Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "think"

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1: 2018-11-04: I can't stop thinking about Freddie Mercury and Rami Malek. That's the power of saturation advertising.
2: 2018-10-27: The investors of the world now have a weekend to think things over. On Monday morning, will they shop for bargains, or will they read all the warning signs and bail out?
3: 2018-09-30: On My Bucket List: Visit the Valley of the Jolly Hohoho Green Giant. (I think it’s in Hawaii somewhere.)
4: 2018-06-13: In June in the Faroe Islands, there is very little night. It is almost midnight now and there is still enough light to do things. Tourists think they can hike until midnight, but their bodies have their own clock that eventually fights back.
5: 2018-01-07: Both Dunning and Kruger think their effect is incredible.
6: 2017-12-07: Tonight in my sleep, I wrote a speech for Al Franken. He would be admitting wrongdoing but not resigning. It’s a difficult needle to thread, but I think he can do it.
7: 2017-10-20: To those who think John Kelly will save us: remember that you have to be a little nutso to join the Trump administration to begin with.
8: 2017-10-16: I'm thinking of becoming a white evangelical. I've got the whiteness down, but I'm not yet hypocritical enough. Jesus help me!
9: 2017-07-28: I think the Scaramucci appointment is going quite nicely, don't you?
10: 2017-07-27: Paranoia means you'll never get better than what you secretly think you deserve, because if it happens you'll suspect it and shoot it down.
11: 2017-07-26: Trump is giving the world a crash course in mental illness. Don't think you can reason with it, because you can't.
12: 2017-07-19: "Trump and Putin had second undisclosed meeting" — Facepalm! 🤦‍♂️ You'd think he'd at least TRY not to seem like Putin's puppet.
13: 2017-07-18: Journalists visiting rural America to find out what Trump voters really think. The answer: not much.
14: 2017-07-01: Right now I think every young girl in America is saying, "I want to grow up to be Sarah Huckabee Sanders." #rolemodel
15: 2017-06-15: Los Angeles is a small provincial village that happens to control what the world thinks and feels through its entertainment products.
16: 2017-05-19: The FBI just named me a "person of interest". That's a good thing, right? They think I'm interesting.
17: 2017-05-17: Regardless of how things unfold in Washington, I don't think President Trump will be giving any more commencement speeches.
18: 2017-05-09: Politics aside, I think John McCain and Lindsey Graham are the cutest little Senators that ever was.
19: 2017-05-08: Stupid people re-think their vote for Trump. "He said he would be good," they say, "but he's really bad. It's sad. I'm mad."
20: 2017-04-24: l'm thinking of opening a brick-and-mortar store selling bricks and mortar, because those are the only things Amazon can't ship.
21: 2017-04-15: Visiting a nice home is like touring a museum. I marvel at the owner's creativity, but I'm also thinking, "Who can live in a museum?"
22: 2017-04-14: When you see people in love, you think "isn't that nice," but there are things you don't know about: tensions, jealousies, dysfunctions.
23: 2017-04-03: If you were raised in a just environment, you think morality is natural. You don't grasp that others might not possess it.
24: 2017-04-03: One of the most common mistakes of good people is thinking that some adult without moral precepts is going to become moral in the future.
25: 2017-03-22: @MinnieGupta Perhaps, but do you have an apple pen? A pineapple pen? I think not.
26: 2017-03-20: Youth thinks it has things all worked out. It doesn't need advice, especially from the likes of you.
27: 2017-03-06: Funny thing that you can be President of the United States and still think the government is out to get you.
28: 2017-03-04: Being obsessed with your own product isn't narcissism. Narcissism is thinking it's more valuable just because you made it.
29: 2017-03-02: I've got an amazing Twitter account. The best the world has ever seen. Anyone who thinks otherwise is stupid. Total loser.
30: 2017-02-13: RT @Iowhangingfruit: "we accept the love we think we deserve" - john green
31: 2017-01-23: I think the first three days of the Trump Administration went quite well. Don't you? #alternativefacts
32: 2017-01-17: Paranoia assures you're never going to experience anything better than what you secretly think you deserve.
33: 2016-11-22: No one who is evil thinks they are evil. They think they are responding reasonably to a genuine threat.
34: 2016-10-27: Sampling Bias — Taking a poll at a Trump rally, you think he has overwhelming support.
35: 2016-10-25: One of the things society teaches girls is to think in terms of "what society teaches girls".
36: 2016-09-26: The main disability of narcissism is the inability to judge the quality of your own work. You think it's special just because you made it.
37: 2016-09-20: All the different varieties of alcohol are just a scam to make you think you're cultured instead of alcoholic.
38: 2016-09-11: You may think I joined Starfleet to explore strange new worlds, but I really just wanted to get off this stupid planet.
39: 2016-09-05: Thinking of opening a Romanian shish kebab restaurant inspired by Vlad Tepis, calling it Transylvania Skewers. #businessidea #couldwork
40: 2016-02-20: My third eye has a lot of problems, but I think I've proved some concepts here.
41: 2015-12-21: RT @TheEconomist: Are animals merely flesh? Or do they think like us?
42: 2015-11-22: You can think and feel anything you want without guilt. The only thing that matters is what you do.
43: 2015-11-20: Mean people never see themselves as mean. They think they are defending themselves or the rigid morals they believe in.
44: 2015-11-12: Every generation thinks they're different, that the old rules don't apply to them, then they make all the same mistakes as their parents.
45: 2015-09-23: More than two pillows on a bed is perverse and disgusting. Think of all the downtrodden of the world who don't have any pillows at all.
46: 2015-08-09: RT @Peripatetia: Today's wisdom from the Bad Dalai Lama on Twitter: "It is hard to think outside the box if… http:/…
47: 2015-08-09: It is hard to think outside the box if you have already bought real estate inside.
48: 2015-08-04: The Paradox of Paranoia: Lashing out at a friend, mistakenly thinking they're an enemy, will in fact turn them into an enemy.
49: 2015-07-11: 1 out of 5 people who follow this feed think it's worth following. The rest are dead or just 'bots out for a spin.
50: 2015-04-20: Americans think they live in a civilized place, but it's a lie. @cracked
51: 2015-04-16: You would think in the Twenty-Zillionth Century, medical technology would be such that Han Solo didn't age so much. @TrekkieGirls
52: 2015-04-14: RT @cracked: 4 Lies Reality Shows Rely On (That Are Worse Than You Think) -
53: 2015-04-04: RT @sciam: Why economic inequality is far worse than you think: #science #Economics
54: 2015-03-26: Cruel people always think they are doing good. That's what makes them so dangerous.
55: 2015-03-25: Paranoia assures that we will never get more than what we secretly think we deserve. If better things find us, we will kill them.
56: 2015-03-11: It would not harm humanity to train and arm a manatee. (I'm not suggesting this be done. I only think it would be fun.)
57: 2015-01-23: RT @guardian: AI might be a threat to humans but not for the reasons you think
58: 2015-01-04: RT @crston8: You’ll worry a lot less about what other people think of you when you realize how seldom they actually do
59: 2014-12-31: Life is riding a slow roller coaster backwards. You see the slope behind you and think it goes on forever. You can't grasp the twists ahead.
60: 2014-12-07: RT @KilroyCafe: Excellent! I have Bond in custody. I plan to kill him, but before I do I think I'll reveal to him my evil plan. What can po…
61: 2014-12-06: College students think they're all grown up now. So funny!
62: 2014-12-03: Call me a rebel, but I think Anno Mundi is closer to 4540000000.
63: 2014-11-28: RT @Peripatetia: Superheroes on Bourbon St., New Orleans. Right now! I think I'm in love.
64: 2014-11-20: No one is upset as I about the Bing Crosby rape charges. To think, he played a priest in the movies!
65: 2014-11-06: The future is a foreign country. You can't head there thinking you already understand it.
66: 2014-10-26: Edvard Munch painted countless renditions of The Scream. It makes you look like that just thinking about it: "Noooooo, not another one!"
67: 2014-10-23: zzyzxism – Word I invented just now. It doesn't mean anything, so it can mean whatever I want. I am thinking it's a brand of philosophy.
68: 2014-08-31: RT @MiriamElder: Vladimir Putin has invaded Ukraine. Silly to think his troublemaking will stop there
69: 2014-08-27: Each generation invents its own perpetual motion machines, thinking it's the first, realizing too late that energy isn't really free.
70: 2014-08-13: When you "reach out" to the suicidal, you find entrenched patterns of thinking you cannot change. In the end, it's their problem, not yours.
71: 2014-07-22: RT @HLMenckenBot: Firmness in decision is often merely a form of stupidity. It indicates an inability to think the same thing out twice.
72: 2014-07-22: The Casino of Life glorifies the winners and ignores the losers, making the suckers think they're going to win.
73: 2014-07-18: I think I'm less of a dick than I used to be. #selfimprovement #anyonecanchange
74: 2014-07-12: @ThatsWright I think it’s 10% condescension.
75: 2014-07-03: If you're unhappy in your relationship but think you can change your partner, you're deluded. Things will only get worse.
76: 2014-06-25: I think everyone should manage their attractants! Tip: What you attract will never rise above the bait you are using.
77: 2014-06-10: Being a Time Lord myself, I think the 15th Doctor was the best.
78: 2014-06-08: Thinking of splitting this feed into two: @Peripatetia for all new travel photos, @BadDalaiLama for everything else. What do you think?
79: 2014-05-17: I was bullied as a child, but I survived. It's part of growing up. I don't think government can prevent kids from being mean to other kids.
80: 2014-05-13: It may be fun fun fun, but I think your daddy giving you a T-bird was a mistake to begin with.
81: 2014-05-12: Thinking of starting a Kickstarter to fund my life. The whole "work" thing is a drag on my productivity.
82: 2014-05-10: I fear my data resides in Matrix-like pods on the server farm, only thinking it is happy due to inputs piped in.
83: 2014-05-06: I think we need a word to describe the discrimination and stereotypes regularly suffered by persons like myself. Antiwhitemiddleagemaleism?
84: 2014-05-03: RT @MailOnline: People think meals taste better if they're expensive
85: 2014-04-22: RT @washingtonpost: Americans think owning a home is better for them than it is
86: 2014-03-29: People who commit suicide are inflexible in their thinking and hate inconvenience so are easily outwitted by engineers. @washingtonpost
87: 2014-03-23: @princeboucher @laurenahayes LOL! Ironic, don't you think, that you should be calling me out about Facebook on TWITTER!
88: 2014-03-20: College is that little period of early adulthood when life seems fair and we still think we'll get ahead by virtue of being virtuous.
89: 2014-02-24: RT @Ristolable: My dog called me and asked me to wire him $800 dollars in Oklahoma. Only after I did it did I think: I just saw him. No way…
90: 2014-02-18: If you think your life is all washed up in your late 20s, you're right, but not because of age, only because you're dumbass.
91: 2014-01-29: Every great artist starts as an amateur who thinks his work is better than it is. He becomes great only because he keeps improving himself.
92: 2014-01-15: Wisdom is looking at what everyone else is doing and saying, "Nah, I think I'll stay home."
93: 2014-01-12: In the spotlight of media attention, everywhere you look there is scandal and disaster. Makes you think that's all there is in the world.
94: 2014-01-11: @GottaGo Actually, I think there's a transition point where you really need to be holding two rungs. Good policy to avoid falling.
95: 2014-01-11: Dysfunctional people think it is other people's fault, which is the main thing that makes them dysfunctional.
96: 2014-01-08: RT @crston7: Confidence comes not from thinking you know everything, but from knowing you can handle anything that comes your way
97: 2014-01-06: My flight was delayed six hours. Thinking of suing the airline for the emotional pain and suffering of listening to irate passengers.
98: 2014-01-03: Whenever I think about the horrors of World War II, I try to convince myself that it wasn't my fault. "You weren't even alive then," I say.
99: 2014-01-01: You would think with all those 1000s of saints, Catholics could name their churches something other than Notre Dame.
100: 2013-12-28: I'm thinking about getting a PhD in talking about other people doing things.
101: 2013-12-27: Where there are humans there is politics. You can't just say what you think. You have to gauge local sensitivities.
102: 2013-12-24: Personally, I think Santa with a reindeer hat is Christmas Imagery Overload (Petersburg, VA, today)
103: 2013-12-21: Someday, I want to become a put-ideas-into-words person. I know there's a better word for that, but I can't think of it.
104: 2013-12-19: @tipsfromkatee I was thinking more of the explicit narrative: "And another one gone and another one gone, another one bites the dust" (+3)
105: 2013-12-16: @francinesayoc It was the pure and humble thoughts you were thinking.
106: 2013-11-21: The main delusion of youth is thinking you have things all worked out when you haven't had enough experience to work things out.
107: 2013-11-18: @MinnieGupta No, I think he is genuinely regretful. He didn't want it to come to this, but they pushed him too far.
108: 2013-11-16: Personality is a pattern of behavior and style of thinking repeated consistently in a variety of circumstances.
109: 2013-11-10: The best mornings are when I have to lie in bed and think for a while to figure out where I am and how I got there.
110: 2013-10-17: Excessive Verbalization Disorder (EVD) — condition wherein one speaks every thought crossing ones mind, leaving no time for actual thinking.
111: 2013-10-09: RT @latimes: Think your last flight was long? Some birds remain airborne for 200 consecutive days -- eating, sleeping on the fly http://t.c…
112: 2013-10-06: To those of you who have just turned 30 and think you're all grown up now: ROFL!
113: 2013-10-01: You gotta admire how those British people think they have their own independent culture separate from America's. So quaint and charming!
114: 2013-09-24: Every big dog thinks he's still a puppy and can't understand why he can't rest in your lap anymore.
115: 2013-09-23: @tdh270 Can't think of even one compelling reason.
116: 2013-09-21: The hazard of good intentions: You think you're doing someone a favor, but you're really just giving them a gun to shoot themselves with.
117: 2013-09-17: Beliefs are what you think the world is like. Facts are the feedback the world actually gives you.
118: 2013-09-11: If someone of low self-esteem finds themselves in a situation better than what they think they deserve, they will find a way to sabotage it.
119: 2013-09-07: I couldn't think of anything to say, so I bought you this Hallmark card with a saying already printed on it. Aren't you proud of me?
120: 2013-08-27: Happiness is a moving target. Just when you think you have it nailed down, it jumps to someplace else.
121: 2013-08-25: Relationship advice: home renovation. Focus on that and you won't even have to think about your relationship.
122: 2013-08-25: Paranoia is thinking you're important enough that the government would want to suppress you.
123: 2013-08-22: Never give up! If you think you can fly, keep jumping off buildings until it works.
124: 2013-08-15: The Gambler's Fallacy: When you're winning, you think you're charmed. When you're losing, you think the world owes you. Acting accordingly.
125: 2013-08-14: Now I'm no artist, but I think if I applied myself I could do a credible Jackson Pollock.
126: 2013-08-09: @paulmccranie Positive thinking, in itself, doesn't change the net waterflow.
127: 2013-08-08: A guy thinks he understands the world, gets all cocky. Then he encounters something that makes no sense. re: @BadDalaiLama
128: 2013-08-05: The Martha Mitchell Effect — thinking someone is delusional when they were actually accurate. re @psychoBOBlogy
129: 2013-07-31: What should we think of Clouse Licking Mo?
130: 2013-07-24: Thinking of starting a petition to get the moon moving again. That Man in the Moon is looking tired. (my photo)
131: 2013-07-21: The Meaning of Life, Assumption #9: "I care what other people think of me." (1-page pdf)
132: 2013-07-21: It is okay to be happy, but don't let it deceive you into thinking the world is a happy place.
133: 2013-07-15: RT @TIME: Think before you eat: It'll take a 20-minute jog to burn off a 150-calorie Twinkie |
134: 2013-07-15: RT @DSLikesIt: @BadDalaiLama Dunning-Kruger effect: Expertise thinks it's common, Ignorance feels uniquely confident.
135: 2013-07-15: The dumbest people are those who think they know everything.
136: 2013-07-15: If you succeed through luck but think it was skill, you are doomed to fail the next time around.
137: 2013-07-13: Nobody thinks about all the icemen put out of work by the refrigerator. (re @BadDalaiLama)
138: 2013-07-06: canuckoduanophobia — n. the irrational fear of Canadian customs, that they won't let you in because of something they think you did.
139: 2013-06-24: The panache with which a French waiter opens and pours a Diet Coke, charging you 5€, makes you think there's actually something to it.
140: 2013-06-21: "We may think we’re being scientists, but we’re actually being lawyers" - The Science of Denial
141: 2013-06-17: Often it is the "clever" things—where you think you have beaten the system—that turn into the dumbest decisions you have ever made.
142: 2013-06-09: Stupid people think they are smart. That's what makes them stupid.
143: 2013-05-26: When some people think outside the box, you want to tell them, "Get back in the box!"
144: 2013-05-26: MRT @VestaTot: Some people need to think inside the box. Others need to build a smaller box inside the box and think in there.
145: 2013-05-21: The law is necessary but also flawed and dangerous. Don't think that just by obeying the law you have done good or accomplished something.
146: 2013-05-20: You'd think that people would have had enough of silly reproductive signaling systems. I look around me and I see it isn't so.
147: 2013-05-07: You go to a movie like Iron Man 3 and say "That was fun!" then you sit through the credits and think, "Wow! Look at all the slave labor!"
148: 2013-05-02: "Every life is worth saving no matter what the cost." — If you think like that, there is no way you could run a government.
149: 2013-04-28: Don't pitch ideas. Implement them! If you can't, think of new ideas.
150: 2013-04-23: "I never heard of the Cinnamon Challenge until I learned in the news how dangerous it was. Now I think I'll try it!" —Typical Teenager
151: 2013-04-16: Everyone loves a cute little puppy. No one thinks about the $10,000, labor and lost freedom it will cost over its lifetime.
152: 2013-04-03: Little ants, going about their antly business, thinking their lives are significant.
153: 2013-04-01: I built them as a kid, but for deterrent effect against hostile Indians I think you would want a different name.
154: 2013-03-29: In law, words have great power. A delusion of lawyers is thinking their words make a difference outside of law.
155: 2013-03-29: @Jiillx That's exactly who I was thinking!
156: 2013-03-24: @RandomRomanov Oh, you think you have a positive balance with Karma?
157: 2013-03-22: RT @MailOnline: Think variety if the spice of life? Think again: Humans prefer to stick with things we know
158: 2013-03-21: Not being British, I don't think I will ever be able to urge God to save the queen with any convincing sincerity.
159: 2013-03-19: @BadDalaiLama I think I understand the China connection now: I'm getting tons of spam comments on this blog.
160: 2013-03-11: "The Case Against Marriage" - proposed blurb for the back cover What do your think?
161: 2013-03-04: If you think it's fun to shoot the Deer Crossing sign... you might be a redneck.
162: 2013-02-25: Comfort isn't as comfortable as you think it is.
163: 2013-02-24: Cats open doors psychically: by staring at them and meowing. If it works, they think they understand doors.
164: 2013-02-24: To be a great writer, photographer or sculptor, you must do it every day. Why do filmmakers think they are exempt?
165: 2013-02-23: Thinking you know what you need is different than having experience and knowing what really works.
166: 2013-02-19: If you never leave home, it is easy to think you know the solutions to all the world's problems.
167: 2013-02-14: "If you have acted in ways you think are irreversible, it is easier to change your other beliefs than question the original idea." @TIME
168: 2013-02-11: @girlweena I don't think you're cut out for politics. Exhibit A: You have a Twitter, which every other Pope contestant will use against you.
169: 2013-02-11: RT @girlweena: Anyone know when Pope tryouts begin? I think I might have a shot at it, this year.
170: 2013-02-10: Art is a exercise in mind reading. As the viewer moves along the path laid out for him, what is he thinking?
171: 2013-02-09: The Sherlock Holmes Delusion is thinking you can infer the whole from the tiniest detail.
172: 2013-02-09: A powerful delusion of perception is seeing a detail and thinking you've seen the whole thing.
173: 2013-02-09: A flashlight in a dark room thinks the whole room is brightly lit because everywhere he looks there is light!
174: 2013-01-29: RT @DSLikesIt: @BadDalaiLama The Dunning-Krueger effect. Which also explains why only the incompetent think they're aces.
175: 2013-01-25: RT @KilroyCafe: The more resources you have at your disposal, the more "necessities" you think you need.
176: 2013-01-23: The best kind of creativity is: Think of it. Do it. Get rid of it. Move on.
177: 2013-01-22: Puerto Rico wants to marry the US, becoming the 51st state. I want to tell them, "Please, PLEASE think this through." Remember Greece.
178: 2013-01-14: It can be hard to separate love from paranoia. Does someone really care about you the way you think they do, or is it all in your mind?
179: 2013-01-11: If you know only a little of a language, it is unwise to try to speak it. When you say "Hello" people think you know their whole language.
180: 2013-01-09: Healthy ego is taking pride in your own product and its presentation. Narcissistic ego is thinking you matter apart from your product.
181: 2013-01-06: "At every age we think we’re having the last laugh, and at every age we’re wrong." — The End of History illusion:
182: 2013-01-05: Nothing is sexier than knowing who you are and where you're going and not giving a damn what anyone thinks.
183: 2013-01-04: The End of History Delusion: You think you'll stay the same but you won't.
184: 2013-01-03: Thinking the unthinkable may be the only way out of the mess you're in.
185: 2013-01-03: I want to offer a class on independent thinking. If anyone shows up, they fail.
186: 2012-12-23: 15 Styles of Distorted Thinking via @quippdPsych
187: 2012-12-19: Selection bias is watching the news and thinking the stories shown represent the state of the whole world.
188: 2012-12-13: Most artists with great technique will never be great artists because they cannot think backwards.
189: 2012-12-12: If you're watching a movie and thinking to yourself, "These special effects are great!" the filmmaker has failed.
190: 2012-12-11: Grass-Is-Always-Greener Syndrome: Refusing to improve yourself because you lack the perfect opportunities you think your neighbor has.
191: 2012-11-25: Think of yourself as a manufacturer, taking all the trivial details of your life and turning them into packaged products useful to others.
192: 2012-11-25: Narcissism is thinking the whole world should be fascinated by everything you do.
193: 2012-11-21: Young man, showing off, is thinking: "Look at me! I'm a cool-ass dude!" We're thinking: "What an asshole!"
194: 2012-11-18: @PjSemo None that I can think of. Pretty bleak this time of year. Full bore winter. Sault Ste Marie?
195: 2012-11-12: The fool hears "No pain, no gain," then deliberately chooses a painful path, thinking success must follow.
196: 2012-11-12: Ones early adulthood is filled with cringeworthy incidents where one will look back later and say, "What was I thinking?"
197: 2012-11-10: Thinking of changing my career to some unverifiable paranormal field, like Psychic Advisor, Natural Healer or Social Media Expert.
198: 2012-11-10: The magical power of the human brain is being able to compare a massive risk to a trivial one and think they're just about the same.
199: 2012-11-09: All these pillows creep me out. I need only one, not five. Think of all the poor children without any pillows at all!
200: 2012-11-07: Whenever I see "Hand Cooked Potato Chips", I think "Wow, dipping them in hot oil must be really painful!" (Probably Chinese labor.)
201: 2012-11-05: "You want to think about that word, 'belong.' People should think about that: it means they own you." ~ George Carlin
202: 2012-11-03: Was thinking of stopping in Beirut later this year til I read this: (2 years ago it was safe.)
203: 2012-10-24: When I think about thinking about it, I think about it all the time!
204: 2012-10-20: RT @KilroyCafe: Anyone can appreciate beauty. Only the arrogant think they can own it.
205: 2012-09-30: The Master was awful, but had enough intriguing elements to keep me thinking long after. I guess I'm glad I went. Call it "life experience".
206: 2012-09-28: If a million people play the lottery and one guy wins, that guy thinks, "I did it! I must be special!"
207: 2012-09-21: Visiting a neighborhood you left 20 years ago and finding it perfectly preserved in amber. Thinking to yourself: "That could have been me!"
208: 2012-09-19: Hubris is when someone rolls the dice, happens to win and thinks thereafter that he can't lose.
209: 2012-09-09: People think they are being prudent by consulting an oracle before major decisions but fail to evaluate the oracle's accuracy.
210: 2012-08-29: @noahWG @thebosha Or maybe "great minds think alike".
211: 2012-08-28: @EkDoTween I'm actually thinking of coming there, after the rains stop.
212: 2012-08-03: You think you're so clever, but clever is relative and usually evaporates when you see the bigger picture.
213: 2012-07-31: The main delusion of youth is thinking you have infinite options. The main delusion of age is thinking you have none.
214: 2012-07-28: No one thinks about the mosquito, how she is trying to stay alive and provide for her babies. Everyone is all "Get away from me, bitch!"
215: 2012-07-24: The job of consumer marketing is to give the prisoner what he thinks he wants without disrupting the fragile prison environment.
216: 2012-07-21: You think you have things all worked out, then something happens. Something always happens. That's just the way of the world.
217: 2012-07-21: Both Liberals and Conservatives come from the same idiot gene pool that thinks one simplistic position will solve everything.
218: 2012-07-18: Young people think freedom is just choosing what train to get on. True freedom is making your own tracks.
219: 2012-07-11: The incredible schemes of youth. Accepting no compromises. Thinking you're invincible. Having no backup plan.
220: 2012-07-09: .@exis10s LOL! I guess I do! But I like to think my thoughts have an independent value apart from who they came from.
221: 2012-07-08: RT @DalyaElMaghraby: If you're reading a book and you don't stop every two chapters or so to say "HOLY FUCK" or to sit and think, then i ...
222: 2012-07-07: When an addict is high on his chosen drug, he thinks nothing is wrong. Only when he crashes is he open to any doubt.
223: 2012-07-05: .@stormfront1178 I think you're missing my point.
224: 2012-07-02: The first place international terrorists will strike is the Maine wood products industry (think people in the Maine wood products industry).
225: 2012-07-02: The usual post-romantic revelation is a palm slap to the forehead. "What was I thinking?"
226: 2012-07-02: RT @rongillmore: @BadDalaiLama I just looked at your Favstar 'Best of…' and 'Recent' — I think your awareness sometimes veers into misan ...
227: 2012-07-01: The Right has nutcases like Limbaugh and Beck. The Left has fruitloops who think compassion can overrule economics.
228: 2012-06-30: With a price this low, I'm thinking of investing. Better than Facebook stock!
229: 2012-06-27: I think it's simply marvelous how you're dressing up to play a role, but true identity is what you do, not how you look.
230: 2012-06-21: If you think Facebook was the first to unite the world with a virtual product, think again. Coca-Cola has been doing it for decades!
231: 2012-06-21: Photography is full of lies, even without Photoshop. It dupes you by showing you details and making you think they represent the whole.
232: 2012-06-15: RT @KilroyCafe: People are limited by the breadth of their own vision. If you think small, you're going to live small.
233: 2012-06-08: No matter how much you think you know, life hands you unexpected lessons. Much depends on how quickly you learn them.
234: 2012-06-06: Narcissism = thinking your parents exist only to serve you. Non-narcissism = understanding their needs and accepting their imperfections.
235: 2012-06-06: It is okay to use yourself as a reference point on Twitter. Just don't think everything you do is worthy of a tweet.
236: 2012-06-06: The narcissistic Twitterer thinks: Everything I do is fascinating to me, so it must be fascinating to others.
237: 2012-06-06: Narcissists are more often the victims of cons than perpetrators. They think the Nigerian scammer really want to give them USD 3,750,000.
238: 2012-06-06: If a relationship is faltering, don't fool yourself into thinking you need "more commitment" and fewer options for escape.
239: 2012-06-04: I remember watching the wedding of Charles and Diana and thinking to myself, "This will turn out badly just like the Facebook IPO of 2012."
240: 2012-06-04: If someone is willing to pay $20 for a $5 chicken, thinking it can fly, you can't really blame the chicken. (a Facebook parable)
241: 2012-06-02: I'm thinking of dropping by in two weeks to see what the fuss is about ==> Two Nato troops injured in Kosovo clash
242: 2012-06-01: The few humans who can think ahead can easily exploit the others by setting up casinos, credit card companies and religious institutions.
243: 2012-06-01: Ancient humans survived by following the mystical rituals of their elders. They didn't have to personally think ahead.
244: 2012-05-30: Silver Plume, Colorado - The train is heading straight for me, but I think I'm safe. - More:
245: 2012-05-29: Done! New account created: @ShitYoungPplSay - Need an avi. Can you think of one?
246: 2012-05-29: @Maxine12339 I think that's contained in Delusion #1, but I am open to corollaries.
247: 2012-05-27: No matter how many booms and busts history may give us, everyone thinks their boom is different.
248: 2012-05-27: RT @Wise_Quotes4U: Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody else has thought ~ Jonathan Swift
249: 2012-05-24: You can figure out someone's inner fears from what he thinks others are saying about him.
250: 2012-05-22: Making babies is the standard turnkey solution for couples who can't think of anything else to use their relationship for.
251: 2012-05-21: You build your castle thinking the walls will protect you, but they also imprison you and cut you off from the world.
252: 2012-05-14: .@Schmoodles Every time you tweet something meaningful instead of sex jokes, you lose followers, but think of it as "killing germs".
253: 2012-05-14: If you think gay marriage, pro or con, is worth even two minutes of your attention, the terrorists have won.
254: 2012-05-07: The Veblen principle: If you charge more for something people will think it is more valuable and will want it more.
255: 2012-05-04: Each generation thinks it is much more sophisticated than the last but ends up making most of the same mistakes.
256: 2012-05-01: How many fires are started by firemen? More than you think. Like pedophiles in the clergy.
257: 2012-04-27: @bybeautydamned Technically, I think she was just a nemesis. An arch nemesis is one you can't live without.
258: 2012-04-27: This GPS voice is so pleasant and human that I take little detours just so she'll talk to me. I think she likes me!
259: 2012-04-26: What you think at first is dangerous may not be, but what is actually dangerous should scare the shit out of you.
260: 2012-04-19: Whatever you do, never think you have landed, that you have reached your destination, because that's when entropy begins.
261: 2012-04-17: Positive: Legendary Japanese courtesy and deference. Negative: It can be very difficult to deduce what people really think and feel.
262: 2012-04-16: @pixiedintheark I brought ichthyosaur repellent from the States just in case. (I didn't think of yakitori.)
263: 2012-04-13: I could be the Mayor of somewhere on Foursquare, but I'm not an administrator. I don't think I could handle the politics.
264: 2012-04-12: Full burka in Atlanta. Wearer speaks in a native Georgia accent. That think must be a killer in the summer!
265: 2012-04-12: Living with an abusive person, you delude yourself into thinking you can predict and control the abuse cycle through diplomacy. You can't.
266: 2012-04-11: @stevepheby Not as many as you'd think. Most of my air travel (thru Sept '11) was free as a laid-off airline employee. No FF miles.
267: 2012-04-10: @cottonmouth1 I think I could handle the prison experience, right up to the point where they said, "NO INTERNET."
268: 2012-04-09: The government is massively inefficient and moderately incompetent in everything it does. Absurd to think it could keep UFO info secret.
269: 2012-04-09: UFOs may or may not be real, but thinking they are worth your precious time on Earth is totally delusional.
270: 2012-04-09: Do you like our occasional insight but think our volume is too much? Monitor Favstar Recent for our vetted tweets.
271: 2012-04-09: People think they are SO clever when drunk, but in the morning whatever they produced just looks stupid.
272: 2012-04-05: Awesome! More profound than you first think. RT @ddianapril: The truth is out there, but I haven't figured out the URL yet.
273: 2012-04-05: I have tried to drink alcohol but can't seem to do it right. My reflexes slow down, my thinking gets murky and I think, "Why?"
274: 2012-04-05: Whenever you see a charity and think "That's a noble cause," you must also think, "What MORE noble cause is it stealing contributions from?"
275: 2012-04-05: Love is an exercise in apophenia—thinking you have so much in common. In the end, it is either a delusion or a self-fulfilling prophesy.
276: 2012-04-04: If you're considering becoming a parent and think you're committed to "only" 18-21 years, think again! This thing never really ends.
277: 2012-04-03: @LadyFriday Did it! Done!.. Come to think of it, I worked for about a week at a bank in Luxembourg. Seriously!
278: 2012-04-03: (Come to think of it, I was abducted at least once. They brought me to this damn planet!)
279: 2012-04-03: Billboard says, "A Family That Prays Together Stays Together," but I think "Preys" and imagine a pack of hyenas. They stay together, too!
280: 2012-03-29: Whenever you think you have "no choice" there are usually choices you are refusing to see.
281: 2012-03-29: Parents are heroes. Where would we be without them? Still, if you have the choice yourself, better think twice. Is this really wise?
282: 2012-03-28: My Spanish isn't great, but I think I've figured out this month's articles (pretty much the same as last month's).
283: 2012-03-24: When you first have sex you think, "Wow, that was great!" or "Huh, is that all there is?" You got it right! That's sex in a nutshell.
284: 2012-03-22: Sycophants are easy to find. It is your critics who you must nurture and protect, even if you think they are wrong.
285: 2012-03-22: Over a century and a half has passed. I think it's time we forgave the South for their aggressions, atrocities and unprovoked war crimes.
286: 2012-03-20: You'd think Darwinism would take care of these guys, but they keep cropping up in the gene pool. (Annapolis, 3/17)
287: 2012-03-19: Most of our wisdom is coming at you LIVE as we think of it, but we may plagiarize our own work or delay some tweets with Hootsuite. #sosueme
288: 2012-03-18: Adults like to think they've made the right life choices, and to protect that position they stop exploring and asking questions.
289: 2012-03-11: First week without caffeine is the worst, then you start feeling better and think about it less.
290: 2012-03-11: What would Emily Post think of cellphone conversations in toilet stalls? Poor lady would get the vapors and die of palpitations.
291: 2012-03-09: .@MinnieGupta If you think a lot, it causes less inflammation. It's mainly the people with flabby brains who are at risk.
292: 2012-03-09: Inflammation of the brain caused by too much thinking can be treated with alcohol, cannabis or television.
293: 2012-03-08: My main barrier to becoming your Personal Life Coach is I think you're a dork for hiring a Personal Life Coach.
294: 2012-03-07: I have often thought of becoming a self-flagellating monk, but I don't think I could take the pain.
295: 2012-03-07: A meaningful mission does not have to help people immediately. You can work on systems that you think will help later.
296: 2012-03-07: People think they can make up for a hedonistic life by giving money to charity. It all balances out, right?
297: 2012-03-06: RT @EdMillerPoker: @BadDalaiLama Recognize those stairs. Think many of your observations were spot on.
298: 2012-03-06: (Hey, that was pretty good. Am I the first to think of that?)
299: 2012-03-05: Angry people can't think straight, and mobs of angry people even more so.
300: 2012-03-05: A great movie is one you're still thinking about days, months and years later. #theartist
301: 2012-03-03: @nainysahani I admit it: I have a TV problem. I can't watch it. Even on my laptop. I'm ashamed. I think I need therapy.
302: 2012-03-03: It's impossible to visit Ventura without thinking about pet detectives and wrestling governors.
303: 2012-02-20: If you think you have a brilliant idea, don't expect the world to embrace it, because most people are already invested in the old ideas.
304: 2012-02-14: Wandering the aisles of a Dawson Creek supermarket with my $2.67 gas bar credit, but can't think of anything I want.
305: 2012-02-02: Think about it: There is no more effective cure for cancer than Planned Parenthood. #Koman
306: 2012-01-29: The quality and depth of ones private thoughts depend on the amount of time one has to think them.
307: 2012-01-25: @laurenahayes I can't help but think, "This can't be good!" No one stays at the top of the technology heap for long.
308: 2012-01-23: Dreams are a reflection of what you think about during the day—and sometimes a window into what you dare not think about.
309: 2012-01-21: @pixieinthedark Eunuchs have more balls than you'd think.
310: 2012-01-21: FF note: If you think we should follow someone, don't just tell us. Show us by retweeting their best stuff.
311: 2012-01-17: @the_anastasia If you tweet sad tweets, you'll think sad thoughts and tweet more sad tweets. It's a cycle.
312: 2012-01-15: RT @Kyoks1: "@BadDalaiLama: My superpower is thinking things through."☇ a very valuable one! your badlyness ☺
313: 2012-01-15: My superpower is thinking things through.
314: 2012-01-01: Why think about human suffering when you can watch happy shows on TV?
315: 2011-12-28: RT @xtinewu: RT @gregorcollins “Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.” -Leo Tolstoy
316: 2011-12-25: Travel is always teaching you humility and that you're never as smart as you think you are.
317: 2011-12-22: When I see a Southern highway plastered with anti-abortion billboards I think, "What a waste!" They could get better results with a TV spot.
318: 2011-12-22: People find it easy to burn money—or time—when there seems to be a lot of it lying around, but there's never as much as you think.
319: 2011-12-22: Youth thinks it has all the time in the world, but that's a delusion. The allocation is still limited and none can be wasted.
320: 2011-12-16: @xtinewu @lornebalfe We Campbells haven't trusted the McWus since the Glencoe Massacre in 1639. You think we've forgotten?
321: 2011-12-16: Inflammation of the brain caused by too much thinking can be quickly treated by the application of alcohol, cannabis or television.
322: 2011-12-15: If you understand how addicts think you'll also know how to protect yourself from crime, since most of it is addiction driven.
323: 2011-12-14: RT @shitgirlssay: I think it's funny that she thinks she can go around saying those things about me and I won't find out about it.
324: 2011-12-12: RT @PritsWire: @BadDalaiLama I think its time to republish your essays on addiction.
325: 2011-12-11: .@JessOnCrack: "How do u come up with these topics?" <== They're a by-product of my thinking processes. I do a LOT of thinking.
326: 2011-12-11: No matter how well you think you have planned your life, it will change in ways you never expected.
327: 2011-12-06: To reach just and reasonable decisions, one must be free to think unjust and unreasonable thoughts so they may be tested and discarded.
328: 2011-12-06: The main fallacy of romance is thinking someone else can give your life meaning when you can't find it yourself.
329: 2011-12-05: A bloody Stalinist purge is now taking place over at our FB page, but still friend us if you think you got the stuff.
330: 2011-12-03: The trouble with actors and singers: Although they're only one cog in the production, they think they own it.
331: 2011-12-02: RT @aedison: Not sure what I think about Heisenberg.
332: 2011-12-02: The root of most personal disasters is euphoria, where we think we can do anything and commit to more than we are capable of.
333: 2011-11-28: I tied to watch "The Muppets" but I couldn't help thinking, "Jim Henson is dead. Disney now owns this."
334: 2011-11-28: Whenever I see a new movie with a fresh child star, I think: "There's another life ruined!" My sadness for them overpowers the movie itself.
335: 2011-11-26: Whenever you think you have no choice, you usually have many. You just refuse to see them.
336: 2011-11-16: Life is landmarked by experiences where we look back later and say "What was I thinking?"
337: 2011-11-15: My main complaint about Texas is it's too small. If it was 1800 miles wide instead of 880, I could get some real thinking done.
338: 2011-11-14: RT @persdevquotes: Being busy is a form of laziness - lazy thinking and indiscriminate action. ~ Tim Ferriss
339: 2011-11-13: When you get on the freeway in West Texas, you got to think, "Am I going in the right direction?" because it could take hours to find out.
340: 2011-11-11: It doesn't say much for your relationship if you think you need marriage to lock you in and make it harder to escape.
341: 2011-11-08: The first step to doing it is having the balls to think you can.
342: 2011-11-04: RT @princeboucher: I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the ...
343: 2011-11-04: RT @ExpertPrimate: I don't think I need a "collector's edition" anything, thank you.
344: 2011-11-03: Thinking of becoming a Life Coach but don't know how? Turns out there's a Life Coach to help you with that!
345: 2011-10-30: As the song indicates, once you start thinking, you're doomed. Stop it, stop it this minute!
346: 2011-10-30: Can't Stop Thinkin' - New recording of my 2009 love song, shot this morning in a motel room in Virginia.
347: 2011-10-29: My first love song (albeit a bit obsessive): "Can't Stop Thinkin" - (2009)
348: 2011-10-29: "Hey what breed is Pooky? I want one too!" <== Not sure, but I think it's Spoiled Brat.
349: 2011-10-29: (So what does that mean? Who knows! It's a verbal enigma that makes you think and the energy source that powers the song.)
350: 2011-10-28: Couples already living together wouldn't get married if they didn't think it will somehow improve their relationship. It doesn't.
351: 2011-10-24: Bridges don't always take you where you think they will, but at least they take you somewhere.
352: 2011-10-19: @wrongologist Think it over! This one may be wrong, but it's catchy. Care to give us a preview first. Focus group study.
353: 2011-10-17: RT @leahjohnston (a clever photographic artist): Latest work: thinking about the idea of freedom”
354: 2011-10-14: Don't expect teenagers to think like adults when adults don't even think like adults most of the time. My 2008 essay:
355: 2011-10-11: When someone is self-destructive, don't think, "How can I help them?" Think: "How can I protect myself from going down with them?"
356: 2011-10-09: Fatalism is a self-fulfilling prophesy. If you think you have no control then it will be true.
357: 2011-10-08: I think it's adorable when people put on matching uniforms and jog or bike together. Happens mainly in Canada.
358: 2011-09-29: Intimacy is nice but sex is stupid. If there wasn't a drug reward at the end, you'd think it was factory work.
359: 2011-09-25: .@xtinewu "Like a basket of 14 goats instead of PayPal" <== I'm thinking hamburger credits. My 2010 video explains:
360: 2011-09-24: A good movie tickles the brain and leaves you thinking about it long after the closing credits.
361: 2011-09-17: Young people are obsessed with the breaks and connections they think will make them famous, often neglecting the quality of their product.
362: 2011-09-17: If you are counting on people making rational decisions, think again. That rarely happens outside of math problems.
363: 2011-09-16: "Never give up on your dreams!" — deluded thinking that traps people in futile pursuits, blocking sight of real opportunities around them.
364: 2011-09-15: RT @ExpertPrimate: I think a person should be able to marry whatever person or thing they love more than anything. It would cure them of ...
365: 2011-09-14: Most people who think they are lactose intolerant are not. Daily Mail: Now, how about gluton?
366: 2011-09-08: @angusbatey "Enjoying being (I think?) the only journalist who covers defence and rap." ==> Someday, you'll merge the two!
367: 2011-09-05: The paradox of love is that it blinds us to who the other person really is. Wishful thinking replaces testing and observation.
368: 2011-08-25: "Jerk" is pretty much synonymous with the 20s. If you survive to 30, you'll be thinking, "God, what an idiot I was!"
369: 2011-08-13: All humor is "real". A joke tells you something about what the author is thinking about and what he regards as important.
370: 2011-08-05: If you present yourself to the world as a god or goddess, you can expect to have stalkers, people who think you can solve their problems.
371: 2011-08-01: RT @AndrewBober: @BadDalaiLama I think it has to do with the state sport being jousting. V medieval. Explains why my brother @mrdavidbob ...
372: 2011-07-28: I think I've worked out how Google+ fits into my personal social media plan. G+ essay:
373: 2011-07-24: Youth thinks the sky's the limit. Later it will learn how low the sky can be.
374: 2011-07-22: Don't expect an apology. Even if it comes, It won't be as satisfying as you think it will be. Study: via @quippdPsych
375: 2011-07-17: Conspiracy theory: Cancer was invented by the medical industry to promote business. Think—you only know you have it AFTER seeing the doctor.
376: 2011-07-16: If you think you can fly but crash trying, you can still retain the delusion. The theory was correct, you say, only the execution flawed.
377: 2011-07-16: @djackmanson "How do they fit in those tiny little cars?" <== You may be thinking of Shiners—with the circus. I'm not sure what Elks do.
378: 2011-07-14: RT @CrankyPappy: Don't tell me what you think, know or believe. Tell me what you did.
379: 2011-07-13: RT @sbellelauren: hey guys, i think we're good on babies, you can stop now
380: 2011-07-11: In a movie, what prevents the hero from defeating the bad guy is his own defective thinking. He must change it to win the prize.
381: 2011-07-11: When talking to even the closest friend, no sane person would blurt out everything they are thinking.
382: 2011-07-10: RT @nainysahani: More I think about it, more I believe it. RT@BadDalaiLama Home is an imaginary concept, not an achievable destination.
383: 2011-07-02: In the 20 hours it takes to read a book, think of all you could accomplish in the real world.
384: 2011-07-02: When you read a book you're being controlled by someone else's thoughts. If you spend the time just thinking, you may accomplish a lot more.
385: 2011-07-01: Think it through: If drugs were legal across the board, where would they come from and who would profit? Where would incentives lie?
386: 2011-07-01: I'm thinking of joining the Scientologists on this one. L. Ron and I are thinking along the same lines!
387: 2011-06-30: Depression involves brain chemistry—but so does every thought you think. Doesn't mean you can't take control of it.
388: 2011-06-26: Actor gets a big break. Stars in a hit movie written and directed by someone else. Becomes a prima donna. Thinks he did it all himself.
389: 2011-06-26: Luxury is a display to others that says, "I am better than you think I am."
390: 2011-06-25: An American Pyramid. Right now! Toto, I don't think we're in Egypt anymore!
391: 2011-06-17: I get butterflies in my stomach when thinking about crossing the Sinai. Perhaps the most adventurous thing I've done. A little scary!
392: 2011-05-27: Hubris is thinking your romance will last forever.
393: 2011-05-26: In TV "documentaries", only ratings matter, not accuracy. Think if it as "fact-based fiction".
394: 2011-05-25: For real!? I think they're just a little oversensitive. The likelihood of another tornado in the same place seems slim.
395: 2011-05-17: MRT @sbellelauren Whenever i think about getting married, I just read the tweets of those who already are. All better!
396: 2011-05-16: RT @sbellelauren: whenever i think about getting married, i just read through all your tweets. all better!
397: 2011-05-13: When people think love will save them, they are ripe for a con job.
398: 2011-05-08: Creativity is always a little dangerous. It requires thinking the unthinkable, even if you don't actually do it.
399: 2011-05-08: Conventional thinking is seeing a fence and turning back. Creativity is walking the fence line, testing it and looking for ways around.
400: 2011-05-07: The paradox of technology: We can communicate with each other instantly but have less to say, because no one has time to think.
401: 2011-05-05: How many people really know how to think? Only a tiny portion of the human population. The rest merely react to their environment.
402: 2011-05-05: Cognitive discipline is to check into a hotel room and never even think to turn on the TV.
403: 2011-05-05: To some, a long journey by plane or car is an arduous task disrupting their life. To others, it is a pleasure, a precious chance to think.
404: 2011-05-05: If you're not engaged in any meaningful personal project, then extra thinking time won't help you. You'll merely be bored.
405: 2011-05-05: If you are engaged in a meaningful personal project, the more time you spend thinking about it, the more creative solutions you'll find.
406: 2011-05-05: Some people prefer all-engrossing jobs because they don't have any meaningful use for their thinking time otherwise.
407: 2011-05-05: Two jobs that pay the same can require vastly different cognitive resources. You can be using 98% of your thinking time or 2%.
408: 2011-05-05: Most people are incapable of unstructured, free-form thinking. They need structure from the outside for their brain to accomplish anything.
409: 2011-05-05: People who do a lot of reading think of themselves as more literate, but it can be just as unproductive as hours of mindless TV.
410: 2011-05-05: Many who are frugal with money would thinking nothing of wasting cognitive resources on TV, novels or other unproductive pursuits.
411: 2011-05-05: Driving or jogging require very little thinking time. Reading, watching TV or doing a crossword puzzle require nearly 100%.
412: 2011-05-05: "Cognitive resources" are the thinking time required for a task, equivalent to CPU time on a computer.
413: 2011-04-29: Much of what we think is impossible is merely a block in our own mind.
414: 2011-04-29: The skill of X-Ray Vision is easier than you think. It's a matter of seeing what's right in front of you instead of what you want to see.
415: 2011-04-19: I can think of nothing more depressing than growing old with someone. Have you seen what those people have to put up with?
416: 2011-04-14: Historically, it is more conducive to survival to follow the ways of ones elders than to think independently.
417: 2011-04-12: Each generation thinks it is going to solve the world's problems with some new technology. In the end, the technology becomes the problem.
418: 2011-04-11: Many a small business has been conned into a expensive website, thinking it will expand their prospects. Then, no one looks at it.
419: 2011-04-11: You can't "roll back" the internet, but don't think this is a better world just because more free information is available.
420: 2011-04-08: Every investor, like every gambler, thinks he is smarter than everyone else, that he can outwit the system, until he loses his shirt.
421: 2011-04-08: If you've worked in an industry for 20 years and think you see a way to to do things better, you have a fair chance of succeeding.
422: 2011-04-05: Whenever I hear of the Israeli army killing civilians in some botched operation, I think, "That's what happens when you give guns to teens."
423: 2011-04-03: A fool comes into a new situation and thinks he understands it. A wise man grasps his own lack of knowledge and is willing to seek it.
424: 2011-04-02: "Well, you'll have plenty of time to think THAT over... in Statesville Prison!" —Lt. Frank Drebin
425: 2011-04-02: Example of a straw man argument: "My opponent wants to sell your children into slavery. Well, I think that's just wrong!"
426: 2011-04-01: RT @trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama "I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted entirely to pleasure." - Prince Charles.
427: 2011-03-31: RT @kellyoxford: Jealousy is something you're good at when you think you suck at everything.
428: 2011-03-30: It is emotionally unacceptable to think your life has been wasted, so you rearrange the evidence to make it not so.
429: 2011-03-29: People are driven by what they THINK will make them happy. Doesn't always work out that way, especially for decisions made in the moment.
430: 2011-03-29: The Seduction of First Impressions—thinking you have things all worked out, then finding yourself trapped in an alternate reality.
431: 2011-03-28: RT @Erekosse: @BadDalaiLama I think your essay on technology has some true facts. Sometimes feel like technology dehumanize us or dumb us.
432: 2011-03-28: @exurban "writing" <== LOL! Good one! I'll have to think about that!
433: 2011-03-28: You're a fool if you think the solution to world hunger is simply to produce more food. Technology can help with that, yet change nothing.
434: 2011-03-28: Since the beginning of time, young people have fallen for the current New Thing, thinking it's the revolution that will change the world.
435: 2011-03-27: The death spiral begins when you think you've found happiness and decide to nail it down with a contract.
436: 2011-03-26: @laurenahayes BTW: Google and Amazon are silly names. Speaks poorly about their professionalism, don't you think?
437: 2011-03-26: @laurenahayes Another attempted lolacide! Doesn't brand matter? Maybe Facebook should change back to TheFaceBook!!! Think this through!
438: 2011-03-20: RT @GaryDelaney: I think narcissists should take a long hard look at themselves.
439: 2011-03-20: Meaningful: solitude when you have important things to think about. Meaningless: meditating in beautiful places.
440: 2011-03-19: @MotherCatt "Your essay suggests we all travel and learn from it but not enjoy it." <== I think you're confusing enjoyment with consumption.
441: 2011-03-17: RT @kellyoxford: When someone says "Just act natural" I think "I'm so screwed"
442: 2011-03-15: Two important things: planning and chaos. Planning is thinking ahead. Chaos is what disrupts your plans and pushes you to a higher level.
443: 2011-03-15: TV viewers think if they watch the news, express their opinions, buy the proper products and donate as directed, they've changed the world.
444: 2011-03-14: Thinking—that is, working out problems in your head—takes time, just like watching a movie, so there's a limit on what your brain can do.
445: 2011-03-13: People prefer to follow authority rather than think for themselves—be it the authority of a person or a magical goal.
446: 2011-03-13: Thinking of starting a prototype model/celebrity twitter: Worked out today! Here's a new photo of me! Praying for Japan—so sad!
447: 2011-03-12: RT @motorfingerzach: @BadDalaiLama I've been thinking about that alot lately, and trying to find some science to back it up. Thanks!
448: 2011-03-12: Love is an exercise in wishful thinking.
449: 2011-03-12: @krd_metalgirl "I will bite You while hugging, Its a trap ;)" <== I think you're really a human who's just PRETENDING to be a zombie.
450: 2011-03-08: If can't find work in the field you want, the next best thing is a job that leaves your mind free to wander. The time to think is valuable!
451: 2011-03-08: One of life's surprises is how quickly something you think is heaven can turn into hell.
452: 2011-03-07: Religion is the refuge of the narcissist. There's no better support for your specialness than thinking God knows you personally.
453: 2011-03-07: No tyrant thinks himself evil. He believes he is taking reasonable actions to defend himself.
454: 2011-03-06: "Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."
455: 2011-03-05: @lolahayes "Taken in my living room with my phone <== Please, think of the children! Those stamen stains!
456: 2011-03-05: I bet @CharlieSheen thinks a million followers mean a million supporters. Actually, most of us are just here for the train wreck.
457: 2011-03-04: RT @djackmanson: @BadDalaiLama So true! I work in a call centre taking pizza orders, so many people think it's OK to abuse us. Sometimes ...
458: 2011-03-04: Marriages to jerks are usually short-lived. When they do persist, it is because a masochistic spouse thinks she can change him.
459: 2011-03-04: Hubris is when you succeed at something and think you are charmed because if it.
460: 2011-03-03: It's easy to look over the fence at the Jones family and think, "Their childhood was so easy." Wrong! Every family is dysfunctional!
461: 2011-03-02: The experience of homelessness is greatly enhanced by the ability to think ahead.
462: 2011-03-01: The idealism of youth is thinking the system can be changed, like realigning the axis of the Earth.
463: 2011-02-25: If you think words have no meaning, consider air traffic control, where hundreds of lives rest on verbal instructions.
464: 2011-02-24: Marathon running: Is this health consciousness or just another form of addiction? Think of all you could do in the time it takes to prepare.
465: 2011-02-20: Inertia is the human tendency to do the same things in the same way. We all get addicted to it, even when we think we're changing.
466: 2011-02-16: RT @DalaiLama: In general I think that anger is a sign of weakness and tolerance a sign of strength.
467: 2011-02-08: "Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!"
468: 2011-02-05: @lolahayes "Reflexology... What do you girls think?” <== Not a girl, but thinking you should visit a fortuneteller next.
469: 2011-02-04: @lolahayes "All is unfair in love and war" <== Not unfair, but different rules than people think. Study your Machiavelli... and Woody Allen!
470: 2011-02-01: .@michellenassau "How much does a spiritual leader get paid? I think I'll become one and spread love." <== Pay is low, but perks are nice!
471: 2011-01-24: If women have been abused throughout history, so have men. I think we can agree in general terms that history sucked for almost everyone.
472: 2011-01-22: Walking down the aisle, taking the marriage vows, the bride is thinking: "What does everyone think of me? Am I doing this right?"
473: 2011-01-22: The college placebo: "45% of college students show no gains in critical thinking during first 2 years" via @lolahayes
474: 2011-01-20: Now we know what human ashes look like! RT @RotimiKuforiji: Burglars snort dead man—thinking his ashes are cocaine.
475: 2011-01-19: No one who you think is having fun is really having as much fun as you think they are.
476: 2011-01-18: You would think competition assures quality products, but it doesn't, because consumers make poor choices based on faulty criteria.
477: 2011-01-18: Movie award shows—because what you think about a movie isn't as important as what the popular people think.
478: 2011-01-17: To understand someone, first listen to what he says about himself. It may not be true, but it tells you what he thinks is important in life.
479: 2011-01-15: When you think about it, every product is "Real". So "Real Cola Taste, Zero Calories" is perfectly legal.
480: 2011-01-13: These mystery meat products are NOT READY. (I don't think they will ever be ready!) Madison, Wisconsin.
481: 2011-01-12: .@astrangersashes "Music is a muse. It makes you think, it inspires, it helps you create..." <== Indeed, but not if pumped in continuously.
482: 2011-01-12: .@The_Scrutiniser "What makes you think 'real thoughts' are so valuable?" <== Is your life worth doing something with?
483: 2011-01-12: Music has a dangerous hold on the nervous system. Instead of thinking real thoughts, you have an iPod pumping drugs into your brain.
484: 2011-01-10: By all means vote, but don't think that by doing so you have changed anything. There are 10,000 things you can do that are more effective.
485: 2011-01-10: Give people a choice of two things (Coke v. Pepsi) and most will fall for it, thinking those are the only choices possible. Both brands win!
486: 2011-01-10: The genius of the two party system is it makes people believe they can only be one or the other. They can stop thinking for themselves!
487: 2011-01-06: Predictions for 2011: Some of the things we think are important today will not seem relevant by the end of the year.
488: 2011-01-03: A celebrity gets a serious disease, becomes advocate for a cure, wants us to think this problem is the world's most important. Self-serving?
489: 2011-01-02: Young people in love think they have things all worked out, but time will teach them otherwise.
490: 2011-01-02: .@mmufti "I am curious where you get your insights..." <== A by-product of thinking. Turn off radio, TV, news and you might have them too!
491: 2011-01-02: On My Bucket List: Become a celebrity chef, devoting my life to food, because art people eat is better than art they have to think about.
492: 2010-12-30: Theory: Pot damages the initiative centers of the brain. Think of the potheads you know. Aren't they stuck in an infinite loop?
493: 2010-12-29: Dear pot legalization advocates: You seem to be getting your way these days, but honestly, is that the best social cause you can think of?
494: 2010-12-20: A degree proves only that you can follow instructions, not your ability to think for yourself or solve real-world problems.
495: 2010-12-18: When you reduce TV, radio, news, websurfing and music to a minimum, you regain your brain and can begin to think again.
496: 2010-12-17: .@Knigel “How do you know how dogs think?” <== Some of my best friends are dogs. They tell me. (Samson in NC)
497: 2010-12-15: Inflammation of the brain caused by too much thinking can be quickly treated by the application of alcohol, cannabis or television.
498: 2010-12-15: In Ireland, most language on the street that you think is Gaelic is really just English, all slurred up by a few too many!
499: 2010-12-09: No matter how well you think you have planned your life, it will change in ways you never expected.
500: 2010-12-06: The main fallacy of romance is thinking someone else can give your life meaning when you can't find it yourself.
501: 2010-12-05: To reach just and reasonable decisions, one must be free to think unjust and unreasonable thoughts so they may be tested and discarded.
502: 2010-12-02: The rich man thinks he can prove his good taste by purchasing an art collection, but he's still a narcissistic bore. #donaldtrump #stevewynn
503: 2010-12-01: The root of most personal disasters is euphoria, where we think we can do anything and commit to more than we are capable of.
504: 2010-11-28: A "home" is where you sleep, write, think, change clothes and store a limited cache of supplies. A dorm room is optimal, a house excessive.
505: 2010-11-27: There is no money to be made in solving people's underlying problems, only in giving them what they think they want.
506: 2010-11-26: Whenever you think you have no choice, you usually have many. You just refuse to see them.
507: 2010-11-22: Romance is the ultimate exercise in wishful thinking.
508: 2010-11-19: "You never want a serious crisis to go to waste. [It] is an opportunity to do things you didn’t think you could do before." —Rahm Emanuel
509: 2010-11-15: Your most precious resource is time—not just time to do things but time to think about things you've done.
510: 2010-11-09: The purpose of protests is to allow people to vent and think they're changing something when in fact they're changing nothing.
511: 2010-11-06: The main delusion of youth is thinking you have all the time in the world.
512: 2010-11-05: "Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose." —Bill Gates
513: 2010-11-02: "Boom and Bust" is the cycle of life. Boom is when you think you can do anything and overcommit yourself. Bust is when you pay the price.
514: 2010-10-28: If you need religion to make sense of your life, so be it. Just don't go around thinking you are God's chosen one.
515: 2010-10-26: If psychic phenomena are real, they are unreliable tools for interacting with the world. They are too easily confused with wishful thinking.
516: 2010-10-12: No matter what exotic destination you visit, you will find people living there who think it's the most boring place in the world.
517: 2010-10-11: People credit God for their good fortune so they don't have to think about who they hurt to obtain it.
518: 2010-10-08: Narcissism is when you do something ordinary but think it's extraordinary, just because you did it.
519: 2010-10-08: RT @DrkIntellectual: Patriotism - a confused state where one thinks "love of homeland" is synonymous with "fear and hatred of all things ...
520: 2010-10-06: Nothing gets you thinking clearly like the threat of impending disaster.
521: 2010-10-05: All the different varieties of alcohol are just a charade to make you think you're cultured instead of addicted.
522: 2010-10-04: History is full of young people courted to disaster by thinking their generation is different.
523: 2010-10-04: Character is how you behave when you think no one's watching.
524: 2010-10-04: Having a baby is what couples do when their relationship runs out of steam and they can't think of anything else.
525: 2010-09-29: The more resources you have at your disposal, the more "necessities" you think you need.
526: 2010-09-26: Hubris is thinking, when a roll of the dice favors you, that the dice really care.
527: 2010-09-23: Anyone can appreciate beauty. Only the arrogant think they can own it.
528: KilroyCafe: 2011-02-22: Thinking of starting a mail-order university to certify psychics, ghost hunters and UFO researchers. Also social media experts.
529: KilroyCafe: 2010-11-29: Frank Drebin: "Well, you'll have plenty of time to think that over in Statesville Prison." (which is where I happen to be)
530: KilroyCafe: 2010-10-23: You think Texas is big? Try driving Ontario from stem to stern. It's 300 miles longer and 50% bigger overall.
531: KilroyCafe: 2010-10-06: RT @BadDalaiLama: All the different varieties of alcohol are just a charade to make you think you're cultured instead of addicted.
532: KilroyCafe: 2010-10-04: The purpose of protests is to allow people to vent and think they're changing something when in fact they're changing nothing.
533: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-23: RT @TheBosha: Think about it, young people: if they insist on disallowing Gays to serve openly, dodging any next draft will be easy peas ...
534: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-14: Walking down the aisle, taking the marriage vows, the bride is thinking: "What does everyone think of me? Am I doing this right?"
535: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-12: It is not narcissistic to be concerned with your own image and accomplishments, only to think special rules apply to you.
536: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-12: For every hellhole on earth, there's some poor sap who thinks of it fondly as home.
537: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-11: If there is something you think should be done, then do it. Don't promise, just do. Doing isn't as dangerous as promises.
538: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-06: How many silly ways can you think of to spend money when you have too much of it? That's America!
539: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-26: Possible public hike of Tikaboo Peak (Area 51 viewpoint in Nevada) on Oct. 10 - What do you think?
540: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-23: Most of the things other people can do, you can do too. If you think you can't it's probably because you haven't seriously tried.
541: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-10: There is no friend, no matter how close, with whom we can share everything we are thinking and feeling. There will always be barriers.
542: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-24: People are limited by the breadth of their own vision. If you think small, you're going to live small.
543: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-17: Inception: Think I just wasted 2-1/2 hours. The dream worlds were too normal. Too many explosions. Too bad Tim Burton didn't make it.
544: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-16: Zanesville, Ohio: Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll pass on the "Dark Feast with Mega Jug." Photo:
545: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-16: If you think you're doomed at romance because you're an idiot, don't despair. Somewhere out there is the perfect idiot just for you!
546: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-01: Sex is fun and all, but sooner or later someone's going to take it seriously and think it means something.
547: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-16: One of life's surprises is how quickly something you think is heaven can turn into hell.
548: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-11: What do you think time is made of - pixie dust? If you squander it on some meaningless hobby, you're blowing away life itself.
549: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-05: No tyrant thinks himself evil. He believes he is taking reasonable actions to defend himself.
550: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-27: "Boom and Bust" is the cycle of life. Boom is when you think you can do anything and overcommit yourself. Bust is when you pay the price.
551: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-25: Youth, in every place and time, thinks it can do anything, blithely takes on debts, then spends the rest of its life enslaved to them.
552: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-15: "The difference between Americans & Europeans is that Europeans think 100 miles is a long way and Americans think 100 years is a long time."
553: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-14: Europe is full of old shit, which Americans think is special. Really, though, it's just ordinary shit that got old.
554: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-09: I think I may need Trilipix™. No idea what it does, but judging from the ads, it seems to match my active lifestyle.
555: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-01: It is the nature of youth to think you have all the time in the world and spend it that way.
556: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-24: Anyone can appreciate beauty. Only the arrogant think they can own it.
557: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-22: Excellent! I have Bond in custody. I plan to kill him, but before I do I think I'll reveal to him my evil plan. What can possibly go wrong?
558: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-10: "Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can`t lose." — Bill Gates via @tweetsayings
559: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-10: Hubris is thinking, when a roll of the dice favors you, that the dice really care.
560: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-06: After all we've done to this planet — pollution, deforestation, overpopulation — maybe it's time to start thinking green. Soylent Green.
561: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-05: Narcissism is when you do something ordinary but think it's extraordinary, just because you did it.
562: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-01: There is no passion so violent as when one Britney Spears impersonator thinks another is horning in on her territory. Trust me on this.
563: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-28: Our modern economy is powered by the delusions of people who have enough money but who think they need even more.
564: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-22: The more resources you have at your disposal, the more "necessities" you think you need.
565: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-21: A key element of style in any medium is "limited self-reference". What you think and feel is private, shared only through universal truths.
566: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-17: "A friend is one before whom you may think aloud." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
567: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-14: If you think you can live without medical care (ie insurance), consider that the "natural" historic lifespan of humans was barely 40 years.
568: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-12: Ones experience as a camper is inversely proportional to the amount of campinq equipment one thinks one needs.
569: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-10: The thing that unites all parents is their ill-preparedness for the task. "What were we thinking?"
570: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-27: A great movie (or book or song or life experience) is one that you wake up at night thinking about, years after you saw it.
571: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-25: Having a baby is what couples do when they can't think of anything else.
572: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-23: "When you think about it, all things are For A Limited Time Only." -- MRT @tehawesome
573: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-22: A deadly combination: stupid, egotistical and in a position of power. Think Barney Fife. Funny to watch but avoid at all costs!
574: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-20: "You spend your childhood thinking otherwise when really, adulthood consists of bullshitting and knowing just enough to get by." @katefeetie
575: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-11: A paranoid person may be extremely violent and aggressive but does not perceive himself as such. He thinks he is simply defending himself.
576: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-10: History is full of young people courted to disaster by thinking their generation is different.
577: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-26: Do drivers who use radar detectors get fewer speeding tickets than those who don't? I think the opposite. Technology begets overconfidence!
578: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-17: Nothing gets you thinking clearly like the threat of impending catastrophe.
579: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-16: "There should be tax breaks for couples with no children. Think of the carbon saved by not bringing new people into existence!"@SamPayne1701
580: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-10: "Lost Cat: Reward" in Jackson, Wyoming. Photo: - I think I know what happened to little Fluffy!
581: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-03: In Ireland, most language on the street that you think is Irish Gaelic is really just English, all slurred up by a few too many!
582: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-27: Psychic phenomena may be real, but they're not reliable. They are too easy to confuse with wishful thinking.
583: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-27: People credit God for their good fortune so they don't have to think about who they hurt to obtain it.
584: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-27: Music, like film, is a glorious fraud. The audience thinks something's there that isn't.
585: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-25: No matter how special you think you are, the world doesn't need your contribution to the gene pool.
586: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-25: If you think you see what's wrong with someone's life, there's usually no way to tell them. Such habits are impervious to words.
587: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-12: Dolphins are deep thinkers, UK Guardian: - Clever and devious, capable of training their trainers. (Via @linkibol)
588: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-08: Music, at its base, is a mimicry of language. It fools the brain into thinking it is listening to words.
589: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-07: There are no permanently safe harbors. Anything you think guarantees lifelong security is really just a prison in disguise.
590: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-01: Most future happiness is a delusion. What we think will make us happy probably won't.
591: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-01: No matter what exotic destination you go to, there are people living there who think it's the most boring place in the world!
592: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-29: Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. No, wait... We're STILL in Kansas? Never mind!
593: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-27: Jews, Muslims, Christians: I am non-discriminatory. I think they're ALL wacko!
594: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-25: Most people's lives are a minefield of poor choices and conflicting emotions propped up by delusion and wishful thinking.
595: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-07: Your television addiction has been licked if you check into a hotel and never even think about turning it on.
596: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-22: If you think you need religion to make sense of your life, so be it. Just don't go around thinking you're God's chosen one.
597: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-04: "I've been vacationing in the same place for 15 years." You idiot! Think of all the places you could have seen!
598: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-03: Manhattan for $20/night. Think you can do it? I did last night! (Homeless by Choice)
599: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-02: "Glenn is thinking of becoming an Anarchist but doesn't know how to go about it...." Facebook Status:
600: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-01: You may think the necessities of life are "food, shelter and clothing" but the latter two are only required in cold climates.
601: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-29: When people buy a luxury product they think they are getting some magical benefit from it that in fact doesn't exist.
602: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-25: "There's always a wise-ass in every group who thinks he is better than everyone else..." - My photo from North Dakota:
603: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-25: I think I know where Fargo, North Dakota got its name. You have to "go far" to get there!
604: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-24: I have just released my first love song (albeit a bit obsessive): "Can't Stop Thinkin" -
605: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-21: Just because a TV show is called a "documentary" doesn't mean it bears any resemblance to reality. Think of it as "truth-based fiction".
606: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-17: Nobody thinks about the mosquito, about her short life and how the odds are stacked against her. Makes you want to give generously!
607: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-17: After watching "District 9", I'm going to think twice before throwing a prawn on the barbie!
608: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-15: Young people in love think they have things all worked out, but time will teach them otherwise.
609: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-13: So what do you think: Do Bill and Hillary have a functional relationship or a dysfunctional one? I say, "Whatever works for them."
610: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-18: There is no safe haven. If you think you've found one, you've probably lost your freedom without gaining the safety you expected.
611: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-15: Think of "Sound of Silence" by S&G. Simple, word-driven song. You don't need a band or agent. The song stands on its own.
612: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-08: Missed the Michael Jackson extravaganza. Do you think it will be repeated? This guy's star is rising. Look out Elvis!
613: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-06: I drive 1000s of miles a month and hardly ever listen to the radio. I got thoughts to think and radio is merely a distraction.
614: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-27: A hot tub is symbolic of the things you don't need in life: a huge maintenance burden that doesn't give you the pleasure you think it will.
615: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-26: It's hard to find a lawyer who can "think outside the box," because the law, by definition, is totally inside the box.
616: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-23: "Better Performance After a Dreaming Nap" NY Times - Better thinking after REM sleep. Duh! (I do my best work in REM!)
617: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-19: I can think of no more humiliating career than "Actor". What dignity is there in pretending to be someone else?
618: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-16: "We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them." - Albert Einstein, via @linkibol
619: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-14: People think they need RVs only because they can't bear to leave behind all their unnecessary stuff.
620: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-11: Whenever I clip my fingernails I think of the San Andreas Fault, which is moving at about the same rate, building tension. Gonna snap soon!
621: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-10: Passing a cop car beside the road, it is natural to think, "What will I be accused of?" even if you know you've done nothing.
622: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-06: Just as you start getting good at life, it's time to think about dying.
623: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-05: I can think of nothing less romantic than a motorcycle ride across America. That's 2500 miles of shit in your face.
624: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-03: Marriage was living with the Thought Police. I got in trouble for what I said, what I thought and what I might say or think in the future.
625: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-31: What should we think about people who take pride in their own emptiness? "I enjoy being shallow." We must take them at their word.
626: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-17: Nearly all advertising is for products you don't need, trying to manipulate you into thinking you do need them.
627: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-16: What you think our relationship is and what I think it is are usually two different things.
628: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-15: Call me conservative, but I still think they should be called "freedom fries." It's time we recognized our national cuisine.
629: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-14: If I were a bug I could walk upside down on the ceiling, which is pretty amazing when you think about it!
630: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-14: I pitched my tent in the forest next to the Frankfurt airport. Slept 9 hours! I think I'll stay longer next time. Need cheap WiFi though!
631: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-11: Think it's sweet that everyone in the twitterverse has "the best mom in the whole world". So where did all our issues come from?
632: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-10: Thank God for delusional thinking, bad planning, alcohol and failed condoms. Without them, there might be no mothers.
633: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-06: If we took all the time, attention and money now wasted on spectator sports and turned them to productive uses, think of all we could do!
634: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-30: I'm thinking of creating a Facebook page and Twitter feed exclusively for my lower intestine, for people who must have those updates.
635: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-28: A nice little article on a part of the body you don't think much about: Bone. NY Times: - A wonder of engineering.
636: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-28: I used to think the platypus was my favorite monotreme until I met the echidna. So hard to choose! (and the hurt feelings if I do)
637: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-22: Now blessed with a self-named domain: - Do you think it's too obvious?
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