Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "govern"

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1: 2018-11-21: On My Bucket List: Provide discreet offshore wealth management for corrupt government officials and their cronies.
2: 2017-11-25: Jared Kushner is going to reform government, solve the opioid crisis and negotiate Middle East peace, right after he gets out of jail.
3: 2017-03-06: Funny thing that you can be President of the United States and still think the government is out to get you.
4: 2016-12-11: The default form of government is an authoritarian strongman wielding absolute power, rewarding his friends and impoverishing everyone else.
5: 2016-11-09: To govern, a politician needs the support of the people but also some respect from the Comedy-Entertainment-Journalism Complex.
6: 2016-11-09: Now the question is, how is someone with no experience in government going to figure out how to govern?
7: 2015-07-12: The universal risk in every government is that it devolves over time into simply protecting the egos and positions of the people running it.
8: 2015-03-25: "To be a living Buddha in China these days, you need a 'living Buddha permit' from the government." re @DalaiLama
9: 2015-03-22: I don't like Smokey Bear's accusatory tone. Assign a government employee to do a job and the first thing he does is blame others.
10: 2015-03-16: Propaganda doesn't end with governments. Lawyers, advertisers and religious believers all do the same.
11: 2014-11-04: The saving grace of America is a deeply ingrained distrust of government power, which makes it harder for totalitarianism to take hold.
12: 2014-09-03: RT @cracked: 5 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Government Spending - |
13: 2014-06-10: You can't change human nature through government intervention. The most you can expect is to penalize or incentivize specific behavior
14: 2014-05-17: I was bullied as a child, but I survived. It's part of growing up. I don't think government can prevent kids from being mean to other kids.
15: 2014-05-12: You oppose taxes and hate the government but drive on roads you expect to be free. How?
16: 2014-03-17: Russian government admits economy is in crisis
17: 2014-03-10: For Putin's next annexation, how about here? Abused and ignored by the central government. Many Russian speakers.
18: 2014-03-06: Street vendors in front of the Palace of the Governors (today)
19: 2014-01-11: In the USA, the best source of weather forecasts is still the government. beats all the other sites for detail.
20: 2013-12-11: Government has two dangers: 1) corruption and 2) the unintended negative consequences of good intentions.
21: 2013-12-06: [Insert political opinion on current government dysfunction]
22: 2013-10-01: Google doodle celebrates Yosemite National Park as park closes thanks to government shutdown
23: 2013-09-30: RT @mollyesque: A government shutdown won't make House
24: 2013-09-15: But isn't this true anywhere on Earth, no matter where you post the sign? @ Government Camp
25: 2013-08-25: Paranoia is thinking you're important enough that the government would want to suppress you.
26: 2013-06-18: RT @washingtonpost: Erdogan's deputy: Government is prepared to use the armed forces against protesters
27: 2013-06-16: Taksim Update: All quiet. Police are holding the square and park. Crowds gone home–for now. Pro-government rally will be far away.
28: 2013-06-15: Must sleep now. Tomorrow a pro-government rally is planned in Taksim Square. Coming: my photos from the last day of Gezi Park and a video.
29: 2013-06-08: RT @nytimes: The Turkish government blames Twitter while many Turks point their fingers at a cowed news media
30: 2013-06-05: Is this truly the role of government? ==> Buying lottery tickets just keeps getting easier via @TIME
31: 2013-05-27: In a rare show of bipartisan unity, Democrats and Republicans come together to announce, "It's hopeless. Government can't be fixed."
32: 2013-05-12: "Leading Candidates Admit Government Impossible To Fix" (Onion news story we would like to see)
33: 2013-05-02: "Every life is worth saving no matter what the cost." — If you think like that, there is no way you could run a government.
34: 2013-03-06: Weird! You never see this in Washington at a weekday rush hour (5pm). Green = no traffic. Why? Government shut down!
35: 2012-12-22: Amid Republican chaos on taxes, guns and gays, it is easy to forget their one noble philosophy: Government can not solve every problem.
36: 2012-12-17: RT @HLMenckenBot: The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic.
37: 2012-11-21: RT @HLMenckenBot: All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him a ...
38: 2012-11-10: You shouldn't condemn all Israelis for the actions of their government any more than you would blame all Americans for electing George Bush.
39: 2012-10-17: The role of government is to enforce business rules, assure public safety and protect communal resources. It can't solve people's problems.
40: 2012-10-13: No government program can give people initiative. The best it can do is offer opportunities for those who already have it.
41: 2012-09-10: Hey, I have any idea! Let's put workers and peasants in charge of the government!
42: 2012-08-10: On My Bucket List: Become a bodybuilder, movie star and Governor of California, ending my career as a caricature of my former self.
43: 2012-07-12: What is the United States Government trying to hide? (Chupacabras?)
44: 2012-07-05: Theoretical physicists are autistics who like to solve abstract problems and who expect the government to pay for their entertainment.
45: 2012-07-05: The government funding particle physics is like it funding the Catholic Church. This is a religious pursuit, not for the public good.
46: 2012-06-14: RT @KilroyCafe: Government: giving secure employment to incompetents since the dawn of human history.
47: 2012-05-28: Abandoned Government Facilty, Green River, Utah - 360° panorama Chernobylesque!
48: 2012-05-28: Restricted US Government facility, but the gate is open. (It wasn't the last time I was here.) Going in!
49: 2012-05-28: Government is inevitable and inevitably inept.
50: 2012-05-09: Marriage is a RELIGIOUS institution that government ought to stay clear of. The issue isn't gay rights but separation of church and state.
51: 2012-05-09: The dueling agendas of gay rights are "Government must stay out of our bedroom," and "Government must sanction our relationship."
52: 2012-05-09: The gay marriage fight is based on the assumption that a private relationship isn't legitimate until it is acknowledged by the government.
53: 2012-05-09: There's a name for a government that tries to do everything for everybody and provide services in excess of its resources: Greece.
54: 2012-05-09: Liberals seem more compassionate, but if left in charge of government, they would cripple society with utopian schemes that don't work.
55: 2012-05-09: "Conservative" is an umbrella for a lot of nasty things, but one core principle is sound: The best government is the least government.
56: 2012-05-09: Economic realities can be brutal and unfair, but there is a limit to how much protection government can provide without succumbing itself.
57: 2012-05-09: .@Kyoks1 Liberal delusion: more government regulation can make health care more efficient. It has never happened in the past.
58: 2012-05-09: The role of government is to provide regulation (boundaries on behavior). It fails when it tries to find solutions to people's problems.
59: 2012-04-09: Government conspiracy theories assume a hyper-efficient "secret government" within our incompetent one, actually getting things done.
60: 2012-04-09: The government is massively inefficient and moderately incompetent in everything it does. Absurd to think it could keep UFO info secret.
61: 2012-04-09: The existence of government secrecy does not prove the existence of UFOs.
62: 2012-04-09: Right now! Driving behind a convoy of unmarked armor-plated government SUVs. Coincidence, or did they read my tweets?
63: 2012-04-05: Whenever government tries to fix a social problem, there's a high risk of collateral damage worst than the original affliction.
64: 2012-03-03: It's impossible to visit Ventura without thinking about pet detectives and wrestling governors.
65: 2012-01-11: You gotta love the gumption of student governments: holding meetings, making speeches and passing resolutions having no effect whatsoever.
66: 2012-01-11: On My Bucket List: Become a high-ranking elected official in campus student government.
67: 2011-12-25: Government is inevitable and inevitably inept.
68: 2011-11-07: "The U.S. government has no evidence that any life exists outside our planet." - And I believe them!
69: 2011-11-03: So what will happen in a few weeks when Greece can't pay its police and army and its government ceases to function? This is unfathomable!
70: 2011-10-21: The government says every family should have a disaster plan. You don't have one? WHAT KIND OF PARENT ARE YOU?!?!
71: 2011-10-16: As crazy as the right-wing nutcases, who want the government to do nothing, are the left-wing nutcases who expect it to do everything.
72: 2011-10-13: 360° Panoramas from Boston: Government Center North End Old North Church
73: 2011-09-24: Future money will be an advanced electronic bartering system where labor is traded for goods without government-sponsored currency.
74: 2011-07-09: I will not be deterred by government bureaucracy!
75: 2011-07-09: Art and exploration are not the role of government.
76: 2011-07-01: If both drug use AND distribution were legal, who would be the supplier? Philip Morris? Or would the Government have it's own meth labs?
77: 2011-06-29: Photographic rebel, laughing in the face of government authority. (Area 51 border, 6/14)
78: 2011-06-17: In a totalitarian regime, government can dictate a "one child policy", but in a democracy it is politically impossible.
79: 2011-05-11: Government is renowned for the institutionalization of "solutions" that only make matters worse.
80: 2011-05-08: "Democracy is the worst form of government save for the alternatives." MRT Winston Churchill
81: 2011-05-08: Governments are incompetent because they are bound by rigid rules that can't adapt to changing circumstances.
82: 2011-04-18: Rule of law is essential to the governance of man, but it can also be a cruel master, imposing a tyranny of its own.
83: 2011-04-12: Amateur, in-your-free-time journalism is not credible check on the complexities of government.
84: 2011-04-05: Some of the greatest opposition to Israeli government policies comes from Israeli citizens. Unfortunately, extremists hold the most power.
85: 2011-03-26: As heartless as insurance companies may seem, they are much better at setting limits on health care than governments are.
86: 2011-01-21: government outreach—n. corporate PR term for "how we plan to own the government".
87: 2011-01-21: Define "government outreach" and "technology thought leadership" in this article by Google's ex-CEO: via @lolahayes
88: 2011-01-06: Predictions for 2011: Major government revelations about extraterrestrial contact will not occur.
89: 2011-01-04: Most of life is governed by unwritten rules that can't be defined precisely in words and can only be learned by doing.
90: 2010-12-29: That an activity is legal doesn't make it wise. It only means the government isn't interfering in your Right to Stupidity.
91: 2010-12-28: As deceptive as advertising may be, it would be even more offensive for the government to police claims that are merely implied, not stated.
92: 2010-12-12: Government is inevitable and inevitably inept.
93: 2010-12-07: The only legitimate debate in politics is government power and how and when it should be used.
94: 2010-12-06: Openness keeps governments honest but also makes them incompetent. Now they must please everyone and reveal every plan. Little gets done.
95: 2010-12-05: Government measures to protect the public, once implemented, rarely go away, even after the threat had passed.
96: 2010-11-26: RT @latimes: Dalai Lama to cede role as leader of exiled Tibet government
97: 2010-11-05: Government is a process that starts with passion and idealism but ends in lifeless bureaucracy.
98: 2010-11-03: Humanity is governed by inertia—the tendency to repeat the same behavior regardless of whether it is effective.
99: 2010-10-02: Government is usually built upon the crackpot theories of people who have never had to run a government.
100: 2010-09-21: Government is inevitable and inevitably inept.
101: 2010-09-20: Parenting, like democracy, is a delicate balance between authority and the consent of the governed.
102: KilroyCafe: 2010-10-09: Government: giving secure employment to incompetents since the dawn of human history.
103: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-20: RT @BadDalaiLama: Parenting, like democracy, is a delicate balance between authority and the consent of the governed.
104: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-11: Government is either a dictatorship or management by committee, neither of which are effective solutions.
105: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-09: Government provides only half the regulation that controls our lies. The other half comes from risk of lawsuit. Both can be oppressive.
106: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-26: Marriage is a religious institution, performed by priests of whatever faith you believe in. Why should government be involved at all?
107: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-14: Lost in the debate about same-sex marriage is whether marriage is wise at all. Yes, people will bond, but why must government be involved?
108: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-12: According to sources, there are UNDERGROUND TUNNELS under the streets of New York City! Could this be where the government keeps the aliens?
109: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-11: Tonight (7/11), I'm on SyFy Channel: "Secret Government Warehouses" at 9pm (8pm Central) - My usual Area 51 shtick.
110: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-19: Having the government fund space exploration is like having it fund a church. It's a religious pursuit with no relevance to governance.
111: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-11: Local governments don't just want tourists but DUMB tourists, because the stupid ones spend far more money.
112: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-04: Government is inevitable and inevitably inept. #sixwordstories
113: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-27: Government is a process that starts with passion but ends in lifeless bureaucracy.
114: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-13: State lotteries are essentially a tax on the stupid. Maybe the government should sell them drugs too.
115: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-13: If technology is here, you might as well use it, but there is no social benefit in government encouraging new technology.
116: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-17: Government is built on the crackpot theories of people who have never had to run a government.
117: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-04: In politics, someone has to defend the concept: "Government that governs the best governs the least." Without this voice, we're doomed!
118: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-29: Whenever you curse "the government", you are cursing what the people, at an earlier time, directed the government to do.
119: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-20: Checks and balances: important in government and important to me. Always hoping my checks don't bounce and my balances are above zero.
120: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-20: RT @FakeAPStylebook: Write about municipal bond issues as most local government officials see them: Problem-free money fountains.
121: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-19: Rights are the citizen's protection from the inevitable incompetence of government.
122: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-11: The political circus of Liberal v. Conservative masks a more basic government problem: intervene or leave alone? The answer: Whatever works!
123: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-08: State lotteries are essentially a tax on stupid people. How did government become the purveyor of such a scam?
124: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-15: Global warming is real, but that doesn't mean governments have the power to stop it. The damage has already been done!
125: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-23: NY Times: "Payback Time: Wave of Debt Payments Facing U.S. Government" - The real financial crisis is yet to come!
126: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-11: California is the best example of excessive democracy. NY Times: "Top Judge Calls Calif. Government Dysfunctional"
127: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-30: "Gender at Time of Birth" now appears on government health forms, because "Gender" alone doesn't cover everything.
128: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-08: Governments make incompetent parents because they are unable to compromise. They would kill a child with protection.
129: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-07: The only thing as terrifying as Republicans controlling government is Democrats controlling it. Most "bold initiatives" lead to deep shit.
130: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-01: Rights are what protects you from the inevitable incompetence of government.
131: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-17: Parenting, like democracy, requires a delicate balance between authority and the consent of the governed.
132: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-12: No human can obey every law and government regulation. It's impossible! You must choose what to comply with and why.
133: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-08: Governments are incompetent at raising children because they cannot make the creative compromises that real parents make every day.
134: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-08: Government is a world of inflexible rules where lives in the present are held hostage to the hysterias of the past.
135: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-06: Airline safety is one government regulation success story. Airlines are cutting corners every way they can, yet planes rarely crash.
136: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-04: Los Angeles can't fire incompetent teachers. LA Times 5/3: - That's government: Live by the rules, die by the rules.
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