Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "plane"

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1: 2016-09-11: You may think I joined Starfleet to explore strange new worlds, but I really just wanted to get off this stupid planet.
2: 2015-12-03: "Putin vs. Erdegon" would be a cool supervillain movie except that it involves NATO, World War III and possible planetary annihilation.
3: 2015-08-13: RT @PsychologyTip: Can the Planet Support 11 Billion People? http://t.co/RxXLOvV4xN
4: 2015-08-06: Your time is too short on this planet to worry about life on other ones.
5: 2015-05-24: The dystopian future is planet Earth in the present day.
6: 2015-03-31: If Scandinavia could have its own separate planet, humanity might have some hope. @TheEconomist
7: 2015-03-23: Russia may be corrupt and inefficient, but it has one thing to be proud of: Its rationalization generators are the best on the planet!
8: 2015-02-07: RT @Peripatetia: "To preserve the planet, our toilets use rainwater." But isn't this true of every toilet? FB: https://t.co/EuLhCxJq6O http…
9: 2014-12-31: When the aliens land and want to negotiate with our planet, they'll probably go to Merkel.
10: 2014-12-16: Shocked by today's news? That's what news is designed for, and you fell for it. With 7 billion on the planet, there's no lack of material.
11: 2014-12-12: RT @motherboard: Travelers found a really strange planet—it's called Iceland:
12: 2014-11-07: 1968 gave us "2001" but also "Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women". How did we miss this gem? See it now! http://t.co/Fw12F7DwJr
13: 2014-09-21: If planet Earth consisted entirely of Scandinavia, the aliens could land without fear and Earth would join the Galactic Federation.
14: 2014-08-21: As a middle-aged white male, I have felt the sting of discrimination, being blamed for everything that ever went wrong with the planet.
15: 2014-08-15: On Planet X, it was discovered that atomic bombs could be easily created from common household chemicals. Didn't last long, that planet.
16: 2014-07-31: On Planet Earth, the dumb ones make the babies while the smart ones watch in horror.
17: 2014-03-30: @BadDalaiLama Taking your planes on the train.
18: 2014-03-20: In the year 2114, earthquakes, floods and pestilence swept the planet, and the people wondered what they had done to offend Lord Google.
19: 2014-03-02: RT @bybeautydamned: The dumbest, most ill-natured people on planet earth are breeding right now and there's nothing we can do to stop it. S…
20: 2014-01-24: The Northern Hemisphere is the best damn hemisphere on the whole fricking planet! Don't let an Aussie tell you otherwise.
21: 2013-12-24: Grammar lesson: Capitalize Earth if you are talking about the whole planet. Don't capitalize the earth under your feet.
22: 2013-09-17: If aliens created us and have been been visiting our planet ever since, that doesn't change a damn thing about what we have to do on Earth.
23: 2013-09-12: Anchorage Airport, July 2. 15-second Instagram video: http://t.co/ZltilAP3F3 Took a lot of planes to get it right!
24: 2013-06-27: On My Bucket List: Fly to Moscow on the run with a hard drive full of NSA secrets, expecting only to change planes.
25: 2013-06-21: If your plane has a range of under 1000 miles, here is how to cross the Atlantic: http://t.co/PxlS3JOOLI http://t.co/kNnIG1O4s5
26: 2013-06-07: What planet am I on? On a budget flight of less than 1 hour, IST-ATH: free sandwich, glass of wine, gourmet cookie. http://t.co/EeKroYyKS5
27: 2013-05-28: Moonrise on the planet Thorin. http://t.co/YM86cAo9VK
28: 2013-05-23: RT @Magoosback: :( man falls from plane
29: 2013-05-16: Travel Tip: If you dress for the tropics on the plane to the tropics, you'll freeze to death before you get there.
30: 2013-05-11: @EvilSchwartzie The novelty would last for 15 minutes, like your first ride in a plane.
31: 2013-05-06: You never hear about gender issues in aerospace engineering because, you know, either the plane flies or it doesn't. cc: @katebolick :p
32: 2013-04-26: The most expensive vegetables on the planet are the ones you grow yourself.
33: 2013-04-19: Somewhere in the universe is a planet like Earth with just as many lurid disasters. Are we missing anything by not knowing about them?
34: 2013-04-10: Traveler's Tip: For the best view out a plane window, sit on the side away from the sun. That's usually the north side of the aircraft.
35: 2013-03-31: All over the planet, trillions of animals are pissing in the oceans and shitting on the land. Why do we need HazMat suits when humans do it?
36: 2013-03-31: Pure hedonists are the stupidest people on the planet. They are the world’s addicts, concerned only with getting their next fix.
37: 2013-03-25: Train to be a private pilot, earn my license, buy a plane, maintain and certify it... or just buy a ticket and go. Who has more freedom?
38: 2013-03-19: The meaning of life cannot be separated from your body, your position on the planet and the practical problems of your existence.
39: 2013-03-04: The planet one claims to be from is irrelevant. All that matters is how one behaves on this planet.
40: 2013-01-09: Aliens have not yet announced themselves on this planet, but it's not too soon to ask them to leave. Earth for Earthlings!
41: 2013-01-02: 48-hour guest of PHL. Arrived by plane and never left security. See Tom Hanks in The Terminal. Thanks, PHL! http://t.co/rnfsJdx4
42: 2012-12-30: The hidden downside of an "on-time" airline: If your connecting flight is late, they won't hold the next plane for you.
43: 2012-12-29: It is not "real" flying unless it's (a) a transoceanic flight of 9 hours or more or (b) a plane with propellers.
44: 2012-12-28: RT @KilroyCafe: You are not responsible for the fate of planets, only for the things you can reasonably change.
45: 2012-12-27: It is not often that one changes planes in Weyers Cave. http://t.co/fkg2c3fE
46: 2012-12-18: There are 7 billion on the planet. If you grieve personally for every tragedy, disaster and injustice, you will get very very tired.
47: 2012-12-15: With 7 billion on the planet and countless more in the galaxy, there will probably be a disaster every day. Do we need to follow every one?
48: 2012-12-09: Strange But True: I'm alone in the beverage dept at Walmart when the planet Mars rolls by me and stops for beer. http://t.co/lap8sdVZ
49: 2012-11-23: I was on an anthropological mission on a primitive planet, but my cloaking device failed and I was forced to assimilate. Very traumatic.
50: 2012-11-18: Israel has the guns, tanks, planes and nukes, but you can still get its goat by throwing rocks and saying "You have no right to exist!"
51: 2012-11-14: Libertarian air traffic control would let any pilot fly wherever he wants. If planes collide, that just helps pilots learn.
52: 2012-11-07: RT @Telegraph: Seatbelts on planes are pointless, says Ryanair boss http://t.co/j0h5Zfzx
53: 2012-10-27: RT @MailOnline: Target London: Soviet nuclear missile base in Germany that spy planes never saw http://t.co/bfUBisVk
54: 2012-10-17: "The Superhero Handbook: A Do-Gooder's Guide to Saving the Planet" - 2008 book I forgot I wrote. http://t.co/vaWKTL8L http://t.co/OhLxd0Vu
55: 2012-08-29: I am one of the few people on the planet who have traveled the full length of Bucksnort Road. http://t.co/WIpfLptP
56: 2012-08-22: Science says you'll never see a full moon and crescent moon on the same night UNLESS YOU'RE ON ANOTHER PLANET—OMG, NO!... wait, streetlight.
57: 2012-08-06: You really have to be dead to get any respect on this planet.
58: 2012-07-29: Being able to fly a plane does not mean you can run an airline. Technical skills do not imply management skills.
59: 2012-07-22: RT @KilroyCafe: I don't care what planet you came from or are going to, as long as you behave decently on this one!
60: 2012-07-05: Luke is no much to look at but he's the smartest dog on the planet. http://t.co/tFXLD3UK
61: 2012-07-05: If assassins from the future were sent into the 20th Century to save the planet, would they kill Hitler, Stalin or Einstein?
62: 2012-07-05: Extraterrestrial life probably exists, but it isn't clear that finding it will help our planet. It could destroy it! So why rush?
63: 2012-06-30: How are YOU saving the planet? I'M raging against Walmart! Right now! http://t.co/e073C2Ig
64: 2012-06-09: I dream of joining Starfleet so I can help tame rogue planets through a combination of economic sanctions and empty political rhetoric.
65: 2012-05-17: @DalyaElMaghraby No need to hate your country or love it. It just **IS** — like your family, gene pool and planet.
66: 2012-05-12: Living on this planet, you see some of the amazing ways people screw up their own lives. The main thing, though, is that you don't.
67: 2012-05-08: ♫ Pack your bags it's time to go... That's all folks, end of show... Find your god and make it right... Cuz soon your planet's outta sight!♫
68: 2012-04-13: Watching families on a plane, I see parents who laugh and smile with their children and others who don't. Those who don't scare me.
69: 2012-04-13: Tiny plane. http://t.co/7b8xxV0M
70: 2012-04-11: Starting now, six buses, two trains, three planes and some walking, over the course of 2.5 days, just to get to the START of the journey.
71: 2012-04-10: Can't figure out if this is a Planet of the Apes or Lord of the Rings bus stop. http://t.co/ZwO8zIL0
72: 2012-04-09: Public aircraft display at NSA HQ, 1 hour ago. OK to shoot the planes, not OK to turn my camera in the other direction. http://t.co/2thxB5TN
73: 2012-04-03: I'm on an anthropological mission to this M-class planet. As long as my cloaking device is operational, I have no right to intervene.
74: 2012-04-03: (Come to think of it, I was abducted at least once. They brought me to this damn planet!)
75: 2012-03-05: If you get angry at the airline gate agent for your plane being delayed you'll get the official company policy, not one inch more.
76: 2012-01-31: @noahWG Where, on our current planet, do you expect to find an 8% return on savings? Bernie Madoff is out of business.
77: 2012-01-27: Facebook claims a user base of nearly a billion on a planet of scarcely 7 billion. Won't this thing plateau at some point? #facebookbubble
78: 2012-01-27: On My Bucket List: Join Starfleet so I can tame rogue planets through a combination of economic sanctions and empty political rhetoric.
79: 2011-12-23: On every planet in the universe there are mathematical constants like Pi and existential ones like freedom, death and regret.
80: 2011-12-16: Little bitty plane, not suitable for vertically overendowed. http://t.co/rwXGkInb
81: 2011-12-06: So you've found a new Earth-like planet. Congrats! You have now brought us one step closer to beneficial contact—or planetary annihilation.
82: 2011-12-06: The most frightening thing about alien contact is that we, as humans, would be totally incapable of a coordinated planetary response to it.
83: 2011-12-06: When you discover a habitable planet, you should send them a message: "Hey, we're over here, totally exposed. Come kill us if you want!"
84: 2011-12-06: The discovery of a Goldilocks planet, Kepler-22b, has exposed stunning information: Disney does NOT own "Goldilocks"?
85: 2011-11-25: RT @MailOnline: 'A very compelling case for life': Scientists in a frenzy after discovery of planet just like Earth http://t.co/orllOf8w
86: 2011-11-10: On every planet in the universe there are mathematical constants like Pi and existential ones like freedom, death and regret.
87: 2011-11-07: "The U.S. government has no evidence that any life exists outside our planet." http://t.co/TDYpkGjX - And I believe them!
88: 2011-10-31: Aren't we all alien visitors to this planet?
89: 2011-10-31: A visitor to an alien planet is not responsible for the fate of that world but only for the effects of his own actions.
90: 2011-10-29: Catastrophe is a precious resource, the one thing strong enough to kick you out of your old habits into a higher plane.
91: 2011-10-28: Snow! Congelated water vapor precipitated on the ground. Saw it from the plane. I am not delusional.
92: 2011-10-27: This is an outrage! 12% of the planets have 78% of the mass! http://t.co/q9mQF48R via @Teresa_Koch #occupyjupiter
93: 2011-10-22: The biggest Walmart on the planet is in Albany, NY (a notable oversight in my travels) http://t.co/pSTjas0Z - Check out the "cartscalator"
94: 2011-10-10: Ohio calls itself the "Birthplace of Aviation"—meaning Orville and Wilbur Wright were born here (but flew their plane in North Carolina).
95: 2011-09-23: Pro travel tip: If you're heading for a tropical destination and dress like you're already there, you'll freeze your ass off on the plane.
96: 2011-09-23: Reverse Darwin Awards should be given when the stupid mate with stupid to produce offspring, but we'd be giving it to most of the planet.
97: 2011-09-12: Saw Rise of the Planet of the Apes last night. Happens to have taken place where I'm standing now. Spoiler alert: The monkeys win.
98: 2011-08-04: Even the most appealing food on the planet is going to start tasting gross when you eat too much of it. This is nature's stopping mechanism.
99: 2011-07-24: If we lived on a planet of 30 billion or 100 billion, would be still have to keep up with all the OJ's and Casey Anthony's?
100: 2011-07-22: Left Inverness this morning. 5 buses, two planes, one subway and 21 hours later, arriving in the Boston suburbs. Another typical day.
101: 2011-07-18: Minor perturbations of the gaseous planetary mantle. http://t.co/8dNMJ1f
102: 2011-06-29: Trapped on a grounded plane for 3 hours. Situation so serious the flight attendants have broken out the Special Cookies. http://t.co/JviO6De
103: 2011-06-16: We just updated our Sacred Archive of Ancient Wisdom at http://t.co/4Uq7bG4 - The most sophisticated Twitter archive on the planet!
104: 2011-05-28: If there is nothing so close to true evil on Planet Earth as drugs. They take a good person and turn them to the dark side.
105: 2011-05-14: RT @TelegraphNews: Roswell: 'a Soviet plot to create US panic involving a stealth plane piloted by Dr Joseph Mengele' http://tgr.ph/lYlech
106: 2011-05-05: To some, a long journey by plane or car is an arduous task disrupting their life. To others, it is a pleasure, a precious chance to think.
107: 2011-04-25: Tel Aviv to British Columbia: 3 planes, 3 buses, 2 trains, 2 miles walking, 2 customs crossings, 1 Jewish Sabbath, 1 Easter. 40 hours total.
108: 2011-04-14: Our custom-made tweet archive is the most sophisticated on the planet: http://BadDalaiLama.com/archive Search by month, topic, essay & more!
109: 2011-04-12: To some of us, a plane being serviced is poetry in motion. http://t.co/FqfprPV
110: 2011-04-02: It doesn't matter if aliens are visiting our planet or ghosts are haunting our mansions. They are shifty characters you just can't rely on!
111: 2011-03-13: If we discovered life on other planets, we could monitor their natural disasters, too! (How much is too much?)
112: 2011-03-11: The planet Sol-3 is a gaseous world covered with nitrogen and water vapor. http://t.co/V3kVN85
113: 2011-02-08: Here's a short Lonely Planet video from the Egypt I didn't get to see: http://j.mp/frZ5wA
114: 2011-02-01: I have been studying the popular culture of this planet. A "Snooki" mystifies me even more than a "Kardashian". Planetary embargo affirmed!
115: 2011-01-27: Aliens make poor benefactors. They don't understand the planets they are trying to help and often end up making matters worse.
116: 2011-01-17: The Prime Directive says that starship crews must not interfere in the affairs of primitive planets, as the results are usually disastrous.
117: 2011-01-16: AD 2025—I am alone on this planet except for the zombies. The virus has killed everyone with a brain. Note to self: Buy shotgun at Walmart.
118: 2010-12-30: It is one thing to know the laws of aerodynamics, quite another to fly a plane and land it safely. Theory can't replace experience.
119: 2010-12-28: Life is a negotiation with reality. You arrive on this strange planet with its own rules and start bargaining to fulfill your needs.
120: 2010-12-17: On every planet in the universe there are mathematical constants like Pi and existential ones like freedom, death and regret.
121: 2010-12-16: Aliens did not create the problems of Planet Earth. It is unreasonable to expect them to save us.
122: 2010-11-20: You are not responsible for the fate of planets, only for the consequences of your own actions while visiting.
123: 2010-10-14: Most of the wars, feuds and violence of this planet originate with one person blaming others for his own failures.
124: 2010-10-14: None of us deserve the indignity of being trapped on this primitive planet, but we have to make the best of it.
125: 2010-10-13: I don't care what planet you came from as long as you behave decently on this one!
126: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-24: You are not responsible for the fate of planets, only for the things you can reasonably change.
127: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-20: It's sad when you squander your final days on Earth looking for life on other planets.
128: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-13: If the aliens finally came to rescue me I'd say, "No, thanks!" Maybe not the best planet but it's workable and I still have things to do.
129: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-07: Changing planes in Chatroulette, North Carolina. (Man, this thing is big!)
130: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-06: After all we've done to this planet — pollution, deforestation, overpopulation — maybe it's time to start thinking green. Soylent Green.
131: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-04: None of us deserve the indignity of being trapped on this primitive planet, but we might as well make the best of it.
132: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-16: Trapped in plane on the tarmac, 2 hours and counting, poor internet, power getting low. This could be my last transmissi
133: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-16: (Trapped on a grounded plane for over 2.5 hours beside members of that special race who are not taking it well.)
134: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-11: Night on the Hoth ice planet: Wyoming in a nutshell.
135: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-07: Most of the wars, feuds and violence of this planet can be explained by one person blaming another for his own failures.
136: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-03: I don't care what planet you came from or are going to, as long as you behave decently on this one!
137: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-15: The most difficult people on the planet are those who feel they must obey every rule under every circumstance.
138: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-14: Life can be described as "negotiation with reality". You arrive on this planet with a set of needs and start bargaining to fill them.
139: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-26: Whatever UFOs may be, they are not interfering in our planet in any big way, which is the most we can expect of any alien race.
140: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-26: Aliens did not create the problems of Planet Earth. We did! It is unreasonable to expect aliens to solve our problems for us.
141: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-21: On every planet in the universe there are mathematical constants like Pi and existential ones like freedom, death and regret.
142: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-04: People tend to obsess over exotic risks, like plane crashes, when it's the common everyday risks that are going to get you.
143: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-24: Back on a plane after two (2) hours of sleep in Reno. Ah, the gay life!
144: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-21: Will there be a reward in Heaven? Don't count on it. You do good on this planet because it makes sense, not because of what God might do.
145: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-17: The most disgusting thing on the planet (my opinion): lipstick-stained cigarette butts. Choose one or the other, lady!
146: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-12: Wow! So THIS is where they keep all those missing boats and planes from the Bermuda Triangle. I can't wait to tell my... (umph!)
147: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-11: NY Times (today) on "The Story of Stuff" http://bit.ly/wvObP 20-minute video on how Stuff is strangling our planet. Not so simple, though.
148: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-11: Americans' obsession with Stuff may harm the planet, but the real damage is internal - how all this excess weight drags you down personally.
149: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-10: We are all aliens here. One morning we woke up on this strange planet, in a body we didn't choose, living with a really bizarre family.
150: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-06: Airline safety is one government regulation success story. Airlines are cutting corners every way they can, yet planes rarely crash.
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