Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "histor"

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1: 2017-09-30: @MailOnline @BadLamaEureka Trump Administration officials will be judged by history according to the Bristol Stool Chart.
2: 2017-09-17: Historical note: Vlad turned the burghers into shish kebab. 🍔➡️🍢
3: 2017-08-30: Trump in Texas: This is an incredible storm. The biggest in history. Obama never had a storm like this.
4: 2017-03-17: On My Bucket List: End up on the wrong side of history.
5: 2017-03-17: The tragic history of romance is knowing what the right path is and taking the wrong path anyway.
6: 2017-02-06: Perhaps history will remember the Trump era not as a dark period but as a great flowering of culture inspired by a comically evil foe.
7: 2017-01-24: Prediction: The Trump Administration will be the leakiest in history. Every conflict in the White House will be reported in the Wash Post.
8: 2016-12-12: I posted this on Instagram ONE YEAR AGO TODAY, then I deleted it. I am reposting it now for historical interest.
9: 2016-11-26: Being proven right by history is a cold comfort. History should have listened the first time around.
10: 2016-11-12: "Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian." ~ Lee Simonson — so it will be with Trump 2016
11: 2016-11-09: Traumatic Moments in American History — Where were you when you heard about Pearl Harbor, JFK assassination, Twin Towers, Trump election.
12: 2016-09-16: The general trend of history: We thought we were so smart. We were wrong.
13: 2016-05-02: RT @nypost: The 54-year-old “Sail Away” singer was outed last week as the richest female in British and Irish history…
14: 2016-02-04: Don't complain to me that history abused your demographic group. History abused just about everybody.
15: 2015-11-22: Attn would-be suicide terrorists: There is a punishment worse than death. We can expose your entire social media history to public ridicule.
16: 2015-09-19: HELP WANTED at the G.W. Bush Presidential Library: historians, curators and tour guides willing to sugar-coat history.
17: 2015-04-18: Putin rewriting Russian history to say nothing bad ever happened.
18: 2015-04-14: History was great—if you disregard the killings, discrimination, crude medicine, short lives, entrenched classes and brutal work conditions.
19: 2015-03-31: History is crafted by those who write the history books.
20: 2015-03-31: Emperor Nero fiddled while his enemies fiddled with his historical image.
21: 2015-03-17: I refuse to celebrate Women's History Month or Black History Month until there's a Men's History Month honoring misogynistic slaveowners.
22: 2015-02-18: History accumulates like snow on a glacier, compressing the older layers until they're almost forgotten.
23: 2015-01-19: Extraordinary moments in history usually seem unremarkable at the time.
24: 2015-01-01: Poets were the rock stars of most of human history.
25: 2014-12-25: Integrity is a person acting as though history were watching,
26: 2014-09-28: The ultimate test of our current actions is, "How do we explain this to history?"
27: 2014-09-19: RT @cracked: Lindbergh didn't make the first transatlantic flight. 6 Famous Firsts You Learned in History Class (Are Total BS) - http://t.c…
28: 2014-09-08: Families are a system for reenacting history, not always in a good way.
29: 2014-09-01: Putin got it wrong. Powerful countries can't unilaterally "correct mistakes of history". Only Israel is allowed to do that.
30: 2014-08-31: Beware of straight-line projections. History doesn't work that way.
31: 2014-08-29: RT @Peripatetia: History lesson: San Antonio is a place where Betty Crocker died at the Alamo and Peewee couldn't find the basement.
32: 2014-08-20: RT @w_archaeology: Caesar Augustus died 2000 years ago. Here's why he was one of history's greatest leaders. -
33: 2014-07-06: RT @HistoryInPix: Boy watching TV for the first time in an appliance store window, 1948
34: 2014-05-27: The history of Russia (and other oppressive regimes) in an animated illustration by Pawel Kuczynski
35: 2014-05-01: Don't get nostalgic for an earlier era or dwell on injustices of the past. As a rule, history sucked for just about everybody.
36: 2014-05-01: Creationist Fact: The Flintstones is historically accurate. Cavemen and dinosaurs lived together in a town named Bedrock 5000 years ago.
37: 2014-04-28: Life has a web browser history you can't erase.
38: 2014-04-20: RT @TIME: The history of technology, as told in wacky British Pathé newsreels
39: 2014-03-08: RT @Slate: The history of Tunnel 57: The secret tunnel under the Berlin wall:
40: 2014-03-04: RT @davidhorsey: #Putin may pay for his #ukraineinvasion, if history is a guide. Read me:
41: 2014-02-21: Your race, religion or gender may have suffered great historical injustices, but don't forget that history sucked for just about everybody.
42: 2014-02-14: I'm sure this is a fine website, but isn't "History Today" an oxymoron?
43: 2014-02-07: Full equality will be achieved when Women's Studies and Black History Month sound as absurd as Men's Studies and White History Month
44: 2014-01-12: Meaning business below deck (15 sec video) @ USCGC Taney (WHEC/WPG 37) - Historic Ships in Baltimore…
45: 2014-01-11: Sunset or moonrise for anywhere in the world at any time in modern history:
46: 2013-12-25: Throughout most of human history, stupidity was usually fatal. I kinda miss those days.
47: 2013-12-09: Long-anticipated moments in history are always "yawn" moments when they finally happen. re #area51 @TIME - Comments:
48: 2013-09-08: My Drug History: 1 marijuana high, 3x almost drunk, 1 Vicodin buzz (prescribed by doctor), 6+ friends lost to drugs.
49: 2013-08-19: Nearly every plot of land in the world has at some point in its history been stolen from its rightful owner. You can't give it all back.
50: 2013-08-11: History tells us that most revolutions merely replace one form of tyranny with another.
51: 2013-08-06: History always reveals that you weren't as smart as you thought you were.
52: 2013-06-24: "97 percent of humanity’s wealth was created in just the last 0.01 percent of our history.” #occupyhistory #deadpeopleunite
53: 2013-06-04: All traumas, with time, become merely history.
54: 2013-05-04: With time, past mistakes and traumas fade to neutrality and begin to look like any other piece of history—just something that happened.
55: 2013-04-26: Bob Lazar speaking about flying saucers in the early 1990s. - A fascinating bit of UFO history!
56: 2013-04-06: Historical events always seem more epic to those who were not there.
57: 2013-04-02: Our past history is filled with absurd things marketing told us and we believed.
58: 2013-03-14: Milan Central Railway Station, Nov. 8, 1992... or any time in history! - More Europe 1992:
59: 2013-02-03: Nothing if not poetic. ==> RT @Telegraph Deadliest marksman in US military history shot dead
60: 2013-01-20: If you go through the motions some people may be fooled, even you, but history will know you were going through the motions.
61: 2013-01-16: William Goldman (writer of Butch Cassidy etc) in new interview via @lawnrocket 1.5 hours. Mostly his personal history.
62: 2013-01-16: History is full of dicks. The only consolation is that history rapidly forgets them. (Except Nixon.)
63: 2013-01-11: Nature's way, as humans experienced it for most of their history, is a short and painful life.
64: 2013-01-06: "At every age we think we’re having the last laugh, and at every age we’re wrong." — The End of History illusion:
65: 2013-01-04: The End of History Delusion: You think you'll stay the same but you won't.
66: 2012-12-24: Babe in a manger. Christians thrown to the lions. Once you see these places and know the real history, you can't retain the same mythology.
67: 2012-12-23: Sleighbells ringing, chestnuts roasting... Christmas carol imagery is stuck in a Middle Earth era of history that never actually existed.
68: 2012-12-20: Twitter to allow download & search of entire tweet history. <== HHBDL was there years ago!
69: 2012-12-12: @liberance @lawnrocket Historical note: Paranormal Activity. No budget. No crew. No storyboard. Made millions.
70: 2012-12-11: When your current approach to a problem isn't working, it is tempting to believe an opposite utopian plan will work. That's history!
71: 2012-10-30: If no one in the present cares what you do, perform for history.
72: 2012-10-25: The pivotal moment in the history of the world was the breakup of the Beatles. [*if you're a Beatles fan]
73: 2012-10-24: Everything I know about ancient history came from John William Waterhouse.
74: 2012-10-23: Hannibal crossed the Alfs with heffalumps during the First Pubic War, sending a wave of woozles through the drivel of history.
75: 2012-09-29: Smithsonian Natural History Museum. Right now!
76: 2012-09-28: If someone is selling an historic bridge to you stone by stone, they probably need the money for drugs. Also: They don't really own it.
77: 2012-08-25: Throughout most of history, humans thrived in a wide range of temperatures with minimal heat and no A/C. Our bodies are built to take it!
78: 2012-08-21: This woman told me about the history of the school, which was over 100 years old. (Fremont, Ohio, yesterday)
79: 2012-07-29: Youth is a history of squandered resources.
80: 2012-07-18: RT @brainpicker: The story of "the most far-flung, most organized, most brazen example of homosexual extortion in the nation's history" ...
81: 2012-07-04: Do not expect the young to bear the burdens of history before they were born. They have their own lives to lead.
82: 2012-06-25: Europe has a lot of nasty history where people died for their political beliefs. The worst America had was McCarthyism and the Bush era.
83: 2012-06-18: I'm not ashamed of my race, but historically my people rarely see the sun. Exposed to it nonstop, we White folk prune up real fast.
84: 2012-06-14: RT @KilroyCafe: Government: giving secure employment to incompetents since the dawn of human history.
85: 2012-05-28: @OneFaithLove Rant noted, but no sense in ranting against that which you can't change. History always brings shifts, good and bad.
86: 2012-05-27: No matter how many booms and busts history may give us, everyone thinks their boom is different.
87: 2012-05-13: People predict the future by taking the current trend and extrapolating it in a straight line. Alas, history rarely turns out that way.
88: 2012-02-24: San Diego Natural History Museum - 360° panorama
89: 2012-02-24: Business end of the Allosaurus fragility. (@ San Diego Natural History Museum w/ 2 others) [pic]:
90: 2012-02-17: The last thing a religious person wants to investigate is the history of their religion.
91: 2012-01-14: History tends to praise whatever figurehead was at the bow of the ship as it turned, neglecting the currents that really moved it.
92: 2012-01-01: 2011 Photo Highlights: Henricus Historic Park, Virginia (December)
93: 2011-12-29: The American Revolution was probably the only one in history that worked like it was supposed to.
94: 2011-12-22: Some of history's most acclaimed leaders were merely figureheads who happened to be at the bow of the ship when it was turning.
95: 2011-12-16: Damn! How many French Revolutions were there? What a messy batch of history!
96: 2011-12-09: A short history of my "Case Against Marriage" book, just added to my Philosophy page.
97: 2011-12-08: Why do we remember the Pilgrims of Plymouth more than earlier settlers at Jamestown? Better P.R.! Most early historians were New Englanders.
98: 2011-12-08: Inside the Corps de Guard cabin, Henricus Historical Park - 360° panorama.
99: 2011-12-08: The 2nd successful British settlement in the New World. (@ Henricus Historical Park) [pic]:
100: 2011-11-30: Supposedly I'm on TV — Right now! History Channel. Old UFO Hunters episode.
101: 2011-11-29: New England is full of historic birthplaces of once-famous dead people who no one today has ever heard of.
102: 2011-10-16: "Assassinated by an anarchist" is a recurring theme throughout history, rarely to the betterment of mankind.
103: 2011-10-12: New Video: An oral history of my airline career... and my free flight benefit. - My longest video ever! 1+ hour.
104: 2011-10-11: History will remember this time as the golden era of ineffective street protests.
105: 2011-09-15: People in the midst of history usually can't see it for what it is.
106: 2011-07-13: Hoarding made perfect sense in most of human history, when every scrap of string was precious.
107: 2011-06-13: Our history is being written by the Gnomes of Wikipedia,
108: 2011-05-06: Whenever there's a war, who is going to fight and die? The male! We are the cannon fodder of history.
109: 2011-05-06: The male throughout history has been oppressed by the female, who demands that he support her while she stays home and cooks supper.
110: 2011-05-06: White Christian Anglo-Saxon males—an abused minority ignored by history.
111: 2011-04-14: Historically, it is more conducive to survival to follow the ways of ones elders than to think independently.
112: 2011-04-10: Historic Front Street, Wells, Nevada.
113: 2011-03-31: Who was the greatest CHICKEN mass-murderer in history—Frank Purdue, Colonel Sanders or Mike Tyson? Justify your answer. {tweeting from KFC}
114: 2011-03-31: The greatest mass murderer in history? Sir Walter Raleigh. Beats Hitler by a long shot! He still kills over five million EACH YEAR.
115: 2011-03-08: We're at a crossroads, a turning point in history... and have been for as long as any of us can remember!
116: 2011-02-26: Your words have a credit score. If you have a history of honest dealing and doing what you say you will, then people believe you.
117: 2011-02-19: The "Duhs!" of history: Chinese had gunpowder but no guns. Egyptians didn't get the wheel. Greeks missed the arch. What are we overlooking?
118: 2011-02-06: Dear autocorrect: I beg to differ. At this stage in history, "internet" is so routine as to no longer require capitalization.
119: 2011-01-31: RT @TheBosha: Somebody ever gives you a "Lifetime Achievement Award" clear your browser history and kiss your ass goodbye.
120: 2011-01-24: If women have been abused throughout history, so have men. I think we can agree in general terms that history sucked for almost everyone.
121: 2011-01-17: The saboteurs of the Prime Directive were the Cardassians, who refused to obey it, and the humans, who ignored it earlier in their history.
122: 2011-01-06: Nearly every property on Earth has, sometime in history, been stolen from its rightful owner. That doesn't mean we can right these wrongs.
123: 2010-12-26: The difference between studying history and living it is that when you live it you don't know how it will turn out.
124: 2010-12-19: History has never known an anarchist who actually improved the world. They're only remembered for starting wars and blowing things up.
125: 2010-12-17: If you doubt the potential speed of evolution, look at the many breeds of dogs, mostly created by human selection within historical times.
126: 2010-12-15: Video Essay #15: From the Harvard Museum of Natural History, "Quality and Deception" - With free museum tour!
127: 2010-12-13: Photos: A Day at the Museum (Harvard Natural History Museum) - Mar. 08. Cool skeletons and stuff!
128: 2010-12-12: Some of history's most acclaimed leaders were merely figureheads who happened to be at the bow of the ship when it was turning.
129: 2010-10-21: Every plot of land, sometime in history, was stolen from its rightful owner. We cannot correct every past wrong without upending society.
130: 2010-10-19: A relationship is a shared history. It means that when you talk to someone you already have a language in common.
131: 2010-10-18: RT @historytweets: A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. -Winston Churchill
132: 2010-10-06: Revolution, in most of human history, is a bloody battle to replace one form of oppression with another.
133: 2010-10-04: History is full of young people courted to disaster by thinking their generation is different.
134: 2010-09-24: Men are judged great by history not for their accomplishments but for their ability to produce memorable Twitter-size quotes.
135: 2010-09-21: Scientists are driven by the blind religious faith that more knowledge is always better, a belief not supported by human history.
136: KilroyCafe: 2011-01-04: Crash of the airship Shenandoah near Ava, Ohio, Sept. 3, 1925. (historical marker)
137: KilroyCafe: 2010-10-09: Government: giving secure employment to incompetents since the dawn of human history.
138: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-24: RT @BadDalaiLama: Men are judged great by history not for their accomplishments but for their ability to produce memorable Twitter-size ...
139: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-07: The law is not morality, only a crude caricature of it. Some of history's worst atrocities were committed by people "just obeying the law."
140: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-08: "We'll protect you" is one of history's great betrayed pledges, usually a set-up for slaughter.
141: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-19: Behind every scientist is the blind religious faith that more knowledge is better, a belief that is not proven by human history.
142: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-11: History makes you realize all the amazing things done by dead people.
143: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-10: History will remember the great retail holocausts of the past two decades: the rise of Wal-Mart and Amazon and the death of Mom and Pop.
144: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-16: Even the most exotic experience seems normal when you are going through it. Your mind adjusts and can't see it the way history will.
145: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-14: If you think you can live without medical care (ie insurance), consider that the "natural" historic lifespan of humans was barely 40 years.
146: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-12: Men are judged great by history based not on their accomplishments but on their ability to produce memorable Twitter-sized quotes.
147: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-07: If you're gonna sell shit, it has to be new shit, not old shit. No one wants old shit, unless it's really, really old historic shit.
148: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-31: A "relationship" is a shared history. It means that when you interact with someone, you already speak some of their unique language.
149: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-23: Throughout human political history, most "bold initiatives" have lead to deep shit.
150: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-10: It has to be true. I saw it on the History Channel.
151: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-10: History is full of young people courted to disaster by thinking their generation is different.
152: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-06: @jerodcbatte "Which shows were they?" - Almost identical Area 51 episodes on UFO Hunters and MysteryQuest. History Channel has gone to crap!
153: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-22: 20th Century History: Woodward & Bernstein were a composer/songwriter team who produced such classics as West Side Story and Sound of Music.
154: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-11: Revolution, in most of human history, is a bloody battle to replace one form of oppression with another.
155: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-05: First MTV lost its music. Then History Channel did UFOs. Now Cartoon Network has gone "real". - Scooby Doo, Where R U?
156: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-16: Wildlife photography is so much easier when the wildlife stands still for you. My photos: (Denver Nat. History Museum)
157: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-10: The difference between studying history and living it is that when you live it you don't know how it will turn out.
158: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-29: New photos from an "Area 51" TV shoot for an upcoming History Channel show - In Nevada and Utah.
159: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-04: In Wyoming, it was "historic" when pioneers left their mark on Independence Rock but illegal when modern visitors do it. A double standard?
160: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-07: Regret is such a painful emotion that people will do anything to avoid it. They'll deny history or cripple their future to make it go away.
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