Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "news"

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1: 2018-12-15: "Get Ready for the Coming Permanent Recession" - My Philosophy Monograph #180 (1 Dec) - - Reactivating an old newsletter format last used in 2008.
2: 2018-09-22: 9 Ways Being Single Can Improve Your Life - TIMEnews/AOejlMVHqTOG2TDshTsyrfQ>
3: 2018-03-24: On My Bucket List: Form a Trump tribute band, the Blustering Blowhards, playing hits like “Lock Her Up”, “Build A Wall”, “Believe Me”, “Fake News” and “Witchhunt”.
4: 2018-03-19: “Is he crazy like a fox or just crazy? Let’s bring in our panel of experts.“ — every news show for the past two years (except Fox News 🦊)
5: 2017-11-29: Breaking News: Garrison Keillor harassed me for almost 20 years by occupying my local public radio station for TWO FRICKING HOURS each week when I could have been listening to Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me.
6: 2017-10-20: White House Defends Kelly's Defense Of Trump's Indefensible Insensitivity. #newsoftheday #emptybarrel
7: 2017-08-09: News of my death is greatly exaggerated. #anotherglencampbell
8: 2017-07-26: It seems important to Trump that he dominates the news every day. It doesn't matter if the news is good or bad so long as he is the star.
9: 2017-07-26: It may mean the end of the world, but the Trump administration is riveting theater. I've never followed a news story or TV show so closely.
10: 2017-07-23: Apart from the early morning tweet storm, Sunday is usually a slow Trump news day. Things will pick up on Monday.
11: 2017-07-21: It is hard to imagine there ever being a "post-Trump era". Even if he were to resign today, he will still be in the news for years.
12: 2017-04-23: RT @NewsNetmeMedia: Thanks go to @BadDalaiLama for #MotherEarthDay angels on bikes looking more sexy dressed than @theresa_may wow !!
13: 2017-04-13: Every network is now the Trump News Network. 24/7 nonstop Trump.
14: 2017-03-18: The first time I've heard "bullshit" on a TV news show. Fareed Zakaria on Donald Trump on CNN last night.
15: 2017-03-04: On My Bucket List: Dominate the news cycle with my outrageous tweets.
16: 2017-02-27: Entertainment award shows are my definition of FAKE NEWS. How does this affect our national future?
17: 2017-02-03: Kids these days. Why, when I was a kid news happened slowly and we'd read about it the next day in the newspaper.
18: 2016-12-02: A bit of good news from the Trump transition: an apparently competent General between the Donald and the nukes.
19: 2016-11-11: RT @JChengWSJ: South Korea's largest-circulation newspaper this morning: "Angry Whites Overturn America"
20: 2016-10-27: @madelinedenise @krqe This is a familiar script. What would be news is someone in victim's family arguing for leniency.
21: 2016-10-25: @madelinedenise @krqe Noteable omission: News 13's attempts to contact the nightmare neighbor. What did he have to say? Didn't you knock?
22: 2016-10-08: On My Bucket List: Dominate the news cycle with my outrageous lies and boorish behavior.
23: 2016-03-14: Grammar News Flash: "Hopefully" is now okay to use at the beginning of a sentence. (Hopefully.)
24: 2015-11-14: "Breaking news" consist mainly of experts telling news anchors: "We really don't know much right now."
25: 2015-09-26: BREAKING NEWS: Religious leader condemns the world's problems. Calls for change. Offers no useful advice for how to go about it.
26: 2015-08-27: RT @Peripatetia: BREAKING NEWS: Mermaid sighting on Tikaboo Peak weather camera (today) @ Tikaboo Peak (Area 51 Public……
27: 2015-08-27: When you're watching the news, it almost seems like you're participating in life, actually living it, instead off just rotting on the couch.
28: 2015-07-26: Following the news doesn't necessarily make you a responsible world citizen. News is just your chosen form of passive entertainment.
29: 2015-07-14: Breaking news: BIbi is unhappy. @nytimes
30: 2015-05-10: In entertainment news: One Hit Wonder is playing at the Stateline Casino. They will play their one hit—over and over.
31: 2015-04-11: How many errors and inconsistencies can you find in this news article? - 6000 miles NW of Shannon?
32: 2015-02-26: Tragic news: My Russian mail-order bride left me right after gaining citizenship. Who could've seen it coming?
33: 2015-01-13: News Flash! Anderson Cooper is reporting LIVE from the scene of the latest disaster. "The investigation is continuing," he says.
34: 2015-01-12: Each week, the commercial news cycle requires: a terrorist attack, a natural disaster, an entertainment awards show.
35: 2014-12-28: "The news in Moscow is that everyone has a new television and some people have a new car, but no one has any money."
36: 2014-12-21: The main job of the news is to make sure you keep watching the news.
37: 2014-12-20: New torture report: detainee was forced to watch a TV with only three channels: Russia Today, North Korean propaganda and Fox News.
38: 2014-12-16: Shocked by today's news? That's what news is designed for, and you fell for it. With 7 billion on the planet, there's no lack of material.
39: 2014-11-06: RT @VeryShortStory: I am lonely. I make paper people out of old newspapers. We sit and talk. We start to bicker. They throw me out, bundled…
40: 2014-11-05: These days, all the best entertainment news comes from Russia.
41: 2014-11-05: New account created for tweet annotations: @BDLnotes. a function formerly performed by @BadLamaEureka. Latter retained for news clippings.
42: 2014-09-08: Every morning I wake up and check the newsfeeds. What has Putin done today?
43: 2014-08-24: Two bombshell stories hitting the newsstands at the same time.
44: 2014-08-15: Following the news should not be construed as education or self-improvement.
45: 2014-08-14: Experts talking about whatever just happened in the news, sounding very authoritative, saying nothing.
46: 2014-05-28: News, by definition, is something unusual. If you base your life on what you see in the news, you are planning for the wrong things.
47: 2014-05-28: Although mass shootings and random violence make the news, they are not a reflection of the real risks you face in the world.
48: 2014-05-26: Following the news doesn't make you more cultured, worldly or intelligent. It just distracts your brain from more important things.
49: 2014-05-07: Big news on billboards everywhere! The alcoholic or caffeinated beverage you are already addicted to has a new packaging design!
50: 2014-05-06: Say we discovered another Earth with another 7 billion. Would we have to keep track of their news too? Where would we stop? #cnnoverload
51: 2014-05-01: I have little in common with people my age except we all lived through the same news stories. I'm still moving but most are pretty turgid.
52: 2014-04-20: RT @TIME: The history of technology, as told in wacky British Pathé newsreels
53: 2014-04-10: 20 years ago today: Groom Lake Desert Rat #7: ~ ABC News has cameras seized.
54: 2014-04-06: A transcript of one of my many TV news adventures at Area 51... almost 20 years ago!
55: 2014-03-21: Phelps had a symbiotic relationship with the media. They gave him what he wanted—attention—and he gave them what they wanted—lurid news.
56: 2014-03-20: Breaking news on television consists of people saying "We just don't know yet," but with much more authority than the rest of us.
57: 2014-02-01: BBC World Service — your source for humanitarian crises 24/7. Only the locations change, not the news.
58: 2014-01-31: I get all my Florida news from @_FloridaMan — "the world's worst superhero"
59: 2013-12-22: Like Putin, my political hegemony is reinforced by control of the news media. Nothing happens on my Facebook or Twitter without my approval.
60: 2013-12-22: As soon as a new natural disaster hits the news, it drains attention and funding from all the previous natural disasters.
61: 2013-12-20: Some sad Christmas news: Beloved singer Bing Crosby is dead at 110. He was also dead at 74, but he's still dead now.
62: 2013-12-15: Entertainment News: The actor who played a sidekick in a 1970s television series has died.
63: 2013-11-19: News Flash: "Reality" TV may not be real. via @latimes
64: 2013-10-13: Tragic news story: a mother sleeping with her newborn infant rolls over and knocks her smartphone onto the floor, cracking the screen.
65: 2013-10-07: In today's news: @_FloridaMan, high on drugs, does something amazingly stupid, gets arrested quickly, goes to prison for a while.
66: 2013-09-16: Bored? Life going nowhere? Solution: Monitor the news for natural disasters and mass shootings and post your condolences on social media.
67: 2013-08-29: "Area 51 and Element 115 Officially Confirmed!" - My new blog entry analyzing recent news
68: 2013-08-22: Seriously, though, isn't it always Shark Week? It has been Shark Week ever since news editors learned that viewers love to be terrified.
69: 2013-08-14: .@washingtonpost In related news, Twinkies are back!
70: 2013-08-12: Just because you read doesn't make you learned. There is as much crap in books and newspapers as there is on television.
71: 2013-08-12: Television, movies, music and news are ways to crowd out your own thoughts with someone else's. To hear your own thoughts, limit the others.
72: 2013-06-29: "People who receive frequent news updates on their investments earn lower returns than those who get no news."
73: 2013-06-28: RT @ohboywhatashot: Officials confirm: The US Army (worldwide) can't read #NSA news articles, because of restricted web access ─► http://t.…
74: 2013-06-28: My first film seizure at NSA Headquarters reported in a 1994 issue of my Desert Rat newsletter Repeated in 2012.
75: 2013-06-23: Turkey protests — an English-language feed of current news.
76: 2013-06-16: A feed of real-time news blurbs on Turkish protests. (Reliability is unknown.)
77: 2013-06-08: RT @nytimes: The Turkish government blames Twitter while many Turks point their fingers at a cowed news media
78: 2013-06-01: Is it news—or disaster porn?
79: 2013-05-14: @BadDalaiLama I also appeared at the same 2007 OJ news conference. Here I am taking questions from the press.
80: 2013-05-12: "Leading Candidates Admit Government Impossible To Fix" (Onion news story we would like to see)
81: 2013-04-30: @MailOnline The good news is, in his new home you'll be losing some weight.
82: 2013-04-23: "I never heard of the Cinnamon Challenge until I learned in the news how dangerous it was. Now I think I'll try it!" —Typical Teenager
83: 2013-04-20: news – n. a series of exaggerated and largely irrelevant events designed to keep viewers attached to their television sets.
84: 2013-04-19: In modern journalism there are no "slow news days". If an editor needs a disaster or celebrity scandal, there will always be one available.
85: 2013-04-19: Terrorism and television news were made for each other. They need each other!
86: 2013-04-17: "If it's in the news, don't worry about it. By definition, news is something that almost never happens."
87: 2013-04-11: CHECK YOUR FACEBOOK TIMELINE for the latest medical issues, pregnancy news, pet photos and maintenance activities of people you hardly know.
88: 2013-03-17: RT @MailOnline: BREAKING NEWS: Homeless man accused of killing Sarai Sierra in Istanbul is caught
89: 2013-02-15: News Flash! Shatner is a douche says Sulu via @LadyFriday
90: 2013-02-09: Consumers of news rarely ask who decides the news and how it comes to be presented to them.
91: 2013-01-30: My interview just published in a liberal Istanbul newspaper. "Marriage is like being chained to your loved one."
92: 2013-01-12: The aim of paranoia is to kill the messenger before he has a chance to deliver bad news.
93: 2013-01-08: IN CASE OF ALIEN INVASION: Keep calm. Turn on the news. See the aliens. Turn OFF the news. Go back to whatever you were doing. Fuck aliens!
94: 2013-01-01: Breaking News: Joe Biden is good for something!
95: 2012-12-24: Getting drunk is not a legitimate news story—unless you're a politician who campaigned on claims of sobriety.
96: 2012-12-19: Selection bias is watching the news and thinking the stories shown represent the state of the whole world.
97: 2012-12-18: Is it really news, or is it disaster porn?
98: 2012-12-17: RT @newscientist: Zombie horror infests the Large Hadron Collider <<movie made by students at CERN #Decay
99: 2012-12-16: news — n. an entertainment device designed to get people to argue meaninglessly about global issues instead of solving their own problems.
100: 2012-12-15: Billions following the news, instantly turning their attention to issues raised by the latest tragedy. Social responsibility... or ADHD?
101: 2012-12-15: Gun deaths in the news are terrible, but guns are still a statistically tiny source of death. We care only because... they make the news!
102: 2012-12-15: The fact that you are following the news does not imply that you are informed or enlightened.
103: 2012-12-15: If the news is important enough, you can read up on it later on Wikipedia when it's relevant to you. There is little need to know it now.
104: 2012-12-14: Bilbo finally finds the strength in himself to use his sword. That's good news! It means the end is near.
105: 2012-12-13: RT @newscientist: Overeating is now a bigger global problem than lack of food #obesity #health #globaldisease
106: 2012-12-13: Latest news from Hobbiton is not good.
107: 2012-11-27: Good news: not many rats or mice in Istanbul. Bad news: a serious cat problem.
108: 2012-11-18: RT @KilroyCafe: The news is a convenient addiction to distract you from how little is happening in your own life.
109: 2012-11-17: People who have never travelled tend to vastly overestimate how a news event affects a local population.
110: 2012-11-16: RT @washingtonpost: Good news for #iPhone users who don't like #AppleMaps?
111: 2012-11-11: Anger is your major defense to prevent bad news about yourself reaching any place within you where it can do some good.
112: 2012-11-06: @bybeautydamned The only place to get the truth since the Weekly World News went under.
113: 2012-10-30: To me, this is rhe biggest Sandy news ==> New York's flooded subway system
114: 2012-09-25: RT @newscientist: "What is this thing called love?" Chemical trickery, of course
115: 2012-06-11: Good news! 9 Out Of 10 Fabs Use Tcad From Silvaco. #onlyinsiliconvalley [pic]:
116: 2012-06-05: People don't like to hear unpleasant news, like "Your ship is sinking!" So they blow it off and their ship sinks. C'est la vie!
117: 2012-06-04: On My Bucket List: Become a bombastic conservative talk show host on Fox News.
118: 2012-05-25: A gay-bashing conservative congressman caught in a homosexual tryst is ironic. It is also compelling and legitimate news.
119: 2012-05-06: SuperMoon™ is the rare conjunction of an routine astronomical phenomenon and a slow news day.
120: 2012-05-05: Some non-news may become a linguistic idiom that every speaker must know (e.g. Paris Hilton) but Wikipedia alone is sufficient briefing.
121: 2012-05-05: Most "news" is disposable filler that doesn't affect your life and that wouldn't be a loss if you didn't hear it.
122: 2012-05-05: News media have to fill their channel every day, so when there's no news they take non-news and pretend it's real news, and people buy it.
123: 2012-05-02: My Groom Lake Desert Rat newsletter, has always been available online at
124: 2012-04-27: Defensiveness is attacking the messenger that brings you bad news about yourself.
125: 2012-04-05: Sound philosophical advice from the St. Lucie News Tribune.
126: 2012-03-09: @LetsGo2TheBeach The root of my personal problems is I'm on the cusp and I don't even KNOW my sign. Depends on the newspaper.
127: 2012-03-08: RT @MailOnline: Good news if you're middle-aged! You're at evolution's peak, according to scientists
128: 2012-01-08: Toothpaste News Alert: Crest Complete gives you "up to 2x cleaner feeling!" (Just learned that on the TV I'm forced to watch at health club)
129: 2011-11-19: My best news photos from the past five years:
130: 2011-11-12: Recent news has taught me that Penn State has a football team, but I still don't understand what football has to do with education.
131: 2011-11-11: Experimenting with @BadLamaWisdom as a way of retweeting just our aphorisms, no travel, photos or news.
132: 2011-11-01: KARDASHIAN MARRIAGE ENDS AFTER ONLY 72 DAYS!!!.... In other news: Greek referendum triggers worldwide financial collapse.
133: 2011-11-01: Counseling to treat PTSD "worse than useless" via @newscientist
134: 2011-10-26: "Charles & Diana's Wedding Disaster" - my 1-page newsletter from 2008 analyzing their disastrous royal marriage.
135: 2011-10-14: Headline news from the Eastern Shore: Woman caught stealing receives the ultimate penalty: BANNED FROM WALMART!
136: 2011-10-14: One of my muckraking newsletters from my Family Court era: "Coroner's Program Ineffective?" (Jan 2008)
137: 2011-10-14: "The New Communist Threat" - One of my best (and last) newsletters from my Family Court era, on love vs. enabling. 2008
138: 2011-10-12: RT @newscientist: Self-deception's evolutionary roots Clue: It helps us deceive others too
139: 2011-10-11: News of the Month: Apple announces a new i____ with bigger ____ and more ____. Whole world goes ___shit.
140: 2011-09-28: A trader's blunt analysis of the collapsing world economy. BBC News: via @BlackListedNews
141: 2011-09-22: NEWS FLASH: Attractive men and women disable the rational part of the brain! Daily Mail:
142: 2011-08-08: Shocking news from USA Today: You could die at even the best hospitals!
143: 2011-08-03: The chief mistake of fools, throughout the generations, is to kill the messenger bearing bad news.
144: 2011-07-27: Some of the most naive and ill-informed people are those who watch the news and read the newspapers every day.
145: 2011-07-24: The only true "news" is that which is relevant to your own life or that you can reasonably do something about. All the rest is voyeurism.
146: 2011-07-24: The news will give you the most lurid and photogenic events of the past 24 hours. It won't tell you what is relevant to your own life.
147: 2011-07-08: Good news! I am now 100% GLUTEN FREE!*
148: 2011-07-05: People watch the news for same reason as soap operas. It's a form of serialized entertainment. Hiss at the villains but learn nothing.
149: 2011-07-05: What is the point in following the news "live"? Can't you just catch up with it later on Wikipedia as and when it is relevant to you?
150: 2011-07-05: RT @exurban: @BadDalaiLama I have formed this metal image of your extruded food presentation as a 50s style informative newsreel.
151: 2011-07-01: All the news you need in one place!
152: 2011-06-08: On My Bucket List: Appear at a confessional news conference to admit my sexual indiscretions, unaccompanied by my wife.
153: 2011-05-28: Good news! L.A. parking meters now take COINS as well as credit cards!
154: 2011-05-25: What the news reports don't make clear: 90% of Joplin is completely unaffected. The city has not been destroyed.
155: 2011-05-25: The news coverage suggests this town has been wiped off the map. Not true! Must be in some highly localized part of town. Still searching...
156: 2011-05-12: The Weekly World News was a nearly perfect news organization. Just make it up! Their only flaw was that they had to print physical copies.
157: 2011-05-12: RT @MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama Onion business model: I wasn't aware that there were newspapers or news shows that did it any other way.
158: 2011-04-11: The Onion can make money because it makes up news stories, no research required. This is the low quality content we will soon be limited to.
159: 2011-04-11: Nearly every content business—from newspapers to music to porn peddlers—has been gutted by the Internet.
160: 2011-04-08: RT @KimKardashian: Just turned on the news, and saw that there was another earthquake in Japan. So sad, my prayers go out to everyone in ...
161: 2011-04-03: The good news: People can change! The bad news: It's not going to happen on your schedule or while you're enabling them.
162: 2011-04-02: Killing the messenger doesn't work, because the bad news is still out there and will eventually arrive by a more catastrophic route.
163: 2011-04-02: Actually killing a bad-news messenger would be uncouth, so we do what we can to discredit him instead.
164: 2011-04-02: Emotional convenience is what you need to do to defend your ego. If a messenger delivers bad news about you, kill him!
165: 2011-04-01: News flash: If you didn't drink so much you wouldn't have to pee so much.
166: 2011-03-28: A first step toward finding your voice on Twitter is *NOT* tweeting about the current news of the day.
167: 2011-03-27: RT @ebertchicago: World ends at 6 p.m. May 21, PDT. If you didn't follow me you might have missed this news.
168: 2011-03-27: The chief function of anger is to act as a censor, to prevent news damaging to our ego from reaching our ears.
169: 2011-03-26: RT @kellybutler12: News flash! Humans ruled by emotions. via @flowchainsensei
170: 2011-03-25: The definition of "news" changes on a daily basis, expanding or contracting to fill the media space available. (See previous.)
171: 2011-03-25: Breaking front-page news in New Mexico!
172: 2011-03-22: "America is the greatest country in the world!" — Believe that and you don't need to travel. Don't even need a passport, just FOX News.
173: 2011-03-17: Customer service agent at Alamo Rent-a-Car, Lihue airport. She had some bad news...
174: 2011-03-15: Sports, weather, celebrities, natural disasters... the reliable world of pseudo news. An advertiser's paradise!
175: 2011-03-15: TV viewers think if they watch the news, express their opinions, buy the proper products and donate as directed, they've changed the world.
176: 2011-03-14: If news doesn't affect you personally, why do you have to watch it in real time? Can't you just read up on it later on Wikipedia?
177: 2011-03-14: In a world or unlimited news, you could spend unlimited time following it, but all that really matters is news affecting your own behavior.
178: 2011-03-14: RT @joelofarc: @BadDalaiLama Disagree. Too often the news is concerned with trivial bullshit, whilst ignoring the bigger and/or more imp ...
179: 2011-03-14: The news will always be obsessed with the biggest story out there, while ignoring the little ones—i.e. the ones you can do something about.
180: 2011-03-13: Give generously—to whatever cause is in the news this week. (What's wrong with this theory?)
181: 2011-03-13: news—n. an endless stream of distant calamity you can do little about, designed to occupy your time and sell advertising.
182: 2011-03-04: Following tech news is like following sports: there are always teams winning and losing, but in the bigger scheme it doesn't matter. #ipad
183: 2011-03-03: RT @NewMindMirror: The Downside of Antioxidants - Newsweek #nutrition #diet #antioxidants
184: 2011-02-28: Shocking celebrity news! Learned it right now! John Travolta!
185: 2011-02-22: Real-time news is like a diet of junk food. You get only superficial flavors with little nutrition... sensations without understanding.
186: 2011-02-22: If anything in the news is truly important, you can read up on it on Wikipedia when it becomes relevant to your own life.
187: 2011-02-22: The chief effect of news is to absorb all your attentional resources, leaving nothing for accomplishment or true learning.
188: 2011-02-22: News is an infinite output of irrelevancy.
189: 2011-02-03: This is your brain on CNN — a tragic example of news overexposure. (our video from May)
190: 2011-02-03: Essential medicine for travelers! These two orange pills reduce news by 80%! Works on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC.
191: 2011-02-02: My makeshift campsite at FLL. Slept soundly 11p-6a on a bed of newspapers with a light blanket. Safe and hidden!
192: 2011-02-01: RT @newscientist: Creeping sickness: Our epidemic of over-diagnosis
193: 2011-01-26: The fact that you have consumed a lot of news and expressed a lot of opinions doesn't make you an active participant in the world.
194: 2011-01-26: "Entertainment" includes news and documentaries. An evening watching the Discovery Channel or CNN is just as wasted as Cartoon Network.
195: 2011-01-23: NPR rots your brain! Do you need to be spoon-fed the news? Turn the damn thing off! JUST SAY NO TO PROCESSED MEDIA!
196: 2011-01-20: Good news! Great Value Pure Cane Sugar is now gluten-free! (No wheat was harmed in the making of this product.)
197: 2011-01-09: ***BREAKING NEWS!*** We are Investigated by the FBI and Homeland Security for Suspicious iPhone Photography! TRUE STORY!
198: 2011-01-02: .@mmufti "I am curious where you get your insights..." <== A by-product of thinking. Turn off radio, TV, news and you might have them too!
199: 2010-12-18: When you reduce TV, radio, news, websurfing and music to a minimum, you regain your brain and can begin to think again.
200: 2010-12-16: .@laurenahayes "Fox News Makes You Stupid" <== The causal link is tenuous, as Fox viewers are already stupid.
201: 2010-12-09: news—n. an inexhaustible supply of daily happenings of little significance, designed chiefly to titillate and appall.
202: 2010-11-19: The most degrading and exploitative form of reality TV is called "news". How do people watch this stuff?
203: 2010-11-11: There is no greater waste of time than offering the world your opinion on the news stories of the day.
204: 2010-10-28: It is impossible to tell good news from bad until time has passed.
205: 2010-10-12: The most trivial use of your time is voicing your opinion about the news stories of the day.
206: 2010-10-06: Of course you made the right choice... if you block out news of every other choice!
207: 2010-10-03: Most of what passes for "news" is merely voyeurism. It contributes nothing to our understanding of the world.
208: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-13: On my bucket list: Become the subject of an article in the Lifestyle section of the Minot Daily News.
209: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-25: You can make a pseudo-life by monitoring the news and commenting on it online, but that's not the same as having a real life of your own.
210: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-25: The news is a convenient addiction to distract you from how little is happening in your own life.
211: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-18: A 1992 news report on the siege of Sarajevo. Video: - My 2010 photos:
212: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-17: The good news: Nature doesn't waste souls. You'll be back in a new body after this one. Bad news: You can't take your experience with you.
213: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-17: RT @HuffingtonPort SCARY look At How Unemployment Has Swept Across America - Good news: Nebraska still looks fine!
214: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-08: Latest news flash from Hollywood is that the people who make their living pretending to be other people are emotionally screwed up. Duh!
215: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-01: In the world of vapid pseudo-news, weather is the most reliable. It's always happening somewhere!
216: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-24: Your Number One source for irrelevant and meaningless news is called "sports."
217: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-03: Speaking "Popular Culture" requires knowing the news stories and entertainment of the day, but not in any great detail. No need to watch!
218: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-21: On national TV news magazines, the "correspondent" is little more than an actor, reading lines given to him by an off-screen producer.
219: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-13: News from @TheOnion is approximately as valuable to me as any from @NYTimes, @LATimes and @WashingtonPost.
220: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-21: No TV. No radio. No newspapers. All the news I get from the outside world comes through Twitter. How do I block those tweets?
221: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-05: News articles I find interesting are now being added to my Favorites (instead of retweeting):
222: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-04: Most of what passes for "news" is merely voyeurism. It contributes nothing to your understanding of the world.
223: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-13: Watching Sarah Palin on Bill O'Reilly's show on Fox News. Glenn Beck next. What a hoot! The Republican Party reduced to cartoon characters.
224: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-09: Of course you made the right choice... if you block out news of every other choice! That's the essence of commitment. And censorship.
225: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-08: Clark County (NV) gov't in crisis, layoffs certain. News: - Recall my LV crash prediction in '06:
226: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-04: The new face of news media? The "backpack journalist": (via @wordymouth)
227: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-18: Hot "Doc 420" Dr. Sona Patel will help you get medical marijuana. LA Times: - Her newspaper ad:
228: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-03: Good news for the people of New Orleans, a city sinking into the sea: Their football team beat another football team!
229: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-03: The news stories of the day will get along perfectly fine without you commenting on them.
230: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-22: Day after day, month after month, year after year, the news is full of dead people. When is this epidemic going to end?
231: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-21: Las Vegas one of the 10 worst cities to raise children. News: - In my neighborhood, most kids dropped out of school.
232: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-15: It is impossible to tell "good news" from "bad news" until time has tested it, since one can easily transform into the other.
233: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-26: Breaking news from @TheOnion: Study: Watching Fewer Than Four Hours Of TV A Day Impairs Ability To Ridicule Pop Culture
234: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-17: Breaking news from @TheOnion: "Mom Has Some Wild New Ideas For Dressing Son This Year"
235: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-14: Who needs local TV news? You could randomly rerun past stories (crimes, car crashes, etc) and most viewers would never know!
236: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-13: My Twitter feed is used for: 1) Timeless words of wisdom; 2) Interesting news articles and websites; 3) Announcement of my own new content.
237: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-05: Breaking news from The Onion: "Sanyo Praying Area Man Doesn't Send In Rebate Form"
238: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-29: Breaking News from The Onion: China Strong! - Americans Love Fish By-Product! - LMAO!
239: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-13: All of my Kilroy Cafe philosophy newsletters are now available on a simple text-only index:
240: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-11: When you eliminate television, radio, newspapers, YouTube & MP3s from your life, you regain your brain and can begin to live.
241: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-02: There's a fine line between the people who fight fires and those who set them. Local Las Vegas news story:
242: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-26: Good news from Dennys™ in Cedar City, Utah: The donut is now obsolete, thanks to the invention of Pancake Puppies™.
243: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-08: The pretty-boy anchor on the evening news shouldn't be called a "journalist." He's an actor reading someone else's lines.
244: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-26: NY Times: "When Everyone’s a Friend, Is Anything Private?" (re Facebook™) - My newsletter response:
245: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-25: Just released a new philosophy newsletter: "The Responsibilities of the Victim." - Kilroy Cafe #40
246: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-23: Easiest local TV news story in the world: Serial killer/bomber/terrorist/sex fiend in the national news HAS A LAS VEGAS CONNECTION! Duh!
247: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-21: You simply MUST attend a Renaissance Festival this year - in costume. One listing of Faires: newschedule.php>
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