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1: 2016-12-13: Virtual reality breakthrough: 3-D 360° fully immersive experience. Powerful reward system. Smell, taste and touch included. Try Reality 1.0
2: 2016-12-12: "Nobody knows if gravity is real," says Trump. "It's just a theory."
3: 2016-12-01: A world of possibilities always ends in one reality which is never quite what the fantasies predicted.
4: 2016-11-27: All those bad things he said about everybody. All those hideous things he threatened to do. He didn't really mean it.
5: 2016-11-23: Don't ask someone "How are you?" unless you are prepared to hear the real answer.
6: 2016-11-23: There is a difference between tolerating dissent and providing the real estate for it.
7: 2016-11-14: 🎵 Oh the weather outside is frightful & the fire is so delightful & since there's really no place to go let's stay in and talk about Trump.
8: 2016-11-10: "Idiocracy and Natural Selection - The Real Reason Trump Won" - My 7-minute election explainer, filmed yesterday. https://t.co/voQwpj6YP5
9: 2016-10-20: Trump Dictionary: massagyny — the belief that women should be really great at giving massages.
10: 2016-10-08: All reality is virtual, but does it matter? You have to work with the best reality you have.
11: 2016-09-11: You may think I joined Starfleet to explore strange new worlds, but I really just wanted to get off this stupid planet.
12: 2016-09-08: If you had a nice motorcycle you were really proud of, you wouldn't throw sand in the oil just to see what would happen. #drugs
13: 2016-06-24: RT @nypost: The #Brexit vote to leave may not really be that final or dramatic https://t.co/pKcgEJdZPh
14: 2016-05-25: RT @Peripatetia: Mabry Mill on the Blue Ridge Parkway, Virginia. A real photo I actually took myself, not a… https://t.co/S7cA8hKH3U https:…
15: 2016-05-18: Being the oldest person in the world may sound cool until you realize there's a younger competitor ready take your place in a few days.
16: 2016-04-24: Regret is the story of misspent resources, the retroactive realization you've squandered your limited capital on unproductive paths.
17: 2016-01-02: @Dunebat No, no, it really is that bad!
18: 2015-11-26: Experience distills all your fantasies and theories into one concrete reality.
19: 2015-11-26: Experience distills your fantasies into one concrete reality.
20: 2015-11-14: "Breaking news" consist mainly of experts telling news anchors: "We really don't know much right now."
21: 2015-11-11: Democracy is fine up to the point where you realize that most of the people voting are idiots.
22: 2015-11-03: My new video just released - Area 51 Weather Stations: What Are They Really For? https://t.co/6sWTje2cU1
23: 2015-10-21: RT @Peripatetia: The real Hogwarts! The Great Hall at Christ Church College, Oxford University (today) @ Christ… https://t.co/Gd9aBO3NL4
24: 2015-08-09: It is hard to think outside the box if you have already bought real estate inside.
25: 2015-07-26: RT @realtajo: Break up with her. Men don't deserve abuse either! https://t.co/Uw23j54qOL
26: 2015-07-25: didactic pizza — pizza that describes itself as pizza without having the foggiest idea what pizza really is.
27: 2015-07-14: Plankton is obsessed with obtaining the Crabby Patty formula, not realizing it's the fry cook who makes the Crabby Patty what it is.
28: 2015-05-28: I have no need for horror movies. Real life offers nightmares enough.
29: 2015-05-24: Before you rally against something, be sure you understand what you are going to replace it with and how it will work in real life.
30: 2015-05-24: Reality TV is like Schrödinger's cat: The act of broadcasting real life on television destroys it.
31: 2015-05-01: @ThatsWright It didn’t it didn’t really pass the anti-Bechdel test either (two males talking about something other than a woman).
32: 2015-04-22: RT @Peripatetia: Jamaica mystique > Jamaica reality
33: 2015-04-14: "One of the great ironies of filming reality TV is that, as fake as it is,some amazing real stuff happens to the crews filming it." @cracked
34: 2015-04-14: RT @cracked: 4 Lies Reality Shows Rely On (That Are Worse Than You Think) - http://t.co/QTWKrcX6lO
35: 2015-04-14: Nightmares are learning experiences, a chance to work out the potential crises of the real world without any real penalties.
36: 2015-04-07: "Rather than me forgiving your sins, I would really prefer you didn't sin to begin with." ~ God
37: 2015-04-04: Being wealthy allows you to indulge your self destructive delusions with less intrusions from reality.
38: 2015-03-21: Word of the Day: incontrovertible — full of shit. e.g. "I have incontrovertible evidence UFOs are real." = Someone saw a light in the sky.
39: 2015-03-17: New mental illness of the 21st Century: PDSD — Post Dramatic Stress Disorder, or the trauma induced by participating in a reality TV show.
40: 2015-03-04: RT @HLMenckenBot: College teachers are commonly second-raters, for a man who really knows a subject is seldom content to spend his lifetime…
41: 2015-02-23: When I look back on my youth, I realize how incredibly naïve I was back in my 30s and 40s.
42: 2015-02-20: My dream reality show: Put Bill O'Reilly, Alec Baldwin, Donald Trump and Charlie Sheen on an island and let them decide who the leader is.
43: 2015-02-19: People congratulate each other for having babies like it was some great accomplishment. Really, you just had sex and threw away caution.
44: 2015-01-08: The world, in spite of its rhetoric, does not really want quality. It seeks, in its actions, reliable and low-risk mediocrity.
45: 2015-01-04: RT @crston8: You’ll worry a lot less about what other people think of you when you realize how seldom they actually do
46: 2015-01-04: Reality crushes our delusions. That's its job!
47: 2014-12-12: RT @Peripatetia: Both the parrot and the peg leg are real! Pirates in Paradise Festival, Key West (Dec 2008) http://t.co/7HcPvPPNZ6 http://…
48: 2014-12-12: RT @motherboard: Travelers found a really strange planet—it's called Iceland:
49: 2014-12-07: Life seems more real when we have a witness: someone to see what we are doing and acknowledge it.
50: 2014-11-25: It is silly to criticize movies for being factually inaccurate. All fiction, by definition, is something that couldn't happen in real life.
51: 2014-11-22: To call humans "intelligent" is a form of racism. You've got some smart ones but also some real idiots. It is biased to lump them together.
52: 2014-11-21: Nursery rhyme fraud! Jack and Jill would never go up a hill to fetch a pail of water. Real wells are close to the water table, not on hills.
53: 2014-11-20: You really should start taking care of your body before you're almost dead anyway.
54: 2014-11-07: "Made with Real Cheese" is meaningless without a quantity. It could be homeopathic doses of Real Cheese.
55: 2014-11-04: "Too clever for your own good" is a real disease. It keeps you working on a project that really should fail.
56: 2014-11-04: “Turns out he wasn’t kidding. He really couldn’t remember last week’s puzzler.” @washingtonpost
57: 2014-10-21: RT @sbadsgood: Shocking Video Reveals Terrifying Reality Of Overconsumption - http://t.co/eWwK0Aq1ld http://t.co/4iLx2ATKcA
58: 2014-10-20: North Korea on Instagram. It's impossible to tell whether this is the real thing or a parody account. You decide. http://t.co/GEZ1VUG03q
59: 2014-09-25: RT @Peripatetia: In a Czech supermarket. Not really sure which cheese is best for me. http://t.co/AdI7yCQcue
60: 2014-09-08: Instant reading glasses. It really works! via @cracked http://t.co/ONyprgIi4Z
61: 2014-09-02: To see how many people are REALLY reading your tweets, visit Settings > Twitter Ads > Analytics on the desktop version of Twitter. Wow!
62: 2014-08-29: All online data takes up physical space on a storage device. That real estate costs money, and if you never delete data, the rent will grow.
63: 2014-08-27: Each generation invents its own perpetual motion machines, thinking it's the first, realizing too late that energy isn't really free.
64: 2014-08-24: Vines are the sociopaths of the plant kingdom. They move in quietly on the branches you created, smother you and steal your real estate.
65: 2014-08-21: Does development aid to poor countries really help? See @TheEconomist
66: 2014-08-15: RT @cracked: Skyfall: The abandoned city is real & really evil. 5 Mind-Blowing True Stories Behind Famous Movie Locations - http://t.co/ltZ…
67: 2014-08-14: Apple tech took my iPhone. Said 30 minutes to change the battery. I walked out into the mall then realized I HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG THAT IS!
68: 2014-08-13: Sadie has an existential meltdown realizing her baby brother might grow up and she will die at 100. http://t.co/Rtvhfusj5Z
69: 2014-08-11: What people seem to really want from life is to be trapped, which is why they do it to themselves all the time.
70: 2014-08-04: When an ad tells you "9 out of 10 doctors surveyed" recommend something, you really want to talk to that 10th doctor.
71: 2014-07-24: RT @bybeautydamned: Promises are stories that we tell each other to make the future appear certain. They're not real. What we do right now …
72: 2014-07-05: 20 years ago today: Groom Lake Desert Rat #10: http://t.co/apn1uzmzru ~ First encounter with reality TV
73: 2014-06-28: Go ahead, blame the fire codes, we all know who the real culprit was: Mrs. O'Leary's cow.
74: 2014-06-24: "Harmful or Fatal if Swallowed" — Do thumbtacks really need this kind of warning?
75: 2014-06-22: Yogi, had he been a real bear, would have been put down long ago. In real life, being "smarter than your average bear" just gets you killed.
76: 2014-06-13: An atheist who gets married isn't really an atheist.
77: 2014-06-11: RT @MailOnline: The remains of real life 'Dracula,' Vlad the Impaler, may have been found in Italy http://t.co/Cz0PTNNi3M
78: 2014-06-08: Columbus never really crossed the Atlantic. It was all faked on a soundstage in Lisbon.
79: 2014-06-02: When planning your post-apocalyptic road trip, realize that you'll have to do it without gasoline. http://t.co/xtiwiYy8gG
80: 2014-06-02: Art meets reality, Bergen, Norway (April 9) http://t.co/UfonAyn6za http://t.co/CxHsAiJzrQ
81: 2014-06-01: RT @TIME: Teleportation is real, and here's why it matters http://t.co/N3e5YPuHpr
82: 2014-05-28: Although mass shootings and random violence make the news, they are not a reflection of the real risks you face in the world.
83: 2014-05-27: To get any respect from the English Literature Department, you really need to be dead.
84: 2014-05-26: Man is so obese he can’t leave his room. The question then: Who is feeding him? Isn’t that person the real problem? Re: @nypost
85: 2014-05-13: Does any city really want Alec Baldwin? LA? Chicago? He's just lucky that New York City will take him. Re: @PageSix
86: 2014-05-11: Don't really know why you need a lighthouse at 6700 feet. To warn the airships I guess. @BadDalaiLama
87: 2014-05-04: This woman in the Marienplatz in Munich attracted my camera. Then I realized she was an actress in a… http://t.co/XchXnRGumA
88: 2014-05-04: A freaky information booth at the Munich airport. You press a button on the console and talk to a realhttp://t.co/IWG4LNuKbk
89: 2014-05-03: RT @WSJ: Are butter, cheese and steak really bad for you? The dubious science behind the anti-fat crusade: http://t.co/o5TWW77KgF
90: 2014-04-30: Every country has its conservatives, demanding a return to traditional values that never really existed while invoking God in their support.
91: 2014-04-19: There really is no reason to come to Liechtenstein except to get your passport stamped and take a… http://t.co/nuBmDG31uF
92: 2014-04-03: We must stop judging people on their race, age, gender and orientation and focus on what really matters: whether or not they're an idiot.
93: 2014-03-30: Are you a romantic or a realist? See @PsychologyTip
94: 2014-03-25: Proposed events for 2018 Winter Games: solo and team selfies, freestyle Xbox, speed texting, viral tweeting, reality TV attention grabbing.
95: 2014-03-14: Narcissistic self-pity = "Woe is me! There's no point in trying because the world is against me." Reality: The world doesn't care that much.
96: 2014-03-08: Addiction is waking up in a moment of clarity, realizing how badly you have screwed up your life, then going back to drugs in despair.
97: 2014-03-03: @bybeautydamned Furthermore, they can vote, and there are more of them than there are of us. #reallyscared
98: 2014-03-02: RT @DolbyLama: Warm-heartedness gives rise to the self-confidence and inner strength that makes bitches really hot for you.
99: 2014-02-21: Not beautiful. Scary. They're all like, "Okay, now I'm really in trouble!" http://t.co/biTpuXB6VT
100: 2014-02-16: It was God's will. ==> Snake-handling reality show preacher dies from snakebite http://t.co/y25zywYzf1 via @TIME
101: 2014-02-07: The greatest moment in education is realizing, "I could have learned this on my own!"
102: 2014-01-31: Does it really make you happy, or did it used to make you happy and now you have no choice?
103: 2014-01-31: The feel-good ad for that product really makes me feel good—but not inclined to buy the product.
104: 2014-01-28: The dream is always perfect. Only reality is flawed.
105: 2014-01-27: Showing off for the lady, but she's really not interested.
106: 2014-01-26: Someday I'll be a real man—follow sports, learn to fish, kill things in a manly way. For now, I can only dream.
107: 2014-01-19: In seemingly normal suburbia, a hidden terror lurks. An all-too-real horror movie that could happen to YOU... The House That Ate Its Owner
108: 2014-01-15: Advice of the Ages: Proms are something you will look back on and say, "That was really stupid. Why did I even go?"
109: 2014-01-11: @GottaGo Actually, I think there's a transition point where you really need to be holding two rungs. Good policy to avoid falling.
110: 2014-01-06: Bigfoot FOR REAL this time, but no one believes the Boy Who Cried Wolf. http://t.co/qp2IHC62Gv
111: 2013-12-25: Christmas in Bethlehem (the real one) 2010
112: 2013-12-25: The main effect on me of this claim is I really want to hear what that 10th doctor has to say. http://t.co/c5lo2j0rVd
113: 2013-12-24: Time and again, reality disproves Occam's razor. Truth is not necessarily simple but the product of negotiation with the rest of the world.
114: 2013-12-22: Sex trafficking is a really big problem in this Philadelphia suburb, but you can improve things through dining. http://t.co/pSth3bSG3u
115: 2013-12-15: RT @trippteee: You only realise your own stupid decisions when you see someone make the same mistakes as you
116: 2013-12-14: I would never lie. I merely Photoshop reality.
117: 2013-12-11: Most of the supposedly joyous moments in people's lives are really steps in their imprisonment.
118: 2013-12-10: reality tv ∉ reality
119: 2013-12-10: I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus—in a Christmas-themed porn video you really don't want to see.
120: 2013-12-07: Lesson from Kubrick: Reshoot every major scene in your life 127 times until you really are that psycho you are supposed be portraying.
121: 2013-12-05: Fantasy collides with reality. Chaos and hilarity ensue.
122: 2013-11-30: RT @TheBosha: If you or I didn't find Bigfoot, ghosts or aliens as often as these reality shows don't find Bigfoot, ghosts or aliens we'd l…
123: 2013-11-27: Airfare Tip: Make liberal use of 24-hour free cancellation. If you see a great airfare, buy it, then decide if you really want it.
124: 2013-11-24: I will be staying here soon. I'm really excited! http://t.co/T5jLhdBoBa
125: 2013-11-23: "Defense mechanisms are unconscious psychological strategies to manipulate deny or distort reality to avoid anxiety." http://t.co/k3DqisoNpS
126: 2013-11-19: News Flash: "Reality" TV may not be real. http://t.co/kSzZHTjKfD via @latimes
127: 2013-11-15: "The map is not the territory." People confuse models with the real objects they represent. http://t.co/g6PHyVVoGh via @h0mfr0g
128: 2013-11-14: Went fishing today over Paris and caught this fine specimen. (For real!) http://t.co/9ki2Yv3wvx
129: 2013-10-17: Parents explaining to their children how they met and fell in love: a mythical Genesis story bearing little relation to reality.
130: 2013-10-14: The REAL story of Christopher Columbus: http://t.co/bgN0waCfdE
131: 2013-10-08: Don't tell someone "Maybe" when you really mean "No."
132: 2013-10-06: Your secret wishes fulfilled—but are you really ready?
133: 2013-10-06: The real Sherlock Holmes: I can see from the mud on your shoes that you need new shoes.
134: 2013-09-30: If reality could talk, it would say: “You have to play by my rules or I’m going to smack you!” ... http://t.co/MJfBzYVza9
135: 2013-09-30: "What is Reality?" - sample chapter from The Meaning of Life, my book under construction. http://t.co/DMrB5ogun7
136: 2013-09-29: The simplest fact of life is often the hardest to accept: Reality won’t adapt to us; we have to adapt to it.
137: 2013-09-25: RT @MrVinayPatil: growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot
138: 2013-09-24: A jerk in real life is usually a jerk online too. Their bits and bytes just cry out, "Jerk!"
139: 2013-09-21: The hazard of good intentions: You think you're doing someone a favor, but you're really just giving them a gun to shoot themselves with.
140: 2013-09-08: If you had a nice motorcycle you were really proud of, you wouldn't throw sand in the oil just to see what would happen.
141: 2013-09-07: Before your "come out" about your secret life, ask yourself, "Does anybody really need to know?"
142: 2013-08-31: Burning Man: Exhausting mainly. Too overwhelming to really be "fun".
143: 2013-08-23: Big John really ain't all that big on the Bonneville Salt Flats (yesterday)
144: 2013-08-19: The real Bethlehem on Christmas – my photos: http://t.co/IVWE9J2Xcf
145: 2013-08-18: "What is Reality? - sample chapter from The Meaning of Life (my book under construction) http://t.co/CwoTD1vXfL
146: 2013-08-15: In the arts, "style" is a shortcut you use to avoid having to do any real work.
147: 2013-08-13: @katebolick Good question, wrong answer! The real answer has to do with the cost of mutual aid.
148: 2013-08-13: If reality could talk, it would say: “You have to play by my rules, or I’m going to smack you."
149: 2013-08-12: The fetid earth of Elysium is real ==> This ballooning refugee camp is now Jordan's fourth biggest city http://t.co/kH6x2Cdo9E
150: 2013-08-12: Sooner or later, we have to lose our innocence and start accepting reality for what it is, not what we want it to be.
151: 2013-08-12: The simplest fact of life is often the hardest to accept: Reality won’t adapt to us; we have to adapt to it.
152: 2013-08-11: The children of Elysium are the unexpected victims, detached from reality and unable to function anywhere else.
153: 2013-08-05: On My Bucket List: Learn to golf, because I really have nothing better to do in my remaining days on Earth.
154: 2013-08-04: RT @nytimes: This latest Hollywood blockbuster vows that it's different, and you'll like it. Really.
155: 2013-08-02: One benefit of maturity is not worrying about the petty embarrassments that obsessed you in youth. You now know what real catastrophe is.
156: 2013-07-29: Kant's Dilemma: Almost no action is possible in the real world if you apply it as a universal principle.
157: 2013-07-27: RT @MailOnline: REVEALED: The REAL killer doctor who inspired cannibal Hannibal Lecter http://t.co/zlGxD2ygQj
158: 2013-07-26: UFOs and psychic phenomena may indeed be real, but that does not mean pursuing them is the best use of your limited time on Earth.
159: 2013-07-18: How to delete tourists from your travel photos in Photoshop — really useful! (via @sheephogan) http://t.co/AyDy13vI0t
160: 2013-07-11: Storytelling 101: The situation may be absurd, but the actions of the characters must be consistent with what they would really do.
161: 2013-07-04: The main existential challenge of life is the transition from protected childhood to the indifferent real world.
162: 2013-06-27: DISCLAIMER: My photos are usually *better* than real life thanks to selective vision and liberal Photoshopping.
163: 2013-06-25: This is not a real museum, even if it looks like one. @ Havre De Grace Decoy Museum http://t.co/hZeL1iIRzN
164: 2013-06-24: @laurenahayes Funny, but hard to tell whether it is real or fake. Drunk *and* dressed in red.
165: 2013-06-16: A feed of real-time news blurbs on Turkish protests. http://t.co/Ljg8VQjZyU (Reliability is unknown.)
166: 2013-06-15: To emphasize: I am not placing myself in any risk. Holed up in the hostel now. The main weapon is teargas. No real bullets. @BadDalaiLama
167: 2013-06-05: My favorite place to stay in New York, even if I could afford a real hotel. (@ New York Loft Hostel) [pic]: http://t.co/s6RzUyzIXp
168: 2013-06-04: If you don't have "Verified" on your Twitter or Facebook account, how do you know you're a real person?
169: 2013-06-03: The secret of great photography is to ignore reality and see only what is in the viewfinder.
170: 2013-06-01: No loner really walks alone. There’s always conversation with others going on inside him.
171: 2013-05-30: I'm a white bread man. Nothing tops that pure, wholesome, gluteny goodness—except real butter!
172: 2013-05-30: The little packet said "DONUT EAT!" so I ate it. Now I realize my error. http://t.co/mUSGNK8qwi
173: 2013-05-24: Is it really worth living to 114 if all you're do is watch Wheel of Fortune?
174: 2013-05-22: RT @BrianCrouch: Can this be right? Does it really cost 2 cents to make a penny, and ten cents to produce a nickel? http://t.co/VpZp0y4udW
175: 2013-05-22: The artist lies to you by showing you a restricted and distorted version of reality. Sometimes this is the best way to tell the truth.
176: 2013-05-19: Real estate is stupid.
177: 2013-05-16: RT @DostoevskyDaily: "Is it really not possible to touch the gaming table without being instantly infected by superstition?" ~ Dostoevsky, …
178: 2013-05-14: "The King of Queens" was a popular television sitcom airing between 1998 and 2007, but only now did I realize there's a pun in the name.
179: 2013-05-10: "The Nature of Reality" - my new book chapter in The Meaning of Life, completed today. http://t.co/CwoTD1vXfL
180: 2013-05-08: @BadDalaiLama I really like this composition. One of my best!
181: 2013-05-07: The job of reality is to crush delusion.
182: 2013-05-07: The Achilles' heel of every superhero, real or fictional, is to spend his superpowers to their limit until they do not work anymore.
183: 2013-05-01: Isn't a prom really just a practice wedding?
184: 2013-04-26: Facebook has given us a new class of relationships: "Friends I don't really like."
185: 2013-04-26: On My Bucket List: Explore the limits of oversharing on the Internet, telling people far more about me than they really want to know.
186: 2013-04-25: There are plenty of dumb people doing dumb things with their lives, but the real tragedy is smart people doing dumb things.
187: 2013-04-23: Movies are dreams made real. To understand their flow, study the internal rules of dreaming.
188: 2013-04-21: "A truthful and realistic look at marriage." Another five-star review of our book on Amazon http://t.co/3Cg7prJddv http://t.co/IfFIuGZf3y
189: 2013-04-10: One should avoid Near Death Experiences because some of them turn into Real Death Experiences.
190: 2013-04-09: @BadDalaiLama Except that I really like #freshandeasy. Cool store. A shame it doesn't make money.
191: 2013-04-07: If you claim to have "zero interest" in something, doesn't it really mean less than zero?
192: 2013-04-05: Sometimes when a feed goes silent you really feel something. Gonna miss @ebertchicago
193: 2013-04-03: RT @MarketWatch: There really is a strong argument that China is in for a downturn. But the bubble refuses to burst http://t.co/FAZuK34Hag
194: 2013-03-27: Reality is the best available video game.
195: 2013-03-25: An authentic taste of the real Africa. (@ Kalahari Indoor Waterpark w/ 3 others) [pic]: http://t.co/ztq6ivKOCh
196: 2013-03-22: When people ask, “What is the meaning of life?” what they really want to know is, “Who am I, and where should I be heading?”
197: 2013-03-19: The mistake people make when looking for meaning is they try to find it “out there” in the universe at large, when it is really inside them.
198: 2013-03-01: And they all lived happily never after. (How most fairytales end in real life.)
199: 2013-02-27: The real culprit in the horsemeat scandal: DNA testing! I mean, what right do these people have telling us what's in our Mystery Meat?
200: 2013-02-26: The eventual cure for delusion is a hard smackdown by reality.
201: 2013-02-26: Typical fantasy football score: Fantasy 53, Reality 0.
202: 2013-02-23: Thinking you know what you need is different than having experience and knowing what really works.
203: 2013-02-23: The L.A. transit system is really quite easy. First step: Don't panic. http://t.co/pUjVHfSUvo
204: 2013-02-22: @lawnrocket Ay Chihuahua! So many stages! Stage 4: Who are these "people" you speak of? Will they ever understand? Do you really need them?
205: 2013-02-21: @HumanBeam Meh! The photos are usually better than what you see in real life. (I know cuz I take the photos.)
206: 2013-02-20: "Superhero Fantasy Meets Reality" - sample chapter of a book under construction http://t.co/4kYuoLDg
207: 2013-02-19: TV series pitch: "Reality Court" — Judge Judy-type show where reality show producers are tried for liberties taken with real reality.
208: 2013-02-13: Who needs The Onion when you have @_FloridaMan and it's all real?
209: 2013-02-09: Sometimes the sky really is falling, in which case Henny Penny would be best advised to short-sell the market rather than telling everyone.
210: 2013-02-09: RT @Avestriel: It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
211: 2013-02-08: Nightmares are when visions of reality creep into your brain. No one likes that.
212: 2013-02-07: Who killed Laura Palmer? 20+ years later, here is the real Twin Peaks (my photos from 2009) https://t.co/bYFfR7vP http://t.co/ynIipJTL
213: 2013-01-30: When rental car companies refuse to rent to people under 25, it tells you something about the real boundaries of childhood.
214: 2013-01-29: RT @MailOnline: Tweetping: Map tracks each of the world's Twitter posts in realtime http://t.co/O6cXPd3Y
215: 2013-01-28: Vine is kind of intriguing because it is very restrictive: only 6 seconds of video. Watch new posts in real time here: http://t.co/VEZZ20Sd
216: 2013-01-27: Success is not real if it commits you to repeating the same success in the future.
217: 2013-01-27: Dreams can give you useful connections but they can't give you more real-world data than you already have.
218: 2013-01-27: @DalyaElMaghraby Really? You leaving now?
219: 2013-01-24: Q: If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one to see, does it really fall? A: It does not fall in a meaningful way.
220: 2013-01-23: Law is an idealistic theory that must be fine-tuned for the real world by conscientious evasion and discreet disobedience.
221: 2013-01-22: What we often take for symbiosis is really just parasite and host, and vice versa.
222: 2013-01-20: In real life, as in the movies, the hero and villain are evenly matched because if they weren't there wouldn't be a conflict.
223: 2013-01-20: True acting is putting yourself in a position where when you smile you are really feeling it.
224: 2013-01-20: There is a difference between laughing and pretending to laugh, a real smile and a fake one, and your audience knows it.
225: 2013-01-19: Episcopalians are my people! No confessionals or loud declarations of faith. Just keep it real and avoid asking too many questions.
226: 2013-01-19: Augmented reality. When real reality just isn't enough.
227: 2013-01-18: Breaking bad, really really bad ==> Cross-dressing meth priest liked sex in rectory http://t.co/Sj76X3mJ
228: 2013-01-18: Latitude is really weird. As soon as you get north of Georgia, you don't even need air conditioning!
229: 2013-01-18: There are two ways you can respond to your problems: the way your past has programmed you or the way that really works.
230: 2013-01-17: You will get ahead in life only when you make the hard choice to jettison things you are emotionally attached to but don't really need.
231: 2013-01-16: A delusion is a belief that serves an emotional purpose in the believer but does not match the data provided by reality. @BadDalaiLama
232: 2013-01-15: It takes a while to see our parents for who they really are: not gods but kids like us who got in over their heads.
233: 2013-01-14: Insight is grasping the real reasons for your own behavior,
234: 2013-01-14: The way the world keeps interrupting my Zen really pisses me off.
235: 2013-01-14: It can be hard to separate love from paranoia. Does someone really care about you the way you think they do, or is it all in your mind?
236: 2013-01-10: RT @KilroyCafe: World's most powerful metaphor: Do you take the red pill and see things as they really are or the blue pill and go back ...
237: 2013-01-09: Drugs are for amateurs. Reality is for pros. (cc @HumanBeam)
238: 2013-01-09: In the Amazing World of Tomorrow, everyone will be the star of their own embarrassing reality TV show, broadcast on social media.
239: 2013-01-08: RT @HLMenckenBot: College teachers are commonly second-raters, for a man who really knows a subject is seldom content to spend his lifet ...
240: 2013-01-07: The Dunning–Kruger effect - Why stupid people don't realize they're stupid.
241: 2013-01-03: RT @KilroyCafe: You never know what a person is really like until after the honeymoon.
242: 2013-01-02: In retrospect the legacy of the Bush Administration is a mixed bag. Some policies sucked and some of them REALLY sucked. Re @washingtonpost
243: 2013-01-01: Is there really such a thing as a "cruelty-free product"? http://t.co/4BifxsKo
244: 2013-01-01: When you see someone talking to their clipboard, smiling and blowing kisses to it, you realize, "The future is here!" http://t.co/ZTqZ6rUW
245: 2012-12-29: It is not "real" flying unless it's (a) a transoceanic flight of 9 hours or more or (b) a plane with propellers.
246: 2012-12-29: Don't be a victim of your own cleverness—finding ingenious ways to sustain a relationship that really should end.
247: 2012-12-24: Christmas in Bethlehem — the REAL one! Photos & videos from 2010. http://t.co/FnX0r0IV http://t.co/QE4j5aOv
248: 2012-12-24: Babe in a manger. Christians thrown to the lions. Once you see these places and know the real history, you can't retain the same mythology.
249: 2012-12-24: The real Bethlehem at Christmas: no snow, no chill in the air. Thin people in Santa suits. American-style Christmas decorations.
250: 2012-12-24: Xmas Fact: While St. Nicholas was real, the Santa Claus we know was created in the early 20th Century by Coca-Cola.
251: 2012-12-23: The higher the academic degree, the longer one has been sequestered from the real world.
252: 2012-12-21: RT @KilroyCafe: Life is full of "Duh!" moments when you realize, "Things would have been so much easier had I only known that before!"
253: 2012-12-21: First you have a theory about what to do, then you hold negotiations with reality to determine what you actually do.
254: 2012-12-18: Is it really news, or is it disaster porn?
255: 2012-12-16: Lord of the Rings felt completely real to me. The Hobbit felt artificial. Maybe it's not The Hobbit's fault, maybe just my own evolution.
256: 2012-12-12: Really excited about 12:12:12 on 12/12/12! This hasn't happened since... last year and the year before that and the year before that and...
257: 2012-12-12: To pay for a vital tool I really use (and keep them off my ass) I donate $10/month to Wikipedia. You? https://t.co/GU5lc9iD #keepitfree
258: 2012-12-12: If one fat person marries another, they'll both get REALLY fat. Same with any other mutual defect.
259: 2012-12-10: Improbable chase scenes seem real because that's how we position the villain in our own nightmares: within reach but giving us space to run.
260: 2012-12-09: The main thing people are hiding when they jealously guard their privacy is just how boring their lives really are. @KilroyCafe
261: 2012-12-09: @MinnieGupta OMG! For real?!?!
262: 2012-12-09: Teleportation is real! With practice, you can jump instantly across space and time. My 2011 video shows you how: http://t.co/Lz0r6ECD
263: 2012-12-04: "If a dead bear can realize his dreams, so can you." http://t.co/E2r6gXZ1
264: 2012-12-04: The cat-human deal: We shelter them; they catch mice. The reality: We feed them; mice do what they want. Where did this marriage go wrong?
265: 2012-11-30: RT @KilroyCafe: You have matured in social media when you accept an essential truth: No one really wants to know what you are doing. The ...
266: 2012-11-23: Material success in youth is usually tinged with the fear that you are really a fake, that you didn't really earn it.
267: 2012-11-17: Almost every human behavior is a covert operation. Our real motivation for doing it is different than the cover story we give to others.
268: 2012-11-16: RT @lawnrocket: For those of you still waiting to see Skyfall - the REAL theme song for Quantum of Solace http://t.co/SbZ8Wtmv
269: 2012-11-15: RT @KilroyCafe: Kant really should be spelled "Can't" because if you followed his rules nothing would get done.
270: 2012-11-12: Youth is a story of nice-sounding self-centered theories zealously applied to the real world without regard to consequences.
271: 2012-11-11: Is "Bond Girl" really a good career move? After the movie, do those chicks fare any better than the villain's disposable henchmen?
272: 2012-11-11: Receiving an email from Nigeria offering $1 million, the narcissist is predisposed to believe it, while rejecting more realistic offers.
273: 2012-11-07: RT @KilroyCafe: A raised voice is sometimes useful to get things done, but real anger almost always makes matters worse.
274: 2012-11-07: Whenever I see "Hand Cooked Potato Chips", I think "Wow, dipping them in hot oil must be really painful!" (Probably Chinese labor.)
275: 2012-11-07: Regardless of the results of the election, now is the time for all of us to pull together—to ridicule @realDonaldTrump
276: 2012-11-05: @lawnrocket Keep it real, Lawnie. There are better things to do with the time (and more useful languages).
277: 2012-11-04: RT @TelegraphWorld: The Real Mitt Romney - smart, ruthless, brilliant and always focused on becoming president http://t.co/d7tz54rC
278: 2012-11-04: "Discrimination!" is a convenient complaint to help you avoid a harder reality: You're just not good enough.
279: 2012-11-02: RT @KilroyCafe: The real measure of wealth is not how much money you make but the freedom you have left after expenses.
280: 2012-10-30: Somebody needs to check the reality-show celebrity streams to see how many "thoughts and prayers" are going out tonight.
281: 2012-10-28: If you have an iPhone, today is the day to download the free NOAA Hi-Def Radar App. Watch the storm in real time! http://t.co/tJj3SF2v
282: 2012-10-27: It was hard enough choosing between Franken Berry and Count Chocula, then they came out with Boo Berry and life got really complicated.
283: 2012-10-25: Khrushchev barred from Disneyland: What was the REAL reason? Only the Mouse knows! http://t.co/95V6i691
284: 2012-10-24: Suburban Liberalism: loads of compassion and good intentions but completely detached from real-world economics.
285: 2012-10-23: If you have ever been a BS, you know this can't be real. Boy Scouts come in Troops. Cub Scouts come in Packs! http://t.co/AAncskU5
286: 2012-10-23: "The Matrix Revealed" - my 2007 philosophy essay http://t.co/E72lx1H0 The Matrix is real and we're in it! http://t.co/poUeroGn
287: 2012-10-06: This is for real, not Disney. (@ Quidi Vidi Village) [pic]: http://t.co/4ufIanxE
288: 2012-10-03: My Super Spam Attractor caught these 3 fake followers, promoting plastic surgery but buried in real-looking accounts. http://t.co/DRwGaZla
289: 2012-10-03: Exercise and nutrition have little effect on weight loss. All that really matters is the calories consumed.
290: 2012-10-02: When Eskimos sit around and chew the fat, it's not really clear what they are doing.
291: 2012-10-02: Iceberg real estate is among the cheapest in the world. You could have your own if you wanted it.
292: 2012-10-02: Surfing on an iceberg is really quite dangerous, especially in the tropics.
293: 2012-09-29: Is a product really "green" when it costs twice as much? You could do a lot of other worthy things with that money. #imlookingatyouprius
294: 2012-09-29: The real tragedy of The Master is what it could have been—the L. Ron Hubbard story. The reality: pointless scenes strung together.
295: 2012-09-28: If someone is selling an historic bridge to you stone by stone, they probably need the money for drugs. Also: They don't really own it.
296: 2012-09-25: The Green Eggs And Ham Principle: You can't really know 'til you honestly try.
297: 2012-09-23: Americans get all excited about going "camping," not realizing most of the world population lives like this 365 days a year. #withoutREI!
298: 2012-09-20: Youthful self-confidence is usually fake. You don't really know who you are or what you want but pretend that you do.
299: 2012-09-20: Real self-confidence is thoroughly understanding yourself and your environment. You don't have to fake anything.
300: 2012-09-19: Delivering the sacrificial lambs to be slaughtered upon the alter of Television. #realityshowcasting
301: 2012-09-17: The fantasy of love—two superheroes joining forces—is rarely the reality.
302: 2012-09-11: My auto-biography for the Turkish edition of my work. Is this real or a bizarre dream?http://t.co/kujrmNLK
303: 2012-09-11: RT @HLMenckenBot: A man full of faith is one who has lost (or never had) the capacity for clear, realistic thought. He is not a mere ass ...
304: 2012-09-08: Essential human truth: People want predictions but don't really care if they are accurate. http://t.co/5c3svRCg
305: 2012-09-08: If you feed the hungry without curbing population growth, have you really saved anyone?
306: 2012-09-07: Photographic reality and "real" reality are completely different. Don't expect photos to tell you what it was like to be there.
307: 2012-09-04: They spoke to each other in code, which protected them from really having to deal with each other.
308: 2012-08-31: A List of Stupid Things I've Done keeps you humble, but the real problem is your List of Stupid Things I'm Currently Doing.
309: 2012-08-25: The meaning of your life derives from "proactive hedonism"—planning ahead for the complex sensations that really make you happy over time.
310: 2012-08-25: Staring up at the night sky and all those billions and billions of stars and realizing I just don't give a shit.
311: 2012-08-25: If you're not shivering, you're not really cold.
312: 2012-08-23: The fantasy of parenthood is you'll have things under control. The reality is you're in way over your head.
313: 2012-08-17: In the 21st Century, real food raised on farms will be replaced by synthetic food made in laboratories by giant corporations.
314: 2012-08-11: When a food product claims to be "made with REAL CHEESE" there's a word to describe the actual cheese content: homeopathy.
315: 2012-08-10: RT @KilroyCafe: The main thing people are hiding when they jealously guard their privacy is just how boring their lives really are.
316: 2012-08-06: RT @navanax: Depression is a sure sign that you grasp the realities of this world.
317: 2012-08-06: You really have to be dead to get any respect on this planet.
318: 2012-08-05: "Our House" by Crosby, Stills & Nash — An insidious little piece of pro-real estate propaganda, spawning countless unsupportable mortgages.
319: 2012-08-05: RT @KilroyCafe: The law doesn't really solve problems, merely redistributes them. Only human judgment, rooted in the moment, can solve p ...
320: 2012-07-29: RT @Fuliginosus: @BadDalaiLama It works both ways. The person who manages an organization may be clueless about the fundamental realitie ...
321: 2012-07-27: @MinnieGupta Fake Minnie must want you to create a Real Minnie page. Otherwise, she'll win!
322: 2012-07-23: Every new idea carries a hidden cost. You can't fully grasp what that burden will be until you test the idea in the real world.
323: 2012-07-22: I can really only eat about 25 cents worth of a $2 watermelon (even flavored with diesel fuel). http://t.co/pKie09fi
324: 2012-07-22: Free will may be an illusion, but as long as it seems real, you might as well use it.
325: 2012-07-21: No exercise of principle is possible without concession to actual conditions and real reactions.
326: 2012-07-20: RT @jonathan_katz: I would like to live in the 1870's as long as I could have my iPhone4s and really good cell service.
327: 2012-07-19: This museum really "drills home" the fact we're running out of oil. (@ Permian Basin Petroleum Museum) [pic]: http://t.co/KJESVDx7
328: 2012-07-17: RT @KilroyCafe: Failed romances are one of life's great classrooms. You learn how people really work and how fantasy differs from fact.
329: 2012-07-17: On My Bucket List: Share intimate details of my personal life with dozens of strangers who don't really care.
330: 2012-07-16: "I really need a baby to make my life whole." — Not the purest of motivations, but it got you here didn't it?
331: 2012-07-13: The early Tarzan movies realistically portray life in the jungle, with vines you can swing on and a chimp who won't eat your face off.
332: 2012-07-13: Reality sets in ==> Digg is sold for $500,000—after turning down an offer from Google for $200million 4 years ago http://t.co/GuHIXd47
333: 2012-07-12: The reality doesn't quite match the satellite image, but this will do for the night. Morning swim? http://t.co/OBeQmWGo
334: 2012-07-08: The flaw of every character—real or fictional—is his pattern of past behavior. To become a hero, he has to change it.
335: 2012-07-06: The real psychos are people who can't process shame or acknowledge error, who must project their own flaws onto others. Watch out!
336: 2012-07-06: Any sentimentality you may have for "the common man" fades quickly when you realize most of these folks are idiots.
337: 2012-07-05: Einstein seemed like a really nice guy, but he gave us Hiroshima and Nagasaki and is helping Iran build bombs today.
338: 2012-07-02: Given the fig's relationship with the wasp that pollinates it, you're really eating Fig And Wasp Newtons. #ewwwww!
339: 2012-06-30: RT @Erekosse: "Comprar un producto que pretende solucionar tus problemas suele ser una distracción para no cambiar realmente tu vida" @B ...
340: 2012-06-30: Orange County — Of all the cultures I've visited in the past 3 weeks, this is the most insane. Suburbia totally cut off from the real world.
341: 2012-06-26: RT @piratehook3r @kneedull you know you never really hear about dinosaur sex <== Must have happened, but how?
342: 2012-06-26: RT @KilroyCafe: If you're gonna sell shit, it has to be new shit, not old shit. No one wants old shit, unless it's really, really old hi ...
343: 2012-06-18: I'm not ashamed of my race, but historically my people rarely see the sun. Exposed to it nonstop, we White folk prune up real fast.
344: 2012-06-17: People don't really want the best for themselves. They want what doesn't upset their system.
345: 2012-06-17: For the record, I may visit places that sound dangerous, but I never visit real war zones or take chances with my safety.
346: 2012-06-14: One real effect of Greece's crisis: ALL international train service out of Thessaloniki has been suspended. Kinda trapped here!
347: 2012-06-14: RT @KilroyCafe: academia—n. a community of educated people united by their lack of experience in the real world.
348: 2012-06-14: A "drug" is defined not by its chemical composition but by the way you abuse it to avoid any real change in your life.
349: 2012-06-13: You can concoct a justification for any hobby. The real question, though, is whether this is the best thing you can do with your life.
350: 2012-06-08: The internet can give you the rules. Only real life can teach you how the rules are applied.
351: 2012-06-08: The premise of many a Hitchcockian thriller—and countless real-life ones—is how your partner changes after you are married.
352: 2012-06-08: Real self-confidence is different than a theatrical show of self-confidence, which usually makes you look like a jerk.
353: 2012-06-08: Social media will falter when more people realize the awful truth: "Hey, no one is looking at my page!"
354: 2012-06-06: The tragedy of paranoia is that responding to imaginary threats and enemies creates real threats and enemies.
355: 2012-06-06: Narcissists are more often the victims of cons than perpetrators. They think the Nigerian scammer really want to give them USD 3,750,000.
356: 2012-06-06: Shades of things to come? My first McDonald's ad on Twitter. (It's kind of reassuring really.) http://t.co/FqfwjZiu
357: 2012-06-06: You don't really know someone until you see how they treat you when they know you can't escape.
358: 2012-06-05: Any "therapy" prescribed by an individual for himself is usually just an excuse to avoid any real change.
359: 2012-06-04: If someone is willing to pay $20 for a $5 chicken, thinking it can fly, you can't really blame the chicken. (a Facebook parable)
360: 2012-06-02: When seduced by dreams of unlimited success and perfect love, you miss the real opportunities right in front of you.
361: 2012-06-02: Fame is poisonous if you don't respect the audience or the accomplishments you are famous for aren't really your own.
362: 2012-06-01: I don't own a television, but this magazine makes me realize what I'm missing. http://t.co/KWEnksyw
363: 2012-06-01: Twitter narcissism: Does this person tweet like a reality star, with useless details of their life, or do they curate useful content?
364: 2012-05-30: RT @ShitYoungPplSay: The real problem is gender stereotypes perpetuated by the mainstream media.
365: 2012-05-28: Simply giving to the needy is not necessarily effective charity. The real question is what the long-term effects will be.
366: 2012-05-28: If you're wasting away again in Margaritaville because it's your own damn fault, then you haven't really learned anything.
367: 2012-05-28: "Insight" is when you realize how you have been lying to yourself.
368: 2012-05-28: People always have explanations for their own behavior, those are not usually the real reasons.
369: 2012-05-26: You're not really respected unless you're still respected after you leave the room.
370: 2012-05-26: It takes a committed relationship with a caring partner to make you realize how boring and irrelevant sex can be.
371: 2012-05-25: RT @LIFECOACHERS: Always be willing to find the ray of sunshine on a cloudy day because people really hate it when you do that.
372: 2012-05-24: The cows of Chick-fil-A are real! (@ Chick-fil-A) [pic]: http://t.co/3PgSDhbf
373: 2012-05-24: Most realistic crime show ever: "Jerk Detective". Cop is brilliant at solving crimes but his ego alienates everyone. New partner every week.
374: 2012-05-22: Some places of your youth you can come back to years later and nothing has changed. So sad. Those people must really like repetition.
375: 2012-05-22: RT @KilroyCafe: What we often take for symbiosis is really just parasite and host.
376: 2012-05-21: Today is the day Facebook starts trading for real, not propped up by its investment banks.
377: 2012-05-16: Alimony. (Yes, that's her real name!) http://t.co/e5n6p3ya
378: 2012-05-16: Inaccessible romantic partners are the most attractive because you don't have reality messing up the fantasy.
379: 2012-05-12: Social Work 101: What seems like a dysfunctional relationship to you may be, for these people, the best option realistically possible.
380: 2012-05-10: Real prosperity is different than bubble prosperity, which lasts only a few years and is funded by liens on the future.
381: 2012-05-09: Discrimination can be real, but it can also be a convenient excuse for your own failings. ("They fired me because I'm _____.")
382: 2012-05-09: Economic realities can be brutal and unfair, but there is a limit to how much protection government can provide without succumbing itself.
383: 2012-05-08: When a corporation says, "Help us save the environment," they really mean, "Help us save money so we can make more profit."
384: 2012-05-07: When an American says, "How are you?" the only proper response is, "Good, thanks!" No one really wants to hear your problems.
385: 2012-05-07: I'm a real "supper star". http://t.co/h6kIYoKf
386: 2012-05-07: People use "cover stories" to hide the real reasons for their behavior. These stories sound plausible but were invented after the fact.
387: 2012-05-07: "Insight" is grasping the real reasons for your own behavior, which are usually different than the reasons you initially claim.
388: 2012-05-07: There's nothing more dangerous than good intentions untested by reality.
389: 2012-05-06: .@piratehook3r In the end "expanding consciousness" isn't important. What matters is how accurately you perceive and process the real world.
390: 2012-05-06: Ideally we should realize what a jerk we have been before we burn all our bridges. Alas, burning our bridges is usually part of the process.
391: 2012-05-06: Gravity is only a theory until you go out and test it, at which point it becomes a solid and potentially painful reality.
392: 2012-05-06: Reality can be anything you want as long as you sit at home and don't test it.
393: 2012-05-06: After an extended period of furious bailing, you may finally realize that you must let the ship sink.
394: 2012-05-05: "Transgender woman killed in possible hate crime" <== Doesn't "killed" imply hate? Does it really matter what kind of hate it was?
395: 2012-05-05: News media have to fill their channel every day, so when there's no news they take non-news and pretend it's real news, and people buy it.
396: 2012-05-04: Whatever reality is, it has a structure all its own, independent of our wishes. We must adapt to reality because it won't adapt to us.
397: 2012-05-03: Telling the truth has little maintenance cost because you know it will always mesh with reality.
398: 2012-05-03: The hard part of lying is keeping you story straight, maintaining the edges of it so it doesn't clash with known reality.
399: 2012-05-03: RT @philo_quotes: We are more often frightened than hurt; and we suffer more from imagination than from reality. ~ Seneca
400: 2012-05-03: RT @LucianaGdeleon: @BadDalaiLama you must be really popular among the ladies...
401: 2012-05-03: What women really want. http://t.co/RfB3FXAe
402: 2012-05-02: The world is full of endless time-consuming hobbies, but most of them look frivolous when you realize how precious your time really is.
403: 2012-05-02: Someone in their 20s can have some fantastic skills, but balance real-world wisdom isn't in their portfolio yet. #Zuckerberg
404: 2012-05-02: RT @bprabawabr: @BadDalaiLama u realize the difference between bugsie and a psychopath is the 'his rights' part :D psychos can be calm & ...
405: 2012-05-01: The place for people who really love fire. (@ Fire Science Academy) http://t.co/FxIHITN5
406: 2012-04-30: If the fat burning secrets in women's magazines really worked, why would they need NEW fat burning secrets in the next month's issue?
407: 2012-04-27: Real life is a dance with depression, anxiety, addiction and post traumatic stress. Live with it!
408: 2012-04-25: @nilayasabnis @xtinewu Oh, wow! This is really good! ==> Thelonious Monk's list of advice for musicians: http://t.co/a9omsf73
409: 2012-04-18: "selection bias" — Harvard grads are more successful, but Harvard chooses only the best applicants, so did Harvard really do anything?
410: 2012-04-17: Positive: Legendary Japanese courtesy and deference. Negative: It can be very difficult to deduce what people really think and feel.
411: 2012-04-17: "Tour Group 463" <== I really like this photo of mine from yesterday. http://t.co/wvL4IKoO
412: 2012-04-10: "Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore" was a good song, but "Can't Trust This Feeling Anymore" would have been more interesting and realistic.
413: 2012-04-09: UFOs may or may not be real, but thinking they are worth your precious time on Earth is totally delusional.
414: 2012-04-09: A solution is not real if it merely displaces a problem into the future.
415: 2012-04-04: If you're considering becoming a parent and think you're committed to "only" 18-21 years, think again! This thing never really ends.
416: 2012-04-03: When I take a photo of a chaotic scene, I compose and crop in such a way that it seems to have meaning. It may not be real but it works.
417: 2012-04-03: When I look up at the clouds, I see figures that I know aren't real, but those images can shake me up and give me new ideas.
418: 2012-04-03: In the midst of a crisis, people often find God. This God may not be real, but the soothing effects are.
419: 2012-04-03: If you are struck by a random disaster, your job is to find meaning in the chaos. It may be imaginary meaning at first, but it becomes real.
420: 2012-04-03: Sometimes you create meaning by seeing meaning that isn't really there.
421: 2012-04-03: The really dangerous part of manic-depression is the mania, when you feel overconfident and take on more commitments than you can handle.
422: 2012-04-02: If a hotel offers FREE wifi and FREE breakfast but their rate is $60 more than the competitor, is it really free?
423: 2012-03-31: For every pleasure, there comes a satiation point where you tell yourself it's pleasurable but it really isn't.
424: 2012-03-30: Childhood starts to go bad when the kid begins to realize he's not the center of a perfect universe like he was lead to believe.
425: 2012-03-29: Parents are heroes. Where would we be without them? Still, if you have the choice yourself, better think twice. Is this really wise?
426: 2012-03-28: @RealSophieRose I am follower No. 6 of six million. Amazing voice, kid!
427: 2012-03-28: RT @Toledowni: La vida real sucede en los vacios que hay entre las reglas
428: 2012-03-23: I bet he's lying and doesn't really need the money for weed. He's probably buying food with it. (Times Square) http://t.co/z9cNM3m9
429: 2012-03-22: .@JennyKens It's not an honest opinion if you don't really want them to die.
430: 2012-03-20: Hey, let's get a dog! What kind? How about the most dangerous breed there is, because they are really sweet inside, just misunderstood.
431: 2012-03-19: RT @Kyoks1: Adultez es cuando los sueños infinitos de la infancia se reducen a unas cuantas duras realidades. via @BadDalaiLama
432: 2012-03-19: Don't fight for something you don't really want.
433: 2012-03-19: As you might suspect, BDL's intensity often freaks people out in Real Life.
434: 2012-03-19: Adulthood is when the infinite dreams of childhood boil down to a few harsh realities.
435: 2012-03-18: The pathetic hedonist spends most of his life trying desperately to regain earlier pleasures, not realizing it was a one-shot deal.
436: 2012-03-17: Real life is conducted in the gaps between the rules.
437: 2012-03-12: It's a miracle how Jesus comes when summoned, helping people through dark times. I'm not saying He's real, just that He appears when needed.
438: 2012-03-10: Oops! 4sq photo was wrong! This is the real Reagan Boyhood Home. http://t.co/xFlBKLR5
439: 2012-03-09: RT @TIME: Listen up, men: What women really want in a relationship | http://t.co/Mhwlvmyy (via @TIMEHealthland)
440: 2012-03-09: If you say something that no one can disagree with, have you really said anything at all?
441: 2012-03-08: If you can only eat a special kind of food, wash with a special soap and live with special comforts, you're really a prisoner.
442: 2012-03-08: Remember when your mom said, "Now apologize to your brother!" looming over you with threat of punishment. We're you ever really repentant?
443: 2012-03-07: An example of atonement gone awry is showering your victim with expensive gifts that don't really help him or reverse the damage.
444: 2012-03-07: Something "free" isn't really free if it takes up your time or isn't healthy for you.
445: 2012-03-06: You don't really understand life until you understand the mechanisms and psychology of Family Court.
446: 2012-03-06: "Don't trust people you meet on the internet," says your mom, but you often have far better information on them than "real life" people.
447: 2012-03-06: @TrekkieGirls It's those "real life" people you need to worry about!
448: 2012-03-06: Stepping out into the real world (if you can call Vegas that)... http://t.co/9QgoxW6M
449: 2012-03-06: According to Zuckerberg, you're only supposed to friend people you know in "real life". That would have eliminated some of my best friends.
450: 2012-03-06: Some of the things you fight for, in retrospect, aren't really worth it. If you can step aside, better things are waiting.
451: 2012-03-06: My playlist starts with Stephen Foster but doesn't really take off until I was, like, born. #songsinmyhead
452: 2012-03-05: Do you have covered parking? Valet parking? Then you must be someone really special. #LAculture
453: 2012-03-05: The natural hazard of love is codependency—one partner expecting the other to solve problems that are really their own.
454: 2012-03-04: @LetsGo2TheBeach Three real ones and two fake ones.
455: 2012-03-01: Greyhound stations are very sentimental for me. (Really!) They remind me of Eastern European train stations.
456: 2012-02-28: First relationships are mainly for training purposes, to help you discover what's really important.
457: 2012-02-26: Your best asset in romance is to not really need it.
458: 2012-02-26: Initiative and inertia have little to do with how busy people are. Many active looking people take no real initiative in their lives.
459: 2012-02-25: Sometimes love is really, really embarrassing.
460: 2012-02-24: "I love this video, you really did a great job of capturing the essence of a Bosnian place" (Sarajevo marketplace) http://t.co/ysAqmZsM
461: 2012-02-19: Einstein's really branching out! (@ Einstein's Oilery) [pic]: http://t.co/mUXvoaog
462: 2012-02-18: Ego depletion is a myth, but attention depletion is real. There is a limit to how much you can attend to in a day.
463: 2012-02-17: Explaining, "No, really, I AM the Messiah," to the Disciplinary Board. #jesusincollege
464: 2012-02-15: Quite spectacular, really! A slow-motion light show. Photographing what I can. #aurora
465: 2012-02-12: Heading out from Whitehorse to Edmonton. Hostel manager warns "This is a really dangerous time"—temps near freezing. http://t.co/FmrKYuRh
466: 2012-02-12: Sherlock Holmes logic says you can deduce the whole from the tiniest detail. Alas, reality has too many dimensions and often fools you.
467: 2012-02-11: Something of a disjoint between image and reality. http://t.co/VMqZw2HK
468: 2012-02-06: The trouble with superheroes in real life is they fly into a problem expecting to save people but end up becoming part of the problem.
469: 2012-02-05: For some really crazy hyperrealistic sculptures, check out Mueck & Piccinini. https://t.co/6p1Q9UXT
470: 2012-02-02: Jesus will give your life meaning when reality is too hard to accept.
471: 2012-01-31: .@pixieinthedark is my guilty pleasure. Alan scoffs. "All bubbles, zero calories." Yes, but with real cola taste!
472: 2012-01-31: Success isn't really success if it brings a loss of self.
473: 2012-01-31: RT @MailOnline: Dementiaville: £17m village in Switzerland will keep sufferers in fake reality http://t.co/mglh2XDZ
474: 2012-01-30: A "Dorothy moment" is when you realize your whole complicated quest was unnecessary. You didn't need Oz. The power was yours all along!
475: 2012-01-30: @xtinewu I picture a school of really stupid fish (dum-bass).
476: 2012-01-28: RT @wwicaksono: Reality is only as real as our delusion allows
477: 2012-01-27: RT @The_Symposium26: When the #FacebookIPO is unleaded people would do good to remember #Tulipmania. How much is Facebook really worth, ...
478: 2012-01-26: "For A Limited Time Only" sounds tragic until you realize it applies to everything.
479: 2012-01-26: Crashes are all the same. In the midst of a boom, people start believing in anti-gravity, but real gravity always wins in the end.
480: 2012-01-26: You can study a human problem from afar, but you can only really know it by going there and seeing the dynamic for yourself.
481: 2012-01-25: If you are a celebrity spokesperson drawing attention to a certain charitable cause, aren't you really stealing from every other cause?
482: 2012-01-24: Such a tease she was, but inept. Driving by the boys on the bus she flashed her tits, not realizing they were a gay theatre troupe.
483: 2012-01-23: RT @latimes: 'Citizen Kane' to screen at Hearst Castle. No, really http://t.co/Hcfo2SGW
484: 2012-01-23: A lot of detailed knowledge can be a bad thing if it distracts you from what's really important.
485: 2012-01-22: RT @TIME: Do seniors really deserve a senior discount? | http://t.co/kG5IEwuY (via @TIMEMoneyland)
486: 2012-01-21: Chicken tortilla soup from Chick-fil-A tastes really good and warms me up. #unsolicitedendorsement http://t.co/aQmWSE70
487: 2012-01-16: Nudity is always sexier in the imagination than in real life. That's why bikinis are better than nothing at all.
488: 2012-01-16: You only realize how far you've gone when you turn to head back.
489: 2012-01-16: The thing they don't tell you about nude beaches: There are NO entry requirements. Most of those naked bodies you really don't want to see.
490: 2012-01-15: RT @AncientProverbs: A mere friend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue. -Russian Proverb
491: 2012-01-15: You tell me that you've changed, but a real decision us measured by action not words.
492: 2012-01-15: "Santa Claus" charities parachute into poor neighborhoods, give out presents to everyone and leave. Santa feels good, but no real change.
493: 2012-01-14: History tends to praise whatever figurehead was at the bow of the ship as it turned, neglecting the currents that really moved it.
494: 2012-01-13: What people say and how they really feel are two different things. Part of an intimate relationship is being able to read both.
495: 2012-01-10: You're falling in love, falling, falling, until you realize in a panic, "OMG, I'm drowning!"
496: 2012-01-10: Jogging is really easy on the beach in 70° weather.
497: 2012-01-08: One advantage of visiting wealthy, isolated towns is protection from petty crime. Economic realities filter out the low-level druggies.
498: 2012-01-08: Most people say "I really should..." but they never do.
499: 2012-01-08: "Sure, I have a job, but all I really want to do is surf."—California
500: 2012-01-07: Life™—innovative educational program taking students out of the classroom and placing them in real situations where they learn on their own.
501: 2012-01-05: @xtinewu Hope they're not really Somali pirates in disguise!
502: 2012-01-02: RT @brainpicker: "Sex differences in the brain are real and clinically important but often grossly distorted in popular discourse." http ...
503: 2011-12-29: Isn't "self-help book" an oxymoron? If you are really going to help yourself, why do you need the book?
504: 2011-12-27: One year ago, we spent Christmas in Jerusalem and Bethlehem (for real!) Check out are archived tweets, photos & videos: http://t.co/KhORbNLR
505: 2011-12-27: "Just because the voices aren't real, doesn't mean they don't have good ideas." @LetsGo2TheBeach
506: 2011-12-27: When a bum asks, "Can you help out the homeless?" what he really means is, "Can you help out the self-destructive?"
507: 2011-12-25: You thought Greece was a crisis? Wait for China! ==> We all have a stake in China’s real estate bubble http://t.co/5fHSPHAQ
508: 2011-12-25: The key to success is practice, we are told, but some people practice for years and never improve. The real key is getting better.
509: 2011-12-23: People praise the singer for what the songwriter did and treat the actor like he made the movie. The real creator usually goes unnoticed.
510: 2011-12-18: semester — n. the academic cycle in which students are moved in and out of a professor's class before they can realize he's full of shit.
511: 2011-12-18: eduegotism — n. the sense of entitlement and superiority expressed by college professors who have never experienced the real world directly.
512: 2011-12-18: eduflatulance — n. college courses intended to endlessly discuss vague topics that don't really benefit from endless discussion.
513: 2011-12-18: eduholic — n. a student who uses ongoing formal education as a way to avoid the real world.
514: 2011-12-18: edutopia — n. a well-funded institution of higher learning, pleasant to attend but completely detached from real life.
515: 2011-12-17: "Sooner or later you will realize it's not about you. It never was." —@nainysahani
516: 2011-12-16: Reality is like a video game but better designed, with more complexity levels and bigger rewards and risks. Caveat: You can die only once.
517: 2011-12-15: Pro Tip: When people ask, "How are you?" they don't really mean it. If you can't be positive, no one wants to hear it.
518: 2011-12-15: It is better to be real than perfect.
519: 2011-12-14: (Real Men don't exert themselves unnecessarily. You can be fat and drink beer and still kill things.)
520: 2011-12-14: This is how Real Men hunt in Texas. Set up this friendly deer feeder, then snipe at them from the tower. Sporting! http://t.co/83hp36mU
521: 2011-12-14: The value of any activity in cyberspace ultimately derives from concrete actions in the real world.
522: 2011-12-14: Social media, without an anchor in the real world, is just another addiction.
523: 2011-12-13: Luke is not much to look at but a really good dog. Attentive and mild-mannered. Listens well and comes when called. http://t.co/lSs4e62m
524: 2011-12-13: Music is a software problem. The singer gets all the glory, but the real credit should go to the programmer who wrote the notes and words.
525: 2011-12-13: Reality is the ultimate video game. It has more levels of complexity, more unexpected twists than any game created by man.
526: 2011-12-12: If a relationship needs alcohol to lubricate, then it's not a real relationship but a pretend one.
527: 2011-12-11: My hippocampus really hurts! Time to despacialize.
528: 2011-12-11: I've also been to the REAL Naples. http://t.co/J7G3asq9
529: 2011-12-09: One can't merely "follow" His Badliness. It's a lifestyle commitment. For a lower volume feed (and less real-world noise) try @BadLamaWisdom
530: 2011-12-09: In romance, it can be hard to distinguish what's really there from what we desperately want to be there.
531: 2011-12-06: This sunset brought to you by the Sanibel Island Tourist Board. (For real! 15 minutes ago.) http://t.co/gHkh1Kj5
532: 2011-12-06: How many starving people were on Earth in 1900? How many today? On the whole, has science really improved anything?
533: 2011-12-06: RT @TheLastVirgo: In real life, the greatest deeds mainly come from small, often-forgotten favors.
534: 2011-12-04: A relationship cannot truly grow unless there is the realistic option to withdraw and renegotiate.
535: 2011-12-02: Data is an aid to real-world actions, not an end in itself.
536: 2011-12-02: Virtual reality is pure addiction — the crack cocaine of the 21st Century.
537: 2011-12-02: Once upon a time, people went places and did things. They learned directly from reality, not electronic simulations. They had a life!
538: 2011-12-02: Unlike the rest of life, sports obey a well-defined system of rules, so they don't teach you much about creativity in real-world chaos.
539: 2011-12-02: Boy toys are all angles and mechanics. Girl toys are curves and feelings. Toy makers didn't invent this. It's what they really want.
540: 2011-12-01: With showbiz people, you always got to ask: Do they really love the art or just covet the applause?
541: 2011-12-01: From your own weakness and insecurity, no rescue is really possible.
542: 2011-12-01: Facebook Tip: Never friend anyone you wouldn't want to meet in real life.
543: 2011-12-01: Reality has its own structure, independent of our theories or wishes. The only way to know it is to test it.
544: 2011-11-30: Don't believe any Area 51 show you see on television - especially if I'm in it! There's no evidence of aliens there, just bad reality TV.
545: 2011-11-30: Most of those "You screwed me over" songs really should be "How did I put myself in this situation?" songs.
546: 2011-11-30: RT @ThaRealDavidson: I prefer fake celebrs over real ones: see @BadDalaiLama and @ChuckNeinas. But for real celebrities, the best is @B ...
547: 2011-11-30: If slogans really change human behavior, then we should erect signs every few feet along the highway: "Always Drive Safely!"
548: 2011-11-30: @xtinewu "Really FB: People you may know-Kim Jung Il" <== That's cuz he's a friend of mine! Don't pre-judge. He's cool! http://t.co/ektQhPJ2
549: 2011-11-29: No matter how complex a virtual model may become, it can't compete with the richness, consistency and unexpected twists of reality.
550: 2011-11-28: Some of the most crippled people are those who have never had a real disaster in their life, never had a forest fire to clear the brush.
551: 2011-11-28: People buy real estate in a scenic location to try to expropriate its identity to bolster their own.
552: 2011-11-28: The online world is place to plan and analyze activities of the real world, not a replacement for them.
553: 2011-11-27: People like to invent restrictions for themselves—lists of things they won't do—because it helps them avoid making real decisions.
554: 2011-11-27: Reality is the assassin of delusion.
555: 2011-11-26: Real estate advice: Never buy property in a desert development with "Paradise" in the name.
556: 2011-11-26: Entertainment seems like harmless fun until you realize all the meaningful things you're giving up to pursue it.
557: 2011-11-24: The REAL Cookie Monster: If a cookie is sitting in front of you, can you resist its temptations?
558: 2011-11-24: OMFG! My friend, Lady Gaga impersonator @KittyBrucknell, gets hugged by the REAL Lady Gaga on British TV. LMFAO! http://t.co/fgAYgsRj
559: 2011-11-24: Creativity is looking past conventions and preconceptions to what really works.
560: 2011-11-24: Humans are horrible at risk management. They obsess over highly unlikely risks while ignoring the ones that really get them.
561: 2011-11-22: If you choose someone for the fantasy and the fantasy turns into a fraud, you can't really blame the fraud for being who he is.
562: 2011-11-19: I didn't realize it at the time, but I snapped a photo this morning of House Majority Leader Eric Cantor. http://t.co/w7yQI4Bj
563: 2011-11-16: Years ago, a crabby co-worker committed suicide after being diagnosed with treatable cancer. We said he was "sorely missed" but not really.
564: 2011-11-15: A delusion of luxury is that you're getting a better product. Fact is, you're usually getting a worse one, less suited to the real need.
565: 2011-11-15: My main complaint about Texas is it's too small. If it was 1800 miles wide instead of 880, I could get some real thinking done.
566: 2011-11-13: A lion is a known predator. If you present yourself to the lion and you get eaten, is it really the lion's fault?
567: 2011-11-13: If you're stopping to take pictures at every roadside attraction, isn't that photographic hoarding? Shouldn't it be a reality show?
568: 2011-11-11: Tweet stealing is a crime punishable by people not believing your best tweets are really yours.
569: 2011-11-11: Hangin' with the real people, enjoyin' the Early Bird Special. (@ Country Folks Restaurant) http://t.co/bTAucDM6
570: 2011-11-10: "Sacha Baron Cohen as Lord Monckton" http://t.co/ggNt5fMl - This video had me going. What is real? via @brainpicker
571: 2011-11-05: Life is too short to be a gourmet or connoisseur. Whatever you focus on is going to take you away from what's really important.
572: 2011-11-04: The REAL Stonehenge! (@ Stonehenge Replica at UTPB) http://t.co/Zy4EiztU
573: 2011-11-04: I can't believe this video is real: "Murmuration" http://t.co/R4k2YjzX A "flock" of birds is an understatement!
574: 2011-11-04: Forget PTSD. The real terror is when you break into a panic 2-3 times a day: "OMG! Where's my iPhone?!?!"
575: 2011-11-03: The real stuff from Texas!... Sure, it costs more, but I'm worth it!™ http://t.co/b9NvGuAN
576: 2011-10-29: You can't sing the same song over and over with real feeling. Only the first few times are genuine. After that, it's acting.
577: 2011-10-28: The key to a successful romantic relationship is well-defined boundaries. Marriage removes this boundaries in the financial realm.
578: 2011-10-28: You have to get divorced to grasp what marriage really is: a financial contract where two individuals are replaced by a corporation.
579: 2011-10-27: As a groupie, you get a front row seat on just how vapid and depraved these people really are.
580: 2011-10-27: In romance, we don't see what's really there but what we want to be there.
581: 2011-10-27: The main thing standing between an artist and his best work is his own ego, which prevents him from seeing what's really there.
582: 2011-10-27: A revelation is when you discover that two things you thought were different are really the same. Suddenly the world makes a lot more sense.
583: 2011-10-25: RT @laurenahayes: George Costanza was called by Israel to help bring peace to the Middle East. Really. http://t.co/OM9WyTsT
584: 2011-10-23: Even Top 40 listeners don't really want new music. They're buying a familiar product—Britney or Beyonce—and don't care what they produce.
585: 2011-10-23: Music is the ultimate comfort food. No one really wants anything new. They want the old and comfortable.
586: 2011-10-23: Personal growth isn't moving from Point A to Point B. It is realizing that B isn't relevant anymore and Point C is better.
587: 2011-10-23: The real test of your creative drive is whether you keep doing it after you're fat and happy.
588: 2011-10-20: Faith in God is really just faith that other people know more about God than you do.
589: 2011-10-19: Throwable Panoramic Ball Camera http://t.co/wr1dPa20 - Seems like a toy until you realize all the (sneaky) things you can use it for.
590: 2011-10-18: Shouldn't there be a Reality Show Dysmorphic Disorder (RSDD) in the DSM? A special Axis-IV classification for reality show participants?
591: 2011-10-11: I'm sorry, but any Avengers movie that doesn't involve Mrs. Peel is not a real Avengers movie.
592: 2011-10-09: .@MinnieGupta "And there is also a Miami in Ohio." + Wyoming & Oregon... meaning Ohio has no real identity of its
593: 2011-10-08: "People don’t really want to be cured. They want is relief. A cure is painful.” — @inquestioner
594: 2011-10-08: "Loneliness isn't cured by company but by contact with reality.“ — @inquestioner
595: 2011-10-05: "...and then my doctor told me about Abilify"... a medication so unproven to real doctors that it has to be advertised on TV.
596: 2011-10-04: Theory is useful, but reality hands you plenty of things theory can't prepare you for. You can only know reality by testing it.
597: 2011-10-03: RT @Kyoks1: Las drogas-desde la cocaina hasta los videojuegos-son pseudoexperiencias toman el lugar d hacer cosas reales en el mundo via ...
598: 2011-10-02: Drugs—from cocaine to video games—are pseudo-experience, taking the place of doing real things in the world.
599: 2011-10-01: The secret _____ sellers don't want you to know: You don't really need _____.
600: 2011-10-01: The secret real estate agents don't want you to know: You don't need a place to live, only a place to sleep.
601: 2011-09-28: The real fertility crisis: The women having children are least equipped to care for them. Slate: http://t.co/KpUB324D via @brainpicker
602: 2011-09-25: You never really know someone until you see them crack under stress. Then the mask comes off and the underlying animal shows through.
603: 2011-09-24: Hollywood armageddon involves alien invasion, viral infection or nuclear war, but the real apocalypse will be economic.
604: 2011-09-23: Drinking the Pepsi Throwup Edition—made with REAL sugar. Because I like my junk food pure. http://t.co/QjBp0sJb
605: 2011-09-22: The real drain on society is married people. Singles are more productive. http://t.co/O106sObO
606: 2011-09-20: The real enemy: In the 1930s, America planned to wage war on Britain. Daily Mail: http://t.co/Euq5UuQ5
607: 2011-09-16: "Never give up on your dreams!" — deluded thinking that traps people in futile pursuits, blocking sight of real opportunities around them.
608: 2011-09-14: "Guaranteed Fresh" isn't really a valid selection criteria for a chemical product such as Diet Coke or Hostess Cakes.
609: 2011-09-09: Romance raises the question: How much do you really want to be entwined in someone else's psychology?
610: 2011-09-05: What really killed Steve Irwin was his need for attention. It propelled him forward until SOME animal got him.
611: 2011-09-05: People can lie, act and project a false public image, but in the long run they can't hide their real personality.
612: 2011-09-05: The paradox of love is that it blinds us to who the other person really is. Wishful thinking replaces testing and observation.
613: 2011-09-03: Luxury is a swindle that draws you away from what really works.
614: 2011-09-01: The paradox of good parenting is it protects kids from the harsher realities of life, thus increasing their trauma when facing them later.
615: 2011-08-24: I'm one of the monkeys! (but I really wanted to be a Monkee) (@ Monkeys In The Trees) http://t.co/BVCXtXA
616: 2011-08-21: Venice, Italy: Yes, this is for real, and no, Disney didn't make it up. http://t.co/67zTeVE
617: 2011-08-14: Alamo, Nevada, home of the real West. http://t.co/Z0L29bR
618: 2011-08-14: Totally lame attraction. It's a neon thermometer, not a real one (@ World's Tallest Thermometer) http://t.co/O5UgAjU
619: 2011-08-13: RT @jonlancelot: sensing UFO's eh? <== No, I just really like mashed potatoes.
620: 2011-08-13: All humor is "real". A joke tells you something about what the author is thinking about and what he regards as important.
621: 2011-08-13: If you choose to work with wild animals and one of them eats you, it's not really the animal's fault. You put yourself in that position.
622: 2011-08-05: Both the @BadDalaiLama and the Good @DalaiLama are spiritual leaders conveying the wisdom that you don't really need spiritual leaders
623: 2011-08-05: The more beautiful and appealing a photo is, the more detached it usually is from real life.
624: 2011-08-05: Well-composed photos always look better than real life.
625: 2011-08-05: Taste is an illusion. It is the promise of something that can never really be achieved.
626: 2011-08-04: If recycling helps the environment, the real question is whether the benefit gained is worth the personal effort put into it.
627: 2011-08-04: Instead of making real changes in their own lives, people would rather take trivial actions on a global scale, where control is an illusion.
628: 2011-08-04: "Every little bit helps!" is the delusion of weak people who have given up on making any real changes in their lives.
629: 2011-08-03: The joy of falling in love is mitigated by the realization that you are now constrained and trapped by this person.
630: 2011-07-27: You can read books, look at photos and study maps of a place, but you can never really know it until you go there.
631: 2011-07-27: There is a big difference between realizing, "Hey, I can learn this on my own!" and actually doing it.
632: 2011-07-24: You will always be living in two worlds: the things you know to be true and the simpler position you can realistically express to others.
633: 2011-07-23: MRT @maleger: You can only deny reality for so long until it bites you in the ass.
634: 2011-07-22: Fame is poisonous if you take it seriously. You start believing the hype and forget who you really are.
635: 2011-07-17: On My Bucket List: Own the pony I never had as a child (and never really wanted).
636: 2011-07-16: "A picture is a fact."—Wittgenstein <== Not exactly. A picture is a highly restricted and carefully selected view of reality.
637: 2011-07-16: A delusion is a belief that serves our emotional needs but does not match the real-world data.
638: 2011-07-11: @nainysahani I really like your twitter avi. Don't change it!
639: 2011-07-11: RT @xtinewu: Just realized I retweeted the @DalaiLama and retweeted by @BadDalaiLama all in the same 5 minutes. Ha!
640: 2011-07-10: Maybe the Coyote unconsciously WANTS to fail, because in catching the Roadrunner he would have to acknowledge how empty his life really is.
641: 2011-07-10: Behind your specific goals are meta-goals—the things you really want from life. Obsessing over one goal, you may miss your real calling.
642: 2011-07-10: "Love, compassion and concern for others are real sources of happiness." <== Latest from the @DalaiLama Automatic Tweet Generator.
643: 2011-07-09: RT @exurban I just realized the core of your observations is the human inability to be objective. <== That's the core of most of my tweets!
644: 2011-07-09: RT @exurban: @BadDalaiLama I just realized the core of your observations is the human inability to be objective.
645: 2011-07-05: Reality requires complex negotiation. You don't know the solution from the start. You experiment, fail and adjust your path accordingly.
646: 2011-07-04: Is the door really locked? Check again. Is the door really locked? Check again. Is the door really locked? Check again. #OCD
647: 2011-07-02: You never really know someone until they feel secure in your presence and their REAL self emerges.
648: 2011-07-02: However good a novel may be, you're trapped in a simulation—a virtual reality—that is never going to exceed the experience of the author.
649: 2011-07-02: In the 20 hours it takes to read a book, think of all you could accomplish in the real world.
650: 2011-07-02: You don't realize until you are lying on the ground how difficult it can be to tell a firefly from a meteor.
651: 2011-07-01: Plant a tree and watch it grow. It used to sound fun. Then you realize, "My God, these things have to be maintained!"
652: 2011-07-01: Drug addicts are the closest thing to real zombies. They'll eat your brains to serve their primitive needs. So sad and so scary.
653: 2011-07-01: RT @algekalipso: @BadDalaiLama @MikeShawTweet Thanks.Really interesting that active placebos are as good. So the fact that you feel some ...
654: 2011-07-01: The solution to depression—the only one that really works over time—is YOU taking control of your own life.
655: 2011-06-30: If you aren't flirting with depression then you aren't really living. Finding strategies to deal with it is one of life's great challenges.
656: 2011-06-29: Each of us is a nest of invented restrictions: "I can't do ___ because I'm ___." Fact is, we've never really pushed ourselves.
657: 2011-06-28: The REAL Parthenon, not that crumbly old Athens thing. Nashville. http://t.co/F2cJxgG
658: 2011-06-26: Gay marriage will inevitably lead to an epidemic of gay divorce and the mass realization: "I can't believe I fell for that!"
659: 2011-06-25: I had no fear of violence on the streets of Cairo but a real fear of death by vehicle or falling object.
660: 2011-06-24: Paranoia is the delusion that the world really cares.
661: 2011-06-21: Forget "Walk Like an Egyptian". If you can "Bargain Like an Egyptian" you have a real skill.
662: 2011-06-16: RT @ispeakfemale: This is how we get hurt: We start believing it really could last forever.
663: 2011-06-16: RT @MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama Advice: You are on target Bad Dalai. This time I see myself in what you say, so u r giving REAL spiritu ...
664: 2011-06-15: RT @annielederman: My birth control pills have completely destroyed my libido. Man, those things really work!
665: 2011-06-15: The trouble with being a celebrity is everyone wants you for their own purposes and no one sees you for who you really are.
666: 2011-06-12: A nightmare is as valuable as any real experience. If you learn to handle it in your sleep then you're better equipped for the real world.
667: 2011-06-12: To know who people really are, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say. {MRT Descartes}
668: 2011-06-12: RT @philo_quotes: To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say. ~ Descartes http://bit.ly/philq
669: 2011-06-10: The Paris Hilton tragedy: poor ratings for her new reality show. OMG, so sad! http://goo.gl/fb/eohqq via @MailOnline
670: 2011-06-07: 13-second test of chromakey. I'm actually in a motel room in Texas. Now you'll never know what's real! http://youtu.be/SuB0jGofRek
671: 2011-06-04: Technically, "I'm going to have to ask you to leave," isn't really asking anything. Right?
672: 2011-06-01: The benefit of age, if you're lucky, is seeing things for what they really are.
673: 2011-05-31: RT @danywino: Me encanta el pelón @BadDalaiLama es genial en su crudeza. Realmente será gringo, o ése es su disfraz?
674: 2011-05-25: Photography will always show you the most dramatic portion of the most dramatic event, which may completely misrepresent the whole reality.
675: 2011-05-25: For real!? I think they're just a little oversensitive. The likelihood of another tornado in the same place seems slim.
676: 2011-05-18: The promisoholic wants to please others—hence the promises—but makes so many they cannot all be realized.
677: 2011-05-17: "Real estate is the one investment that always appreciates, never depreciates." — One of our friends during the housing boom.
678: 2011-05-14: A manly man's place for real men. Better than any strip club! http://t.co/TNyXEqT
679: 2011-05-12: A college town (like Madison) is a society that never grows up, never has to deal with reality. Especially the adults.
680: 2011-05-12: Advice to Nigerian scammers: Real Americans rarely use honorifics (Mr, Mrs, Dr). That, and they have spellcheck on their computers.
681: 2011-05-11: Moviemaking is a negotiation with reality. You know the story you want to tell, but you have to adapt it to the tools available.
682: 2011-05-08: If you can outwit the monsters in your nightmares you'll be better equipped to deal with them in real life.
683: 2011-05-08: Dreams are a training ground for reality.
684: 2011-05-08: Non-creative people see a rule or barrier and take it at face value. Creative people will push that boundary to see what it really means.
685: 2011-05-07: You're cruising the FM dial and you hear a song you haven't heard before and it sounds kinda nice until you realize, "Eww, it's Christian!"
686: 2011-05-05: With all the situations I've dealt with in the past, I really need a Situation Room. How do I get one of those?
687: 2011-05-05: How many people really know how to think? Only a tiny portion of the human population. The rest merely react to their environment.
688: 2011-05-01: RT @CeLeStIaLPhEnYx: I retweet the @BadDalaiLama more than the real Dalai Lama. I either need to stay up to see the Dalai Lama's tweets, ...
689: 2011-04-30: Many theories of parenting and social service fall flat in real life. Theory is trumped by what actually works.
690: 2011-04-29: Superheroes get a lot of press for saving those in peril, but the real accomplishment is disabling the peril so no rescue is needed.
691: 2011-04-29: Achieving the impossible means seeing beyond your immediate goal to what you REALLY want.
692: 2011-04-29: A change of attitude can change everything. It doesn't change objective reality, but it gives you new tools to work with.
693: 2011-04-29: The greatest superpower is being able to separate your ego from the objective reality outside you.
694: 2011-04-29: The most useful superpower is being able to see yourself as you really are and modifying your own behavior based on that vision.
695: 2011-04-28: The aim of the game of life is "self-realization"—accomplishing all you are capable of.
696: 2011-04-19: Inside Jesus' tomb... not much to see really. Just this sign indicating he has stepped out. http://twitpic.com/4mudwl
697: 2011-04-17: RT @trevlutz People say the want to travel around the world, when they really mean they want to travel around the world in first class.
698: 2011-04-15: It is amazing how many people will freely admit: "I like my house, my TV and my current routine. I really have no ambitions beyond that."
699: 2011-04-14: "Our House" by Crosby, Stills and Nash <== Pro-real estate propaganda! How many have been suckered by that one?
700: 2011-04-13: So many things would be easy if you could turn off your own ego and see what's really there.
701: 2011-04-12: When is the last time you saw a real investigation in print?
702: 2011-04-11: "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." —Walt Disney <== Disney pap! They have to be realistic dreams.
703: 2011-04-10: **SOME** lamas only give you positive affirmations. We give you realistic warnings so you don't toast your own ass.
704: 2011-04-08: On My Bucket List: Make money "flipping" houses in an irrationally exuberant real estate market.
705: 2011-04-08: In investing, there are winners and losers. The question is whether winners really outnumber losers in the long run.
706: 2011-04-07: The real test of success is not how you gain it but how you use it once you do.
707: 2011-04-07: This place really sucks! (@ Vacuum Cleaner Museum) http://4sq.com/furmFb
708: 2011-04-06: You can collect a lot of nice data about a place you've never been, but you can only really know it by going there.
709: 2011-04-05: Every bus station in Isreal is filled with teenagers in transit, acting like kids everywhere, but with green uniforms and really big guns.
710: 2011-04-04: RT @Kurt_Vonnegut: How complicated and unpredictable the machinery of life really is.
711: 2011-04-03: Reality doesn't suck, but it's not on your side either. It is what it is, and it's your responsibility to adapt.
712: 2011-04-03: Wisdom is the willingness to experiment and investigate to determine the structure of reality for yourself.
713: 2011-04-03: Wisdom is seeing yourself, other people and the world around you for what they really are.
714: 2011-04-03: It is a rare and valuable skill to see reality for what it really is, not for what you want it to be.
715: 2011-04-03: Reality has its own structure, independent of our wishes. It is what it is and doesn't care what we want.
716: 2011-04-03: We all start with a childhood delusion that reality will conform to our desires. If we want something, we only need to wish for it.
717: 2011-04-03: The essential skills of wisdom are knowing your limitations, recognizing reality as an independent entity and seeing the needs of others.
718: 2011-04-03: The most important thing about reality is that it has no regard for your wishes. It takes a long time and many failures to learn this fact.
719: 2011-04-03: Meta-skills involve understanding how reality works, even if it is a reality you have never encountered before.
720: 2011-04-02: When someone uses straw man against you, there's really no defense. They've gone paranoid, and all you can do is withdraw.
721: 2011-04-01: RT @WWIIHeadsOState: @BadDalaiLama What is your life dedicated to? Boredom? You could go for world domination if you had real sociopath ...
722: 2011-04-01: Kids are fun but incredibly labor intensive. If you choose to raise them, you must realize it will be your main career!
723: 2011-04-01: The key the great photography and videomaking is to liberate yourself from the need to accurately record reality.
724: 2011-04-01: "Obey Your Thirst!" in a soft drink ad really means, "Obey Your Caffeine Craving!"
725: 2011-03-30: Once you're dead, no one can get to know you. They may worship your image, but they won't see you for who you really were.
726: 2011-03-29: It's great that you're retweeting the best work of others. That's a useful service! But what are you really contributing to the world?
727: 2011-03-29: Tragic delusion: New Yorkers vacation in Maine, find it quaint and charming. Move here, discover an alternate reality.
728: 2011-03-29: The Seduction of First Impressions—thinking you have things all worked out, then finding yourself trapped in an alternate reality.
729: 2011-03-27: Self-motivated learning, tested by real life, usually does a better job than any education program.
730: 2011-03-27: When you're in class, bored silly, and you realize, "Hey, I could have learned this faster on my own!" then the job of education is over.
731: 2011-03-27: Real Andy Griffith self-confidence should not be confused with Barney Fife pseudo self-confidence.
732: 2011-03-27: Many talk about creativity, but when the opportunity for it arises in real life, most will fall back on convention.
733: 2011-03-26: @laurenahayes Of course, this isn't a democracy. You're just soliciting feedback. What really matters is who you want to be.
734: 2011-03-26: Anything that can be learned from classes can be learned on your own, but you also need real experience to test that learning.
735: 2011-03-25: People tend to value their possessions and relationships according to how much they paid for then, not how much they're really worth.
736: 2011-03-24: Reality has no respect for our predictions. It does what it wants.
737: 2011-03-24: @lolahayes "I come in peace" <== I've heard that one before and I'm not buying it. What do you REALLY want?
738: 2011-03-22: Ambitious travel plans made on the internet tend to fall apart in the chaos of a real place, 99% of which isn't on the Internet.
739: 2011-03-22: Each of us is born into a set of assumptions about what in life is necessary. Travel crushes some of them, leaving only what is real.
740: 2011-03-22: Ambitious plans made on the internet tend to fall apart in the chaos of a real place, 99% of which isn't on the Internet.
741: 2011-03-19: Most documentaries today are shot out-of-sequence (not in the order portrayed), meaning that it's basically "reality-based fiction".
742: 2011-03-19: "Oh, you're going to ___? You really must stop at ___ and try their ___!" Bullshit! That's just consumerism, not productive travel.
743: 2011-03-19: The REAL Hawaiian adventure is to go flume riding through this irrigation tunnel, which passes through a mountain. http://t.co/pUFklUE
744: 2011-03-17: .@TheBosha "Watch out for wild boar. For real." <== I know all about wild bores. I just unfollow them!
745: 2011-03-16: Narcissism on Twitter (and real life): "My opinion is important just because it's mine."
746: 2011-03-16: The REAL seat of power in America—where the Freemasons direct the New World Order. http://twitpic.com/49wdk6 (Alexandria, VA. Jan. 20)
747: 2011-03-15: Facebook is the place for happy thoughts and non-controversial postings—obviously because everyone you know in real life is on it.
748: 2011-03-15: RT @worldpolice: Being a realist is hard http://t.co/fyu478J <== Cartoon comparing realists to idealists.
749: 2011-03-15: Steve Irwin was one of the earliest victims of reality TV. Once you catch the spotlight, you can't give it up.
750: 2011-03-14: If news doesn't affect you personally, why do you have to watch it in real time? Can't you just read up on it later on Wikipedia?
751: 2011-03-14: In a world or unlimited news, you could spend unlimited time following it, but all that really matters is news affecting your own behavior.
752: 2011-03-13: Few of us really listen to reality. We try to impose our will upon it, but reality always wins in the end.
753: 2011-03-13: In place of delusion is a life tied to reality. You seek out accurate feedback and modify your goals and action steps accordingly.
754: 2011-03-13: You can't talk someone out of their addictions or out of their emotionally driven goals. Same thing, really!
755: 2011-03-12: @krd_metalgirl "I will bite You while hugging, Its a trap ;)" <== I think you're really a human who's just PRETENDING to be a zombie.
756: 2011-03-11: The key to being a good driver is realizing just how close to death you really are.
757: 2011-03-10: academia—n. a community of educated people united by their lack of experience in the real world.
758: 2011-03-10: In the movies, boy meets girl; they overcome some difficulties, fall in love, kiss, end of movie. But that's not really the end of conflict.
759: 2011-03-09: At first, we see our parents as gods, then we rebel. Only later do we see who they really are: kids themselves who got in over their head.
760: 2011-03-09: To be appreciated fully, you really need to be dead.
761: 2011-03-08: When we say someone has a "big ego" we really mean the opposite: their ego is so weak they have to over-assert the pretense of it.
762: 2011-03-08: Dreams come in a million flavors. Then reality dashes them and gives you only one. {9/22}
763: 2011-03-07: Synchronicity may or may not be real, but if it seems to happen, we should take heed and use it to our advantage.
764: 2011-03-07: See the funny cartoon on reality TV on the home page of @EntitiesRUs - http://www.entities-r-us.com
765: 2011-03-07: Personality has so many dimensions that it is often best conveyed by example rather than category. (e.g. He's a real @CharlieSheen.)
766: 2011-03-06: The risk of any utopian idea is that it turns anti-utopian under the pressures of the real world.
767: 2011-03-06: "Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."
768: 2011-03-05: It's unfortunate that children have access to porn, but is it really hurting them? The reaction of most: "Ewwww, gross!"
769: 2011-03-04: People want solutions to their problems but without disrupting their existing emotional investments. So... no real solutions!
770: 2011-03-04: Reality may be a video game, but no other offers so much depth and complexity—and so many challenge levels!
771: 2011-03-03: The world imposes real boundaries on you, but they are usually less than the imaginary barriers you impose upon yourself.
772: 2011-03-03: The greatest joy of reality is the surprises! Things can come together in ways you'd never expect yet make perfect sense in the end.
773: 2011-03-03: There are two ways to respond to the world: the way your past has set you up for, and the way that really works.
774: 2011-03-03: Don't blame your parents for what you are doing now. It's your responsibility to adjust to the real world, not theirs.
775: 2011-03-03: Our parents fed us so much bullshit! But that was their job. You can't handle reality all at once, so fairy tales are the intermediate step.
776: 2011-03-03: Adjusting to the demands of real world is traumatic for everyone, regardless of their upbringing.
777: 2011-03-03: The trouble with an online identity is that it becomes binding over time, just like a real-life one.
778: 2011-03-02: The risk of marketing yourself as an image is that people will start seeing you only as that image and not for who you really are.
779: 2011-03-01: RT @SethMacFarlane: Really want this to happen sometime:
780: 2011-03-01: "A mere friend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue."
781: 2011-03-01: The idealism of youth is thinking the system can be changed, like realigning the axis of the Earth.
782: 2011-02-28: For the marketer, the advantage of a crap product over a real one is the higher markup. This funds more advertising, which sells more crap.
783: 2011-02-28: Fakery persists because it works. Given the right signals, people will purchase the illusion of quality instead of the real thing.
784: 2011-02-23: People are swayed by brand names (Gucci, Harvard, Kardashian) because it's easier than making real decisions about the underlying product.
785: 2011-02-23: Reality is full of surprises—things you never would have expected from afar. Only direct experience will show you these things.
786: 2011-02-22: The brain has a powerful emotional immune system that prevents your dumbest mistakes from ever really sinking in.
787: 2011-02-22: Real-time news is like a diet of junk food. You get only superficial flavors with little nutrition... sensations without understanding.
788: 2011-02-21: Counterfeit designer goods are a rip-off of a rip-off! The real con is gullible fools paying hundreds for a label.
789: 2011-02-21: RT @Krystelisms If you can define yourself as Republican or Democrat, you really have no clue
790: 2011-02-21: A party is a celebration among friends. It only has meaning if it is relatively rare and there's really something to celebrate.
791: 2011-02-20: "Trust the Force" may have worked for Luke Skywalker but in real life that kind of passivity usually just gets you into deeper shit.
792: 2011-02-20: RT @DOGENZEN: Hope: in reality it is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of Man ~ Nietzche
793: 2011-02-19: Science is an infinite quest in all directions. At some point you have to ask, "Is this really worth my time?"
794: 2011-02-19: Whatever reality is, it has a structure all its own, independent of our consciousness. We must adapt to reality, not the other way around.
795: 2011-02-16: Reality is the feedback you actually receive from the world when you submit your theories to it.
796: 2011-02-15: television — n. the distribution of pseudo-experiences to those without the initiative to seek real ones.
797: 2011-02-14: Sometimes you say, "No problem," when it really is a problem but you just don't want to rock the boat.
798: 2011-02-07: Chicago reality. http://twitpic.com/3x8yw6
799: 2011-02-06: A pirate at the Key West Pirate Festival in Dec. 2008. Both the parrot and the peg leg are real! http://twitpic.com/3wxm2c
800: 2011-02-03: You don't want to be a hard-driving entrepreneur working toward a meaningless goal. Is success really worth the price you paid?
801: 2011-02-02: Many barriers in theory turn out to not be problems in real life. You have to actually test reality to find out.
802: 2011-02-02: Did the REAL homeless thing last night, sleeping in the grass at FLL. Couldn't be more comfortable! (Of course, 70F and no rain.)
803: 2011-02-02: Even if paranormal phenomena are real, they should never be used as the basis for decision making. They are too easily corrupted by feeling.
804: 2011-02-01: RT @AncientProverbs: A mere friend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue. -Russian Proverb
805: 2011-01-31: Nice to voice your support for Eqypt, but the real issue is what happens next. Revolutions have a poor track record of restoring democracy.
806: 2011-01-31: Facebook is just like real life. You've friended everyone you know, so now you can't do anything without upsetting someone.
807: 2011-01-30: One of the most realistic and plausible movies ever! Direct from Bollywood! Video: http://j.mp/emHm5G via @princeboucher
808: 2011-01-29: Being God must really suck. No matter what you do, people get hurt.
809: 2011-01-29: So far, I have only invested $15 in the Egyptian visa. I can accept the loss if there is real risk involved.
810: 2011-01-26: (The real source of the "FB" bumper sticker was "Folly Beach, SC", but it had me going for a while.)
811: 2011-01-26: A life without entertainment doesn't mean a life without fun. It means having fun doing real things instead of pseudo-fun doing fake things.
812: 2011-01-26: @lolahayes "Joining the Lepidopterists' Society" <== Is that really the way you choose to live—to preserve beauty by killing it?
813: 2011-01-26: Art, beauty, joy, pleasure — Are these things really valid goals in themselves, separate from accomplishment or learning?
814: 2011-01-25: You can lie in a tweet—It's easy enough.—but you can't fake your personality over time. The real person will show through!
815: 2011-01-25: The Sherlock Holmes Delusion is that you can deduce the whole from a few isolated details. Reality has too many dimensions for that.
816: 2011-01-24: Another term for entertainment is "pseudo experience". When you are "being entertained" you aren't doing real things in the real world.
817: 2011-01-24: @hjamess "It doesn't happen often, but you're wrong about entertainment BadDalai." <== How so? It's real experience vs fake experience.
818: 2011-01-24: Trauma is like being beaten with a block of ice. Eventually the ice melts and vanishes, and all you know is you hurt really bad.
819: 2011-01-22: Many pointless family arguments start, "I don't like your attitude!" but all that really matters is: "Did you do what you said you would?"
820: 2011-01-22: Which bubble will burst first: China's real estate or Facebook's valuation? Justify your answer.
821: 2011-01-21: Most secrets aren't really secrets, just things you don't say to avoid upsetting those with fragile egos.
822: 2011-01-20: @MotherCatt "You realize, of course, that now everyone knows where you live, right?" <== His Holiness lives nowhere and everywhere.
823: 2011-01-20: We remember what presidents said, but did they really say it, or did their speechwriters?
824: 2011-01-20: The main distraction of music is... the music! What really matters is the words and tune. The rest of the music is secondary.
825: 2011-01-19: No one who you think is having fun is really having as much fun as you think they are.
826: 2011-01-17: The law consists not just of what is written but how courts have interpreted those words—called case law. That's where the real wisdom lies.
827: 2011-01-17: .@Zylaw Indeed, in real life, the Prime Directive is unworkable. You violate it just by living.
828: 2011-01-17: Marriage is the most effective Redpill you can take. In a few weeks you'll start seeing your partner for who they really are.
829: 2011-01-16: Most freedom is sacrificed in the delusional pursuit of safety in areas where no safety is really possible.
830: 2011-01-16: Money in liquid form is a valuable asset to your freedom. Money in solid form (real estate, possessions) is more a liability.
831: 2011-01-16: If you got rid of all the sacred icons you own and kept only the things you really need, you could live comfortably in a 10x10-foot box.
832: 2011-01-15: When you think about it, every product is "Real". So "Real Cola Taste, Zero Calories" is perfectly legal.
833: 2011-01-14: What we all really want is not money but Whuffie. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whuffie via @princeboucher (The only trouble is defining it.)
834: 2011-01-14: Most of what people call "luxuries" are really just expensive forms of imprisonment. The 2nd home, the boat, the sports car... shackles!
835: 2011-01-12: Fun 1950s TV fact: When Ralph Kramden says, "One of these day, Alice... Pow, right to the moon!" he's really threatening domestic violence.
836: 2011-01-12: College is a halfway house between home and real life. It keeps students occupied while they grow their final layer of brain cells.
837: 2011-01-12: Emotional security sounds nice. The question is whether it is really possible.
838: 2011-01-12: .@The_Scrutiniser "What makes you think 'real thoughts' are so valuable?" <== Is your life worth doing something with?
839: 2011-01-12: Music has a dangerous hold on the nervous system. Instead of thinking real thoughts, you have an iPod pumping drugs into your brain.
840: 2011-01-11: Never forget: It was "analysts" and "experts" who sold us real estate, based on "trends" they saw in the "data".
841: 2011-01-11: ...and real snow!
842: 2011-01-09: Academia is the ultimate bluepill society—an artificial environment supported from the outside and isolated from redpill reality.
843: 2011-01-09: For a real-time feed of our most popular tweets (starred by others) monitor our FavStar page at: http://favstar.fm/users/BadDalaiLama/recent
844: 2011-01-08: Barney Fife is funny until you realize he's an inept, insecure cop hired by nepotism and no one in Mayberry objects. Family values, my ass!
845: 2011-01-08: Life is full of "Duh!" moments when you realize the solution was right in front of you all along. Only your own blindness kept it from you.
846: 2011-01-07: Just because a TV show is called a "documentary" doesn't mean it bears any relation to reality. More like "truth-based fiction" for ratings.
847: 2011-01-07: The only thing about music that has to be "real" is the human voice. Everything else can be computer generated.
848: 2011-01-06: Really, now, how many different types of gas do you need? FB photo: http://j.mp/fnrtCv (Tampa)
849: 2011-01-06: The best thing Spinal Tap could have done is kept making music. All music starts out as parody, but then the magic kicks in and its real!
850: 2011-01-06: HD Delusion #7: In video, as in real life, the brain retains only what happened, not the details of the scene, so HD is forgotten instantly.
851: 2011-01-04: Note on human protocol: "How are you?" is intended as an idiomatic greeting only. No one really wants to hear about your problems.
852: 2011-01-04: In the real world, there is no such thing as exponential growth or a straight-line graph. Every trend will peak eventually.
853: 2011-01-03: Childbirth is justified by circular logic that masks the real reason: to serve the selfish desires of the parents.
854: 2011-01-03: RT @mmufti: @BadDalaiLama thanks.my friend really likes your comments.he contemplates on them when he is high..
855: 2011-01-02: Old may seem wise until you realize that most of those old people are stuck in their ways and don't do a damn thing!
856: 2011-01-02: We buy crappy products (and make crappy life choices) because we mistake the superficial symbols of quality for the real thing.
857: 2011-01-01: Bah! The only REAL holidays are the equinoxes, solstices and eclipses. All our values went mushy with the end of human sacrifice.
858: 2011-01-01: RT @alexiswi: For all the fun snark that @BadDalaiLama offers, a lot of his tweets ARE really good advice.
859: 2010-12-30: The trouble with viral marketing (like real viruses) is that the immune system adapts quickly and won't accept the same campaign twice.
860: 2010-12-29: Israeli airport security is overrated. Are they really incompetent or just pretending to be? That must be the security!
861: 2010-12-29: Video #28: Who is buried in McKinley's Tomb? (And who really cares?) http://youtu.be/hTNv32VsshI Canton, Ohio - Yesterday.
862: 2010-12-28: Life is a negotiation with reality. You arrive on this strange planet with its own rules and start bargaining to fulfill your needs.
863: 2010-12-24: Relationships are damaging when they disrupt the individual's direct negotiation with outside reality.
864: 2010-12-22: ...(Unless you get a free phone. But then again, is it really free?.. And a 2-year commitment, tops! Read the fine print before you sign.)
865: 2010-12-21: What most people take for "thirst" is really an addict's craving for caffeine. Bodily fluid levels are fine.
866: 2010-12-21: You can never really know another person's thoughts, because the act of reporting the thoughts destroys them—like Heisenberg.
867: 2010-12-20: Cool beauty is perfect geometry, detached and inaccessible. Warm beauty is a smile, imperfect but real, that engages the viewer personally.
868: 2010-12-20: A degree proves only that you can follow instructions, not your ability to think for yourself or solve real-world problems.
869: 2010-12-20: Art is the process of reducing reality to its simplest symbolic form.
870: 2010-12-19: RT @Pokersoul: I will leave you now. Apparently the real world is real and some of the other accounts demand food.
871: 2010-12-19: Paranoia creates new enemies—real ones—where none previously existed.
872: 2010-12-17: RT @ederguillermo: Sigan a @BadDalaiLama si quieren ver la cruda, realidad.
873: 2010-12-17: When a product promises to "kill 99.9% of germs", it is really breeding stronger germs (the 0.1% that survive).
874: 2010-12-15: In Ireland, most language on the street that you think is Gaelic is really just English, all slurred up by a few too many!
875: 2010-12-14: Pro Tip: When people ask, "How are you?" they don't really mean it. If you can't be positive, no one wants to hear it.
876: 2010-12-14: It is better to be real than perfect.
877: 2010-12-14: Reality is like a video game but better designed, with more complexity levels and bigger rewards and risks. Caveat: You die only once.
878: 2010-12-14: Real estate is so 20th Century.
879: 2010-12-13: Music is a software problem. The singer gets all the glory, but the real credit should go to the programmer who wrote the notes and words.
880: 2010-12-13: Social media, without an anchor in the real world, is merely addiction.
881: 2010-12-13: Reality is the ultimate video game. It has more levels of complexity, more unexpected twists than any game created by man.
882: 2010-12-13: Virtual reality is not reality. The value of all actions in cyberspace ultimately derives from concrete actions in the real world.
883: 2010-12-08: Video Essay #11: What is Truth? http://youtu.be/m6bGd0TZpeI - From Ithaca, NY. Truth is pretty simple really.
884: 2010-12-08: In romance, it can be hard to distinguish what's really there from what we desperately want to be there.
885: 2010-12-06: Any idiot can be an anarchist. It takes brains and wisdom to build real workable solutions.
886: 2010-12-06: Coming to TV: "Reality Diplomacy". Cameras follow US diplomats, broadcast their strategy meetings and personal feelings during world crises.
887: 2010-12-05: No theory alone can adequately prepare you for reality. You have to experiment and make some mistakes before you fully understand.
888: 2010-12-04: A relationship cannot truly grow unless there is the realistic option to withdraw and renegotiate.
889: 2010-12-03: Is it really "green" to spend twice as much for a hybrid car that uses only slightly less gas? You could plant trees with that money!
890: 2010-12-02: Kodachrome: Real life is never as good as the pictures or our nostalgic memories. (MRT Paul Simon)
891: 2010-12-01: Is global warming real? Yes. Can it be stopped? Probably not. Politics demand action, but most of us have better things to worry about.
892: 2010-12-01: Once upon a time, people went places and did things. They learned directly from reality, not electronic simulations. They had a life!
893: 2010-12-01: Virtual reality is pure addiction — the crack cocaine of the 21st Century.
894: 2010-11-30: Reality has its own structure, independent of our theories or wishes. The only way to know it is to test it.
895: 2010-11-29: If slogans really change human behavior, then we should erect signs every mile along the highway: "Always Drive Safely!"
896: 2010-11-28: The online world is place to analyze activities of the real world, not a replacement for them.
897: 2010-11-28: Reality. Live with it.
898: 2010-11-28: No matter how complex a virtual model may become, it can't compete with the richness, consistency and unexpected twists of reality.
899: 2010-11-28: No matter how sexy data may seem, the ultimate coin of existence is still concrete actions in the real world.
900: 2010-11-27: Who is the best romantic partner? Sadly, it is someone just like you in personality. Only a clone can really know you.
901: 2010-11-27: Those who unfollow you if you unfollow them had no real interest in your communication anyway.
902: 2010-11-27: People like to invent restrictions for themselves—lists of things they won't do—because it helps them avoid making real decisions.
903: 2010-11-26: Reality is the crusher of delusion.
904: 2010-11-26: Running a race and winning isn't necessarily creative. Creativity is bypassing the race altogether to find what really matters.
905: 2010-11-24: All the best stories—in fiction, movies and real life—are about a character facing his fears and overcoming his own inertia.
906: 2010-11-23: Beauty strikes the eye only on its first appearance. After that, all that matters is what really works.
907: 2010-11-23: Creativity is looking past conventions and preconceptions to what really works.
908: 2010-11-22: You'll never really know who you married until the honeymoon is over.
909: 2010-11-19: The most degrading and exploitative form of reality TV is called "news". How do people watch this stuff?
910: 2010-11-12: What most people call "boredom" is really the withdrawal symptoms of a stimulation addiction.
911: 2010-11-10: Theory looks at a problem from only a few angles. Reality sees it from every angle.
912: 2010-11-09: The key to great art, in any medium, is restriction. You don't want "hi-def" but "low-def", painting reality with as few pixels as possible.
913: 2010-11-09: The difference between dreams and reality is reality is still there when you wake up.
914: 2010-11-07: Pain is real and reproducible. Pleasure, however, is in the eye of the beholder and may not work the second time around.
915: 2010-11-06: The most difficult skill of perception is seeing the world as it really is, not as you want it to be.
916: 2010-11-06: If you aren't flirting with depression, you should question whether you're really alive.
917: 2010-11-04: The main thing people are hiding when they jealously guard their privacy is how uninteresting their lives really are.
918: 2010-11-04: “You can never get enough of what you don’t really need." —Eric Hoffe
919: 2010-11-03: RT @ederguillermo: @BadDalaiLama thanks master, you have the truth of life. I really Can't belive so few people follows you.
920: 2010-11-03: To have real negotiating power, you must retain the ability to say "no"—which must be exercised from time to time to prove your point.
921: 2010-11-01: The main challenge of both fiction and real life is overcoming ones own inertia. The protagonist has to change his pattern of behavior.
922: 2010-10-29: Many barriers that seem insurmountable in theory turn out not to be a problem in real life. You have to test them to find out!
923: 2010-10-29: Reality is rich and subtle and puts all theories about it to shame.
924: 2010-10-27: The world is full of crap because crap has a higher profit margin than things you really need.
925: 2010-10-26: If psychic phenomena are real, they are unreliable tools for interacting with the world. They are too easily confused with wishful thinking.
926: 2010-10-26: Photos can lie! They distort reality by showing only a restricted view. They can't capture the big picture the way words can.
927: 2010-10-25: .@TeaDrinker3000: "Really wish @DalaiLama would follow back :(” — The @BadDalaiLama does!
928: 2010-10-20: The real measure of wealth is having the freedom to do what you want with minimal obligations.
929: 2010-10-16: Anything promising permanent security is really just a prison in disguise.
930: 2010-10-16: Anyone can surround themselves with the tools and technical skills of an artistic medium, but few are capable of real creativity.
931: 2010-10-11: Many of the beliefs that are presented as spiritual are really a mask for mental illness.
932: 2010-10-10: Real security lies not in locks or guns but in knowledge of your surroundings.
933: 2010-10-10: UFOs may be real, but they're not relevant.
934: 2010-10-07: Life is full of "Duh!" moments when you realize you've been doing things the hard way all along.
935: 2010-10-06: Celebrity is our society's celebration of those who perform but don't really accomplish anything.
936: 2010-10-05: The real measure of wealth is not how much money you make but the freedom you have left after expenses.
937: 2010-10-03: You never know what a person is really like until after the honeymoon.
938: 2010-10-02: There is no easy childhood. Either you are traumatized by reality too early or blindsided by it later.
939: 2010-10-01: When a man buys real estate he starts building his own tomb.
940: 2010-09-29: Pain is real, but pleasure is in the eye of the beholder.
941: 2010-09-26: Hubris is thinking, when a roll of the dice favors you, that the dice really care.
942: 2010-09-26: The real coin of life is not money but time.
943: 2010-09-26: There will always be a difference between theory and reality, and only experience can tell you what it is.
944: 2010-09-24: What's really inside the secret Vatican archives? Bullshit! Century after century of utter bullshit.
945: 2010-09-24: The real measure of wealth is not your income but how much freedom you have left after expenses.
946: 2010-09-24: The trouble with superheroes in real life is they fly into a problem expecting to save people but end up becoming part of the problem.
947: 2010-09-22: Dreams come in a million flavors. Then reality dashes them and gives you only one.
948: 2010-09-20: One of life's biggest puzzles is figuring out the family we grew up in and what was really going on.
949: 2010-09-15: Utopias, in the real world, almost always turn into prisons.
950: 2010-09-15: You can't own real estate. It owns you.
951: KilroyCafe: 2011-01-02: I LOVE turbulence! Gives you the feeling of really flying. I also love watching other people freak out.
952: KilroyCafe: 2010-10-08: academia—n. a community of educated people united by their lack of experience in the real world.
953: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-24: The key to being a good driver is realizing how close to death you are.
954: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-24: RT @BadDalaiLama: The trouble with superheroes in real life is they fly into a problem expecting to save people but end up becoming part ...
955: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-20: RT @BadDalaiLama: One of life's biggest puzzles is figuring out the family we grew up in and what was really going on.
956: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-18: Photos and videos don't merely record reality; they create it.
957: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-14: A raised voice is sometimes useful to get things done, but real anger almost always makes matters worse.
958: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-13: Too many pointless family arguments start, "I don't like your attitude." All that really matters is: "Did you do what you said you would?"
959: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-10: The trouble with most people my age is they've gotten really, really old. They've gone from "Anything is possible" to "Nothing is possible."
960: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-08: NEW! At your supermarket now! Junk Food Throwback Editions. Made with REAL sugar, REAL fat and REAL salt!
961: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-29: Kant really should be spelled "Can't" because if you followed his rules nothing would get done.
962: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-27: Utopias, in the real world, almost always turn into prisons.
963: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-26: What we often take for symbiosis is really just parasite and host.
964: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-26: Do you realize that if Elvis were alive today he'd probably be dead?
965: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-25: "Consumer confidence" should not be confused with happiness, which may improve as people realize, "Hey, we don't need this stuff anyway!"
966: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-25: You can make a pseudo-life by monitoring the news and commenting on it online, but that's not the same as having a real life of your own.
967: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-24: Life, in fact, may be a holographic projection, but since it's the best reality we have, we must live it as though it was real.
968: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-15: There will always be a difference between theory and reality. Plans never turn out quite as expected. The wise can adjust. The unwise can't.
969: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-15: Given there are millions of "germs" on every surface, the real issue is the health of your immune system, not how much Lysol™ you use.
970: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-14: Married couples are conjoined in two major areas — real estate and child rearing — both of which are easily conducted without marriage.
971: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-14: You can't own real estate. It owns you.
972: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-12: A person's explanation for their own behavior is usually a sham, being concocted after the fact because the real reason is unacceptable.
973: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-11: The Mighty Oz must have realized that the people want an infallible mystical being to tell them what to do, hence the smoke and flames.
974: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-19: The law doesn't really solve problems, merely redistributes them. Only human judgment, rooted in the moment, can solve problems.
975: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-15: Failed romances are one of life's great classrooms. You learn how people really work and how fantasy differs from fact.
976: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-12: RT @davesniadak: Hey @kilroycafe, I felt the program w/ Lester Holt was really well done. Congrats! Keep up the good work (& don't cross ...
977: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-09: World's most powerful metaphor: Do you take the red pill and see things as they really are or the blue pill and go back to your delusion?
978: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-02: On my bucket list: Write a catchy but meaningless slogan for a major advertising campaign selling a product no one really needs.
979: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-30: Someone whose home is a museum is not really living life, merely curating it.
980: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-23: Life's fundamental trauma is the transition from the artificial order of childhood to the chaos of the real world. None of us is prepared!
981: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-22: In the real world, every "solution" creates new problems, sometimes worse than the original one.
982: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-21: To be appreciated fully, you really need to be dead.
983: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-19: sports — n. a system of artificial conflict intended to placate the masses, absorb their energy and keep them from any real accomplishment.
984: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-18: Reporting from Texas: A real cowboy hat is made from cow. What you're wearing there, son, is a nice sun hat made of straw.
985: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-17: When we say someone has a "big ego" we really mean the opposite: their ego is so weak that they can accept no contrary information.
986: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-16: Dreams come in a million flavors. Then reality dashes them and gives you only one.
987: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-06: Giving people too much money is like giving them cocaine. They detach from reality, lose incentive and rely on it for all their highs.
988: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-02: The real measure of wealth is not your income but how much freedom you have left after expenses.
989: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-31: Objects can't really make you happy. Only achievements can. Objects are valuable only when they help you achieve something important.
990: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-24: The main thing people are hiding when they jealously guard their privacy is just how boring their lives really are.
991: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-24: How interesting a person is in real life is inversely proportional to the number of Facebook privacy features they have turned on.
992: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-14: Europe is full of old shit, which Americans think is special. Really, though, it's just ordinary shit that got old.
993: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-13: In truth, you can never really "own" anything. You can only "rent".
994: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-07: The "simple life" isn't really simple if it involves a ton of obligations, like mowing the hay, cleaning the barn and feeding the animals.
995: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-26: All you really need in life is the basic product that gets the job done. You don't need the add-ons and garnishes, which only make you fat.
996: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-11: History makes you realize all the amazing things done by dead people.
997: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-08: Should is really be called a PDA or more properly a PED — Personal Enslavement Device?
998: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-03: That "Til Death Do You Part" shit is really scary! Shouldn't it be illegal on the grounds that no one can see that far ahead?
999: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-31: "Very little is included. All the stuff we really want is extra." @TheBosha - But the extras we want rarely improve our lives.
1000: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-29: If you aren't flirting with depression, you should question whether you're really alive.
1001: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-27: Narcissism is the delusion that the world exists "for me". Few will escape from it and see the world for what it really is.
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