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1: 2018-11-03: On today's menu: fear mongering with a side of race baiting.
2: 2018-05-27: Elizabeth Holmes is a pioneering role model for women in Silicon Valley, proving they can be just as ruthless and sociopathic as men.
3: 2017-10-31: If I had $1.4 million to spend on men's fashion, I wouldn't spend it on men's fashion. I'd buy a Walmart wardrobe and pocket the change.
4: 2017-07-26: Trump is giving the world a crash course in mental illness. Don't think you can reason with it, because you can't.
5: 2017-05-02: May is Mental Health Awareness Month. I assume the President will make some sort of proclamation about that. Oh wait, maybe he already has.
6: 2017-01-24: I'm not saying I'm gender biased, but Women's Marches around the world had almost no violence or vandalism for a simple reason: few men.
7: 2016-07-08: RT @washingtonpost: The men who gave us Brexit have all destroyed each other in two weeks flat https://t.co/Ws1aNSnxZQ
8: 2016-02-23: Some men are so hard to read. https://t.co/6VTHDGA33t https://t.co/aN2aiNtdNB
9: 2016-01-16: 13 Reasons Bald Men Are Sexy: https://t.co/M8vyCIc7Nw - Insightful and accurate.
10: 2015-05-03: International doesn't imply worldly. Hundreds of cultures visiting McDonald's doesn't prove the menu is diverse.
11: 2015-04-18: RT @Peripatetia: Huge UFO sighted over Mendocino, California (May 2013) #video https://t.co/H0S4uRd3j9
12: 2015-04-11: Los Angeles landmarks menaced by Star Wars Imperial forces. Two minute video: http://t.co/2p6gtQFMIZ
13: 2015-04-06: RT @WSJ: Study: People who frame events in their lives, even negative ones, in positive ways have better mental health. http://t.co/TVQQnSR…
14: 2015-03-17: New mental illness of the 21st Century: PDSD — Post Dramatic Stress Disorder, or the trauma induced by participating in a reality TV show.
15: 2015-03-17: I refuse to celebrate Women's History Month or Black History Month until there's a Men's History Month honoring misogynistic slaveowners.
16: 2015-03-12: If you are truly growing and you look back at your past, you see your own mental illness.
17: 2015-03-09: Mental illness thrives in any environment where the patient is protected from the consequences of his or her actions.
18: 2014-11-11: Russia and the Menace of Unreality - the Atlantic: http://t.co/aopJ38811m
19: 2014-10-26: Mental illness is like a relative who comes to visit then won't leave. You don't want to give him too much sympathy or he'll stay longer.
20: 2014-09-01: Thankfully, America has a social safety net for dysfunctional and mentally ill people—called prison.
21: 2014-08-28: No one remembers the Spanish-American war and the brave men who fought it. Thank you for protecting us from... the Spaniards I guess.
22: 2014-07-26: RT @rigobertomeza: Paradoja de la red de seguridad: Ofrece algún tipo de red de seguridad a alguien, y confiada, actuará de forma menos seg…
23: 2014-07-06: RT @DailyMailPics: Inside an abandoned mental asylum that officially closed in 1996 http://t.co/C88pMkULaN http://t.co/NsZPtRajUm
24: 2014-06-29: Men are 77% more likely than women to die in auto accidents. We must address this discrepancy by teaching girls to be more aggressive.
25: 2014-06-11: RT @mentalexotica: If you are waiting to be saved, it will kill you.
26: 2014-06-10: "Do not allow yourself to become an unwanted occupant of someone’s time." ~ @mentalexotica http://t.co/RfhrB8FIMy
27: 2014-06-06: “Gender is a social construction that benefits men” said the feminist, using a gender construction benefiting women. (Re: @clairlemon)
28: 2014-06-06: RT @s8mb: Fascinating! Men / women's ages vs the age of the opposite sex that looks best to them: https://t.co/E39kUmLsuE
29: 2014-06-06: It is a mental illness to treat the mentally ill with such respect that it gives them permission to be mentally ill. #codependence
30: 2014-05-26: 29 of the past 30 mass murders were committed by men. Solution: education. Girls must be taught to be more aggressive. Re: @feministabulous
31: 2014-05-21: "Men who endorse hostile sexism suffer a damaged romantic life, study finds." (Via @PsyPost) #youdontsay #clearlymoreresearchisneeded
32: 2014-05-07: Language Police: Say "women and men" not "men and women", to make up for centuries of male-dominated discrimination. #affirmativeaction
33: 2014-05-07: Good Morning America does a "Princess Bride" reunion. Actors recount their clever lines. No one mentions the man who wrote those lines.
34: 2014-02-07: Full equality will be achieved when Women's Studies and Black History Month sound as absurd as Men's Studies and White History Month
35: 2014-01-13: Keep your mind away from entertainment so you have mental bandwidth for more productive things. #mentalhygiene #stopthenoise
36: 2013-12-24: Peace On Earth, Good Will To Men... because women don't deserve any?
37: 2013-12-18: I want to join others in expressing my support for our brave men and women in uniform that has no relevance to what we were talking about.
38: 2013-12-12: Menopause is the answer. Period.
39: 2013-11-29: The past is a mental illness we wouldn't want to repeat.
40: 2013-11-26: Addicted to love? Men spritzed with oxytocin preferred their inner Romeo to their inner Lothario. LA Times: @latimes
41: 2013-11-16: RT @MailOnline: It's not just men! 50% of women regularly watch porn http://t.co/nqFbz2j6xd
42: 2013-09-23: European cut-rate airlines: a primer http://t.co/4gJbToQlS2 - Not mentioned: airBaltic, Pegasus
43: 2013-09-16: A failed romance, in retrospect, is often indistinguishable from mental illness.
44: 2013-09-05: In bad taste: Donner-Reed gummy bears or gingerbread men. (@ California Trail Interpretive Center) http://t.co/BfFHB0zASk
45: 2013-08-23: New York Times visits Rachel Nevada ==> C.I.A. Acknowledges Area 51 Exists, but What About Those Little Green Men?
46: 2013-08-22: What are "bed sheets"? ==> RT @MailOnline: Single men change their bed sheets just four times a YEAR http://t.co/rrVfjKVaFP
47: 2013-08-20: Equality of opportunity is fine, but women wouldn't want to do everything men are doing because, seriously, men are idiots.
48: 2013-07-23: It's the last time they'll try a crazy move like that! ==> "McDonald's shares fall as customers shun new healthier menu items" @DailyMailUS
49: 2013-06-29: "Men have been shown to make poor decisions in the presence of an attractive female." <== You don't say? - re @wahyuwei
50: 2013-06-05: Your restaurant has four stars from Michelin. Mine is certified compliant by the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene.
51: 2013-06-01: Mendocino Headlands, California - More photos from the Northern California coast: https://t.co/CHslUPREdu http://t.co/ep8eQVX61u
52: 2013-05-28: Mendocino Headlands (today) http://t.co/thFC3zevYU
53: 2013-05-28: Unknown family. Mendocino Headlands, California. One hour ago. http://t.co/W3AP5o8CDZ
54: 2013-05-10: On My Bucket List: Purchase a premium burger, not from the dollar menu.
55: 2013-05-06: @katebolick If you'll come to my panel "Men & Criticism". :p
56: 2013-05-06: RT @NIETZSCHESOURCE: Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. ~Blaise Pascal
57: 2013-04-15: Mental illness or demonic possession? Explain your answer.
58: 2013-04-07: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this (flood control) wall!" (Mentone, CA, yesterday) ... More: http://t.co/nRjqEVKb4N http://t.co/LMICmRXeaK
59: 2013-03-31: The sandwich men confer. (Roanoke, yesterday) ... More from Virginia: https://t.co/vW6r5oNjjK http://t.co/mcJkmKllAm
60: 2013-03-16: San Francisco: Home of the world's most colorful mental illnesses.
61: 2013-01-30: My book was mentioned today on Turkish television! (Bet that's never happened to YOU!) http://t.co/e5OQ7Jy4 http://t.co/XwuoUtxe
62: 2012-12-20: Call me a Pollyanna, but "torture scene" mentioned in reviews is pretty much a guarantee I won't see the movie.
63: 2012-12-17: Arizona town is menaced by three evil strangers with unusual weapons. My Western: "11:59 from Prescott" http://t.co/kfwPmBTJ cc @lawnrocket
64: 2012-12-17: "11:59 from Prescott" - My 2009 screenplay for a short film. Western town menaced by 3 strangers. http://t.co/dwSvHIpi http://t.co/0OeGJkTR
65: 2012-12-15: RT @HLMenckenBot: Liberty is not a thing for the great masses of men.
66: 2012-12-02: RT @KilroyCafe: Physical maturity takes 20 years, mental maturity 20 more. By the time you figure everything out, you'll be dead!
67: 2012-11-23: RT @TIME: Director Sam Mendes discusses his childhood love of Bond and how it helped him make Skyfall | http://t.co/4douKVT5
68: 2012-11-23: RT @HLMenckenBot: Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.
69: 2012-11-12: There is no difference in the jealousy of men and women, only perhaps in the modes of its expression.
70: 2012-11-12: Old men gathered in the American Heartland discussing the nation's problems. They have all the answers! http://t.co/ZcVMMksO
71: 2012-11-10: Don't blame Walmart for selling junk food. They are not the food police. The consumer chooses the menu; Walmart just displays the options.
72: 2012-11-05: RT @HLMenckenBot: There are people who read too much: the #bibliobibuli. Some are constantly drunk on books, as other men are drunk on w ...
73: 2012-10-24: Just implemented a fancy new Photo Highlights menu on my home page http://t.co/T1DzsMjk Browse around the world! http://t.co/Xak4TjUt
74: 2012-10-19: On My Bucket List: Become an academic pioneer in the field of Men's Studies, proving that my gender can be just as prissy as any other.
75: 2012-10-17: RT @ScottSaab: @BadDalaiLama Men chase women for exactly the same reasons. And like dogs, they never know what to do with them once they ...
76: 2012-10-16: The sad thing about Colombia is that every place you mention brings up memories of a violent drug cartel.
77: 2012-10-14: Our permanent tweet archive has now been outfitted with a fancy new menu system for easier access. http://t.co/o7IRdWba http://t.co/Jk3Hs4Dx
78: 2012-10-14: Just created a nifty new menu system on my home page. http://t.co/EOShaLsg - My massive oeuvre made easily accessible!
79: 2012-10-05: Men's room, Philadelphia Int'l Airport - 360° panorama - DON'T ASK ME WHY http://t.co/mJvMa4jd http://t.co/Qo3WcxcM
80: 2012-10-04: RT @MailOnline: Scientists find bald men are perceived as better leaders (and even appear taller) http://t.co/DZtlc7yg
81: 2012-10-03: Want a bunch of new (fake) followers? Just mention "weight loss" in a tweet.
82: 2012-10-03: RT @WSJ: Would you cut it at the top? Study finds men with close-cropped or shaved heads have greater leadership potential http://t.co/4 ...
83: 2012-09-22: @Kyoks1 As soon as it starts to slow down my mental capacities, I just lose interest. Sort of like trying to watch television.
84: 2012-09-11: The decline of men. http://t.co/RHdcFvzO - Is there any hope for my failing race?
85: 2012-08-20: You can't let the mental illness of others become your mental illness.
86: 2012-07-21: Women should have the same employment opportunities as men, but when you hire a pregnant executive, you wonder where her loyalties will lie.
87: 2012-05-20: Of all the mental disorders, Borderline is the most important to understand—and the most difficult. It's inside YOU!
88: 2012-05-09: An earlier Twitter rant on marriage (10/28/11) http://t.co/TlPoyYGb - All our archived tweets mentioning marriage http://t.co/IlQdz1mz
89: 2012-05-09: Gays battling for the right to marry is like men fighting for the right to wear corsets.
90: 2012-05-04: RT @brainpicker: We have 2,000 daydreams a day on average and spend ⅓ of our entire lives spinning mental stories http://t.co/YsIXQwKn
91: 2012-04-14: The Menu of Service for my flight. After $675 in taxes, the airline is getting $229 to fly me back and forth to Tokyo. http://t.co/nYhlPK9x
92: 2012-04-12: RT @bybeautydamned: For some reason Mensa members aren't smart enough to know how annoying it is to announce that you're smarter than ev ...
93: 2012-04-09: Walking into a Walmart restroom, this sign stopped me in my tracks. OMG, this can't be the men's room?! http://t.co/A8HSW1Vh
94: 2012-04-06: RT @RowdyPrimate: Every time I mention something I enjoy, some tight-ass cries "addiction!"
95: 2012-03-24: RT @philosophytweet: Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience. - George Bernard Shaw
96: 2012-03-15: RT @GreatestQuotes: "Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds." - Franklin Roosevelt
97: 2012-03-13: RT @YourAuntLola: Chasing unavailable men is Soul-Destroying, sweetie. Unless you catch one, then it's boring
98: 2012-03-11: Women are drawn to rakish, irresponsible men. #generalization #buttrue
99: 2012-03-10: If men are assholes it is because many generations of female evolutionary selection has made them that way.
100: 2012-03-10: Ladies: Men are who they are because women made them that way. You can't fault them for being cavemen if you find cavemanesque attractive.
101: 2012-03-09: RT @TIME: Listen up, men: What women really want in a relationship | http://t.co/Mhwlvmyy (via @TIMEHealthland)
102: 2012-02-26: A sensible warning I suppose, but it is posted in the MEN's restroom. (@Souplantation) http://t.co/r2NIn5QP
103: 2012-01-05: You gotta give credit to those lady sportscasters, how they can rise above gender discrimination to talk the same nonsense bullshit as men.
104: 2011-12-28: America's on the mend! ==> Shoppers return to credit to pay for holidays http://t.co/507On1Mc
105: 2011-12-14: (Real Men don't exert themselves unnecessarily. You can be fat and drink beer and still kill things.)
106: 2011-12-14: This is how Real Men hunt in Texas. Set up this friendly deer feeder, then snipe at them from the tower. Sporting! http://t.co/83hp36mU
107: 2011-12-14: For learning about addiction, mental illness, personality and human delusional systems there is no finer laboratory than a failed romance.
108: 2011-12-12: RT @MailOnline: Rocket car fulled by Coke and Mentos breaks distance record travelling 239 feet http://t.co/eHRyqpYd
109: 2011-11-29: Horrible toilet-to-patron ratio, so even the MEN have to wait! (@ Newark Liberty International Airport (EWR)) http://t.co/UF64exFD
110: 2011-11-05: "Success has made failures of many men. " - Cindy Adams via @AllGreatQuotes
111: 2011-10-08: Most romantic relationships, once they are over, are remembered as mental afflictions.
112: 2011-10-05: The mentally ill homeless who collect cans and smell bad are totally different from jet-setting homeless who sleep in airports. (Right?)
113: 2011-09-22: NEWS FLASH: Attractive men and women disable the rational part of the brain! Daily Mail: http://t.co/3xQsZlTG
114: 2011-09-02: Entertainment, like food. is dangerous in excess, leading to a crippling form of mental obesity.
115: 2011-07-13: The main burden of the mentally ill homeless is not their personal presence but all the junk they collect around them.
116: 2011-07-13: As the mind breaks down—in Alzheimer's or other mental illness—natural instincts like hoarding become more prominent.
117: 2011-07-11: It is not your place to correct someone's delusions or mental disorders. Your only goal is to change the behavior getting in your way.
118: 2011-07-10: Saturday night drag races, Terre Haute, Indiana. Where men are men and women are bored silly. http://t.co/Lj8oKkU
119: 2011-07-08: Beware of grown men who build tiny railroads in their basements.
120: 2011-07-06: RT @Kyoks1: Mantener una mentira es el mas costoso de todos los esfuerzos mentales. Via @BadDalaiLama
121: 2011-07-05: Maintaining a lie is the most costly of all mental efforts.
122: 2011-07-05: Fools know it all from the start, barging ahead without doubt. Wise men step tentatively, knowing how little they know.
123: 2011-07-02: Thanks to my policy of not mentioning Twitter on Facebook, hardly anyone there follows me here. Whew! Lucky that!
124: 2011-06-30: The way to treat your own depression is come up with your own mental strategies to manage it. Drugs can't create those strategies for you.
125: 2011-06-27: RT @CrankyPappy: Low testosterone levels in older men leads to Alzheimer's disease.
126: 2011-06-22: It is refreshing to find an English language menu in Cairo, but two of the items are a little disturbing. http://t.co/hJXGy2o
127: 2011-05-14: RT @TelegraphNews: Roswell: 'a Soviet plot to create US panic involving a stealth plane piloted by Dr Joseph Mengele' http://tgr.ph/lYlech
128: 2011-05-14: A manly man's place for real men. Better than any strip club! http://t.co/TNyXEqT
129: 2011-04-23: RT @Sports_Greats: Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records. -William Arthur Ward
130: 2011-04-03: Lord, protect us all from the ambitious schemes of young men.
131: 2011-03-20: Same dollar menu as the mainland—a rare bargain on Kauai! (@ McDonalds Lihue) http://4sq.com/gcPnO7
132: 2011-03-20: Choosing carefully from the Value Menu. (@ Burger King) http://4sq.com/gh4e86
133: 2011-03-18: Love, once it ends, seems shockingly like a mental disorder.
134: 2011-03-15: RT @Kyoks1: no hay ejemplos en el mundo de educacion formal en creatividad (mencionen una!), se pueden enseñar tecnicas solamente. via @ ...
135: 2011-03-13: Insanity is more than what's in the DSM. It's insane to follow a delusion that damages your life, but that's not a mental disorder.
136: 2011-03-12: Men seek superior health and childbearing ability. Women seek a strong protector. These agendas are encoded in modern sexual preference.
137: 2011-03-12: Men are drawn to a pretty face and body, women to displayed dominance behaviors. Both are destined to disappointment in the long run.
138: 2011-03-12: Women are drawn to men with high self-confidence, openly and aggressively displayed—even if that self-confidence has little to back it up.
139: 2011-03-12: Women expect and demand a certain level of aggression in men. The sensitive and sensual ones don't attract. You made us what we are, ladies!
140: 2011-03-10: Men blame women for the failure of love and vice-versa, but, honestly, in what other relationship do you have such unrealistic expectations?
141: 2011-03-10: As perfidious as men may be, our existence proves that they usually come back to the nest, bearing food.
142: 2011-03-04: The men who shape technology—from Edison to Zuckerburg—are retards personally. We can use their tools, but we don't need to be like them.
143: 2011-03-02: If men are assholes, evolutionary selection by woman made them that way. Your maternal ancestors must have fallen for that shit.
144: 2011-02-27: Borderline is the most enlightening mental disorder. You need some maturity to understand it and see its effects in your own life.
145: 2011-02-16: @angusbatey "Pizza... Da Michele, Via Sersale 13. Only 2 items on menu, but will be among best meals of yr life." <== As you wish, sir!
146: 2011-02-07: The big green field has lots of white stripes, and every stripe has a number. The men also have numbers. I like numbers!
147: 2011-02-05: Men and women have different genetic predispositions. Don't pre-judge, but also don't be surprised if they choose different activities.
148: 2011-02-04: Learned a new word today! (Now must use it in casual conversation.) ==> RT @Krystelisms Apodyopsis—n. the act of mentally undressing someone
149: 2011-02-02: The teenage homeless are hidden, because they're not mentally ill or obvious on the street. Couch surfing is a common survival mechanism.
150: 2011-02-02: The teenage homeless and adult homeless are two different populations. With teens, it's a family problem. With adults, it's mental illness.
151: 2011-02-02: @michellenassau "Try NYC streets you homeless..." <== If you're going to be homeless, go south! Doing it in NYC is pure mental illness!
152: 2011-01-31: It is the genetic nature of men to collect arcane technical minutia. So let 'em! There are more holistic things you can do with your time.
153: 2011-01-27: @lolahayes What is called "homelessness" in America isn't a lodging problem; it's a spectrum of mental health issues.
154: 2011-01-24: If women have been abused throughout history, so have men. I think we can agree in general terms that history sucked for almost everyone.
155: 2011-01-23: Men want women with some strategic lipid reserves to prove their fitness for childbearing—hence, the allure of the breasts.
156: 2011-01-21: The solution to America's Douchebag Crisis is giving more young men ungodly amounts of money and obscene success they don't deserve.
157: 2011-01-09: Women's Studies are a crock! Doesn't it just say, "We need to be treated differently"? How about Men's Studies for prissy male academics?
158: 2011-01-08: "It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims."—Aristotle (@philoquotes) <== But middle aged men can, if they got some street cred.
159: 2011-01-01: On today's menu: bittersweet regret with a touch of self-pity, on the rocks!
160: 2010-12-27: I'm sure this is a respectable dental practice, but it just can't shake the Mengele connection. Photo: http://j.mp/hgWlgD (Bethlehem)
161: 2010-12-25: Christmas morning in Jerusalem! Weird dreams last night. Men in funny hats are chasing me for not keeping Shabbat. Also Area 51 security.
162: 2010-12-13: For learning about philosophy, personality, mental illness and human delusional systems there is no finer laboratory than a failed romance.
163: 2010-12-04: "It is surprising what a man can do when he has to, and how little most men will do when they don't have to." Walter Linn
164: 2010-11-28: RT @philosophytweet: Fame has also this great drawback, that if we pursue it, we must direct our lives so as to please the fancy of men. ...
165: 2010-11-20: The most destructive drugs are not narcotics but mindless entertainments that squander our mental resources.
166: 2010-10-11: Many of the beliefs that are presented as spiritual are really a mask for mental illness.
167: 2010-09-24: Men are judged great by history not for their accomplishments but for their ability to produce memorable Twitter-size quotes.
168: KilroyCafe: 2011-01-02: Personal grooming tip for men: If you learn to use a cordless electric razor, your travel and lifestyle options increase greatly.
169: KilroyCafe: 2010-11-12: Gates, Jobs, Bezos, Zuckerberg: single-minded men of vision who built our Brave New World. Thank you for selling your souls to serve us!
170: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-24: RT @BadDalaiLama: Men are judged great by history not for their accomplishments but for their ability to produce memorable Twitter-size ...
171: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-27: It's impossible for me to mention Transylvania without pronouncing my w's as v's and expressing my fervent desire to ingest your hemoglobin.
172: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-28: Why do men walk with elbows turned outward while women walk with elbows inward? (Try it!)
173: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-28: Wise men are forced to speak in riddles because some truths can only be learned by working them out yourself.
174: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-19: Physical maturity takes 20 years, mental maturity 20 more. By the time you figure everything out, you'll be dead!
175: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-15: Stupid people aren't just boring but dangerous, because when under pressure they don't have the mental discipline to avoid paranoia.
176: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-12: Men are judged great by history based not on their accomplishments but on their ability to produce memorable Twitter-sized quotes.
177: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-03: My new philosophy essay: "Fundamentals of Mental Nutrition" http://bit.ly/cPZvsn - If you value your mind, don't feed it junk!
178: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-12: New Clue on why Van Gogh Cut off his ear: http://bit.ly/7WdARu (RT @tammyphinney) - But shouldn't we also discuss his mental health?
179: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-03: "When the illusion of prayer disappears we become men and women of action." @almightygod
180: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-15: I want to take this opportunity to express my facile and irrelevant support for our brave military men and women stationed overseas.
181: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-10: The US economy lost virtually no jobs in November! This suggests the overall economy is on the mend (even if it sucks where you are).
182: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-28: Many of the beliefs that are presented as "New Age" are really a mask for mental illness.
183: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-27: Security in Israel is everywhere - bag searches and young men with big guns - but it's sloppy and haphazard, more for show than anything,
184: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-21: Real men don't use sunscreen. A simple hat will do.
185: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-30: "Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it." - Helen Keller
186: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-13: What men want, I conclude from internet porn, is straight sex. No foreplay, no relationship, just pure insemination of anything pretty.
187: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-30: When you get used to jetlag, you can easily wake and sleep anytime, but If you fail to get enough sleep, your mental processes deteriorate.
188: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-05: And so the evil men pillaged and plundered, and with their ill-gotten gains they built great universities like Yale, Harvard and Princeton.
189: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-14: Let us never forget those millions of men and women who gave their lives, at starvation wages, to defend our Always Low Prices.
190: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-14: When not just any caffeine delivery system will do, you need Pepsi Max "The first diet cola for men." Alas, it's totally gay!
191: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-11: "Note to damsels: stay away from men with handlebar moustaches; I am so sick of having to untie you from railroad tracks." @michaelianblack
192: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-11: "Packratting" is the human tendency to stockpile resources even when they are not realistically needed. With mental illness, it gets worse.
193: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-28: "It is surprising what a man can do when he has to, and how little most men will do when they don’t have to." Walter Linn, via @variouscool
194: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-26: DSM, the mental illness bible, is being revised. LA Times http://bit.ly/4to2c - Always fascinating reading. More fun than Scientology!
195: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-25: "Folie à Deux" is a mental illness shared by two or more people. My 2007 philosophy essay: http://bit.ly/RZcpt - More common than it seems!
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