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1: 2016-12-07: The nutritional value of a gummy bear bears no relation to its bear shape. Gummis are wholesome and good for you regardless of their form.
2: 2016-01-10: RT @Peripatetia: Your future self recommends #Karmaflu for all your Karma-related symptoms. Use Only As Dir… https://t.co/4x1ln2BImR https:…
3: 2016-01-09: My new philosophy video: "Triagism #4: Every Decision is Relative" - 9-min video: https://t.co/ifvHJC6NMB - Series: https://t.co/moo5XYVsXF
4: 2016-01-06: Your future self recommends Karmaflu™ for all your Karma-related symptoms. Use Only As Directed. https://t.co/SbvRWs9uCs
5: 2016-01-05: I recommend Karmaflu for all your karma-related symptoms. Karmaflu— when you know darn well you did it to yourself. Use Only As Directed.
6: 2015-12-08: If someone has a troubled background, you cannot help them from within a romantic relationship. They will reproduce the past with you.
7: 2015-09-18: The risk of any intimate relationship is that you become the scapegoat for the other person's insecurities.
8: 2015-02-25: résumé romance – a relationship chosen based on how it looks to others, not for its internal functionality
9: 2015-02-04: Another tragic selfie-related accident: @TIME
10: 2014-12-01: The intelligence of an enterprise is inversely related to the number of people involved in it.
11: 2014-11-09: In a relationship, the least motivated partner sets the discipline standards for both. Via http://t.co/MQv51saBZP http://t.co/nWqPIFtNfJ
12: 2014-10-31: A "secure" relationship gives the weaker party permission to be dysfunctional.
13: 2014-10-26: Mental illness is like a relative who comes to visit then won't leave. You don't want to give him too much sympathy or he'll stay longer.
14: 2014-09-30: RT @thescienceofus: People who feel insecure about their relationships tend to post about them more on Facebook http://t.co/O3eXv7LOgv
15: 2014-09-08: Loss of libido is only a problem if you're trapped in a relationship or lifestyle that requires it.
16: 2014-08-29: Within a romantic relationship, someone is usually jealous. On the outside, of course, we'll pretend otherwise.
17: 2014-08-29: “Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed: everything else is public relations.” ~ George Orwell
18: 2014-08-14: Stop blaming the other party for the failure of your relationship. You were the fool who believed in magic.
19: 2014-07-17: Is this relationship parasitic or symbiotic? That depends on who you ask. According to the parasite, it's symbiotic.
20: 2014-07-03: If you're unhappy in your relationship but think you can change your partner, you're deluded. Things will only get worse.
21: 2014-05-17: Relationship advice: Focus on the child, the pet or the house, and you don't have to acknowledge how empty your relationship is.
22: 2014-05-09: There is no absolute truth. There is only relative truth among the options currently available. One is more true than the others.
23: 2014-04-10: A relationship never rises above the lies told at the time of its creation.
24: 2014-03-21: Phelps had a symbiotic relationship with the media. They gave him what he wanted—attention—and he gave them what they wanted—lurid news.
25: 2014-02-15: Sexual preference doesn't change the essential problem: How do you find good relationships and make them work?
26: 2014-01-15: RT @nypost: Want a happy relationship? Don't have kids http://t.co/y2rdolir4i
27: 2014-01-12: Lingering bitterness over the XYZ Affair has caused me to rethink my diplomatic relations with France.
28: 2013-12-30: Gay or straight, all sexual bonding has the same major risk: getting trapped in an unproductive relationship.
29: 2013-11-28: My best relationship photos
30: 2013-11-15: The Three Day Rule when visiting relatives: Any longer than that and nerves begin to fray. Fratricide, patricide and matricide are possible.
31: 2013-10-17: Parents explaining to their children how they met and fell in love: a mythical Genesis story bearing little relation to reality.
32: 2013-10-09: Human relations is the study and management of individual personalities—like a zookeeper knowing his animals. Pet the koala, not the tiger.
33: 2013-09-27: What kind of deal with the Devil will you make to save your relationship? The Devil is now taking bids.
34: 2013-09-25: All social relations depend on sizing people up, so you know how much to trust them and how to communicate with them.
35: 2013-09-18: Truth is not absolute, only relative. Some models of the world are truer than others because they yield more accurate predictions.
36: 2013-09-10: Your relative gets in trouble again and again, but it's not their fault. It's never their fault and you believe them because they're family.
37: 2013-08-27: Relationship advice: Don’t believe the dictum that “Opposites attract.” Opposites may attract, but they also tend to annihilate each other!
38: 2013-08-26: @LadyFriday Restrictive of future relationship change. "Mother" is a lot safer.
39: 2013-08-25: Relationship advice: home renovation. Focus on that and you won't even have to think about your relationship.
40: 2013-08-25: The main aim of human relations is not to change people's attitudes or beliefs but merely to get the behavior you want from them.
41: 2013-08-21: When relatives pressure you to live your life as they do, you can say anything they want you to say, just don't do what they want you to do.
42: 2013-08-21: The relatives who are unhappy with your current lifestyle are not going to be happy even when you change it to suit them. It never ends!
43: 2013-08-21: An addict can hide the facts of his drug abuse, but he cannot hide the systemic damage to his body and relationships.
44: 2013-08-19: This holistic therapist still has a lot to learn about choosing relationships: @TelegraphNews
45: 2013-08-17: Relationships are hard. You don't make them easier by throwing away your freedom to change.
46: 2013-08-16: There is no such thing as absolute truth. There is only relative truth: Some assertions are "more true" than others within a given context.
47: 2013-08-14: .@washingtonpost In related news, Twinkies are back! http://t.co/cWCSRjizNZ
48: 2013-08-14: Catch-22: If you need a romantic relationship to give your life meaning, no relationship is sufficient to fill the void within you.
49: 2013-08-12: @peggyarcher "Geriatric" is relative these days. Some of them can go for 200,000 miles.
50: 2013-08-08: You don't improve a relationship by handcuffing yourself to the person you love.
51: 2013-07-25: My all-time best relationship photos.
52: 2013-07-13: You need to love yourself before you can have meaningful relationships, but it's more important to Like my book. http://t.co/xdlcYbmxpF
53: 2013-06-30: "The Case Against Marriage is hands down the best book on relationships I've ever read." http://t.co/ZN2vgCFFes http://t.co/cAVOXi3QPf
54: 2013-06-29: "The best book I've ever read on how romantic relationships work." ~ another happy reader of http://t.co/xdlcYbmxpF http://t.co/K80GvfWKOj
55: 2013-06-12: Thirassia, a Greek island near Santorini, relatively untouristified. New photo album: https://t.co/vPLHPw51iR http://t.co/ldFPECQJdS
56: 2013-06-06: My best relationship shot from today's protests. ... More from Taksim Square, Istanbul: https://t.co/sfhyzl6V33 http://t.co/IDKfmD97Iq
57: 2013-05-31: What could be worse than being lonely? Being trapped in a relationship that doesn't work.
58: 2013-04-26: Facebook has given us a new class of relationships: "Friends I don't really like."
59: 2013-04-20: Life of Pi — the poignant story of a young man's relationship with a digitally generated tiger on a green-screen soundstage.
60: 2013-04-15: "The most insightful book on relationships I have ever read." http://t.co/JU2Absvknihttp://t.co/s4APgUbRRp
61: 2013-04-14: Since our relationships are now in the cloud, how about outsourcing them? All of mine are now handled from India! http://t.co/m3HSn4sSbI
62: 2013-04-13: When Coke and Pepsi get you to debate the relative merits of Coke and Pepsi, both have won.
63: 2013-04-12: RT @ksieff: In Kabul, young love blooms online: "With Facebook, there's no risk of being beaten up by (her) relatives." http://t.co/91Gh ...
64: 2013-04-11: @BadDalaiLama Candy is low in HPCs. Meat is relatively high.
65: 2013-04-09: "Not just a critique of marriage but one of the best books ever on romantic relationships." —Me, on my own book. http://t.co/JU2Absvkni
66: 2013-04-02: Knowing that I visit Turkey, a relative gave me a 100 Lira note. That's worth $55... or $0.000055 depending on date. http://t.co/NRRyP4DCir
67: 2013-03-28: Marriage is the end of personal growth outside the narrow range predefined by the relationship.
68: 2013-03-18: Something is exotic only when it is relatively inaccessible. With experience, exotic becomes merely irritating.
69: 2013-03-18: "I am ready for you to have my baby," he said in his alluring French accent, whereupon the relationship quickly ended. #truestory
70: 2013-02-25: Perhaps you can tell the nature of a romantic relationship by how well the social media accounts of the parties track each other.
71: 2013-02-12: "Followers" is a delusional figure bearing no relation to how many people actually read your stuff.
72: 2013-02-10: Healthy, employed, living within ones means, addictions under control, not in a dysfunctional relationship — superpowers few possess.
73: 2013-01-29: My best relationship photos https://t.co/mPENZB0F - http://t.co/xX5S9KX6
74: 2013-01-16: The greatest tragedy of a relationship is having to suppress you own abilities to match those of your less talented partner.
75: 2013-01-15: Relationship advice from dogs: Any cat that doesn't run isn't a cat worth chasing.
76: 2013-01-13: Negotiation requires that you have one foot firmly planted outside the relationship in an independent life where you don’t need them at all.
77: 2013-01-13: Romantic relationships are successful only when power is relatively equal and each person remains responsible for their own problems.
78: 2013-01-10: It's a symbiotic relationship. They need each other. ==> Charlie Sheen cuts $12,000 Check for Paparazzo's Funeral. See @TMZ
79: 2013-01-01: My Best Relationship Photos (album) http://t.co/K011E89K http://t.co/XSdcW736
80: 2012-12-29: Don't be a victim of your own cleverness—finding ingenious ways to sustain a relationship that really should end.
81: 2012-12-28: Human relations is a minefield of ego sensitivities. Whatever you say, it is bound to offend somebody who has invested in the opposite.
82: 2012-11-17: The dark side of love is it blinds you to any relationship that might be better for you.
83: 2012-11-12: On My Bucket List: Come clean to the American people about my extramarital affair. (Related: Get married so I can have one.)
84: 2012-11-11: Narcissism is cluelessness, not self love. Blind to needs beyond their own, narcissists easily fall for cons and kill good relationships.
85: 2012-11-05: @Darth_oz Maybe, but he has never had a chance to prove himself in a domestic relationship.
86: 2012-11-05: If you are in a relationship and are telling yourself, "I can change him (or her)," you are deeply deluded.
87: 2012-11-04: Every relationship has a break-even point where the costs begin to outweigh the benefits. Could happen early or late, but it will happen.
88: 2012-11-04: Every relationship starts with the promise of expanding your horizons, but most end up limiting them.
89: 2012-11-02: A "bridge" is a temporary relationship or pursuit, doomed to fail, that nonetheless helps you out of an even more dysfunctional path.
90: 2012-11-01: The positive thing about being abused is it breaks the bonds of a relationship that probably wasn't good for you even without the abuse.
91: 2012-10-27: If you need expensive jewelry to express your love, it may be a sign your relationship has already failed.
92: 2012-09-17: The greatest danger of a long-term relationship is enabling each other's dysfunctions and suppressing the growth of both.
93: 2012-09-17: It's a bad sign for your relationship if you're watching your words and editing your thoughts to not trigger an explosion.
94: 2012-08-17: In the 21st Century, sex will be replaced by visual and mechanical simulations, sparing the user the cost and messiness of a relationship.
95: 2012-08-03: You think you're so clever, but clever is relative and usually evaporates when you see the bigger picture.
96: 2012-07-29: RT @KilroyCafe: The typical human, upon gaining relative wealth, constructs a temple to himself called a "home" in which he is entombed ...
97: 2012-07-19: Added new photos to: Best Relationship Photos http://t.co/K011E89K Best Animal Photos http://t.co/5M0fjwFz Sample: http://t.co/22vrpvxO
98: 2012-07-16: The whole tone of the relationship changes when one party desperately wants something.
99: 2012-07-15: @Andreaof9 Actually, it was Superman who never learned. He got himself sucked into a high-dependency relationship.
100: 2012-07-10: @DalyaElMaghraby A relative of yours? http://t.co/Y6RzDV9H
101: 2012-07-06: The only difference between the Stockholm Syndrome and ordinary love is how the relationship starts.
102: 2012-07-05: Was the Theory of Relativity good for mankind or bad? Would anything have been lost if its discovery had been delayed?
103: 2012-07-02: Given the fig's relationship with the wasp that pollinates it, you're really eating Fig And Wasp Newtons. #ewwwww!
104: 2012-07-02: Sexual attraction can start a relationship but it cannot sustain it.
105: 2012-06-28: Narcissism is inversely related to the ability to stand in another's shoes and see the world as they do.
106: 2012-06-15: My best relationship photos from around the world (including some stunners!) http://t.co/LKVOqjaj http://t.co/LseY9fJQ
107: 2012-06-10: RT @Kyoks1: @BadDalaiLama why marry in the first place. It doesn't ensure a good relationship long term and makes the breakup more painf ...
108: 2012-06-06: Sex can start a relationship but it can't sustain it.
109: 2012-06-06: If a relationship is faltering, don't fool yourself into thinking you need "more commitment" and fewer options for escape.
110: 2012-06-01: A long-term relationship means making compromises on the things that aren't important and holding firm on the things that are.
111: 2012-05-30: RT @KilroyCafe: The dark side of love is attachment that lasts long after the relationship has lost its function.
112: 2012-05-29: I need your help! Now assembling a list of "Delusions of Youth". Any suggestions? (No need to divulge your age, as "youth" is relative.)
113: 2012-05-29: Delusions of Youth #5a: Love can heal any addiction or personality problem and can overcome any structural defect in a relationship.
114: 2012-05-27: @OneFaithLove Define "ego based relationship". (You may be onto something!)
115: 2012-05-26: It takes a committed relationship with a caring partner to make you realize how boring and irrelevant sex can be.
116: 2012-05-25: There's a sexual relationship and then there's solving problems.
117: 2012-05-22: Making babies is the standard turnkey solution for couples who can't think of anything else to use their relationship for.
118: 2012-05-15: RT @falafail: Relationships go sour when you start feeling like the only reason you're even talking to the other person is out of obliga ...
119: 2012-05-15: Addicts are always losing things—money, ID, jobs, relationships. You feel sorry for them only at first.
120: 2012-05-12: Social Work 101: What seems like a dysfunctional relationship to you may be, for these people, the best option realistically possible.
121: 2012-05-09: Marriage, under the law, has nothing to do with love. It is an economic incorporation that most relationships are much healthier without.
122: 2012-05-09: Gays and heteros fall into the same trap: If the relationship doesn't feel quite right, marriage must be the missing piece.
123: 2012-05-09: The dueling agendas of gay rights are "Government must stay out of our bedroom," and "Government must sanction our relationship."
124: 2012-05-09: The gay marriage fight is based on the assumption that a private relationship isn't legitimate until it is acknowledged by the government.
125: 2012-05-09: A person's emotional maturity is inversely related to the density of "fuck" in their speech.
126: 2012-05-05: RT @KelleyLPhoto: @BadDalaiLama I've heard it said:"The one common denominator of all your dysfunctional relationships, is you." http:// ...
127: 2012-05-05: If one finds oneself bouncing from one bad relationship to another, it is easy to to blame the opposite gender, but what if it isn't them?
128: 2012-04-16: A relationship is an exchange of information only until you know each other. After that, you argue, and you either do it well or poorly.
129: 2012-04-10: RT @MinnieGupta: #relationshipadvice never deny your PMSing partner her cupcake!
130: 2012-04-09: Loyalty isn't all that admirable if it makes you hold on to a dysfunctional relationship.
131: 2012-04-04: RT @umeshranglani: Eternal vigilance is the price of a relationship - @BadDalaiLama tweet
132: 2012-04-04: It's not much of a relationship if you constantly live in fear of saying the wrong thing.
133: 2012-04-04: Eternal vigilance is the price of relationship.
134: 2012-04-04: A relationship is a more intimate form of war.
135: 2012-04-04: The main danger of marriage—or any reliable human relationship—is that it gives people a crutch to avoid dealing with their own problems.
136: 2012-04-04: In any relationship, how you argue is more important than what you argue about.
137: 2012-04-04: For a relationship to be sustainable, people must not just be compatible; they must have a common mission.
138: 2012-03-31: No relationship can be sustained without a common mission.
139: 2012-03-30: Sex is Nature's trick to lure you into a relationship, but if you can't sustain it, Nature can't help you.
140: 2012-03-22: No relationship can rise above the circumstances of its beginning.
141: 2012-03-17: All truth is relative. Nothing is absolutely true, but something can be truer than the other options available.
142: 2012-03-13: It is unreasonable to expect love to sustain itself on its own merits. For a relationship to last, there must be a common mission.
143: 2012-03-09: RT @TIME: Listen up, men: What women really want in a relationship | http://t.co/Mhwlvmyy (via @TIMEHealthland)
144: 2012-03-08: On My Bucket List: Become a Relationship Coach and Personal Life Coach because I've reached perfection myself and want to help you.
145: 2012-03-05: Most romantic relationships seem to devolve into parental ones, with one partner regressing into needy childhood as the other enables them.
146: 2012-02-28: First relationships are mainly for training purposes, to help you discover what's really important.
147: 2012-02-23: Couples arguing with each other is often the only thing giving the relationship substance. The subject is irrelevant.
148: 2012-02-20: Human biological fecundity is inversely related to intellectual capacity, in tragic defiance of traditional Darwinism.
149: 2012-02-18: RT @brainpicker: Elizabeth Gilbert on what philosopher Schopenhauer's "porcupine dilemma" reveals about human relationships http://t.co/ ...
150: 2012-02-17: My all-time best relationship photos: http://t.co/K016bIiU
151: 2012-02-01: "Value investing" is common sense in any field, from stocks to relationships. Amazing how few people get it. Most are emotional investors.
152: 2012-01-29: Every meaningful relationship is a form of psychotherapy where both parties come out of it different than when they went in.
153: 2012-01-25: .@PritsWire Love can move you to help yourself or move you to drug-like fatalism. Depends on the structure of the relationship.
154: 2012-01-18: We all have that relative—maybe a whole family—obsessed with details and totally unable to see the big picture. "The ship is sinking, Mom!"
155: 2012-01-16: If a relationship fails, it is YOUR responsibility. You chose it. You can't blame the other person for being who they were all along.
156: 2012-01-15: Excessive neediness is a block to relationships but so is the claim of complete happiness and self-sufficiency.
157: 2012-01-14: Love songs come in two varieties: "You rescued me," and "You treated me like shit." They are the two natural ends of the same relationship.
158: 2012-01-14: WARNING: Many a relationship has crashed when the message that went into the cyberspace pipeline came out differently at the other end.
159: 2012-01-14: The guts of any relationship is not agreement but disagreement. No point discussing our sameness. We'll always focus on our differences.
160: 2012-01-13: What people say and how they really feel are two different things. Part of an intimate relationship is being able to read both.
161: 2012-01-13: Every relationship is an investment. There can be no reward without some commitment of capital.
162: 2012-01-13: Some relationships are black holes: You dump energy in but get little out.
163: 2012-01-13: A successful relationship isn't merging. It is sharing of independent viewpoints.
164: 2012-01-10: RT @Olivia_Sarai: RT @BadDalaiLama: No amount of love can repair the inherent structural defects of a relationship // brilliant! ...as usual
165: 2012-01-10: Given the choice between loneliness and losing your identity in a relationship, loneliness gives you a lot more options.
166: 2012-01-10: Unstable relationships cycle violently between drawing together and pulling apart.
167: 2012-01-10: "Engulfment" is the loss of ones freedom and identity within a relationship. It can be as painful as loneliness.
168: 2012-01-10: Every relationship is a balance between sharing and the need to preserve ones own identity.
169: 2012-01-10: Successful relationships don't just happen. They are designed and constructed.
170: 2012-01-10: Whether a relationship lasts depends more on its underlying design than the feelings of the moment.
171: 2012-01-10: Passion alone cannot fuel a long-term relationship.
172: 2012-01-10: A relationship based on lies, even well-meaning ones, will not last and is prone to blow up violently.
173: 2012-01-10: No amount of love can repair the inherent structural defects of a relationship.
174: 2012-01-10: There are many kinds of relationships, but all have the same core: a common language based on shared past experiences.
175: 2012-01-08: People will make any deal with the devil to try to save a dying relationship. Trouble is when it doesn't work you got the devil to pay.
176: 2011-12-27: If all you share with your loved one is products you consume together, your relationship is in big trouble.
177: 2011-12-22: That an activity is beneficial doesn't make it worth doing. The benefit has to be worth the cost relative to other things you can do.
178: 2011-12-12: If a relationship needs alcohol to lubricate, then it's not a real relationship but a pretend one.
179: 2011-12-11: On My Bucket List: Cultivate some gnarly dreadlocks. (Related: Grow some hair.)
180: 2011-12-09: The quality of a relationship usually depends on the "quality time" you spend on it.
181: 2011-12-07: Relationships based on hedonism don't last long.
182: 2011-12-07: "I love you, you love me..." — Sorry, Barney, but that alone won't sustain a relationship.
183: 2011-12-07: Discretion is the cornerstone of human relationships.
184: 2011-12-04: A relationship cannot truly grow unless there is the realistic option to withdraw and renegotiate.
185: 2011-11-29: Humor is important, but relationships are healthiest when you can directly say what you want without coding it in a joke.
186: 2011-11-25: Given the choice between being lonely and losing yourself in a relationship, lonely gives you far more options.
187: 2011-11-25: Most romantic relationships eventually devolve into parental ones: one partner becoming increasingly childish while the other enables them.
188: 2011-11-24: Love cannot last without content. You can't just "have a relationship". You have to have a common mission.
189: 2011-11-23: Jealousy is a bad sign. It is a hint that the relationship can't sustain itself on its own merits.
190: 2011-11-20: Annabel: Sweet. Sociable. Licks to show affection. Can't fetch worth a damn. Likes to chase cats. (Related: My right arm is very clean.)
191: 2011-11-20: Another Walmart-related fatality. http://t.co/1dRKD9N3
192: 2011-11-19: My best relationship photos from the past five years. http://t.co/BrKfiOIl
193: 2011-11-13: Don't expect absolute meaning in life. Choose relative meaning from among the activities currently available to you.
194: 2011-11-11: It doesn't say much for your relationship if you think you need marriage to lock you in and make it harder to escape.
195: 2011-11-11: Has anyone scientifically studied the relationship of body fat ratio to ambient country music? Correlation or causation?
196: 2011-11-02: My all-time best relationship photos from around the world. http://t.co/BrKfiOIl
197: 2011-10-28: The key to a successful romantic relationship is well-defined boundaries. Marriage removes this boundaries in the financial realm.
198: 2011-10-28: Couples already living together wouldn't get married if they didn't think it will somehow improve their relationship. It doesn't.
199: 2011-10-15: Early public opinion polls bear little relation to who actually wins. http://t.co/HdU99hhz via @TelegraphNews
200: 2011-10-08: Most romantic relationships, once they are over, are remembered as mental afflictions.
201: 2011-10-06: The dark side of intimate relationships is the reciprocal enabling of each other's dysfunction.
202: 2011-10-05: Drug-driven property crime usually involves the willingness to take huge risks for relatively meager rewards
203: 2011-10-01: The secret married people don't want you to know: Marriage makes the relationship harder.
204: 2011-09-27: The risk of a comfortable romantic relationship is that one party takes responsibility for it while the other reverts to childhood.
205: 2011-09-27: So often we say, "There's a cute couple," only to find out later just how dysfunctional their relationship was.
206: 2011-09-26: The scary thing about intimate relationships is how one party accepts and adopts the dysfunctions of the other.
207: 2011-09-20: Lying is different from declining to reveal everything you know. One is dishonest while the other is essential to healthy social relations.
208: 2011-09-17: Pets provide the emotional sensations of a human relationship with very little risk or content.
209: 2011-09-05: The first skill of human relations is testing and evaluating personalities, determining what an individual can do what what they can't.
210: 2011-08-01: "Parasocial attachment" is an imagined relationship with someone who doesn't know you exist. http://bit.ly/o7RlYd via @quippdPsych
211: 2011-07-07: RT @sbellelauren: i wish there was an app to alert me when only 20% battery life was left in my relationship i would probs still just hi ...
212: 2011-07-04: "You bring meaning to my life," is a good start for a relationship destined to fail.
213: 2011-07-02: Marriage is a relationship of love and understanding where one partner enables the dysfunction of another.
214: 2011-06-17: RT @BlondeDuJour: If a woman is single she assumes, too quickly, that every slight, every misery is related to that fact
215: 2011-06-17: Gay couples who cannot marry must take their relationship in small discretionary steps in a process resembling reason.
216: 2011-05-12: In the long term, most romantic relationships seem to end up the same: a long-suffered "parent" and a high-maintenance "child".
217: 2011-05-03: Jealousy speaks of both the weakness of the relationship and the low self-esteem of the jealous.
218: 2011-05-01: Loss of libido is a crisis only if you are already committed to a relationship that depends on it.
219: 2011-04-26: People in stable relationships may be happier, but their creative initiative also drops. They're less likely to take chances or push limits.
220: 2011-04-17: Most Americans would be freaked out by hostels. They couldn't handle the wide range of conditions or the relative lack of privacy.
221: 2011-04-14: In a low-bandwidth relationship, you are forever trapped in an cycle of retractions, corrections, misinterpretations and apologies. {ibid}
222: 2011-04-14: Our new philosophy essay: "Bandwidth in Personal Relationships" http://t.co/v2xyt32
223: 2011-04-05: A "bridge" is a job or relationship that helps you transition between two phases in your life—even if it doesn't work in itself.
224: 2011-04-02: Adult-oriented advertising notwithstanding, no sex toy or lubricant is going to "bring romance back to your relationship".
225: 2011-03-30: The sunk cost fallacy applies to relationships. People value them according to "all that we've been through" rather than how they work.
226: 2011-03-25: People tend to value their possessions and relationships according to how much they paid for then, not how much they're really worth.
227: 2011-03-20: Every relationship has its resource limitations, which aren't usually apparent at the beginning. Love can grow only so far.
228: 2011-03-20: People in love see "trends" in their relationship and assume they will always continue. They fail to see how trends can change.
229: 2011-03-20: In many a romantic bubble, people mistake rapid change in the relationship for underlying value.
230: 2011-03-20: The speed that a relationship is changes bears no relation to the underlying value of the relationship.
231: 2011-03-20: The "momentum" of a relationship is how fast it is changing. If you're "falling in love", the momentum is very high.
232: 2011-03-18: RT @msmugler: Uh oh. Im fucked! RT @BadDalaiLama Intelligence can usually be measured inversely to the relative density of "fuck" in one ...
233: 2011-03-18: Intelligence can usually be measured inversely to the relative density of "fuck" in ones natural speech.
234: 2011-03-13: So sad to watch a friend get sucked into a relationship you know isn't good for them. It's madness and addiction you can do little about.
235: 2011-03-12: When relationships go bad, it is not because someone changed. Instead, defects we chose to ignore during courtship come back to haunt us.
236: 2011-03-10: Men blame women for the failure of love and vice-versa, but, honestly, in what other relationship do you have such unrealistic expectations?
237: 2011-03-10: The test of a romantic relationship: If you take away sexual attraction and attachment, would you have anything in common?
238: 2011-03-10: Divorce is so nasty because although everything about the relationship has collapsed, primitive attachment may still be present.
239: 2011-03-09: Every relationship should begin with a period of character evaluation.
240: 2011-03-09: There is no absolute truth, only relative truth compared to the other options available. {9/22}
241: 2011-03-08: His Holiness has been honorably quoted in this article on Toxic Relationships by @bellasarian - http://wp.me/szDMr-toxic
242: 2011-03-08: A failing relationship, after an exciting vacation, is still a failing relationship. Travel can't cure them blues!
243: 2011-03-07: Related: Everyone stop what they are doing! I need to use the bathroom. Let me tell you about my bladder issues. And my colonoscopy. #tmi
244: 2011-03-07: .@nicolejensen @sjb351 Hehe, yeah, Twitter is the refuge of the narcissist! But some feeds rise above it. Related: Boobs!
245: 2011-03-06: In every relationship, you have to fight for what you want, especially from those you love.
246: 2011-03-05: Advertising manipulates you not by lying but by distorting the relative value of facts (like portraying a trivial benefit as a major one).
247: 2011-02-21: A party is a celebration among friends. It only has meaning if it is relatively rare and there's really something to celebrate.
248: 2011-02-10: It's fun to read relationships when you don't know a word of the language. Body language and tone of voice tell you everything.
249: 2011-02-04: The sole reason to maintain a romantic relationship is because it gives you good value for your investment.
250: 2011-01-26: .@auren "If you are under-40 today, healthy and relatively wealthy, there is a good chance of living past 140" <== "Wealthy" being the key.
251: 2011-01-22: "We are compelled toward relationships because our very existence is the result of one." MRT @TheBosha
252: 2011-01-14: Every relationship needs a dose of Machiavellian strategy to survive. Sometimes you must outwit your opponent to best serve him.
253: 2011-01-14: @lolahayes In the World of Tomorrow, "relationships" will be replaced by social media transaction units, incentivized by partner ratings.
254: 2011-01-13: Every kind of relationship, even an adversarial one, is a learning opportunity. You see the strategies of another and borrow what is useful.
255: 2011-01-13: Failed romantic relationships are the finest educational laboratory you'll ever find—learning both about others and yourself.
256: 2011-01-11: There is no absolute morality, only relative morality compared to the alternatives actually available.
257: 2011-01-07: Just because a TV show is called a "documentary" doesn't mean it bears any relation to reality. More like "truth-based fiction" for ratings.
258: 2011-01-02: When your relationship hits a dead end and you have nothing more to talk about, there's always a solution: Have a baby!
259: 2011-01-01: If a relationship fails, it is YOUR responsibility. You chose it. You can't blame the other person for being who they were all along.
260: 2010-12-24: Relationships are damaging when they disrupt the individual's direct negotiation with outside reality.
261: 2010-12-22: It is plain enough to us when a friend gets drawn into an unproductive relationship. If only we had that same insight for ourselves!
262: 2010-12-17: Romance is not charity. You do it to enhance your own growth. If a relationship isn't doing that for you, you shouldn't be in it.
263: 2010-12-10: "Don't ask, don't tell." — Isn't that an element in every relationship?
264: 2010-12-06: Discretion is the cornerstone of human relationships.
265: 2010-12-04: Male pattern autism: mindless babble about sports, preoccupation with all things technical, total inability to relate to others.
266: 2010-12-04: A relationship cannot truly grow unless there is the realistic option to withdraw and renegotiate.
267: 2010-11-25: Most romantic relationships eventually devolve into parental ones. One partner becomes increasingly childish as the other enables them.
268: 2010-11-24: Given the choice between being lonely and losing yourself in a relationship, lonely gives you far more options.
269: 2010-11-24: Jealousy is a bad sign. It is a hint that the relationship can't sustain itself on its own merits.
270: 2010-11-22: The downside of relationships is loss of control over ones own life.
271: 2010-11-21: If you are walking on eggshells, carefully watching your words so as to not set your partner off, then your relationship is doomed.
272: 2010-11-20: With relative wealth comes both responsibility and isolation.
273: 2010-10-27: Among the animals, our closest relative is the dog. We are eager to please, loyal to a fault and willing to follow others anywhere.
274: 2010-10-19: A relationship is a shared history. It means that when you talk to someone you already have a language in common.
275: 2010-10-18: Sex is a trick of nature to get you to mate. The lust soon fades, but you're still stuck with the relationship.
276: 2010-10-17: There are no relationships without dysfunction.
277: 2010-10-11: Romance is no place for charity. The relationship has to pay it's own way!
278: 2010-10-04: Having a baby is what couples do when their relationship runs out of steam and they can't think of anything else.
279: 2010-10-02: In any relationship, there are times you draw close and times you pull away. You damage the former if you try to prevent the latter.
280: 2010-09-26: Your relationship is doomed if your partner worships you but doesn't understand you. Sooner or later, worship will turn to paranoia.
281: 2010-09-25: A romantic relationship should not be confused with a parental one.
282: 2010-09-24: A relationship isn't necessarily a cure for loneliness. Sometimes it's just another kind—a form of loneliness with much less control.
283: 2010-09-22: There is no absolute truth, only relative truth compared to the other options available.
284: 2010-09-18: The main goal of human relations is not to convince people you are right but to get the behavior you want from them.
285: 2010-09-16: There are no unconditional relationships. You have to fight for what you want, even from those you love.
286: KilroyCafe: 2010-10-31: If brain size bears no relation to intelligence, then why did evolution favor man with a bigger brain than his predecessors?
287: KilroyCafe: 2010-10-14: Most romantic relationships devolve into parental ones as one party becomes increasing childish while the other enables them.
288: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-18: RT @BadDalaiLama: The main goal of human relations is not to convince people you are right but to get the behavior you want from them.
289: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-16: RT @BadDalaiLama: There are no unconditional relationships. You have to fight for what you want, even from those you love.
290: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-09: Public relations can, for a while, convince people that gravity isn't there, but gravity will win in the end.
291: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-28: @NevieGirl83 Shall we take wagers on the time left in this relationship?
292: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-25: Seminole, Oklahoma: home of the finest beef jerky in all the land. Photo: http://j.mp/aiEoao - Related: My jaw hurts!
293: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-12: Sex is a trick by Mother Nature to get us to mate. It has no meaning in itself and cannot sustain a relationship.
294: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-02: The dark side of love is attachment that lasts long after the relationship has lost its function.
295: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-27: "You get what you pay for" is false! The quality of a solution has little relation to its price, more the thought you put into it.
296: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-25: The typical human, upon gaining relative wealth, constructs a temple to himself called a "home" in which he is entombed until death.
297: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-22: "After all that we've been through" is one of the worst justifications for continuing a relationship.
298: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-20: My best relationship photos: http://bit.ly/9nSrBK (Facebook album)
299: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-19: There is no absolute truth. The most you can hope for is relative truth compared to the other options available.
300: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-10: A failing relationship, after an exciting vacation, is still a failing relationship. Travel can't cure them blues.
301: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-19: Saw "Groundhog Day" on the Weather Channel, apparently on the pretense it's a weather-related movie. Are there no boundaries anymore?
302: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-04: With relative wealth comes both responsibility and isolation.
303: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-29: A relationship isn't necessarily a cure for loneliness. Sometimes it's just another kind — a form of loneliness with much less control.
304: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-10: A romantic relationship should not be confused with a parental one. It should continue only as long as it is mutually beneficial.
305: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-09: Economic activity — buying, selling and scams related thereto — come as naturally to the human as breathing, eating and sex.
306: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-09: Pruning is the tightening of a network by eliminating unused pathways. Applies to nerve cells, relationships, possessions and obligations.
307: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-07: One advantage of living in a society of relative wealth is that you don't have to be wealthy to be comfortable.
308: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-28: Boring but true: The romantic relationship most likely to last is when both partners resemble each other in everything but gender.
309: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-28: Your relationship is doomed if your partner worships you but doesn't understand you. Sooner or later, worship will change to paranoia.
310: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-16: Romance turns violent when the relationship is failing but the physiological bond is still there. It's a desperate attempt to regain love.
311: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-14: There is no absolute good and evil. There is only relative good and evil compared to the alternatives actually available.
312: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-03: A "relationship" is simply sustained communication. It is active only when you both have things to say to each other.
313: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-01: If I were to refrain from eating meat, I would only care about the mammals, 'cuz I can relate to those guys. Other phyla are open game. Yum!
314: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-01: There are 2 ways to achieve relative wealth: make more money or cut costs. People tend to become trapped in the former, missing the latter.
315: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-31: In any relationship, there are times you draw close and times you pull away. You damage the former if you try to prevent the latter.
316: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-31: A "relationship" is a shared history. It means that when you interact with someone, you already speak some of their unique language.
317: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-28: All social relations are a balance between loneliness and "engulfment", or the loss of control over ones own life.
318: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-26: Libido comes and goes throughout ones life. Losing it is no big deal, unless you are committed to a relationship based on it.
319: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-12: Most online relationships were never meant to be non-virtual. Reality adds a new level of complication and not necessarily any benefit.
320: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-11: The difference between friending someone and being friended is that the one who friends you has a stake in the relationship.
321: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-21: Some people are heat sinks: You pour energy into them and get nothing in return. This is a bad place for a relationship!
322: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-18: The main reason couples have children is because their relationship has hit a dead end and isn't sustainable otherwise.
323: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-09: Those without a romantic relationship long for one. Those with a relationship, after the honeymoon, dream silently of being free.
324: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-30: Romance is no place for charity. The relationship has to pay it's own way!
325: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-20: Childbirth is what couples do when their own relationship has hit a dead end.
326: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-13: There are no relationships without dysfunction.
327: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-05: Among the animals, our closest relative is really the dog. We are eager to please, loyal to a fault and willing to follow others anywhere.
328: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-01: "The capacity of women across cultures to dissolve relationships that aren’t working has been much underestimated.” NYT: http://bit.ly/cfj7H
329: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-28: "Cultural relativism": What is offensive to one culture may be normal to another. Right and wrong can be judged only by long-term effects.
330: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-16: When your relationship hits a dead end and you have nothing more in common, there's always a solution: Have a baby!
331: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-13: What men want, I conclude from internet porn, is straight sex. No foreplay, no relationship, just pure insemination of anything pretty.
332: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-13: Each individual has the right and responsibility to regulate his own economy -- meaning his relations with the outside world.
333: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-13: Relationships are damaging when they disrupt an individual's direct negotiation with outside reality.
334: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-13: So what do you think: Do Bill and Hillary have a functional relationship or a dysfunctional one? I say, "Whatever works for them."
335: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-27: "holographic relationship" - a relationship that exists solely for itself, without any expectation of outside acknowledgment or reward.
336: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-16: The main goal of human relations is not to convince people you are right but simply to get the behavior you want from them.
337: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-14: The best relationships start with "I really like your work." If you can say it in both directions, you might be onto something.
338: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-13: In a relationship, one party doesn't become more helpless and dependent without the other in some way enabling it.
339: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-11: Pity the autistic male whose only knowledge of human culture is related to the following of sports teams. Also pity his wife.
340: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-08: What happens to most people after marriage? They gain weight! Symbolic of the changes in the relationship, there's no incentive to be thin.
341: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-30: There are no perfect relationships. All of them require leverage and negotiation. You have to to fight for what you want.
342: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-30: Gays who can't marry should feel lucky: They cannot bow to tradition but must pursue more enlightened forms of relationship.
343: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-29: A relationship cannot truly grow unless there is the realistic option to withdraw and renegotiate.
344: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-23: There is a certain satisfaction in watching gays make all the same relationship mistakes as heteros. Nothing really changes.
345: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-22: Human relations are a constant struggle between loneliness on one side and engulfment on the other.
346: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-22: Lonely people seeking a relationship often fail to see the other side: how quickly you can get swallowed up in another and lose control.
347: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-22: Successful relationships require a balance between loneliness and engulfment, which is a hard spot to find.
348: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-16: What you think our relationship is and what I think it is are usually two different things.
349: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-05: Few people bother to quit caffeine because the cost is relatively low. I doesn't ruin lives or destroy health. It's just a low-level drain.
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