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1: 2016-12-07: The nutritional value of a gummy bear bears no relation to its bear shape. Gummis are wholesome and good for you regardless of their form.
2: 2016-12-02: A bit of good news from the Trump transition: an apparently competent General between the Donald and the nukes. https://t.co/74R7M1axAt
3: 2016-11-23: Maybe I was rash in unfriending all those Trump supporters. I feel bad now. Maybe I should re-friend them?... Naw, we're good.
4: 2016-11-06: Following your heart is never a good option if your brain isn't in the driver's seat to make the most important decisions.
5: 2016-10-28: I wish life would give me credit for "seemed like a good idea at the time".
6: 2016-06-16: It's okay to name your airline Pegasus or Hermes, but Icarus? Not a good idea.
7: 2016-05-04: On My Bucket List: Purchase a Veblen good.
8: 2016-02-03: RT @Peripatetia: My appearance on a new Area 51 video from PBS, just released. Find it on YouTube at "Good Stuff… https://t.co/OkAQXnkvth
9: 2015-12-11: Youth is a form of addiction. You feel so good about your new-found freedom that you overdose and end up losing it.
10: 2015-08-12: Evil is good people, motivated by fear, who failed to respect the rules of evidence.
11: 2015-07-13: RT @BeechhouseArt: @BadDalaiLama watched the #Area51 film Glenn, your bit was the only good bit!
12: 2015-06-20: RT @CackleClub: people are gonna steal your ideas, your words, your tweets, but do nothing. it's good to feed the starving bc your food sup…
13: 2015-03-27: Never underestimate the ability of paranoia to transform something good into something bad.
14: 2015-03-26: Cruel people always think they are doing good. That's what makes them so dangerous.
15: 2015-03-25: .@ChinaSou i'm afraid the good @DalaiLama just isn't playing the game. I acknowledge him, but he won't acknowledge me.
16: 2015-03-23: Maybe YOU could become the Good @DalaiLama's Lama's replacement! First step is the paperwork. Start here: http://t.co/HJUKec8ujk
17: 2015-03-20: Evil can be perpetuated without evil people. All that is necessary is for good people to give in to paranoia.
18: 2015-03-20: The magic of paranoia is that anything good can be seen as bad. You treat it as bad, attack it as a threat and it becomes bad.
19: 2015-02-22: One adult male produces enough sperm to inseminate every woman on Earth. Good to know in case of an apocalyptic male shortage.
20: 2015-02-20: Nuuk, Greenland? Not a good idea. Waste of perfectly good atomic weapons.
21: 2015-02-03: RT @TIME: When exercise does more harm than good http://t.co/tAPpULaWlk
22: 2015-01-27: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned" is a good general waiver of liability. You don't have to get too specific. #confessionadvice
23: 2014-12-27: Take a stand against connected logic. Do what feels good. Don't ask why. If the results are bad, religion will save you.
24: 2014-12-24: He knows when you are sleeping, awake, bad or good, monitoring you without a warrant or court order. Father Christmas or surveillance state?
25: 2014-11-22: If you're good at something, someone who isn't will always try to stop you. #antisuperpredilectarianism
26: 2014-11-17: Kickstarter my ass! (Because my ass has a lot of good ideas.)
27: 2014-11-06: Goodbye Miami! @GuardianUS http://t.co/uGbQDkEVx4
28: 2014-11-04: "Too clever for your own good" is a real disease. It keeps you working on a project that really should fail.
29: 2014-10-24: If you free the prisoners by opening their cell doors, there's a good chance they will close them again saying, "I'm not ready for this."
30: 2014-10-22: RT @guardian: "Get rid of the tyrant and the forces of good will prevail" John Gray on the truth about evil http://t.co/YxUtZbmjSu #longrea…
31: 2014-09-19: RT @AdviceToWriters: Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throat…
32: 2014-09-08: Good fences make good neighbors. Add razor wire, motion sensors, video cameras and a raked gravel No Man's land, depending on the neighbor.
33: 2014-09-08: Families are a system for reenacting history, not always in a good way.
34: 2014-08-31: RT @cracked: 5 Good Reasons Professional Sports Are the Worst Thing Ever - http://t.co/uu8gb3VqrG | http://t.co/OTC3q60nQz
35: 2014-08-29: It can be hard to fathom for a noble soul, but being generous and "good" can be destructive and destabilizing in some environments.
36: 2014-08-23: So let me get this straight: Assad is a good guy now? Or is he a not-as-bad bad guy?
37: 2014-08-21: New Age spiritual advice is rarely free. You got to pay good money to get the best bullshit.
38: 2014-08-02: You don't have to believe in God, but it doesn't hurt to hedge your bets and be good anyway.
39: 2014-07-22: Good fences make good neighbors unless your neighbor is Israel and he builds the fence wherever he wants it.
40: 2014-07-14: RT @good: "Those who do not move, do not notice their chains."
41: 2014-07-01: Being good at what you do inevitably gets you in trouble with people who aren't.
42: 2014-06-29: If a good or bad event occurs, humans are inclined to believe it will be repeated. See: @nytimes
43: 2014-06-27: First it's good for you, then it's bad for you, then it's good for you again. #expertadvice
44: 2014-06-12: RT @MailOnline: White bread could actually be good for us http://t.co/YOCXrtpIRm
45: 2014-06-10: Good people + good intentions + paranoia = evil actions
46: 2014-05-21: Finally, a snack you can feel good about! No sodium, gluten, fat or high-fructose corn syrup. Just pure sugar and wholesome chemicals.
47: 2014-05-14: Paranoia makes good people do evil things.
48: 2014-05-10: Memories of a favorite food keep us eating it even after it stops tasting good.
49: 2014-05-09: I like my bacon double-fried, dipped in batter and wrapped in bacon, because you can never have enough of a good thing.
50: 2014-05-07: Good Morning America does a "Princess Bride" reunion. Actors recount their clever lines. No one mentions the man who wrote those lines.
51: 2014-05-04: Nutrition advice: Just eat what makes you feel good AFTER you eat it.
52: 2014-05-04: @sijinhai I wouldn't attribute any malice or dishonesty to the Good One, only bland advice.
53: 2014-04-27: I don't smoke, drink, use drugs or snort caffeine. I'm as good as a Mormon but without the special underwear.
54: 2014-04-26: Give in to temptation if you must, but never wait in line for something that's not good for you.
55: 2014-03-28: @HumanBeam Do we need to break you out of there, or are you good?
56: 2014-03-21: A popular misconception about vampires is they're stylish and good-looking. Truth is, most of them look like drug addicts.
57: 2014-03-20: RT @Telegraph: "Humanity loves to guess the future. Unfortunately, we’re not very good at it." http://t.co/z98GNeo6KU by @tomchivers
58: 2014-03-19: Good advice.
59: 2014-03-03: "To defeat Putin, turn Ukraine into an economic winner" - Good overview of the Ukraine situation: http://t.co/KeD8DoG48p
60: 2014-03-02: @webmonkees Good one! If the Chumash were to invade LA, I wouldn't have a big problem with that.
61: 2014-02-27: The Good @DalaiLama is now on Instagram. 100% selfies. No food shots.
62: 2014-02-20: Pompeii Spoiler Alert: Mountain's gonna blow. Good guys gonna escape. Bad guys get incinerated. #justahunch #trailersaysitall
63: 2014-02-19: @HumanBeam Ha! Pretty good show for flavored caramel-colored soda water.
64: 2014-02-18: Fact of Life: Snacks out of the giant economy bag never taste as good as the same from an individual serving bag with no more available.
65: 2014-02-15: Sexual preference doesn't change the essential problem: How do you find good relationships and make them work?
66: 2014-02-12: RT @SwedishCanary: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die.
67: 2014-02-08: It may sound noble to die for a good cause, but you can usually accomplish more if you don't die.
68: 2014-02-05: The feel-good movie of the year! Six Stars! Three Thumbs Up! — My 1-minute Facebook movie: https://t.co/2MsGq1c1Kl
69: 2014-02-03: "My daddy was a server farmer and my daddy's daddy was a server farmer, so it's good enough for me." — cyber hicks in the year 2070
70: 2014-01-31: The feel-good ad for that product really makes me feel good—but not inclined to buy the product.
71: 2014-01-29: Good to know people remember me and still care.
72: 2014-01-22: Rescue someone and you feel good. Rescue them for the fifth time from the same danger and you wonder if your time is better spent elsewhere.
73: 2014-01-22: Helping others is good. Enabling them to continue their dysfunction is not. The problem is telling one from the other.
74: 2014-01-22: Life's most decadent luxury: getting a good night's sleep.
75: 2014-01-17: Abducted by Jesus. Lost some good friends that way.
76: 2014-01-15: If you mix good apples with bad apples, you have mediocre apples. If you can hide the bad ones, your apples look fantastic. That's art.
77: 2014-01-11: @GottaGo Actually, I think there's a transition point where you really need to be holding two rungs. Good policy to avoid falling.
78: 2014-01-01: Good morning 2014! Waking in Baggage Claim at the Detroit airport @ Baggage Claim #6 http://t.co/mdqzV0YaJH
79: 2013-12-24: Peace On Earth, Good Will To Men... because women don't deserve any?
80: 2013-12-23: RT @AllanCresswell: I thought about escaping my kidnapper's lair, but the Wi-Fi is too good.
81: 2013-12-19: RT @TheTweetOfGod: Never confuse a stroke of good fortune with Me caring about you.
82: 2013-12-19: If I were God I'd say: "Don't worship me; just be good. If you have a problem, work it out. I create universes not micromanage your life."
83: 2013-12-18: Creative partnerships are good, but if you get too close to your partner, you begin to share and reinforce each other's flaws.
84: 2013-12-18: RT @Neuro_Skeptic: Cold but good beats warmly evil: people value moral character over "warmth" when evaluating others http://t.co/i97dg2ro0o
85: 2013-12-11: Government has two dangers: 1) corruption and 2) the unintended negative consequences of good intentions.
86: 2013-12-10: Minions sound like a good idea, but they're high maintenance and are always screwing up. The enlightened evil genius goes it alone.
87: 2013-12-07: On My Bucket List: Promote my product with stock images of happy people enjoying the good life.
88: 2013-12-01: The benefits of being "good" are personal and practical and do not require a God looking over your shoulder.
89: 2013-12-01: Love is a form of clinical insanity. Crazy things happen, not all of them good.
90: 2013-11-25: Good @DalaiLama: the world's most loved source for content-free inspiration.
91: 2013-11-15: The romantic conundrum: It is good to feel loved. It is not good to feel trapped.
92: 2013-10-23: Whatever dietary advice you follow, it is probably wrong ==> Is a high-fat diet GOOD for the heart? http://t.co/gBFeseMmfz via @dsdamato
93: 2013-10-20: Layers are good in a person. Layers of deception are not.
94: 2013-10-06: Jealousy ain't good for much. Either become the thing you're jealous of or suck it up!
95: 2013-10-06: It is good for the soul to be involved in one intractable and insolvable problem. But only one. And make sure it's contained. And not yours.
96: 2013-09-21: The hazard of good intentions: You think you're doing someone a favor, but you're really just giving them a gun to shoot themselves with.
97: 2013-09-11: RT @tarapalmeri: Spitzer, Weiner 'good wives' are saying goodbye; exclusive photo of Silda carrying an envelope addressed to her hubby http…
98: 2013-09-11: A law of nature: Whenever a good thing happens, parasites come along to suck off it, so the good thing has to invest in defenses.
99: 2013-08-28: People throw out food if it tastes bad, but you should also do it if it tastes good. That may be the only way to stop eating it.
100: 2013-08-25: Every kid has to learn about moderation on their own. One cookie: good. A whole package of cookies eaten at once: not so good.
101: 2013-08-18: Every good thing has its unexpected cost.
102: 2013-08-17: Good intentions + ignorance of the systems you're dealing with = bad results.
103: 2013-08-13: @katebolick Good question, wrong answer! The real answer has to do with the cost of mutual aid.
104: 2013-08-12: Return to the Eemian. Goodbye New York, Florida, London. We're going to miss you! re @nytimes
105: 2013-08-08: Guys, a word of helpful career advice: Never photograph your own penis. Doesn't look good on the resume. Keep those privates private!
106: 2013-08-01: You're struggling to get ahead in a field that you're just not good at. Practicing, hitting your head against it but not getting anywhere.
107: 2013-07-22: I have never had caviar, but I question: Do people value it because it tastes good or merely because it is expensive and hard to get?
108: 2013-07-14: Good advice—to protect the company from liability—but who has the time? http://t.co/iavFtkVk95
109: 2013-06-28: @BadDalaiLama Lots of good travel advice here too.
110: 2013-06-26: Declaring your sexual preference on your social media profile is a good indication you have nothing else to talk about.
111: 2013-06-20: @BadDalaiLama Or good spelling! My first tweet of this misspelled "judgement".
112: 2013-06-20: You can give people advice but you can't give them good judgment.
113: 2013-06-13: Quality is not just producing good work but editing out your less-good work.
114: 2013-06-13: It's good to have a Plan "A", but Plan "B"—the one you improvise at the time—usually turns out the best.
115: 2013-06-08: Spent 6 hours in central Athens, most of it sleeping. Good to see it hasn't burned down. Looks about the same as before the crash.
116: 2013-06-02: Dear Alanis: Rain on your wedding day isn't "ironic" unless you believe the world owes you good weather.
117: 2013-05-30: I'm a white bread man. Nothing tops that pure, wholesome, gluteny goodness—except real butter!
118: 2013-05-28: wine — cheap intoxicant of the Middle Ages, devoid of nutritional value, adopted by modern snobs to prove their good taste. [from Napa, CA]
119: 2013-05-24: Pope goes wishy-washy, says atheists who do good are SAVED http://t.co/XH7KfOADi8 via @MailOnline - So you can skip mass now?
120: 2013-05-22: RT @the_anastasia: Good things come to those who go out and get them.
121: 2013-05-21: The law is necessary but also flawed and dangerous. Don't think that just by obeying the law you have done good or accomplished something.
122: 2013-05-21: What good is freedom if you don't use it for anything?
123: 2013-05-13: If someone tweets a lot of alcohol, it's a good bet they drink a lot of alcohol.
124: 2013-05-13: Looks like a good call on the groom's part. http://t.co/rWkmk6S9lX via @MailOnline
125: 2013-05-12: The purpose of a belief system is to help you make good decisions. If you make a lot of disastrous decisions, your beliefs probably suck.
126: 2013-05-06: @katebolick Sharp or Fuzzy? Criticism = if the work is good you say so. What does the gender of artist or reviewer have to do with it?
127: 2013-05-01: Millions follow the Good @DalaiLama because then they can say, "See, I am spiritual!"
128: 2013-04-30: @MailOnline The good news is, in his new home you'll be losing some weight.
129: 2013-04-28: The best quotes attributed to the Good @DalaiLama are things he never said. Here's the test: If it's useful to your life, he didn't say it.
130: 2013-04-26: The Good @DalaiLama teaches us a powerful lesson: People want platitudes, not truth.
131: 2013-04-23: RT @nytimes: Humans are good at playing, and it's key to our evolution http://t.co/GRt5FvhiXi
132: 2013-04-22: Buy my new book to contribute to a good cause: helping me avoid working for a living. http://t.co/JU2Absvkni http://t.co/Bfdr7uEw92
133: 2013-04-20: Do people with high-bandwidth Internet connections suffer from data obesity? Too much of a good thing?
134: 2013-04-16: The Twitter stats are in. We've got the Good @DalaiLama on the run! http://t.co/kBmTV45kg2
135: 2013-04-15: @hysell Finally, blondes put to good use!
136: 2013-04-12: If you are selling a commodity, price it low. If it's a Veblen good, price it high. The problem is how to Veblenize your product.
137: 2013-04-03: If you're in Istanbul and your Turkish is good, check out my current interview in Kültür Mafyasi. http://t.co/6cKt132NCv
138: 2013-03-25: Another "good idea" bites the dust ==> Pennsylvania Study Finds Halfway Houses Don’t Reduce Recidivism http://t.co/esX0pDNbNZ
139: 2013-03-23: A little gem of artistry and good humor. You'll feel good about following @lbtreiman
140: 2013-03-14: It is good to have critics, but don't let them tell how the creative process should work. That's your business, not theirs.
141: 2013-03-14: Whatever good fortune befalls someone, they will build their life upon it, setting the stage for catastrophe when the gift is withdrawn.
142: 2013-03-03: RT @WSJ: Psychologists have found it can actually be good for kids to have low self-esteem, at least temporarily. http://t.co/qcZM8CihwJ
143: 2013-03-02: Motivation is good, but desperation just pushes your goals away.
144: 2013-02-25: Conscientious is good, but fastidious just gets you bogged down in your own rules.
145: 2013-02-22: When needs exceed the available resources—as they always do—you must focus your resources on the places where they do the most good.
146: 2013-02-22: Most important thing is to get out there and do what you want to be good at. (MRT @lawnrocket)
147: 2013-02-18: Good luck always turns to misfortune when you're an idiot.
148: 2013-02-17: Superhero burnout is caused by compassion and good intentions exercised without boundaries and capacity controls.
149: 2013-02-17: A superpower is not just the power to do good but the ability to screw up your own life and the lives of others in much bigger ways.
150: 2013-02-16: I haven't used this torture device in ages. What's it good for? http://t.co/iyw6oKtr
151: 2013-01-30: Never trust with your life anyone without the maturity and good credit to rent a car.
152: 2013-01-24: "A baby laughs when he learns something new. An adult may feel good when someone they care about solves a problem." re @BadDalaiLama
153: 2013-01-24: RT @SuperSillay: Good judgement comes from experience. And experience comes from bad judgement.
154: 2013-01-23: The elders want you to become a potted plant, stuck in one place. It was good enough for them, so why isn't it good enough for you?
155: 2013-01-20: Every art becomes exclusive over time. Those who are good at it get better and those who aren't withdraw. #socialmedia
156: 2013-01-19: Try the wholesome goodness and consistent quality of Episcopalian White Bread.
157: 2013-01-18: For the wisest wicked wisdom of His Worshipful Badliness, check out @BadLamaNirvana - Just the good stuff!
158: 2013-01-15: Gluten and fructose may or may not be bad in themselves, but if you avoid them you have a pretty good weight loss plan.
159: 2013-01-12: If you "reward yourself" for good behavior by buying a luxury product, your behavior probably isn't all that good.
160: 2013-01-10: @lawnrocket Pretty good for not being evil, but always remember @CharlieSheen has 8.7 million.
161: 2013-01-10: Planning is good, but be sure you leave space for serendipity to step in and give you something even better.
162: 2013-01-09: At least the aliens had the good sense to land only in the 1950s and 60s and not today when everyone has a video camera.
163: 2013-01-07: If you're good at something you may not know it because the skills seem so obvious that you figure everyone must have them. re @BadDalaiLama
164: 2013-01-06: Any good thing done to excess becomes a bad thing.
165: 2013-01-06: Just because a little of something is good doesn't mean a lot of the same thing is even better.
166: 2013-01-05: No cosmetology is more cosmic than postmortem cosmetology. The final makeover. Clients sit still and never object. Good luck, @crushjunky!
167: 2013-01-01: Breaking News: Joe Biden is good for something!
168: 2012-12-31: "It is good to have an end to journey towards, but it is the journey that matters in the end." ~Ursula K. Le Guin via @jos2thehua
169: 2012-12-26: RT @KilroyCafe: The first bite tastes great! The 2nd is good. The 3rd is okay. By the 4th or 5th it's routine and boring. Same applies t ...
170: 2012-12-21: Been reading some of my old screen stories from 2008. Some are quite good! Always a surprise at the end. http://t.co/xsaqOIU8
171: 2012-12-19: The Avengers is a good movie, but watching it with the director's commentary is even better. (Thanks for the opportunity, Sams Club!)
172: 2012-12-18: "Screenwriting Theory: The Flatland Analogy" - What makes a good short film? My half-page 2008 essay. http://t.co/Rk8RXI8s cc @lawnrocket
173: 2012-12-17: RT @Sheamus: Twitter Makes Good On Promise, Begins Rollout Of Downloadable Tweets Archive. http://t.co/WmohdVf1
174: 2012-12-15: Today is a good one to cull redundant, conventional accounts from your social media streams. Just search for "thoughts and prayers".
175: 2012-12-14: Big birds rescue the Good Guys. Isn't that cheating? http://t.co/55j8SkXk
176: 2012-12-14: Bilbo finally finds the strength in himself to use his sword. That's good news! It means the end is near. http://t.co/tpNeHn5G
177: 2012-12-13: God is irrelevant to my life. I can make good decisions without Him. Whether He exists is irrelevant too. Why should we care? #agnostic
178: 2012-12-13: Latest news from Hobbiton is not good. http://t.co/arsJzLO6
179: 2012-12-12: "Henceforth I ask not good-fortune, I myself am good-fortune." --Walt Whitman via @LadyFriday
180: 2012-12-10: Creativity is not just having a good idea but having a good idea you can implement with your current resources.
181: 2012-12-09: On My Bucket List: Test the boundaries of free speech and good taste as a prank-calling radio shock jock.
182: 2012-12-07: "Serendipitology: The Art of Unexpected Good Fortune" http://t.co/HcKqAj1h My new essay, finished over the Atlantic. http://t.co/3JRWC2Cq
183: 2012-12-03: RT @lawnrocket: @baddalailama reread your post on Bond after seeing Skyfall. Totally agree. Good stuff on your blog, man!
184: 2012-11-29: .@BadDalaiLama Turns out the Good @DalaiLama never actually wrote those "Instructions for Life." It was a hoax! http://t.co/oTsxq4GW
185: 2012-11-29: The Good @DalaiLama actually gets a few things right! Posted on the wall of my hostel: http://t.co/31qTAOLy
186: 2012-11-27: Good news: not many rats or mice in Istanbul. Bad news: a serious cat problem.
187: 2012-11-25: Goodbye, New York! http://t.co/nkdxBktJ
188: 2012-11-23: RT @HLMenckenBot: Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.
189: 2012-11-20: Anything is possible! ...but the likelihood of most of it is so abysmally low that "impossible" is a pretty good approximation.
190: 2012-11-20: RT @afoolswisdom: @BadDalaiLama Opportunities distract us all the time. If we did not allow ourselves to miss the occasional good ones, ...
191: 2012-11-17: Infidelity may be unhealthy, but so is fidelity to someone who isn't good for you.
192: 2012-11-16: RT @washingtonpost: Good news for #iPhone users who don't like #AppleMaps? http://t.co/lkwn3o0X
193: 2012-11-12: If you already have your life planned out and committed, there is no opportunity for good fortune to step in and take you elsewhere.
194: 2012-11-12: @BadDalaiLama Speed limit on the Interstate is 75mph, so 84mph seems like a good balance of benefit and risk.
195: 2012-11-11: Is "Bond Girl" really a good career move? After the movie, do those chicks fare any better than the villain's disposable henchmen?
196: 2012-11-11: Anger is your major defense to prevent bad news about yourself reaching any place within you where it can do some good.
197: 2012-11-11: Narcissism is cluelessness, not self love. Blind to needs beyond their own, narcissists easily fall for cons and kill good relationships.
198: 2012-11-10: @scassell19 Good! Still not clear, though, that GMO is the culprit or universally bad. There is good corn and bad corn even without it.
199: 2012-11-04: "Discrimination!" is a convenient complaint to help you avoid a harder reality: You're just not good enough.
200: 2012-11-01: The positive thing about being abused is it breaks the bonds of a relationship that probably wasn't good for you even without the abuse.
201: 2012-10-28: Hypothesis: Sanitation may be good for others (when you have a cold) but it is bad for you personally, since it weakens your defenses.
202: 2012-10-24: Suburban Liberalism: loads of compassion and good intentions but completely detached from real-world economics.
203: 2012-10-23: Exercise is good for your heart, but it won't help you lose weight. 1 hour of exercise = barely 1 snack-size Doritos.
204: 2012-10-23: ....Hard to control, this empire mine, so blow it all off and have a good time!
205: 2012-10-21: RT @KilroyCafe: If a word results in anger, there's a good chance that word is accurate.
206: 2012-10-17: "The Superhero Handbook: A Do-Gooder's Guide to Saving the Planet" - 2008 book I forgot I wrote. http://t.co/vaWKTL8L http://t.co/OhLxd0Vu
207: 2012-10-07: Goodbye, Avalon! (@ Arnolds Cove) [pic]: http://t.co/QSfFYOBk
208: 2012-09-29: Part of social responsibility is not spending money unnecessarily. Then, when a good cause comes along, you'll have money for it.
209: 2012-09-29: RT @MinnieGupta: "The Master" is the most horrible, long and pointless film ever. The critics who gave it good reviews had to have been ...
210: 2012-09-17: RT @badbanana: I know making good time is important, but if Indiana Jones is beating people up on your vehicle, I say slow down and pull ...
211: 2012-09-10: RT @KilroyCafe: If something makes you feel good now, repeating it 10x won't make you 10x happier, yet people make permanent plans based ...
212: 2012-09-07: The forecast for tomorrow looks good! There's a least a 99% chance there will be one.
213: 2012-09-05: Sporting Goods - 360° panorama http://t.co/2mxZB279 http://t.co/qy05taL5
214: 2012-08-25: Personal meaning is derived from how your body responds to the world. You want to sustain good feelings and reduce bad ones over time.
215: 2012-08-25: Hypothermia can be deadly, but feeling a little chill is harmless and probably good for you. It revs up your body's engine.
216: 2012-08-13: A good thing, in excess, is almost always a bad thing.
217: 2012-08-10: RT @KilroyCafe: Nothing restores one's ego to balance like good old-fashioned failure.
218: 2012-08-07: Good intentions are futile without a solid base of pragmatism.
219: 2012-07-29: RT @KilroyCafe: When the bad times hit, we always look back in shame at all the money we wasted in the good times.
220: 2012-07-27: RT @KilroyCafe: Everything "good" also has its dark side. If you can't see it, then you haven't grasped the whole picture.
221: 2012-07-21: Morality is not a simple matter of doing good and avoiding bad but doing the most good you can with your limited resources.
222: 2012-07-20: RT @jonathan_katz: I would like to live in the 1870's as long as I could have my iPhone4s and really good cell service.
223: 2012-07-18: An expert is different than an artist. An expert knows everything about paints. A artist uses them and if he is good, makes you forget them.
224: 2012-07-18: Handling freedom takes practice. Once you get good at it, you can be thrown into any kind of chaotic situation and quickly find direction.
225: 2012-07-11: It is a characteristic flaw of youth to buy into movements and belief systems he doesn't understand just because the packaging looks good.
226: 2012-07-09: RT @DalaiLama: A good way to work for a more peaceful world is to develop concern for others.
227: 2012-07-08: Everyone makes mistakes and falls. It is good to reach out to help them, but the effort is useless unless they reach back.
228: 2012-07-05: The government funding particle physics is like it funding the Catholic Church. This is a religious pursuit, not for the public good.
229: 2012-07-05: Vaccines. Good, right? Assure that more children survive into adulthood so they can reproduce. Result: overpopulation.
230: 2012-07-05: Good ones! ==> RT @Sthetica Nonstick pans. Vaccines. Solar panels. Water purification. Non-shattering glass.
231: 2012-07-05: .@nipath11 Good one! Birth control is the only scientific advance that seems unquestionably good for mankind.
232: 2012-07-05: Can you name one development in science that has been unquestionably good for mankind?
233: 2012-07-05: RT @stormfront1178: @BadDalaiLama Keep up the good work Glenn. Keep us informed! #ETIsReal #Area51 #Roswell
234: 2012-07-05: Was the Theory of Relativity good for mankind or bad? Would anything have been lost if its discovery had been delayed?
235: 2012-07-05: Science is a religion based on the unproven assumption that more knowledge is always good.
236: 2012-07-04: In Dallas, that's the Good Bush, not the Evil one. (yesterday) http://t.co/E7mI3zW6
237: 2012-07-03: Being good looking can stunt your growth.
238: 2012-07-03: You can't make intelligent choices until you understand how something "good" on the surface can turn out bad in the long run.
239: 2012-07-01: RT @ShitYoungPplSay: If I am good, Santa will bring me lots of presents.
240: 2012-06-30: The main perceptual defect of most humans is they can't handle fractions. Everything is either all good or all bad.
241: 2012-06-30: What this country needs is more dirigibles—rigid airships, not wimpy-ass blimps—floating the good stuff, pure H2. Lakehurst be damned!
242: 2012-06-29: Black-and-white people see things as all good or all bad. If you suggest otherwise, prepare for their anger.
243: 2012-06-11: Good news! 9 Out Of 10 Fabs Use Tcad From Silvaco. #onlyinsiliconvalley [pic]: http://t.co/gscY7JCz
244: 2012-06-10: RT @Kyoks1: @BadDalaiLama why marry in the first place. It doesn't ensure a good relationship long term and makes the breakup more painf ...
245: 2012-06-05: Many students travel the world before settling into a normal life of career and family. Why can't they tell a good thing when they have it?
246: 2012-06-03: RT @YandyDosB: Sí, demasiado good los tweets del Bad “@CHELY_ESCALONA: Síganlo >>>>> @BadDalaiLama
247: 2012-05-28: @OneFaithLove Rant noted, but no sense in ranting against that which you can't change. History always brings shifts, good and bad.
248: 2012-05-28: Sometimes the most effective charity is a good bombing campaign.
249: 2012-05-28: To find meaning in life, a good first step is to solve the practical problems now in front of you.
250: 2012-05-25: (That's why the Good @DalaiLama's tweets are so boring and vapid: no irony.)
251: 2012-05-25: RT @xtinewu: Karma is a bitch, a diva even-she shows up when she's good and ready, not moment before. But she'll definitely be there.... ...
252: 2012-05-24: @OneFaithLove Good one, but be more concise. Truth can't come to you. You must go to it.
253: 2012-05-21: RT @TheBosha: A good mind, like a good dog, requires an assignment.
254: 2012-05-20: The rarest individuals are those who can say, "Wait, this isn't good for me," THEN STOP DOING IT.
255: 2012-05-20: Life's greatest tragedy and hypocrisy: "I know it's not good for me, but I can't stop."
256: 2012-05-20: Every good thing has its dark side. You can't make wise decisions unless you understand how the good can go bad.
257: 2012-05-19: @xtinewu One can only assume he's having children with the dumbest women in Tennessee. Not good for the gene pool!
258: 2012-05-17: The calamities of nations are little different that those of individuals: a bad marriage, too much debt, good intentions gone awry, hubris.
259: 2012-05-15: RT @falafail: People only go to weddings because of the food. If your wedding doesn't have good food, spare us and just live together ou ...
260: 2012-05-14: Overheard from a 5-year-old: "Johnny Depp is a vampire but he's a good vampire." (Tell that to the hippies and construction workers.)
261: 2012-05-12: Beer drinkers are young, fit, active and good-looking... according to beer advertising.
262: 2012-05-12: There's never an excuse for a temper tantrum. At best you'll get fearful compliance but at the cost of loyalty and goodwill.
263: 2012-05-12: My annual Tim Burton fix has been administered. I'm good til 2013. #darkshadows
264: 2012-05-08: Don't let your life become a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at that time" strung together. (MRT @DalyaElMaghraby)
265: 2012-05-07: When an American says, "How are you?" the only proper response is, "Good, thanks!" No one really wants to hear your problems.
266: 2012-05-07: @notatooter I like that! I'm the Good Enough Dalai Lama (GEDL).
267: 2012-05-07: @notatooter If I was the Good @DalaiLama I would follow no one.
268: 2012-05-07: There's nothing more dangerous than good intentions untested by reality.
269: 2012-05-05: "The karma of fucking over a good girl is the bitch you end up with." <== "guy" too! http://t.co/1mTqDUXI via @torieannesalt
270: 2012-04-30: When people suffer bad all their lives and stumble into something good, they often turn it into bad because good causes too much anxiety.
271: 2012-04-29: "Splitting" is when you see a person or thing as all good or all bad depending on your mood at the moment.
272: 2012-04-25: @nilayasabnis @xtinewu Oh, wow! This is really good! ==> Thelonious Monk's list of advice for musicians: http://t.co/a9omsf73
273: 2012-04-25: RT @bybeautydamned: Had I listened to all the advice that's been given me in good faith, I would be so fucked right now.
274: 2012-04-22: TokyoFact 4: Any English speaker with good analytical skills can get along fine in Tokyo.
275: 2012-04-18: My camera is back! Some good soul returned it to the hostel office. #whew #ilovejapan http://t.co/zshYZA96
276: 2012-04-18: .@anakron I still have my iPhone, which takes pretty good photos, just not active human shots. 2 hours til reception opens.
277: 2012-04-17: RT @BonnieLCoffey: @BadDalaiLama Why use a blender when one has a perfectly good samurai sword?
278: 2012-04-17: A good samurai exercise would be to chop up all ones food in a blender and drink it. It would prove ones discipline over the senses.
279: 2012-04-16: @fujiwiryani Good idea, but the cost is beyond my budget. Where should I go within an hour or so of Tokyo?
280: 2012-04-11: "They made me go to rehab" is a pretty good sign it won't work. The prerequisite attitude isn't there.
281: 2012-04-10: "Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore" was a good song, but "Can't Trust This Feeling Anymore" would have been more interesting and realistic.
282: 2012-04-10: Good people often make bad choices then spend the rest of their lives justifying them.
283: 2012-04-10: The Good @DalaiLama is a Random Bromide Generator (RBG). @BadDalaiLama is an Anti-Bromide Generator (ABG). Heaven forbid they should meet!
284: 2012-04-09: The claim that antidepressants are non-addictive is bull! How can you NOT get addicted to something that makes you feel good?
285: 2012-04-05: Everything has a good side and a bad side, and you need to understand both to make an intelligent choice.
286: 2012-04-05: Good rule of thumb in South Florida: Sudden gusts of wind mean a downpour is coming momentarily. Seek shelter fast! (I just made it!)
287: 2012-04-05: Letting someone else handle your travel arrangements is like putting them in charge of your love life. You can't expect a good match.
288: 2012-04-02: @xtinewu @zenandtheartof @savethemanatee ...Anyway I'm sure manatees have too much fat for good eatin'. Not like a nice roasted dolphin!
289: 2012-04-01: Too much of a good thing is usually a bad thing.
290: 2012-03-31: I'm BDL. Recovering caffeinoholic. Clean and sober since Dec. 2011 (with a few relapses). I feel good. Master of my own moods. No excuses.
291: 2012-03-26: http://t.co/uqCL1f0N is empty, feel-good public service advertising that has wiped out all other public service advertising.
292: 2012-03-26: To the hungry of the world, take heart! Online activists are sending you a million tweets of support. Hope they taste good!
293: 2012-03-24: A whole box of good luck! (Portland Architectural Salvage, this morning) More photos: http://t.co/gJaG5JQ4 http://t.co/g47jAsmX
294: 2012-03-22: It's a good sign you've lost an argument when you start arguing about the other person's "right" to say what they just did.
295: 2012-03-22: You're a sucker if you fall for "Buy our crap product and we'll donate to a good cause." If it's a good cause, donate directly.
296: 2012-03-22: Today's schedule of athletic activities. Good thing I have trained for this! http://t.co/1xiN7HKg
297: 2012-03-21: Too much of a good thing can kill you, but it usually does it slowly.
298: 2012-03-20: The bacon from Golden Corral wasn't that good. I dumped most of it in the trash in front of this place. [pic]: http://t.co/G9lvsKs3
299: 2012-03-19: You're too smart for you're own good when you find clever ways to persist in a path you should have abandoned long ago.
300: 2012-03-19: Good intentions do not guarantee good results.
301: 2012-03-17: Fortunately for me, plastered people usually make good photo subjects.
302: 2012-03-15: The question is not "Is this a good thing to do?" but "Is this the best thing I can do with my limited resources?"
303: 2012-03-13: My lifetime goal is to never put myself in a position where I have to make a bed or distinguish good china from regular dinnerware.
304: 2012-03-13: Good Dalai Lama — This is your brain. Bad Dalai Lama — This is your brain on overdrive.
305: 2012-03-11: Caffeine makes you feel good only by making you feel bad first. cc: @Andreaof9
306: 2012-03-10: Now playing in my head: "Waiting on the World to Change" by John Mayer. Good song, stupid lyrics. It's an ode to passivity!
307: 2012-03-09: Christian evangelists are very good at apologizing. http://t.co/bwcAfsgI
308: 2012-03-09: Follow the Good @DalaiLama for empty platitudes no one can disagree with. The @BadDalaiLama is here to mix things up.
309: 2012-03-08: RT @MailOnline: Good news if you're middle-aged! You're at evolution's peak, according to scientists http://t.co/15l2dmgG
310: 2012-03-08: A courtroom is one place on Earth where you can make a subtle but important intellectual point with a good chance someone will get it.
311: 2012-03-08: Self-flagellating monks won't get into Heaven. A just God would say, "You only hurt yourselves, nimrods! You didn't do one good work."
312: 2012-03-08: It's okay to feel guilty when you've hurt someone. Compensation may be appropriate. But atonement is different and not always good.
313: 2012-03-07: Atonement requires acknowledgement of your own guilt—which is good—but its motives are not altruistic. You want to relieve your own pain.
314: 2012-03-07: "Good faith" means you are conducting your life consistent with your own principles. "Bad faith" is when your own motives conflict.
315: 2012-03-07: In whatever work you do, good partners and a meaningful mission are far more important than the money you make.
316: 2012-03-06: Family Court is a fantastic laboratory for understanding how good intentions can lead to bad results.
317: 2012-03-06: (Hey, that was pretty good. Am I the first to think of that?)
318: 2012-03-06: Can anyone loan me $100? I'm good for it! http://t.co/el5bXUPP
319: 2012-03-06: Now playing in my head: "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" by Elton John. Don't have a clue what it's about—which is what makes it great!
320: 2012-03-04: My bi-monthly movie: "The Artist" — Good experience!
321: 2012-03-03: Good music, comedy and movies are so rare that they only seem to come from past decades.
322: 2012-03-03: Not everything "natural" is good for you. Nature, before it became trendy, meant a lot of death.
323: 2012-03-02: Nice song: "Today is a Good Day" by Anna Ternheim http://t.co/CQuJAKLg Just what I like: complex and conflicted.
324: 2012-03-02: One of my 'hoods on the outskirts of LA. Safe, relaxed suburbia. Good jogging in the hills. (@ Albertsons) [pic]: http://t.co/4RL3LpRJ
325: 2012-03-01: RT @KelleyLPhoto: @BadDalaiLama Good memories there! Sweet pic!
326: 2012-02-27: @xtinewu Presumably all for a good cause with no hanky-panky. But then what do you do with a topless Cora?
327: 2012-02-27: The Prime Directive is a pretty good starting rule even on Earth. Don't intervene in the problems of others without good cause.
328: 2012-02-26: Inertia is when you keep doing something you know isn't good for you. You say, "I'll change later"—which of course doesn't happen.
329: 2012-02-25: RT @philo_quotes: Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time to read them in. ~ Schopenhauer http://t.co/U9gFWB48
330: 2012-02-21: This mixed berry cheesecake at Whole Foods is good for a temporary hedonistic thrill. I went back for seconds! http://t.co/2WmKhgVo
331: 2012-02-20: No, I don't care to WIN A FREE iPAD. Until I figure out what it's good for, you can't even force one into my hands. Just an unwieldy iPhone!
332: 2012-02-20: RT @philo_quotes: If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience. ~ William James http ...
333: 2012-02-14: RT @quippdPsych: RT @sorintranca If you're not sure s/he likes you, try yawning http://t.co/WpMzMi3E #psychology #goodnight
334: 2012-02-10: @natelawrence Good advice!
335: 2012-02-10: Just because a movie or TV show is "good" doesn't mean you need to watch it.
336: 2012-02-08: Public opinion polls are very good at measuring the options of people who have nothing to do but respond to public options polls.
337: 2012-02-02: .@pixieinthedark "Why do they keep making more porn?” <== Good question. Can't we just recycle the old porn and save the environment?
338: 2012-01-31: An otherwise talented shoplifter, she was betrayed by her age, gender and good looks, which immediately drew the security cameras.
339: 2012-01-27: RT @The_Symposium26: When the #FacebookIPO is unleaded people would do good to remember #Tulipmania. How much is Facebook really worth, ...
340: 2012-01-26: Language Police: "skunk" is derogatory and odorist. The preferred term is "polecat" (and they're good eatin' if you fix 'em right).
341: 2012-01-25: @laurenahayes I can't help but think, "This can't be good!" No one stays at the top of the technology heap for long.
342: 2012-01-24: It is hard to tell good fortune from bad while it is happening. It depends on what you do with it.
343: 2012-01-24: You can't unsee a bad music video of a good song. It poisons you with explicitness.
344: 2012-01-23: Music isn't just tinkling on the keyboard to find something good. It is repeating and emphasizing those good things once you find them.
345: 2012-01-22: RT @TheEconomist: Most trending: Just why exercise is so good for people is, at last, being understood http://t.co/wIAsf8WO
346: 2012-01-21: Chicken tortilla soup from Chick-fil-A tastes really good and warms me up. #unsolicitedendorsement http://t.co/aQmWSE70
347: 2012-01-17: RT @damnclown: @BadDalaiLama good luck with that
348: 2012-01-16: Whew! Good run! Note time between tweets and map (Haulover to blue dot). I figure 50 minutes and 4-5 miles. http://t.co/mIBpGZGy
349: 2012-01-15: Everyone feels good about playing Santa Claus. Few grasp the damage you can do.
350: 2012-01-15: "Santa Claus" charities parachute into poor neighborhoods, give out presents to everyone and leave. Santa feels good, but no real change.
351: 2012-01-15: Good intentions do not guarantee good outcomes, especially in an environment you do not fully understand.
352: 2012-01-12: Any action sounds reasonable when explained by a good defense attorney.
353: 2011-12-30: Vines have it too good. Instead of growing their own trunks, they can just gob onto someone else's. #parasites #plantoutrage
354: 2011-12-27: @laurenahayes A sucker for Veblen goods!
355: 2011-12-27: Statistically, "Have a Nice Day!" won't change my day, so a simple "Goodbye" will suffice.
356: 2011-12-27: Most entertainment is disposable, rolling on and off the screen. Only the tiniest portion passes into the future—usually because it's good!
357: 2011-12-27: BDL is a pretty good photographer, but he won't do weddings or glamorize commercial products. Ergo, no profit.
358: 2011-12-27: Good people have a conscience. The problem for them is learning how to turn it off.
359: 2011-12-27: "Just because the voices aren't real, doesn't mean they don't have good ideas." @LetsGo2TheBeach
360: 2011-12-27: The prison for good people is when a few compassionate decisions lead to huge obligations that absorb everything you have.
361: 2011-12-27: The greatest danger to good people is getting swallowed up in the needs of others.
362: 2011-12-26: The essence of music is people making noise and figuring out what sounds good.
363: 2011-12-23: Would anyone care about Dom Perignon if it sold for $5 at Walmart? Of course not! That's the definition of a Verblen good.
364: 2011-12-23: @xtinewu One would assume so. As a point of reference, Welch's grape juice is NOT a Veblen good.
365: 2011-12-23: @xtinewu Wikipedia says "Cristal" is a Veblen good... and I AM jealous!
366: 2011-12-23: Luxury Marketing Ploy #4: Beautiful and famous people are using it, so it must be good.
367: 2011-12-23: Lowering the price of Veblen goods decreases demand because they are no longer perceived as exclusive.
368: 2011-12-23: On My Bucket List: Shower the one I love with Veblen goods.
369: 2011-12-23: @xtinewu "Veblen good" — What you give to someone when you want to impress them in stereotypical way.
370: 2011-12-18: Science predicts whether a song will be a chart hit http://t.co/qt2vcviY — But a "classic hit" is predicted only by "Is it good?"
371: 2011-12-16: One of life's great accomplishments is saying: "This thing feels good but isn't good for me, so I'm not going to do it."
372: 2011-12-15: Good things cause anxiety in people who are used to bad things. Often it seems easier to sabotage the good thing and relieve the pressure.
373: 2011-12-15: Give people a choice between a good thing and a bad thing and it's amazing how often they choose the bad.
374: 2011-12-15: RT @cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama ...just fer that...u get a snuggle...a good, CLOSE snuggle....
375: 2011-12-15: RT @laurenahayes: Good or bad, you get more of whatever you focus on.
376: 2011-12-15: Anything good also has its dark and destructive side. If you can't see it, then you haven't grasped the whole picture.
377: 2011-12-14: @nilayasabnis Yer learnin' this Twitter thang right good!
378: 2011-12-13: Upbringing certainly has something to do with dog personality, but some dogs are smart and well-behaved in spite of their no-good owners.
379: 2011-12-13: Luke is not much to look at but a really good dog. Attentive and mild-mannered. Listens well and comes when called. http://t.co/lSs4e62m
380: 2011-12-13: Never trust a country music singer who tells you how faithful he's going to be. Them good 'ole boys got a poor track record.
381: 2011-12-12: [OTOH:] Current music has always been mostly crap. Time just distills the good stuff for us, and that's what we remember.
382: 2011-12-10: People follow the Good @DalaiLama because he doesn't tweet much, he offends no one, and people can say, "I follow the Dalai Lama!"
383: 2011-12-09: Just refollowed the ONLY celebrity worth following: @MJMcKean. A mere 50k followers (vs 11m for Kim) so he must be good! FF
384: 2011-12-08: Good intentions are useless without a healthy dose of Machiavellian strategy.
385: 2011-12-06: Any good thing can be done to excess, at which point it becomes a bad thing.
386: 2011-12-06: Those who believe all knowledge is good fail to address the core issue: What's the best knowledge to seek?
387: 2011-12-03: What good is a house on the seashore or in the mountains? As soon as you move in, you stop looking out the window.
388: 2011-12-02: Believing in a divine plan is a useful fiction to guide you through life. Whatever happens, good or bad, you ask, "What's the plan here?"
389: 2011-11-30: A brand name on generic goods (Tide™ laundry detergent) may provide an assurance of quality but rarely equal to the premium paid.
390: 2011-11-27: RT @persdevquotes: You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. ~ W. Churchill http://t.co/F ...
391: 2011-11-27: "I know good camera presence when I see it. And your delivery is spot on." Our TV show trailer: http://t.co/iUCBP7PP
392: 2011-11-25: For soporific solipsisms and truist tautologies, follow the Good @DalaiLama
393: 2011-11-25: @laurenahayes "Nurture beauty and innocence, genius and goodness." <== You're sounding like the Good @DalaiLama (yawn!)
394: 2011-11-23: @xtinewu Home is where the inventory of currently unused goods resides.
395: 2011-11-22: At the hearing of a teen drug offender. She's looking good in her orange jumpsuit! http://t.co/3hqwY2Bu
396: 2011-11-15: The first step in corporate responsibility is a feel-good ad campaign saying how responsible you are.
397: 2011-11-10: "The Meaning of Life Explained At Last!" - Our 2010 essay offers a pretty good synopsis of existentialism. http://t.co/g9iqpAye
398: 2011-11-10: The world is indifferent to our presence. The universe isn't good or evil; it just "is", and it is our job to figure it out.
399: 2011-11-10: Good morning, Tucson! http://t.co/ZiQR9j2p
400: 2011-11-06: This graffiti in Santa Monica is a little too good. Can you spot the flaw? http://t.co/dOkm50c5
401: 2011-11-06: Good morning, California! http://t.co/9O9fWn4e
402: 2011-11-06: Man, those tweets are good! (If we do say.) Keeping hitting the "More" button for even better ones! http://t.co/H3tAkdg4
403: 2011-11-03: God. For those who won't be good unless they're under 24-hour surveillance.
404: 2011-11-01: Good morning, Walmart. I love you! http://t.co/v1Qtholl
405: 2011-10-31: The best input to your education is a rich variety of experiences. Good or bad doesn't matter as long as you process them well.
406: 2011-10-28: Now playing in my head: "Gravity" by John Mayer. The douchebag is good!
407: 2011-10-27: The wisdom of a family court judge I once knew: "The only good divorce is a fast divorce."
408: 2011-10-26: For every good thing there is a tipping pint where too much of it becomes a bad thing.
409: 2011-10-26: "Possession obesity" is owning too much stuff! Intake of goods exceeds discharge until you're crippled by your own stockpile.
410: 2011-10-26: "I'm Drowning, Don't Save Me!" - another good essay from my Family Court days. http://t.co/VuFQgKIx Attachment vs. Individuality
411: 2011-10-25: "As Seen On TV" is a pretty good indication the product is a rip-off and you shouldn't buy it.
412: 2011-10-25: RT @JohnnyCazuelas: @BadDalaiLama Good one right there...one of my favorites
413: 2011-10-25: @xtinewu If ya ain't got nothin' good to say 'bout Texas, ya better just gather yer things and git. We don't need yer kind!
414: 2011-10-23: With all due respect, please don't sing an Elvis Presley hit unless you can do a damn good impersonation of Elvis Presley.
415: 2011-10-23: Elton John is the epitome of old school has-been. Hasn't written a good song in years. Lavish lifestyle, touring often enough to support it.
416: 2011-10-22: That's not good, that's not cool. You've broken nearly every rule. #tweetpoetry
417: 2011-10-21: New York City shut down many hostels in the "Great Hostel Purge of 2011". http://t.co/P3O1hdcx - Probably good, as many were quite dubious.
418: 2011-10-19: A sober revelation of adulthood is you don't get rewarded just for being good at something. You have to provide a viable service to others.
419: 2011-10-18: The Deep South—home of deep fried goodness and the corpulent bodies to prove it. This ain't Santa Monica!
420: 2011-10-16: Protests are good for tearing things down. A protest never built anything.
421: 2011-10-16: .@Harrington_Knox "It's a hell of a lot better than sitting at home..." <== But not as good as taking responsibility for your own life.
422: 2011-10-14: My expired Costco card has been good to me over the years. It has got me in the door for endless free samples and risk-free window shopping.
423: 2011-10-09: Any attempt to protect the stupid from themselves is destined to fail. Their stupidity will outwit your good intentions.
424: 2011-10-08: We do not know good fortune from bad until time has passed.
425: 2011-10-03: Most good works are the equivalent of bailing with a spoon during a tsunami. They make people feel good but accomplish little.
426: 2011-09-24: The Good @DalaiLama says there should be clear criteria for the selection of his successor—but what are they??? http://t.co/GTzUdEbq
427: 2011-09-24: A good movie tickles the brain and leaves you thinking about it long after the closing credits.
428: 2011-09-24: Future money will be an advanced electronic bartering system where labor is traded for goods without government-sponsored currency.
429: 2011-09-24: Is money necessary? Why can't Google or Amazon create their own currency, based on a basket of tangible goods?
430: 2011-09-19: Flying is easy. It's landing that's hard. (Good metaphor for a lot of things.)
431: 2011-09-18: Superman can fly through the air but can his sperm? That would lead to impregnated virgins and some damn good excuses. "Supersperm got me!"
432: 2011-09-17: In music, as in life, most are mere performers, repeating the work of others. Few are composers and fewer still are good at it.
433: 2011-09-02: "Once we've formed an eating habit, we no longer care whether the food tastes good." LA Times: http://t.co/CefYGY2
434: 2011-09-01: The paradox of good parenting is it protects kids from the harsher realities of life, thus increasing their trauma when facing them later.
435: 2011-09-01: Good times set the stage for the bad times.
436: 2011-09-01: You can't blame droughts or economic downturns for the sorry state of human affairs. You should blame human hubris in the good times.
437: 2011-08-12: Most of the dysfunction of the world is caused not by evil people but by good people making short-sighted decisions.
438: 2011-08-08: RT @Telegraph: London looters make off with stolen goods http://tgr.ph/pjtx9y <== Aren't the last 5 words redundant?
439: 2011-08-05: Both the @BadDalaiLama and the Good @DalaiLama are spiritual leaders conveying the wisdom that you don't really need spiritual leaders
440: 2011-08-04: Taste is wise if you listen to it. As soon as food stops tasting good, you should stop eating. Throw the stuff away!
441: 2011-08-04: The first bite tastes great! The second is good. The third is okay. By the fourth or fifth, even the greatest thrill is routine and boring.
442: 2011-08-04: Without a doubt, some things taste good. When you try them for the first time, you say, "Wow!" and want to try them again.
443: 2011-08-04: Taste is valuable only to the extent that it leads you to good nutrition. That is its original and authentic purpose.
444: 2011-08-04: Just because a product claims to be "low fat" doesn't mean it's good for you. What else is in it?
445: 2011-08-04: "Buy this yogurt and we'll donate 2 cents to breast cancer research." Do you have a right to feel good about this?
446: 2011-08-03: Fashion, fine food, luxury goods, entertainment... fields where function is irrelevant and jerks reign supreme.
447: 2011-08-03: It is good to care about others, but your main responsibility is you.
448: 2011-07-24: Humans live well beyond the age of breeding for good reason: Grannies help us survive. Daily Mail: http://bit.ly/r0d7P6
449: 2011-07-18: Being good at something and being publicly successful at it are two different things, often completely contradictory.
450: 2011-07-17: On My Bucket List: Take a good hard look inside myself... in the world's first self-colonoscopy procedure.
451: 2011-07-17: His Holiness the Good Dalai Lama meets with Obama today. http://twitpic.com/5r7jzo <== Man, I want to be photoshopped into this scene!
452: 2011-07-17: There is no more fragile a career choice than one that depends on your good looks and acting ability.
453: 2011-07-16: Circle our channeler on Google+ http://gplus.to/BadDalaiLama (although we're still not sure what it's good for)
454: 2011-07-13: RT @sbellelauren: hey guys, i think we're good on babies, you can stop now
455: 2011-07-13: Who can resist a bigger home, more income, more free time? Yet good fortune is often our demise, as our resources exceed our discipline.
456: 2011-07-13: A hoarder in a one-room apartment is less dysfunctional than one in a six-room house. The "good fortune" of a house is bad for its owner.
457: 2011-07-13: Hoarding makes little practical sense today, when most goods are easily obtained at low cost. Future value rarely justifies storage cost.
458: 2011-07-12: RT @philo_quotes: If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience. ~ William James http ...
459: 2011-07-09: If some cowboy tells you he'll "love you forever" in a country music song, BUYER BEWARE! Them good ol' boys got a pretty bad track record.
460: 2011-07-09: Chronological chauvinists see only advances in technology and institutions. They do not acknowledge the good things that have been lost.
461: 2011-07-08: Google Plus: Don't claim to understand it or know what it's good for, but His Holiness has joined as baddalailama@gmail.com / Glenn Campbell
462: 2011-07-08: Good news! I am now 100% GLUTEN FREE!*
463: 2011-07-07: RT @badbanana: "He died doing what he loved, which was clinging to life and trying not to die, which he was very good at until recently."
464: 2011-07-04: "You bring meaning to my life," is a good start for a relationship destined to fail.
465: 2011-07-02: The main problem of reading a book is wading through the dull parts to get to the juicy and meaningful bits. The good parts aren't flagged!
466: 2011-07-02: However good a novel may be, you're trapped in a simulation—a virtual reality—that is never going to exceed the experience of the author.
467: 2011-07-01: .@dunebat “I thought 'O Brother, Where Art Thou?' was good.” <== Indeed memorable, but what did it teach you?
468: 2011-07-01: RT @algekalipso: @BadDalaiLama @MikeShawTweet Thanks.Really interesting that active placebos are as good. So the fact that you feel some ...
469: 2011-06-25: The secret of composing good music is recognizing the point where authentic emotion turns saccharin.
470: 2011-06-13: Drugs are the closest thing to Darth Vader evil. They'll take a good person and turn them to the dark side, until you can only run away.
471: 2011-06-13: @princeboucher "bellarusian princess, entrepreneur, artist, and simply just an amazing person @NinelleEfremova” <== Good catch! A keeper!
472: 2011-05-28: Good news! L.A. parking meters now take COINS as well as credit cards! http://t.co/5rHmrSE
473: 2011-05-28: If there is nothing so close to true evil on Planet Earth as drugs. They take a good person and turn them to the dark side.
474: 2011-05-23: The people who make the movies don't make the trailers—for good reason. They can't see their own project from the outside.
475: 2011-05-20: Hello, goodbye! (@ Grand Central Terminal w/ 58 others) http://4sq.com/jsVpmC
476: 2011-05-19: RT @GreatestQuotes: "It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters in the end." - Ursula Le Guin
477: 2011-05-17: The good George, not the evil one. (@ George Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH) w/ 42 others) http://4sq.com/lJTzxD
478: 2011-05-12: RT @luisesc21: @BadDalaiLama I have recently noticed that, as days go by, you look less like an evil @DalaiLama and more like a good @Lo ...
479: 2011-05-11: Lots of living creatures love shit. There's good nutrition there! But urine is poisonous to everyone.
480: 2011-05-06: RT @Toledowni A good old friend use to say, "I don't wait for opportunities to show up. I prepare. Then, I track them down."
481: 2011-05-06: RT @Toledowni: @BadDalaiLama A good old friend use to say. I don't wait for opportunities to show up. I prepare. Then, I track them down ...
482: 2011-05-05: What are you doing with your cognitive resources? Are you putting them to good use or just killing time?
483: 2011-05-01: Never underestimate the ability of the addict to sabotage any good thing that happens to him.
484: 2011-04-29: @ThatsWright "Just got carded buying lotto tickets." <== Are you going to wish for good fortune or make it happen?
485: 2011-04-28: If you want the Alaska Highway experience without going that far, driving over the top of Lake Superior will give a pretty good taste of it.
486: 2011-04-12: You can believe in the inherent goodness of people, but you still have to respond to what they actually do, good or bad.
487: 2011-04-08: RT @JonnyNotion: @BadDalaiLama You tweet good things and you sound like Tom Waits.
488: 2011-04-08: In retrospect, it's easy to know where you SHOULD have put your money, but there are a lot of failures that sounded just as good in theory.
489: 2011-04-07: Your job as a parent us to set a good example and assure behavioral compliance, not to micromanage beliefs and attitudes.
490: 2011-04-05: RT @Toledowni: @BadDalaiLama Well, I guess the people from Bethelem must be relieved. Sara Palin + "Holy land" + attention are no good c ...
491: 2011-04-05: "Too clever for your own good" means you have the smarts to succeed in what turns out to be an unwise endeavor.
492: 2011-04-04: A kid learns eventually: One Oreo cookie is good. A whole package of Oreos eaten at one sitting? Not so good.
493: 2011-04-03: The good news: People can change! The bad news: It's not going to happen on your schedule or while you're enabling them.
494: 2011-04-01: "Damn! Actually damn good!. Bravo! More more more!" @sheephogan on our new 1-minute movie http://youtu.be/P53-qtSeb3I
495: 2011-03-31: Life in prison for rape? Sounds good, except aren't you just encouraging the offender to kill his witness?
496: 2011-03-31: RT @kellyoxford: Jealousy is something you're good at when you think you suck at everything.
497: 2011-03-29: You're supposed to give your kids this video game to counteract the effects of other video games. Good luck! http://twitpic.com/4ehd6m
498: 2011-03-28: There's a difference between red strawberries and good tasting ones, but they look the same and consumers don't care, so we get red.
499: 2011-03-28: @exurban "writing" <== LOL! Good one! I'll have to think about that!
500: 2011-03-27: The undiluted self-confidence of youth should be bottled and marketed in a late-night TV infomercial. Ought to be good for something!
501: 2011-03-26: Raising venture capital doesn't prove you have a good idea. It only proves you're skilled at raising venture capital.
502: 2011-03-26: The good of society is not just saving lives but preserving the quality of life for everyone. Sometimes those goals are incompatible.
503: 2011-03-24: For the destructive power of good intentions, see Prohibition—how it gave us organized crime while failing to curb alcoholism.
504: 2011-03-24: A movie is only as good as the story it's built around.
505: 2011-03-22: To travel independently, you need a good internal compass—to keep yourself moving toward a goal while pummeled by new sensations.
506: 2011-03-20: Meaningful: nutritious food that makes you feel good after eating. Meaningless: food sought only for its flavor. presentation or prestige.
507: 2011-03-20: When people start doing things in unison, that's a pretty good sign that they're ALL wrong! — Wired http://t.co/bCmYqqJ via @lolahayes
508: 2011-03-19: What good is a sensation that passes through you, leaving no trace behind?
509: 2011-03-19: He's good. Doesn't tweet much. Won't offend anybody. We couldn't exist without him! #ff @DalaiLama You'll seem more spiritual if you do!
510: 2011-03-15: The main challenge of life is triage—deciding how to ration out your limited resources for the greatest long-term good.
511: 2011-03-13: So sad to watch a friend get sucked into a relationship you know isn't good for them. It's madness and addiction you can do little about.
512: 2011-03-13: RT @dykemovies: The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born. - Elayne Boosler
513: 2011-03-12: The aim of charity is "bang for your buck"—achieving the most good with what little you have. It's not just giving to the latest disaster.
514: 2011-03-12: What makes Japan a better use of your resources than 10,000 other catastrophes? Because it's on CNN? Is that how you choose your good works?
515: 2011-03-11: Reveling in the lactose tolerance of my ancestors. Milk, ice cream, cheese—it's all good!
516: 2011-03-11: The key to being a good driver is realizing just how close to death you really are.
517: 2011-03-09: .@Kyoks1 (b) is just one more expression of the law of karma. (a) an illusion <== The Luxury Goods Manufacturer's Association applauds you!
518: 2011-03-09: A good forest fire could do all of us some good! It is often the only way to get rid of our own emotional blocks.
519: 2011-03-08: RT @JustMePammy: drove her batty like most kids..HRM understands. lol RT @dunebat: @JustMePammy I was a good kid, I just had a habit of ...
520: 2011-03-08: It's nice to have a job that's meaningful, challenging and contributes to society. Barring that, advancing your own skills is good enough.
521: 2011-03-05: The internet has democratized porn, making it accessible to everyone, even children. This is good, not bad! It robs porn of its power.
522: 2011-03-03: Dysfunctional celebrities are good! They give people around the world a set of common experiences, making everyone part of our family.
523: 2011-03-03: RT @Adhyetaa: RT @BadDalaiLama #### End. This has been a live one-hour essay from the Bad Dalai Lama. || Good stuff, BadDL.
524: 2011-03-03: RT @GreatestQuotes: "The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas." - Linus Pauling
525: 2011-03-02: Wikipedia on Luxury Goods: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luxury_good - Quite insightful!
526: 2011-02-28: Stumbled upon an amazing font of wisdom: @alaindebotton — 80k followers, but good anyway!
527: 2011-02-27: RT @joecooper42: @BadDalaiLama I needed that. The Good Dalai Lama's been giving me the shits!
528: 2011-02-25: Germs are good! (reducing asthma in children, LA Times) http://j.mp/gOaURD - So why must we kill them? Can't we all just get along?
529: 2011-02-25: @fadereu "Why do you talk like a GoodDalaiLama? I like you only when your badbadbad." <== Sorry! My bad—I mean good. Will try to be badder.
530: 2011-02-21: Counterfeit designer goods are a rip-off of a rip-off! The real con is gullible fools paying hundreds for a label.
531: 2011-02-21: A gift of prayers, well wishes or good intentions isn't worth the hot air it's printed on.
532: 2011-02-16: It is the nature of most games that by the time you get good at it the game itself becomes irrelevant.
533: 2011-02-14: There are no fat people in Turkey, which is good, but they're also heavy smokers, which is bad.
534: 2011-02-10: Good morning, Istanbul! http://twitpic.com/3y77un
535: 2011-02-09: @lolahayes "Take me into your skin" <== Actually, skin is a pretty good place to stop. Any closer and it's a viral infection or something.
536: 2011-02-06: Life is too short for perfection. "Good enough" will have to do.
537: 2011-02-04: "Cinematic feel" consists of: A) blurred background, B) rich colors & C) slower frame rate. That's why videos don't look as good as movies.
538: 2011-02-04: The sole reason to maintain a romantic relationship is because it gives you good value for your investment.
539: 2011-02-02: A good thing can be a bad thing to someone who is already committed to something (or someone) else.
540: 2011-02-02: Paranormal phenomena—or the illusion of them—are good for something: They can orient you to something you might not have noticed otherwise.
541: 2011-01-31: RT @TheBosha: Somebody ever gives you a "Lifetime Achievement Award" clear your browser history and kiss your ass goodbye.
542: 2011-01-26: Just because an entertainment product is clever, funny, interesting or "good" doesn't mean it is worth your time to consume.
543: 2011-01-26: .@auren "If you are under-40 today, healthy and relatively wealthy, there is a good chance of living past 140" <== "Wealthy" being the key.
544: 2011-01-26: Our new philosophy essay: "Going With The Flow" http://j.mp/gmMDbr — It is good to sail with the currents, but you still have to steer!
545: 2011-01-21: opportunistic—the ability and willingness to take advantage of unexpected opportunities when they arise. Generally a good thing, not bad.
546: 2011-01-20: Good news! Great Value Pure Cane Sugar is now gluten-free! (No wheat was harmed in the making of this product.) http://twitpic.com/3rp8ph
547: 2011-01-19: Lessons from Greek mythology: Muses are good. Sirens are bad. Muses inspire you, while sirens only lure you to the rocks.
548: 2011-01-17: A major concern of cyborg technology is that some dictators might live forever and never give up power. Robo-Castro, Cyber-Stalin—not good!
549: 2011-01-14: Just because an entertainment product is "funny" or "good" doesn't mean it is worth watching. It must also be the best use of your time.
550: 2011-01-10: The road to Hell is paved with democracy—uninformed people voting for whatever feels good at the moment.
551: 2011-01-10: His Holiness does not watch television, but catches glimpses in public places. Seems like an archaic system. What is it good for?
552: 2011-01-09: Science Is a religion that believes all knowledge is good. It neglects that every advance creates new hazards and detracts from other goals.
553: 2011-01-06: Just because something is a "good idea" doesn't mean you should do it. It has to be the BEST idea for your limited resources.
554: 2011-01-06: Sodom & Gomorrah, Jericho, the Great Flood, the Plagues of Egypt... Those were the good old days when God was vengeful and kept score.
555: 2011-01-06: HD Delusion #4: If you remember a good movie with a compelling story, can you even remember if it was in 3D/2D, HiDef/LoDef, B+W/Color?
556: 2011-01-04: His Holiness follows @tonyrobbins, because wisdom can come from anyone. (Better than that Good Lama dude!)
557: 2011-01-03: Tweet stealing is a crime punishable by people not believing you when you produce a good one yourself.
558: 2011-01-01: The Score: @BadDalaiLama 817, Good @DalaiLama 1,188,856. Growth in past 15 days: +18% (Bad) vs +4% (Good). Who's laughing now, Buddha?
559: 2011-01-01: RT @alexiswi: For all the fun snark that @BadDalaiLama offers, a lot of his tweets ARE really good advice.
560: 2010-12-30: I can't prove I have free will, but I seem to, and that's good enough to justify trying.
561: 2010-12-23: "Merely getting into Harvard is as good an indicator of future success as actually going." http://bit.ly/ijKNOI via @laurenahayes
562: 2010-12-14: Anything "good" also has its dark side. If you can't see it, then you haven't grasped the whole picture.
563: 2010-12-13: Two devastating wars and a shattered economy, but that's not important now. The main thing is, George is looking good and feeling positive.
564: 2010-12-13: Never trust a country music singer who tells you how faithful he's going to be. Them good 'ole boys got a poor track record.
565: 2010-12-10: It is good to have dreams and goals but not to be trapped by them if something better comes along.
566: 2010-12-10: Long #ff lists are annoying and not very useful. If someone is good, don't tell us but show us by retweeting their best stuff.
567: 2010-12-09: Never decide today what you can put off 'til tomorrow (if there is no benefit in deciding now). It's good to preserve your options.
568: 2010-12-08: Watch "Megamind"! Earnest bad guy yapping at the heels of a too-good superhero. Yup, we can identify!
569: 2010-12-08: People follow the Good @DalaiLama because he doesn't tweet much, he offends no one, and people can say, "I follow the Dalai Lama!"
570: 2010-12-07: Good intentions are useless without a healthy dose of Machiavellian strategy.
571: 2010-12-06: "Total transparency would be good for the society. isn't it?" @sashazykov — Then you should practice it. Show us your passwords, your email.
572: 2010-12-05: The Rapture has been moved up to 5/21/11: http://j.mp/ik4fRL Some looting is expected as the good Christians depart, but we wish them well.
573: 2010-12-02: The rich man thinks he can prove his good taste by purchasing an art collection, but he's still a narcissistic bore. #donaldtrump #stevewynn
574: 2010-12-02: Charlie the Tuna never figured it out: You can't buy good taste.
575: 2010-12-02: Kodachrome: Real life is never as good as the pictures or our nostalgic memories. (MRT Paul Simon)
576: 2010-12-02: What good is a house on the seashore or in the mountains? As soon as you move in, you stop looking out the window.
577: 2010-12-02: In the market of goods and ideas, "pull" is better than "push". Better to have people drawn to your product than you pushing it on them.
578: 2010-11-29: "Our body is full of maladaptive cravings that trick us into feeling good." @Knigel — If you eat a whole bag of Doritos™, how do you feel?
579: 2010-11-29: Instead of following the nutrition fad of the moment, try listening to your body and eating foods that makes you feel good afterwards.
580: 2010-11-27: RT @KilroyCafe: Been to Borders and Barnes & Noble but can't find a good tourist guide to the Somali Coast. Guess I'll have to go it alone.
581: 2010-11-27: RT @YuririaSierra: Here goes a #FF for @BadDalaiLama, who always is as good (sometimes quite better) as the Lama himself... And certainl ...
582: 2010-11-20: The score: @BadDalaiLama 501, Good @DalaiLama 1053630. We got that bugger on the run now! Thanks for all your retweets!
583: 2010-11-19: It is good to eat a balanced diet, but the more dietary restrictions we obey, the more barriers we create to our movement and growth.
584: 2010-11-19: Paranoia is what keeps us from recognizing good opportunities when they happen to fall into our lap.
585: 2010-11-17: "We study hard in high school to get into a top college to get into grad school to get a good job to get into a decent nursing home." —RS
586: 2010-11-17: A good heart is worthless without smart strategies to protect it.
587: 2010-11-17: Any parasite can be cast as a savior by a good copywriter.
588: 2010-11-13: You place yourself in moral jeopardy when your livelihood depends on selling people things that aren't good for them.
589: 2010-11-10: Video philosophy essay #3: "Triage" http://youtu.be/HGDt3I78CAU - Triage is the management of limited resources to achieve the maximum good.
590: 2010-11-05: Every attempt to do good also has the potential for causing harm, possibly worse than if you had never intervened.
591: 2010-11-05: RT @shimols: @BadDalaiLama so I am on twitter all the time now. Only coz of you. You are so good. I dont know what to do.
592: 2010-11-03: RT @DalaiLama: I am convinced that everyone can develop a good heart and a sense of universal responsibility with or without religion.
593: 2010-11-02: People are usually paid according to how much damage they can cause not how much good they do.
594: 2010-10-31: The first bite tastes great! The second is good. The third is okay. By the fourth or fifth, even the greatest thrill is routine and boring.
595: 2010-10-28: It is impossible to tell good news from bad until time has passed.
596: 2010-10-28: It is good to be generous, but you also don't want to disrupt a local economy so it becomes unsustainable without you.
597: 2010-10-27: Being good looking stunts your growth.
598: 2010-10-21: It is good to have a plan, but you shouldn't be so committed to it that you can't change course if unexpected opportunities arise.
599: 2010-10-19: A partnership sounds like a good idea when labor is shared, but it can also be a "bureaucracy of two" that adapts poorly to change.
600: 2010-10-18: The first step to social change is to set a good example.
601: 2010-10-16: A housekeeping matter: Should the @BadDalaiLama follow everyone who follows him, or no one (like the Good @DalaiLama), or be judgmental?
602: 2010-10-14: Another truism from the Good @DalaiLama: I believe that at all levels of society...the key to a better, happier world is greater compassion.
603: 2010-10-11: People credit God for their good fortune so they don't have to think about who they hurt to obtain it.
604: 2010-10-08: Children need praise for whatever good they do. Adults ought to be able to function without it.
605: 2010-10-07: It is good to be open to the spiritual and paranormal, but decisions must be based on the concrete and testable.
606: 2010-10-05: The best way to win is chose a contest you're good at.
607: 2010-10-04: Good working theory! MRT @kirkfranklin: God is either going to fix the situation, or use the situation as His tool to fix you (Romans:28).
608: 2010-09-27: The Christian God, if He is truly just, will probably cut you a break for not believing in Him as long as you've been good.
609: 2010-09-22: Bad Dalai Lama has reached 100 followers in 6 days on Earth. Thanks for your support! (For the record, the Good @DalaiLama has 818,186.)
610: 2010-09-22: "I love you. You love me. We're a happy family." — Barney the Purple Dinosaur (channeling the Good @DalaiLama)
611: 2010-09-22: Between the good and the bad is the interesting.
612: 2010-09-20: The message of the Good @DalaiLama: Everyone should be nice to everyone else. The @BadDalaiLama is here to give you more useful advice.
613: 2010-09-19: In a world of crushing need and inadequate resources, you must conserve your resources and use them only where they do the greatest good.
614: KilroyCafe: 2010-11-27: @oliverburkeman You should follow the @BadDalaiLama! He's like the Good Dalai Lama but badder (and more useful)
615: KilroyCafe: 2010-11-27: Been to Borders and Barnes & Noble but can't find a good tourist guide to the Somali Coast. Guess I'll have to go it alone.
616: KilroyCafe: 2010-11-14: I am beginning to wonder if the sex change operation was a good idea. Can I go back?
617: KilroyCafe: 2010-10-07: RT @BadDalaiLama: It is good to be open to the spiritual and paranormal, but decisions must be based on the concrete and testable.
618: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-24: Human breasts are far larger than necessary to give milk. They're a signal to the male: "I got the goods!" Poor saps fall for it.
619: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-24: The key to being a good driver is realizing how close to death you are.
620: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-22: RT @BadDalaiLama: Bad Dalai Lama has reached 100 followers in 6 days on Earth. Thanks for your support! (For the record, the Good @Dalai ...
621: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-20: RT @BadDalaiLama: The message of the Good @DalaiLama: Everyone should be nice to everyone else. The @BadDalaiLama is here to give you mo ...
622: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-05: Photo: I feel in good company as one of Anwar's friends. I even get my own color! http://j.mp/cIbMqQ (Jan. 2009)
623: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-01: For migraine pain try Trepanation(tm). Lets the good stuff in, the bad stuff out, and when you die your skull can be used as a saltshaker.
624: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-29: When the bad times hit, we always look back in shame at all the money we wasted in the good times.
625: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-29: RT @tweetsayings: Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment. - Jim Horning
626: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-29: Morality isn't a simple case of good and evil. It's about managing your limited resources and getting the most good you can from them.
627: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-24: People who are least deserving of their good fortune have the biggest ego.
628: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-20: Not sure what it's good for, but I've signed up for LinkedIn: http://www.linkedin.com/in/kilroycafe
629: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-17: The good news: Nature doesn't waste souls. You'll be back in a new body after this one. Bad news: You can't take your experience with you.
630: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-17: RT @HuffingtonPort SCARY look At How Unemployment Has Swept Across America http://huff.to/av3HM3 - Good news: Nebraska still looks fine!
631: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-15: It is impossible to tell good fortune from bad until time has passed.
632: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-12: It is good to be physically fit, but fitness can also be an addiction, costing far more than any benefit in longevity or quality of life.
633: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-09: If something makes you feel good now, repeating it 10x won't make you 10x happier, yet people make permanent plans based on this assumption.
634: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-23: The secret of good health: Wallow in dirt! Expose yourself to germs. Don't try to live in a bubble. That's how you build your immune system!
635: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-20: It is better to have a few good friends who understand you than a million delusional fans who don't.
636: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-16: Unfollow Quotient = (# of good tweets ÷ # of annoying ones ) x maximum insight of the best ones. Too low? Gotta go!
637: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-12: RT @davesniadak: Hey @kilroycafe, I felt the program w/ Lester Holt was really well done. Congrats! Keep up the good work (& don't cross ...
638: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-06: Good food is not just what tastes good but what makes you feel good afterwards.
639: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-27: There's a difference between food that tastes good and food that makes you feel good. For your health (in all things), listen to the latter.
640: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-19: Flashback, 2008: Bad economy? Don't worry about me. I invested it all with Bernie Madoff. Nice, solid returns in good times and bad.
641: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-05: Haggis is good, but if you were Scottish and had to eat it every day I imagine you'd get pretty tired of it.
642: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-27: New Video: "In Heaven, you get to listen to CNN... if you're very, very good!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjA8D6f9clg
643: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-27: People are usually paid according to how much damage they can cause not how much good they can do.
644: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-27: Apple is now bigger than Microsoft. Does that mean Good triumphed over Evil, or did Apple become evil?
645: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-23: Nothing restores one's ego to balance like good old-fashioned failure.
646: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-20: It is impossible to tell good fortune from bad fortune until long after the event has passed.
647: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-16: It's hard to get upset about counterfeit Gucci, Armani, Chanel, Pierre Cardin or Rolex goods, since these products are frauds to begin with.
648: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-10: Fact-checking Prince: "She wore a raspberry beret, the kind you find at a secondhand store." Been to many Goodwills and not found said hat.
649: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-27: Take any food you crave. First helping: fantastic! 2nd: good. 3rd: okay. 4th: tedious. 5th: gross! Same applies to every attraction.
650: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-23: Good health, to a large extent, is a personal choice. There will always be diseases and accidents you have no control over but most you do.
651: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-20: Every attempt to do good also has the potential of causing harm, for which you are then responsible.
652: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-18: More knowledge isn't always good. It has to be _relevant_ knowledge, more important to seek than any other.
653: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-14: There are no perfect solutions to the problems of life. There are only "good enough" solutions that get you by.
654: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-13: Good and evil are recognizable qualities in the human brain. Good is internal consistency, while evil is a mind at war with itself.
655: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-12: A good novel is as much a journey for the author as for the reader.
656: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-10: Is porn good for us? As use of porn increases, sex crime goes down. http://bit.ly/c09PDk The Scientist via @Sheamus
657: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-09: The goal of marketing to the wealthy is to invent new ways for them to prove they have good taste.
658: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-28: If a word results in anger, there's a good chance that word is accurate.
659: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-28: There is no perfect security. There is only "good enough" security balancing risks and costs.
660: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-28: "If you have to ask the people around you if it's a good idea or not, it probably isn't." @aubynr
661: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-20: Who knew you could get so much wholesome deep-fried goodness in one little box—without deep frying! The secret: The grease is in the batter!
662: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-20: The forecast for tomorrow looks good! There's a 99% chance there will be one.
663: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-16: I have replaced my web address on Twitter with a new "Greetings, Twitterers!" page: http://www.kilroycafe.com/twitter/home - Good idea!
664: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-15: Just because a little of something is good doesn't mean a lot of it will be even better. Once you meet your needs, more is usually less.
665: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-14: There is no absolute good and evil. There is only relative good and evil compared to the alternatives actually available.
666: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-13: "Its better to get angry than to get hopeless!" @gauravkantgoel - But neither is as good as taking control. Anger is merely frustration.
667: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-30: Instead of retweeting good quotes, I am now favoriting them: http://twitter.com/kilroycafe/favorites - My own best bon mots: @KilroyLite
668: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-23: Pepperidge Farm™ choc chip cookies: $2.50. Good price but: 140 calories x 8 cookies (cuz I'll eat em all!) = 1120 cals. No deal, Wal-Mart™!
669: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-15: "Living in a world where children are told they are unique individuals is never a good thing." @aubynr - Right! Kids shouldn't run the show.
670: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-14: "If you want to feel good about yourself, but avoid any real work or results, try prayer." @almightygod
671: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-09: @jillsobule "What's a good terrible city to diss?" Houston. Deep in the heart of the armpit of Texas.
672: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-08: A person's wisdom in choosing a mate is only as good as the dartboard they're throwing at.
673: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-21: My new philosophy essay: "The Burden of Choice: More Options Aren't Necessarily a Good Thing." http://bit.ly/8DTu3e (Kilroy Cafe #60)
674: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-19: All good fiction involves some form of magic. Things will happen that are impossible in real life, but the resolution must be real.
675: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-16: Good night my little minions! Sleep tight! Tomorrow we rule the world -- and get rid of that pesky James Bond!
676: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-09: "Easy Street: Your Ticket to the Good Life" (please gamble responsibly) Photo: http://bit.ly/5EyZ4E - A clash of messages?
677: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-27: People credit God for their good fortune so they don't have to think about who they hurt to obtain it.
678: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-18: Wired: "Top 10 Bad Messages From Good Movies" http://bit.ly/3KHDtK - Entertaining movies can give bad advice.
679: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-16: When you're going to a new city, and everyone says "You simply must experience X!" -- that's a good sign you can skip X altogether.
680: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-03: Good news for the people of New Orleans, a city sinking into the sea: Their football team beat another football team!
681: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-25: I have visited a good portion of the developed world, but nowhere are the mechanics of life easier than in the United States.
682: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-17: It is easier to change your own life than fight for change in others. The first step to social change is to set a good example.
683: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-11: LA Times: "Flawed county system lets children die invisibly" http://bit.ly/2uefW4 - Gives a good picture of child welfare.
684: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-02: The first bite tastes great! The 2nd is good. The 3rd is okay. By the 4th or 5th it's routine and boring. Same applies to everything!
685: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-28: Between the good and the bad is the interesting.
686: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-20: It is good to be generous, but you also don't want to disrupt a local economy so it becomes unsustainable without you.
687: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-15: It is impossible to tell "good news" from "bad news" until time has tested it, since one can easily transform into the other.
688: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-15: Good luck can easily become a curse and bad luck a blessing. You never can tell until time and free will have acted upon them.
689: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-09: Obama to students: "Every single one of you has something you're good at... You have a responsibility to yourself to discover what that is."
690: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-29: You place yourself in moral jeopardy when your livelihood depends on selling people things that aren't good for them.
691: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-26: Any study of law is incomplete without an understanding of how it may be subverted. This is why laws that look good often don't work.
692: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-22: Some of the most trite and empty song lyrics come from @johncmayer - although they sound good at first.
693: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-22: The road to Hell is paved with democracy: the people voting for what feels good and suffering the results.
694: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-19: Fact checking District 9: Bad Guys wielding automatic weapons can't hit Good Guys right in front of them, while Good Guy shots always hit.
695: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-19: I just learned from CNN the key to good health. Hand sanitizer. Tons and tons of hand sanitizer.
696: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-19: Just because because something is a "good idea" doesn't mean you should do it. It has to be the best idea for your limited resources.
697: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-16: Good songs are 3 minutes long. Longer, and they sound repetitive. Shorter, and the listener feels cheated.
698: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-13: Ah, milk! A beverage with actual nutritional value. If it's enough to sustain a calf, it's good enough for me!
699: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-13: Anyone who has suffered all their life may not be able to digest good fortune. They may require self-imposed misery to remain balanced.
700: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-08: Often, the most dangerous gift you can give someone is good fortune. It can disrupt their equilibrium and set the stage for disaster.
701: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-07: War is good for the economy! Without so many personnel in Iraq and Afghanistan, unemployment would be far worse. Thank you, George Bush!
702: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-29: Passing through Hannibal, Missouri, I ponder how the good Dr. Lector has forever changed the meaning of this name.
703: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-15: Success in life depends on knowing your role. You err when you get sucked into things you know you're not good at.
704: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-11: It's a good bet: If you give someone extra resources, he will use them to dig himself a deeper hole.
705: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-09: Michael, Elvis, Whitney, Britney, Madonna - they must be deep and wise because their songs are good. Get real!
706: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-27: It feels good to be respected by others but only when you're respected for who you really are, not who you pretend to be.
707: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-26: Good news from Dennys™ in Cedar City, Utah: The donut is now obsolete, thanks to the invention of Pancake Puppies™.
708: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-20: Everything "good" also has its dark side. If you can't see it, then you haven't grasped the whole picture.
709: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-19: Just had a "high density protein shake" (aka "milk"). A handy survival food. If it's enough to sustain a calf, it's good enough for me!
710: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-19: Found it: the Sea (Aegean). This is a good place for - um - beachcombing.
711: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-19: My photos from today's visit to the ATHENS WATERFRONT http://bit.ly/aVel0 - It's good for beachcombing!
712: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-11: In Country music, life is superficial: Love is good, breaking up bad, traditions wholesome, broken hearts tragic... BOR-ing!
713: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-11: Never trust a country music singer who tells you how faithful he's going to be. Them good 'ole boys got a poor track record.
714: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-06: Some people know how to bake a good pie while others know how to serve it. Sadly, the servers usually get all the glory.
715: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-06: Just as you start getting good at life, it's time to think about dying.
716: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-03: It's good to know that Diners Club and Carte Blanche are so widely accepted, but has anyone ever actually seen one?
717: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-01: At the core of every good movie is a simple human dilemma that all the special effects in the world can't buy.
718: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-30: A narcissist makes a good swindler, but he is also easily swindled because his radar is poor about the intentions of others.
719: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-24: I've just discovered the WORLD'S GREATEST COMEDIC TALENT @aedison Her tweets are good, but her "Weekly Show" is fantastic! averyedison.com
720: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-22: Airline lingo: "arrival pastry" - a cellophane-packaged pastry served to overseas air passengers about an hour before arrival. A good sign!
721: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-22: "The only good divorce is a fast divorce." - Judge Gerald Hardcastle. I agree. You MUST get everything resolved as quickly as possible.
722: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-21: Will there be a reward in Heaven? Don't count on it. You do good on this planet because it makes sense, not because of what God might do.
723: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-20: Going to see Cher in concert is essentially the same as watching a good Cher impersonator. Both are faking it.
724: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-17: The only "good" advertising is the announcement of a product or service you needed anyway at a price or location you weren't expecting.
725: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-14: Nooks and crannies. That's what Europe's good for. They got nooks and crannies like you wouldn't believe!
726: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-08: Any food that is unpalatable at a certain temperature (warm ice cream, cold beef stew, etc.) probably isn't good for you anyway.
727: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-06: "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you're good is like expecting a bull not to charge at you because you're vegetarian."--Unkn
728: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-05: There is nothing more destructive than excessive and unwarranted good fortune. It often sets people up for catastrophic failure later on.
729: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-05: The charming thing about Twitter is that hardly anyone is any good at it yet.
730: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-04: Avoid any food with "healthy" or "nutritious" on the label. It's probably highly processed and does little good for your body.
731: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-30: Green Eggs & Ham: 1) I will not eat it. 2) I'll try it, just to show I'm open-minded. 3) Hey, this is good! 4) Take it away, I'll kill you!
732: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-29: I have revised an earlier philosophy essay: "The Paradox of Protection" (Kilroy #23) http://bit.ly/H9tAQ - Every good work has its cost.
733: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-28: We can measure Swine Flu hysteria by the number of people seen in face masks. Stay clear! Good sign of a wacko you don't want to deal with.
734: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-24: A POSITIVE FEEDBACK LOOP is when small changes feed back into a system to create catastrophic ones. e.g.economy, global warming. Not good!
735: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-21: @angusbatey "Farcebook" - That's a good one! However, he and I are intertwined now. You can try to leave, but you'll be back!
736: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-20: posting my first Twitter message. What's it good for?
737: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-20: Not a 4-20 advocate. Tried it once; that was enough. I've got a good brain; it works well, and I'm happy with it. Why throw sand into it?
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