Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "travel"

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1: 2018-05-28: When the Marty McFlys of the future travel back in time they will be doing it in a Tesla, an iconic car brand that went bust back in 2019.
2: 2018-03-16: Quito, Ecuador - Glenn Campbell’s Travel Notes
3: 2018-02-24: My travel notes on Medellin, Colombia: #Medellin
4: 2018-02-21: My travel notes on #Bogota Colombia - Just about the most perfect climate I have encountered on Earth.
5: 2017-12-18: On My Bucket List: Engage in a number of difficult-to-attain activities, typically involving travel, that are socially symbolic but intellectually superficial.
6: 2017-09-03: Lessons of travel: Speaking many languages or visiting many countries does not prove that someone is wise.
7: 2017-07-20: Cruises and resorts are the junk food of travel.
8: 2017-06-19: My advice on visiting Africa after six weeks of travel there. Blog entry on Facebook:
9: 2017-06-15: Addis Ababa, Ethiopia - My observations and travel advice at the conclusion of my 3-day visit there
10: 2017-06-12: Impressions of Nairobi after 48 hours. My advice for travellers: #Kenya
11: 2017-06-07: Traveling in Africa teaches you that whatever trauma or misfortune you may have experienced in your own life, it ain't nothing.
12: 2017-05-20: Take an elevator from the top of the tower to the bottom: no problem. Jump: big problem. It's not the distance traveled but how it happens.
13: 2017-04-20: Anyone who pays for First Class isn't much of a traveler, because you can always afford to go much farther if you fly coach.
14: 2017-04-14: California has airports named after John Wayne and Bob Hope, but at this point how many travelers can even name any of their movies?
15: 2017-04-11: 🇦🇲 "Visiting Mother Armenia in Yerevan" - my new travel video on YouTube (4 min) - shot in June 2016 but edited now
16: 2017-03-29: The most far-fetched thing about The X-Files. Mulder & Scully travel the country as FBI agents yet NEVER HAVE TO FILL OUT EXPENSE REPORTS.
17: 2017-03-20: RT @Peripatetia: Nervous traveler at the Boston airport (today).
18: 2017-03-18: Travel, for me, is a series of progressive steps, starting with walking to the end of my block all by myself…
19: 2017-02-24: RT @Peripatetia: "The people were so warm and generous" is said about almost every country. It has more to do with the traveler's attitude…
20: 2017-02-22: Travel is the process of turning your exotic, idealized vision of a place into a routine and boring reality.
21: 2017-02-15: Travel in the Third World is stressful. When you know the people you meet are desperately poor, it's hard to know how much to do for them.
22: 2017-01-12: "The best video I have seen so far about anything of Kazakhstan" - My travel show from Almaty passes 5000 views.
23: 2016-11-08: "A Day at Mt. Olympus, Greece" - My new 8-minute travel video.
24: 2016-10-26: One minute Instagram promo for my new travel show from Kazakhstan.
25: 2016-10-26: "Four Days in Almaty, Kazakhstan" - my new half-hour YouTube travel show. Shot in June but released today.
26: 2016-07-25: In the latest Star Trek movie, the crew of the Enterprise travels back in time to try to stop William Shatner from being cast as James Kirk.
27: 2016-04-22: RT @Peripatetia: Visiting the Russian border – Part 2 of my forthcoming travel video on Northern Norway (shot 1…
28: 2016-04-06: RT @Peripatetia: A 2010 visit to "Sniper Alley", formerly the most dangerous place to travel in Sarajevo. https://t…
29: 2015-11-19: @Kyoks1 50% of my time spent traveling, the other 50% spent updating Facebook.
30: 2015-11-11: RT @Peripatetia: "A Stroll Down Penny Lane, Liverpool" - My new 7-minute travel video, released today.
31: 2015-05-25: I highly recommend Germany as a travel destination. There's an Oompah band and they sell Wienerschnitzel. Best attraction at EPCOT!
32: 2015-05-03: Contrary to rumors circulating about me, I am not a Time Lord. I travel only in space, not time. My sonic screwdriver only screws in screws.
33: 2015-02-14: Condé Nast Traveler is the Playboy of travel magazines, an airbrushed fantasy no man can actually possess.
34: 2014-12-12: RT @motherboard: Travelers found a really strange planet—it's called Iceland:
35: 2014-10-31: The Travel Paradox: When you see the photos you say, "This is amazing!" but when you actually go there it's no big thing.
36: 2014-09-04: RT @Peripatetia: Lady behind the counter at the Jesus Christ Is Lord Travel Center, Amarillo, Texas (Oct ... http://…
37: 2014-08-24: RT @Peripatetia: I don't do extreme sports or Third World travel, but I will do extreme homelessness if circumstances call for it. #sleepan…
38: 2014-07-28: Q: Traveling in the remote Andes where there are no roads, what are you going to pack?
39: 2014-07-01: RT @Peripatetia: My foreign travel comfort zone is this: If a culture can support McDonalds franchises, I'll go there. No McDonalds, no go.
40: 2014-06-08: This Twitter is splitting asunder! All travel photos now go directly to @Peripatetia, not here. Explanation:
41: 2014-06-08: Thinking of splitting this feed into two: @Peripatetia for all new travel photos, @BadDalaiLama for everything else. What do you think?
42: 2014-06-07: I hate the sun. You can't find a more disagreeable light source. As a photographer and traveler, if I could cover it with clouds, I would.
43: 2014-05-21: What travel most teaches me about travel is that the travel brochures are bullshit.
44: 2014-01-15: Just our photos and tweets on travel with none of the philosophy crap: @Peripatetia
45: 2014-01-11: The biggest barrier to space travel is not space but all the debris we have already put into space that is destined to smack us in the ass.
46: 2013-12-11: The most interesting experience in foreign travel is being able to size people up without knowing their language. Nonverbal cues are enough.
47: 2013-12-08: There comes a point where adventurous travel becomes foolhardy. I crossed that boundary when I stepped into Egypt.
48: 2013-12-06: Browsable/searchable archive of my tweeted travel photos:
49: 2013-12-04: You travel the galaxy, fight the evil empire, restore order to the universe, then return home only to find nothing has changed.
50: 2013-11-17: Eastern Europe is cool! Just as civilized, safe and accessible as Western Europe, but far cheaper and with fewer rules. #traveltip
51: 2013-11-16: Please have patience with me. Instead of telling sex jokes, I post travel pics.
52: 2013-11-03: Money saving tip when traveling in Scandinavia: Don't eat.
53: 2013-10-08: Browse just my photo and travel tweets here - Photos displayed!
54: 2013-08-27: TIME TRAVELER ALERT! Your future self has a message for you: "You're an idiot! How could you get us into this mess?"
55: 2013-07-18: How to delete tourists from your travel photos in Photoshop — really useful! (via @sheephogan)
56: 2013-07-04: "Oh, you're visiting _____? Be sure to eat at _____!" — Best advice to ignore. Are you going to travel or eat?
57: 2013-06-28: @BadDalaiLama Lots of good travel advice here too.
58: 2013-06-26: Over half of Americans do not have a passport, but frankly we wouldn't want those people traveling anyway.
59: 2013-06-24: Southeast USA travel advice—Don't try to sleep in a car in the South in the summer. You'll die of heat/humidity/bugs.
60: 2013-06-21: The wonder of a Travel Map is you can visit one city for one hour and claim you know the whole country. e.g.
61: 2013-06-12: The most important lessons you learn in foreign travel are all ways humans are the same.
62: 2013-06-10: The trouble with traveling with companions is you carry your culture with you and interact less with the one you are visiting.
63: 2013-06-09: Hoarders Without Borders — addiction support group for international travelers who can't stop buying tacky souvenirs.
64: 2013-06-09: Santorini is overrun by bonded humans traveling in packs of two. Kind of pathetic sometimes. Can't they do anything alone?
65: 2013-06-07: A city is neither beautiful nor ugly. It just "is". Your job as a traveler is not to judge it but to understand it on its own terms.
66: 2013-06-04: Don't interrupt me during travel planning. You wouldn't annoy Beethoven while he is writing a symphony, would you?
67: 2013-05-16: Travel Tip: If you dress for the tropics on the plane to the tropics, you'll freeze to death before you get there.
68: 2013-05-16: If you traveled back in time to show the Romans your fancy new technology, you couldn't show them a damn thing because—Duh!—no internet!
69: 2013-05-12: Our travel-only feed has been renamed to @Peripatetia (formerly @BadLamaTravel). This was our first Twitter name back in 2009.
70: 2013-05-07: Middle East travel advice: Israel is safe and cheap. Go! Egypt is very cheap but not safe. No law and order in Egypt. Do not go!
71: 2013-04-10: Traveler's Tip: For the best view out a plane window, sit on the side away from the sun. That's usually the north side of the aircraft.
72: 2013-04-09: Fun tip for travelers: In a pinch, you can wash with diet soda! It isn't sticky and leaves no residue.
73: 2013-04-07: Created yet another BDL retweet account: @BadLamaTravel - Just photos and travel tweets, past & present.
74: 2013-03-25: Some of the world's best travel photos: on my public Facebook timeline... always! Anyone can follow.
75: 2013-03-21: In all my travels, 'ere all the globe, I have found no greater melting pot of cultures than Jackson Heights, Queens.
76: 2013-03-09: Lonely travelers (Tampa, 3 hours ago)
77: 2013-02-08: The joy of traveling alone is being able to change plans instantly, no negotiation required.
78: 2013-02-06: "That’s the wonderful thing about foreign travel, suddenly you are five years old again..." Quote: via @AbbigailEva
79: 2013-02-04: My Best Overseas Travel Photos (outside North America) 2007 to present.
80: 2013-02-03: My best North America travel photos:
81: 2012-12-30: RT @KilroyCafe: "The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready." -- Henry D ...
82: 2012-12-06: Satellite Street, Istanbul. ... and more Best Travel Photos
83: 2012-11-29: If you travel a lot, you don't just gain knowledge about the places you visit but "meta-skills" about anywhere you go.
84: 2012-11-28: .@Nitapink No, this won't be a travel book, more a subversive philosophy work. Our goal is to be Banned in Ankara.
85: 2012-11-28: The most embarrassing thing about travel is the clueless, narcissistic Americans you run into. Some people should never leave the country.
86: 2012-11-26: I have traveled the world and can say, at least, that none can compare with our morbidly obese.
87: 2012-11-17: People who have never travelled tend to vastly overestimate how a news event affects a local population.
88: 2012-11-07: "Aside from love, few activities seem to promise us as much happiness as traveling..."—Alain de Botton <== With about the same track record.
89: 2012-11-03: As long as you avoid Xmas, check your favorite travel site for these fares <$700 r/t: NYC-IST, NYC-HEL, NYC-BER, NYC-Moscow (visa rqd)
90: 2012-11-03: Travel Tip: Cheapest way to hop the Pond remains NYC-Berlin (<$700 r/t, either way!). Upon landing: EasyJet (Berlin) or Megabus (NYC).
91: 2012-10-30: Surround me with free alcohol, drugs, television, video games & fine cuisine—I'll have no interest. Tempted only by travel and rich snacks.
92: 2012-10-30: Woke up this morning with a flash of travel insight: Let's NOT visit Moscow in the winter!
93: 2012-10-28: Hypothesis: For a strong immune system and better health, use public restrooms, travel a lot and seek random human contact.
94: 2012-10-24: Getting lost, ripped off and delayed is all part of the experience of travel. If you can't handle it with grace you should never leave home.
95: 2012-09-26: New travel blog entry: "Moscow Dreams: How to Apply For A Russian Visa (In Theory)"
97: 2012-09-26: Before I travel, I plan only where I will stay and how I will get there. I don't plan my sightseeing or read a guidebook. That's TMI.
98: 2012-09-26: Experience as a traveler is knowing what you need to plan and what you should leave to the winds.
99: 2012-09-26: In travel as in life, don't overplan. You need a skeleton structure, but there are many things you can't know until you get there.
100: 2012-09-26: Travel Spontaneity Overrated via @EkDoTween <== I say plan only the basics: where you will stay and how to get there.
101: 2012-09-23: "Washington, D.C.—Best Transportation Hub in USA!" - Travel advice, written this morning.
102: 2012-09-10: The more you travel, the smaller the world becomes.
103: 2012-09-10: The main danger to you while traveling in most foreign countries is you get drunk and take foolish risks.
104: 2012-08-29: I am one of the few people on the planet who have traveled the full length of Bucksnort Road.
105: 2012-08-12: Tours and luxury travel separate you from your destination with a layer of glass—like visiting an aquarium rather than scuba diving.
106: 2012-07-28: Travel Tales of the Unexplained: I rented a Hertz car in Seattle and it has HAWAII plates! How did that happen?
107: 2012-07-24: The more preconditions you place on travel, the less likely you will go.
108: 2012-07-24: Find a cheap airfare, book it and go. Simple! Why do people have to make travel so complicated?
109: 2012-07-12: Long ago, when I couldn't travel much, I was a collector of tourist guidebooks. Now I never use them. Just go and you'll figure it out.
110: 2012-06-29: 10 minutes in Dubrovnik (unedited travel video, one week ago) Wandering the narrow streets of the Old City.
111: 2012-06-19: My fellow travelers on a local bus from Tirana to Shkoder, Albania. (today)
112: 2012-06-18: Taking photos as you travel helps you regurgitate and reprocess the experience later—like a cow chewing her cud.
113: 2012-06-13: Life is like traveling on an ocean liner. Most people are preoccupied with the intrigues aboard ship. Few care where the ship is going.
114: 2012-06-05: Many students travel the world before settling into a normal life of career and family. Why can't they tell a good thing when they have it?
115: 2012-06-02: I travel the world, use public restrooms, germs galore—sick about once a year. People who stay home, use hand sanatizer—sick every month.
116: 2012-05-17: @xtinewu Travel agentry isn't for wimps. One must focus intensely and block out all distractions. Try to find The Zone.
117: 2012-05-16: Tirana to Dubrovnik by bus #traveldreams
118: 2012-05-15: (Like my traveling companion.)
119: 2012-05-15: My traveling companion just asked me for food. Says she lost all her money at the Phila. train station. Why am I not surprised? #addict
120: 2012-05-13: The romance of travel in the Great Smoky Mountains. (@ Greyhound Bus Station) [pic]:
121: 2012-05-08: Reconnecting with the romance of travel (Eastern European style). (@ Greyhound Orlando) [pic]:
122: 2012-05-08: "Backpacking" is fun, but an actual backpack is awkward. Way easier: knapsack and small rolling suitcase. #traveltips #studentsdoitwrong
123: 2012-05-07: Paddle-to-the-Sea is a children's book about a toy Indian who travels the Great Lakes. I remember that now, as he would be passing this way.
124: 2012-04-26: RT @jbeen: @BadDalaiLama Hi Glenn. Finally, you and His Holiness adjoining in my timeline. Love your wisdom & travel logs, sir. :) http: ...
125: 2012-04-22: Travel is the transformation of the unknown and exotic into the known and commonplace.
126: 2012-04-20: The main aim of the college student traveling overseas is to visit amazing, exotic places and get drunk there.
127: 2012-04-19: Most travelers bring their society with them—in the form of family, friends or tour group—so interaction with local culture is minimal.
128: 2012-04-19: Is it narcissistic to take photos as you travel? (I was here!) Or is it narcissistic to NOT take them and not share what you've experienced?
129: 2012-04-17: If you feel you must travel in luxury, then you're not going to travel very much.
130: 2012-04-11: Magic orange pills that make everything all right. Perfect cure for annoying fellow travelers. (Amtrak Silver Meteor)
131: 2012-04-11: @stevepheby Not as many as you'd think. Most of my air travel (thru Sept '11) was free as a laid-off airline employee. No FF miles.
132: 2012-04-05: The Travel Guide Dilemma: If you give advice and it turns out wrong, you get blamed, so it's safest to say nothing.
133: 2012-04-05: Letting someone else handle your travel arrangements is like putting them in charge of your love life. You can't expect a good match.
134: 2012-04-01: NEVER interrupt me when I am making travel arrangements. It is an intense, all-consuming activity, similar to juggling or making love.
135: 2012-03-29: RVs sound romantic, but there is no more burdensome and complicated way to travel. Why must you take your whole house with you?
136: 2012-03-21: RT @domesticH: the biggest flaw in my plan is that young, stubborn me will never listen to time traveler me.
137: 2012-03-18: If you have already traveled for 20 years down a certain road, you dare not ask anyone if it is the right one.
138: 2012-03-14: The only thing guaranteed about travel is that things will go wrong.
139: 2012-03-09: My traveling companion on I-80 in Wyoming.
140: 2012-03-09: Traveling the byways of America, you are in awe of the mountains, forests, canyons and seashores our fast-food restaurants are nestled into.
141: 2012-03-06: My new America Travel USA suitcase. Made where?
142: 2012-03-01: The sights, the smells, the excitement of travel! (@ Greyhound (Downtown Denver)) [pic]:
143: 2012-02-24: Pro Traveler Tip: Any T-shirt can be turned into an "Egyptian" hat that protects the ears and neck from sun. Photo:
144: 2012-02-19: When visiting invalids, don't promote the pleasures of travel.
145: 2012-02-14: RT @anakron: “@cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama ....i love traveling with you.” absolutely true ! I am an armchair tourist currently visiting ...
146: 2012-02-14: RT @cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama ....i love traveling with you.
147: 2012-02-10: RT @notatooter: #FF @BadDalaiLama ...Somewhere on a mountaintop: Worth a visit if you haven't yet traveled that way.
148: 2012-01-28: RT @gigglesyee: @lonelyplanet "Flashpacker"A bkpker w a lger budget than a reg bkpker, has more disp income & usually travels w a lot of ...
149: 2012-01-24: On My Bucket List: Travel back in time and kick myself in the ass.
150: 2012-01-15: RT @JennyKens: @BadDalaiLama Silly me, and I thought that was just in Seattle. I OBVIOUSLY dont travel enough. Or use drugs.
151: 2012-01-09: New travel blog entry: "Car Camping in Key West"
152: 2011-12-28: Travel in Third World countries is inherently traumatic. It's not a cruise in the Caribbean.
153: 2011-12-26: Just updated my G+ travel notes on Key West and the Florida Keys: "Best cheap winter vacation in America!" - Go now!
154: 2011-12-25: Travel is always teaching you humility and that you're never as smart as you think you are.
155: 2011-12-23: The First Class traveler is a crippled one, cut off from most of the world by his own luxury requirements.
156: 2011-12-12: RT @MailOnline: Rocket car fulled by Coke and Mentos breaks distance record travelling 239 feet
157: 2011-12-08: I have made public some new material on my proposed travel show, Operation Weekend.
158: 2011-12-08: From Venice, Italy, I discuss the philosophy of my proposed travel show in this 7-minute video.
159: 2011-11-30: Love is a means of travel, not a destination.
160: 2011-11-27: People have their comfort zone, their home base, their touchstone. For me it is... Walmart! #seriously #youthinkimcrazy #travelinglife
161: 2011-11-25: Just made public the 2-minute trailer for my proposed travel series: Operation Weekend. More info:
162: 2011-11-24: Archive photos from the Jesus Christ Is Lord Not A Swear Word Travel Center, Amarillo, Texas.
163: 2011-11-24: At the Jesus Christ Is Lord Travel Center, they trust in God but you still have to pre-pay for gas.
164: 2011-11-24: Fillin' up with the Lord's fuel. (@ Jesus Christ Is Lord Travel Center) [pic]:
165: 2011-11-20: Annabel, my new traveling companion.
166: 2011-11-15: If you travel in luxury, you'll experience far less than traveling on the cheap. Luxury is sterile, like watching the place on TV.
167: 2011-11-15: The saddest form of travel is Paris Hilton's, moving from one luxury venue to another with no opportunity to experience the world directly.
168: 2011-11-11: Experimenting with @BadLamaWisdom as a way of retweeting just our aphorisms, no travel, photos or news.
169: 2011-11-05: RT @trevlutz: One could say the same thing about people who travel the world. Do what is "important" instead of traipsing around. <== +1!
170: 2011-10-27: The main value of traveling First Class is the message to others, "I am better than you!"
171: 2011-10-22: The biggest Walmart on the planet is in Albany, NY (a notable oversight in my travels) - Check out the "cartscalator"
172: 2011-10-07: No diesel fuel is more blessed than Christian diesel fuel. (@ Jesus Christ Is Lord Travel Center)
173: 2011-09-23: Pro travel tip: If you're heading for a tropical destination and dress like you're already there, you'll freeze your ass off on the plane.
174: 2011-09-09: My travel map. (Still a lot of embarrassing white space.)
175: 2011-09-03: Our best travel photos from around the world.
176: 2011-08-29: Switching hostels to be closer to Victoria Station. (@ Travel Joy hostels - Chelsea)
177: 2011-08-24: My greatest fear while traveling is running afoul of a local culture's recycling rules. Must I separate plastics from glass?
178: 2011-08-12: For the best chance of a smooth voyage, never let someone else make your travel arrangements.
179: 2011-08-09: Life is like air travel. Just because you've paid your fare doesn't mean the weather won't change your plans.
180: 2011-08-08: My latest fellow traveler, Grace.
181: 2011-07-30: All of our AMAZING overseas travel photos are now indexed on one page. 100s of albums from 25 countries over 3 years.
182: 2011-07-24: The number one mistake of novice travelers: bringing too much stuff.
183: 2011-07-22: I figure I have 15,000+ travel photos on Facebook. Do your own calculation:
184: 2011-07-19: Many people want to travel, but they also don't want to leave their possessions and routines, so it doesn't get beyond the wanting stage.
185: 2011-06-30: Lots of stranded travelers at the CLT airport on 6/28. (I was one.) FB photo:
186: 2011-06-25: Trip conclusion: I was comfortable in Egypt, but it took me years to work up to it. It is not the place for an inexperienced traveler.
187: 2011-05-10: On My Bucket List: Travel the world accepting honorary degrees from any university that will give me one.
188: 2011-04-23: The most maddening thing about Israeli travel is the Sabbath, which shuts down all public transit Friday afternoon to Saturday night. Arggh!
189: 2011-04-17: The stupider a traveler is, the more outraged he becomes when things don't turn out as planned.
190: 2011-04-17: RT @trevlutz People say the want to travel around the world, when they really mean they want to travel around the world in first class.
191: 2011-04-16: Many dream of foreign travel but few actually pull it off. They invent too many barriers for themselves to ever allow it to happen.
192: 2011-04-09: New travel video: Pagosa Springs, Colorado - A two-minute introduction to the "Hot Spring Capital". 4 days ago.
193: 2011-04-08: Travel Mythbusters: The French savor their meals and abhor fast food. Then who's eating at all those fast food restaurants all over France?
194: 2011-04-06: New travel video from an abandoned grain elevator in Kansas. — Silly 4-minute video shot yesterday.
195: 2011-04-04: The most handicapped travelers are those who require luxury. Only a tiny portion of the world is open to them.
196: 2011-04-01: Big fat Harley hogs are usually ridden by big fat Harley hogs, often retired folk traveling in packs. Outlaws, my ass!
197: 2011-03-29: Homeless Tip: RVs are a burden. You'll go a lot farther for less by traveling light and using airlines, rental cars and cheap lodging.
198: 2011-03-29: His Holiness travels from Walmart to Walmart, bringing a message of peace. This one: Portland, Maine (right now!)
199: 2011-03-22: Ambitious travel plans made on the internet tend to fall apart in the chaos of a real place, 99% of which isn't on the Internet.
200: 2011-03-22: .@o6uoq: "If you want respect to talk about challenging travel, try Iraq or Sierra Leone." <== Not much point in learning if you're dead.
201: 2011-03-22: RT @o6uoq: @BadDalaiLama if you want respect to talk about challenging travel, try Iraq or Sierra Leone. Now we're talking.
202: 2011-03-22: #### End. This has been a live 1-hour essay from the Bad Dalai Lama: "Travel" (Sitting in front of Burger King in Lihue, Kuaui)
203: 2011-03-22: The most important thing you learn from travel is what is the same everywhere. These are the true cornerstones of life.
204: 2011-03-22: Each of us is born into a set of assumptions about what in life is necessary. Travel crushes some of them, leaving only what is real.
205: 2011-03-22: Even in one place, life is a journey. By learning to travel outwardly—to disorienting places—you are gaining skills for your other journeys.
206: 2011-03-22: Travel is life.
207: 2011-03-22: "America is the greatest country in the world!" — Believe that and you don't need to travel. Don't even need a passport, just FOX News.
208: 2011-03-22: I travel easily, under conditions most would consider hardship, because I know what I want to accomplish.
209: 2011-03-22: The key to successful travel in a strange place is to have concrete goals before you begin then sticking with them.
210: 2011-03-22: To travel independently, you need a good internal compass—to keep yourself moving toward a goal while pummeled by new sensations.
211: 2011-03-22: Travel isn't as easy as it seems. It's like someone putting a blank piece of paper in front of you and saying, "Write something!"
212: 2011-03-22: Today, I travel continuously and painlessly, but it took me years to get here. I had to get rid of a lot of stuff, not always by choice.
213: 2011-03-19: @MotherCatt "Your essay suggests we all travel and learn from it but not enjoy it." <== I think you're confusing enjoyment with consumption.
214: 2011-03-19: #### End. This has been a live 1-hour essay by the Bad Dalai Lama: "Travel" — From the base of Mt. Waialeale, Kauai.
215: 2011-03-19: Packaged travel experiences gain you nothing. You'll come home the same person as you left. You could have stayed home and watched a video!
216: 2011-03-19: If a travel destination isn't in some way "exotic" to you—and a little frightening—what's the point in going there?
217: 2011-03-19: What you will learn from travel is by nature unpredictable. You can only predict that the destination will be new to you.
218: 2011-03-19: The value of travel is not the sensations, scenery, meals or photos. It is how you were changed by the experience.
219: 2011-03-19: "Oh, you're going to ___? You really must stop at ___ and try their ___!" Bullshit! That's just consumerism, not productive travel.
220: 2011-03-19: Modern hedonism says the goal of travel is sensation and experience. Wrong! The goal is learning new skills to apply to future missions.
221: 2011-03-19: When I travel today, my mission is usually to capture something on film. The experience of travel is secondary to what I record for others.
222: 2011-03-19: In my early days of travel, I had a simple mission: collect bumper stickers for my car. It was a silly goal, but it gave me structure.
223: 2011-03-19: Always travel with a mission—some specific goal you want to achieve. Adventures can be found along the way, but the goal keeps you focussed.
224: 2011-03-09: Our first EDITED travel video, from the summit of Mt. Vesuvius in Naples, Italy: (shot 3 weeks ago, edited now)
225: 2011-03-08: A failing relationship, after an exciting vacation, is still a failing relationship. Travel can't cure them blues!
226: 2011-03-07: One benefit of extended travel is that your whole life has to fit into limited luggage. You're forced to purge the unnecessary every day.
227: 2011-03-02: Maybe you can travel back in time, but you can't kill your grandfather. via @NewMindMirror
228: 2011-02-27: If you are traveling down an unexplored road and aren't finding the success you expect, should you press ahead or turn back? Tough call!
229: 2011-02-18: Every exotic travel location is someone else's boring, nothing-ever-happens-here home.
230: 2011-02-11: Istanbul for $13/night! Here's a look at my hostel. (Istanbul Travelogue, Part 3)
231: 2011-02-10: Istanbul Travelogue, Part 2: The Spice Market. — Walking through the busy souk earlier today.
232: 2011-02-10: Istanbul Travelogue, Part 1: Arriving in Taksim Square. (Video #36)
233: 2011-02-06: RT @GreatestQuotes: "He who would travel happily must travel light." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
234: 2011-02-03: Essential medicine for travelers! These two orange pills reduce news by 80%! Works on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC.
235: 2011-01-31: Being an exiled spiritual leader ain't as bad as it sounds. You get to travel. No one expects you to run a country. Kinda sweet, actually!
236: 2011-01-29: There's no traveling light on the Baby Train!
237: 2011-01-25: (His Holiness is a recovering MDCS sufferer. His drug was geographical data. Clean and sober for 8 years—except for the travel.)
238: 2011-01-13: Business traveler, Milwaukee.
239: 2011-01-11: Traveling companion.
240: 2011-01-01: The more you travel, the more you see how little changes. People are the same everywhere, and they're all on Facebook!
241: 2010-12-16: The First Class traveler is a crippled one, cut off from most of the world by his own luxury requirements.
242: 2010-12-11: The Pigeons of St. Marks Square, Venice, Italy. Travel Video: (July 2010) - One of His Holiness' best!
243: 2010-12-07: The most vapid form of travel is the cruise. You can't find a more artificial environment outside of a video game.
244: 2010-12-07: Many talk about social media, but few will use it for anything meaningful—like talking about the road but never traveling it.
245: 2010-11-07: RT @GreatestQuotes: "He who would travel happily must travel light." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
246: 2010-10-26: Foreign travel is important to our education, not so much to show us what is different about other cultures but what is universal.
247: KilroyCafe: 2011-01-02: Personal grooming tip for men: If you learn to use a cordless electric razor, your travel and lifestyle options increase greatly.
248: KilroyCafe: 2010-11-28: Airline pilots and flight attendants are among the LEAST traveled people. They visit many cities but see only airports and hotel rooms.
249: KilroyCafe: 2010-10-17: RT @GreatestQuotes: "He who would travel happily must travel light." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
250: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-31: RT @TheEconomist: Safer than Canada: If you choose your route well, travel in Mexico is very safe #economist #trav ...
251: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-31: Travel Rule #1: Lose the guidebook! The internet will provide all the info you need
252: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-31: If you did everything the travel guides told you to, you'd spend a week in every town and never get anywhere.
253: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-16: Pro Tip (travel): Disposable clothing! Buy it at Wal-Mart, chuck it when dirty. End the tyranny of laundry/wardrobe infrastructure!
254: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-08: Pro Tip (travel): Always pee before visiting Manhattan. Your last clean restroom is a casino in Atlantic City.
255: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-26: cruise — n. a packaged consumer experience providing the illusion of travel without any risk of self-discovery. See also: Las Vegas.
256: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-17: One benefit of extended travel is your whole life has to fit in limited luggage space. You're forced to purge the unnecessary.
257: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-10: A failing relationship, after an exciting vacation, is still a failing relationship. Travel can't cure them blues.
258: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-26: In food, sex, travel, drugs or any other stimulation, you'll never get the same high again. The thrill always fades with repetition.
259: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-24: You can always tell a novice air traveler, because when the flight attendant tells them to review the safety instruction card, they do!
260: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-30: New photo album from today's travels: Ottawa, Canada.
261: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-30: New photo album from today's travels: The Thousand Islands.
262: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-27: New photo album from today's travels: Chattanooga Choo-Choo
263: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-12: My current subsistence business (and travel addiction satiator):
264: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-07: You can travel someplace new, get to know the culture, make some mistakes, accept some risk, have an adventure... or you can go on a cruise.
265: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-31: "The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready." -- Henry David Thoreau
266: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-21: Choosing the right path is only part of the journey. The other part is actually traveling the path you have chosen.
267: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-01: Traveling in Northern Ireland today, one has no sense of any lingering "Troubles".
268: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-31: New photo album: Jesus Christ is Lord Travel Center, Amarillo, Texas.
269: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-28: Sad travel fact: The dullest places have the nicest tourist information offices.
270: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-03: I have no real desire to travel more than 299,792,458 meters per second, but the fact that I've been banned from doing so still irks me.
271: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-26: The No. 1 sign of a novice traveler is over-packing -- taking way more stuff than is needed.
272: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-22: Air traveler advice: NEVER put any personal belonging in the seat-back pocket. You'll forget it!
273: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-16: Traveling the West, the most visible recent change are the huge windmills everywhere. NY Times hints at size: (7/22)
274: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-10: Traveling light requires some real-world experience. You need to learn what you need and what you don't.
275: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-02: If traveling in or out of New York City, check out the incredible bus deals at - $18 to Boston, etc. THIS IS NOT SPAM™!
276: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-29: Travelers' essentials along any highway in America: gas stations, restaurants, motels, adult superstores, "Nude Girls - XXX".
277: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-24: The trouble with public advice of any kind (health, travel, legal, etc.) is that it has to be addressed to the dumbest person out there.
278: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-23: Travel advice: If you have only a two-week vacation and more than half a brain, go to Europe. (If less than half, go to Vegas.)
279: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-22: Traveling in Northern Canada, I haven't seen the night in days. I'm sure it happens, but it's light when I go to sleep and when I wake up.
280: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-15: Made some minor revisions to my travel guide, HOW TO SLEEP IN A HOSTEL:
281: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-07: If you're a budget Norteamericano visiting Europe, check out and - Makes cheap travel so much easier!
282: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-23: The most obnoxious travelers I've met in hostels are young asian women who act like they're checking into the Hilton. High maintenance!
283: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-18: Friend me on Facebook for access to my latest travel photos.
284: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-15: For the price of an RV, you can buy a lot of motel rooms and a lot of airline travel to places an RV can't reach.
285: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-14: If you want to take the joy out of travel, buy an RV. Now you're hauling a huge unnecessary infrastructure and can't travel light anymore.
286: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-04: Most people obsessed with fantasy adventures - scifi, video games, etc - would never consider real ones, like travel.
287: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-31: The most vapid form of travel is the cruise. You can't find a more artificial environment outside of a video game. People pay for this?
288: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-21: There are plenty of time travel devices to carry you forward in time with nothing to show for it. Just press the button and you're there!
289: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-16: My new blog entry on budget travel: "Speaking the Local Language: Not Required" - Just speak English, slowly, clearly.
290: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-09: The trouble with time travel and parallel universes: Pretty soon you say WTF, there's no sense in doing ANYTHING!
291: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-09: My new advice for the air traveler: "How to Sleep on an Airplane" - You can survive the dreaded Red Eye!
292: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-01: Common addictions: drugs, alcohol, cigs, caffeine, TV, video games, music, shopping, sports, sex, porn, religion, travel, food, love...
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