Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "kill"

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1: 2018-09-18: As a "00" agent for Her Majesty's Secret Service, I am licensed to kill and entrusted with thwarting evil masterminds bent on world domination. I have taken no action on Trump because he is no mastermind. Given time, he will self-destruct with no intervention from me.
2: 2018-05-12: Breaking: Quaker Oats man exposed as cereal killer.
3: 2018-04-14: Who killed Art Bell?
4: 2018-01-24: Pot won’t kill you. It’s worse than that. It makes you boring and irrelevant.
5: 2018-01-24: Man dies in GoPro incident. Women perishes taking waterfall selfie. Murderer implicates self in Facebook post. Social media can kill!
6: 2017-12-20: True Confession: Possessed by Bob, I killed Laura Palmer. That was a long time ago. I assume it won’t prevent me from running for Congress as a Republican.
7: 2017-11-11: Expanding to 280 characters has totally killed Trump's Twitter game.
8: 2017-08-03: When he loses his White House job, Stephen Miller could have a bright career in Hollywood playing a psychopathic killers.
9: 2017-03-18: @BadDalaiLama If SPECTRE doesn't kill you, wrinkles will.
10: 2017-03-14: DONALD TRUMP KILLED MY IMAGINARY PLAYMATE. Bad (or sick) guy.
11: 2016-08-30: Who killed Mama Cass? Colonel Sanders? Aunt Jemima? Betty Crocker?
12: 2016-07-26: That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger – or just cripples you for life.
13: 2016-07-02: RT @TIME: 1 word that immediately kills your credibility
14: 2016-04-29: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger unless it cripples you for life.
15: 2015-11-27: There ought to be a Catholic college called Saint Thomas Francis University. Few would enroll, but they'd make a killing on the logo items.
16: 2015-09-19: The Crystal Wall of Death moved east across America. Thousands killed. At times I would stop, admire the carnage and clean the windshield.
17: 2015-05-11: The paradox of the suicidal: willing to kill themselves but not willing to make life changes short of that.
18: 2015-04-14: History was great—if you disregard the killings, discrimination, crude medicine, short lives, entrenched classes and brutal work conditions.
19: 2015-04-13: Statistics are uncertain at the moment but are certain to kill you in the end.
20: 2015-03-26: Saw a movie. It was preposterous. Explosions. CG FX. Exploding heads. 1000s killed. World nearly destroyed then saved. Kinda fun. #Kingsmen
21: 2015-03-25: Paranoia assures that we will never get more than what we secretly think we deserve. If better things find us, we will kill them.
22: 2015-03-01: Who could be killing Russian opposition leaders? I bet it's other Russian opposition leaders! That's why we can't let them out of prison.
23: 2015-02-11: There are no atheist terrorists. Okay, a few atheist murderers, but they don't kill many. Except Stalin. Oh, never mind.
24: 2015-02-11: A Hate Crime is when you kill someone because of Hate, not just hate. It's a bigger kind of Hate making them a Deader kind of dead.
25: 2015-01-19: RT @VeryShortStory: Monday crept over Jack, killing his mood. The weekend had been great. He'd partied like there was no tomorrow, but unfo…
26: 2014-12-20: A moment of silence, please, for all the brave young man and women of our country killed or wounded while performing for the GoPro camera.
27: 2014-12-07: RT @KilroyCafe: Excellent! I have Bond in custody. I plan to kill him, but before I do I think I'll reveal to him my evil plan. What can po…
28: 2014-11-08: Time kills first those with nothing to live for.
29: 2014-09-19: RT @TheTweetOfGod: I am God. I had a son. He was also Me. He was a man, though. I had him killed. He came back. I did it to save you from h…
30: 2014-09-01: Killing someone is not the same as declining to save them.
31: 2014-07-23: RT @TheTweetOfGod: What happens after you die? I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
32: 2014-07-01: RT @Peripatetia: My 2010 photo of the bridge in Sarajevo where Archduke Ferdinand was killed 100 years ago. http://…
33: 2014-06-29: The surest way to screw up your life is to take advice from popular music. And country music will probably kill you!
34: 2014-06-22: Yogi, had he been a real bear, would have been put down long ago. In real life, being "smarter than your average bear" just gets you killed.
35: 2014-06-17: The Canadian serial killer was very sweet. He apologized to his victims before eating them.
36: 2014-06-11: RT @mentalexotica: If you are waiting to be saved, it will kill you.
37: 2014-05-17: Every time I take a shower, my microbiome cries out, "Oh no, you're killing us!"
38: 2014-05-16: In the deserts outside LA where the killers bury the bodies. Dig 'em boys, dig 'em deep!
39: 2014-05-13: "Thanking God for sparing you in a natural disaster is like sending a thank-you note to a serial killer for stabbing the family next door."
40: 2014-04-05: Love is like a butterfly, beautiful in the wild, but if you try to pin it down forever you may end up killing it.
41: 2014-03-20: "If you leave me, I'll kill myself," said the manipulator to their victim.
42: 2014-03-17: If Russia imposes the same draconian visa restrictions on Crimea as the rest of Russia, it will kill the tourist industry there.
43: 2014-03-04: More people are killed each year by falling coconuts than by shark attacks, which only emphasizes the vicious nature of the coconut.
44: 2014-02-19: RT @TheTweetOfGod: Stop focusing on tiny made-up reasons to kill each other and start focusing on the enormous actual things that will kill
45: 2014-02-18: States are having difficulty finding execution drugs. Logical solution: They've got prisons full of killers. Put 'em to work!
46: 2014-01-26: Someday I'll be a real man—follow sports, learn to fish, kill things in a manly way. For now, I can only dream.
47: 2014-01-05: "That which does not kill me makes me stronger." - Corollary: Education must be sub-fatal to be effective.
48: 2013-12-27: Guns don't kill people.
49: 2013-12-24: As a conspiracy researcher, I don't believe any lone killer acted alone. I believe he had help, on the inside, at the highest levels.
50: 2013-12-11: More people are killed by falling coconuts than by shark attacks, which only proves the vicious and unpredictable nature of the coconut.
51: 2013-12-01: Fun Fact: The 1918 Spanish Flu pandemic killed 3-5% of the world's population, far more than WWI.
52: 2013-10-17: Your family is like HAL 9000. You need them for life support, but you have to disable the crazy parts so they don't kill you.
53: 2013-10-15: What happens to the 1% that aren't killed? Don't they just reproduce and make stronger germs?
54: 2013-10-06: Youth is the time to get stupidity out of your system. Just hope it don't kill you.
55: 2013-09-28: Vultures on the highway feeding on dead vultures killed by traffic while feeding on dead vultures. #escheresque #iInfiniterecursion
56: 2013-09-17: I am willing to kill over Kant myself. I call him "Can't", because everything is impossible under his doctrine. Re: @AllenStairs
57: 2013-09-11: You don't see much of Hello Kitty anymore after the sex and doping scandals killed all her endorsement deals.
58: 2013-08-21: Every time I take a shower, my microbiome cries, "Oh no, dear God, no! You're killing us!"
59: 2013-08-21: Big Oil killed the dinosaurs. BP, Exxon, I'm looking at you. There's blood on your hands. Black blood.
60: 2013-07-27: RT @MailOnline: REVEALED: The REAL killer doctor who inspired cannibal Hannibal Lecter
61: 2013-07-23: @BadDalaiLama The app is free but extorts huge sums from you to not post tweets that could get you fired or kill your political career.
62: 2013-07-15: Evolution works by killing off the dumbest ones, but this may take many generations so in the meantime you'll just have to avoid them.
63: 2013-07-05: Giving a teenager their own car is like giving them a gun to kill themselves with.
64: 2013-06-27: Snowden—You're playing with the big boys now. These people don't mess around. They can kill you or worse. They can take away your Internet!
65: 2013-06-04: Taksim Square protests: 2 killed, hundreds injured or arrested. That's still pretty safe for demonstrations of 100,000+! re @BadDalaiLama
66: 2013-05-31: Spurned suitor stages kidnapping so he can rescue her and be a hero. Accidentally kills her. #justnotthinkingclearly
67: 2013-05-22: If God had intended us to have ethanol in our gasoline, he would not have killed the dinosaurs.
68: 2013-05-11: Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter— When he was alive, you didn't know which dangerous animal would kill him. You only knew that one would.
69: 2013-05-07: Prosperity kills! It lures people into unnecessary commitments that drown them when the prosperity ends.
70: 2013-04-21: If you kill "99.99% of germs", what happens to the 0.01% that survive? Don't they breed and create stronger germs?
71: 2013-04-18: > SELECT the part of your brain where terrorists, shooters and serial killers are stored
72: 2013-04-16: Kill a prosecutor? That's a frying offense in Texas. Kill two prosecutors? They fry you twice!
73: 2013-04-14: RT @AngryDalaiLama: If you have love and compassion towards all living beings, you're going to get fucking killed out there.
74: 2013-04-11: That which does not kill you makes you stronger. Just the same, I would rather get stronger without the near-death experiences.
75: 2013-04-07: What's the best way to kill mice—traditional instant death (right) or glue their little feet and make 'em die slow?
76: 2013-03-31: For a healthy immune system, avoid any product that claims to kill germs. That's your body's job. It won't work without regular exercise.
77: 2013-03-17: RT @MailOnline: BREAKING NEWS: Homeless man accused of killing Sarai Sierra in Istanbul is caught
78: 2013-03-15: Celebrity gets a rare disease, becomes spokesman for it, takes attention and funding away from diseases that kill more people.
79: 2013-02-14: Not a gun proponent, but the stats don't upset me: 9,000 killed by guns of 313 million in US. No one cares about a disease killing that few.
80: 2013-02-10: @lawnrocket That's freaky. I guess video games have potential, but the core young male audience just wants to KILL ALIENS.
81: 2013-02-09: Christianity kills curiosity.
82: 2013-02-07: Who killed Laura Palmer? 20+ years later, here is the real Twin Peaks (my photos from 2009)
83: 2013-01-29: Cancer does not have to be cured. We just have to survive it long enough for something else to kill us.
84: 2013-01-29: Longevity means keeping all the preventable illnesses and accidents at bay until the non-preventable ones kill you.
85: 2013-01-12: The aim of paranoia is to kill the messenger before he has a chance to deliver bad news.
86: 2013-01-11: Nature, left to its own devices, likes to kill things.
87: 2013-01-09: @EkDoTween Best way to boost your immune system: Live in India where it gets lots of exercise. What does not kill you makes you stronger!
88: 2013-01-07: Valentines Day means killing the one you love with fructose.
89: 2012-12-30: Passive-aggressive chess usually ends with, "Fine, take my queen. I'm too stupid to play this game. Maybe I'll just kill myself."
90: 2012-12-27: Theme song of Canadian serial killers: "Stalking in a Winter Wonderland".
91: 2012-12-23: MRT @MailOnline Suicide nurse tried to kill herself TWICE before <== So the DJs were just the trigger, not the cause.
92: 2012-12-20: @lawnrocket Nasty Hobbitses killed Bin Laden?
93: 2012-12-17: @bobbyislewis Welcome to the 21st Century! Glenn Campbell, ex-Area 51 now following you! (although you killed me off in the screenplay)
94: 2012-12-15: This Walmart alone probably has enough ammo to kill 100,000. (cc @BadDalaiLama)
95: 2012-12-13: All great art is an individual effort: the artist alone in his room. The surest way to kill it is to make it democratic.
96: 2012-12-10: RT @MailOnline: Australian police warn Apple maps 'could kill' after users looking for city are directed to barren outback ...
97: 2012-12-06: RT @MailOnline: Pea souper that killed 12,000: So black you couldn't see the screen in cinemas. So suffocatingly lethal they ran... http ...
98: 2012-11-11: Narcissism is cluelessness, not self love. Blind to needs beyond their own, narcissists easily fall for cons and kill good relationships.
99: 2012-11-10: The danger in letting trivial risks rule your life is they distract you from the big risks that are far more likely to kill you.
100: 2012-10-29: @BadDalaiLama Most Europeans would kill for prices this low!
101: 2012-10-28: If a product claims to kill 99.99% of germs, isn't it just breeding stronger germs? (the 0.01% that survive) Cc: @noahWG
102: 2012-10-25: You may look at Mickey Mouse and see a lovable cartoon character. I see a stone-cold killer. #disneyconspiracy
103: 2012-10-25: Conspiracy theory: Jim Henson was poisoned by Mickey Mouse when he tried to cancel Disney Muppet deal. BTW: The same mouse killed Kennedy.
104: 2012-10-15: @KelleyLPhoto Baby killer!
105: 2012-10-15: Where do the Oompah-Loompahs go when he kills 'em with all the fish pee in Maine? Decay has turned this town. —
106: 2012-10-08: When driving at night in moose country, adopt a "moose killer" for protection. Follow an 18-wheeler and hope he kills 'em for you.
107: 2012-09-13: A measure of ones character is at what episode one stopped caring who killed Laura Palmer.
108: 2012-08-28: RT @TelegraphWorld: Prankster dressed as Bigfoot killed trying to provoke sightings
109: 2012-08-26: A society of lesbian vegetarians would soon be overrun by... SPIDERS!!! OMG KILL IT SOMEBODY SAVE US WHAT HAVE WE DONE!
110: 2012-08-15: RT @MailOnline: Mystery of dozens of dead birds falling from sky in New Jersey solved as officials say farmer killed them on purpose htt ...
111: 2012-07-26: RT @LIFECOACHERS: The etymology of "children" is "chil" and "dren" which comes from the old Norse and means "Killers of Dreams."
112: 2012-07-06: Killing things isn't just for boys anymore. Girls like it, too!
113: 2012-07-06: There's nothing that makes you feel more like a man than going out in your SUV with a high-powered rifle and killing defenseless wildlife.
114: 2012-07-05: If assassins from the future were sent into the 20th Century to save the planet, would they kill Hitler, Stalin or Einstein?
115: 2012-06-15: Sometimes, the executioner gives you fair warning: "I am going to kill you." All you need is the courage to walk away.
116: 2012-06-08: If James Dean were alive today, he'd be dead on Highway 58 between Barstow and Kramer Junction. Whew! Killer road at night!
117: 2012-06-07: Bureaucracy killed the Roman Empire. It was entombed by its own regulations and commitments. Like California.
118: 2012-06-04: RT @ShitYoungPplSay What doesn't kill me makes me stronger. <== What doesn't kill you can still cripple you for the rest of your life.
119: 2012-06-02: The paradox of abundance is that you overindulge and it kills you.
120: 2012-06-02: In the Bible, God told man to go forth and multiply, but He also killed off most of those babies in childhood. What is Your will now, God?
121: 2012-06-02: Lysol is killing your immune system.
122: 2012-05-28: It's not like Walmart killed off Norman Rockwell. He died long ago. Rural shopping B.W. generally sucked.
123: 2012-05-28: Curiosity doesn't kill cats; lack of curiosity does. If you don't look below the surface of your environment, it will get you!
124: 2012-05-14: Evangelical suspicion of Mormonism has already killed Romney. Now we're just watching the train wreck unfold.
125: 2012-05-14: .@Schmoodles Every time you tweet something meaningful instead of sex jokes, you lose followers, but think of it as "killing germs".
126: 2012-05-05: Should society go easier on people who kill for non-racial reasons?
127: 2012-05-05: RT @bprabawabr: @BadDalaiLama nah, killing can be just business.
128: 2012-05-05: "Transgender woman killed in possible hate crime" <== Doesn't "killed" imply hate? Does it really matter what kind of hate it was?
129: 2012-05-02: If you killed all animals that transmit diseases to humans, you'd have to kill humans too because they're the worst offenders.
130: 2012-04-27: You know that Beatles song about the serial killer? Maxwell's Silver Hammer. Appalling. There should be more songs like that.
131: 2012-04-26: Never visit a place where the underclass will kill you if you wander into the wrong neighborhood.
132: 2012-04-20: @Kyoks1 Cooking changes the chemical composition of food and kills bacteria. How the food is served after cooking does not change nutrition.
133: 2012-04-19: The main function of boys is to kill spiders for girls, but only after scaring girls with them until they go "Eeeek!" #genderexplained
134: 2012-04-17: On My Bucket List: Kill it at karaoke. (@ Fiesta International Karaoke) [pic]:
135: 2012-04-12: Full burka in Atlanta. Wearer speaks in a native Georgia accent. That think must be a killer in the summer!
136: 2012-03-28: Luxury kills brain cells.
137: 2012-03-21: Too much of a good thing can kill you, but it usually does it slowly.
138: 2012-03-07: Case Study: You caused an accident. Someone was killed. Should you ring the family's doorbell and apologize? It may not always be best.
139: 2012-02-21: "Glenn, you're killing me! I spend more time looking at your pix than anything else on FB. This album is brilliant!"
140: 2012-02-05: RT @CandyCrisis: What doesn't kill you makes you older.
141: 2012-01-24: When will killers learn the ABCs of body disposal? Do your homework, pay attention, did 'em deep!
142: 2012-01-21: Twin Peaks fun fact: Killer BOB was a production set dresser who happened to catch David Lynch's attention:
143: 2012-01-14: Beauty, once captured, is killed.
144: 2012-01-09: Is romance the killer of creativity or an aid to it? It's a matter of choice.
145: 2011-12-24: Time is not for killing.
146: 2011-12-16: The guillotine was a vast improvement over the previous method of execution, the Breaking Wheel. Now killing was easier, more antiseptic.
147: 2011-12-14: It seems to me that if you enjoyed killing things—as hunters evidently do—you would want those things to put up a decent fight.
148: 2011-12-14: (Real Men don't exert themselves unnecessarily. You can be fat and drink beer and still kill things.)
149: 2011-12-07: Books — when you have 10-20 hours to kill and nothing better to use them for. Great for prisoners and shut-ins, like television with words!
150: 2011-12-06: When you discover a habitable planet, you should send them a message: "Hey, we're over here, totally exposed. Come kill us if you want!"
151: 2011-12-01: Curiosity killed Schrödinger's cat.
152: 2011-10-31: From time to time, everyone needs a reboot. Kill all apps. Clear memory. Restart.
153: 2011-10-24: Careless consumers killed Billy Mays! If they hadn't bought his products he couldn't have afforded the cocaine that did him in.
154: 2011-09-09: We must never forget the Rural Purge of 1971. They killed everything with a tree in it.
155: 2011-09-05: What really killed Steve Irwin was his need for attention. It propelled him forward until SOME animal got him.
156: 2011-08-04: Paper or plastic? Paper is biodegradable but kills trees. Plastic is non-biodegradable but uses less landfill space. OH GOD I CAN'T DECIDE!
157: 2011-08-03: The chief mistake of fools, throughout the generations, is to kill the messenger bearing bad news.
158: 2011-07-24: BDL Psychic Prediction: Within the next few months, there will be a major disaster, killing hundreds if not thousands. #duh
159: 2011-07-16: Imprisoned serial killers get all the girls. They are the perfect romantic combination of danger and inaccessibility.
160: 2011-07-14: Q: If you could go back to the year 2000 and kill some villain before he did any damage, who would it be? A: Ralph Nader.
161: 2011-07-10: Playing dead during a bear attack neglects one fact of nature: Once a bear kills something it usually eats it.
162: 2011-06-10: What is your best defense against tornados, sharks, airplane crashes, serial killers and terrorist attacks? Statistics!
163: 2011-05-14: RT @HuffingtonPost: Disney trademarks name of Navy unit that killed bin Laden
164: 2011-05-05: What are you doing with your cognitive resources? Are you putting them to good use or just killing time?
165: 2011-04-08: The guy who "made a killing in the stock market" is as rare and mythical as the slot machine winner.
166: 2011-04-05: Whenever I hear of the Israeli army killing civilians in some botched operation, I think, "That's what happens when you give guns to teens."
167: 2011-04-02: Killing the messenger doesn't work, because the bad news is still out there and will eventually arrive by a more catastrophic route.
168: 2011-04-02: Turning your opponent into a monster doesn't mean you want to kill him. You just want people to see that you're better by comparison.
169: 2011-04-02: Every superhero needs a supervillain to define him, and vice versa, so when the opportunity comes to kill each other, they won't do it.
170: 2011-04-02: Actually killing a bad-news messenger would be uncouth, so we do what we can to discredit him instead.
171: 2011-04-02: Emotional convenience is what you need to do to defend your ego. If a messenger delivers bad news about you, kill him!
172: 2011-03-31: What makes smoking deaths different from genocide? Something to do with free will. Also, genocide kills 'em a lot faster.
173: 2011-03-31: The greatest mass murderer in history? Sir Walter Raleigh. Beats Hitler by a long shot! He still kills over five million EACH YEAR.
174: 2011-03-31: Life in prison for rape? Sounds good, except aren't you just encouraging the offender to kill his witness?
175: 2011-03-28: She wanted to kill herself, to bleed slowly to death from the wrists, but she couldn't find a clean knife.
176: 2011-03-28: When you talk with a suicidal person about their problems, every attempt at reason is headed off. Soon, you'll want to kill them first!
177: 2011-03-23: Many an epitaph should read: "He obsessed over trivial risks but overlooked the one that killed him."
178: 2011-03-09: That which does not kill you makes you stronger. But still, I'd rather get stronger without the near-death experiences!
179: 2011-03-05: Trying to capture love with marriage is like displaying a wild animal on your wall. As soon as you've nailed it down, you've killed it. {..}
180: 2011-03-04: A jerk is a milder form of sociopath. He probably won't kill you, but he'll plough over your feelings.
181: 2011-03-02: RT @georgiatriallaw: @BadDalailama is killing me this morning. Spiritual gemstones from the master. #winning
182: 2011-03-02: Maybe you can travel back in time, but you can't kill your grandfather. via @NewMindMirror
183: 2011-02-27: Consider the imprisoned serial killer: the perfect romantic partner! Exciting, dangerous, inaccessible, and he won't shatter your fantasies.
184: 2011-02-25: Germs are good! (reducing asthma in children, LA Times) - So why must we kill them? Can't we all just get along?
185: 2011-02-21: @lolahayes: RT @s_h_r_i_n_e: danger is created by safes <== Especially those from the Acme Corp. deployed by coyotes to kill roadrunners.
186: 2011-02-12: @TheBosha cc @tammyphinney Canadians don't kill each other, but they're big into property crime, thanks to DRUGS FROM AMERICA.
187: 2011-02-10: Mammals have two modes of aggression: Attack to kill, and "just playing". (See Twitvid video.) The latter is practice, used with siblings.
188: 2011-02-07: Thanks to smartphones, we can now kill time more efficiently than ever before. Time doesn't stand a chance!
189: 2011-01-31: Nature favors a robust jealousy response, but not on equal terms. via @noahWG robust = "Gonna kill that motherf*cker!"
190: 2011-01-26: @lolahayes "Joining the Lepidopterists' Society" <== Is that really the way you choose to live—to preserve beauty by killing it?
191: 2011-01-16: AD 2025—I am alone on this planet except for the zombies. The virus has killed everyone with a brain. Note to self: Buy shotgun at Walmart.
192: 2011-01-15: The best way to kill love is call it "forever".
193: 2011-01-02: It is the nature of youth to experiment with excess. If life doesn't kill them for it, they'll learn moderation with time.
194: 2010-12-31: You can't prove love by killing freedom.
195: 2010-12-30: @chachiTHEgr8 "I liked u better when u were mysterious... Kinda killed it when u geotagged tweets" <== A deliberate choice to exist.
196: 2010-12-20: Trying to capture love with marriage is like displaying a wild animal on your wall. As soon as you have nailed it down, you've killed it.
197: 2010-12-17: When a product promises to "kill 99.9% of germs", it is really breeding stronger germs (the 0.1% that survive).
198: 2010-12-11: RT @AngryDalaiLama: If you have love and compassion towards all living beings, you're going to get fucking killed out there.
199: 2010-12-11: Sadists and serial killers are seeking acknowledgment. Turns out, people will pay more attention to you if you're killing them.
200: 2010-11-27: No one wants to kill pets, but if the shelter doesn't do it, the system will collapse and all the animals will suffer.
201: 2010-11-07: Rape may be a terrible crime, but if the punishment is close to that of murder, you are only encouraging the rapist to kill the witness.
202: 2010-10-31: The convicted murderer died in his sleep before he could be executed, robbing society of the satisfaction of killing him.
203: 2010-10-31: RT @AngryDalaiLama: If you have love and compassion towards all living beings, you're going to get fucking killed out there.
204: 2010-10-06: Trying to capture love with marriage is like displaying a wild animal on your wall. As soon as you have nailed it down, you've killed it.
205: 2010-09-24: Serial killers get the last laugh because even if they kill 20 people they get punished the same as for one. All the rest are free!
206: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-24: RT @BadDalaiLama: Serial killers get the last laugh because even if they kill 20 people they get punished the same as for one. All the r ...
207: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-14: The manly thing to do is get a high-powered rifle with a night-vision spotting scope, go out in the woods in your SUV and kill things.
208: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-13: What kills people in downturn is all the obligations they accumulated in the boom times.
209: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-04: The time has come to kill the letter "X". It has no sound of its own and only serves pornographers. XXX will mark the spot we buried it.
210: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-25: After WWII, there were still some old Nazis who believed in the cause. The only thing to do with these people is let time kill them off.
211: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-15: Isn't it pointless to charge someone with capital murder but put him on suicide watch if he tries to kill himself?
212: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-08: RT @TheBosha: Fun Tweetup with @kilroycafe. Not as crazy as he looks, but if I told you more I'd have to kill you. http://twitpic.c ...
213: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-23: Adolf Hitler or Sir Walter Raleigh — in the long run, who killed more people?
214: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-19: If you're going to kill someone, be sure to leave a complete record via texts, Facebook, Twitter: via @HuffingtonPost
215: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-14: "Adulthood is right around the coroner." @Just_Alison - Yup, just as you start to figure things out, life starts trying to kill you.
216: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-26: A "no kill" animal shelter sounds noble until the numbers saved exceed the available resources, then all must suffer and none are saved.
217: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-28: With all the noble causes in this world, why would one dedicate ones life to a certain killer breed of dog? Because one is already invested!
218: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-12: Trying to capture love with marriage is like displaying a wild animal on your wall. As soon as you have nailed it down, you've killed it.
219: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-15: The less someone has, the more jealous he is of guarding it, down to the homeless guy who will kill you to protect his tin cans.
220: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-22: Excellent! I have Bond in custody. I plan to kill him, but before I do I think I'll reveal to him my evil plan. What can possibly go wrong?
221: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-13: Harsh sentencing may actually encourage murder. If you rape someone you might as well kill them because the punishment isn't much different.
222: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-13: Serial killers always get the last laugh, because even if they kill 20 people, they get punished the same as for one. All the rest are free!
223: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-12: I have an irrational fear of heights, guns and large wild animals — you know, things that can kill me.
224: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-01: Curiosity is risky. It "killed the cat". The benefit lies in discovering new tools you wouldn't have known about otherwise.
225: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-19: I'm afraid of heights. Also guns, knives, vicious animals, auto accidents, cancer, heart disease, stroke - you know, stuff that can kill me.
226: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-10: Mistakes are a necessary part of learning. Unfortunately, some of those mistakes can kill you or suck up decades of your life. Sad lesson.
227: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-24: So if a disinfectant claims to kill "99.99% of germs", what happens next? The remaining .01% reproduce and BREED STRONGER GERMS!
228: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-24: I'm seeing subliminal messages and secret instructions on the Captcha words when I post a link to Facebook. Pray they don't tell me to kill!
229: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-16: You killed that tree! You didn't do it personally, but it died for you. Is that the kind of Christmas you practice -- a Christmas of DEATH?!
230: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-06: The Ft. Hood rampage illustrates what I've been saying all along: The real killer isn't stress but stress counselors!
231: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-25: Emotional neediness may provide motivation but it kills creative detachment. You are most creative when you need nothing.
232: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-11: "Don't eat anything you aren't willing to kill yourself." -- Lorene Lavora, via NY Times food rules
233: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-03: "Old people" are just killing time 'til time gets around to killing them. Not a dignified ending.
234: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-01: The convicted murderer died in his sleep before he could be executed, robbing society of the satisfaction of killing him.
235: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-16: It is the nature of youth to experiment with excess. If it doesn't kill them, they'll learn moderation.
236: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-15: You can't prove love by killing free will.
237: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-08: Governments make incompetent parents because they are unable to compromise. They would kill a child with protection.
238: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-08: Once people's basic needs have been met, they start inventing new needs, which don't usually do anything for them except killing time.
239: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-18: People will obsess over some trivial contributor to health-like organic food-while ignoring their own bad habits that will really kill them.
240: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-13: My latest Kilroy Cafe philosophy essay: THE TRAGEDY OF SUCCESS: - If you don't know when to stop, success will kill you.
241: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-25: When a product promises to "kill 99% of all bacteria", it's really breeding stronger bacteria (the 1% that survive).
242: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-10: Crime sprees are usually the result of paranoid panic, as are workplace killings by just-fired workers.
243: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-08: "Dark in time machine. Read to-do list wrong. Killed Einstein. Hung out with Hitler." @aedison
244: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-05: Sadists and serial killers are seeking acknowledgment. People WILL pay attention to you if you're killing them!
245: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-24: I didn't have to kill any Britneys tonight, 'cause Brit #1 showed 'em who's boss!
246: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-23: I'm in Reno to see Europe's #1 Britney Spears impersonator - and kill all the other B.S. impersonators. No one will suspect who's behind it.
247: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-18: A Coca-Cola executive can say, "I never actually killed anyone." Yeah, but you were a parasite on society, stealing from the poor.
248: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-15: James Bond, if he existed, would probably be a sociopath. Licensed to kill, to consume the chicks. No conscience. That's why it's so easy.
249: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-03: My beginner's guide to hosteling, "How to Sleep in a Hostel" - No serial killers. No rampant sex. Just a place to stay.
250: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-30: Green Eggs & Ham: 1) I will not eat it. 2) I'll try it, just to show I'm open-minded. 3) Hey, this is good! 4) Take it away, I'll kill you!
251: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-28: Swine Flu ain't nuthin'! The 1918 Spanish Flu killed 2-3% of the US pop. Young, healthy people mainly! Wikipedia:
252: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-23: Easiest local TV news story in the world: Serial killer/bomber/terrorist/sex fiend in the national news HAS A LAS VEGAS CONNECTION! Duh!
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