Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "mess"

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1: 2016-12-19: On My Bucket List: Change the world by signing an online petition or by cutting and pasting a message into my Facebook status.
2: 2015-02-23: RT @cracked: Obsession ... Over Absolutely Nothing. 5 Disturbing Messages That Show Up in Love Songs: http://t.co/33KmIqJonQ http://t.co/Wt…
3: 2014-09-04: RT @PsyPost: ‘Drink responsibly’ messages in alcohol ads promote products, not public health http://t.co/BQuGgX77rv
4: 2014-07-23: All the world's childhood tragedies add up to one big mess.
5: 2014-06-13: @Cinnapuff All I can say, without knowing anything, is that's very messy and impolite. Not very attentive to your feelings.
6: 2014-04-06: Rancher to alien: "Now you clean up this mess right away!" http://t.co/RGRydrJmDx
7: 2014-03-09: Isn't this church sending a conflicting message?
8: 2013-12-28: "Christmas comes this time each year," sang the Beach Boys in "Little Saint Nick", a secular message few can argue with.
9: 2013-10-14: The first service you can do for this messed up world is not be messed up yourself.
10: 2013-08-27: TIME TRAVELER ALERT! Your future self has a message for you: "You're an idiot! How could you get us into this mess?"
11: 2013-08-21: Whatever mess you're in and however you got there, it is your responsibility to get yourself out.
12: 2013-08-10: You see someone's art or business failing. You know what they're doing wrong but can't tell them because their ego won't let the message in.
13: 2013-07-03: A message from the pro-hemp lobby? http://t.co/6qoYNdOtcm
14: 2013-06-27: Snowden—You're playing with the big boys now. These people don't mess around. They can kill you or worse. They can take away your Internet!
15: 2013-04-19: Great art starts with media, not message. First you see what your medium can do, then you figure out what to say with it.
16: 2013-04-16: Why does the Master always speak in riddles? Because the student has to work for the message or it won't get through.
17: 2013-03-18: The message of the protesters: "We want stuff but we don't want to pay for it!"
18: 2013-02-12: The conflicting messages of immunology: (1) We need to protect everyone from germs. (2) Without exposure to germs you gain no immunity.
19: 2013-02-04: A 6-second message from Montana. http://t.co/2l8eCJGY
20: 2013-01-18: Message from the Delaware Bridge Authority: If you are going to commit suicide, please don't do it on our bridge.
21: 2013-01-12: The aim of paranoia is to kill the messenger before he has a chance to deliver bad news.
22: 2013-01-03: Thinking the unthinkable may be the only way out of the mess you're in.
23: 2012-12-10: Film Facts of Life: God gave man 24fps. Don't incur His wrath by messing with it.
24: 2012-11-23: Style, in the arts, is the sugar coating that helps you swallow a difficult message.
25: 2012-11-11: You can't tell a self-saboteur that he is hurting himself. While he may agree in principle that his life is a mess, he resists specifics.
26: 2012-11-03: A god says something off-the-cuff. Doesn't mean a lot by it. But the people take it as a divine message. God goes "Oops!"
27: 2012-08-31: Popular music is rife with reproductive messages. Sinful! Also boring.
28: 2012-08-17: In the 21st Century, sex will be replaced by visual and mechanical simulations, sparing the user the cost and messiness of a relationship.
29: 2012-07-13: Coconut palms hang out near water, hoping their huge seeds will be distributed by the sea. Each coconut is like a message in a bottle.
30: 2012-07-03: Sadly, the only revolution that worked as advertised was the American Revolution of 1775. Nearly every one since then has been messy.
31: 2012-06-29: Anger is the universal censor. It assures that the message you most need to hear doesn't get through.
32: 2012-06-27: You can totally mess up a firefly's love life by flashing a flashlight at him, but what kind of pervert are you?
33: 2012-06-08: To get a dog to obey you, you must know what you want from him and be consistent in your messages. Same with people.
34: 2012-06-05: You can't explain someone's personality flaws to them. Their defenses will intercept the message and neutralize it before it gets through.
35: 2012-06-05: If you don't like the message, shoot the messenger. The only problem is disposing of the body.
36: 2012-05-16: Inaccessible romantic partners are the most attractive because you don't have reality messing up the fantasy.
37: 2012-05-07: @xtinewu It's all there, Wu! Your subconscious is sending you a message.
38: 2012-05-06: .@piratehook3r Drugs SHOULD scare people because they mess with your brain. Your most valuable instrument and you're throwing sand in it.
39: 2012-04-27: Defensiveness is attacking the messenger that brings you bad news about yourself.
40: 2012-03-20: Music is a medium for a message.
41: 2012-03-07: The profit margin on hedonism is huge—much greater than practical products—so the world is overrun with messages for it.
42: 2012-02-24: Music is a medium for a message, like the printed word. It has no meaning apart from the purpose you use it for.
43: 2012-02-17: Explaining, "No, really, I AM the Messiah," to the Disciplinary Board. #jesusincollege
44: 2012-02-16: A message of positive inspiration from the Bible. http://t.co/GvEGZeu0
45: 2012-02-16: Never wear a T-shirt bearing a message you don't fully understand.
46: 2012-02-07: Don't mess with this five-eyed dude! http://t.co/oL9nLPtk
47: 2012-01-19: There's a fascinating double message here: "No Smoking, but if you do here's an ash tray." http://t.co/ZVeojuHZ
48: 2012-01-15: The underlying message of the Bad Dalai Lama: Things are not always as they first appear.
49: 2012-01-14: WARNING: Many a relationship has crashed when the message that went into the cyberspace pipeline came out differently at the other end.
50: 2011-12-16: Damn! How many French Revolutions were there? What a messy batch of history! http://t.co/We2qHmnd
51: 2011-12-06: When you discover a habitable planet, you should send them a message: "Hey, we're over here, totally exposed. Come kill us if you want!"
52: 2011-12-04: Dear Coke: When you've got a successful consumer scam, don't mess with it. (Coke's white cans are scrapped.) http://t.co/qFllRr9W
53: 2011-11-12: Been to Palestine. Crossed the Sinai by bus from Israel to Cairo. Even crossed the Berlin Wall. But this border here I'm not messing with.
54: 2011-11-12: It is silly to review a 3-minute song. You either like it or you don't. Don't mess it up with words.
55: 2011-11-05: RT @DanielleOlympia Occupy My Room because the whole system is messed up.
56: 2011-10-27: The main value of traveling First Class is the message to others, "I am better than you!"
57: 2011-10-16: The message of the protesters: SOMEONE must solve these problems! SOMEONE must take care of us!
58: 2011-10-14: The "psychological immune system" is a system of internal censorship that neutralizes dissenting messages before they reach ones inner core.
59: 2011-10-01: Some people want to fill the world with silly acoustic products with reproductive messages. What's wrong with that? I'd like to know.
60: 2011-09-14: RT @the_anastasia Buy the Girls of Twitter Calendar http://t.co/CiDq2Uf I'm Miss September & I approve this message. <== LOL! Too funny!
61: 2011-09-07: Video: Message from a Tribal Elder in New Mexico (parody) http://t.co/GPYUNzQ — Filmed in 2010 in this geotagged location!
62: 2011-08-03: The chief mistake of fools, throughout the generations, is to kill the messenger bearing bad news.
63: 2011-07-10: Failure ought to be a message to you: It's time to change your game plan!
64: 2011-07-04: Art is meaningless without a message, just like words are useless without something to say.
65: 2011-07-01: Depression is a messenger telling you something isn't right. Should you shoot him or listen to him?
66: 2011-06-27: Art is a medium for a message. If you don't have a message, then your art is meaningless.
67: 2011-04-02: Killing the messenger doesn't work, because the bad news is still out there and will eventually arrive by a more catastrophic route.
68: 2011-04-02: Actually killing a bad-news messenger would be uncouth, so we do what we can to discredit him instead.
69: 2011-04-02: Emotional convenience is what you need to do to defend your ego. If a messenger delivers bad news about you, kill him!
70: 2011-03-29: His Holiness travels from Walmart to Walmart, bringing a message of peace. This one: Portland, Maine (right now!) http://twitpic.com/4eh7jy
71: 2011-03-21: Art is a medium for a message, not an end in itself.
72: 2011-03-17: Fortunately the rain was light and evaporated quickly. If it was heavy I'd be a soggy mess (and my electronics would be at risk).
73: 2011-03-04: The relentless message of a jerk is, "I am better than you." This is ironic, because he usually has very little to back it up.
74: 2011-03-02: First Class is Jerk Class. People willing to pay twice as much for free drinks and a 3" wider seat. The message: "I'm better than you."
75: 2011-02-02: Message to my snowbound northern friends: I feel your pain. http://twitpic.com/3vvxhp
76: 2011-01-29: The usual message of advertising is: "Go ahead, give in to your childish impulses!"
77: 2011-01-29: Palestinian toughs. Don't mess with these guys! (Bethlehem, Dec. 24) http://twitpic.com/3ubsep
78: 2011-01-14: When deciphering a message of any kind, the envelope it came in is as telling as the message itself. Ask: Who sent this to me and why?
79: 2011-01-02: Our best videos from 2010: Please Gamble Responsibly (a message from a tribal elder in New Mexico) http://youtu.be/zGx0B01yfgs (July)
80: 2010-12-30: REPOST: Our inspirational Christmas message from Bethlehem, Palestine: GET OFF THE DAMN INTERNET! http://youtu.be/hA2RNf3QIMA (Video #24)
81: 2010-12-26: BETHLEHEM — Christmas message from the birthplace of Christ: TURN OFF THE DAMN INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING! http://youtu.be/hA2RNf3QIMA (#24)
82: 2010-12-23: Just say "No" to tattoos! They (a) deteriorate with time and (b) commit you to a message you might not always agree with.
83: 2010-12-17: Archive Video: "Message from a Tribal Elder in New Mexico" http://youtu.be/iSiNNb-MbZo Please gamble responsibly. (One of our first videos)
84: 2010-10-28: A single face-to-face meeting can sometimes accomplish more than 10,000 email messages.
85: 2010-10-27: Art is a medium for a message. If you don't have a message, it's vanity, not art.
86: 2010-10-10: The risk in rescuing someone is they come to expect it and get themselves in the same mess again.
87: 2010-10-03: When deciphering a message of any kind, the envelope it came in is as telling as the message itself.
88: 2010-09-20: The message of the Good @DalaiLama: Everyone should be nice to everyone else. The @BadDalaiLama is here to give you more useful advice.
89: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-20: RT @BadDalaiLama: The message of the Good @DalaiLama: Everyone should be nice to everyone else. The @BadDalaiLama is here to give you mo ...
90: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-14: Thousands of deaths reported across the country. Bodies piling up, too many to count. My windshield is a mess!
91: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-02: The beauty of a motel room is you can leave your clothes on the floor, mess up the bathroom and refuse to make your bed AND NO ONE GETS MAD!
92: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-31: Seriously, never mess with a Recycling Nazi. Sometimes you have to smuggle things out just to throw them away.
93: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-27: If you mess with Elvis, you're messing with people's religion.
94: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-16: The implicit message of marriage is, "I don't trust you." If your love was so secure, why would it need this public declaration?
95: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-10: Every message, if it is to be heard, must take into account the sensitivities of the audience.
96: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-14: Memphis: What's cool about Graceland is the graffiti that covers the outside walls: 100,000 messages from fans. (Closed now. Can't go in.)
97: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-11: My video: "Message from a Tribal Elder in New Mexico" http://youtu.be/zGx0B01yfgs - Please gamble responsibly.
98: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-25: New Video: Message from a Tribal Elder in New Mexico. http://bit.ly/c0w41i - 1:46 - "Remember who was here first." YouTube
99: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-09: The risk in rescuing someone is they come to expect it and get themselves in the same mess again.
100: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-27: @TheBosha "Smoking the salmon." - Don't smoke that shit, bro'! It'll mess with your mind!
101: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-23: People who believe that God is with them usually get themselves into god-awful messes.
102: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-19: When deciphering a message of any kind, the envelope it came in is as telling as the message itself. Ask: Who sent this to me and why?
103: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-11: "Shooting the messenger" is the official human sport. If a message conflicts with one's own investments, that's the easiest way.
104: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-24: I'm seeing subliminal messages and secret instructions on the Captcha words when I post a link to Facebook. Pray they don't tell me to kill!
105: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-09: "Easy Street: Your Ticket to the Good Life" (please gamble responsibly) Photo: http://bit.ly/5EyZ4E - A clash of messages?
106: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-05: I'm coming out! I had a gay affair with Tiger Woods! I have the text messages and voicemails. I'm asking $2.5 million.
107: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-25: "Buy our product!" says the company paying for the advertising. It's an obviously self-serving message, but people fall for it!
108: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-18: Wired: "Top 10 Bad Messages From Good Movies" http://bit.ly/3KHDtK - Entertaining movies can give bad advice.
109: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-25: Sure, it's easy to blame Bush for the mess in Iraq, but let's not neglect the role country music played. "I'm Proud to be an American" etc.
110: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-14: A single face-to-face meeting can sometimes accomplish more than 10,000 email messages.
111: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-07: Art is a medium for a message. If you don't have a message, all you have vanity, not art.
112: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-03: A common affliction of those who have dedicated their lives to music is that they have nothing to say. They have a medium but no message.
113: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-26: Photo Tip #9: FIND HIDDEN MESSAGES. Look for messages in the juxtaposition of objects. Change your viewpoint to bring these items together.
114: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-01: Just say "No" to tattoos! They (a) deteriorate with time and (b) commit you to a message you might not always agree with.
115: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-29: Life is like riding a roller coaster backwards. You see a "trend" behind you but not the dips and turns that will mess it up.
116: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-21: Bad faith requires lying to yourself, then more lies to cover up the original ones. Soon your brain is a mess of short circuits.
117: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-20: The essential element of any artistic medium is restriction. You are forced to condense your message into a small package.
118: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-20: The restriction on Twitter is 140 characters. On songs, it is 3-4 minutes. That's your message space.
119: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-16: I am always terrified of spelling "incompetent" wrong. ("incompetant?") It would be a brutal irony if I messed up.
120: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-14: Flight attendant hands paper towels to passenger: "You can clean up that mess yourself. I am not your keeper." Bravo, I say!
121: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-20: posting my first Twitter message. What's it good for?
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