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1: 2018-12-24: Big Money is now threatened by Trump’s erratic actions. Now we will see how much political power Big Money really has. If they are truly powerful, calls will be made, and Trump will be removed.
2: 2018-05-09: On My Bucket List: Funnel money through a Delaware-based shell company.
3: 2018-03-17: Paying hush money to a porn star to cover up an extramarital affair? No problem. We’re evangelical Christians. We’ll forgive anyone it’s politically convenient to forgive.
4: 2018-02-07: RT @DemographicDoom: The Era of Easy Money Is Ending, and the World Is Bracing for Shocks - New York Times https://t.co/dWCtLnnc4P
5: 2017-12-20: Trump’s legal “dream team“ is composed of the finest lawyers money can buy who agree with him 100 percent. #idiots #stooges #buffoons
6: 2017-11-27: On My Bucket List: Pay or receive hush money.
7: 2017-07-16: As US media attention turns to Russian money laundering, this may be a good time for Mr. Putin to create a new distraction. Watch for it!
8: 2017-04-21: I'd like to see Hollywood make a more realistic horror movie, like one where someone has too many bills AND NOT ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY THEM!
9: 2016-12-09: In 2016, I will have spent 74 nights outside the USA = 20% of my time. Forced to return to USA to make money.
10: 2016-10-05: I have a fiduciary responsibility to pay as little tax as possible. I am brilliant in how I do this, mainly by not making much money. #trump
11: 2016-08-20: On My Bucket List: Make obscene amounts of money.
12: 2015-12-13: Christmas is that magical time when all the bearded homeless guys get to play Santa and make some beer money.
13: 2015-05-26: The sad plight of people with money: They acquire things they don't need and spend the rest of their lives maintaining them.
14: 2015-04-14: Stupid thing people do when they get some money: buy something big and unnecessary and it owns them.
15: 2015-04-09: Money is meaningless unless you don't have enough, in which case it is as cruel as any prison.
16: 2015-02-05: On My Bucket List: Get paid big money to promote products I don't believe in.
17: 2015-01-01: Having money increases the range of stupid, self-destructive things you can do to yourself.
18: 2014-12-29: Germans refuse to borrow money to support a lifestyle they can't afford. The rest of Europe demands an end to such irresponsible behavior.
19: 2014-12-28: "The news in Moscow is that everyone has a new television and some people have a new car, but no one has any money." http://t.co/UXwNIDLuHH
20: 2014-12-01: The world doesn't want easy, simple solutions when there is no money to be made. See @garyrosenWSJ
21: 2014-11-14: Money loses its value once you have enough of it.
22: 2014-10-30: The most treasured demographic to advertisers is People With Money Who Are Dumb Enough To Listen To Advertisers.
23: 2014-09-08: The most cherished demographic to advertisers is Stupid People With Money Who Are Highly Susceptible To Advertising.
24: 2014-09-02: The Catch-22 of money: Once you have it, you get lazy and don't do what you dreamed of doing when you didn't have enough.
25: 2014-08-29: All online data takes up physical space on a storage device. That real estate costs money, and if you never delete data, the rent will grow.
26: 2014-08-21: New Age spiritual advice is rarely free. You got to pay good money to get the best bullshit.
27: 2014-06-28: It isn't money that makes the world go round, but rules. Understand the rules things work by and you can get things money can't buy.
28: 2014-06-28: It isn't so much money that makes the world go round, but rules. Understand the rules things work by and you can get things money can't buy.
29: 2014-06-10: Donald Sterling, Steve Ballmer – proof that money can't buy brains.
30: 2014-05-28: A survey of 400 Swedish lottery winners found they used the money wisely, a finding irrelevant to the rest of world. See: @nytimes
31: 2014-05-13: If you convince someone to donate to one worthy cause, aren't you stealing that money from all the others they could be donating to?
32: 2014-05-12: I would like to go into space. I'd pay as much as $500 for the privilege. Beyond that—meh!—I have better ways to spend my money.
33: 2014-05-09: Big tattoos cost more than small tattoos, but here is a money-saving solution used by millions: Just get a small tattoo and gain weight!
34: 2014-04-20: Skiing is an asinine waste of time and money, giving you a fine opportunity for serious injury. There, I said it.
35: 2014-02-20: An armored car may protect your money but it also tells criminals where to find it.
36: 2013-12-22: I have an idea! Let's spice up an old Christmas carol with some hip new sounds and make lots of money from Muzak plays! #followthemoney
37: 2013-12-16: Weehawken, New Jersey. Duel to the death with Alexander Hamilton. Got my money on Burr. This location: @BadDalaiLama
38: 2013-12-10: Money is a delusion that works as a form of exchange only when other people have the same delusion.
39: 2013-11-24: Addiction is like someone secretly stealing money from you then using some of it to buy you lavish gifts.
40: 2013-11-22: "Fuel dumping" - enlightening article on saving money on intl airfares. http://t.co/mIITaMU6E7
41: 2013-11-03: Money saving tip when traveling in Scandinavia: Don't eat.
42: 2013-10-26: RT @TheEconomist: Giving money directly to poor people works surprisingly well. But it cannot deal with the deeper causes of poverty http:/…
43: 2013-10-06: The dentist makes most of his money on people with bad teeth, so whatever advice he gives you, do the opposite. #paranoia
44: 2013-10-01: Addiction is like someone secretly stealing money from you then using some of it to buy you lavish gifts.
45: 2013-09-23: Sept. 8 was my five-year anniversary of living on the road. 1826 nights with no fixed abode. Greater wealth than money can buy!
46: 2013-09-18: It's hard to see the airline making any money here. http://t.co/dyD4fOAczN
47: 2013-09-11: RT @sadmonsters: I hope this porn shutdown doesn't force any porn stars into having sex with strangers for money.
48: 2013-08-29: The lament of the newly impoverished: "I wasted so much money when I had it!"
49: 2013-08-20: At last, justice in the world! ==> Jon Stewart makes more money than Leno and Letterman http://t.co/WqU41Brp9M via @DailyMailUS
50: 2013-08-12: Wealth is usually a tragic story of being crippled by all the unnecessary obligations that money lured you into.
51: 2013-08-08: Money is not wealth if you only use it to buy things that hold you down and take away your freedom.
52: 2013-07-19: RT @davidpaulkrug: Money Does Not Buy Better Habits http://t.co/I0XgaEm044 via @TheMinimalists
53: 2013-07-18: Bizarre: "Give us $100k, and we'll pay you less than 1% ." Does money have no time value anymore? (Boston 7/13) http://t.co/qcvY8RGD9a
54: 2013-05-16: college — an environment of unfocused creativity and boundless optimism supported by student loans and Daddy's money.
55: 2013-05-11: If you gave money to every beggar, it isn't clear you would be helping them. More importantly, you'd soon run out of money!
56: 2013-04-21: Live performance of a popular song is an inferior reproduction of the studio version solely for the purpose of making money.
57: 2013-04-19: Save money on your next tattoo! — Get a small one, then gain weight.
58: 2013-04-09: @BadDalaiLama Except that I really like #freshandeasy. Cool store. A shame it doesn't make money.
59: 2013-03-30: The kind of people who play lotteries are exactly the ones who will squander the money and self-destruct if they win.
60: 2013-02-04: RT @KilroyCafe: It is not a sin to have money in the bank, only to spend it frivolously.
61: 2013-01-29: Having a lot of money will give you more things you can do with your life without accomplishing anything.
62: 2013-01-27: Material success is best measured not by money but by the freedom actually gained.
63: 2013-01-16: Money is nuclear fuel. It may keep you alive, but it is also potentially poisonous.
64: 2013-01-15: Too much money is a burden to efficiency, encouraging lazy and complicated solutions to simple problems.
65: 2013-01-13: Money may be tyrannical and unfair, but at least it gives some default structure to our lives.
66: 2013-01-13: Capitalism may be brutal, but without a need for money most people wouldn't do a damn thing.
67: 2013-01-11: Materially successful but morally bankrupt. What is a filmmaker to do? Take the money and rant at the critics.
68: 2013-01-09: Money is not just an asset but a responsibility. If you have more of it than you need, it is your duty to use it for something important.
69: 2013-01-09: There is nothing wrong with money in the bank. You become an asshole only when you display your wealth.
70: 2013-01-03: NEW FLASH! Celebrity turns down thermostat! ==> "Queen turns off heating in greenhouses to save money" re @Telegraph
71: 2012-12-14: Less money demands more artistry. cc @edictive
72: 2012-12-12: @lawnrocket You come from an environment where films are meticulously planned. That's not the only way nor the best if you have no money.
73: 2012-12-11: On My Bucket List: Become a Freudian psychotherapist and earn huge sums of money just for saying, "I see. Tell me more."
74: 2012-12-09: RT @WSJ: "If you don't give the driver all the money, he'll drive you over a cliff." Mr. Burns explains the fiscal cliff: http://t.co/Mj ...
75: 2012-11-05: I have met many wealthy people but do not envy any of them. Most use their money only to acquire "assets" that reduce their freedom.
76: 2012-11-02: RT @KilroyCafe: The real measure of wealth is not how much money you make but the freedom you have left after expenses.
77: 2012-10-28: There is rarely much satisfaction in winning a court case. You have already wasted a significant part of your life and a lot of money.
78: 2012-10-27: The dirty money-grubbing union-busting Capitalist rat. (Columbus, Ohio, 2 days ago) http://t.co/NThIxjDp
79: 2012-10-12: Driving your Prius to Whole Foods. So conscientious and environmentally aware. Just don't let the poor people know the money you're blowing.
80: 2012-09-29: Part of social responsibility is not spending money unnecessarily. Then, when a good cause comes along, you'll have money for it.
81: 2012-09-29: Is a product really "green" when it costs twice as much? You could do a lot of other worthy things with that money. #imlookingatyouprius
82: 2012-09-29: You could feed a whole village in Africa with all the extra money an average Whole Foods customer spends trying to be socially responsible.
83: 2012-09-28: If someone is selling an historic bridge to you stone by stone, they probably need the money for drugs. Also: They don't really own it.
84: 2012-09-24: Business tip: There's a huge market in helping rich people waste their money. Don't bother with the value consumer. Go after the fat cats!
85: 2012-08-25: If money alone was enough to soothe the ego, we wouldn't have politicians.
86: 2012-08-18: vendomatophobia — n. an irrational fear that a vending machine will take your money and not give you the promised product.
87: 2012-08-13: Money in excess of ones needs can be a powerful tool for change. More often, though, it just enables stupidity.
88: 2012-07-29: RT @KilroyCafe: When the bad times hit, we always look back in shame at all the money we wasted in the good times.
89: 2012-07-06: RT @SirRocket: @BadDalaiLama Sounds like America, a place where everyone is addicted to money.
90: 2012-06-06: Sensible consumers who buy only what they need with the money they have are a drain to the economy. There's no profit in those parasites.
91: 2012-06-02: Luxury costs more than just money. It isolates you from the rest of humanity, and it usually makes life more complicated, not easier.
92: 2012-06-01: The vast majority of humanity cannot handle the temptations of a credit card—which is how credit card companies make most of their money.
93: 2012-05-27: Entertainment is the practice of spending money to waste time.
94: 2012-05-25: RT @KilroyCafe: Just because you’re rich in money doesn’t mean you’re rich in time, and it’s the time that will run out first.
95: 2012-05-21: Without the need for money forcing him to work, the average citizen would wallow all day in his addictions and accomplish nothing.
96: 2012-05-21: Money provides the backbone structure of human society. It may be cruel and unjust, but take it away and you have anarchy.
97: 2012-05-21: Somewhere between a million and a billion the numbers blur and turn into play money.
98: 2012-05-16: RT @KilroyCafe: The desperate problem of the rich is finding ways to spend their money. Fortunately, plenty of marketers will help them ...
99: 2012-05-15: Money is essential but not as important as managing your freedom well.
100: 2012-05-15: Addicts are always losing things—money, ID, jobs, relationships. You feel sorry for them only at first.
101: 2012-05-15: My traveling companion just asked me for food. Says she lost all her money at the Phila. train station. Why am I not surprised? #addict
102: 2012-05-13: A billion dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A million dollars!... Seriously, you get more freedom from "enough" money than too much.
103: 2012-05-12: Money is necessary, but it can't make you free. Only victory over your own impulses can do that.
104: 2012-05-12: Howard Hughes: a man with all the money and power in the world, crippled by his own impulses.
105: 2012-05-11: "I Just Want Your Money" - My new original song. A tragic story of a man without a country. Video: http://t.co/KsvWLEmh http://t.co/saRagFdk
106: 2012-05-10: Making just enough money doing things you believe in is better than making a lot of money doing things you don't.
107: 2012-05-08: When a corporation says, "Help us save the environment," they really mean, "Help us save money so we can make more profit."
108: 2012-05-07: There is no sin in having money in the bank, only in spending it frivolously.
109: 2012-05-04: The sort of people who buy lottery tickets are exactly the kind who will squander the money if they win.
110: 2012-05-02: RT @WSJ: Facebook has built a $3 billion-a-year ad business. But some advertisers wonder if they're getting their money's worth. http:// ...
111: 2012-04-26: Outward success (fame and money) isn't the same as inner success (doing what you know is important). Rarely do they coincide.
112: 2012-04-25: First step to global responsibility: Don't do frivolous things with your time or money.
113: 2012-04-16: @fujiwiryani The question is, how much are you prepared to spend—in money, time and freedom—for appetite?
114: 2012-04-15: Now taking suggestions about what to do and where to go in Tokyo (not requiring much money). I have a week here!
115: 2012-04-08: The easiest way to make more money is to cut costs.
116: 2012-04-08: True wealth is the freedom to use your time as you wish. Money can give you this, but only up to the point where more doesn't buy more time.
117: 2012-04-07: "I run a respectable business here!" she shouted, grabbing the money and running for the door.
118: 2012-03-23: I bet he's lying and doesn't really need the money for weed. He's probably buying food with it. (Times Square) http://t.co/z9cNM3m9
119: 2012-03-23: "If life's a game, money is how you keep score.” <== for people who let society establish the scoring system for them. cc @wiselqvist
120: 2012-03-14: At a fine hotel, you're paying more money for more hassles.
121: 2012-03-13: Many a litigant has ultimately been destroyed by the lump sum payment they won. Who do you sue for "giving me too much money"?
122: 2012-03-13: Money is meaningful only when you don't have enough of it. After that, it usually becomes more of a handicap than an asset.
123: 2012-03-13: Money in excess of ones needs can buy useful resources, but more often it is an enabler of dysfunction and inertia. (cc @LetsGo2TheBeach)
124: 2012-03-13: Money tends to squelch creativity. It lets you buy your way out of problems you should have innovated your way out of.
125: 2012-03-07: People think they can make up for a hedonistic life by giving money to charity. It all balances out, right?
126: 2012-03-07: If more money isn't the goal of life, then what is?
127: 2012-03-07: Not having enough money is painful, but having money in excess of your needs does not bring you more pleasure. Sometimes it brings less!
128: 2012-03-07: American hedonism is based on the theory that more money and fame will buy more happiness.
129: 2012-03-07: In whatever work you do, good partners and a meaningful mission are far more important than the money you make.
130: 2012-02-25: An excellent test of character is to give someone a surplus of time or money and see what they do with them.
131: 2012-02-20: Money is nice, but it can't save you from yourself.
132: 2012-02-17: Money can buy freedom but more often it buys enslavement, in the form of possessions and lazy habits that need to be maintained.
133: 2012-02-01: RT @hooperest: @BadDalaiLama not everyone. The ones that created the bubble make money betting on it increasing and then hedging against ...
134: 2012-02-01: A stock bubble is a game of musical chairs where a lot of people money while the music is playing. When the music stops, everyone loses.
135: 2012-01-27: RT @moneymorning: Before You Get Excited About the Facebook IPO... http://t.co/4beGNj6y #FacebookIPO
136: 2012-01-17: .@xtinewu All these natural adjectives cost money, you know: "raw", "holistic", "synergistic", etc. You gotta pay for that kind of verbiage!
137: 2012-01-08: .@BuddhaRenegade "What is a 'low-level' druggie?" <== Running whatever scam necessary to fund his next fix. 'High-level' druggies have money
138: 2012-01-05: The narcissist's plan for saving the world is to get rich and famous then give a lot of money to charity.
139: 2011-12-26: The benefits of kicking caffeine: 1) Save money. 2) Save time. 3) You don't feel bad when you don't have it. 4) FEWER BATHROOM BREAKS!
140: 2011-12-22: People find it easy to burn money—or time—when there seems to be a lot of it lying around, but there's never as much as you think.
141: 2011-12-05: The number of vain, unproductive hobbies you can engage in is limited only by the time and money at your disposal.
142: 2011-12-02: If you won the lottery, money would become meaningless, but time would be as valuable as ever.
143: 2011-11-28: A "successful" artist (making money) should not be confused with a "great" one (remembered through the ages).
144: 2011-11-28: Hugo — Tedious film school lesson with all the clockwork money can buy. C-
145: 2011-11-22: "Do-It-Yourself" can save you money, but "Do-It-Yerself"?... Well, yer just lookin' fer a heap o' trouble!
146: 2011-11-22: Time is money, until you have enough money at which point time becomes more valuable.
147: 2011-11-15: For the same time and money others spend doing Vegas in luxury I could do Bangkok and Tokyo on the cheap. Who gets the better experience?
148: 2011-11-15: Sometimes life gets too noisy and you want to isolate yourself so you can get things done. This doesn't usually require much money though.
149: 2011-11-15: If I had all the money in the world (and no one knew) I'd still be homeless, staying in hostels and cheap hotels, because chaos is valuable.
150: 2011-11-07: Money is our enemy, not our friend. Make enough of it to stay alive but then keep it at arm's length because it poisons whatever it touches.
151: 2011-11-07: "@DalaiLama, please, see how mongol lama behaves badly here, indulging in eating meat, engaging in sex and making money" ~ @luvsandorjts
152: 2011-10-28: To be against marriage doesn't mean you are against love. It only means you don't want money to come between you.
153: 2011-10-24: RT @YourAuntLola: Chase children and flyaway hats. When it comes to love or money; do your best work & wait.
154: 2011-10-23: The sad thing about music today is you have tour to make money. Recording in the studio won't do it. New songs won't do it.
155: 2011-10-16: Money can buy freedom, but more often it just buys temporary escape from responsibility.
156: 2011-09-24: Future money will be an advanced electronic bartering system where labor is traded for goods without government-sponsored currency.
157: 2011-09-24: Is money necessary? Why can't Google or Amazon create their own currency, based on a basket of tangible goods?
158: 2011-09-19: Mean people will steal your lunch money and tease you on the bus. Nice people make you feel comfortable and included.
159: 2011-09-03: Wealthy in money is not the same as wealthy in time or freedom.
160: 2011-08-13: No amount of money can erase the line between acting and genuine experience.
161: 2011-08-12: RT @CrankyPappy: Money doesn't buy happiness. But not owing money is like a down payment.
162: 2011-07-28: When adults come into a little money, they try to reproduce their ideal childhood (perfect home, all the toys), which becomes their prison.
163: 2011-07-17: Money can be the key to many things, but it can also form a protective cocoon that blocks your growth.
164: 2011-07-02: The book persists in the modern world mainly because it is a large marketable unit where publishers can still make a little money.
165: 2011-06-21: My money shot from the Pyramids of Egypt. http://twitpic.com/5ery1g (You can do amazing things with green screen!)
166: 2011-05-18: The Rapture is coming, May 21. Now is the time to sell all your worldly possessions... and send the money to me. I'll hold it for you.
167: 2011-05-10: You don't go into a poor neighborhood and give out money. It's not the joy you bring that matters but what happens after you're gone.
168: 2011-05-10: RT @MikeShawTweet: @BadDalaiLama Give out money: What you say is true but does not diminish the value of charity. Charity like everythin ...
169: 2011-05-05: Many who are frugal with money would thinking nothing of wasting cognitive resources on TV, novels or other unproductive pursuits.
170: 2011-05-05: The cost of an activity can be measured in money or time or something even more valuable: the cognitive resources it uses.
171: 2011-04-11: In the California Gold Rush, the main people making money were those selling the dream to others. The dreamers themselves lost their shirts.
172: 2011-04-11: The Onion can make money because it makes up news stories, no research required. This is the low quality content we will soon be limited to.
173: 2011-04-11: The only way websites make money is selling ads in the margins, which is only profitable with a huge reader base.
174: 2011-04-11: Apart from Google, is there anyone making money selling Internet content or services? Will there ever be? Isn't it all one big fat delusion?
175: 2011-04-10: There is a lot of money to be made in helping people build their own cages, but you create one for yourself in the process.
176: 2011-04-08: On My Bucket List: Make money "flipping" houses in an irrationally exuberant real estate market.
177: 2011-04-08: There are a lot more important things in life than money. To be happy, you need "enough" money, but being rich won't make you any happier.
178: 2011-04-08: The only guaranteed way to "make money" is to cut your expenses. Then monetary profit won't be so important to you.
179: 2011-04-08: The best place for your money is missions that are personally meaningful to you, in fields you know, where profit isn't everything.
180: 2011-04-08: If someone has truly found a way to make money, he is unlikely to let you in on it.
181: 2011-04-08: In retrospect, it's easy to know where you SHOULD have put your money, but there are a lot of failures that sounded just as good in theory.
182: 2011-04-08: No one makes money in get-rich-quick schemes except the people selling them.
183: 2011-04-08: The venture capitalists who make money are the EXPERIENCED ones who thoroughly know their industry.
184: 2011-04-08: You don't make money by listening to a pitch and giving money to the person with the sweetest presentation.
185: 2011-04-08: You make money reliably only in fields you know personally and intimately yourself, where you aren't relying on someone else's knowledge.
186: 2011-04-08: If you have money, the dumbest thing you can do with it is to give it to someone with a brilliant idea.
187: 2011-04-08: Investors don't make money. People who serve investors make money. Corporate executives, brokers, etc.
188: 2011-04-08: If you had invested all your money in the stock market ten years ago, prudently you thought, you would have made close to nothing.
189: 2011-04-08: A bold thesis: Investing, at least at the retail level, is a loser's game, little better than taking your money to a casino.
190: 2011-04-02: You can expect me not lie to you, but you cannot expect me to tell you everything I know. That's like asking me to give you all my money.
191: 2011-03-30: The problems of too much money. Time: http://ow.ly/1shAt9
192: 2011-03-18: Honest work is when you know, in your own heart, that you are giving people value for their money in excess of what they paid.
193: 2011-03-16: Visiting Kauai in 2007 with NO MONEY. FB album: http://j.mp/hYmMvR - Just places I could get to on foot from the airport.
194: 2011-03-15: It is noble that you do volunteer work or give money to charity, but that doesn't prove you're using your resources the best way you can.
195: 2011-03-14: If you have only a limited amount of money to give, there are plenty of worthy causes. The question is, what is the best?
196: 2011-03-06: The "premium" option in anything is usually just a ruse to make money by giving people the illusion of superiority.
197: 2011-03-03: Fame and money provide no immunity to human weakness.
198: 2011-03-02: Wherever you go, you must respect the value of money in that culture. Don't waste resources in front of those who are struggling for them.
199: 2011-03-01: It is the nature of most people to be spent to the limit of whatever credit line they have, both in terms of money and commitments.
200: 2011-02-28: I wonder: What's the most money you can lose with a click of a mouse?
201: 2011-02-24: In investing, money is made mainly through the strategy of making others lose it.
202: 2011-02-16: I once owned a small RV. Nice idea, but turned into a great burden. Could have gone around the world several times for the same money.
203: 2011-01-29: Your physical resources are obvious things like money and time. Your emotional resources are hidden skills that help you deal with life.
204: 2011-01-28: Money has value only when you don't have enough if it. Otherwise, it's just numbers in a bank account.
205: 2011-01-28: There are two ways to gain economic freedom. One is to make more money. The other is to cut your costs. The latter is usually easier.
206: 2011-01-28: Money and the quixotic quest for it provide the infrastructure of the world. It's not the most noble structure, but better than nothing.
207: 2011-01-23: Signs like this are totally ineffective, but why *commercial* tobacco? Don't tribes make a lot of money on it? http://twitpic.com/3st0im
208: 2011-01-21: The solution to America's Douchebag Crisis is giving more young men ungodly amounts of money and obscene success they don't deserve.
209: 2011-01-16: Money in liquid form is a valuable asset to your freedom. Money in solid form (real estate, possessions) is more a liability.
210: 2011-01-16: topless—n. the unshielded display of female mammaries for the purpose of tanning or the extraction of money from gullible male alcoholics.
211: 2011-01-16: @princeboucher "Whereever attention flows, money will follow." <== Not true! Ask Mel Gibson!
212: 2011-01-15: When you gamble at a casino, the most you can lose is the money you put on the table. When you gamble with life, you risk paying forever.
213: 2011-01-14: What we all really want is not money but Whuffie. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whuffie via @princeboucher (The only trouble is defining it.)
214: 2011-01-13: Nirvana is walking into a high-end electronics store and seeing absolutely nothing you want, even if you had unlimited money.
215: 2011-01-08: Entertainment is like burning money—except you're burning time!
216: 2011-01-07: Another moneysaving tip from your exiled spiritual leader: http://GoldenCorral.com — Not the buffet (you'll burst). Buffet-by-the-pound.
217: 2011-01-04: The "fundamentals" of life, love and money are like the San Andreas Fault: You know it's going to break; you just don't know when.
218: 2011-01-04: Old people. In their final months of life, obsessed with the most trivial things. Saving money. Repeating daily procedures. What a waste!
219: 2011-01-02: The value of money is not constant but logarithmically decreasing. The more of it you have the less valuable it becomes.
220: 2011-01-02: Information is a product of effort, strategy and luck, like money. Having It doesn't necessarily mean you should give it away.
221: 2011-01-01: Happiness is not money, love or power (as long as you have a little of each). Happiness is pushing your own development to the next level.
222: 2010-12-28: It's tragic how no one is making any money in porn anymore. Actors, producers, marketers out of work! Another casualty of the internet!
223: 2010-12-27: Golf, skiing, tennis, sailing — sports invented to help rich people spend their money.
224: 2010-12-26: There are no greater barriers to personal growth than money and social success. Why would you leave that comfortable bubble?
225: 2010-12-24: There's not much money in supplying people's needs. Serving their addictions is far more lucrative!
226: 2010-12-23: There's not much money is supplying people's needs. Serving their addictions is far more lucrative!
227: 2010-12-23: "Hot" stocks (P:E > 25) are more like a game of Hot Potato. Everyone makes money except the sucker holding the potato when the stock tanks.
228: 2010-12-14: Money is poison to truth.
229: 2010-12-10: People with money can pay others to solve their problems. Without it, we are forced to deal with life more honestly and efficiently.
230: 2010-12-10: The world gives you two artistic choices: Either you do things well or you do them to make money.
231: 2010-12-05: The number of vain, unproductive hobbies you can engage in is limited only by the time and money at your disposal.
232: 2010-12-03: Is it really "green" to spend twice as much for a hybrid car that uses only slightly less gas? You could plant trees with that money!
233: 2010-12-03: You can spend a lot of time trying to save money, but time can't be replenished.
234: 2010-11-28: RT @GreatestQuotes: "Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the end of it, and others do just the same with th ...
235: 2010-11-27: There is no money to be made in solving people's underlying problems, only in giving them what they think they want.
236: 2010-11-23: The art that gets noticed first is usually attached to a moneymaking scheme, but the art that lasts survives on its own merits.
237: 2010-11-06: There is no sin in having money in the bank, only in spending it frivolously.
238: 2010-11-06: We worry about money when we don't have enough, but once that need is solved, time becomes our main concern. You can't buy more of it!
239: 2010-11-05: RT @HisHoliness: It is very wrong for people to feel deeply sad when they lose money, yet when they waste the precious moments of their ...
240: 2010-10-25: Money may buy an adequate copy of whatever you ask for, but it can't buy insight or inspiration.
241: 2010-10-24: The desperate problem of the rich is finding ways to spend their money. Fortunately, plenty of marketers will help them invent new needs.
242: 2010-10-23: Once you have enough money to survive, the only meaningful pursuit is quality.
243: 2010-10-17: One of the great struggles of life is finding work you enjoy that also makes you enough money to survive.
244: 2010-10-14: Money can't buy inspiration.
245: 2010-10-10: Don't be surprised to find moneychangers in the temple. They built the temple!
246: 2010-10-08: Money in excess of ones needs is more an enabler of dysfunction than a key to happiness.
247: 2010-10-05: The real measure of wealth is not how much money you make but the freedom you have left after expenses.
248: 2010-09-27: Fame, money, beauty, power: all can form a bubble around you that isolates you from accurate information.
249: 2010-09-26: The real coin of life is not money but time.
250: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-13: The greatest luxury, worth more than money, is control of your own time.
251: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-09: Justice takes time and huge amounts of money, but it produces little for society apart from deterrence.
252: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-08: Nothing is certain in life, but you can make a lot of money by selling people the illusion of certainty.
253: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-07: Money improves happiness, but only to a point. RT @MailOnline: Key to happiness? Start with £50k a year salary http://bit.ly/bCqxjq
254: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-06: How many silly ways can you think of to spend money when you have too much of it? That's America!
255: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-29: When the bad times hit, we always look back in shame at all the money we wasted in the good times.
256: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-25: Germans tend to shop wisely and save more money than they spend. It's this kind of anti-American attitude that's hobbling the world economy!
257: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-23: American industry is run by retards, people who already have enough money but who have nothing better to do than acquire more of it.
258: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-18: Twitter Inc has created the perfect platform for NOT making any money. This can't last forever. How long before Google buys it?
259: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-17: To destroy someone you don't need guns or knives. Just give him instant fame or a large sum of money and watch him destroy himself.
260: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-25: One of life's greatest challenges is finding meaningful work you can also make enough money at.
261: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-23: tourist tax — n. the extra money you usually pay when you first arrive in a new place because you don't know ropes.
262: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-14: The preferred "solution" to problems in our society is whatever drug, gadget or service someone can advertise and make money from.
263: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-13: Money is valuable only when you lack it, becoming worthless when you have an excess. The same is not true of time, which is never in excess.
264: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-05: Want to destroy someone? You don't need guns or blackmail. Just give him instant fame or a huge amount of money and watch him self-destruct.
265: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-27: The trouble with too much money is it often takes the place of brains, encouraging complicated and expensive solutions to simple problems.
266: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-11: Local governments don't just want tourists but DUMB tourists, because the stupid ones spend far more money.
267: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-06: Giving people too much money is like giving them cocaine. They detach from reality, lose incentive and rely on it for all their highs.
268: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-06: The big issue with money is not what you'll do when you have it but what you'll do when you run out of it again.
269: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-30: There's little dignity in selling people things you know they don't need. Unfortunately, that's where most of the money is.
270: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-20: Money can buy freedom, but more often it just buys temporary escape from responsibility.
271: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-12: The only benefit of wealth is the freedom to not worry about money. You'll find other things to worry about!
272: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-23: What fools do with their money is they acquire stuff, and these things become the prison that entraps them for the rest of their lives.
273: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-10: American marketing is based on the principle that if you add more adjectives to something, the suckers will pay more money for it.
274: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-03: Money is the greatest enabler of dysfunction. Too much of it tends to fund your addictions and isolate you from the effects of your actions.
275: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-28: You worry about money when you don't have enough of it, but once that need is solved, time becomes your worry. You can't buy more of it!
276: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-15: The real coin of life is not money but time. It is getting more valuable by the minute, and when it is gone your money will be useless.
277: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-13: The value of money (to you) is logarthmic, not linear. The more you have, the less it's worth. E.g. $1m is a lot but $10m isn't much better.
278: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-12: The use of the word "exceptional" in a print or TV ad means the product is intended for people with money to waste.
279: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-12: Fame, money, beauty, power: all can form a bubble around you that isolates you from accurate information.
280: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-12: The Number One fear of the rich is that they'll be made fools of because of their money, which they know inside they don't deserve.
281: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-12: There is no sin in having money in the bank, only in spending it frivolously.
282: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-07: Money in excess of ones needs is more an enabler of dysfunction than a key to happiness.
283: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-04: There's a limit to how much quality money can buy. You may get an adequate copy of whatever you ask for, but you can't buy inspiration.
284: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-02: The desperate problem of the rich is finding ways to spend their money. Fortunately, plenty of marketers will help them invent new needs.
285: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-02: There's a huge difference between offering a service that makes sense to both parties and offering it only because you need the money.
286: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-28: Our modern economy is powered by the delusions of people who have enough money but who think they need even more.
287: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-25: A little money can improve your life a lot, but a lot of money only improves it a little more.
288: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-23: If you borrow money from Emperor Ming you should pay it back as soon as possible because Wyoming.
289: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-16: There is no sin in having money in the bank, only in wasting it on the frivolous.
290: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-12: Fewer people would lose their money in the stock market if we used a more accurate name than "investing". How about "bubble riding"?
291: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-12: The nature of the court system is to be obtuse and inaccessible. Help is available for those with money but not for those who need it most.
292: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-01: There are 2 ways to achieve relative wealth: make more money or cut costs. People tend to become trapped in the former, missing the latter.
293: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-31: The ultimate coin of life is not money but time. You only have so much of it, and money rarely buys you more.
294: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-31: Once you have enough money to meet your needs, what is the point in making more? Time and freedom are more valuable.
295: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-27: "Adults are actually kids; kids with authority and money." @gauravkantgoel
296: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-27: My new Homeless by Choice blog entry: "Money" http://bit.ly/dqXEPQ - Let's sit down and talk about the birds and the bees.
297: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-27: If you have more money than others, you should hide it. Otherwise, it will isolate you from reality and cut you off from your fellow man.
298: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-25: Modern capitalism is not a system that makes investors rich. It makes management rich as they con investors out of their money.
299: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-24: Your Deal with the Devil is making enough money to survive while still pursuing your own potential and upholding your own morality.
300: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-23: The tragedy of the rich is how they spend more money but usually end up with an inferior product.
301: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-22: Freedom requires money, but not necessarily a lot. It is more a matter of how well you use the money you have.
302: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-22: The future of health care is simple: People with more money will be able to buy a longer life.
303: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-22: "Work" is a deal you make with someone else to provide your services in exchange for their money. It is submission to the goals of another.
304: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-20: RT @FakeAPStylebook: Write about municipal bond issues as most local government officials see them: Problem-free money fountains.
305: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-16: Hypocrites offer prayers for Haiti but no money. Unfortunately, even money may have little effect on the entrenched chaos there.
306: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-10: Happiness is walking into a high-end electronics store and seeing absolutely nothing you want, even if you had unlimited money.
307: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-10: Capitalism, as a rule, is not a system that makes investors rich. It makes management rich as they con investors out of their money.
308: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-05: The real measure of wealth is not how much money you make but the freedom you have left after expenses.
309: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-04: @zeekatai I like the quote cuz I've lived it: Fame but no money. (Area 51 in 1990s) Now: no fame, no money!
310: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-15: The adjustments forced by the Great Recession: lower wages, lower expectations, more frugality, no more free money.
311: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-11: What, there are moneychangers in the temple? I thought they WERE the temple!
312: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-29: Guy in Utah lives in a cave without money & blogs about it: http://zerocurrency.blogspot.com (From @wordymouth) A bit too New Agey for me!
313: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-04: One of the great existential struggles of modern life is finding work you like that you can also make enough money at.
314: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-22: A dark cloud over the economy is that consumers aren't wasting money like they used to. Come on people: Get out there and squander!
315: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-10: My dental hygienist: "When I was single I had plenty of money, but now I'm married, two incomes, but no money. What happened?"
316: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-29: Selling people things they don't need will eat you up over time. It will make you money but steal your soul.
317: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-04: The key asset in life, you may discover too late, is not money but freedom.
318: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-04: Just because you’re rich in money doesn’t mean you’re rich in time, and it’s the time that will run out first.
319: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-30: There's not much money is supplying people's needs. Supplying their addictions is where you make the big bucks!
320: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-19: The northern lands are all about resource extraction: oil, forest products, and extracting money from the occasional tourist.
321: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-12: Luxury brands make you look stupid. If you waste money on them, you're going to feel foolish in the long run.
322: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-06: Whole Foods sells adjectives: "stone ground", "spring fed", "organic", "free range", etc., and people will pay big money for those words.
323: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-05: Never underestimate the destructive power of money - how having too much of it can destroy your foundations.
324: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-02: Money is a cruel and stupid master but it gives society structure. It lends people purpose when they might otherwise have none.
325: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-20: Money is poison to truth. In every field, you eventually have to choose between one or the other.
326: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-16: Couples can fight over money, but they can fight just as viciously over what to get rid of. "You can't throw that away!"
327: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-15: There's only one reason a mega music star goes on tour: for the money. If they truly loved music they'd be making it, not repeating it.
328: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-14: That's not the national deficit. That's the money you could be saving by switching to Geico. The deficit is over THERE.
329: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-13: There is only one reason an artist would perform the same song over and over: money. Otherwise, they should be creating new songs.
330: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-04: The world gives you two artistic choices: Either you do things well or you do them to make money. There is no middle ground.
331: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-04: Making just enough money doing things you believe in is better than making a lot of money doing things you don't.
332: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-31: I'm tired of companies that say, "We're here for YOU!" They're here to make money and if YOU get in the way, they'll pretend to care.
333: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-29: The number of vain, unproductive hobbies you can engage in is limited only by the time and money at your disposal..
334: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-27: Is it really "green" to spend twice as much for a hybrid car that uses only slightly less gas? You could plant trees with the money!
335: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-27: You can spend a lot of money trying to save money. Also time, which is far more valuable.
336: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-22: It is not a sin to have money in the bank, only to spend it frivolously.
337: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-20: Why do singer-songwriters perform at all? They need the money! Committed artists would be creating new material, not rehashing the old.
338: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-06: If we took all the time, attention and money now wasted on spectator sports and turned them to productive uses, think of all we could do!
339: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-05: Sober and caffeine-free for over five years! You just have to believe in yourself (not have any money to pay for it).
340: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-05: How much money do you spend on caffeine every day? Add it up! How much is that in a year? A lot less than cocaine, for sure!
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