Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "walmart"

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1: 2014-08-18: In the dystopian future, Amazon, Google and Walmart will consume everything. Oh wait, hasn't that already happened?
2: 2014-04-06: Online grocery delivery service: when you're just too fat to go to Walmart.
3: 2014-04-06: Rowell Walmart in 2009. One-stop shopping for all your alien needs. FB album: http://t.co/lSTNDvXrET
4: 2014-01-29: Bigfoots from Arkansas parked in a handicap space at Walmart in Florida City. http://t.co/Jglwrlndzw
5: 2013-12-25: And on the 359th day, Walmart rested, His windows dark, His work done.
6: 2013-12-22: Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the weather inside is even worse! @ Walmart Supercenter http://t.co/bXGNJqJyna
7: 2013-12-15: In the Christmas Spirit, here is my 2008 classic: "A Walmart Christmas Carol" (sung to the tune of "Silver Bells") http://t.co/lJbFXPd8RE
8: 2013-12-08: Walmartania - my country! Amazing photos from the land of Always Low Prices.
9: 2013-09-11: @laurenahayes OMG, there she is at Walmart! http://t.co/6O4aR3L9k8
10: 2013-08-26: Burning Man — a counter-cultural festival in Nevada in which the entire contents of the Fernley Walmart are transported to a dry lake.
11: 2013-07-17: Patterns of Walmart. http://t.co/zc6FZFUdSP
12: 2013-07-10: @BadDalaiLama Well, I thought I had visited the southernmost Walmart in Hawaii until I discovered Walmart Argentina. http://t.co/gSI2C6txAI
13: 2013-07-10: I have been to the northernmost, southernmost, easternmost and westernmost Walmarts (Fairbanks, Kona, St. John's, Kauai). Such a rich world!
14: 2013-07-03: Essential supplies for a 700-mile stretch without a Walmart. http://t.co/nzcmaIpHOE
15: 2013-07-02: On sale at Walmart, Anchorage. http://t.co/hqVaj668CL
16: 2013-07-02: Mosquito repellent section in Walmart, Anchorage, Alaska. http://t.co/vUGi475mwR
17: 2013-05-30: If you rush to Walmart to stock up on ammunition whenever anyone says "gun control"... You might be a Redneck.
18: 2013-05-10: Dark skies over Walmart. Grand Junction, Colorado. http://t.co/gx1Sm44TBQ
19: 2013-04-17: If you buy a tool at Walmart, use it, then return it for a refund… you might be an urban redneck.
20: 2013-03-04: If you rush to Walmart to stock up on ammo whenever anyone says "gun control"... you might be a redneck.
21: 2013-02-04: Running low on ammo at Walmart in Bozeman, Montana. http://t.co/u4W2wM8a
22: 2013-01-22: Puerto Rico is the most exotic place you can go whilst still remaining within the comforting bosom of Walmartania.
23: 2013-01-10: The pre-Walmart mom-and-pop stores of small town America weren't all that great when Mom and Pop had a monopoly. Never Low Prices.
24: 2013-01-10: That's @bobbyislewis on about 50 screens at WalMart. We know that nerd from our Area 51 days. Nerd's the word! http://t.co/NUpVa4gS
25: 2012-12-25: Much feverish activity at this Dallas Walmart. I do not comprehend your primitive Earthling customs. http://t.co/gBOGZGuv
26: 2012-12-19: A Holiday Tradition! — My "Walmart Christmas Carol" from 2008. Sing it now! http://t.co/jbUXXmQY Tune of "Silver Bells" http://t.co/IUtieJYz
27: 2012-12-15: This Walmart alone probably has enough ammo to kill 100,000. (cc @BadDalaiLama) http://t.co/nvphHoHy
28: 2012-12-15: Cigarettes? No, the ammunition section at Walmart—actually a lot cheaper! http://t.co/jj0Jds9H
29: 2012-12-09: Strange But True: I'm alone in the beverage dept at Walmart when the planet Mars rolls by me and stops for beer. http://t.co/lap8sdVZ
30: 2012-12-09: "Beside Myself" - my 2011 green-screen test. http://t.co/6IXOiTcv (1 min) Budget: 4 hrs+$15 (for green sheet from Walmart) cc: @lawnrocket
31: 2012-11-21: Spy cameras, guns, exploding pens, amazing contraptions seen on TV. Walmart is my "Q".
32: 2012-11-21: Today's Walmart purchases are sponsored by the color Green. http://t.co/NWWUtZwS
33: 2012-11-15: The great spiritual journeys: Mecca, Jerusalem, The Vatican, Benares, Lhasa, World's Biggest Walmart in Albany, New York.
34: 2012-11-15: Produce Paradise! (@ World's Largest Walmart) http://t.co/TxzHhgVr
35: 2012-11-15: World's largest Walmart. I'm there! Right now! Aren't you jealous? (@ Walmart Supercenter) [pic]: http://t.co/q2fWC2XZ
36: 2012-11-10: If you smoke, Walmart will sell you cigs. If you want to quit, they'll sell you aids. Only thing they can't sell you is self-control.
37: 2012-11-10: The Innocence of Retailers #2: Walmart sells many unhealthy and impractical products, but it rarely promotes them. It only "offers" them.
38: 2012-11-10: Don't blame Walmart for selling junk food. They are not the food police. The consumer chooses the menu; Walmart just displays the options.
39: 2012-10-21: It's Yin and Yang: Every visit to Whole Foods must be followed by a visit to Walmart to balance out the tensions.
40: 2012-08-31: Latest camping luxury: Instead of a $10 foam pad from Walmart, a $20 piece of shag carpet. Primo! http://t.co/hHZJKSCV
41: 2012-08-25: I have slept comfortably in a car in the Yukon in winter at -20°F. The secret: 3 cheap Walmart sleeping bags and 2 layers of long underwear.
42: 2012-08-05: Was walking across a Walmart parking lot in Reno when I stopped and ran back for my camera. This is what I saw. http://t.co/r9eSMzT4
43: 2012-07-09: @LadyFriday Duh! I shop at WALMART, don't I? .. My Times Square pix: http://t.co/UiWYKnhp
44: 2012-07-02: RT @TIME: 50 years ago today the first Walmart store opened in Rogers, Arkansas. Here, 10 ways Walmart has changed the world | http://t. ...
45: 2012-07-02: At Walmart in Pecos, Texas, this composition struck my eye. http://t.co/aH0JGxEM
46: 2012-07-01: Walmart Protest: What is the Point? (FB note) http://t.co/hBRjfQKh
47: 2012-07-01: First photos from the anti-Walmart protest in LA's Chinatown yesterday http://t.co/1etZ14pi Sample: http://t.co/4urnzALj
48: 2012-07-01: "Rage Against Walmart" - My 12-min video of yesterday's protest in LA's Chinatown. http://t.co/hsYp3y8V Diving in all the way!
49: 2012-06-30: How are YOU saving the planet? I'M raging against Walmart! Right now! http://t.co/e073C2Ig
50: 2012-06-29: @xtinewu You're protesting the new Walmart in Chinatown. It's just a little bitty Walmart, but it's the principle. Music! Banners! Action!
51: 2012-06-23: Back in the Eurozone—or as we call it, Almost Walmartania. (@ St. Christopher's Inn) [pic]: http://t.co/QsSVa5L6
52: 2012-05-28: In small towns where the cost of living is low, Walmart jobs can be highly respected, far better than what came before.
53: 2012-05-28: It's not like Walmart killed off Norman Rockwell. He died long ago. Rural shopping B.W. generally sucked. http://t.co/dMjTnPzu
54: 2012-05-20: Walmart may have decimated small town merchants, but in countless ways it has IMPROVED the quality of rural life.
55: 2012-05-18: The main reason people shop at Target is it's not Walmart.
56: 2012-05-17: So this guy's out buying mulch at Walmart for his marijuana plants when he gets bit by a rattlesnake. #onlyinamerica http://t.co/L6haBy9n
57: 2012-05-06: Standing in South Walmartania looking across the DMZ at the oppressive Communist regime of North Walmartania. http://t.co/PTNz1VkW
58: 2012-05-02: @xtinewu Indeed, Walmartania can be horrifying at times, but it is MY COUNTRY! I'll defend to the death those Always Low Prices.
59: 2012-05-02: RT @xtinewu: That doritos display is horrifying! RT @BadDalaiLama Walmartania, my country! http://t.co/C5l5VQ3b
60: 2012-05-02: Walmartania, my country! http://t.co/FrfkjG5q
61: 2012-04-23: Reconnecting with my native culture after a long overseas journey. (@ Walmart Supercenter w/ 2 others) [pic]: http://t.co/UJFa2UPL
62: 2012-04-23: Walmartania, my country! (@ Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) w/ 129 others) http://t.co/HpvRogrj
63: 2012-04-09: Walking into a Walmart restroom, this sign stopped me in my tracks. OMG, this can't be the men's room?! http://t.co/A8HSW1Vh
64: 2012-04-04: The best dollar-fifty snack in Walmart! Sort of like smokeless cigarettes for nicotine addicts. http://t.co/xrHNoOwW
65: 2012-03-29: Chips aisle at Walmart - 360° panorama http://t.co/TwIsRk70 For the edification of our foreign friends.
66: 2012-03-01: For your viewing pleasure: Denver Greyhound Station - 360° panorama http://t.co/aaP1oDry (Whose Walmart bag is that?)
67: 2012-03-01: @DefineYellow @letsgo2thebeach But my wings are clipped! I haven't been off the bloody continent in six months! It's just Walmartania now.
68: 2012-02-28: Who at Walmart comes up with these "facts"? Most Americans are overhydrated due to caffeine addiction. (Austin TX) http://t.co/HEwmVdS2
69: 2012-02-24: @xtinewu Those cute little Girl Scouts outside Walmart lured me lured me into a product I would never have bought inside. #soashamed
70: 2012-02-22: Morning at your neighborhood Walmart. http://t.co/gothfRzx
71: 2012-02-17: Now I'm no patriot, but it's kinda nice to be back in my own country, South Walmartania. (@ U.S. \ Canada Border) http://t.co/FO59FI8b
72: 2012-02-14: I just experienced the biggest Walmart gap in North America—AND SURVIVED! http://t.co/oDCBeFFN
73: 2012-02-14: Fort St. John — First Walmart in 825 miles. That's how wild the Alaska Highway is! (@ Wal-Mart) [pic]: http://t.co/u1E2oncO
74: 2012-02-10: Bright lights. Big city. Fast food. Walmart. Manhattan of the Yukon! (@ Whitehorse) [pic]: http://t.co/tHtcWQMx
75: 2012-02-08: Genuine Chinese-made Alaska souvenirs at Walmart. http://t.co/iaY7nZ3u
76: 2012-01-12: Fresh new Walmart wardrobe. Not too shabby for $30! http://t.co/Hbzdz8ff
77: 2012-01-07: @xtinewu Welcome back to Walmartania! We missed you!
78: 2011-12-28: Your morning Walmart moment: OCD illustrated (not only the TP but declining to remove it after use) http://t.co/QHS0vsRb
79: 2011-12-26: Your morning Walmart moment — Two exciting new magazines: Ground Beef and Comfort Food! http://t.co/7eQlcoch
80: 2011-12-23: Would anyone care about Dom Perignon if it sold for $5 at Walmart? Of course not! That's the definition of a Verblen good.
81: 2011-12-23: @laurenahayes Saks is a ZOO http://t.co/1uQxgfV0 <== God, yes! It's worse than Walmart!
82: 2011-12-21: In the checkout line at Walmart White Plains - partial panorama http://t.co/FXNHD6Qc
83: 2011-12-21: Trapped in line in the Walmart from Hell, White Plains. Watching poor people buy shit. Tons and tons of advertised shit for Xmas. So sad.
84: 2011-12-13: RT @MJMcKean: If unions are so great, why don't they carry them at WalMart?
85: 2011-12-12: Unless you're some kind of crazy autistic who likes to collect such things, I've been to more Walmarts than you have. #justsaying #notcrazy
86: 2011-12-11: Your morning Walmart moment: Black is Back. (may cause gum disease and tooth loss) http://t.co/5624IRb1
87: 2011-12-11: ... Could have slept in the Everglades but chose the middle of a Walmart parking lot. Same refreshing tropical air but no mosquitoes.
88: 2011-12-07: Every Walmart is ever-so-slightly different, and therein lies the pleasure for the Walmart connoisseur.
89: 2011-12-07: No Walmart here. It's as primitive as Gilligan's Island! (@ Sanibel Island Lighthouse and Beach) http://t.co/vuv9zbfA
90: 2011-12-03: Podiatric solicitation in a Walmart restroom. http://t.co/TIWB3mxN
91: 2011-12-02: RT @Kyoks1: "@davidrock101: Wild infographic on Walmart: http://t.co/0YnhixRB"☇ cc @BadDalaiLama
92: 2011-11-27: Everyone who loves Walmart, raise your hand! http://t.co/z38QnAyb
93: 2011-11-27: People have their comfort zone, their home base, their touchstone. For me it is... Walmart! #seriously #youthinkimcrazy #travelinglife
94: 2011-11-23: I found Jesus in a Walmart restroom. http://t.co/a89prS0q
95: 2011-11-23: Walmart, El Reno, Oklahoma: Two pimply-faced teens, boy and girl, both wearing braces, smooching in front of the Trojan condom display.
96: 2011-11-20: Today is like Black Friday all over Walmartania. All the Walmart parking lots are full, so all must be right with the world.
97: 2011-11-20: Another Walmart-related fatality. http://t.co/1dRKD9N3
98: 2011-11-08: Weird discovery just now in a Walmart restroom in Bakersfield, California. http://t.co/KnSTMIJm (photo & text)
99: 2011-11-06: A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step... followed by Starbucks, Walmart, McDonalds... Whew! Long road ahead!
100: 2011-11-04: Sweetwater, Texas, 10:22am — First rockabilly rendition of "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer" heard in Walmart. The seasons are achangin'!
101: 2011-11-01: Good morning, Walmart. I love you! http://t.co/v1Qtholl
102: 2011-10-29: Our recent tweet essays: Walmarts I Have Known http://t.co/ZKM580BT Marriage http://t.co/TlPoyYGb Songwriting http://t.co/QuN5dGeJ
103: 2011-10-26: Obesity rate in America: 33.8%. Obesity rate at a typical Walmart: 44.2%. Obesity rate at a typical Walmart in the South: 72.4%.
104: 2011-10-25: @xtinewu LOL! I see. Walmart people.
105: 2011-10-22: Many Walmarts make fine campgrounds, either in a vehicle or in grass nearby. See my patented Supercenter Camping Method http://t.co/SfYDsNGQ
106: 2011-10-22: Walmarts I Have Known #11: Exton, Pennsylvania - With an authentic grain silo. http://t.co/JSti1U27
107: 2011-10-22: Multiple story Walmarts have "cart escalators". http://t.co/9Xl46aL3 (I've experienced them in Salt Lake City and Southern California)
108: 2011-10-22: The easternmost Walmart in North America is in St. John's, Newfoundland. (I've been there, but before the store.) Map: http://t.co/2U7rSJ0C
109: 2011-10-22: The biggest Walmart on the planet is in Albany, NY (a notable oversight in my travels) http://t.co/pSTjas0Z - Check out the "cartscalator"
110: 2011-10-22: Walmarts I Have Known #10: Windsor, Ontario - Offering this adorable family restroom: http://t.co/S0Ol8W6P
111: 2011-10-22: Walmarts I Have Known #9: Islip, New York - Please, only two boxes of ammunition per customer! http://t.co/w9KnDEnu
112: 2011-10-22: Walmarts I Have Known #8: Salt Lake City, Utah - Both snow and seagulls in the parking lot. http://t.co/rTySnGJ5
113: 2011-10-22: Walmarts I Have Known #7: Roswell, New Mexico. For all your extraterrestrial needs. Full album: http://t.co/H6exxfwm
114: 2011-10-22: Walmarts I Have Known #6: Kauai, Hawaii. Best selection of Chinese-made Hawaiian souvenirs! http://t.co/WXGstmsM
115: 2011-10-22: Walmarts I Have Known #5: Big Island, Hawaii. Southernmost Walmart in the USA. http://t.co/AnZDjY3t
116: 2011-10-22: Walmarts I Have Known #4: Walmart of the Yukon! I've visited in both summer and winter. http://t.co/OmkKiae7
117: 2011-10-22: Walmarts I Have Known #3: Florida City, Florida. Southernmost Walmart in the continental US (excluding Hawaii). http://t.co/JFXGxwLN
118: 2011-10-22: Walmarts I Have Known #2: Parkesburg, Pennsylvania offers covered parking for Amish buggies. http://t.co/pPRlzmb2
119: 2011-10-22: Walmarts I Have Known #1: Fairbanks, Alaska. The world's northernmost (and 2nd largest in floor area). http://t.co/nasZY31c
120: 2011-10-14: Headline news from the Eastern Shore: Woman caught stealing receives the ultimate penalty: BANNED FROM WALMART! http://t.co/dDmq0WpL
121: 2011-10-10: (Not to be confused with "Octopi Walmart". That would be cephalopodic!)
122: 2011-10-10: Occupy Walmart!
123: 2011-10-08: St. Robert, Missouri — Walmart provides free scooters to fat people so they can buy more food. http://t.co/cTumuG0n
124: 2011-09-17: The brands upon which my lifestyle depends: Walmart, Motel 6, Golden Corral, Dollar Tree, Verizon, Apple, US Interstate Highway System.
125: 2011-08-04: On My Bucket List: Become so morbidly obese that I get to run around Walmart on those cool electric shopping scooters.
126: 2011-07-07: The shoes that took me to Egypt and back BUSTED after < 30 days. Should I take them back to Walmart and get my $14 back? http://t.co/GLN4jqI
127: 2011-07-04: Camping equipment consists of a $10 Walmart sleeping bag on a $5 tarp. Both will be jettisoned in the morning.
128: 2011-07-03: Without the People of Walmart, how would our species propagate? No other population is more fecund.
129: 2011-06-25: I'm back in Walmartania—my country. Land of 24-Hour Savings and Always Low Prices.
130: 2011-05-15: A Walmart parking lot amenity you find only in Pennsylvania: a hitchin' post for your horse and buggy. http://t.co/hhzQKqr
131: 2011-05-12: Trailer Trash Parenting 101: Your child is crying in Walmart, what to do? Whack him hard and tell him to shut up. That always works.
132: 2011-04-04: For harmony in polite social situations, it is best not to discuss politics, religion or Walmart.
133: 2011-04-02: Homeless Tip: Wherever you have Walmart, you have lodging. Buy a sleeping bag and tarp and camp in the field behind the store.
134: 2011-03-29: Compare Walmart's price for bread in Portland, Maine, to Big Save in Lihue, Kauai. http://twitpic.com/4elw1v
135: 2011-03-29: His Holiness travels from Walmart to Walmart, bringing a message of peace. This one: Portland, Maine (right now!) http://twitpic.com/4eh7jy
136: 2011-03-19: Another pair of Walmart shoes sacrificed to Nature. http://t.co/rbYClgN
137: 2011-03-18: Traditional island life in Hawai'i revolves around three sacred sites: Walmart, Costco and Mcdonalds—the only places you can get a bargain!
138: 2011-03-17: .@GraceWelch "how much is a gallon of milk now?" <== $4.29 at Walmart. Probably much higher elsewhere. Even Walmart prices are depressing!
139: 2011-03-17: Lihue Walmart: your source for genuine Hawaiian souvenirs—made in China. http://t.co/RSvEW5w
140: 2011-03-17: The Kauai bus system. This will serve my transportation needs tomorrow. 50 cents to Walmart. $2 to Hanalei! http://t.co/EryyWnb
141: 2011-03-12: Which is proper? (A) Walmart is a retailer. (American) or (B) Walmart are a retailer. (British) — If retailer is singular, why not Walmart?
142: 2011-03-11: This is so wrong! From the Walmart hunting dept: "Special Golden Estrus". Talk about your siren songs! http://t.co/K7w3yeO
143: 2011-02-22: Shopping at Walmart may be wrong, since it draws on sweatshop labor, but is NOT shopping there any better—putting those people out of work?
144: 2011-02-20: Back in Walmartania now. I love my country and it's Always Low Prices! http://j.mp/bHgl2w (patriotic FB photos)
145: 2011-01-31: Unique regional signage on the edge of the Walmart parking lot. Translation: Do not walk your little dog here! http://twitpic.com/3v9ptk
146: 2011-01-31: Homeless Tip: Camping soap (Walmart sports dept) also works in salt water, so while swimming in the tropics you can also bathe.
147: 2011-01-26: Family restroom at Walmart. http://twitpic.com/3tjwru
148: 2011-01-25: Between Amarillo and Albuquerque is a 280-mile Walmart-free zone. I now understand the hardships the pioneers had to face.
149: 2011-01-16: AD 2025—I am alone on this planet except for the zombies. The virus has killed everyone with a brain. Note to self: Buy shotgun at Walmart.
150: 2011-01-15: So which is better: Venice, Italy; Venice, California or Venice, Florida? (Hint: Only one has a Walmart Supercenter.)
151: 2011-01-14: At Walmart I like to go in the Exit doors just to assert my individuality.
152: 2010-12-28: @GisforGangstaa "What do you expect at 4am? Let alone Walmart?" <== The source of nearly all my supplies, except food. 4am = jetlagged.
153: 2010-12-28: MACEDONIA, OHIO — Wandering Walmart at 4am in search of food. Alas, they only have "processed food product". http://twitpic.com/3kh548
154: 2010-12-17: A holiday self-portrait. Walmart, Lumberton, NC. http://twitpic.com/3gsnz4
155: KilroyCafe: 2011-01-05: At the peak of my fame (in the 1990s), I couldn't wear an Area 51 t-shirt or people would spot me in Walmart and tell me their UFO story.
156: KilroyCafe: 2010-11-21: Whitehorse resembles any town in the US Snowbelt, with Walmart and other big box stores and a Mayberry downtown. Population 20k!
157: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-24: help! pepsi tragedy! spilled on keyboard. can only type w on-screen keypad. need ext keyboard! pls pick up at walmart. send to me in zagreb
158: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-11: In the spirit of the season, here is my "Wal-Mart Christmas Carol" walmartxmas>http://bit.ly/walmartxmas - Sung to the tune of "Silver Bells"
159: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-26: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Never too early to flog my "Wal-Mart Christmas Carol" walmartxmas>http://bit.ly/walmartxmas
160: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-14: Did I hear you dissing Walmartania again? This is my country! We didn't fight those wars with K-Mart and Sears for nothing!
161: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-15: I am a citizen of Walmartania. Born and raised here. I'm not always proud of it, but it's my country.
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