Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "sport"

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Dates: after but on or before format: 2013-11-07
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1: 2017-08-27: While the world is burning, why are we supposed to care about sports?
2: 2016-10-10: I don't drink, don't smoke, don't consume caffeine, sports or television, drinking a bland shake for food. What joy can I have in life?
3: 2015-06-03: I am outraged by the charges of corruption in a sport I couldn't give a damn about.
4: 2014-09-14: Set up a maze and the rats will run through it. That's what sports are all about.
5: 2014-08-31: RT @cracked: 5 Good Reasons Professional Sports Are the Worst Thing Ever - |
6: 2014-08-24: RT @Peripatetia: I don't do extreme sports or Third World travel, but I will do extreme homelessness if circumstances call for it. #sleepan…
7: 2014-02-09: The @AV_byte brothers on their way to stardom ==> Fox Sports Picks YouTube Duo in Content Deal Worth $1 Million
8: 2014-01-26: Someday I'll be a real man—follow sports, learn to fish, kill things in a manly way. For now, I can only dream.
9: 2014-01-01: On My Bucket List: Represent, through the ostentatious display of artifacts, that the sports team of my city is better than any other.
10: 2013-11-14: USA Women's Ice Hockey Team, skating backwards. @ Edge Sports Center
11: 2013-09-25: Budweiser – proudly announcing its support of every major sports team with which it could get a marketing agreement.
12: 2013-09-21: Karma is engaging in a death-defying sport and actually dying.
13: 2013-07-18: sports journalism — recording the conflicts and scandals of various teams, but not questioning the framework you have been given.
14: 2013-05-20: RT @washingtonpost: In 40/50 states, the highest paid public employee is a sports coach at a public university.
15: 2013-04-10: @SondGee Then why are sports teams always referred to in the plural? "Arsenal are hoping for a big win."
16: 2013-04-09: Do something important with your time... or train for a sporting event?
17: 2013-01-01: Spectator sports: proof that your life has no meaning.
18: 2012-11-07: The audience acts so shocked when someone engaged in a death-defying sport actually dies. Gimme a break! Why else were you watching?
19: 2012-11-01: On My Bucket List: Purchase the naming rights to a major league sports stadium. Call it Waste Of Time Field.
20: 2012-09-28: Every 4 years America hosts its national sport between the Red & Blue teams and whichever wins the other says the country is going to hell.
21: 2012-09-14: On My Bucket List: Buy a product because a movie star or sports figure has been paid to appear in its ads.
22: 2012-09-05: Sporting Goods - 360° panorama
23: 2012-08-31: RT @aristosophy: Gold Medallist, 100 metres defying omnipresent social cues to the effect that sport possesses some manner of cosmic sig ...
24: 2012-05-23: He was an endless font of meaningless pseudo-knowledge — sports scores, celebrity gossip, advice on fine wine.
25: 2012-04-20: Does playing team sports build character? Or does it just make it difficult for people to function outside a team?
26: 2012-03-27: Things I know nothing about (proudly): sports, fashion, wine, cuisine, TV shows, contemporary music, celebrity gossip.
27: 2012-01-10: Stupid male obsessions: sports, war, sex with mannequins.
29: 2012-01-05: You gotta give credit to those lady sportscasters, how they can rise above gender discrimination to talk the same nonsense bullshit as men.
30: 2011-12-29: .@Andreaof9 "Is it a sports arena?" <== Of course, but that still doesn't answer the "Why?"
31: 2011-12-14: This is how Real Men hunt in Texas. Set up this friendly deer feeder, then snipe at them from the tower. Sporting!
32: 2011-12-02: People love sports because they are ritualized and not very threatening. You can "challenge yourself" but only within very narrow bounds.
33: 2011-12-02: In lieu of sports, you could build life skills by throwing yourself into chaotic situations and finding your way out.
34: 2011-12-02: Unlike the rest of life, sports obey a well-defined system of rules, so they don't teach you much about creativity in real-world chaos.
35: 2011-10-18: Wow! This premium placebo sports band has OVER 1800 NEGATIVE IONS for only $29.99. That's less than 2 cents per ion!
36: 2011-10-17: It is hard the grieve for someone who dies while engaged in a death-defying sport. Can't get more Karma than that!
37: 2011-10-09: If I was a lawyer, I would be a sports attorney, so I could defend the downtrodden class of Major League players and owners.
38: 2011-08-01: RT @AndrewBober: @BadDalaiLama I think it has to do with the state sport being jousting. V medieval. Explains why my brother @mrdavidbob ...
39: 2011-07-09: I've just invented a new sport: "river walking" — Just pick a river and walk up the middle of it. Video from MO:
40: 2011-06-21: There is a sporting event on TV and all of Cairo is watching. Out my window I hear simultaneous whoops and groans from the whole city.
41: 2011-05-14: RT @Sports_Greats: We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing.-Oliver Wendell Holmes
42: 2011-05-01: Hockey is the most popular sport in Canada—not playing it but watching it while drinking beer.
43: 2011-04-23: RT @Sports_Greats: Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records. -William Arthur Ward
44: 2011-04-12: The challenge of sports coverage is finding ways to romanticize an otherwise meaningless activity.
45: 2011-03-15: Sports, weather, celebrities, natural disasters... the reliable world of pseudo news. An advertiser's paradise!
46: 2011-03-10: The most vapid and inane form of the English language is that employed by television sportscasters.
47: 2011-03-04: Following tech news is like following sports: there are always teams winning and losing, but in the bigger scheme it doesn't matter. #ipad
48: 2011-03-02: Same old story: Women are intimidated by smart guys. If you want a girl, you got to play dumb, drink beer and pretend to like sports.
49: 2011-02-25: If you meet someone with many homes, a private jet, sports cars, yachts, you may see a rich man. I see a sucker imprisoned by his wealth.
50: 2011-02-04: Less than 15% of the people collecting stupid sports statistics are women. How are we going to address this gender inequity?
51: 2011-01-31: Homeless Tip: Camping soap (Walmart sports dept) also works in salt water, so while swimming in the tropics you can also bathe.
52: 2011-01-25: Male Data Collection Syndrome [MDCS] — a common disorder where the male obsessively collects useless info and statistics: sport scores, etc.
53: 2011-01-14: Most of what people call "luxuries" are really just expensive forms of imprisonment. The 2nd home, the boat, the sports car... shackles!
54: 2011-01-06: If all the energy spent on sports and pets was devoted instead to the needy, a lot more poor people would yell at TVs and play fetch.
55: 2011-01-05: Hunting with a rifle isn't a sport any more than a video game is. A naked, starving man with a spear—now that's a sport!
56: 2010-12-29: If you cherish your brain, why would you do any drug, legal or not? It's like throwing dirt in the engine of a high-performance sports car.
57: 2010-12-27: Golf, skiing, tennis, sailing — sports invented to help rich people spend their money.
58: 2010-12-04: Male pattern autism: mindless babble about sports, preoccupation with all things technical, total inability to relate to others.
59: 2010-11-28: Music, television, web surfing, shopping, sports, political debate... All are a mask for the fact that you haven't done a damn thing.
60: 2010-09-20: The greatest wasters of human potential are poverty, war, political repression, drugs and spectator sports.
61: KilroyCafe: 2010-11-16: I don't know much about sports, but isn't an "offensive foul" redundant?
62: KilroyCafe: 2010-10-19: The most vapid and inane form of the English language is that employed by television sportscasters.
63: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-20: RT @BadDalaiLama: The greatest wasters of human potential are poverty, war, political repression, drugs and spectator sports.
64: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-19: sports — n. a system of artificial conflict intended to placate the masses, absorb their energy and keep them from any real accomplishment.
65: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-24: Your Number One source for irrelevant and meaningless news is called "sports."
66: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-11: "Shooting the messenger" is the official human sport. If a message conflicts with one's own investments, that's the easiest way.
67: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-04: For the autistic male, weather, sports and transportation provide endless facts and statistics to be collected and regurgitated.
68: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-26: The only thing more absurd than spectator sports is spectator sports on the radio. You can't even spectate!
69: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-11: Pity the autistic male whose only knowledge of human culture is related to the following of sports teams. Also pity his wife.
70: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-11: My old essay on the tragedy of "Male Sports Addiction" (Kilroy Cafe #10, June 08)
71: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-06: Fishing - the sport for guys with nothing else to do.
72: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-08: For all the rock climbers, sky divers, extreme skiers and hang glider pilots who tragically died doing the sport they loved: DUH!
73: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-06: Just republished a classic Kilroy essay from a year ago: "Male Sports Addiction: A Clinical Profile" - Is there hope?
74: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-06: If we took all the time, attention and money now wasted on spectator sports and turned them to productive uses, think of all we could do!
75: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-04: Male Data Collection Syndrome (MDCS) is the propensity of the human male to collect useless info and statistics: sports scores, etc.
76: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-01: Common addictions: drugs, alcohol, cigs, caffeine, TV, video games, music, shopping, sports, sex, porn, religion, travel, food, love...
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