. (3 days ago) http://t.co/DSJ7QWKi 14285
Nov 3 2012: Attention Conspiracy Theorists: The fact that a bank has tight security does not imply a cover-up, conspiracy or alien presence. #area51 14286
Nov 3 2012: A job you hate may suck, but a job you like can be even worse. It can lull you into never leaving and never achieving your true potential. 14287
Nov 3 2012: Homosexual sex is the safest kind. No risk of pregnancy! 14288
Nov 4 2012: Finally acknowledging your repressed sexual identity opens up a whole new world—with just as many problems as your old world. 14289
Nov 4 2012: Dealing with trauma gets easier with practice, until world wars and natural disasters are no big deal. 14290
Nov 4 2012: Every relationship starts with the promise of expanding your horizons, but most end up limiting them. 14291
Nov 4 2012: Every relationship has a break-even point where the costs begin to outweigh the benefits. Could happen early or late, but it will happen. 14292
Nov 4 2012: The main error of the narcissist is misjudging the value of your own product, that people should rush to buy it just because you made it. 14293
Nov 4 2012: Parenthood turns little people into gods. 14294
Nov 4 2012: Forbidden love is the most powerful. 14295
Nov 4 2012: iPhone users (IOS 6): Get Google Maps back by going to http://t.co/iJlZ7aDo and choosing "Add to Home Screen". http://t.co/2r1QFcsZ 14296
Nov 4 2012: RT @endrunklopedia: I just now got out of my Halloween costume! I went as state prisoner #272649. Well, not initially, but that's what I ... 14297
Nov 4 2012: Self-portrait with ancestor. http://t.co/jdkzM9hV 14298
Nov 4 2012: George Carlin's Last Interview (2008) by @jaydixit - http://t.co/3l5zmZrH Surprisingly deep! 14299
Nov 4 2012: Dysfunction can rarely be reformed. It can only be contained. 14300
Nov 4 2012: Birds migrating 1000s of miles on little fuel suggests the efficiency of muscle tissue—and why you can't lose weight through exercise. 14301
Nov 4 2012: Yes, trees get cancer! It's called a "burl". But it's usually harmless because the growth can't migrate. http://t.co/xtBO1QF6 14302
Nov 4 2012: He was a proper Bostonian. He knew every Dunkin' Donut shop within a five mile radius of Beacon Hill and had the waist to prove it. 14303
Nov 4 2012: "A 20-Y.O. has limited data... At 70 it's a much richer storage area, the matrix is more textured, has more contours to it." George Carlin 14304
Nov 4 2012: Beacon Hill - 360° panorama http://t.co/Q5dX1UW4 On Boston Common between the Mass. State House and Park St. Station. http://t.co/6sOzxY2x 14305
Nov 4 2012: Approaching Haverhill, Massachusetts by train. ... More from Mass. http://t.co/1ltrAM77http://t.co/R5nsGOEx 14306
Nov 4 2012: "Discrimination!" is a convenient complaint to help you avoid a harder reality: You're just not good enough. 14307
Nov 4 2012: She was intelligent, educated, loyal to the company. Her career path was thwarted only by her lack of shut-the-fuck-up-and-listen skills. 14308
Nov 4 2012: RT @TelegraphWorld: The Real Mitt Romney - smart, ruthless, brilliant and always focused on becoming president http://t.co/d7tz54rC 14309
Nov 4 2012: Every great story—fiction or nonfiction—is about personality change. 14310
Nov 5 2012: The hero of the story will prevail over adversity only by fundamentally changing his methods. 14311
Nov 5 2012: Prosperity is the power to do greater things—or to dig yourself a deeper hole. 14312
Nov 5 2012: I have met many wealthy people but do not envy any of them. Most use their money only to acquire "assets" that reduce their freedom. 14313
Nov 5 2012: RT @WittyCassieHere: "Cameras were built to capture the truth of our surroundings. But that doesn't mean the photos always do." #mobbies ... 14314
Nov 5 2012: RT @TheBosha: The worst part is the shit you're full of isn't even your own. 14315
Nov 5 2012: When sperm meets egg, the egg's surface changes to exclude all other sperm. Kinda scary. What if he's not the right sperm? 14316
Nov 5 2012: @Darth_oz Maybe, but he has never had a chance to prove himself in a domestic relationship. 14317
Nov 5 2012: "You want to think about that word, 'belong.' People should think about that: it means they own you." ~ George Carlin 14318
Nov 5 2012: Forbidden love is the most powerful, in part because you don't have a chance to see where it will lead. It's mostly idealism and conjecture. 14319
Nov 5 2012: RT @EvilSchwartzie: I'm tired of reading companies' statements that include, "our hearts go out...." Might I suggest, "our large donatio ... 14320
Nov 5 2012: RT @CandyCrisis: No court of law that tasted my cooking would ever convict my murderer. 14321
Nov 5 2012: RT @aristosophy: "Childbirth"?? What, like, retweeting an entire human being??? 14322
Nov 5 2012: RT @HLMenckenBot: There are people who read too much: the #bibliobibuli. Some are constantly drunk on books, as other men are drunk on w ... 14323
Nov 5 2012: @xtinewu Yay! Finally a photo looking AWAY from Xtine! Now to expand it beyond the bar.... 14324
Nov 5 2012: Explain color to the colorblind or empathy to the autistic: can't be done. No words can describe what a person is incapable of seeing. 14325
Nov 5 2012: RT @GabrielDuquette: @BadDalaiLama Weak sauce, dude. http://t.co/4r5OLdFw 14326
Nov 5 2012: Without anguish, no one would change. 14327
Nov 5 2012: @ScottSaab Not if you die first. 14328
Nov 5 2012: Every lottery winner will say you just have to "believe in yourself" and "never give up". #badadvice #selectionbias 14329
Nov 5 2012: Success Secrets of Lottery Winners: "Just be in the right place at the right time with the right number, like I was." 14330
Nov 5 2012: Success Secrets of Lottery Winners: "I always knew I was special, and my win proved it." 14331
Nov 5 2012: The only thing as dangerous as trusting first impressions is not listening to them at all. There's valuable data in those first few minutes. 14332
Nov 5 2012: I want to raise awareness about all those who are trying to raise awareness. With their help, somebody someday might actually do something! 14333
Nov 5 2012: Knowing someone's personality flaw that is sabotaging their goals doesn't mean you can tell them about it. They'll only get defensive. 14334
Nov 5 2012: Mistakes can be corrected, but personality traits are deeply held and are rarely changed from the outside. 14335
Nov 5 2012: Finding things to do isn't usually the problem. The challenge is deciding the most important thing to do and excluding the others. 14336
Nov 5 2012: If you are in a relationship and are telling yourself, "I can change him (or her)," you are deeply deluded. 14337
Nov 5 2012: RT @CHELY_ESCALONA: @BadDalaiLama Only if they ask you an advice! 14338
Nov 5 2012: @CHELY_ESCALONA Maybe. But asking for advice doesn't mean you are ready to accept the answer. 14339
Nov 5 2012: The most valuable personality trait is actively seeking out and assimilating views that conflict with your own. 14340
Nov 5 2012: @petrichoryan I follow everyone who stars or retweets my tweets. 14341
Nov 5 2012: RT @mariarfin: @BadDalaiLama and yet not becoming a chameleon. 14342
Nov 5 2012: You know your position is strong if you can walk into a room of people who are hostile to it and calmly respond to all their objections. 14343
Nov 5 2012: Congratulations Julian Assange!.. 2012 winner of the Jack Kevorkian Nice Idea Pushed A Little Too Far Award. 14344
Nov 5 2012: Technical skill in the arts does not imply creativity or the motivation to use it. 14345
Nov 5 2012: @lawnrocket Keep it real, Lawnie. There are better things to do with the time (and more useful languages). 14346
Nov 5 2012: Only hours before the election, the Globe breaks the stories that could bury Obama... and Romney! http://t.co/TMfY7wKs 14347
Nov 6 2012: Wells, Maine, Amtrak Station - 360° panorama (2 days ago) http://t.co/tgOnFy4W Annotated for your convenience! http://t.co/02Uepg6z 14348
Nov 6 2012: The standard dysfunction of youth is trying to do it all—taking on too many obligations and interests until they swamp you. 14349
Nov 6 2012: "The Case Against Marriage" - New YouTube version of my 2-hour 2009 lecture at Daytona State College (audio only) http://t.co/zm312SiG 14350
Nov 6 2012: @Kyoks1 Did it a few days ago, but only because it was extremely convenient. 14351
Nov 6 2012: Attention marketers: Consumers who buy premium gasoline and bottled water from Fiji are the ones to target. Those saps will buy anything! 14352
Nov 6 2012: His Badliness rarely reads actual "books", but this new one by @RhodiHawk is much anticipated. http://t.co/ay4cLT3J 14353
Nov 6 2012: @MinnieGupta What could be hard about it? Stars, stripes, sequins. Texas cheerleader sort of thing. Do I need to draw you a road map? 14354
Nov 6 2012: Self-deception is the gap between what you say you want and what Google knows you want. 14355
Nov 6 2012: Personal Boundaries 101: If you give and give and give, others will take and take and take. 14356
Nov 6 2012: @bybeautydamned The only place to get the truth since the Weekly World News went under. 14357
Nov 6 2012: WWJD s a nice idea. (What Would Jesus Do?) But WWMW is much more useful. (What Would Machiavelli Want?) 14358
Nov 7 2012: Never have to make your bed again! - Use a sleeping bag. (Seriously. And when it's dirty, throw it out and buy another.) #lifehacks 14359
Nov 7 2012: "Aside from love, few activities seem to promise us as much happiness as traveling..."—Alain de Botton <== With about the same track record. 14360
Nov 7 2012: @ControlFreakTra Respect, please! Refer to us as "Your Badliness" or even "Your Baldliness". ("Your Wickedness" is a little harsh.) 14361
Nov 7 2012: "Triage" - First article in my Grand Philosophy henceforth known as "Triology" http://t.co/Y3HHoQ2j - http://t.co/yXkheHQ6 14362
Nov 7 2012: Skydivers, rock climbers, bungee jumpers — Why don't you just shoot cocaine and get your drugs the honest way? 14363
Nov 7 2012: The audience acts so shocked when someone engaged in a death-defying sport actually dies. Gimme a break! Why else were you watching? 14364
Nov 7 2012: Where is the "Clear Election Cache" button? 14365
Nov 7 2012: Regardless of the results of the election, now is the time for all of us to pull together—to ridicule @realDonaldTrump 14366
Nov 7 2012: RT @WSJ: Risky bet 6 months ago - spending heavily on ads to redefine Romney - paved way for Obama's victory: http://t.co/IG550MG6 14367
Nov 7 2012: I will never eat phở because I just can't handle the diacriticism. 14368
Nov 7 2012: Madrid Student Protests, Nov. 2008 - newly uploaded hi-res photos http://t.co/AmH6na5J Sample: http://t.co/sN1hYFRz 14369
Nov 7 2012: Whenever I see "Hand Cooked Potato Chips", I think "Wow, dipping them in hot oil must be really painful!" (Probably Chinese labor.) 14370
Nov 7 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: A raised voice is sometimes useful to get things done, but real anger almost always makes matters worse. 14371
Nov 7 2012: RT @SRQ2U: Darwin never anticipated a plethora of interventionist measures to keep the stupid ones alive. 14372
Nov 7 2012: RT @Telegraph: Seatbelts on planes are pointless, says Ryanair boss http://t.co/j0h5Zfzx 14373
Nov 7 2012: Is happiness worth the cost? The risk when people become happy is they fall into comfortable routines and never do a damn thing again. 14374
Nov 7 2012: If you sing a song about your new lover's supernatural powers, expect to sing another one later about how they let you down. 14375
Nov 7 2012: Before you say your prayers tonight for one candidate or the other, ask yourself this: "What would Machiavelli want?" 14376
Nov 7 2012: In an era of impossible choices, Machiavelli might want his opponent to win so blame could be transferred. 14377
Nov 7 2012: I got a lot of sympathy for stupid people. They got a hard life. I just don't want their stupidity to spill into my world. 14378
Nov 8 2012: RT @TIME: Have a bizarre desire to hear your words in William Shatner's voice? Your wish just came true | http://t.co/dJQ4quGK 14379
Nov 8 2012: RT @TelegraphNews: Communist Party Congress: how it works http://t.co/nLeRnZQp 14380
Nov 8 2012: The core of stupidity is blaming others for problems that come from inside you. 14381
Nov 8 2012: When you stop accepting responsibility for your own decisions, your whole intellectual system starts breaking down. 14382
Nov 8 2012: Woke up this morning as the star of my own horror movie. #mustbethatgypsywomaniranover #butifeelfine http://t.co/pMPSVaQX 14383
Nov 8 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: For everything we do, there is a purpose and a ritual. With time, we perform the ritual and forget the purpose. 14384
Nov 8 2012: @favAuntJulie Thanks, Auntie! 14385
Nov 8 2012: @kcaruso007 I will! Small children are notorious for poking you in the eye. 14386
Nov 8 2012: Robot Adventures! - Shatner and I created this work of art with the Shatoetry iPhone app! http://t.co/PIG0M4th 14387
Nov 8 2012: RT @Telegraph: Bram Stoker: 10 facts about Dracula author http://t.co/5VUYh1Dj 14388
Nov 8 2012: RT @TelegraphWorld: Blog: Britain may have invaded 90 per cent of the world, but we're not hated everywhere http://t.co/o0FmNMYP 14389
Nov 8 2012: This election map sums up American politics: hicks vs city slickers! Hicks have more land, but slicks got more votes. http://t.co/a6qR3DaP 14390
Nov 8 2012: (This map also explains how, when you live in one zone, you may have no hint of the opposition's power.) 14391
Nov 8 2012: The ONLY benefit of Premium gas is helping some cars accelerate. There's NO mpg increase and NO benefit to engine health. #showmeotherwise 14392
Nov 8 2012: Slap a "Premium" label on anything and people with the means will happily pay more for it—"Because I'm worth it!" 14393
Nov 8 2012: All these pillows creep me out. I need only one, not five. Think of all the poor children without any pillows at all! http://t.co/oTjgJyNB 14394
Nov 9 2012: The case against legalizing pot: Drug abusers are excellent con artists. http://t.co/hudtEIhU via @hysell 14395
Nov 9 2012: .@KelleyLPhoto is my favorite photographer on the internets! Her photos are so simple and human, using whatever is in front of her. 14396
Nov 9 2012: Tell me you care and I might believe you. Tell me you "truly care" and I start getting suspicious. What are you trying to sell me? 14397
Nov 9 2012: The trouble with being a god is people expect you to solve all their problems. That's why gods like to keep a low profile. 14398
Nov 9 2012: RT @TelegraphNews Welby will be the next Archbishop of Canterbury, Downing St announces <== Like the White House choosing the next Pope? 14399
Nov 9 2012: Nomophobia — Terror of the modern age! (via @HumanBeam) 14400
Nov 9 2012: When young people "rebel" they usually do it by buying the symbols of rebellion from others. 14401
Nov 9 2012: Skopje, Macedonia - newly uploaded photos from June http://t.co/OrYF9RX8http://t.co/ywtGX4Wb 14402
Nov 10 2012: The Balkans - Photo album index from my visits to former Yugoslavia (2010-12) http://t.co/vfj3XWzKhttp://t.co/9RKD1iuG 14403
Nov 10 2012: @paulmccranie Most of Asia, Africa, South America. Pretty pathetic showing so far. 14404
Nov 10 2012: RT @HypnoticYogi: The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury. -Chaplin, Charlie http://t.co/9mbKk0xT 14405
Nov 10 2012: I've just been unfollowed by an irate Greek for visiting Macedonia 6 months ago. Add him to the virtual friends I lost for visiting Israel. 14406
Nov 10 2012: Macedonia is Greek and Kosovo is Serbian in the same sense that America is still British. #getoverit 14407
Nov 10 2012: For the record, I fully support the right of the South to secede from the Union. #butwholistenstome 14408
Nov 10 2012: I lose followers and FB friends every time I visit Israel. I get no credit, apparently, for visiting Palestine, too. 14409
Nov 10 2012: You shouldn't condemn all Israelis for the actions of their government any more than you would blame all Americans for electing George Bush. 14410
Nov 10 2012: RT @kickstart_life: @BadDalaiLama Incredible. Being Scottish, maybe I should unfollow myself for visiting England repeatedly. Love follo ... 14411
Nov 10 2012: @aristosophy No idea what that means, but you may have just revealed your anglophonia. Canadian, eh? 14412
Nov 10 2012: I have a grudging respect for McDonalds. No chain is better run. Decent jobs for youth. Food of dubious health but what the consumer wants. 14413
Nov 10 2012: Don't blame Walmart for selling junk food. They are not the food police. The consumer chooses the menu; Walmart just displays the options. 14414
Nov 10 2012: @scassell19 How is that even possible? EVERY food is "genetically engineered" and there is no evidence that the hi-tech kind is harmful. 14415
Nov 10 2012: The Innocence of Retailers #1: Whole Foods sells organic food, prominently labels it as such, but never directly claims organic is better. 14416
Nov 10 2012: The Innocence of Retailers #2: Walmart sells many unhealthy and impractical products, but it rarely promotes them. It only "offers" them. 14417
Nov 10 2012: @scassell19 Show me a peer reviewed study where this is proven. 14418
Nov 10 2012: Consumer behavior is based on deeply held delusions. The job of the retailer is not to correct those delusions but to turn them to profit. 14419
Nov 10 2012: If you smoke, Walmart will sell you cigs. If you want to quit, they'll sell you aids. Only thing they can't sell you is self-control. 14420
Nov 10 2012: Every retailer is selling some form of akrasia—the notion that you can't solve your problems without buying a special product. 14421
Nov 10 2012: The "health conscious" consumer believes that by paying twice as much for an organic product, he will be healthier and live longer. #hokum 14422
Nov 10 2012: Consumers don't ask for scientific evidence to support their delusions, and retailers are careful not to provide any. 14423
Nov 10 2012: Homeopathy claims that scientifically insignificant traces of a substance can change health. Many consumer delusions are like that. #organic 14424
Nov 10 2012: If cigarettes are bad for you, are organic cigarettes any better? Duh! Massive proven risk - trivial unproven benefit = massive proven risk. 14425
Nov 10 2012: The danger of organic cigarettes and "healthy" junk food is they relieve you of guilt and make you less inclined to quit. 14426
Nov 10 2012: The magical power of the human brain is being able to compare a massive risk to a trivial one and think they're just about the same. 14427
Nov 10 2012: The danger in letting trivial risks rule your life is they distract you from the big risks that are far more likely to kill you. 14428
Nov 10 2012: RT @TheViewFromHell: @BadDalaiLama I bet people with ANY group-reinforced religious food taboos (like organic) have better food outcomes ... 14429
Nov 10 2012: .@TheViewFromHell Agreed! Believers in the Whole Foods religion are probably healthier—but mainly cuz it's so expensive you don't eat much! 14430
Nov 10 2012: @scassell19 Good! Still not clear, though, that GMO is the culprit or universally bad. There is good corn and bad corn even without it. 14431
Nov 10 2012: .@scassell19 Studies comparing white rice to brown rice found rats fed white rice in worse health. Should we ban white rice? All rice? #gmo 14432
Nov 10 2012: @scassell19 ...which was alreadyvyour conclusion when you first asked the question. 14433
Nov 10 2012: Asking a question does not imply one is prepared for an answer. Usually people just want affirmation for their existing investments. 14434
Nov 10 2012: Kentucky State Capitol on a quiet day - 360° panorama http://t.co/Z6gjucEchttp://t.co/ADK8LFch 14435
Nov 10 2012: Apple's new Maps app for the iPhone is great*! (*as long as you verify every result with Google Maps) 14436
Nov 10 2012: *LOVE* the wildcard feature in Apple's new Maps for iPhone! Plug in a destination and see where you end up! Great for unplanned sightseeing! 14437
Nov 10 2012: Marriage is like two stars in orbit around each other, sometimes as equal partners but more often a black hole sucking the other one dry. 14438
Nov 10 2012: Beware that Communist credo: "From each according to ability; to each according to need." A setup ripe for abuse, even if only two of you! 14439
Nov 10 2012: Having trouble with your pneumatic diverter valves? Check out our new follower @smootco. They ship most valves in 1-2 weeks! #smootsahoot 14440
Nov 10 2012: Thinking of changing my career to some unverifiable paranormal field, like Psychic Advisor, Natural Healer or Social Media Expert. 14441
Nov 10 2012: CEO of pneumatic valve company says, "We need to be on social media. Get on it, Jenson!" Then everyone forgets that Jenson exists. 14442
Nov 10 2012: @crushjunky Thank you! I study the entrails every day. 14443
Nov 10 2012: In comfort, we tend to repeat ourselves—lazy loops instead of movement forward. 14444
Nov 11 2012: Narcissism is cluelessness, not self love. Blind to needs beyond their own, narcissists easily fall for cons and kill good relationships. 14445
Nov 11 2012: Receiving an email from Nigeria offering $1 million, the narcissist is predisposed to believe it, while rejecting more realistic offers. 14446
Nov 11 2012: Colorblindness happens with emotions too. What you can see, they are blind to, and no words can explain it to them. You can only withdraw. 14447
Nov 11 2012: Words are weak weapons in changing personality. Anything you say will be twisted around to suit the delusions of the person receiving them. 14448
Nov 11 2012: Anger is your major defense to prevent bad news about yourself reaching any place within you where it can do some good. 14449
Nov 11 2012: You can't tell a self-saboteur that he is hurting himself. While he may agree in principle that his life is a mess, he resists specifics. 14450
Nov 11 2012: Whenever you talk about changing someone, you are probably already handcuffed to them and your negotiating position is weak. 14451
Nov 11 2012: The only thing that has a chance of changing personality is swift and painful consequences. Words are not enough. 14452
Nov 11 2012: Self-control cannot be outsourced. If a smoker tells you "Take away my cigarettes!" you're a fool to comply. 14453
Nov 11 2012: Trying to help someone with their addiction, you usually become their enabler, and you become addicted to helping. 14454
Nov 11 2012: RT @the_bat: @BadDalaiLama …I've noticed, over the years, that some of my better drinking buddies tend to be former alcoholics. 14455
Nov 11 2012: Beware of generous offers of free lodging. "Free" is usually much more complicated than it sounds. 14456
Nov 11 2012: promisoholic — n. one who compulsively makes big promises, trying desperately to be liked, but rarely follows up on them. 14457
Nov 11 2012: Before accepting a generous offer of help, you must conduct your own analysis to determine if it makes sense. 14458
Nov 11 2012: People's ability to promise things usually far exceeds their ability to deliver. 14459
Nov 11 2012: Promises, to most, are expressions of current feelings, not accurate predictions of future actions. 14460
Nov 11 2012: Your choice: a) "I'm too old to change now." or b) "Time is running out. I have to change quickly!" 14461
Nov 11 2012: "I'm too old to change now," is a fatalistic attitude unrelated to age. You even hear teenagers say it! 14462
Nov 11 2012: The young say: "I've got plenty if time. I'll change later." The old say: "It's too late to change now." So when? 14463
Nov 11 2012: Rare is the person who knows his own capacities and can accurately predict his own behavior. 14464
Nov 11 2012: Is "Bond Girl" really a good career move? After the movie, do those chicks fare any better than the villain's disposable henchmen? 14465
Nov 11 2012: I am moving toward the wall. The wall is moving toward me. Soon we'll meet. http://t.co/AqkgRuDG 14466
Nov 11 2012: British Isles - all my photo albums indexed in one place http://t.co/zlNjnVEm Loch Ness, Stonehenge, London, etc. http://t.co/KIIaAweD 14467
Nov 11 2012: The beginning of the end of Venice? See it while it is still above water! http://t.co/hsPCfkvX 14468
Nov 11 2012: Intelligence can be defined as the number of moves one sees ahead—as in chess. Fools see only the next move. Masters see deep into the game. 14469
Nov 11 2012: Intelligence is the Red Pill. The more of it you have, the more you see behind society's facades and the more unsettling the view becomes. 14470
Nov 11 2012: I have given up on running a Justice League because I can't handle the egos. Give a guy a super power and soon he's a super asshole. 14471
Nov 11 2012: .@BadDalaiLama Now I've offended a FB friend cuz I included Ireland in the "British Isles". Should have just called them the Dreary Islands. 14472
Nov 11 2012: @lawnrocket To Emma from Emma http://t.co/dRhK4dPl 14473
Nov 11 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: DO NOT EAT THE FRESHNESS PAK. (In fact, best not to eat the alleged food product the Freshness Pak came with.) 14474
Nov 11 2012: True Fact: Franz Kafka was a fun-loving guy, not at all kafkaesque. Used to party down all the time with Freud and Kaiser Wilhelm. 14475
Nov 11 2012: Shinto is a pay-to-pray religion. Just show up at the temple whenever you want, drop a coin in the box and pray. Convenient and affordable! 14476
Nov 12 2012: Some people are onions. Peel back each layer and you find more and more depth. Others are shriveled little nuts: two layers, max. 14477
Nov 12 2012: On My Bucket List: Come clean to the American people about my extramarital affair. (Related: Get married so I can have one.) [See Full Bucket List] 14478
Nov 12 2012: Petraeus might have survived had he a) informed the CIA's own counsel of the affair and b) not done it with a psycho bitch. 14479
Nov 12 2012: Twitter: my personal guarantee that I will never hold public office. 14480
Nov 12 2012: Ones early adulthood is filled with cringeworthy incidents where one will look back later and say, "What was I thinking?" 14481
Nov 12 2012: (And, frankly, later adulthood, too!) 14482
Nov 12 2012: RT @ScottSaab: @BadDalaiLama The level of cringe is usually directly proportionate to the level of binge. 14483
Nov 12 2012: .@ScottSaab Binge-free cringe can be just as bad. You can make plenty of dumb mistakes without a trace of drugs or alcohol in you. 14484
Nov 12 2012: RT @GeneV318: @BadDalaiLama in the end every affair is with a psycho bitch from hell 14485
Nov 12 2012: Attention married people: Anyone who would have an affair with a married person is someone you don't want to have an affair with. 14486
Nov 12 2012: Youth is a story of nice-sounding self-centered theories zealously applied to the real world without regard to consequences. 14487
Nov 12 2012: Marriage: quaint, archaic, unnecessary. But if you buy into that shit, expect to play by the rules or pay the price if you don't. 14488
Nov 12 2012: Schadenfreude: a little feeling some of us heterosexuals get watching gay marriage turn into gay divorce just as nasty as ours was. 14489
Nov 12 2012: You can speed in Nebraska at bargain rates. http://t.co/8Kz03aJ0 14490
Nov 12 2012: @BadDalaiLama Speed limit on the Interstate is 75mph, so 84mph seems like a good balance of benefit and risk. 14491
Nov 12 2012: My first published book—a collection of my online essays—is hitting the shelves in early 2013... in Turkish! #notjoking 14492
Nov 12 2012: Stupidity of youth: Young man hitchhikes across the Sahara with little preparation (This American Life, 1999, audio) http://t.co/OWqwWqLs 14493
Nov 12 2012: Old men gathered in the American Heartland discussing the nation's problems. They have all the answers! http://t.co/ZcVMMksO 14494
Nov 12 2012: Protests on Wall Street - photo album from 2008, featuring the Rev. Jesse Jackson http://t.co/2WUGLlmchttp://t.co/iEaxAZzf 14495
Nov 12 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: The bonding ceremony was efficient. The joined couple accepted their fate with stoicism. Musicians were paid. Affidavits ... 14496
Nov 12 2012: "Work hard and never give up!"—as much a recipe for failure as success. A better method is wise exploitation of your opportunities. 14497
Nov 12 2012: "Work hard and never give up!"—the mantra of many a fool. Works hard instead of making hard choices. 14498
Nov 12 2012: The fool hears "No pain, no gain," then deliberately chooses a painful path, thinking success must follow. 14499
Nov 12 2012: Bargains come to those who understand the true underlying need and can separate it from appearances. 14500
Nov 12 2012: Serendipity comes to those who are ready for it. 14501
Nov 12 2012: If you already have your life planned out and committed, there is no opportunity for good fortune to step in and take you elsewhere. 14502
Nov 12 2012: The prairie flies by! http://t.co/IEnJz6MF 14503
Nov 12 2012: Humanity reached its intellectual peak millennia ago and is now on the genetic downswing. http://t.co/SSd1rqup 14504
Nov 12 2012: Humanity may be getting dumber due to lack of natural selection, but smart people will still mate and produce islands of intellect. 14505
Nov 12 2012: The main thing that distinguishes friendship from romantic attachment is jealousy. 14506
Nov 12 2012: It is one thing to defend a friend's honor, quite another to want to rip out the heart of a potential rival. That's no longer friendship. 14507
Nov 12 2012: Romance is inherently more selfish than friendship. You wish a friend well on his own path, while a lover must be focussed on you alone. 14508
Nov 12 2012: You know romantic attachment is over when you no longer feel any hint of jealousy. 14509
Nov 12 2012: Romantic attachment is a neurochemical process nearly identical to an infant's bonding to mother. You expect care and undivided attention. 14510
Nov 12 2012: You wish a friend well when you part, but if a lover leaves you, you hope they eat shit and die. You cry, "How can you do this to me?" 14511
Nov 12 2012: You know romantic attachment is over when you no longer feel any hint of jealousy. In fact, you feel foolish for having ever felt it. 14512
Nov 12 2012: There is no difference in the jealousy of men and women, only perhaps in the modes of its expression. 14513
Nov 12 2012: Romantic attachment uses the same pathways of addiction as cocaine. A better addiction, perhaps, but no less powerful. 14514
Nov 12 2012: @lawnrocket Your tweets on plotting inspired this Skyfall review: http://t.co/fSKcKnFX 14515
Nov 13 2012: My new review of Skyfall. Embracing the flawed hero. http://t.co/fSKcKnFX Hollywood finally figures it out! http://t.co/2ZdbhXXh 14516
Nov 13 2012: I have the greatest compassion for the Common Man. I just don't share his interests or want my fate tangled up with his. 14517
Nov 13 2012: Libertarian air traffic control would let any pilot fly wherever he wants. If planes collide, that just helps pilots learn. 14518
Nov 14 2012: RT @YourAuntLola: Sweetie, there's a time to ask nicely and there's a time to take hostages 14519
Nov 15 2012: @MinnieGupta Cheesecake for breakfast! 14520
Nov 15 2012: @laurenahayes We should all do this. Move to a remote Greek island. Eat olives. Give up our iPhones. You'd survive about two weeks. 14521
Nov 15 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Kant really should be spelled "Can't" because if you followed his rules nothing would get done. 14522
Nov 15 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: When you have a brilliant new idea, you can talk about it all you want, but ultimately you have to show people before th ... 14523
Nov 15 2012: The most remarkable successes are born in failure, because only when we lose everything are we free to rethink the problem. 14524
Nov 15 2012: Adulthood, for most, is merely playing out the dysfunctional setups of childhood. 14525
Nov 15 2012: On the banks of the Schroon, Warrensburg, New York - 360° panorama http://t.co/YuqmBbt6http://t.co/OAYhgw65 14526
Nov 15 2012: Too many decisions, especially in youth, are based not on knowledge but on the blind faith that the current trend will continue. 14527
Nov 15 2012: Life is like riding a roller coaster backwards. You see the trend behind you—up or down—but not the dips and curves ahead. 14528
Nov 15 2012: RT @speedprior: @BadDalaiLama also you vomit a lot. 14529
Nov 15 2012: Creationist question answered: Dinosaurs are extinct today cuz Noah wouldn't let 'em on the ark. Said, "Whoa, dudes, you'll sink my ship!" 14530
Nov 15 2012: Creationist questions answered here. http://t.co/XUBE2idL 14531
Nov 15 2012: World's largest Walmart. I'm there! Right now! Aren't you jealous? (@ Walmart Supercenter) [pic]: http://t.co/q2fWC2XZ 14532
Nov 15 2012: Produce Paradise! (@ World's Largest Walmart) http://t.co/TxzHhgVr 14533
Nov 15 2012: The great spiritual journeys: Mecca, Jerusalem, The Vatican, Benares, Lhasa, World's Biggest Walmart in Albany, New York. 14534
Nov 15 2012: @BadDalaiLama Or maybe Bentonville. 14535
Nov 15 2012: On My Bucket List: Attend an anti-fracking rally at Vassar. [See Full Bucket List] 14536
Nov 15 2012: Where do you stand on fracking? Do you want fracker freedom, or are you like, "Fruck you, frackers!"? 14537
Nov 15 2012: @BadDalaiLama Don't tell me you have no fracking opinion. Am I surrounded by fracking idiots? 14538
Nov 15 2012: RT @lawnrocket: For those of you still waiting to see Skyfall - the REAL theme song for Quantum of Solace http://t.co/SbZ8Wtmv 14539
Nov 16 2012: One of the lessor known endangered species is the fillet-o-fish, hunted nearly to extinction for its unique square shape. 14540
Nov 16 2012: Creativity is taking a multiple-choice test, listening to the options, then constructing your own elegant solution not on the list. 14541
Nov 16 2012: Smuggling drugs in your stomach: undetectable and nothing can go wrong. https://t.co/YmzptE7V 14542
Nov 16 2012: RT @MailOnline: Amid the rockets and the bombs Israeli soldiers prepare for battle... by posting pictures on Instagram http://t.co/eQxyZ7d1 14543
Nov 16 2012: RT @washingtonpost: Good news for #iPhone users who don't like #AppleMaps? http://t.co/lkwn3o0X 14544
Nov 16 2012: On My Bucket List: Fire missiles indiscriminately into Israel, just to see what will happen. [See Full Bucket List] 14545
Nov 16 2012: Jerusalem - new hi-res photos from past visits http://t.co/Db5jiywV Sample: http://t.co/Gf3xFiEr 14546
Nov 17 2012: RT @piratehook3r: I'm just gonna come out and say what no one else has had the courage to admit: Hostess products are NOT delicious. 14547
Nov 17 2012: RT @latimes: Hostess Twinkies, Ho Hos fly off shelves http://t.co/a84yllDi 14548
Nov 17 2012: Forget the fiscal cliff. Are we ready for the looming worldwide Twinkie shortage? 14549
Nov 17 2012: RT @TelegraphWorld: Taliban email list 'made public' http://t.co/33P36mNN 14550
Nov 17 2012: RT @nytimes: Sirens Disrupt the Sabbath in Jerusalem http://t.co/mWMf2gvZ 14551
Nov 17 2012: RT @aedison: Secret Cabal of Jews Controls Israel 14552
Nov 17 2012: Something is an addiction if you do it not for what it gains you but for the anxiety you feel when you don't do it. 14553
Nov 17 2012: Almost every human behavior is a covert operation. Our real motivation for doing it is different than the cover story we give to others. 14554
Nov 17 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Love can be wonderful at first, but we expect too much of it. It can't usually survive the weight of all we ask it to do. 14555
Nov 17 2012: Israeli military in Jerusalem (my photo from 2009) - Young boys with big guns. ... More http://t.co/jHM6Nh15http://t.co/ns6JaFh5 14556
Nov 17 2012: That's me, hanging with the Israeli military at the Western Wall, Oct. 2009. http://t.co/ZbiySWHf 14557
Nov 17 2012: As one who has visited Jerusalem many times, I say there's no safer place to be right now. Missiles from Gaza are only a symbolic threat. 14558
Nov 17 2012: People who have never travelled tend to vastly overestimate how a news event affects a local population. 14559
Nov 17 2012: The difference between seeing someplace on TV and actually going there is in the latter you get to understand what "normal" is. 14560
Nov 17 2012: My Facebook page is not the place for political comments! http://t.co/gdfT1ccg 14561
Nov 17 2012: @AbbigailEva #too #many #hash #tags! 14562
Nov 17 2012: Infidelity may be unhealthy, but so is fidelity to someone who isn't good for you. 14563
Nov 17 2012: @rockerayanne The man is always right, especially when he's the BDL. 14564
Nov 17 2012: The dark side of love is it blinds you to any relationship that might be better for you. 14565
Nov 17 2012: Someone in love is the perfect propagandist, trumpeting the positive aspects of their choice while obscuring the negative. 14566
Nov 17 2012: Ho Ho! Ding Dong! Last call! http://t.co/F34u2KaP 14567
Nov 17 2012: Israel is a sucker for that old schoolyard ploy: "Go ahead, cross this line. I dare you. What are you, chicken? Come and get me, Israel!" 14568
Nov 18 2012: I don't see why everyone is worked up about Hamas. It is merely a paste of chickpeas, although apparently not Kosher. 14569
Nov 18 2012: Israel is gearing up for a big invasion of Gaza. Gonna seize the illicit chickpea fields and put an end to hummus. 14570
Nov 18 2012: Israel has the guns, tanks, planes and nukes, but you can still get its goat by throwing rocks and saying "You have no right to exist!" 14571
Nov 18 2012: Israel can't accuse Hamas of coordinated attacks when it has already destroyed Hamas' command and control structure. 14572
Nov 18 2012: Arms With a Long Reach Help Hamas - NYTimes http://t.co/lHHYzQQG 14573
Nov 18 2012: I don't mean to take sides, but if given the choice I would rather join an Israeli assassination team than a Palestinian suicide squad. 14574
Nov 18 2012: Cover stories let you claim a noble motivation for something you are privately ashamed of. 14575
Nov 18 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: The news is a convenient addiction to distract you from how little is happening in your own life. 14576
Nov 18 2012: The human lifespan? This neat image comes from a business article but has wider applications. http://t.co/yjeuPtRk 14577
Nov 18 2012: (Source of previous image: http://t.co/SfEvYXeK - Not nearly as cool as the image.) 14578
Nov 18 2012: I respect the Common Man. I just want to see that dude sterilized before he does any more damage. 14579
Nov 18 2012: @PjSemo None that I can think of. Pretty bleak this time of year. Full bore winter. Sault Ste Marie? 14580
Nov 18 2012: My final request is to be mummified and entombed in a stone sarcophagus surrounded by my sacrificed concubines. Is this too much to ask? 14581
Nov 18 2012: On My Bucket List: Issue a public apology. [See Full Bucket List] 14582
Nov 18 2012: There are no child prodigies in maturity. Only experience can get you there. 14583
Nov 19 2012: Age is a prerequisite of wisdom but not a guarantee of it. 14584
Nov 19 2012: Love is the process of restricting your own abilities so as to not intimidate your less talented partner. 14585
Nov 19 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: While it is sometimes wise to break the rules, it is not usually smart to broadcast that you are breaking them. 14586
Nov 19 2012: Hanging with my homies in the Israeli Defense Force in 2009. More photos added to awesome album! http://t.co/jHM6Nh15http://t.co/lTQLGgeb 14587
Nov 19 2012: No one in group therapy could tolerate his positive attitude and insufferable lack of akrasia. "What are you doing here?" they said. 14588
Nov 20 2012: The proper way to eat an Oreo is to Instagram it before, during and after. "Attention, everyone, this is the Oreo I'm eating!" 14589
Nov 20 2012: The core of all great art is irony. 14590
Nov 20 2012: Ameliorate the guilt of your wealth with ostentatious displays of economy, liberalism and compassion for the lower classes. #lifehacks 14591
Nov 20 2012: If a remarkable opportunity walks in the door, most won't accept it because it doesn't match the mediocre plan they're already committed to. 14592
Nov 20 2012: RT @aristosophy: There's an unspecial place in Hell for narcissists. 14593
Nov 20 2012: "I feel honored to have been named..." = "I'm better than you because I got this award and you didn't." 14594
Nov 20 2012: RT @afoolswisdom: @BadDalaiLama Opportunities distract us all the time. If we did not allow ourselves to miss the occasional good ones, ... 14595
Nov 20 2012: A region of mixed cultural heritage: on the Waffle House side of the Mason-Dixon but still within the Dunkin' Donut zone. 14596
Nov 20 2012: Anything is possible! ...but the likelihood of most of it is so abysmally low that "impossible" is a pretty good approximation. 14597
Nov 20 2012: Now it can be told! The Prisoner was chased by a lava lamp and a weather balloon! 14598
Nov 21 2012: Today's Walmart purchases are sponsored by the color Green. http://t.co/NWWUtZwS 14599
Nov 21 2012: The main stupidity of youth is following a self-centered theory without regard to facts. 14600
Nov 21 2012: RT @ShitYoungPplSay: Nothing can go wrong. 14601
Nov 21 2012: RT @ShitYoungPplSay: I have a really good feeling about this. 14602
Nov 21 2012: Spy cameras, guns, exploding pens, amazing contraptions seen on TV. Walmart is my "Q". 14603
Nov 21 2012: On My Bucket List: Become the subject of a Silver Alert on the New Jersey Turnpike. Fame at last! [See Full Bucket List] 14604
Nov 21 2012: His one brush with fame was being the subject of an airport-wide page when he was the last passenger boarding a flight to Cleveland. 14605
Nov 21 2012: Little incremental changes in your personality add up over the years until you find you're a completely different person. 14606
Nov 21 2012: Young man, showing off, is thinking: "Look at me! I'm a cool-ass dude!" We're thinking: "What an asshole!" 14607
Nov 21 2012: RT @ShitYoungPplSay: Mommy, look at me! 14608
Nov 21 2012: The Internet can give you ample facts about a place, person or process, but you can't know how the facts fit together without being there. 14609
Nov 21 2012: More information does not imply better understanding. 14610
Nov 21 2012: RT @shitgirlssay: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. 14611
Nov 21 2012: RT @HLMenckenBot: All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him a ... 14612
Nov 21 2012: Sometimes I wish I was a girl so I could wear shoes like these. Makes me sad. :( http://t.co/Uj3qjyci 14613
Nov 21 2012: Everything hip becomes square with time. 14614
Nov 21 2012: You may rest at this highway rest area, picnic tables provided, but loitering is strictly prohibited. http://t.co/zx4hhthx 14615
Nov 21 2012: .@notatooter If I was a girl, I would want glitter and sequins and fur and feathers on everything. I would be the Liberace of girls! 14616
Nov 22 2012: Style, in the arts, is the sugar coating that helps you swallow a difficult message. 14617
Nov 23 2012: RT @roamin: The Making of Stanley Kubrick's The Shining / Staircases to Nowhere / Open Culture http://t.co/PQUbDAaE 17m #watchitlater 14618
Nov 23 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Curiosity is rare in adults because it threatens the assumptions they have already invested in. They will look but not e ... 14619
Nov 23 2012: Dalmatian Coast: Dubrovnik to Split by Bus - newly uploaded photos from June http://t.co/IoGm8ZOkhttp://t.co/bwq7rjge 14620
Nov 23 2012: @LadyFriday Bet you had a Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving. Is Maggie there? 14621
Nov 23 2012: RT @HLMenckenBot: Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. 14622
Nov 23 2012: @Melodramagic Ah, the joys of family! 14623
Nov 23 2012: RT @HLMenckenBot: In the highest confidence there is always a flavor of doubt. 14624
Nov 23 2012: @tommywednesday Tragic to see my country torn asunder in civil war. 14625
Nov 23 2012: RT @TIME: Director Sam Mendes discusses his childhood love of Bond and how it helped him make Skyfall | http://t.co/4douKVT5 14626
Nov 23 2012: Call me old-fashioned, but the traditional ways of revenge are best. You want them to bleed before your eyes. Don't just send an email. 14627
Nov 23 2012: @Melodramagic Ibid. 14628
Nov 23 2012: Material success in youth is usually tinged with the fear that you are really a fake, that you didn't really earn it. 14629
Nov 23 2012: @ranatalus It stops when you can connect all the dots between your ability and your success, so you know it's not a fluke. 14630
Nov 23 2012: Seems like everyone's getting EU bailout funds except me. Why haven't the Nigerians offered me any?... Oh, yeah, spam filter. 14631
Nov 23 2012: I was on an anthropological mission on a primitive planet, but my cloaking device failed and I was forced to assimilate. Very traumatic. 14632
Nov 23 2012: moosophobia — n. the reason Mainiacs always drive with their high-beams on. 14633
Nov 23 2012: In wintertime l'd rather be where the moon is a "U" not a "C". 14634
Nov 24 2012: There is no free lunch in brain chemistry. If you "pep up" by some artificial means, you're going to pay later. 14635
Nov 24 2012: Moosophobia should not be confused with musophobia. The latter just squish under your wheels. The former squish back. 14636
Nov 24 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: True curiosity is unbounded, with no preconditions about where it may go. 14637
Nov 24 2012: Newark to Istanbul, tomorrow. A most AWESOME seating configuration! A middle seat better than First Class! $300 o/w http://t.co/2gX1ozZs 14638
Nov 24 2012: Heading to Istanbul tomorrow. Here are my photos and videos from last year's visit. http://t.co/Bsrfjt41http://t.co/3ZNErBWR 14639
Nov 24 2012: I've seen this chef all over the world! See photo comments for his other appearances: http://t.co/rR55hSJBhttp://t.co/BlA7hKt5 14640
Nov 24 2012: Gaydar, Mormon Glow and a criminal brow are clinically proven! What you can tell from a face. http://t.co/8iFlEvTQ via @laurenahayes 14641
Nov 24 2012: On My Bucket List: Run a virtual metaphysical university. How much work can that be? [See Full Bucket List] 14642
Nov 24 2012: Tonight's lodging. http://t.co/wJIhz0P2 14643
Nov 24 2012: On My Bucket List: Record every trivial detail of my personal life on social media, because I know people are dying to know. [See Full Bucket List] 14644
Nov 25 2012: One thing I am hiding from my personal timeline is my stripper past. I am okay with it, but some people wouldn't understand. 14645
Nov 25 2012: Narcissism is thinking the whole world should be fascinated by everything you do. 14646
Nov 25 2012: Think of yourself as a manufacturer, taking all the trivial details of your life and turning them into packaged products useful to others. 14647
Nov 25 2012: Personal growth is the progressive journey out of childhood narcissism. 14648
Nov 25 2012: When people first gain freedom, they usually indulge in it to excess and make themselves sick. 14649
Nov 25 2012: Open all night, Brooklyn, New York. http://t.co/hciHNfo6 14650
Nov 25 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: Youth is a blissful state of having a high-limit credit card and no down payment required. 14651
Nov 25 2012: One of the most spacious hostels I've stayed at. $35/nt in NYC! (@ Ny Moore Hostel) [pic]: http://t.co/Dnrndg2D 14652
Nov 25 2012: "I wouldn't want to live anywhere else," is a suspicious assertion if you are already heavily invested there. 14653
Nov 25 2012: Meeting Morgan Freeman in Manhattan (this morning) ... More from Manhattan: http://t.co/0S3Cnshdhttp://t.co/5J9HWEOi 14654
Nov 25 2012: Goodbye, New York! http://t.co/nkdxBktJ 14655
Nov 25 2012: My office in Istanbul. (@ Chillout Cengo Hostel) [pic]: http://t.co/udcG0bRl 14656
Nov 26 2012: This hostel has a $28 vomit cleanup fee. Perfectly reasonable. http://t.co/ey6R8efj 14657
Nov 26 2012: Welcome to Istanbul. http://t.co/d3YtyYXK 14658
Nov 26 2012: I have traveled the world and can say, at least, that none can compare with our morbidly obese. 14659
Nov 26 2012: @stevepheby Yes, in a hostel near Taksim Square. 14660
Nov 26 2012: Fish, anyone? ... More photos taken this evening in Istanbul: http://t.co/zMCoFGI8http://t.co/PjZG1v5Y 14661
Nov 26 2012: Experience is a prerequisite of wisdom but no guarantee of it. 14662
Nov 27 2012: "Why They Built The Pyramids... And What It Means For You!" My new philosophy essay from Istanbul. http://t.co/Yt2H1nrDhttp://t.co/HgIlYFRT 14663
Nov 27 2012: Good news: not many rats or mice in Istanbul. Bad news: a serious cat problem. 14664
Nov 27 2012: Istanbul at Night. New photos from Hagia Sophia & the Blue Mosque, shot this evening. http://t.co/zMCoFGI8http://t.co/rVWkeudW 14665
Nov 27 2012: The most embarrassing thing about travel is the clueless, narcissistic Americans you run into. Some people should never leave the country. 14666
Nov 28 2012: Bookstore kitty, Istanbul ... More: http://t.co/1DqrUb0Ohttp://t.co/ltJSkL6k 14667
Nov 28 2012: The view right now from my hostel window. http://t.co/WGt95FiX 14668
Nov 28 2012: RT @DalaiLama: I always try to share with others the idea that in order to become compassionate it is not necessary to become religious. 14669
Nov 28 2012: On My Bucket List: Utter the words, "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die," in a professional capacity. [See Full Bucket List] 14670
Nov 28 2012: Plotting world domination with my publisher and translator. My first book coming soon to a Turkish bookstore near you! http://t.co/dq1n1oFP 14671
Nov 28 2012: .@Nitapink No, this won't be a travel book, more a subversive philosophy work. Our goal is to be Banned in Ankara. 14672
Nov 28 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: The best part of the candybar is the first bite. After that the experience deteriorates rapidly, but you keep eating anyway. 14673
Nov 28 2012: The main human defect: claiming to want something but consistently taking actions that assure it will never happen. 14674
Nov 29 2012: The Good @DalaiLama actually gets a few things right! Posted on the wall of my hostel: http://t.co/31qTAOLy 14675
Nov 29 2012: The great artist can make great art even with inferior equipment. The novice buys the best equipment and still can't do it. 14676
Nov 29 2012: .@BadDalaiLama Turns out the Good @DalaiLama never actually wrote those "Instructions for Life." It was a hoax! http://t.co/oTsxq4GW 14677
Nov 29 2012: "How to Become a Great Artist" - my new essay from Istanbul http://t.co/dvD9EVZx cc: @lawnrockethttp://t.co/HdtFtuMa 14678
Nov 29 2012: Follicular fact: There no bald men in Turkey. I'm a hairless freak here, like some kind of Martian. 14679
Nov 29 2012: If you travel a lot, you don't just gain knowledge about the places you visit but "meta-skills" about anywhere you go. 14680
Nov 29 2012: On the merry-go-round of life, countless opportunities pass within reach. The problem is, will you reach out and grab them? 14681
Nov 30 2012: RT @KilroyCafe: You have matured in social media when you accept an essential truth: No one really wants to know what you are doing. The ... 14682
Nov 30 2012: RT @DSLikesIt: @BadDalaiLama Remember when they actually had "brass rings" you were supposed to reach for? Me neither. 14683
Nov 30 2012: California beach girls may be Sunkist but they're prunes by the age of 30. #uvwarning 14684
Nov 30 2012: "Meta-Skills and How to Gain Them" - Today's philosophy essay from Istanbul. http://t.co/53VBXlwXhttp://t.co/fNp7KT6U 14685
Nov 30 2012: New resident of my Istanbul hostel. http://t.co/6XC7s885
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