Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "imag"

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1: 2018-11-19: “Little Adam Schitt,” says Trump. “That’s a good one,” says Schiff, which is the only thing I can imagine saying in his shoes. 😲 We have all been forced to return to 6th Grade. Sad.
2: 2017-09-17: You imagine all the amazing things you would do if you had the resources, but then when you do, you don't.
3: 2017-08-16: Trump, I imagine, would blame "both sides" for World War II.
4: 2017-07-21: It is hard to imagine there ever being a "post-Trump era". Even if he were to resign today, he will still be in the news for years.
5: 2017-07-20: Imagine a boss who demands loyalty but gives nothing in return, who would sacrifice you in an instant to serve his ego. Would you serve him?
6: 2017-03-19: "Kellyanne Conway’s Husband Is Trump’s Choice for Key Justice Post" - (1) She has a husband! (2) Can you imagine being him?
7: 2017-03-14: DONALD TRUMP KILLED MY IMAGINARY PLAYMATE. Bad (or sick) guy.
8: 2017-02-01: @Cinnapuff I'm glad I exist too. I can't imagine not existing.
9: 2016-12-18: One of the biggest disappointments about dreaming is that the images and stories I experience cannot be copied and pasted into Instagram.
10: 2016-12-10: RT @bruce_arthur: Fun: imagine Hillary was elected with Russian help and gave donors cabinet posts and kept the Clinton Foundation and went…
11: 2015-04-07: This lady needs to revise her social media image. Anarchism should be lively and fun, not dour and dull. #emmagoldman
12: 2015-03-31: Emperor Nero fiddled while his enemies fiddled with his historical image.
13: 2014-08-20: RT @washingtonpost: It's not just your imagination, there are a lot of old posts in your Facebook feed.
14: 2014-08-15: Imagine if cute cat videos were weaponized and used in a terrorist attack. Whole populations could be subdued and mesmerized.
15: 2014-07-02: Most evil acts are not intentionally evil. They are defensive responses to imaginary threats. #paranoia.
16: 2014-06-29: Advanced degrees are no proof of intelligence. They only indicate a high tolerance for education and a lack of imagination.
17: 2014-05-10: I look back on my caffeine addiction as years of shame. I did things then I could never imagine now. Restroom every hour. No self-esteem.
18: 2014-04-29: The most glorious benefit of not being addicted to caffeine is going all day without peeing. Can you imagine such a thing?
19: 2014-02-24: RT @washingtonpost: Hostels are cleaning up their image
20: 2014-01-05: What kind of woman was this, who did not care about her own image in a mirror? Another defiance of the laws of physics? #limbo
21: 2013-12-24: Personally, I think Santa with a reindeer hat is Christmas Imagery Overload (Petersburg, VA, today)
22: 2013-12-07: On My Bucket List: Promote my product with stock images of happy people enjoying the good life.
23: 2013-10-07: You can Instagram your meals, vacations and friends but not your dreams and imagination. So sad. All those dreams wasted!
24: 2013-09-19: When Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon in 49 BC, how could he have imagined this?
25: 2013-09-15: An advertiser's worst nightmare: someone who already knows what he wants and who can't be swayed by pretty words or images.
26: 2013-08-09: On My Bucket List: Crowdfund my chosen lifestyle by selling assembled sequential collections of words, images or musical notes.
27: 2013-07-29: According to Kant, you can't do a damn thing without imagining what would happen if everyone else in the world did the same.
28: 2013-07-23: Nightmares are imaginary problems, but you can still learn from them. After you wake, figure out what you should do in that situation.
29: 2013-07-15: RT @brainpicker: "We can commit a single image to memory in a way that we cannot with video." Why photography is still king…
30: 2013-06-21: New cover image for my "Lite" page on Facebook:
31: 2013-06-18: The main banner image has been updated on my book website:
32: 2013-04-21: @lawnrocket needs to add background and header images to her Twitter home page. Understand she's an artist. Maybe she can artistificate it!
33: 2013-04-15: The most effective form of birth control: imagining your life for the next 20 years.
34: 2013-03-16: Imagine you're a character in a Raymond Chandler novel, living in a two-bit hotel in the Tenderloin. [pic]:
35: 2013-01-10: Television sounds cool! Electrons beamed through space to convey moving images. I've seen it in stores. Someday I'll sit down and watch it!
36: 2013-01-01: I am not interacting with you but with the simplified image of you I have created in my mind.
37: 2012-12-23: Sleighbells ringing, chestnuts roasting... Christmas carol imagery is stuck in a Middle Earth era of history that never actually existed.
38: 2012-12-09: @lawnrocket Imagine a world... where you woke up with an idea, filmed it in the AM, edited in PM, uploaded, done! Storyboard in your mind!
39: 2012-11-18: (Source of previous image: - Not nearly as cool as the image.)
40: 2012-11-18: The human lifespan? This neat image comes from a business article but has wider applications.
41: 2012-11-10: RT @HypnoticYogi: The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury. -Chaplin, Charlie
42: 2012-10-02: I imagine the Nuukians take great pride in their icebergs, because what else have they got?
43: 2012-09-25: Now four years on the road (since airline layoff). Can't imagine living in a fixed residence. How do you people do it?
44: 2012-08-27: Handcooked potato chips sound painful. Imagine dipping each chip in hot oil. Must be Chinese workers.
45: 2012-08-09: RT @lawnrocket: Envisioning an image and then trying to draw it, I have always found this to be unbelievably frustrating. Never matches ...
46: 2012-07-30: "Curiosity" - Archived tweets from @KilroyCafe (2009-2010) Image version:
47: 2012-07-20: "Crazy" is a mind at war with itself, working against ones own self-interest. Usually involves some paranoia—seeing imaginary threats.
48: 2012-07-18: Imagine you were stranded in a foreign city, without a guidebook or map, not knowing which way to go. That is the anxiety of freedom.
49: 2012-07-16: "The average American watches almost five hours of video daily." <== I can't imagine this. When is there time for living?
50: 2012-07-12: The reality doesn't quite match the satellite image, but this will do for the night. Morning swim?
51: 2012-07-05: RT @tanjabulatovic: @BadDalaiLama Like John Lennon's 'Imagine' song. "Imagine no possessions..., it's easy if you try", filmed in their ...
52: 2012-07-05: All the great songs have some absurdism to them—powerful images that don't make sense.
53: 2012-07-03: With Travolta and Cruise in trouble, Scientology needs to recruit new celebs to improve its image. How about Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen?
54: 2012-06-06: The tragedy of paranoia is that responding to imaginary threats and enemies creates real threats and enemies.
55: 2012-06-06: Sometimes when I eat a hot dog, I imagine the stream of meat product it is made of, all the way back to the cow. I don't eat many hot dogs.
56: 2012-06-05: There is nothing erotic about sex. Foreplay is erotic. Sex imagined or delayed is erotic. Sex itself is the death of erotic.
57: 2012-05-16: Independent Strippers Contract - complete 17-page document I lifted from a defunct strip club 3 days ago. (9 images)
58: 2012-05-12: RT @KilroyCafe: When the Edmund Fitzgerald set sail, the crew could never have imagined their journey would result in one of the longest ...
59: 2012-05-04: @richr1075 VERY shortly thereafter, I would imagine.
60: 2012-04-25: @xtinewu Darn! My imagination was doing cartwheels! #couldhavebeenfun #redherring
61: 2012-04-17: Imagine a world without alcohol. How would people socialize? How could love possibly happen?
62: 2012-04-03: When I look up at the clouds, I see figures that I know aren't real, but those images can shake me up and give me new ideas.
63: 2012-04-03: Billboard says, "A Family That Prays Together Stays Together," but I think "Preys" and imagine a pack of hyenas. They stay together, too!
64: 2012-04-03: If you are struck by a random disaster, your job is to find meaning in the chaos. It may be imaginary meaning at first, but it becomes real.
65: 2012-04-03: Writing music can be an exercise in apophenia. You listen to the noises in your head, pull out imaginary patterns and soon you have a song.
66: 2012-04-03: Depressed people see imaginary patterns working against them. Euphoric people see patterns in their favor. Both are deluded.
67: 2012-04-03: Apophenia isn't all bad. Sometimes it is better to see imaginary meaning than none at all.
68: 2012-03-24: @TheBosha That was almost as cool as "Space: 1999". Can you imagine what life will be like in the TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY?!
69: 2012-02-27: @xtinewu That's not as much fun as my imagination.
70: 2012-02-25: Love without flowers, chocolate, jewelry, children, alcohol, codependency or interior decorating. Can you imagine such a thing?
71: 2012-02-20: Alcohol is a poor substitute for creativity and imagination.
72: 2012-02-11: Something of a disjoint between image and reality.
73: 2012-01-16: When nothing is left to the imagination, you kind of wish for some imagination.
74: 2012-01-16: Nudity is always sexier in the imagination than in real life. That's why bikinis are better than nothing at all.
75: 2012-01-15: Imagine aliens landing on Earth, doing a song and dance, then getting back in their spaceship and leaving. That's what most charity is.
76: 2011-12-14: Most of the things you now see as essential are only imaginary barriers you have created for yourself to avoid the anxiety of choice.
77: 2011-12-07: Alec Baldwin, celebrity prick? I can't imagine! (deletes Twitter account in airline spat)
78: 2011-12-06: @Jowtok Photos were both taken with Canon T3. Two images at diff exp were combined into one with Dynamic Photo HDR. Edited on the beach!
79: 2011-12-06: Look at how Earth has handled global warming or the economic crisis and you can imagine the political paralysis if aliens landed.
80: 2011-12-04: The preceding photo ("Early flight") isn't exactly what you would see if you were there. Here is the source image:
81: 2011-11-28: Marketing consists of offering the consumer a pornographic image then standing in front of it and collecting an admission fee.
82: 2011-11-11: "You can imagine how mortified we all were." — Self-interest mistaken for self-sacrifice on Ayn Rand DVD — LOL!
83: 2011-10-26: "Paranoia and its Uses" - Paranoids live a frightening life of imaginary threats because it is useful to them.
84: 2011-10-14: Imagine a world without entertainment, where instead of imagining yourself doing heroic things you actually did them.
85: 2011-10-13: Shocking Before and After images on the ravages of age: Mrs. Peel Diana Rigg
86: 2011-10-06: automated image of the Creator to whom all the machines bow down. It is... Steve Jobs!
87: 2011-09-29: It is hard to imagine, when you first have sex with someone, what a chore it can become when you're locked into it.
88: 2011-09-28: RT @ebertchicago: Actual videos of images captured from our minds by computers. Nothing is personal.
89: 2011-09-22: It is hard to imagine, when first acquiring possessions, how difficult it will be to get rid of them.
90: 2011-09-17: Imagine a world without credit, where people bought things only as they had the cash. Is this a bad thing?
91: 2011-09-17: Each person is limited by their own imaginary list of things they must have or can't do.
92: 2011-09-05: People can lie, act and project a false public image, but in the long run they can't hide their real personality.
93: 2011-08-05: #### END of live-tweeted essay: "Image Fraud"
94: 2011-08-05: If you create a false public image for yourself, don't be surprised if people start believing it and treating you accordingly.
95: 2011-08-05: Commercial photography promotes the deception: "If you buy this product, everything implied in this image will be yours."
96: 2011-08-05: You pay a photographer to manipulate imagery in your favor—sort of like a lawyer.
97: 2011-08-05: "Image fraud" is when you create an image that implies something you know isn't true. That's photography in general, especially commercial.
98: 2011-08-01: "Parasocial attachment" is an imagined relationship with someone who doesn't know you exist. via @quippdPsych
99: 2011-07-26: The temporary loss of my iPhone has reintroduced me to an ancient artform: the etching of characters on paper with a pen. Imagine!
100: 2011-07-22: The biggest mistake of youth: "I can't imagine doing anything other than what I'm doing now."
101: 2011-07-10: RT @nainysahani: More I think about it, more I believe it. RT@BadDalaiLama Home is an imaginary concept, not an achievable destination.
102: 2011-07-10: .@nainysahani Home is an imaginary concept, not an achievable destination.
103: 2011-07-05: RT @exurban: @BadDalaiLama I have formed this metal image of your extruded food presentation as a 50s style informative newsreel.
104: 2011-07-03: "Paranoid" and "jerk" go together. Most abusive jerk-like behavior arises from the perception of an imaginary threat.
105: 2011-07-02: Paranoia accounts for most of the violence of the world—lashing out at an imaginary threat. Much more common than goal-directed violence.
106: 2011-05-08: RT @agnosticcc: Spent a lot of time with "loved ones" and "people who are close to me" today, so you can imagine the kind of mood I'm in.
107: 2011-05-01: It's hard to imagine, when you first have sex with a new partner, how tedious it can become over time.
108: 2011-04-14: Religion, in adulthood, allows one to return to a satisfying pseudo childhood, where imaginary elders offer protection.
109: 2011-04-02: A straw man argument is misrepresenting your opponent's position, then discrediting him by attacking that image. Used by one and all!
110: 2011-03-30: Once you're dead, no one can get to know you. They may worship your image, but they won't see you for who you really were.
111: 2011-03-18: Video is not simply a series of still photos. It is a narrative to which images are attached.
112: 2011-03-13: Nothing so fucks with your self-image as being made a child star.
113: 2011-03-12: Everyone loves watching images from Haiti of the earthquake. No one is interested in the endemic problems of Haiti claiming far more lives.
114: 2011-03-09: Imagine a world controlled by Sarah Palin, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen. That's our world!
115: 2011-03-05: Imagine: A "technology corridor" right here in West Virginia! Who'd a thunk it!
116: 2011-03-03: The world imposes real boundaries on you, but they are usually less than the imaginary barriers you impose upon yourself.
117: 2011-03-02: The risk of marketing yourself as an image is that people will start seeing you only as that image and not for who you really are.
118: 2011-03-02: Charlie, Lindsay and Mel reveal the tragedy of fame, how it fucks with your self-image. People say you're great but you know you're a fake.
119: 2011-02-28: You don't fall in love with a person but with an image of them which is partly a fiction in your own mind.
120: 2011-02-19: In theory, every particle contains an image of the entire universe, but you'll need the rest of the universe to decode it.
121: 2011-02-19: If you split a hologram, you still see the same image, but it degrades with each division until overwhelmed by noise.
122: 2011-02-12: The highest standard of freedom is to imagine doing something then promptly do it. The lowest is to imagine but never do.
123: 2011-02-04: Consumer video has a low "dynamic range". Typically, part of the image is underexposed, part overexposed, with dark or washed out colors.
124: 2011-02-04: Consumer videos are TOO sharp! Both foreground and background are in focus, the image flat. That's because the sensor chip is so small.
125: 2011-01-11: Imagine trying to explain electricity to the Romans. Even the most enlightened among them couldn't grasp all the implications.
126: 2011-01-11: A few years ago, we couldn't have imagined Facebook's hold on society. Likewise, we cannot envision now what will replace it.
127: 2011-01-08: Imagine a world without entertainment, where you never sat and watched, only went and did.
128: 2010-12-22: My hostel in Jerusalem: - 75 Shekels a night! (Oy, vey—can you imagine such a thing!?) Location:
129: 2010-12-19: Paranoia, once it reaches a certain level, is self-sustaining, creating new enemies to match those imagined.
130: 2010-12-13: Most of the things you now see as essential are only imaginary barriers you have created for yourself to avoid the anxiety of choice.
131: 2010-11-27: Marketing consists of offering the consumer a pornographic image then standing in front of it and collecting an admission fee.
132: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-13: Western North Dakota: the most perfect landscape! The sky is a dome resting on the flat land, filled with more stars than you can imagine.
133: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-12: It is not narcissistic to be concerned with your own image and accomplishments, only to think special rules apply to you.
134: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-14: You need: food, medical care, a safe place to sleep, community with others and a meaningful mission. Almost every other "need" is imaginary.
135: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-26: On my bucket list: Become immortalized as the icon image of a fast food restaurant chain (like Col. Sanders or Wendy).
136: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-13: Imagine a world controlled by Sarah Palin, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Jesse James and Tiger Woods. That's our world!
137: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-05: Haggis is good, but if you were Scottish and had to eat it every day I imagine you'd get pretty tired of it.
138: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-07: If you sext my imaginary girlfriend, I'll beat your virtual ass!
139: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-30: Imagine! A "technology corridor" right here in West Virginia! Who'd a thunk it!
140: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-07: Facebook images expanded from 604 pixels to 720 pixels!
141: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-07: When a paranoiac sees an imaginary threat, he may "defend himself" aggressively. The world responds, and the threat becomes real!
142: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-14: Has Iams ever considered making food for humans? Imagine: complete and balanced nutrition in bland pellets you eat every day. Works for me!
143: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-21: You can raise a child hoping to mold him in your own image. It usually turns out, though, that the kid has his own plans.
144: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-13: LA Times: "It's time fruit juice loses its wholesome image, some experts say" - It's just soda in disguise!
145: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-04: To most adults, it's a point of pride to say, "I've done the same thing for X years." What's the imagination in that?
146: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-31: The model for the novel "1984" must have been the Department of Motor Vehicles. It's bad enough to have to go there; imagine working there!
147: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-29: You don't have to "lie" to be dishonest in selling. You can foster delusions through deceptive imagery or fail to dispell them.
148: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-27: An "anal retentive" is an inflexible hard-ass who is so ungiving to world that he can't even surrender his own shits. Lovely imagery!
149: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-26: When the Edmund Fitzgerald set sail, the crew could never have imagined their journey would result in one of the longest songs on Earth.
150: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-21: I never would have imagined in my youth that Playboy (viewed in utmost secrecy) would someday be seen as quaint and old-fashioned.
151: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-09: One of the cruelest forms of child abuse is making someone a child star. It virtually guarantees drug abuse and a screwed up self-image.
152: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-06: Law is written by image-conscious legislators elected by dim-witted voters to address the public hysteria of the moment.
153: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-05: Images from "The Wizard of Oz": - We're off to see the Wizard!...
154: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-04: You may be able to control your public image while alive, but when you die the mask will fall and you'll be seen for who you really were.
155: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-26: We can know what 99% of the buildings are for at Area 51, but as long as 1% remains unknown, the imagination can fill in whatever it wants.
156: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-15: Most of the things you see as essential are imaginary barriers you have created for yourself to make change seem impossible.
157: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-03: The purpose of clothing is to keep you warm and to not interfere with the image you are trying to convey. Fashion has no other calling.
158: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-23: One tool of supression is paranoia. If you can imagine a threat in an outside alternative, it won't threaten your own investments.
159: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-17: Advertising is prostitution with words and images.
160: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-04: I haven't done many drugs, but I can't imagine any psychedelic high that compares to ordinary dreaming. A new adventure every night!
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