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1: 2018-11-13: My new Facebook Note on the contributions of my relatives to the Great War: https://t.co/fVLRezKyWG
2: 2018-10-27: The investors of the world now have a weekend to think things over. On Monday morning, will they shop for bargains, or will they read all the warning signs and bail out?
3: 2018-04-13: Does a bear shit in the woods? Depends on the bear. If he is a polar bear, the answer is no, because he is probably already dead from global warming.
4: 2017-10-31: If I had $1.4 million to spend on men's fashion, I wouldn't spend it on men's fashion. I'd buy a Walmart wardrobe and pocket the change.
5: 2017-10-17: The most unrealistic part of Star Wars is humanity uniting against an oppressive empire. Conservative voters would welcome Lord Darth.
6: 2017-08-16: Trump, I imagine, would blame "both sides" for World War II.
7: 2017-08-01: RT @RobbieGramer: Almost a year ago today, @mollymotoole interviewed Gen. John Kelly, who warned generals to stay away from politics. https…
8: 2017-07-21: There's no better time to visit London! (before Brexit and global warming wipe it from the planet)
9: 2017-03-06: "civilization-warping crisis of public trust"
10: 2017-02-24: RT @Peripatetia: "The people were so warm and generous" is said about almost every country. It has more to do with the traveler's attitude…
11: 2017-02-16: Everything I know about the Boer War: It was either very dull or involved some feral pigs.
12: 2016-11-09: Last night's Colbert was the first shot in the Comedy Civil War of 2016-20. It's comedians vs politicians. You know who'll win the ratings.
13: 2016-10-27: @SwedeninIndia @nainyyearsago Sweden is wonderful—in the summer. In the winter, I would tolerate a little sexism for a warmer climate.
14: 2016-07-22: RT @openculture: Carl Sagan Issues a Chilling Warning to America in His Final Interview (1996) https://t.co/4OFtREgXzG https://t.co/XcL2sU1…
15: 2016-05-31: Memorial Day is when we honor all the brave Americans who gave their lives in all the stupid wars our leaders got us into.
16: 2016-04-10: Golden retrievers make poor guard dogs. If burglars break in, the dog will welcome them warmly and tell them where the jewels are.
17: 2015-12-18: In the Star Wars saga, George Lucas himself is both Obi-Wan and Darth.
18: 2015-12-03: "Putin vs. Erdegon" would be a cool supervillain movie except that it involves NATO, World War III and possible planetary annihilation.
19: 2015-11-04: My parkour career ended with a backflip over the warning tape, a pirouette around the safety barriers and a plunge down the elevator shaft.
20: 2015-10-02: The 1905 Norwegian War of Independence: Norway said, "We don't want to be a part of this anymore," and Sweden said, "Okay."
21: 2015-05-15: RT @cracked: 5 Ridiculous Cold War Myths You Probably Believe - http://t.co/gTfFwKyxP4
22: 2015-04-18: "Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat." ~ Hillary Clinton
23: 2015-04-11: Los Angeles landmarks menaced by Star Wars Imperial forces. Two minute video: http://t.co/2p6gtQFMIZ
24: 2015-02-17: “Warren Buffett calls sugar-based manufacturers a ‘dream business’ for selling addictive products without fear of regulation” @TheEconomist
25: 2015-02-07: When having a nightmare, pull up the system console and type RESET to stop it. Warning: Never type PURGE MEMORY or you'll lose everything.
26: 2014-12-24: He knows when you are sleeping, awake, bad or good, monitoring you without a warrant or court order. Father Christmas or surveillance state?
27: 2014-11-19: WARNING: Voice recognition technology often engenders catastrophic homonymous malapropisms.
28: 2014-10-17: The enabler provides a warm, caring environment where their partner can safely go psycho.
29: 2014-10-13: 20 years ago: Desert Rat #17: http://t.co/Z9sBC2EMwH - Sensor Wars
30: 2014-09-21: Have you heard of the 1905 war between Sweden and Norway? Norway said, "We don't want to be part of this anymore," and Sweden said, "Okay."
31: 2014-08-29: Global warming will have winners and losers. The losers: all the coastal cities of the world. The winners: Denver, Kathmandu.
32: 2014-08-28: Most wars are explained less by economic and social factors than by the ego and personal sensitivities of the aggressor country's leader.
33: 2014-08-28: No one remembers the Spanish-American war and the brave men who fought it. Thank you for protecting us from... the Spaniards I guess.
34: 2014-08-26: Codependency is giving someone a warm, caring environment where they can safely go psycho.
35: 2014-08-24: The U.S. Civil War was a battle of principles: the slavery of the South vs. the sweatshops of the North.
36: 2014-07-31: Israel has a right to defend itself against Palestinians defending themselves. Alas, every war is like that.
37: 2014-07-17: War, crisis and disaster may shift from place to place, but they will always be there whenever you turn on the television.
38: 2014-07-05: The role of the enabler is to provide a warm, caring environment in which crazy can feel comfortable.
39: 2014-06-24: "Harmful or Fatal if Swallowed" — Do thumbtacks really need this kind of warning?
40: 2014-06-02: PSA: Save your meat drippings for the War Effort (WWII Disney cartoon): http://t.co/iy3Jf6lCZK (3-min video)
41: 2014-05-23: More evidence of global warming ===> "Jupiter's red spot is mysteriously shrinking" @washingtonpost
42: 2014-05-19: Public Health Warning: Every minute you live shortens your life by 60 seconds.
43: 2014-05-19: "Do you know the way to San Jose?" Sure. Up the I-5, hang a left on 158 then right on the 101. Warning: iI's a great big freeway too!
44: 2014-05-19: The enabler provides a warm, nurturing environment where someone else can safely go psycho.
45: 2014-05-15: In California, they have warning signs for everything. http://t.co/BCvFFtIBSi
46: 2014-05-12: "Witch-Hunt in Norway: My Tiny Little War with United World College Red Cross Nordic" http://t.co/ZLPz0axNR1
47: 2014-05-11: Don't really know why you need a lighthouse at 6700 feet. To warn the airships I guess. @BadDalaiLama
48: 2014-05-01: RT @Telegraph: Junk food is today's gruel, say doctors as they warn that the “spectre of Oliver Twist” is looming http://t.co/vEp2BbLgaK
49: 2014-04-14: New article on my misadventures this past weekend: "My Strange Norwegian Epic My Tiny Little War with UWCRCN" http://t.co/uTV1XOZRlD
50: 2014-03-28: If your aim is disengagement, use the minimum force necessary to achieve the goal, lest love turn into war.
51: 2014-03-17: Horror movie pitch: Biggest country on earth is primed for an economic meltdown. It has nuclear weapons and a thirst for war.
52: 2014-03-12: Brutal transatlantic cheese wars. @TIME
53: 2014-03-12: The Anglo-Zanzibar War lasted only 40 minutes. http://t.co/xhDYXofukL via @UberFacts
54: 2014-03-10: Cameron and Merkel warn of even harsher words if Putin keeps it up. @Telegraph
55: 2014-03-09: Dear aliens: No contact please! Keep your warp drives. We can't even handle our own technology. We don't need yours.
56: 2014-03-05: RT @TIME: The standoff at Belbek: Inside the first clash of the second Crimean war http://t.co/6M5IlJ3XL9
57: 2014-03-02: RT @DolbyLama: Warm-heartedness gives rise to the self-confidence and inner strength that makes bitches really hot for you.
58: 2014-03-02: RT @Telegraph: Country 'on the brink of war,' warns #Ukraine prime minister - follow the latest developments here http://t.co/Sh3ByKSCTf
59: 2014-02-27: US Civil War tourism usually boils down to "This is where a lot of people died," with nothing to show for it but some fields or woods.
60: 2014-02-06: Consumer Warning: BOGO does not necessarily imply BOGOF. It could be BOGOHO.
61: 2014-01-30: RT @jaydixit: Great film quotes: "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!" Dr. Strangelove http://t.co/6vVuQT6Zgt http://…
62: 2014-01-07: There is no new development in nature or man that can't be attributed to global warming.
63: 2014-01-06: It was the War To End All Wars a hundred wars ago.
64: 2014-01-03: Whenever I think about the horrors of World War II, I try to convince myself that it wasn't my fault. "You weren't even alive then," I say.
65: 2013-12-25: Warmest holiday greetings from HHBDL's embodiment on Earth. http://t.co/XvVee8JzGo
66: 2013-12-24: In a war of peons vs. minions, I don't know who would win, but I'm sure there would be a lot of casualties.
67: 2013-12-18: Warm and sincere holiday greetings are always suspicious when they come from an automated mailing program.
68: 2013-12-18: RT @Neuro_Skeptic: Cold but good beats warmly evil: people value moral character over "warmth" when evaluating others http://t.co/i97dg2ro0o
69: 2013-12-16: Who maintains the monuments to all the wars we are not supposed to forget when all the people who remember them have died?
70: 2013-11-07: Biking to war @ Miniatur Wonderland, Hamburg, Germany http://t.co/5bgKcWFcZz
71: 2013-11-02: RT @TelegraphNews: New book warns liberal Swedish parenting has created nation of 'brats' http://t.co/XG1DPs4mwO
72: 2013-10-28: Yakutians in Warsaw - one of my best albums ever! (shot today)
73: 2013-10-28: Yes, it makes me happy @ The Warsaw Hostel http://t.co/XTXVk8AJuT
74: 2013-10-28: Levitating with a Yakutian in Warsaw @ The Warsaw Hostel http://t.co/cfT2tz5CUk
75: 2013-10-28: Yakutian students in Warsaw http://t.co/AokzZoYQ90
76: 2013-10-28: The grand finale (Yakutian drummers in Warsaw) - 15 sec video @ Pałac Staszica http://t.co/zZdEMZhQkz
77: 2013-10-28: Warsaw http://t.co/PRHcfCHFlY
78: 2013-10-27: Central Station, Warsaw, Poland (today) http://t.co/48bYMkq2kP
79: 2013-10-25: An awkward Facebook chore: Removing warm, glowing photos of couples very much in love, because they no longer are.
80: 2013-10-07: @HumanBeam With your warm hearts and your hot chillies? But look what you've done... http://t.co/VubHXXCaaX
81: 2013-10-07: "Be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful." ~ Warren Buffet via @WSJ
82: 2013-10-06: Time is running out for Nazi war criminal hunters. Got to nab them quick before they die.
83: 2013-09-23: I forget: What was the war we're not supposed to forget?
84: 2013-08-13: ALERT! CONTAINMENT FAILURE! WARP CORE BREACH IMMINENT! EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!
85: 2013-08-10: If the South had won the Civil War, they'd have even more gravy on everything. They have a gravy fried in gravy.
86: 2013-08-06: Your choice: psycho ward, prison or Canada.
87: 2013-07-22: The epic war now being waged in Istanbul. http://t.co/LOomuHDV9Q
88: 2013-07-16: War memorial (video) @ Ladd, IL http://t.co/Tmkgk8x4lX
89: 2013-05-26: In war, perfidy is specifically prohibited by the Geneva Convention. In love, there is no Geneva Convention, so perfid all you want!
90: 2013-05-26: "All of our products come with a lifetime warranty." —casket company
91: 2013-05-25: More have died in battles with themselves than have perished in all the wars.
92: 2013-05-24: The Burger Wars are over! Everywhere I go in America, where McDonalds sits next to Burger King, McD's is packed and BK empty.
93: 2013-05-22: Few remember the Battle of Ouithlacoochie in the Second Seminole war. It's like that unpronounceable symbol that Prince once was.
94: 2013-05-20: I never lived through war, but I am old enough to remember the Rural Purge of 1970-71. Those were not happy times.
95: 2013-05-19: Abandoned Star Wars movie set in Tunisia. http://t.co/Zfmsb2UrON
96: 2013-05-02: Evidently, aliens preferred to visit Earth in the mid-20th Century, after World War II but before cell phones and video cameras.
97: 2013-04-21: If we have a chance to do World War II all over again, let's imprison all the Americans of German heritage too, just be fair.
98: 2013-04-05: Warning to the aliens: Don't expect intelligence in the first human you meet. You'll have to run through quite a few.
99: 2013-04-03: The Opium Wars were all about free trade, right?
100: 2013-03-17: "Pornography online is warping children’s minds." ==> along with television and every other form of entertainment. re @TelegraphNews
101: 2013-02-22: Welcome to the Hotel California. Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air... but it's "medicinal" colitas of course.
102: 2013-02-09: @BadDalaiLama Made a little progress by nightfall but still a ways to go. Counting on global warming to rescue me. http://t.co/X0YUhwaB
103: 2013-01-17: RT @jaydixit: Let this be a warning to any who dare omit the serial comma. #grammar http://t.co/GBn8WaVm
104: 2013-01-16: @crushjunky I warned you!
105: 2013-01-14: @laurenahayes WARNING: Citation may contain substances known to the State of California to cause cancer in laboratory animals. Do not eat!
106: 2013-01-13: Check out @BadLamaFunny. WARNING: Not to be taken internally. Not a medical device. Individual results may vary.
107: 2012-12-25: Always suspicious when the automatic mailing program of a large corporation wishes me "Warmest Holiday Greetings".
108: 2012-12-16: Unless you live in a war zone, you are 1000s of times more likely to die from your own bad habits than from aggressive actions by others.
109: 2012-12-14: “Baby Is It Warm In Here?” A holiday musical from
110: 2012-12-11: Divert the war on drugs to a war of treatment and you'd still have a drug problem as serious as today. Just less crime.
111: 2012-12-11: The war against drugs isn't working, but that doesn't imply treatment works either. Maybe nothing works except personal choice.
112: 2012-12-10: RT @MailOnline: Australian police warn Apple maps 'could kill' after users looking for city are directed to barren outback http://t.co/I ...
113: 2012-11-23: @tommywednesday Tragic to see my country torn asunder in civil war.
114: 2012-11-15: On the banks of the Schroon, Warrensburg, New York - 360° panorama http://t.co/YuqmBbt6 http://t.co/OAYhgw65
115: 2012-11-04: Dealing with trauma gets easier with practice, until world wars and natural disasters are no big deal.
116: 2012-10-30: A thousand photos of World War II can't tell you what happened. Only words can do that.
117: 2012-10-23: Hannibal crossed the Alfs with heffalumps during the First Pubic War, sending a wave of woozles through the drivel of history.
118: 2012-09-28: War can be a terrible experience where you lose everything you cared about, but you usually come out of it leaner, wiser and more efficient.
119: 2012-09-24: The U.S. Civil War was the defeat of the South's slavery by the North's sweatshop labor.
120: 2012-09-24: All of Virginia is a giant Civil War battlefield. You can't get away from it.
121: 2012-09-21: People at war with themselves are ones to stay clear of. Get too close and you'll be caught in the crossfire.
122: 2012-09-20: Being in business for yourself gives you early warning radar to detect the turkeys—self-conflicted clients you don't want at any price.
123: 2012-09-03: Would cocaine sales be any different if a warning label was attached to every packet?
124: 2012-09-03: Manufacturers of addictive products love warning labels. They don't affect sales while relieving them of liability.
125: 2012-08-25: "Brown fat" is a newly discovered system that helps keep the body warm by burning conventional fat for heat... but you got to exercise it!
126: 2012-08-25: A hidden culprit in obesity: central heating! When people are always cozy, their bodies don't need to work to stay warm. #revelincold
127: 2012-08-18: RT @KilroyCafe: If warning shots across the bow don't work, you have to aim for the ship.
128: 2012-08-03: Went swimming in Lake Michigan this morning. Bizarre! The water was actually warm! http://t.co/aMIZK83F
129: 2012-07-27: RT @EkDoTween: Story of Onoda, a WWII Japanese soldier who kept fighting in the jungle till 1974 for he didn't know the war was over. ht ...
130: 2012-07-20: "Crazy" is a mind at war with itself, working against ones own self-interest. Usually involves some paranoia—seeing imaginary threats.
131: 2012-07-20: WARNING - DANGER - PELIGRO (always gets my attention) http://t.co/Wc4m5Ng9
132: 2012-07-19: Crisis A: global warming due to fossil fuels. Crisis B: fossil fuels running out. Doesn't B solve A in the long run?
133: 2012-07-18: When someone is at war with themselves, stand clear or you'll get caught in the crossfire.
134: 2012-07-18: In the 21st Century, soft drinks will be dispensed by electronic machines with video controls. Also no war or poverty. http://t.co/g1knpOpP
135: 2012-07-14: "The end to modern medicine as we know it." ==> Why antibiotics are losing the war against bacteria http://t.co/lQ8SXCcL
136: 2012-07-03: Evil is a mind at war with itself, taking it out on others.
137: 2012-06-17: For the record, I may visit places that sound dangerous, but I never visit real war zones or take chances with my safety.
138: 2012-06-15: Sometimes, the executioner gives you fair warning: "I am going to kill you." All you need is the courage to walk away.
139: 2012-06-15: First leg of a southern Balkans tour. War is still raging here. (McDonalds v. Burger King, Pepsi v. Coke, etc.) http://t.co/AAK4ubQc
140: 2012-06-04: Evil is a mind at war with itself, taking it out on others.
141: 2012-06-04: Addiction is a state of war where you created the enemy yourself.
142: 2012-06-03: You don't need external threats to live in a state of war. You can do it all yourself!
143: 2012-06-03: The most beautiful thing is a mind consistent with itself. The ugliest is a mind at war.
144: 2012-06-03: Smirks, sarcasm and anger are outward signs of a mind at war with itself.
145: 2012-06-02: WARNING: Death Or Serious Injury Can Occur — This always cracks me up. Isn't it actually "WILL occur"? That's life! http://t.co/Q77kpERf
146: 2012-06-01: Love is a state of gentle war.
147: 2012-05-21: Attention white chicks: Tan today, prune tomorrow. You have been warned. #PSA
148: 2012-05-12: "Please Drink Responsibly" — The sort of warning that has no effect on behavior but that allows the industry to claim it is responsible.
149: 2012-05-09: RT @TheBosha: The Civil War didn't end in 1865, it just went passive aggressive.
150: 2012-05-06: .@piratehook3r At your peril! You'll void the warrantee.
151: 2012-04-08: Yes, and he is one of the perpetrators. ==> Pope Benedict XVI warns of 'moral darkness' as he celebrates Easter Mass http://t.co/DwzIAAUZ
152: 2012-04-04: A relationship is a more intimate form of war.
153: 2012-03-28: @xtinewu You have only a Level 3 Clearance. When you get to Levels 5-7, it gets warmer, but you wouldn't be allowed to tweet about it.
154: 2012-03-22: Over a century and a half has passed. I think it's time we forgave the South for their aggressions, atrocities and unprovoked war crimes.
155: 2012-03-18: RT @MailOnline: Heil Hollywood: Hitler's secret compound in LA hills where he planned to rule the world after winning the war http://t.c ...
156: 2012-03-17: @cottonmouth1 @letsgo2thebeach @xtinewu Never been goosed. I guess people find evil warlords unapproachable. Try me!
157: 2012-03-17: @xtinewu @letsgo2thebeach @cottonmouth1 I like my big evil warlord collar cuz it means I can't see you guys squabbling over tiaras.
158: 2012-03-15: .@aaroncajes WARNING: Kryptonite™ attire may promote shrinkage. Do not use Kryptonite™ if you plan to father children. Consult your doctor.
159: 2012-03-09: RT @DalaiLama: Common sense shows you the value of warmheartedness.
160: 2012-03-09: Who is the no.1 victim of crime worldwide, the cannon fodder in every war, forever stereotyped based on gender? It's time for #IntlMensDay!
161: 2012-02-26: A sensible warning I suppose, but it is posted in the MEN's restroom. (@Souplantation) http://t.co/r2NIn5QP
162: 2012-02-12: Heading out from Whitehorse to Edmonton. Hostel manager warns "This is a really dangerous time"—temps near freezing. http://t.co/FmrKYuRh
163: 2012-01-27: The later Star Wars movies left us not even caring about the fate of the galaxy. Heck, there are plenty more!
164: 2012-01-21: Chicken tortilla soup from Chick-fil-A tastes really good and warms me up. #unsolicitedendorsement http://t.co/aQmWSE70
165: 2012-01-18: Beauty tip: For true, warm beauty, you need a little imperfection and the self-confidence to wear it proudly.
166: 2012-01-16: Gonna jog a little to warm up—with pants.
167: 2012-01-14: WARNING: Many a relationship has crashed when the message that went into the cyberspace pipeline came out differently at the other end.
168: 2012-01-12: Fresh new Walmart wardrobe. Not too shabby for $30! http://t.co/Hbzdz8ff
169: 2012-01-10: Stupid male obsessions: sports, war, sex with mannequins.
170: 2012-01-08: WARNING: Seawater contains substances known to the State of California to cause cancer is laboratory animals.
171: 2011-12-29: @xtinewu OMG! That's scarier than playing the violin in front of 10 million people! Pray for no wardrobe malfunction!
172: 2011-12-29: It's sunny in Northern Florida but not warm enough to swim. #firstworldproblems
173: 2011-12-25: My Christmas is so sad and lonely. No family or holiday cheer. Swimming in the warm Caribbean at sunrise in Key West. http://t.co/Uk45nIn7
174: 2011-12-21: A warm holiday feeling (seriously!): No gifts to give or receive.
175: 2011-12-17: Few remember the Gruyère Cheese War.
176: 2011-12-16: Just caught a glimpse of Occupy Boulder (I presume) camped out in the snow at the Municipal Building. Couldn't they Occupy someplace warmer?
177: 2011-12-12: "Come with me Luke. I am your father!" Original Star Wars clip: http://t.co/R9ScFNOy
178: 2011-12-09: Veterans of the Clone Wars, Henricus, Virginia (yesterday) http://t.co/VNvuCuyP
179: 2011-12-08: Civil War soldiers, Henricus, Virginia. http://t.co/FZMiKW39
180: 2011-12-06: Look at how Earth has handled global warming or the economic crisis and you can imagine the political paralysis if aliens landed.
181: 2011-12-01: RT @TheEconomist: Using sticker warnings to deter would-be thieves may actually serve as enticements for them to go ahead and break in h ...
182: 2011-11-29: The root of all evil is a mind at war with itself.
183: 2011-11-22: Casual wheeling and dealing between lawyers and DA. 10 years prison tacked onto 25. Arrest warrants issued. All very light and breezy.
184: 2011-11-21: Evil is a state of war with oneself.
185: 2011-11-17: RT @DalaiLama: Even more important than the warmth and affection we receive, is the w. and aff'n we give. <== Dude could write for Hallmark!
186: 2011-10-27: If someone says "please", I'll probably do it. If they say "please, please, PLEASE", I am wary. Too needy.
187: 2011-10-13: It's not cold chowder. It's warm vichyssoise. http://t.co/gTM9aT2J
188: 2011-10-08: It isn't hard to have "The World's Largest Gift Store": Just build a cavernous warehouse and measure "large" by volume. http://t.co/F6I1cUrp
189: 2011-10-06: In the the year 2084, when mankind has been all but extinguished in the Robot Wars and the few remaining...
190: 2011-09-24: Hollywood armageddon involves alien invasion, viral infection or nuclear war, but the real apocalypse will be economic.
191: 2011-09-22: RT @DalaiLama: My number one commitment is to promote inner peace based on warm heartedness. <== Mine, too!
192: 2011-09-20: The real enemy: In the 1930s, America planned to wage war on Britain. Daily Mail: http://t.co/Euq5UuQ5
193: 2011-09-13: WARNING: Jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge could be fatal and tragic. http://t.co/gLkzJVR More: http://j.mp/oRZWay
194: 2011-07-22: Video postcard: In the airport in Glasgow, an absurd escalator safety warning. British nannyism run amok? http://youtu.be/0WMyGEIz5fA (0:30)
195: 2011-07-15: Steamboat Springs: You can pay $15 for a bland swimming pool, or enjoy this warm corner of the river for free. http://t.co/K1HgH3S
196: 2011-07-09: Requirements for river walking: (1) Disposable shoes and socks. (2) Warm river. (3) Gumption.
197: 2011-07-04: I prefer cold weather over hot. It's easier to get warm than keep cool. (Speaking also for the human species, which is why we lack fur.)
198: 2011-07-01: If drug use is legal but wholesale distribution is illegal (as in Portugal), then you would STILL have drug wars along the Mexican border.
199: 2011-06-22: New AssSaver™ iPhone app warns you "Don't post that, dummy!" at appropriate times.
200: 2011-05-10: Existential Star Wars – Sartre vs. Darth Vader http://j.mp/mwhODa remixed movie via @brainpicker
201: 2011-05-06: Whenever there's a war, who is going to fight and die? The male! We are the cannon fodder of history.
202: 2011-04-23: RT @Sports_Greats: Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records. -William Arthur Ward
203: 2011-04-10: **SOME** lamas only give you positive affirmations. We give you realistic warnings so you don't toast your own ass.
204: 2011-04-07: @Kyoks1 "like with double dip recession and 2 (10+ year) wars?" <== Yeah, kinda like that!
205: 2011-04-07: RT @Kyoks1: @BadDalaiLama like with double dip recession and 2 (10+ year) wars?
206: 2011-04-05: Warning regarding equine activities in Colorado. http://twitpic.com/4h9m2q
207: 2011-04-02: Having a powerful enemy justifies a "state of war" where normal opposition and debate can be suspended.
208: 2011-04-02: World War II was the Golden Age of saboteurs. There were bridges to blow up and agents to seduce. The field hasn't been the same since.
209: 2011-03-28: Everything will change when Zefram Cochrane invents the warp drive in 2063. Can't put the genie back in that bottle!
210: 2011-03-28: Technology can help start civil wars, can contribute to the decline of the "old order", but new tyrannies rise up to replace it.
211: 2011-03-28: Technology can't solve civil wars or poverty or overpopulation or drug abuse or child abuse or most of the other problems of man.
212: 2011-03-26: @laurenahayes To me, the question is whether you want to convey warmth or efficiency. If efficiency is what you want, then @laurenahayes!
213: 2011-03-09: Warning to white chicks: Tan today, prune tomorrow.
214: 2011-03-04: The jerk is unable to tolerate depression—i.e. recognition of his own failings. Jerkness is a last-ditch effort to ward it off.
215: 2011-03-03: RT @charliesheen: In all sincerity... Thank you Twitter community for the warm reception & the followers that helped get me to 1M in 24 ...
216: 2011-02-22: If cigarette packs have warning labels, why not love? WARNING: COULD BE THE DEEPEST SHIT OF YOUR LIFE. (Have a mint!)
217: 2011-02-04: @lolahayes "All is unfair in love and war" <== Not unfair, but different rules than people think. Study your Machiavelli... and Woody Allen!
218: 2011-02-03: Portuguese Man O'War <== I am told by my FB friends (providing immediate feedback) that these things aren't deadly at all. Like a bee sting.
219: 2011-02-03: Swimming anyone? Portuguese Man O'War on Miami Beach. (So there's a reason for you folks to stay home!) http://twitpic.com/3w2opm
220: 2011-01-29: I won't go to Egypt if the State Dept. advises against it. http://j.mp/f67OeR - Palestine is one thing. An active civil war is another.
221: 2011-01-17: Everything changed with Zefram Cochran's invention of the warp drive in 2063. Can't put that genie back in the bottle!
222: 2011-01-11: WWWD—What Would Warren Do? At the peak of the financial crisis, he bought a railroad. How many shares of Facebook do you suppose he owns?
223: 2011-01-11: Pitching a TV series "Models Change the World"—They offer make-up and fashion tips while touring unstable war-torn areas promoting peace.
224: 2011-01-08: In the Civil War, the South's slavery was soundly beaten by the North's sweatshop labor. Victory for human rights?
225: 2011-01-06: Predictions for 2011: Earthquakes will strike without warning, as well as more predictable volcanic eruptions. Many will die!
226: 2010-12-30: Human nakedness (lack of fur) suggests that getting rid of heat was more important to our survival than keeping warm.
227: 2010-12-20: Cool beauty is perfect geometry, detached and inaccessible. Warm beauty is a smile, imperfect but real, that engages the viewer personally.
228: 2010-12-19: History has never known an anarchist who actually improved the world. They're only remembered for starting wars and blowing things up.
229: 2010-12-15: No war was ever won without some strategic retreats.
230: 2010-12-13: Two devastating wars and a shattered economy, but that's not important now. The main thing is, George is looking good and feeling positive.
231: 2010-12-03: "WARNING: DEATH OR SERIOUS INJURY CAN OCCUR" (on car visor) Thanks for the existential advice, but shouldn't it be "WILL OCCUR"?
232: 2010-12-01: Is global warming real? Yes. Can it be stopped? Probably not. Politics demand action, but most of us have better things to worry about.
233: 2010-11-28: The root of all evil is a mind at war with itself.
234: 2010-11-17: Dire warnings on cigarette packs do not reduce consumption. They only free the manufacturer of liability and give him permission to sell.
235: 2010-11-14: Evil, at its base, is a condition of the brain. A mind at war with itself produces reprehensible behavior.
236: 2010-11-08: WARNING: Any adult regarded as "high maintenance" is someone you don't need in your life. Anything you do for them will be used against you.
237: 2010-11-05: If warning shots across the bow don't work, you have to aim for the ship.
238: 2010-10-28: Internal inconsistency is the precursor of violence. When someone is at war with themselves, they will soon be at war with others.
239: 2010-10-14: Most of the wars, feuds and violence of this planet originate with one person blaming others for his own failures.
240: 2010-09-23: Triage is the rationing and leveraging of inadequate resources to achieve the maximum positive effect. It doesn't just apply to war!
241: 2010-09-20: The greatest wasters of human potential are poverty, war, political repression, drugs and spectator sports.
242: KilroyCafe: 2010-11-24: Fashion models usually make poor actresses. The role of the model is to be perfect and distant; the actress, warm and accessible.
243: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-20: RT @BadDalaiLama: The greatest wasters of human potential are poverty, war, political repression, drugs and spectator sports.
244: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-10: Way to go, gays! Thanks to your activism, you can get trapped in lifeless marriages and fight in senseless wars just like the rest of us.
245: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-07: WARNING: Asking people how they are may result in them telling you. (MRT @kristygee)
246: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-02: James Lee: first martyr in the war for better TV. Let us join him! Rise up! WE'RE MAD AS HELL AND NOT... Wait! Paris Hilton got arrested?!
247: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-01: WARNING: Trepanation(tm) should not be used by pregnant women. Side effects may include bleeding and hair loss. See your local practitioner.
248: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-18: The Afghan and Iraq wars were cleverly designed to support our VA hospital system and keep it supplied with patients for the next 50 years.
249: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-14: WARNING: The State of California may contain objects known by the State of California to cause extreme apathy — excessive warning signs!
250: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-13: WARNING: Consumption of alcohol prior to conception can increase the chance of birth defects... and birth!
251: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-16: Pro Tip (travel): Disposable clothing! Buy it at Wal-Mart, chuck it when dirty. End the tyranny of laundry/wardrobe infrastructure!
252: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-11: Tonight (7/11), I'm on SyFy Channel: "Secret Government Warehouses" at 9pm (8pm Central) http://bit.ly/9danHo - My usual Area 51 shtick.
253: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-03: Reply to @wordymouth "How do you get RL? Is that an upgrade?" - RL is HD 3D 360 with olfactory and tactile channels. No warranty, though.
254: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-01: No great fraud can be blamed entirely on deception. The victim also conned himself, ignoring the warning signs to serve his emotional need.
255: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-12: Warning to white chicks: Tan today, prune tomorrow.
256: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-31: Macintosh users have the warm and fuzzy feeling of being involved in a progressive social movement. PC users just get work done.
257: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-27: If warning shots across the bow don't work, you have to aim for the ship.
258: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-13: Good and evil are recognizable qualities in the human brain. Good is internal consistency, while evil is a mind at war with itself.
259: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-25: Insurance makes no sense for any loss you can afford to pay for out of pocket. (e.g. extended warrantees, postal insurance, etc.)
260: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-05: My new Homeless by Choice blog entry: "The Psychology of Keeping Warm" http://bit.ly/cCRvxl
261: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-27: Living in the cold means no survival without technology. Only in the warm can you afford to directly experience the environment.
262: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-26: "What a mother sings to the cradle goes all the way down to the coffin." - Henry Ward Beecher
263: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-23: My new Homeless by Choice blog entry: "How to Keep Warm" http://bit.ly/5LtnKD - Brrrrr!
264: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-15: Global warming is real, but that doesn't mean governments have the power to stop it. The damage has already been done!
265: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-07: Most of the wars, feuds and violence of this planet can be explained by one person blaming another for his own failures.
266: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-03: All things being equal, I prefer sunny, dry and warm over cold, wet and gloomy -- but that's just me!
267: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-22: Advice from the car I'm driving: "WARNING: Death or serious injury can occur." An omnipresent threat but thanks for reminding me.
268: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-20: Internal inconsistency is the precursor of violence. When someone is at war with themselves, they will soon be at war with others.
269: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-28: While Bush will be remembered for an absurd war, Obama will be remembered for eye-popping deficits.
270: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-22: Essential for sleeping in airports/airplanes: warm clothes, light blanket, head covering, foam ear plugs.
271: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-14: No one knows how the Google search engine works - how it ranks pages, detects spam, etc. As in war, such info must always be kept secret.
272: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-07: War is good for the economy! Without so many personnel in Iraq and Afghanistan, unemployment would be far worse. Thank you, George Bush!
273: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-01: Which was more significant: the Wright Brothers' first flight in 1903 or Zefram Cochran's invention of the warp drive in 2063? Explain.
274: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-30: The next Civil War will pit the Waffle House states against the Dunkin' Donuts states.
275: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-14: Did I hear you dissing Walmartania again? This is my country! We didn't fight those wars with K-Mart and Sears for nothing!
276: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-12: If you look too closely at show biz you'll see it's all fake. Real life, with all its warts, is far more entertaining.
277: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-03: The purpose of clothing is to keep you warm and to not interfere with the image you are trying to convey. Fashion has no other calling.
278: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-27: Those health warnings on cigarettes and liquor are completely ineffective in changing behavior. The effort is purely political.
279: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-08: Any food that is unpalatable at a certain temperature (warm ice cream, cold beef stew, etc.) probably isn't good for you anyway.
280: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-03: The Americans invaded Canada during the War of 1812 but were beaten back by the British. Maybe it's time we finish the job! (Eh?)
281: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-28: "Chinooks" are winds descending from mountains, making places like Denver warmer than they have a right to be. http://bit.ly/8tpuI
282: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-24: A POSITIVE FEEDBACK LOOP is when small changes feed back into a system to create catastrophic ones. e.g.economy, global warming. Not good!
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