Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "toilet"

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1: 2017-10-27: Keys to a healthy immune system: dog slobber, foreign toilets, regular contact with nature, exposure to mildly unsanitary environments.
2: 2016-01-03: Why, when I was a kid we had toilets that flushed manually, so everyone did. Kids these days expect it to be done for them, so they don't.
3: 2015-02-07: RT @Peripatetia: "To preserve the planet, our toilets use rainwater." But isn't this true of every toilet? FB: http…
4: 2014-05-12: "Euro-chic" roadside rest area toilet in Switzerland
5: 2013-12-07: RT @WSJ: Plumbing Museum is a premier attraction on the "international toilet-based tourism trail."…
6: 2013-04-16: All that chewing gum you flushed down the toilet is gathering in the sewer system, massing, taking form, plotting its gummy revenge...
7: 2012-09-25: The least useful feature of an RV is the toilet. It means you're driving around with raw sewage you have to empty. #rentalcarsarebetter
8: 2012-07-02: Dear Technology: I appreciate the gesture, but I prefer to flush my own toilet and turn on my own faucet. Thank you for your concern.
9: 2012-06-03: Flush your own toilet, turn off your own light, roll up the car window yourself... These mechanisms rarely fail when you do them yourself.
10: 2012-04-25: ToykoFact 12: The Japanese have the cleanest bottoms on Earth, thanks to their fancy electronic toilet seats. Try it, you'll like it!
11: 2012-04-22: TokyoFact 9: The Japanese have the world's most elaborate toilet etiquette. You can't just shit or pee. There's a way these things are done.
12: 2012-04-22: I understand the electronic toilet seat but not the toilet slippers. There's nowhere to go! #clueless
13: 2012-04-20: From where I sit. Japanese toilet details.
14: 2012-04-20: Western-style toilet, with advanced electronic toilet seat, compared to the traditional Japanese equivalent.
15: 2012-04-15: A Japanese electronic toilet performs various procedures upon your underside. Bizarre and yet strangely exhilarating.
16: 2012-04-15: My first electronic toilet (at my hostel in Tokyo). Detail of controls:
17: 2012-03-18: Call me Old School, but I like to manually flush my own toilet.
18: 2012-03-11: What would Emily Post think of cellphone conversations in toilet stalls? Poor lady would get the vapors and die of palpitations.
19: 2011-12-27: To what do I attribute my excellent health? Different toilet seat every day. Helps strengthen my immune system!
20: 2011-12-13: Most of the world population may not understand this, but in America they give out toilet paper for FREE. What a country!
21: 2011-11-29: Horrible toilet-to-patron ratio, so even the MEN have to wait! (@ Newark Liberty International Airport (EWR))
22: 2011-10-23: Defective toilet. I keep pushing the spot indicated but nothing happens. FB photo:
23: 2011-10-08: Automatic light switches and toilet flushers are devices designed to train people not to turn off lights or flush toilets.
24: 2011-06-27: The main effect of automatic toilet flushers and light switches is to train people not to flush toilets or turn off lights.
25: 2011-03-29: I remember the old days when you went to a public restroom and they had faucets you turned and toilets you flushed—and they WORKED!
26: 2011-03-15: Reduced-height toilet stalls at a Texas rest area are apparently intended to reduce illegal activities.
27: 2011-03-12: Actually Kentucky, but close enough. (Door of a toilet stall.)
28: 2011-02-27: Raising the bar for germophobes: the automated toilet seat cover. O'Hare airport.
29: 2010-10-31: The main effect of automatic light switches and toilet flushers is to train people not to turn off lights or flush toilets.
30: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-22: The main effect of automatic toilet flushers and light switches is to train people not to flush toilets or turn off lights.
31: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-27: Love those handicapped toilet stalls! Spread out, set a spell, use the WiFi! Unless you see a cane or wheelchair, the place is yours!
32: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-30: The damaging effect of automatic toilet flushers and light switches is training people not to flush toilets or turn off lights.
33: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-25: A godsend to obsessive-compulsives: the automatic toilet seat cover! - Seen at O'Hare Airport.
34: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-25: How to build a strong immune system: Revel in dirt! Touch public toilet seats. Hang out with people with colds. I.e. — Forget about it!
35: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-30: IMPORTANT: When visiting private homes, note state of toilet seat and cover (up/down, open/closed); return to same position after use.
36: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-29: All those automatic light switches and toilet flushers are merely training people not to turn off lights or flush toilets.
37: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-21: Photo: My "Top Secret Toilet Truck" from the Area 51 era. - The cammo is SO last century.
38: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-06: Ever gone into a public toilet stall to find many layers of toilet paper laid on the seat? That's the work of an obsessive-compulsive.
39: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-03: Why would anyone use a cramped ordinary toilet stall when they can have a spacious HANDICAPPED stall? Come on in! Set a spell!
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