Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "human"

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1: 2016-12-06: Cesarean births are affecting human evolution, allowing babies and mothers to survive who otherwise might not.
2: 2016-11-01: RT @TheEconomist: Online or offline, humanity cannot simply invent away its failings. #econarchive
3: 2016-09-13: RT @NewYorker: A @BorowitzReport from the archive: Scientists Say Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans…
4: 2016-08-31: If I were a superhero who just saved the world, I'd tell humanity, "I just saved your ass!" and humanity would shrug and say, "Meh!"
5: 2016-01-22: @HumanBeam Cynical yet?
6: 2016-01-22: @HumanBeam That’s your job!
7: 2015-10-16: Humans are unique among the animals in their language skills, as well as their gullibility in believing what they are told. #propagandaworks
8: 2015-08-12: I may look human, but I self-identify as genderless Paracelesian homunculus. Few understand my struggle.
9: 2015-06-20: Humans have a natural inclination to protect their own safety, except when they're drunk in which case all bets are off. #learnedinbangkok
10: 2015-05-26: RT @Peripatetia: An inmate at the Portland Humane Society is tortured by a staff member (July 2012)…
11: 2015-04-25: Movie idea: The fate of humanity hangs in the balance. Only one man can save us.
12: 2015-03-31: If Scandinavia could have its own separate planet, humanity might have some hope. @TheEconomist
13: 2015-03-14: Humanity is doomed because the smartest people have no interest in procreating.
14: 2015-03-11: Graphical wisdom from the @BadDalaiLama "It would not harm humanity to train and arm a manatee..."
15: 2015-03-11: It would not harm humanity to train and arm a manatee. (I'm not suggesting this be done. I only think it would be fun.)
16: 2015-03-10: bifurcated breeding — the splitting of human society into two or more breeding classes that rarely intermingle #justmadeitup
17: 2015-02-20: RT @TheEconomist: Should humanity keep schtum about its existence?
18: 2015-01-23: RT @guardian: AI might be a threat to humans but not for the reasons you think
19: 2015-01-15: The human body is beautiful only if you're human.
20: 2015-01-03: I win yet another humanitarian award. Honestly, I don't know where to store all these things!
21: 2015-01-01: Poets were the rock stars of most of human history.
22: 2014-12-10: Facebook algorithm to detect human stupidity? @guardian
23: 2014-12-05: Aliens Are Probably Everywhere, Just Not Anywhere Near Humans
24: 2014-11-22: To call humans "intelligent" is a form of racism. You've got some smart ones but also some real idiots. It is biased to lump them together.
25: 2014-09-10: @HumanBeam Entitled dudettes are okay. They’re called Valley Girls.
26: 2014-09-04: My research into the public record indicates sex did not exist until the 1960s. Before that, humans reproduced by stork.
27: 2014-09-04: RT @PsyPost: Researchers demonstrate direct brain-to-brain communication in human subjects
28: 2014-08-29: Humanity is adding data to its social media streams faster than technology is reducing the cost. The result: an eventual storage crisis.
29: 2014-08-22: RT @cracked: We can smell people's personalities and emotions. The 5 Weirdest Sixth Senses Humans Have (Without Knowing It) -…
30: 2014-08-19: Human evolution ground to a halt several generations ago.
31: 2014-08-16: It's fun to toy with Mormon missionaries, corner them with arguments they just can't win, but the only humane response is, "No thank you."
32: 2014-08-16: Every individual has the basic human right to arrange their life to be free of assholes.
33: 2014-08-11: @HumanBeam Lady Gaga is a marketing concept, not a person, like Betty Crocker.
34: 2014-08-01: Humans have a natural genetic need to take care of vulnerable little creatures. So God created pets.
35: 2014-07-08: RT @HLMenckenBot: Any man who inflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. #journalism
36: 2014-06-29: If a good or bad event occurs, humans are inclined to believe it will be repeated. See: @nytimes
37: 2014-06-14: Technology gives humanity the power to do the same stupid things faster and more destructively.
38: 2014-06-13: @HumanBeam Dear Ad Lady: Let me sum it up for you: Cats. Nothing else matters. #brandstrategy #itsnotthebirdaxis
39: 2014-06-10: You can't change human nature through government intervention. The most you can expect is to penalize or incentivize specific behavior
40: 2014-06-02: @HumanBeam It would, though, according to Thorstein Veblen.
41: 2014-05-26: Suspended-animation trials to begin on humans
42: 2014-05-20: RT @HumanBeam: Trust is the ultimate compliment.
43: 2014-05-15: Paranoia is everywhere. It exists wherever humans do. Paranoia is out to get you—and it will, unless you consciously defend against it.
44: 2014-04-29: Two paragons of virtue assail Norway's atrocious human rights record d via @washingtonpost
45: 2014-04-10: Don't be charmed by cultural differences or exotic-seeming places. It's just the same human bullshit in a different setting.
46: 2014-04-02: @HumanBeam That’s a lot of unseeing to do!
47: 2014-03-30: Humans are terrible lie detectors: @PsychologyTip
48: 2014-03-28: @HumanBeam Do we need to break you out of there, or are you good?
49: 2014-03-20: RT @Telegraph: "Humanity loves to guess the future. Unfortunately, we’re not very good at it." by @tomchivers
50: 2014-03-16: When predicting human behavior, don't expect long-term rational self-interest. Expect immediate ego protection.
51: 2014-03-14: Human Politics 101: When someone gets married or has a baby, you're supposed to say "Congratulations!" not "Are you insane?"
52: 2014-03-10: During most of human evolution, the penalty for stupidity was death and removal from the gene pool. I kinda miss those days!
53: 2014-03-02: RT @DolbyLama: Whether we follow a religious path or not, as human beings we all need to chill the fuck out.
54: 2014-02-19: @HumanBeam Ha! Pretty good show for flavored caramel-colored soda water.
55: 2014-02-18: RT @HumanBeam: My talking Tinder. This is what the internet was made for, people.
56: 2014-02-14: @HumanBeam Oh God I can't decide. Too many choices!
57: 2014-02-04: @HumanBeam Autobiography?
58: 2014-02-01: BBC World Service — your source for humanitarian crises 24/7. Only the locations change, not the news.
59: 2014-01-27: Primary human delusions:
60: 2014-01-19: RT @CackleClub: wealth reveals how truly dull the human mind can be when given unlimited choice
61: 2014-01-09: Tortured pup at the Oregon Humane Society (July 2012)
62: 2014-01-06: Initiative — the rare human skill of improving yourself or averting future problems without being directed by outside forces.
63: 2014-01-02: Human Politics 101: They can criticize their own family members, but you can't criticize them.
64: 2013-12-30: Human logic: It's your fault that I did this to myself.
65: 2013-12-29: Love is when I say: "Brains! I need living human brains!"
66: 2013-12-27: Humans are actors, wanting to fill a role provided for them. Few are capable of writing the play.
67: 2013-12-27: Where there are humans there is politics. You can't just say what you think. You have to gauge local sensitivities.
68: 2013-12-25: Throughout most of human history, stupidity was usually fatal. I kinda miss those days.
69: 2013-12-22: A fundamental human right: I am not obligated to follow in the footsteps of my ancestors.
70: 2013-12-22: Everything I know about human nature I learned from drug addicts.
71: 2013-12-16: Photographic Philosophy: The human eye does not see the world in 1080p. You confuse the eye if you try to give it too much detail.
72: 2013-12-16: My new photography tutorial: Single Human Focus: - A great photo can have only one star.
73: 2013-12-10: The main part of human politics is choosing what information to reveal and what to withhold.
74: 2013-12-05: @HumanBeam Everyone has that app! They just don't want to turn it on for fear of what it might tell them.
75: 2013-12-05: Dogs have human-like social needs but not much of a prefrontal cortex so no planning. They live in a permanent "now". Re: @barbarachai
76: 2013-12-03: Gay marriage is a step forward for human rights and a step backward into the Middle Ages for the damn fools getting married.
77: 2013-12-03: RT @HumanBeam: Live and learn but for best results, learn faster than you live.
78: 2013-11-22: RT @HumanBeam: Be glad you weren't born beautiful. The kind of beauty won thru talent, intelligence, willpower & kindness is far more compe…
79: 2013-11-22: RT @DostoevskyDaily: The mystery of human existence lies not in just staying alive, but in finding something to live for.
80: 2013-10-22: If I were a cannibal, I would eat only free-range humans that had been humanely treated before stewing, because I have a conscience.
81: 2013-10-21: "If at first you don't succeed, quit, quit at once." (cc @HumanBeam)
82: 2013-10-16: Pyromaniacs make the best firemen. (cc @HumanBeam)
83: 2013-10-15: @HumanBeam AKA, the Spamalot option.
84: 2013-10-09: Human relations is the study and management of individual personalities—like a zookeeper knowing his animals. Pet the koala, not the tiger.
85: 2013-10-08: Dysfunctional people deserve your compassion but not your time or attention. Just move them out of your world quickly and humanely.
86: 2013-10-07: @HumanBeam With your warm hearts and your hot chillies? But look what you've done...
87: 2013-10-07: @HumanBeam Ha! You Mexicans have never even SEEN ice. When you're surrounded by ice, breaking is the only way to do it.
88: 2013-10-04: @HumanBeam Cher. Bono. Beyonce. Madonna. Prince. Carmen.
89: 2013-09-27: @HumanBeam That's 38 years of delirium. Maybe you should get that looked at.
90: 2013-09-26: @HumanBeam You're delirious. You'll get over it.
91: 2013-09-24: Lie detection starts with knowing how humans work, how they react to things, so you can sense when someone's behavior is a little off.
92: 2013-09-17: All of human culture is skeuomorphic — reproducing useless features to maintain continuity with the past.
93: 2013-09-17: "Nothing is ever understood the way it was expressed." ~ @HumanBeam
94: 2013-08-29: Iams for Humans — guaranteed balanced nutrition in pellet form. I'd eat it! Would you?
95: 2013-08-26: If you want to know what it feels like to be totally at the mercy of another human being (or two), have a baby!
96: 2013-08-26: Humans and animals try to obtain quality by looking for signals that were associated with it in the past.
97: 2013-08-26: If the pig was farm-raised in a humane environment and fed only organic feed, that means the bacon is healthy for you, right?
98: 2013-08-25: The main aim of human relations is not to change people's attitudes or beliefs but merely to get the behavior you want from them.
99: 2013-08-15: When gifted with wealth, time or freedom, most humans will take actions to absorb the excess and neutralize its benefits.
100: 2013-08-02: Wake up and pee: the universal human experience.
101: 2013-07-17: "It's human nature to do what works until it stops working." @washingtonpost
102: 2013-06-28: Believe in solipsism at your own peril. Those illusions can bite! cc @HumanBeam
103: 2013-06-28: Young people making impulsive choices and paying for it with a lifetime of grief — the story of humanity.
104: 2013-06-24: "97 percent of humanity’s wealth was created in just the last 0.01 percent of our history.” #occupyhistory #deadpeopleunite
105: 2013-06-18: @HumanBeam That is so like you.
106: 2013-06-18: Buridan's ass = standard human behavior, wanting more from life but unable to take the initiative to decide.
107: 2013-06-12: Languages and flavors may differ around the world, but human needs and weaknesses are the same everywhere.
108: 2013-06-12: The most important lessons you learn in foreign travel are all ways humans are the same.
109: 2013-06-09: Santorini is overrun by bonded humans traveling in packs of two. Kind of pathetic sometimes. Can't they do anything alone?
110: 2013-05-05: @KelleyLPhoto Actually, you grew most of your human subjects as well!
111: 2013-05-02: With infinite mysteries and limitless lines of inquiry, science is the human politics of what gets investigated first.
112: 2013-04-24: @HumanBeam Incandescent or fluorescent? (My love is LED.)
113: 2013-04-23: RT @nytimes: Humans are good at playing, and it's key to our evolution
114: 2013-04-21: Most of humanity is living in the empty shell of past dreams, committed to a future that no longer works.
115: 2013-04-18: @HumanBeam Not MY internet!
116: 2013-04-17: @HumanBeam Depends upon the ice cream's state—liquid, solid or gel. I had no trouble with a tub of butter.
117: 2013-04-13: Attention UFO fans: The fact that something is secret does not imply aliens or conspiracies. There are plenty of human reasons for secrecy.
118: 2013-04-11: @HumanBeam If you're getting-lost addicted, you have to go ever greater extremes get your high.
119: 2013-04-06: @HumanBeam 608
120: 2013-04-05: Warning to the aliens: Don't expect intelligence in the first human you meet. You'll have to run through quite a few.
121: 2013-03-31: All over the planet, trillions of animals are pissing in the oceans and shitting on the land. Why do we need HazMat suits when humans do it?
122: 2013-03-22: RT @MailOnline: Think variety if the spice of life? Think again: Humans prefer to stick with things we know
123: 2013-03-15: @HumanBeam But do ask: "Will I be coming back?"
124: 2013-03-01: RT @HumanBeam: 'Gravity is a mistake.' —Institute for Centrifugal Research. Too awesome.
125: 2013-02-25: It is unfair to judge humanity on the actions of a few cruel ones, but you do have to be on guard for those miscreants.
126: 2013-02-21: @HumanBeam Meh! The photos are usually better than what you see in real life. (I know cuz I take the photos.)
127: 2013-02-09: The Weather Channel has started naming storms ("Nemo") so why not sell naming rights? via @HumanBeam
128: 2013-01-15: Regret is so painful in humans that they usually rearrange their belief system to make it go away.
129: 2013-01-11: Nature's way, as humans experienced it for most of their history, is a short and painful life.
130: 2013-01-10: Sugar was rare during human evolution. You had to fight for little bits of it. Now we pour it on in mass quantities! re @BadDalaiLama
131: 2013-01-09: Drugs are for amateurs. Reality is for pros. (cc @HumanBeam)
132: 2013-01-07: My finest anthropological specimen and clearest window into human delusion is my younger self.
133: 2013-01-07: According to Lustig, all sugar and starch can make you fat, but only fructose makes your liver fat. Human fois de gras!
134: 2012-12-28: @HumanBeam Object permanence allows to see that its the same object anyway.
135: 2012-12-28: Human relations is a minefield of ego sensitivities. Whatever you say, it is bound to offend somebody who has invested in the opposite.
136: 2012-12-23: Education trains humanity's technicians and engineers, not its leaders and creators.
137: 2012-12-15: West Virginians — A proud people! Larger than life. Testing how much adipose tissue can be attached to the human frame.
138: 2012-12-10: Film Facts of Life: In every frame, the human eye is drawn to one part of the screen. Know where that place is and do your best work there.
139: 2012-12-10: Any human can respond to demands. Very few are proactive, with the initiative to explore the world and solve problems before they happen.
140: 2012-12-08: RT @KilroyCafe: When trying to understand the irrational behavior of humans, there are no better research subjects than your own family ...
141: 2012-12-04: The cat-human deal: We shelter them; they catch mice. The reality: We feed them; mice do what they want. Where did this marriage go wrong?
142: 2012-12-03: The cat has been perfectly designed by thousands of years of evolution to look adorable to humans and get them to feed it.
143: 2012-11-29: The main human defect: claiming to want something but consistently taking actions that assure it will never happen.
144: 2012-11-18: The human lifespan? This neat image comes from a business article but has wider applications.
145: 2012-11-17: Almost every human behavior is a covert operation. Our real motivation for doing it is different than the cover story we give to others.
146: 2012-11-12: Humanity may be getting dumber due to lack of natural selection, but smart people will still mate and produce islands of intellect.
147: 2012-11-12: Humanity reached its intellectual peak millennia ago and is now on the genetic downswing.
148: 2012-11-10: The magical power of the human brain is being able to compare a massive risk to a trivial one and think they're just about the same.
149: 2012-11-09: Nomophobia — Terror of the modern age! (via @HumanBeam)
150: 2012-11-09: .@KelleyLPhoto is my favorite photographer on the internets! Her photos are so simple and human, using whatever is in front of her.
151: 2012-11-05: RT @aristosophy: "Childbirth"?? What, like, retweeting an entire human being???
152: 2012-10-29: A cow can regurgitate her last meal and chew it some more. Humans do the same with memories, recalling past events and reprocessing them.
153: 2012-10-28: Hypothesis: For a strong immune system and better health, use public restrooms, travel a lot and seek random human contact.
154: 2012-10-27: A universal human law in both individuals and civilizations: When excess resources are available, they will be used to build monuments.
155: 2012-10-11: The first rule of human diplomacy is to keep quiet about what you know if it is only going to upset people and not accomplish anything.
156: 2012-10-08: RT @KilroyCafe: Among adult humans, curiosity is rare. They may notice an alien presence in their environment, but they won't change cou ...
157: 2012-10-03: RT @KilroyCafe: The rarest and most valuable of all human abilities is being relevant to the topic at hand.
158: 2012-09-30: RT @HumanBeam: The passive-aggression is coming from INSIDE THE PHONE!
159: 2012-09-28: Remember when Doc Brown used a banana peel to fuel his DeLorean? The human body is like that, running on very little.
160: 2012-09-25: pruning — One of the most important human skills. Not just taking on new possessions, obligations and interests, but getting rid of them.
161: 2012-09-21: "Imported" used to have a cachet to it. Now it only counts if the source country has a better human rights record than yours.
162: 2012-09-08: @HumanBeam @ladyfriday For special service, be sure to say Mr. Bad sent you.
163: 2012-09-08: Essential human truth: People want predictions but don't really care if they are accurate.
164: 2012-09-08: @HumanBeam See @LadyFriday
165: 2012-09-04: A dog is smart enough to stop eating when he's no longer hungry. Humans generally aren't.
166: 2012-09-04: RT @HumanBeam: Some people are more work than they're worth. Don't be those people.
167: 2012-08-29: Human Social Etiquette 101: Upon entering a public restroom, check for presence of urinals. EXIT RAPIDLY if inconsistent with your gender.
168: 2012-08-25: As a photographer, I like color, the more the better. B+W looks phony and deliberately artsy because the human eye doesn't see that way.
169: 2012-08-25: Throughout most of history, humans thrived in a wide range of temperatures with minimal heat and no A/C. Our bodies are built to take it!
170: 2012-08-23: RT @ScienceDaily: Roots of human self-awareness: New study points to a complex, diffuse patchwork of brain pathways: A research te... ht ...
171: 2012-08-21: RT @WSJ: In Puerto Rico, iguanas outnumber humans. To battle the problem, authorities have a new plan: eat them.
172: 2012-08-17: RT @HumanBeam: No point in playing games where nobody wins.
173: 2012-08-17: RT @HumanBeam: Shopping is ok. Rejoicing in all the things you don't need is even better.
174: 2012-08-05: RT @KilroyCafe: The law doesn't really solve problems, merely redistributes them. Only human judgment, rooted in the moment, can solve p ...
175: 2012-07-31: RT @KilroyCafe: Humans are creatures of inertia. Whatever they are doing they are likely to keep doing until forced into another path.
176: 2012-07-29: Likes her belly rubbed (Oregon Humane Society, an hour ago)
177: 2012-07-29: RT @KilroyCafe: The typical human, upon gaining relative wealth, constructs a temple to himself called a "home" in which he is entombed ...
178: 2012-07-21: Humans are natural hoarders, saving up resources for lean times that never come. The best way to defeat it is have no space to hoard in.
179: 2012-07-05: Inertia says a body tends to keep moving in the same direction unless force is applied to change it. This is especially true with humans.
180: 2012-07-05: Most humans are highly passive, responding to events but rarely initiating them.
181: 2012-07-05: Initiative is the ability to initiate meaningful actions on ones own and not simply respond to outside demands. It is rare in humans.
182: 2012-07-05: Coevolution of dogs and humans: We changed them, but did they also change us?
183: 2012-07-05: If you are moving ahead with one mind and in one direction, you are already ahead of 99% of humanity.
184: 2012-07-05: Much of human behavior consists of throwing obstacles in ones own path which then have to be overcome.
185: 2012-07-05: Medical science SEEMS to be an improvement for humanity, until you consider the systemic effects.
186: 2012-07-05: RT @LizTheCatgirl: @BadDalaiLama They're stretching the boundaries of human knowledge. I don't see how you can possibly take issue with ...
187: 2012-06-30: The main perceptual defect of most humans is they can't handle fractions. Everything is either all good or all bad.
188: 2012-06-30: Age gives you more data points for understanding human behavior, whereas in youth you can only speculate on how people should behave.
189: 2012-06-29: RT @rigobertomeza: "@BadDalaiLama: Perros persiguiendo carros—modelo perfecto de actitud humana. Luchando por conseguir algo sin idea de ...
190: 2012-06-28: Dogs chasing cars—a perfect model for human behavior. Struggling to attain something but not having a clue what to do once you get it.
191: 2012-06-14: RT @KilroyCafe: Government: giving secure employment to incompetents since the dawn of human history.
192: 2012-06-09: RT @KilroyCafe: The greatest asset — and deepest flaw — of humans is their willingness to follow others and accept the assumptions they ...
193: 2012-06-09: Left to his own devices, the human will engage in repetitive, non-productive activities that give his life an illusion of substance.
194: 2012-06-08: The human body is 50 trillion cells organized in 78 organs and 1000s of perfectly tuned systems ruled, in most cases, by an idiot.
195: 2012-06-04: There isn't any human on Earth who isn't struggling with addiction in some form.
196: 2012-06-02: Luxury costs more than just money. It isolates you from the rest of humanity, and it usually makes life more complicated, not easier.
197: 2012-06-01: The few humans who can think ahead can easily exploit the others by setting up casinos, credit card companies and religious institutions.
198: 2012-06-01: Religion was essential to the survival of ancient humans because it was the way instructions were passed between generations.
199: 2012-06-01: Ancient humans survived by following the mystical rituals of their elders. They didn't have to personally think ahead.
200: 2012-06-01: The vast majority of humans cannot comprehend future costs, only current desires.
201: 2012-06-01: The vast majority of humanity cannot handle the temptations of a credit card—which is how credit card companies make most of their money.
202: 2012-06-01: Such simple analytical skills as "planning ahead" are more the exception than the rule in human behavior.
203: 2012-06-01: Modern humans are genetically identical to hunter-gatherers of 10,000 years ago, so don't be surprised if your fellow man is a troglodyte.
204: 2012-05-22: Pedophile priests, arsonist firemen, homosexual homophobes... Human motivation is often a denial of something inside that comes out anyway.
205: 2012-05-21: Money provides the backbone structure of human society. It may be cruel and unjust, but take it away and you have anarchy.
206: 2012-05-19: The most powerful factor in human behavior is inertia—the tendency to keep doing what you are doing now regardless of its results.
207: 2012-05-18: RT @HumanBeam: "My life is better than yours."
208: 2012-05-17: Addiction treatment does not work. — Understand why and you'll have powerful insight into human behavior.
209: 2012-05-15: catastrophology — n. the study of how human systems collapse and the stupid things people do to hasten it.
210: 2012-05-14: If your fellow human acts like a caveman, just accept it. A short time ago we were all cavemen, and many aren't suited for the transition.
211: 2012-05-12: Humans have a "psychological immune system"—an instinctive fear of "germs" that may have saved our ancestors but can cripple us today.
212: 2012-05-09: RT @TheViewFromHell: @BadDalaiLama Illusion of permanence is an important feature of things humans find meaningful. Marriage and tattoos ...
213: 2012-05-08: Human society is, by nature, a culture of secrets. There can be no business, diplomacy, competition or social order without them.
214: 2012-05-07: @notatooter Thanks! I follow-back all sentient humans who follow me (but I don't actually read all those tweets).
215: 2012-05-03: Blaming "the media" or "society" for human behavior is no more effective than cursing Zeus for the weather.
216: 2012-05-03: People blame "the media" for dysfunctional human behavior. The media, in turn, say they're only giving people what they're eager to buy.
217: 2012-05-02: If you killed all animals that transmit diseases to humans, you'd have to kill humans too because they're the worst offenders.
218: 2012-04-27: Human intelligence has little to do with computational capacity. It is more how one manages ones emotions.
219: 2012-04-27: This GPS voice is so pleasant and human that I take little detours just so she'll talk to me. I think she likes me!
220: 2012-04-18: .@anakron I still have my iPhone, which takes pretty good photos, just not active human shots. 2 hours til reception opens.
221: 2012-04-09: Human perception is not a photographic process but one of evaluation and reduction.
222: 2012-04-09: RT @dramapad: @BadDalaiLama I like the theory that the human brain is optimal in a deep sense. Do you have further info about this? (Res ...
223: 2012-04-09: There is no "free energy" in the human brain. Any chemical enhancement of mood results in a loss somewhere else.
224: 2012-04-09: Chemical enhancement of human performance is a myth.
225: 2012-04-04: The main danger of marriage—or any reliable human relationship—is that it gives people a crutch to avoid dealing with their own problems.
226: 2012-04-03: Humans have the unique ability to perceive patterns where none exist and pass that "knowledge" on to others.
227: 2012-04-02: RT @MailOnline: Human beings were using fire a million years ago - 300,000 years earlier than previously thought
228: 2012-04-01: Happiness is a dog/cat/human sleeping soundly on my bed, slowly pushing me off.
229: 2012-03-31: Drugs destroy lives, but another addiction affects more of humanity and wastes far more resources: entertainment!
230: 2012-03-29: Humans make bad life choices mainly because they can't draw their eyes from appearances to what lies underneath.
231: 2012-03-29: Humans are easily swayed by the surface appearance of things. They rarely look at inner workings.
232: 2012-03-29: Curious how people want to know who stars in a movie but not who wrote or directed it. This illustrates a key human perceptual flaw.
233: 2012-03-27: Most of evolution—and human behavior—is wasted on stupid competitions that benefit no one in the long run.
234: 2012-03-23: Most human activity is like dogs chasing cars: a fevered pursuit of things that can't be obtained.
235: 2012-03-22: Decent, responsible people are fading from the gene pool due to the overwhelming human sexual preference for flashy jackasses.
236: 2012-03-20: .@willwork4food I'll refrain from racial profiling humans, but I'll do it for dogs, lions, gorillas, snakes... My survival depends on it.
237: 2012-03-14: Human perception is a process of emotional evaluation. You are constantly asking, "How is this relevant to me?"
238: 2012-03-11: If Iams made food for humans—complete and balanced nutrition in pellet form—would you eat it?
239: 2012-03-07: The only sustainable meaning in life comes from a humanitarian mission.
240: 2012-03-06: Humans are horrible at risk management. They obsess over trivial threats while the big ones walk in the front door.
241: 2012-03-05: Behind every recurring human problem, there is a dysfunctional mechanism that created it and sustains it.
242: 2012-02-20: RT @philo_quotes: If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience. ~ William James http ...
243: 2012-02-20: Human biological fecundity is inversely related to intellectual capacity, in tragic defiance of traditional Darwinism.
244: 2012-02-18: The family you grew up in is a fantastic place to study human nature. Where else do you have access to such intimate and longitudinal data?
245: 2012-02-18: RT @brainpicker: Elizabeth Gilbert on what philosopher Schopenhauer's "porcupine dilemma" reveals about human relationships ...
246: 2012-02-11: The most common error of human planning is to take a temporary thrill and try to make it permanent.
247: 2012-02-06: Super Bowl Sunday is a humble time to reflect on the vast wasted human potential of the millions of people watching it.
248: 2012-02-05: This rare book (circa 1979) is the most valuable guide to human behavior on Earth, ahead of even the DSM.
249: 2012-02-02: It's easy to pick up a 1-ton bull! Start with a 50-pound calf and pick it up every day as it grows... A key human delusion!
250: 2012-01-31: A single human male produces enough sperm to inseminate every human female on Earth. (Collecting child support is a different matter.)
251: 2012-01-31: The human body is based on an agreement among cells to play by the rules and stop growing when requested. When one resists, you have cancer.
252: 2012-01-29: Humans have the unique ability to believe an assertion that is contrary to observed fact based only on the word of others.
253: 2012-01-29: RT @MichaelNagib: To those valuing #Facebook at $100bn , do you know that we only have 7bn living humans on the whole earth ?? #FacebookIPO
254: 2012-01-26: You can study a human problem from afar, but you can only really know it by going there and seeing the dynamic for yourself.
255: 2012-01-16: Unlike other animals, humans wear their sexual apparatus right out front, both obvious and vulnerable. No wonder we insist on clothes!
256: 2012-01-16: Take away clothes and sexual attraction and the human body is this weird, furless, gangly contraption. If I were an alien, I'd go "Eeeeek!"
257: 2012-01-16: Turns out there's nothing LESS erotic than a nude beach. It's human morphology, nothing more.
258: 2012-01-14: To understand human behavior—and your own—you have to understand the Personality Disorders. They are a part of each of us.
259: 2012-01-01: Why think about human suffering when you can watch happy shows on TV?
260: 2011-12-29: Human field observation: Little boys can't dance with each other. Any attempt turns into play fighting.
261: 2011-12-23: Luxury Marketing Ploy #8: Sanitary presentation wiped clean of any imperfection or human weakness.
262: 2011-12-23: The most basic flaw of human perception is judging a product by its packaging.
263: 2011-12-22: If ETs came to Earth, Dr. Steven Greer is the LAST human I would want representing my race. HE IS NOT AN AUTHORIZED EARTH SPOKESPERSON!
264: 2011-12-14: Initiative is rare in humans — seeing a problem or opportunity and doing something about it without being forced.
265: 2011-12-14: For learning about addiction, mental illness, personality and human delusional systems there is no finer laboratory than a failed romance.
266: 2011-12-07: Discretion is the cornerstone of human relationships.
267: 2011-12-06: The most frightening thing about alien contact is that we, as humans, would be totally incapable of a coordinated planetary response to it.
268: 2011-12-05: Narcissism is an endemic human condition made malignant by parents who coddle their child and fail to set boundaries.
269: 2011-12-05: The curse of narcissists is having poor human radar, so they can't tell who's authentic and who's out to con them.
270: 2011-11-30: If slogans really change human behavior, then we should erect signs every few feet along the highway: "Always Drive Safely!"
271: 2011-11-29: If there were no limit on the human lifespan, power would become entrenched and we would be even more wasteful of time than we already are.
272: 2011-11-29: Humans are natural hoarders, genetically programmed to stockpile resources for lean times. Once, it was essential, now dysfunctional.
273: 2011-11-29: The only flaw in the previous photo is a lack of scale. Without a tiny human in the photo, you can't measure the waves or cliffs.
274: 2011-11-26: Internet technology is a "brain prosthetic", extending ones sensory reach but not replacing the human skills of intellect and judgment.
275: 2011-11-24: Humans are horrible at risk management. They obsess over highly unlikely risks while ignoring the ones that really get them.
276: 2011-11-22: I slept much better once I determined that I was a human, inherently more valuable than other species, and kicked the dog off the bed.
277: 2011-11-21: Movies and TV shows may be influential, but for viral infection of the human soul, nothing matches a song.
278: 2011-11-15: Fine hotels and elegant homes are like plastic bubbles, isolating you from the rest of humanity.
279: 2011-11-15: The main tragedy of modern humanity: The most fecund are the least equipped.
280: 2011-11-14: Every photo needs a human reference point or it has no meaning.
281: 2011-11-11: Any art divorced from human purpose eventually turns to tedium.
282: 2011-10-27: The totalitarian regime of China has accomplished a humanitarian goal no democracy could pull off: regulate births.
283: 2011-10-25: As a field guide to the humans, pick up the DSM. Understand the personality disorders and you'll know a lot about how people work.
284: 2011-10-23: So how long is childhood in humans? 16 years? 21 years? 30 years? I'm now saying 50.
285: 2011-10-23: Intelligence in humans doesn't just spring from the genome. It has to be nurtured by a ridiculously long childhood.
286: 2011-10-16: Technology may have exploded in our lifetime, but human politics and behavior have not changed since Roman times.
287: 2011-10-16: The zoo on Rigel Seven found their human specimens were easily controlled by giving them television and freedom to change the channels.
288: 2011-10-06: RT @philo_quotes: Human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind. ~ William James
289: 2011-10-06: ...humans have been enslaved to computer intelligence, it will be found, in the heart of the universal memory core...
290: 2011-10-03: Philosophy from the Yukon! An interesting video of mine from 1 year ago, newly stabilized. "Human Feedback Systems"
291: 2011-09-18: Human birth is a miracle. The question is whether you are truly equipped and qualified to wield that miracle yourself.
292: 2011-09-17: Pets provide the emotional sensations of a human relationship with very little risk or content.
293: 2011-09-16: It is the nature of humans to worry about the amenities aboard ship while paying little heed to where the ship is going.
294: 2011-09-16: Belief, in humans, is formed by emotional convenience. Arguments are then assembled to support the belief.
295: 2011-09-05: The first skill of human relations is testing and evaluating personalities, determining what an individual can do what what they can't.
296: 2011-09-02: There's not much satisfaction in fighting the great sea of human irrationality. Better to build your own island of sanity within it.
297: 2011-09-01: The hardest test of human judgment is distinguishing prudence from paranoia.
298: 2011-09-01: Humans make two kinds of fundamental errors: 1) assuming current conditions will go on forever and 2) overreacting to perceived threats.
299: 2011-09-01: You can't blame droughts or economic downturns for the sorry state of human affairs. You should blame human hubris in the good times.
300: 2011-09-01: The world will change. What makes it disastrous is when humans haves pegged their lives to the previous state if affairs.
301: 2011-08-13: Both animal and human behavior are inherently unpredictable. A creature will eat and achieve other key goals but in its own mysterious way.
302: 2011-08-07: An ancient icon of human communication, rediscovered in the outback of Oregon.
303: 2011-07-31: RT @Kurt_Vonnegut: Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.
304: 2011-07-29: Just saw the movie "Cowboys and Aliens". SPOILER ALERT: Cowboys win, humanity is saved! (although things were looking grim for a while)
305: 2011-07-24: Humans live well beyond the age of breeding for good reason: Grannies help us survive. Daily Mail:
306: 2011-07-24: With 7 billion humans, it follows there will be murders, terrorist attacks, tragic deaths every day. Do we have to keep up with all of them?
307: 2011-07-19: Hosteling: Not only do you pay less; you usually get MORE services (kitchen, wifi) and great human experiences you can't find at the Hilton.
308: 2011-07-16: You could say that every human belief is a delusion. Perhaps, but some delusions match the data better than others.
309: 2011-07-13: Hoarding made perfect sense in most of human history, when every scrap of string was precious.
310: 2011-07-13: The limiting rule of hoarders—and indeed most humans—is that ones possessions will expand to fill whatever storage space is available.
311: 2011-07-13: People are attached to their possessions in the same way as their limbs. Tools are essential to human survival, so we guard them jealously.
312: 2011-07-13: Humans are generically programmed hoarders, like a squirrel saving nuts for a winter that never comes.
313: 2011-07-12: RT @philo_quotes: If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience. ~ William James http ...
314: 2011-07-11: The main purpose of human interaction is not to change someone's attitudes or beliefs but to get the behavior you want from them.
315: 2011-07-09: RT @exurban I just realized the core of your observations is the human inability to be objective. <== That's the core of most of my tweets!
316: 2011-07-09: RT @exurban: @BadDalaiLama I just realized the core of your observations is the human inability to be objective.
317: 2011-07-08: Autism and Borderline Disorder are the two main axes of human personality. One is logic without emotion, the other emotion without logic.
318: 2011-07-08: #### End. This has been a live-tweeted essay: "The End of Human Evolution?"
319: 2011-07-08: Evolution does not stand still. As long as humans breed, they are fulfilling its destiny. However, it is not one evolution but many.
320: 2011-07-08: As human breeds diverge, there will be growing walls between them. One species will listen to NPR, the other to Howard Stern.
321: 2011-07-08: Race is no longer a barrier to human breeding, but intelligence still is. We are still conscious of "marrying below ones station" in skills.
322: 2011-07-08: The many varieties of dogs are the result of selective human breeding. In coming centuries, human breeds may be similarly distinct.
323: 2011-07-07: Musicians tend to breed with other musicians, scientists with other scientists. Over time, this will yield many distinct human sub-species.
324: 2011-07-07: Human evolution has not ended. It has simply bifurcated, with smart lineages getting smarter and dumb ones getting dumber.
325: 2011-07-07: If dumb people breed more prodigiously than smart people, has human evolution stopped? Not necessarily. ...
326: 2011-07-07: Childhood in humans is the longest among the animals for a reason: It allows complex cultural programming that aids survival.
327: 2011-07-04: Google knows How to build search systems. It is mildly autistic regarding the human world.
328: 2011-07-04: I prefer cold weather over hot. It's easier to get warm than keep cool. (Speaking also for the human species, which is why we lack fur.)
329: 2011-06-27: Digital animation can do some amazing things, but it is nowhere close to reproducing the subtleties of the human voice.
330: 2011-06-27: Much human effort is wasted on microscopic issues that don't make a difference to the thing being sought.
331: 2011-06-27: Music evolved as a system of language learning. Humans basically sing to each other when they speak.
332: 2011-06-25: While total openness sounds nice in principle, no function of humanity can operate in that environment.
333: 2011-06-25: The most expressive instrument is the cello, especially in the hands of @xtinewu. Like a doleful human voice.
334: 2011-06-17: The "behavioral immune system" explains much irrational human behavior.
335: 2011-06-17: Alien-imposed birth control should be released only when the humans prove they can procreate responsibly.
336: 2011-06-17: The aliens, with their advanced technology, should be able to prevent human reproduction, perhaps by disabling sperm or neutralizing libido.
337: 2011-06-17: I have only one request of the aliens: Sterilize the human race until they implement a credible parental licensing program.
338: 2011-05-31: Human brain is limited to 150 friends Interview via @brainpicker
339: 2011-05-14: RT @AtheistQ: "Unthinking faith is a curious offering to be made to the creator of the human mind."
340: 2011-05-13: A book author wants to quote from our 2006 article on human motivation: "Why Do People Do What They Do?" Not bad!
341: 2011-05-12: If someone throws something at you and you duck, that's not initiative; that's reaction. Most human behavior is like that.
342: 2011-05-12: Most human behavior is either repetition of a past pattern or reaction to events of the outside world. Initiative is extremely rare.
343: 2011-05-12: The rarest human skill is motivation—the ability to independently initiate an action.
344: 2011-05-07: RT @Kurt_Vonnegut: Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.
345: 2011-05-05: How many people really know how to think? Only a tiny portion of the human population. The rest merely react to their environment.
346: 2011-05-04: RT @philoquotes: What do I care about Jupiter? Justice is a human issue, and I do not need a god to teach it to me. ~ Sartre http://bit. ...
347: 2011-05-01: We don't need demons, devils and supernatural monsters. Humans can do evil just fine on their own!
348: 2011-04-29: Through no fault of your own, you have extraordinary advantages over the rest of humanity. The question is, will you use them?
349: 2011-04-27: Human-powered gyroscopicly stabilized mobility device. (See bicycle.)
350: 2011-04-27: Movies usually offer an optimistic view of human change. The odds may be stacked against the hero, but he'll find a way to overcome them.
351: 2011-04-18: Jerusalem is testament to the human willingness to believe in whatever system you were born into.
352: 2011-04-17: Human suffering is everywhere. It is hypocritical to respond to it when it's visible but not when you know it's just out of view.
353: 2011-04-14: Humans are overwhelming religious because it must have had some survival benefit in our past.
354: 2011-04-14: Without the ability believe the unbelievable, humans would not blindly follow their elders and learning would not be transmitted.
355: 2011-04-14: Religion and religious faith are not a deviation in human intellectual development; they are an essential part of it.
356: 2011-04-14: Human children accept the words of their elders as truth, even if those words are absurd and counterintuitive, as with religion.
357: 2011-04-14: Humans differ from apes not in learning ability, per se, but in the ability to take instruction.
358: 2011-04-14: Human children are kept small so they don't appear as threats to adults.
359: 2011-04-14: Heifers reach full size in 2 years; humans take at least 16. Nature must hold them back to allow more time for brain development.
360: 2011-04-14: "Manic-depression" is a recurring cycle in all areas of human endeavor: expansive exuberance leading to a painful crash.
361: 2011-04-06: FYI: His Holiness the Bad Dalai Lama does not speak out of his ass! He has personal experience in most of the human folly he talks about.
362: 2011-04-02: Language Police: "cowboy" is sexist to both human and animal. Use "cattleperson" or "cattle management professional".
363: 2011-04-02: Many animals can learn, but only humans can be coaxed into believing in something they've never seen based on words alone.
364: 2011-03-30: Regret is possibly the most painful human emotion, and people will do anything to avoid it.
365: 2011-03-30: The sunk cost fallacy is not just a quirk of human behavior but one of its main forces. We all tend to stick with our investments.
366: 2011-03-27: "The false view of human nature is that we are rational individuals who respond in straightforward ways to incentives."
367: 2011-03-27: Humans are motivated by (1) protection of the ego and (2) pleasing or impressing others. Reason is only a distant third.
368: 2011-03-26: RT @kellybutler12: News flash! Humans ruled by emotions. via @flowchainsensei
369: 2011-03-26: The social focus of humans allows learning to be passed from one generation to the next but generally blocks self-learning.
370: 2011-03-26: Humans are social creatures, doing things mainly for the approval of others, not for their own reward.
371: 2011-03-26: Those who would abolish education fail to grasp the inertia of the average human, who wouldn't learn to read if it wasn't forced on him.
372: 2011-03-19: Vienna sausages are approximately the equivalent of dog food for humans.
373: 2011-03-14: @lolahayes "information overload is stronger than ever." <== Because humans get addicted to info, like cocaine. You can never get enough!
374: 2011-03-14: The normal condition of humanity is suffering, but only a tiny portion of it gets onto CNN.
375: 2011-03-12: @krd_metalgirl "I will bite You while hugging, Its a trap ;)" <== I think you're really a human who's just PRETENDING to be a zombie.
376: 2011-03-12: @krd_metalgirl "The Zombie needs a Hug." <== Are you going to be a zombie or not? Zombies don't do hugs. That's a human thing!
377: 2011-03-12: Disasters offer the TV viewer colorful entertainment without the complication of human politics.
378: 2011-03-10: "The human sex drive is certainly a powerful force—when denied—but the promises it makes are illusory and unfulfillable." {ibid}
379: 2011-03-10: Human child rearing is a huge undertaking requiring (in nature) two dedicated parents. Something powerful must hold them together.
380: 2011-03-09: The natural human tendency is to evaluate something by its surface characteristics rather than the underlying systems that make it work.
381: 2011-03-09: Leeches, predators and parasites—the human vampires who will drain you alive if you let them. Just get away!
382: 2011-03-08: Current human breeding trends suggest a bifurcated evolutionary system, where dumb breed with dumb and bright with bright. {ibid}
383: 2011-03-08: Our archive essay {11/17}: "The Crisis of Human Evolution"
384: 2011-03-08: The zoo on Rigel Seven found their human specimens were easily controlled by giving them television and freedom to change the channels.
385: 2011-03-07: Essential for any literate human is to know the names and numbers of the L.A. freeways and the impact of a SigAlert on any one of them.
386: 2011-03-06: Entertainment is a business model designed to generate profit and absorb human resources without actually accomplishing anything.
387: 2011-03-04: @PoulsNocturne "Always in my head...fucking all the time. Why?” <== Omnipresent sexual fantasies. Common in the human species.
388: 2011-03-03: Fame and money provide no immunity to human weakness.
389: 2011-02-26: Human behavior isn't about solving problems. It's about protecting the ego—which can be done by solving problems or by obscuring them.
390: 2011-02-24: If you want to understand human behavior, come to Las Vegas and eavesdrop on gamblers taking about their gambling.
391: 2011-02-20: Inertia is the human tendency to do the same things in the same way. We all get addicted to it, even when we think we're changing.
392: 2011-02-20: Your most fundamental human right—and responsibility—is to regulate your own personal economy.
393: 2011-02-03: Experimenting with Photomatix HDR on a human subject.
394: 2011-02-01: The main human deception is talk masquerading as action.
395: 2011-02-01: The human brain is a holistic processing system, seeking higher-level patterns in the data. Where computers see bytes, we hear music.
396: 2011-01-28: In Egypt, they can't Twitter, they can't Facebook... OH, THE HUMANITY!!!
397: 2011-01-26: Entertainment is society's most popular drug, neutralizing more human resources than all chemical drugs combined.
398: 2011-01-23: The Handicap Principle says that animals (and humans) may accept an ostentatious burden to prove their fitness. E.g. a peacock's feathers.
399: 2011-01-23: All mammals have teats but only humans have fatty breasts. They're a product of our upright posture, an eye-level signal of fertility.
400: 2011-01-20: Now we know what human ashes look like! RT @RotimiKuforiji: Burglars snort dead man—thinking his ashes are cocaine.
401: 2011-01-20: Will human consciousness ever be transferrable to a computer? Meh! Not bloody likely! via @quora
402: 2011-01-17: Cyborgs may take over the world, but that's not machine intelligence, only a human brain with more peripherals.
403: 2011-01-17: In a post-Singularity world humans will become slaves to a system none of them controls—just like today!
404: 2011-01-17: The saboteurs of the Prime Directive were the Cardassians, who refused to obey it, and the humans, who ignored it earlier in their history.
405: 2011-01-17: His Holiness meets with the ambassador from Rigel-5, a non-humanoid species.
406: 2011-01-14: Machiavelli had something right: Behind every human enterprise are hidden systems, separate from the noble sentiments people express.
407: 2011-01-11: All human behavior is predictable in retrospect: A+B=C. The problem is predicting it in advance, when you don't know which A and B to use.
408: 2011-01-11: @lolahayesHuman behavior at large is fairly predictable” <== Only in retrospect.
409: 2011-01-11: .@lolahayes "An analyst expects Verizon to sign up 9.6m iPhone users..." <== How can any "analyst" know what human behavior will be?
410: 2011-01-08: In the Civil War, the South's slavery was soundly beaten by the North's sweatshop labor. Victory for human rights?
411: 2011-01-07: The only thing about music that has to be "real" is the human voice. Everything else can be computer generated.
412: 2011-01-07: RT @sciencedaily: Lice DNA study shows humans first wore clothes 170,000 years ago: A new study following the evolution of lice sh... ht ...
413: 2011-01-05: The human body doesn't care about cuisine, only about the aggregate chemical products in the stomach. Cuisine is a vanity of the mind.
414: 2011-01-05: Humans evolved on a diet of cooked, high-density food, not just nuts and berries. "Back to nature" means whale blubber, suet and kidney pie.
415: 2011-01-04: Note on human protocol: "How are you?" is intended as an idiomatic greeting only. No one really wants to hear about your problems.
416: 2011-01-01: Bah! The only REAL holidays are the equinoxes, solstices and eclipses. All our values went mushy with the end of human sacrifice.
417: 2010-12-30: The two human errors of planning are a) not planning at all (impulsivity) and b) overplanning for a permanent future one can't possibly see.
418: 2010-12-30: Show me a pot legalization advocate and I'll show you someone trying to justify his own use. Concern for humanity has little to do with it.
419: 2010-12-30: Human nakedness (lack of fur) suggests that getting rid of heat was more important to our survival than keeping warm.
420: 2010-12-27: UFO evidence that seems clear at the beginning turns muddy upon closer examination. Damn humans keep getting in the way!
421: 2010-12-18: No human can obey every law and regulation. It's not possible and still get things done. You must decide which rules to comply with and why.
422: 2010-12-18: @laurenahayes "Inspecting/critiquing/digesting is the new seeing/observing/accepting" <== Alas, the human brain only does the former.
423: 2010-12-18: One human year is equivalent to 7 dog years or 26 Zuckerberg years.
424: 2010-12-17: The purpose of sex, in humans, is not just procreation but bonding, to encourage partners to stay together for child rearing.
425: 2010-12-17: Humans have far more sex than necessary for procreation. Females enjoy it even when not in estrus. Why?
426: 2010-12-17: To walk down the street of any busy city is to witness a thousand forms of human slavery.
427: 2010-12-17: If you doubt the potential speed of evolution, look at the many breeds of dogs, mostly created by human selection within historical times.
428: 2010-12-17: Dogs live in a perpetual "now". Humans live in the past or future but hardly ever in the now.
429: 2010-12-15: Cats, like humans, are not easily trained, but if you put out food, they will come, and you can set conditions on giving it.
430: 2010-12-13: For learning about philosophy, personality, mental illness and human delusional systems there is no finer laboratory than a failed romance.
431: 2010-12-13: "One of the human mind's chief preoccupations is prediction." WSJ via @NewMindMirror
432: 2010-12-12: Why do you need civil rights? Because law enforcement will always be a flawed human operation with a built-in bias toward guilt.
433: 2010-12-06: Discretion is the cornerstone of human relationships.
434: 2010-11-29: If slogans really change human behavior, then we should erect signs every mile along the highway: "Always Drive Safely!"
435: 2010-11-29: If there were no limit on the human lifespan, power would become entrenched and we would be even more wasteful of time than we already are.
436: 2010-11-28: Humans are natural hoarders, genetically programmed to stockpile resources for lean times. Once, it was essential, now dysfunctional.
437: 2010-11-24: Video Essay #9: Human Feedback Systems: - From an abandoned roadhouse in the Yukon Territory. Free tour at end!
438: 2010-11-18: The current trend of human evolution favors those of low intelligence and poor impulse control who procreate irresponsibly.
439: 2010-11-18: Blog entry: "The Crisis of Human Evolution" - While the dumb get dumber, the smart get smarter.
440: 2010-11-13: The human body is only the physical avatar of ones virtual personality.
441: 2010-11-04: Humans are natural hoarders, jealously guarding their possessions and stockpiling resources. It was functional for the cave but not today.
442: 2010-11-04: As the brain deteriorates, humans revert to their natural animal behavior of saving old containers and bits of string for future use.
443: 2010-11-04: Scenery is meaningless without human context.
444: 2010-11-03: Humanity is governed by inertia—the tendency to repeat the same behavior regardless of whether it is effective.
445: 2010-10-27: There is hardly any product you can buy that doesn't involve some form of human or animal exploitation.
446: 2010-10-23: A common affliction of humans (especially the male) is to dwell on technical minutia while completely missing the big picture.
447: 2010-10-23: The most powerful human emotion is regret—inner shame for ones own mistakes. Grief doesn't go on forever, but regret can!
448: 2010-10-21: Lying is costly and should be avoided, but that doesn't mean you should reveal everything you know. Human politics demand discretion.
449: 2010-10-19: Most humans will willingly accept imprisonment in exchange for the approval of their family and society.
450: 2010-10-16: No matter how technologically complex the world may become, it will always be dominated by the stupid mistakes of human ego.
451: 2010-10-16: Most human behavior is simply inaccessible to words. You can't talk people into changing. You can only bite back when they go too far.
452: 2010-10-14: Separating humans from apes is not just the ability to learn but the ability to be taught—to blindly trust the wisdom of teachers.
453: 2010-10-10: The ultimate test of any law or public policy is how human behavior actually responds to it.
454: 2010-10-06: Revolution, in most of human history, is a bloody battle to replace one form of oppression with another.
455: 2010-09-21: Scientists are driven by the blind religious faith that more knowledge is always better, a belief not supported by human history.
456: 2010-09-20: The greatest wasters of human potential are poverty, war, political repression, drugs and spectator sports.
457: 2010-09-19: Technology does not solve the problems of humanity. It merely redistributes them.
458: 2010-09-18: The main goal of human relations is not to convince people you are right but to get the behavior you want from them.
459: 2010-09-17: RT @DalaiLama: There must be a way of promoting human values without involving religion, based on common sense, experience and recent sc ...
460: KilroyCafe: 2010-12-09: RT @jleico: UFOs & Extraterrestrials Aliens Working Alongside Humans at Area 51
461: KilroyCafe: 2010-10-09: Government: giving secure employment to incompetents since the dawn of human history.
462: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-24: Human breasts are far larger than necessary to give milk. They're a signal to the male: "I got the goods!" Poor saps fall for it.
463: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-20: RT @BadDalaiLama: The greatest wasters of human potential are poverty, war, political repression, drugs and spectator sports.
464: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-19: RT @BadDalaiLama: Technology does not solve the problems of humanity. It merely redistributes them.
465: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-18: RT @BadDalaiLama: The main goal of human relations is not to convince people you are right but to get the behavior you want from them.
466: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-10: Humans are natural hoarders. They infuse objects with emotional meaning and don't want to part with them.
467: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-02: The phrase of the day is "parasitic human infants". And, yes, the nexus of the conspiracy IS the Discovery Channel. James Lee: dead prophet.
468: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-30: Your only potential threat is human, and these animals rarely leave their cars except to waddle into the Wal-Mart.
469: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-29: It is a human gift to discern patterns in chaos and live life as though it meant something.
470: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-28: At the Lorain County Fair, Wellington, Ohio, observing the haphazard effects of breeding and husbandry... in humans!
471: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-26: The rarest and most valuable of all human abilities is being relevant to the topic at hand.
472: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-24: The greatest asset — and deepest flaw — of humans is their willingness to follow others and accept the assumptions they are given.
473: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-17: The true test of human character is how a person behaves when he has power over others and no accountability.
474: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-15: It is human nature to stockpile resources (food, tools, etc) for future lean times, but in an environment of plenty it becomes pathological.
475: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-13: The world is a waster of human potential, but the Number One waster of that potential is the individual himself.
476: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-12: Humans are creatures of inertia. Whatever they are doing they are likely to keep doing until forced into another path.
477: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-11: Extending the human lifespan would be a great boon to crossword puzzle makers, and there could be a 24-hour channel devoted to Jeopardy!
478: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-10: The most fundamental human right is the ability to discreetly withhold information from others and release it only as you choose.
479: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-09: Dr. Guillotin's device for executing celebrities may have been more humane than current methods of public humiliation and pathetic decline.
480: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-21: Video: The Pigeons of St. Marks Square, Venice: - Wall-to-wall pigeons... feeding on humans! Yesterday.
481: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-19: The law doesn't really solve problems, merely redistributes them. Only human judgment, rooted in the moment, can solve problems.
482: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-13: Humans are creatures of habit. True initiative — stepping out of one's normal pattern without being forced — is exceedingly rare.
483: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-13: "Why, yes, let's PRAY to stop human suffering. That way we don't actually have to DO anything about anything." @rejecter
484: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-13: What is familiar is more likely to guide human actions than what is safe, wise or less painful.
485: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-28: People of Wal-Mart are a distinct human race, like Neanderthals. They supply our prisons and child welfare system and breed prodigiously.
486: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-28: Among adult humans, curiosity is rare. They may notice an alien presence in their environment, but they won't change course to investigate.
487: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-25: The typical human, upon gaining relative wealth, constructs a temple to himself called a "home" in which he is entombed until death.
488: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-19: Most of humanity is living in the decrepit shell of past dreams.
489: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-19: Behind every scientist is the blind religious faith that more knowledge is better, a belief that is not proven by human history.
490: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-18: Essential for any literate human is to know the names and numbers of the L.A. freeways and the impact of a SigAlert on any one of them.
491: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-17: The zoo on Rigel Seven found their human specimens were easily controlled by giving them television and the freedom to change the channels.
492: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-10: In the hierarchy of human needs, sleep overrules all others (except maybe the need to pee).
493: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-31: Scenery is meaningless without human context. #sixwordstories
494: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-28: It takes a special breed of human to choose a pit bull as a pet: M - O - R - O - N. (They like guns, too, but luckily they can't spell.)
495: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-27: "Entertainment" is a business model designed to generate profit and absorb human resources without actually accomplishing anything.
496: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-25: As the brain deteriorates, humans revert into packrats, saving juice containers and bits of string for future use that never comes.
497: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-27: Human Etiquette 101: When someone says, "How are you?" you are supposed to say, "Fine, thanks!" No one expects you to truthfully answer.
498: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-15: The fundamental human conflict is between fatalism and taking control. Problems are solved by moving from "I have no choice" to "I do."
499: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-13: Good and evil are recognizable qualities in the human brain. Good is internal consistency, while evil is a mind at war with itself.
500: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-13: Technology can improve your life if you use it wisely, but it doesn't help humanity as a whole. There's more suffering now than ever before.
501: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-12: If you live in a home that exceeds your needs, you are vulnerable to the charge, "You did this instead of helping humanity?"
502: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-09: Economic activity — buying, selling and scams related thereto — come as naturally to the human as breathing, eating and sex.
503: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-09: Photo: Spring Break, Destin, Florida. These poor guys are hopelessly outnumbered! - A humanitarian crisis?
504: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-01: All human brains are not equal. There are fundamental processing differences between adults as great as between different species.
505: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-26: Reason in humans is an illusion. Human behavior is dictated by ego, with reason backfilled only later to support the choice already made.
506: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-24: When trying to understand the irrational behavior of humans, there are no better research subjects than your own family members.
507: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-18: It is human nature to obsess over minor risks while the big ones sneak up and get you from behind.
508: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-17: There is no food item or consumer product that isn't tainted by some form of animal or human abuse. You just have to look deep enough.
509: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-16: Everything you own but don't need not only clutters up your own life but isolates you from the bulk of humanity who is struggling to get by.
510: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-16: Among us lives a special race of humans who look like us and sound like us but inside they are not like us BECAUSE THEY'RE FRICKING IDIOTS!
511: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-14: If you think you can live without medical care (ie insurance), consider that the "natural" historic lifespan of humans was barely 40 years.
512: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-14: There ought to be a formula for evaluating human and animal suffering. Human should be rated higher, and slow torture more than quick death.
513: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-09: The human world is built on a web of lies and delusions. If you dispell one of them, the system will replace it with another.
514: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-07: Super Bowl Sunday is a time to reflect on the vast wasted human potential of the people watching it.
515: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-04: The basic human drama, in fiction and in life, is about a character facing his own fears and overcoming his own inertia.
516: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-31: The fundamental human conflict is between inertia and taking control.
517: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-30: Gadgetitus is an affliction, chiefly of the human male, involving the acquisition and maintenance of too many gadgets and devices.
518: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-23: Throughout human political history, most "bold initiatives" have lead to deep shit.
519: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-14: Has Iams ever considered making food for humans? Imagine: complete and balanced nutrition in bland pellets you eat every day. Works for me!
520: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-12: "The influence of each human being on others in this life is a kind of immortality." - John Adams
521: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-11: "Shooting the messenger" is the official human sport. If a message conflicts with one's own investments, that's the easiest way.
522: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-06: RT @Sheamus: "Evil is always unspectacular and always human. And shares our bed... and eats at our table." ~ W.H. Auden
523: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-02: RT @zeekatai: "Embarrassed" is my least favorite human emotion, followed by "hiccups." Then it goes: loneliness, sneezing, ennui, hives, ...
524: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-20: Avatar: At least the shapely Na'Vi women have the decency to not go topless, in deference to our human sensitivities.
525: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-11: Revolution, in most of human history, is a bloody battle to replace one form of oppression with another.
526: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-01: RT @aedison: The best thing about God is how all His rewards can apparently be so easily expressed in human terms.
527: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-25: The ultimate test of any law or public policy is how human behavior actually responds to it -- which no ideology can predict.
528: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-07: Most human behavior is simply inaccessible to words. You can't talk people into changing. You can only punish and reward.
529: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-07: What separates humans from the apes is not just the ability to learn but the ability to be taught - to blindly trust the wisdom of others.
530: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-03: Misery is one of two common threads of human existence. The other is denial.
531: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-29: The most powerful human emotion is regret: inner shame for ones own mistakes. Grief doesn't go on forever, but regret can!
532: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-29: A common affliction of the human male is to dwell on technical minutia while completely missing the big picture.
533: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-25: It is remarkable how humans can willingly accept imprisonment in exchange for the approval of their family and society.
534: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-25: No matter how complex the world may become, it will always be dominated by the stupid mistakes of human ego.
535: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-07: If you trust in God and human authority, you're going to be blindsided by the world because you didn't understand what was really going on.
536: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-04: Most human behavior is driven by ego, not logic. People do whatever seems to protect their self-esteem in the moment, even if it hurts.
537: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-30: The primary activities of pair-bonded humans appear to be centered on nest-building and only incidentally the rearing of young.
538: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-08: NY Times: "In Taming Dogs, Humans May Have Sought a Meal " - Dogs are the animal most entwined with us.
539: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-01: A fundamental human conflict is separating appearance from operational quality -- what looks nice from what really works.
540: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-29: Let's get our priorities straight: The human body is only the physical avatar of ones online personality.
541: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-26: Photo Tip #6: HUMANIZATION. Every photo needs a human or human-like character to give the scene perspective.
542: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-21: A song consists of lyrics sung by the human voice. Instrumental music is only a supporting character.
543: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-16: My clinical study of the "Preening and Nesting Behavior of the Human Female" (Kilroy Cafe #7, June 08)
544: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-14: True humanity lies in skirting the law. You don't openly defy it but subtly evade it to reach a morally acceptable conclusion.
545: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-14: In law schools, I would add a required course: "Evasion of Law." It would teach how to skirt the law to achieve the best human outcome.
546: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-10: I am protesting Frito Lay's human rights policies in [insert location here]. Those are blood chips!
547: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-10: UFO evidence that seems clear at the beginning turns muddy upon closer examination. Damn humans keep getting in the way!
548: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-10: Don't ask me to explain the human male. I'm a member by gender but not by culture.
549: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-22: In human behavior, there is no "normal", just differing gradations of dysfunction.
550: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-16: The main goal of human relations is not to convince people you are right but simply to get the behavior you want from them.
551: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-12: No human can obey every law and government regulation. It's impossible! You must choose what to comply with and why.
552: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-05: The law, due to its human origins and human enforcement, will always be a royal screw-up.
553: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-04: In the human world, there's tragedy everywhere you look - if you care to look!
554: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-29: NY Times: "The Resilience of Modern Marriage" - A tribute to the strength (or insanity) of human pair bonding.
555: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-22: To walk down the street of any busy city is to witness 10,000 forms of human slavery.
556: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-13: Zahavi's "Handicap Principle" says that animals (and humans) will ostentatiously waste resources to signal their fitness. It's everywhere!
557: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-13: The Handicap Principle helps explain human breasts, which are far larger than they have to be to give milk. They are a fitness signal.
558: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-13: The Handicap Principle suggests an inate human tendency to ostentatiously display and waste ones resources. It signals you are powerful.
559: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-13: Why are sweat glands unique to humans? They seem like such a handy cooling mechanism.
560: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-11: Millions of U.S. households aren't ready for the switch to digital television. It's a HUMANITARIAN CRISIS!
561: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-11: "Packratting" is the human tendency to stockpile resources even when they are not realistically needed. With mental illness, it gets worse.
562: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-11: Pity the autistic male whose only knowledge of human culture is related to the following of sports teams. Also pity his wife.
563: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-10: Why you need civil rights: because law enforcement will always be a flawed human operation with a built-in bias toward guilt.
564: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-09: Humans evolved to eat cooked foods. Cooking is part of our digestive process, like the four stomachs of a cow.
565: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-08: Human life does not thrive under law or commerce, only in the hidden places that law and commerce ignore.
566: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-07: The rarest of all human abilities is to question ones own position in life.
567: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-05: Our need for witnesses arises from our human nature. We are followers, even when we lead. We are always hooked in to our social environment.
568: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-05: Humans are unique in the animal world for their ability to take instruction. They are programmed to want approval, to be "witnessed."
569: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-05: Humans have a primal need for "witnesses" - beings more powerful than themselves acknowledging what they are doing.
570: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-01: At the core of every good movie is a simple human dilemma that all the special effects in the world can't buy.
571: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-01: The greatest human disasters are usually born in euphoria. You overestimate your own abilities, so you take on more than you can handle..
572: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-23: I seem to be missing something. What is the point of a high-res TV screen that exceeds the resolution of the human eye that's watching it?
573: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-22: Human relations are a constant struggle between loneliness on one side and engulfment on the other.
574: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-22: Once you know your marriage isn't gong to work, the most humane thing you can do for everyone is to cut the cord quickly.
575: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-21: Stardate 2009.141, Las Vegas, early 21st Century. I am torn: Should I reveal to the humans the doom that awaits them or keep it to myself?
576: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-15: All conspiracy theories are confounded by human politics, in that it's hard to get evil conspirators to agree on anything.
577: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-14: Big Brother is watching us, with video cameras everywhere. Trouble is: humans have to monitor those cameras, so BB is still blind.
578: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-09: Star Trek movie fact checking: In the 23rd Century no educated human will speak English as a second language, let alone Russian as a first.
579: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-04: Male Data Collection Syndrome (MDCS) is the propensity of the human male to collect useless info and statistics: sports scores, etc.
580: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-26: Humans evolved from apes through cooking. NY Times: Compare to my Chimp screenplay:
581: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-26: People choose a WORSE diet when a healthy option is offered. NY Times (4/6): - An interesting human perception defect.
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