Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "report"

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1: 2016-11-11: "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated." – America
2: 2016-11-06: Still photos are so Last Year. If you are reporting something in the present, give us VIDEOS, people. #socialmedia
3: 2016-10-20: Check out #TrumpBookReport. The Donald reports on great works of literature.
4: 2016-10-16: On My Bucket List: Have reporters ask me for the secret to my longevity. πŸ—‘πŸ“β³
5: 2015-11-04: Statistical analysis of UFO reports reveals remarkable patterns: They happen to cluster around the cities where there are UFO groups.
6: 2015-08-01: No thought ever passed through her head that was not reported immediately in words through her mouth.
7: 2015-02-16: Modern journalism was built on the solid foundation of reporters without curiosity reinforcing conventional wisdom.
8: 2015-01-13: News Flash! Anderson Cooper is reporting LIVE from the scene of the latest disaster. "The investigation is continuing," he says.
9: 2014-12-20: New torture report: detainee was forced to watch a TV with only three channels: Russia Today, North Korean propaganda and Fox News.
10: 2014-05-30: RT @nytimes: Scientists report they were able to reliably teleport data http://t.co/R210WtllzE
11: 2014-02-05: A Wall Street Journal reporter goes missing under mysterious circumstances, but you can't read it in there. (paywall) http://t.co/lYWXJ1xrAk
12: 2014-01-03: Weatherman, reporting live from the street. Braving the gales. "Yes," he says, "it sure is nippy out here. Back to you!"
13: 2013-08-12: On My Bucket List: Report to my parole officer.
14: 2013-08-10: RT @TelegraphNews: .@fifimadrid reports on the battle over Ceuta, Spain's African Gibraltar http://t.co/pELO6kdF7s
15: 2013-07-23: Get my new AssSaver app. Monitors your tweets for dubious content. Reports "Don't post that, dummy!" when you've crossed the line.
16: 2013-06-28: My first film seizure at NSA Headquarters reported in a 1994 issue of my Desert Rat newsletter https://t.co/JaII69lHbW Repeated in 2012.
17: 2013-06-26: At least 35% of Americans have passports (not 10% as often reported) http://t.co/hAujMp4hNY
18: 2013-06-17: protest fatigue β€” the point where the smell of teargas and reports of thousands gathering nearby just doesn't excite you anymore.
19: 2013-06-12: My eyewitness report on the Istanbul Protests. (new blog entry) http://t.co/2iBw1AJJB1 http://t.co/Wu9GDTfjVq
20: 2013-05-21: Always act like a celebrity even if you're not. Produce every word and action as though it would be reported through all the ages.
21: 2013-04-30: "If you see something, say something!" – Instead of deterring terrorism, slogans like this may simply overwhelm police with trivial reports.
22: 2013-04-26: Bob Lazar takes questions on UFOs at Area 51 in 1993. My new report on a fascinating event: http://t.co/TwtIdAufbP http://t.co/Ow6lkA13Of
23: 2013-04-04: .@lbtreiman How to play the Twitter game: Observe and report. If you nail something cool, you win, even if no one else notices.
24: 2012-12-21: .@StirringTrouble In the USA, winnings are taxable while most wagers can't be deducted. All large casino prizes are reported to the IRS.
25: 2012-12-19: On My Bucket List: Have reporters ask me, "To what do you owe your longevity?"
26: 2012-07-06: RT @MailOnline: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes divorce: Scientologists urge followers to take action against negative reports http://t.co/y ...
27: 2012-05-31: Television documentaries would never lie to you, just fail to report any information that contradicts the premise of the show. #UFOs #ghosts
28: 2012-04-09: If you work for NSA, you must have "REPORT ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS" drilled into you ten times a day. Today, I fit the bill. #baldterroristspy
29: 2012-03-05: Case Study 2: You are raped. You report the crime and testify at the trial. You forgive BEFORE the trial. To hold onto anger hurts only you.
30: 2011-07-10: "Tweet like a model" means report every meal, photo shoot and gym workout and say "OMG, so sad!" for every natural disaster.
31: 2011-05-26: My 1994 report on the media and how it works, including my first introduction to "infotainment" television. http://j.mp/j2bAkx Desert Rat
32: 2011-05-25: What the news reports don't make clear: 90% of Joplin is completely unaffected. The city has not been destroyed.
33: 2011-05-25: RT @ChefTariqHanna: Cnn's reporting a tornado heading that way at 45 mph. <== Ha! I can outrun that!
34: 2011-05-12: The Onion is the perfect journalism business model. No reporting expense. Just make shit up.
35: 2011-04-05: Our video report from the Palestinian side of the West Bank barrier (like the Berlin Wall). http://youtu.be/zbfxbOmGOyY {12/25 Christmas!}
36: 2011-03-14: Passing through Kentwood, Louisiana, hometown of Britney Spears. My 2008 report and photo album: http://t.co/Yb9atqn
37: 2011-03-03: On My Bucket List: Have every detail of my love life reported in the tabloid media.
38: 2011-01-07: "We openly admit that the reported findings conflict with our own beliefs about causality and that we find them extremely puzzling."
39: 2010-12-25: BETHLEHEM β€” Report from the Palestinian side of the West Bank barrier (like the Berlin Wall). Almost journalism! http://youtu.be/zbfxbOmGOyY
40: 2010-12-24: In deference to the Christian holiday, HHBDL is suspending his usual words of wisdom to report LIVE from JERUSALEM and BETHLEHEM!
41: 2010-12-21: You can never really know another person's thoughts, because the act of reporting the thoughts destroys themβ€”like Heisenberg.
42: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-14: Thousands of deaths reported across the country. Bodies piling up, too many to count. My windshield is a mess!
43: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-18: A 1992 news report on the siege of Sarajevo. Video: http://youtu.be/3PJjAczCf3k - My 2010 photos: http://bit.ly/bI0ONC
44: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-18: Reporting from Texas: A real cowboy hat is made from cow. What you're wearing there, son, is a nice sun hat made of straw.
45: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-16: Reporting from Wal-Mart: Now my whole cashews are made with sea salt and are "Health Baked with Fiber". Why must life be so complicated?
46: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-16: Reporting from Wal-Mart: What is a "Kardashian" and why should I care?
47: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-12: Reporting from Aspen: So many glass houses with glass people living in them. Tiptoe here carefully!
48: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-06: Reporting from Seattle: For every right-wing nutcase (Archie Bunker), there's a left-wing nutcase (Maude). The latter predominate here.
49: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-04: Reporting from Las Vegas: Guess what? Celebrity impersonators are every bit as "diva" as the stars they are duplicating!
50: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-09: This past Labor Day weekend, I stayed on my own private island in Maine for $15/day. My report: http://bit.ly/1553ad
51: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-16: As a former airline baggage handler I can report that you're damn lucky to get your bags at all!
52: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-01: Photographed a rattlesnake near Area 51 and set foot in the Little A'Le'Inn for the first time in 16 years. My report: http://bit.ly/mQsVt
53: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-24: Best line from Scooby Doo movie: REPORTER "What's the secret of your success?" FREDDIE "Teamwork! I do a tremendous amount of teamwork!"
54: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-15: Just published a new blog report on Free Sleeping in Frankfurt, Germany. http://ow.ly/77YG - The camping is primo near the airport.
55: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-14: Report from the air: The whole Northern Hemisphere is socked in. For best results, choose another hemisphere.
56: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-11: BTW: From the "Where Are They Now" file, our last report on Bob Lazar placed him in Michigan. My Nov. 08 blog report: http://bit.ly/TWr42
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