Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "good"

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1: 2018-11-19: “Little Adam Schitt,” says Trump. “That’s a good one,” says Schiff, which is the only thing I can imagine saying in his shoes. 😲 We have all been forced to return to 6th Grade. Sad.
2: 2018-11-05: Why we remember the bad more than the good | Wash Post
3: 2018-10-15: Detective Trump races to the scene of the latest murder. "Did you do it?" he asks the suspect. "Of course not," replies the suspect, dropping the murder weapon. "Good enough for me," says Detective Trump.
4: 2018-03-09: Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump agree to meet. Does anyone expect either one to keep their word or negotiate in good faith? It’s Jell-O negotiating with Jell-O.
5: 2018-01-30: Delta informs me that I flew 73,859 miles on Delta and partner airlines in 2017. That doesn't include a few domestic trips and two trips to Africa on other airlines, so 100,000 miles is a good guess.
6: 2017-12-20: You don’t need humans for a boom-and-bust cycle. If ample rains increase the food supply, rabbits will multiply, which is good for the rabbits until the predators multiply, eating the rabbits until the rabbits are gone and predators starve. ~ G. Campbell,
7: 2017-08-17: Times like these call for a good old-fashioned Indiana Jones Lost Ark of the Covenant Nazi face melting.
8: 2017-08-04: Trumps weekly campaign rally is always good for a laugh. How many lies will he tell? Who will he offend?
9: 2017-07-26: It seems important to Trump that he dominates the news every day. It doesn't matter if the news is good or bad so long as he is the star.
10: 2017-07-21: —Trump lawyers and advisers: "For your own good, don't do X."
11: 2017-07-20: "Made in America Week Renews Focus on Trump Goods Manufactured Overseas" — Who knew public relations could be so complicated? #duh
12: 2017-07-16: As US media attention turns to Russian money laundering, this may be a good time for Mr. Putin to create a new distraction. Watch for it!
13: 2017-07-07: I have no brick-and-mortar friends. I'm not good with masonry.
14: 2017-05-19: The FBI just named me a "person of interest". That's a good thing, right? They think I'm interesting.
15: 2017-05-08: Stupid people re-think their vote for Trump. "He said he would be good," they say, "but he's really bad. It's sad. I'm mad."
16: 2017-04-29: In a bizarre anti-dystopian future, the President of the U.S. is sane and responsible and politicians work together for the common good.
17: 2017-04-03: One of the most common mistakes of good people is thinking that some adult without moral precepts is going to become moral in the future.
18: 2017-03-21: Personality is a story of investment. The more you invest in something, the more you believe in it, regardless of whether it's good for you.
19: 2017-03-16: @nguyenivy Yes, I've flown Norwegian several times. Good deal. Best to buy your tix on Expedia, where you may get free checked bags.
20: 2016-12-07: The nutritional value of a gummy bear bears no relation to its bear shape. Gummis are wholesome and good for you regardless of their form.
21: 2016-12-02: A bit of good news from the Trump transition: an apparently competent General between the Donald and the nukes.
22: 2016-11-23: Maybe I was rash in unfriending all those Trump supporters. I feel bad now. Maybe I should re-friend them?... Naw, we're good.
23: 2016-11-06: Following your heart is never a good option if your brain isn't in the driver's seat to make the most important decisions.
24: 2016-10-28: I wish life would give me credit for "seemed like a good idea at the time".
25: 2016-06-16: It's okay to name your airline Pegasus or Hermes, but Icarus? Not a good idea.
26: 2016-05-04: On My Bucket List: Purchase a Veblen good.
27: 2016-02-03: RT @Peripatetia: My appearance on a new Area 51 video from PBS, just released. Find it on YouTube at "Good Stuff…
28: 2015-12-11: Youth is a form of addiction. You feel so good about your new-found freedom that you overdose and end up losing it.
29: 2015-08-12: Evil is good people, motivated by fear, who failed to respect the rules of evidence.
30: 2015-07-13: RT @BeechhouseArt: @BadDalaiLama watched the #Area51 film Glenn, your bit was the only good bit!
31: 2015-06-20: RT @CackleClub: people are gonna steal your ideas, your words, your tweets, but do nothing. it's good to feed the starving bc your food sup…
32: 2015-03-27: Never underestimate the ability of paranoia to transform something good into something bad.
33: 2015-03-26: Cruel people always think they are doing good. That's what makes them so dangerous.
34: 2015-03-25: .@ChinaSou i'm afraid the good @DalaiLama just isn't playing the game. I acknowledge him, but he won't acknowledge me.
35: 2015-03-23: Maybe YOU could become the Good @DalaiLama's Lama's replacement! First step is the paperwork. Start here:
36: 2015-03-20: Evil can be perpetuated without evil people. All that is necessary is for good people to give in to paranoia.
37: 2015-03-20: The magic of paranoia is that anything good can be seen as bad. You treat it as bad, attack it as a threat and it becomes bad.
38: 2015-02-22: One adult male produces enough sperm to inseminate every woman on Earth. Good to know in case of an apocalyptic male shortage.
39: 2015-02-20: Nuuk, Greenland? Not a good idea. Waste of perfectly good atomic weapons.
40: 2015-02-03: RT @TIME: When exercise does more harm than good
41: 2015-01-27: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned" is a good general waiver of liability. You don't have to get too specific. #confessionadvice
42: 2014-12-27: Take a stand against connected logic. Do what feels good. Don't ask why. If the results are bad, religion will save you.
43: 2014-12-24: He knows when you are sleeping, awake, bad or good, monitoring you without a warrant or court order. Father Christmas or surveillance state?
44: 2014-11-22: If you're good at something, someone who isn't will always try to stop you. #antisuperpredilectarianism
45: 2014-11-17: Kickstarter my ass! (Because my ass has a lot of good ideas.)
46: 2014-11-06: Goodbye Miami! @GuardianUS
47: 2014-11-04: "Too clever for your own good" is a real disease. It keeps you working on a project that really should fail.
48: 2014-10-24: If you free the prisoners by opening their cell doors, there's a good chance they will close them again saying, "I'm not ready for this."
49: 2014-10-22: RT @guardian: "Get rid of the tyrant and the forces of good will prevail" John Gray on the truth about evil #longrea…
50: 2014-09-19: RT @AdviceToWriters: Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throat…
51: 2014-09-08: Good fences make good neighbors. Add razor wire, motion sensors, video cameras and a raked gravel No Man's land, depending on the neighbor.
52: 2014-09-08: Families are a system for reenacting history, not always in a good way.
53: 2014-08-31: RT @cracked: 5 Good Reasons Professional Sports Are the Worst Thing Ever - |
54: 2014-08-29: It can be hard to fathom for a noble soul, but being generous and "good" can be destructive and destabilizing in some environments.
55: 2014-08-23: So let me get this straight: Assad is a good guy now? Or is he a not-as-bad bad guy?
56: 2014-08-21: New Age spiritual advice is rarely free. You got to pay good money to get the best bullshit.
57: 2014-08-02: You don't have to believe in God, but it doesn't hurt to hedge your bets and be good anyway.
58: 2014-07-22: Good fences make good neighbors unless your neighbor is Israel and he builds the fence wherever he wants it.
59: 2014-07-14: RT @good: "Those who do not move, do not notice their chains."
60: 2014-07-01: Being good at what you do inevitably gets you in trouble with people who aren't.
61: 2014-06-29: If a good or bad event occurs, humans are inclined to believe it will be repeated. See: @nytimes
62: 2014-06-27: First it's good for you, then it's bad for you, then it's good for you again. #expertadvice
63: 2014-06-12: RT @MailOnline: White bread could actually be good for us
64: 2014-06-10: Good people + good intentions + paranoia = evil actions
65: 2014-05-21: Finally, a snack you can feel good about! No sodium, gluten, fat or high-fructose corn syrup. Just pure sugar and wholesome chemicals.
66: 2014-05-14: Paranoia makes good people do evil things.
67: 2014-05-10: Memories of a favorite food keep us eating it even after it stops tasting good.
68: 2014-05-09: I like my bacon double-fried, dipped in batter and wrapped in bacon, because you can never have enough of a good thing.
69: 2014-05-07: Good Morning America does a "Princess Bride" reunion. Actors recount their clever lines. No one mentions the man who wrote those lines.
70: 2014-05-04: Nutrition advice: Just eat what makes you feel good AFTER you eat it.
71: 2014-05-04: @sijinhai I wouldn't attribute any malice or dishonesty to the Good One, only bland advice.
72: 2014-04-27: I don't smoke, drink, use drugs or snort caffeine. I'm as good as a Mormon but without the special underwear.
73: 2014-04-26: Give in to temptation if you must, but never wait in line for something that's not good for you.
74: 2014-03-28: @HumanBeam Do we need to break you out of there, or are you good?
75: 2014-03-21: A popular misconception about vampires is they're stylish and good-looking. Truth is, most of them look like drug addicts.
76: 2014-03-20: RT @Telegraph: "Humanity loves to guess the future. Unfortunately, we’re not very good at it." by @tomchivers
77: 2014-03-19: Good advice.
78: 2014-03-03: "To defeat Putin, turn Ukraine into an economic winner" - Good overview of the Ukraine situation:
79: 2014-03-02: @webmonkees Good one! If the Chumash were to invade LA, I wouldn't have a big problem with that.
80: 2014-02-27: The Good @DalaiLama is now on Instagram. 100% selfies. No food shots.
81: 2014-02-20: Pompeii Spoiler Alert: Mountain's gonna blow. Good guys gonna escape. Bad guys get incinerated. #justahunch #trailersaysitall
82: 2014-02-19: @HumanBeam Ha! Pretty good show for flavored caramel-colored soda water.
83: 2014-02-18: Fact of Life: Snacks out of the giant economy bag never taste as good as the same from an individual serving bag with no more available.
84: 2014-02-15: Sexual preference doesn't change the essential problem: How do you find good relationships and make them work?
85: 2014-02-12: RT @SwedishCanary: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die.
86: 2014-02-08: It may sound noble to die for a good cause, but you can usually accomplish more if you don't die.
87: 2014-02-05: The feel-good movie of the year! Six Stars! Three Thumbs Up! — My 1-minute Facebook movie:
88: 2014-02-03: "My daddy was a server farmer and my daddy's daddy was a server farmer, so it's good enough for me." — cyber hicks in the year 2070
89: 2014-01-31: The feel-good ad for that product really makes me feel good—but not inclined to buy the product.
90: 2014-01-29: Good to know people remember me and still care.
91: 2014-01-22: Rescue someone and you feel good. Rescue them for the fifth time from the same danger and you wonder if your time is better spent elsewhere.
92: 2014-01-22: Helping others is good. Enabling them to continue their dysfunction is not. The problem is telling one from the other.
93: 2014-01-22: Life's most decadent luxury: getting a good night's sleep.
94: 2014-01-17: Abducted by Jesus. Lost some good friends that way.
95: 2014-01-15: If you mix good apples with bad apples, you have mediocre apples. If you can hide the bad ones, your apples look fantastic. That's art.
96: 2014-01-11: @GottaGo Actually, I think there's a transition point where you really need to be holding two rungs. Good policy to avoid falling.
97: 2014-01-01: Good morning 2014! Waking in Baggage Claim at the Detroit airport @ Baggage Claim #6
98: 2013-12-24: Peace On Earth, Good Will To Men... because women don't deserve any?
99: 2013-12-19: RT @TheTweetOfGod: Never confuse a stroke of good fortune with Me caring about you.
100: 2013-12-19: If I were God I'd say: "Don't worship me; just be good. If you have a problem, work it out. I create universes not micromanage your life."
101: 2013-12-18: Creative partnerships are good, but if you get too close to your partner, you begin to share and reinforce each other's flaws.
102: 2013-12-18: RT @Neuro_Skeptic: Cold but good beats warmly evil: people value moral character over "warmth" when evaluating others
103: 2013-12-11: Government has two dangers: 1) corruption and 2) the unintended negative consequences of good intentions.
104: 2013-12-10: Minions sound like a good idea, but they're high maintenance and are always screwing up. The enlightened evil genius goes it alone.
105: 2013-12-07: On My Bucket List: Promote my product with stock images of happy people enjoying the good life.
106: 2013-12-01: The benefits of being "good" are personal and practical and do not require a God looking over your shoulder.
107: 2013-12-01: Love is a form of clinical insanity. Crazy things happen, not all of them good.
108: 2013-11-25: Good @DalaiLama: the world's most loved source for content-free inspiration.
109: 2013-11-15: The romantic conundrum: It is good to feel loved. It is not good to feel trapped.
110: 2013-10-23: Whatever dietary advice you follow, it is probably wrong ==> Is a high-fat diet GOOD for the heart? via @dsdamato
111: 2013-10-20: Layers are good in a person. Layers of deception are not.
112: 2013-10-06: Jealousy ain't good for much. Either become the thing you're jealous of or suck it up!
113: 2013-10-06: It is good for the soul to be involved in one intractable and insolvable problem. But only one. And make sure it's contained. And not yours.
114: 2013-09-21: The hazard of good intentions: You think you're doing someone a favor, but you're really just giving them a gun to shoot themselves with.
115: 2013-09-11: RT @tarapalmeri: Spitzer, Weiner 'good wives' are saying goodbye; exclusive photo of Silda carrying an envelope addressed to her hubby http…
116: 2013-09-11: A law of nature: Whenever a good thing happens, parasites come along to suck off it, so the good thing has to invest in defenses.
117: 2013-08-28: People throw out food if it tastes bad, but you should also do it if it tastes good. That may be the only way to stop eating it.
118: 2013-08-25: Every kid has to learn about moderation on their own. One cookie: good. A whole package of cookies eaten at once: not so good.
119: 2013-08-18: Every good thing has its unexpected cost.
120: 2013-08-17: Good intentions + ignorance of the systems you're dealing with = bad results.
121: 2013-08-13: @katebolick Good question, wrong answer! The real answer has to do with the cost of mutual aid.
122: 2013-08-12: Return to the Eemian. Goodbye New York, Florida, London. We're going to miss you! re @nytimes
123: 2013-08-08: Guys, a word of helpful career advice: Never photograph your own penis. Doesn't look good on the resume. Keep those privates private!
124: 2013-08-01: You're struggling to get ahead in a field that you're just not good at. Practicing, hitting your head against it but not getting anywhere.
125: 2013-07-22: I have never had caviar, but I question: Do people value it because it tastes good or merely because it is expensive and hard to get?
126: 2013-07-14: Good advice—to protect the company from liability—but who has the time?
127: 2013-06-28: @BadDalaiLama Lots of good travel advice here too.
128: 2013-06-26: Declaring your sexual preference on your social media profile is a good indication you have nothing else to talk about.
129: 2013-06-20: @BadDalaiLama Or good spelling! My first tweet of this misspelled "judgement".
130: 2013-06-20: You can give people advice but you can't give them good judgment.
131: 2013-06-13: Quality is not just producing good work but editing out your less-good work.
132: 2013-06-13: It's good to have a Plan "A", but Plan "B"—the one you improvise at the time—usually turns out the best.
133: 2013-06-08: Spent 6 hours in central Athens, most of it sleeping. Good to see it hasn't burned down. Looks about the same as before the crash.
134: 2013-06-02: Dear Alanis: Rain on your wedding day isn't "ironic" unless you believe the world owes you good weather.
135: 2013-05-30: I'm a white bread man. Nothing tops that pure, wholesome, gluteny goodness—except real butter!
136: 2013-05-28: wine — cheap intoxicant of the Middle Ages, devoid of nutritional value, adopted by modern snobs to prove their good taste. [from Napa, CA]
137: 2013-05-24: Pope goes wishy-washy, says atheists who do good are SAVED via @MailOnline - So you can skip mass now?
138: 2013-05-22: RT @the_anastasia: Good things come to those who go out and get them.
139: 2013-05-21: The law is necessary but also flawed and dangerous. Don't think that just by obeying the law you have done good or accomplished something.
140: 2013-05-21: What good is freedom if you don't use it for anything?
141: 2013-05-13: If someone tweets a lot of alcohol, it's a good bet they drink a lot of alcohol.
142: 2013-05-13: Looks like a good call on the groom's part. via @MailOnline
143: 2013-05-12: The purpose of a belief system is to help you make good decisions. If you make a lot of disastrous decisions, your beliefs probably suck.
144: 2013-05-06: @katebolick Sharp or Fuzzy? Criticism = if the work is good you say so. What does the gender of artist or reviewer have to do with it?
145: 2013-05-01: Millions follow the Good @DalaiLama because then they can say, "See, I am spiritual!"
146: 2013-04-30: @MailOnline The good news is, in his new home you'll be losing some weight.
147: 2013-04-28: The best quotes attributed to the Good @DalaiLama are things he never said. Here's the test: If it's useful to your life, he didn't say it.
148: 2013-04-26: The Good @DalaiLama teaches us a powerful lesson: People want platitudes, not truth.
149: 2013-04-23: RT @nytimes: Humans are good at playing, and it's key to our evolution
150: 2013-04-22: Buy my new book to contribute to a good cause: helping me avoid working for a living.
151: 2013-04-20: Do people with high-bandwidth Internet connections suffer from data obesity? Too much of a good thing?
152: 2013-04-16: The Twitter stats are in. We've got the Good @DalaiLama on the run!
153: 2013-04-15: @hysell Finally, blondes put to good use!
154: 2013-04-12: If you are selling a commodity, price it low. If it's a Veblen good, price it high. The problem is how to Veblenize your product.
155: 2013-04-03: If you're in Istanbul and your Turkish is good, check out my current interview in Kültür Mafyasi.
156: 2013-03-25: Another "good idea" bites the dust ==> Pennsylvania Study Finds Halfway Houses Don’t Reduce Recidivism
157: 2013-03-23: A little gem of artistry and good humor. You'll feel good about following @lbtreiman
158: 2013-03-14: It is good to have critics, but don't let them tell how the creative process should work. That's your business, not theirs.
159: 2013-03-14: Whatever good fortune befalls someone, they will build their life upon it, setting the stage for catastrophe when the gift is withdrawn.
160: 2013-03-03: RT @WSJ: Psychologists have found it can actually be good for kids to have low self-esteem, at least temporarily.
161: 2013-03-02: Motivation is good, but desperation just pushes your goals away.
162: 2013-02-25: Conscientious is good, but fastidious just gets you bogged down in your own rules.
163: 2013-02-22: When needs exceed the available resources—as they always do—you must focus your resources on the places where they do the most good.
164: 2013-02-22: Most important thing is to get out there and do what you want to be good at. (MRT @lawnrocket)
165: 2013-02-18: Good luck always turns to misfortune when you're an idiot.
166: 2013-02-17: Superhero burnout is caused by compassion and good intentions exercised without boundaries and capacity controls.
167: 2013-02-17: A superpower is not just the power to do good but the ability to screw up your own life and the lives of others in much bigger ways.
168: 2013-02-16: I haven't used this torture device in ages. What's it good for?
169: 2013-01-30: Never trust with your life anyone without the maturity and good credit to rent a car.
170: 2013-01-24: "A baby laughs when he learns something new. An adult may feel good when someone they care about solves a problem." re @BadDalaiLama
171: 2013-01-24: RT @SuperSillay: Good judgement comes from experience. And experience comes from bad judgement.
172: 2013-01-23: The elders want you to become a potted plant, stuck in one place. It was good enough for them, so why isn't it good enough for you?
173: 2013-01-20: Every art becomes exclusive over time. Those who are good at it get better and those who aren't withdraw. #socialmedia
174: 2013-01-19: Try the wholesome goodness and consistent quality of Episcopalian White Bread.
175: 2013-01-18: For the wisest wicked wisdom of His Worshipful Badliness, check out @BadLamaNirvana - Just the good stuff!
176: 2013-01-15: Gluten and fructose may or may not be bad in themselves, but if you avoid them you have a pretty good weight loss plan.
177: 2013-01-12: If you "reward yourself" for good behavior by buying a luxury product, your behavior probably isn't all that good.
178: 2013-01-10: @lawnrocket Pretty good for not being evil, but always remember @CharlieSheen has 8.7 million.
179: 2013-01-10: Planning is good, but be sure you leave space for serendipity to step in and give you something even better.
180: 2013-01-09: At least the aliens had the good sense to land only in the 1950s and 60s and not today when everyone has a video camera.
181: 2013-01-07: If you're good at something you may not know it because the skills seem so obvious that you figure everyone must have them. re @BadDalaiLama
182: 2013-01-06: Any good thing done to excess becomes a bad thing.
183: 2013-01-06: Just because a little of something is good doesn't mean a lot of the same thing is even better.
184: 2013-01-05: No cosmetology is more cosmic than postmortem cosmetology. The final makeover. Clients sit still and never object. Good luck, @crushjunky!
185: 2013-01-01: Breaking News: Joe Biden is good for something!
186: 2012-12-31: "It is good to have an end to journey towards, but it is the journey that matters in the end." ~Ursula K. Le Guin via @jos2thehua
187: 2012-12-26: RT @KilroyCafe: The first bite tastes great! The 2nd is good. The 3rd is okay. By the 4th or 5th it's routine and boring. Same applies t ...
188: 2012-12-21: Been reading some of my old screen stories from 2008. Some are quite good! Always a surprise at the end.
189: 2012-12-19: The Avengers is a good movie, but watching it with the director's commentary is even better. (Thanks for the opportunity, Sams Club!)
190: 2012-12-18: "Screenwriting Theory: The Flatland Analogy" - What makes a good short film? My half-page 2008 essay. cc @lawnrocket
191: 2012-12-17: RT @Sheamus: Twitter Makes Good On Promise, Begins Rollout Of Downloadable Tweets Archive.
192: 2012-12-15: Today is a good one to cull redundant, conventional accounts from your social media streams. Just search for "thoughts and prayers".
193: 2012-12-14: Big birds rescue the Good Guys. Isn't that cheating?
194: 2012-12-14: Bilbo finally finds the strength in himself to use his sword. That's good news! It means the end is near.
195: 2012-12-13: God is irrelevant to my life. I can make good decisions without Him. Whether He exists is irrelevant too. Why should we care? #agnostic
196: 2012-12-13: Latest news from Hobbiton is not good.
197: 2012-12-12: "Henceforth I ask not good-fortune, I myself am good-fortune." --Walt Whitman via @LadyFriday
198: 2012-12-10: Creativity is not just having a good idea but having a good idea you can implement with your current resources.
199: 2012-12-09: On My Bucket List: Test the boundaries of free speech and good taste as a prank-calling radio shock jock.
200: 2012-12-07: "Serendipitology: The Art of Unexpected Good Fortune" My new essay, finished over the Atlantic.
201: 2012-12-03: RT @lawnrocket: @baddalailama reread your post on Bond after seeing Skyfall. Totally agree. Good stuff on your blog, man!
202: 2012-11-29: .@BadDalaiLama Turns out the Good @DalaiLama never actually wrote those "Instructions for Life." It was a hoax!
203: 2012-11-29: The Good @DalaiLama actually gets a few things right! Posted on the wall of my hostel:
204: 2012-11-27: Good news: not many rats or mice in Istanbul. Bad news: a serious cat problem.
205: 2012-11-25: Goodbye, New York!
206: 2012-11-23: RT @HLMenckenBot: Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.
207: 2012-11-20: Anything is possible! ...but the likelihood of most of it is so abysmally low that "impossible" is a pretty good approximation.
208: 2012-11-20: RT @afoolswisdom: @BadDalaiLama Opportunities distract us all the time. If we did not allow ourselves to miss the occasional good ones, ...
209: 2012-11-17: Infidelity may be unhealthy, but so is fidelity to someone who isn't good for you.
210: 2012-11-16: RT @washingtonpost: Good news for #iPhone users who don't like #AppleMaps?
211: 2012-11-12: If you already have your life planned out and committed, there is no opportunity for good fortune to step in and take you elsewhere.
212: 2012-11-12: @BadDalaiLama Speed limit on the Interstate is 75mph, so 84mph seems like a good balance of benefit and risk.
213: 2012-11-11: Is "Bond Girl" really a good career move? After the movie, do those chicks fare any better than the villain's disposable henchmen?
214: 2012-11-11: Anger is your major defense to prevent bad news about yourself reaching any place within you where it can do some good.
215: 2012-11-11: Narcissism is cluelessness, not self love. Blind to needs beyond their own, narcissists easily fall for cons and kill good relationships.
216: 2012-11-10: @scassell19 Good! Still not clear, though, that GMO is the culprit or universally bad. There is good corn and bad corn even without it.
217: 2012-11-04: "Discrimination!" is a convenient complaint to help you avoid a harder reality: You're just not good enough.
218: 2012-11-01: The positive thing about being abused is it breaks the bonds of a relationship that probably wasn't good for you even without the abuse.
219: 2012-10-28: Hypothesis: Sanitation may be good for others (when you have a cold) but it is bad for you personally, since it weakens your defenses.
220: 2012-10-24: Suburban Liberalism: loads of compassion and good intentions but completely detached from real-world economics.
221: 2012-10-23: Exercise is good for your heart, but it won't help you lose weight. 1 hour of exercise = barely 1 snack-size Doritos.
222: 2012-10-23: ....Hard to control, this empire mine, so blow it all off and have a good time!
223: 2012-10-21: RT @KilroyCafe: If a word results in anger, there's a good chance that word is accurate.
224: 2012-10-17: "The Superhero Handbook: A Do-Gooder's Guide to Saving the Planet" - 2008 book I forgot I wrote.
225: 2012-10-07: Goodbye, Avalon! (@ Arnolds Cove) [pic]:
226: 2012-09-29: Part of social responsibility is not spending money unnecessarily. Then, when a good cause comes along, you'll have money for it.
227: 2012-09-17: RT @badbanana: I know making good time is important, but if Indiana Jones is beating people up on your vehicle, I say slow down and pull ...
228: 2012-09-10: RT @KilroyCafe: If something makes you feel good now, repeating it 10x won't make you 10x happier, yet people make permanent plans based ...
229: 2012-09-07: The forecast for tomorrow looks good! There's a least a 99% chance there will be one.
230: 2012-09-05: Sporting Goods - 360° panorama
231: 2012-08-25: Personal meaning is derived from how your body responds to the world. You want to sustain good feelings and reduce bad ones over time.
232: 2012-08-25: Hypothermia can be deadly, but feeling a little chill is harmless and probably good for you. It revs up your body's engine.
233: 2012-08-13: A good thing, in excess, is almost always a bad thing.
234: 2012-08-10: RT @KilroyCafe: Nothing restores one's ego to balance like good old-fashioned failure.
235: 2012-08-07: Good intentions are futile without a solid base of pragmatism.
236: 2012-07-29: RT @KilroyCafe: When the bad times hit, we always look back in shame at all the money we wasted in the good times.
237: 2012-07-27: RT @KilroyCafe: Everything "good" also has its dark side. If you can't see it, then you haven't grasped the whole picture.
238: 2012-07-21: Morality is not a simple matter of doing good and avoiding bad but doing the most good you can with your limited resources.
239: 2012-07-20: RT @jonathan_katz: I would like to live in the 1870's as long as I could have my iPhone4s and really good cell service.
240: 2012-07-18: An expert is different than an artist. An expert knows everything about paints. A artist uses them and if he is good, makes you forget them.
241: 2012-07-18: Handling freedom takes practice. Once you get good at it, you can be thrown into any kind of chaotic situation and quickly find direction.
242: 2012-07-11: It is a characteristic flaw of youth to buy into movements and belief systems he doesn't understand just because the packaging looks good.
243: 2012-07-09: RT @DalaiLama: A good way to work for a more peaceful world is to develop concern for others.
244: 2012-07-08: Everyone makes mistakes and falls. It is good to reach out to help them, but the effort is useless unless they reach back.
245: 2012-07-05: The government funding particle physics is like it funding the Catholic Church. This is a religious pursuit, not for the public good.
246: 2012-07-05: Vaccines. Good, right? Assure that more children survive into adulthood so they can reproduce. Result: overpopulation.
247: 2012-07-05: Good ones! ==> RT @Sthetica Nonstick pans. Vaccines. Solar panels. Water purification. Non-shattering glass.
248: 2012-07-05: .@nipath11 Good one! Birth control is the only scientific advance that seems unquestionably good for mankind.
249: 2012-07-05: Can you name one development in science that has been unquestionably good for mankind?
250: 2012-07-05: RT @stormfront1178: @BadDalaiLama Keep up the good work Glenn. Keep us informed! #ETIsReal #Area51 #Roswell
251: 2012-07-05: Was the Theory of Relativity good for mankind or bad? Would anything have been lost if its discovery had been delayed?
252: 2012-07-05: Science is a religion based on the unproven assumption that more knowledge is always good.
253: 2012-07-04: In Dallas, that's the Good Bush, not the Evil one. (yesterday)
254: 2012-07-03: Being good looking can stunt your growth.
255: 2012-07-03: You can't make intelligent choices until you understand how something "good" on the surface can turn out bad in the long run.
256: 2012-07-01: RT @ShitYoungPplSay: If I am good, Santa will bring me lots of presents.
257: 2012-06-30: The main perceptual defect of most humans is they can't handle fractions. Everything is either all good or all bad.
258: 2012-06-30: What this country needs is more dirigibles—rigid airships, not wimpy-ass blimps—floating the good stuff, pure H2. Lakehurst be damned!
259: 2012-06-29: Black-and-white people see things as all good or all bad. If you suggest otherwise, prepare for their anger.
260: 2012-06-11: Good news! 9 Out Of 10 Fabs Use Tcad From Silvaco. #onlyinsiliconvalley [pic]:
261: 2012-06-10: RT @Kyoks1: @BadDalaiLama why marry in the first place. It doesn't ensure a good relationship long term and makes the breakup more painf ...
262: 2012-06-05: Many students travel the world before settling into a normal life of career and family. Why can't they tell a good thing when they have it?
263: 2012-06-03: RT @YandyDosB: Sí, demasiado good los tweets del Bad “@CHELY_ESCALONA: Síganlo >>>>> @BadDalaiLama
264: 2012-05-28: @OneFaithLove Rant noted, but no sense in ranting against that which you can't change. History always brings shifts, good and bad.
265: 2012-05-28: Sometimes the most effective charity is a good bombing campaign.
266: 2012-05-28: To find meaning in life, a good first step is to solve the practical problems now in front of you.
267: 2012-05-25: (That's why the Good @DalaiLama's tweets are so boring and vapid: no irony.)
268: 2012-05-25: RT @xtinewu: Karma is a bitch, a diva even-she shows up when she's good and ready, not moment before. But she'll definitely be there.... ...
269: 2012-05-24: @OneFaithLove Good one, but be more concise. Truth can't come to you. You must go to it.
270: 2012-05-21: RT @TheBosha: A good mind, like a good dog, requires an assignment.
271: 2012-05-20: The rarest individuals are those who can say, "Wait, this isn't good for me," THEN STOP DOING IT.
272: 2012-05-20: Life's greatest tragedy and hypocrisy: "I know it's not good for me, but I can't stop."
273: 2012-05-20: Every good thing has its dark side. You can't make wise decisions unless you understand how the good can go bad.
274: 2012-05-19: @xtinewu One can only assume he's having children with the dumbest women in Tennessee. Not good for the gene pool!
275: 2012-05-17: The calamities of nations are little different that those of individuals: a bad marriage, too much debt, good intentions gone awry, hubris.
276: 2012-05-15: RT @falafail: People only go to weddings because of the food. If your wedding doesn't have good food, spare us and just live together ou ...
277: 2012-05-14: Overheard from a 5-year-old: "Johnny Depp is a vampire but he's a good vampire." (Tell that to the hippies and construction workers.)
278: 2012-05-12: Beer drinkers are young, fit, active and good-looking... according to beer advertising.
279: 2012-05-12: There's never an excuse for a temper tantrum. At best you'll get fearful compliance but at the cost of loyalty and goodwill.
280: 2012-05-12: My annual Tim Burton fix has been administered. I'm good til 2013. #darkshadows
281: 2012-05-08: Don't let your life become a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at that time" strung together. (MRT @DalyaElMaghraby)
282: 2012-05-07: When an American says, "How are you?" the only proper response is, "Good, thanks!" No one really wants to hear your problems.
283: 2012-05-07: @notatooter I like that! I'm the Good Enough Dalai Lama (GEDL).
284: 2012-05-07: @notatooter If I was the Good @DalaiLama I would follow no one.
285: 2012-05-07: There's nothing more dangerous than good intentions untested by reality.
286: 2012-05-05: "The karma of fucking over a good girl is the bitch you end up with." <== "guy" too! via @torieannesalt
287: 2012-04-30: When people suffer bad all their lives and stumble into something good, they often turn it into bad because good causes too much anxiety.
288: 2012-04-29: "Splitting" is when you see a person or thing as all good or all bad depending on your mood at the moment.
289: 2012-04-25: @nilayasabnis @xtinewu Oh, wow! This is really good! ==> Thelonious Monk's list of advice for musicians:
290: 2012-04-25: RT @bybeautydamned: Had I listened to all the advice that's been given me in good faith, I would be so fucked right now.
291: 2012-04-22: TokyoFact 4: Any English speaker with good analytical skills can get along fine in Tokyo.
292: 2012-04-18: My camera is back! Some good soul returned it to the hostel office. #whew #ilovejapan
293: 2012-04-18: .@anakron I still have my iPhone, which takes pretty good photos, just not active human shots. 2 hours til reception opens.
294: 2012-04-17: RT @BonnieLCoffey: @BadDalaiLama Why use a blender when one has a perfectly good samurai sword?
295: 2012-04-17: A good samurai exercise would be to chop up all ones food in a blender and drink it. It would prove ones discipline over the senses.
296: 2012-04-16: @fujiwiryani Good idea, but the cost is beyond my budget. Where should I go within an hour or so of Tokyo?
297: 2012-04-11: "They made me go to rehab" is a pretty good sign it won't work. The prerequisite attitude isn't there.
298: 2012-04-10: "Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore" was a good song, but "Can't Trust This Feeling Anymore" would have been more interesting and realistic.
299: 2012-04-10: Good people often make bad choices then spend the rest of their lives justifying them.
300: 2012-04-10: The Good @DalaiLama is a Random Bromide Generator (RBG). @BadDalaiLama is an Anti-Bromide Generator (ABG). Heaven forbid they should meet!
301: 2012-04-09: The claim that antidepressants are non-addictive is bull! How can you NOT get addicted to something that makes you feel good?
302: 2012-04-05: Everything has a good side and a bad side, and you need to understand both to make an intelligent choice.
303: 2012-04-05: Good rule of thumb in South Florida: Sudden gusts of wind mean a downpour is coming momentarily. Seek shelter fast! (I just made it!)
304: 2012-04-05: Letting someone else handle your travel arrangements is like putting them in charge of your love life. You can't expect a good match.
305: 2012-04-02: @xtinewu @zenandtheartof @savethemanatee ...Anyway I'm sure manatees have too much fat for good eatin'. Not like a nice roasted dolphin!
306: 2012-04-01: Too much of a good thing is usually a bad thing.
307: 2012-03-31: I'm BDL. Recovering caffeinoholic. Clean and sober since Dec. 2011 (with a few relapses). I feel good. Master of my own moods. No excuses.
308: 2012-03-26: is empty, feel-good public service advertising that has wiped out all other public service advertising.
309: 2012-03-26: To the hungry of the world, take heart! Online activists are sending you a million tweets of support. Hope they taste good!
310: 2012-03-24: A whole box of good luck! (Portland Architectural Salvage, this morning) More photos:
311: 2012-03-22: It's a good sign you've lost an argument when you start arguing about the other person's "right" to say what they just did.
312: 2012-03-22: You're a sucker if you fall for "Buy our crap product and we'll donate to a good cause." If it's a good cause, donate directly.
313: 2012-03-22: Today's schedule of athletic activities. Good thing I have trained for this!
314: 2012-03-21: Too much of a good thing can kill you, but it usually does it slowly.
315: 2012-03-20: The bacon from Golden Corral wasn't that good. I dumped most of it in the trash in front of this place. [pic]:
316: 2012-03-19: You're too smart for you're own good when you find clever ways to persist in a path you should have abandoned long ago.
317: 2012-03-19: Good intentions do not guarantee good results.
318: 2012-03-17: Fortunately for me, plastered people usually make good photo subjects.
319: 2012-03-15: The question is not "Is this a good thing to do?" but "Is this the best thing I can do with my limited resources?"
320: 2012-03-13: My lifetime goal is to never put myself in a position where I have to make a bed or distinguish good china from regular dinnerware.
321: 2012-03-13: Good Dalai Lama — This is your brain. Bad Dalai Lama — This is your brain on overdrive.
322: 2012-03-11: Caffeine makes you feel good only by making you feel bad first. cc: @Andreaof9
323: 2012-03-10: Now playing in my head: "Waiting on the World to Change" by John Mayer. Good song, stupid lyrics. It's an ode to passivity!
324: 2012-03-09: Christian evangelists are very good at apologizing.
325: 2012-03-09: Follow the Good @DalaiLama for empty platitudes no one can disagree with. The @BadDalaiLama is here to mix things up.
326: 2012-03-08: RT @MailOnline: Good news if you're middle-aged! You're at evolution's peak, according to scientists
327: 2012-03-08: A courtroom is one place on Earth where you can make a subtle but important intellectual point with a good chance someone will get it.
328: 2012-03-08: Self-flagellating monks won't get into Heaven. A just God would say, "You only hurt yourselves, nimrods! You didn't do one good work."
329: 2012-03-08: It's okay to feel guilty when you've hurt someone. Compensation may be appropriate. But atonement is different and not always good.
330: 2012-03-07: Atonement requires acknowledgement of your own guilt—which is good—but its motives are not altruistic. You want to relieve your own pain.
331: 2012-03-07: "Good faith" means you are conducting your life consistent with your own principles. "Bad faith" is when your own motives conflict.
332: 2012-03-07: In whatever work you do, good partners and a meaningful mission are far more important than the money you make.
333: 2012-03-06: Family Court is a fantastic laboratory for understanding how good intentions can lead to bad results.
334: 2012-03-06: (Hey, that was pretty good. Am I the first to think of that?)
335: 2012-03-06: Can anyone loan me $100? I'm good for it!
336: 2012-03-06: Now playing in my head: "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" by Elton John. Don't have a clue what it's about—which is what makes it great!
337: 2012-03-04: My bi-monthly movie: "The Artist" — Good experience!
338: 2012-03-03: Good music, comedy and movies are so rare that they only seem to come from past decades.
339: 2012-03-03: Not everything "natural" is good for you. Nature, before it became trendy, meant a lot of death.
340: 2012-03-02: Nice song: "Today is a Good Day" by Anna Ternheim Just what I like: complex and conflicted.
341: 2012-03-02: One of my 'hoods on the outskirts of LA. Safe, relaxed suburbia. Good jogging in the hills. (@ Albertsons) [pic]:
342: 2012-03-01: RT @KelleyLPhoto: @BadDalaiLama Good memories there! Sweet pic!
343: 2012-02-27: @xtinewu Presumably all for a good cause with no hanky-panky. But then what do you do with a topless Cora?
344: 2012-02-27: The Prime Directive is a pretty good starting rule even on Earth. Don't intervene in the problems of others without good cause.
345: 2012-02-26: Inertia is when you keep doing something you know isn't good for you. You say, "I'll change later"—which of course doesn't happen.
346: 2012-02-21: This mixed berry cheesecake at Whole Foods is good for a temporary hedonistic thrill. I went back for seconds!
347: 2012-02-20: No, I don't care to WIN A FREE iPAD. Until I figure out what it's good for, you can't even force one into my hands. Just an unwieldy iPhone!
348: 2012-02-14: RT @quippdPsych: RT @sorintranca If you're not sure s/he likes you, try yawning #psychology #goodnight
349: 2012-02-10: @natelawrence Good advice!
350: 2012-02-10: Just because a movie or TV show is "good" doesn't mean you need to watch it.
351: 2012-02-08: Public opinion polls are very good at measuring the options of people who have nothing to do but respond to public options polls.
352: 2012-02-02: .@pixieinthedark "Why do they keep making more porn?” <== Good question. Can't we just recycle the old porn and save the environment?
353: 2012-01-31: An otherwise talented shoplifter, she was betrayed by her age, gender and good looks, which immediately drew the security cameras.
354: 2012-01-27: RT @The_Symposium26: When the #FacebookIPO is unleaded people would do good to remember #Tulipmania. How much is Facebook really worth, ...
355: 2012-01-26: Language Police: "skunk" is derogatory and odorist. The preferred term is "polecat" (and they're good eatin' if you fix 'em right).
356: 2012-01-25: @laurenahayes I can't help but think, "This can't be good!" No one stays at the top of the technology heap for long.
357: 2012-01-24: It is hard to tell good fortune from bad while it is happening. It depends on what you do with it.
358: 2012-01-24: You can't unsee a bad music video of a good song. It poisons you with explicitness.
359: 2012-01-23: Music isn't just tinkling on the keyboard to find something good. It is repeating and emphasizing those good things once you find them.
360: 2012-01-22: RT @TheEconomist: Most trending: Just why exercise is so good for people is, at last, being understood
361: 2012-01-21: Chicken tortilla soup from Chick-fil-A tastes really good and warms me up. #unsolicitedendorsement
362: 2012-01-17: RT @damnclown: @BadDalaiLama good luck with that
363: 2012-01-16: Whew! Good run! Note time between tweets and map (Haulover to blue dot). I figure 50 minutes and 4-5 miles.
364: 2012-01-15: Everyone feels good about playing Santa Claus. Few grasp the damage you can do.
365: 2012-01-15: "Santa Claus" charities parachute into poor neighborhoods, give out presents to everyone and leave. Santa feels good, but no real change.
366: 2012-01-15: Good intentions do not guarantee good outcomes, especially in an environment you do not fully understand.
367: 2012-01-12: Any action sounds reasonable when explained by a good defense attorney.
368: 2011-12-30: Vines have it too good. Instead of growing their own trunks, they can just gob onto someone else's. #parasites #plantoutrage
369: 2011-12-27: @laurenahayes A sucker for Veblen goods!
370: 2011-12-27: Statistically, "Have a Nice Day!" won't change my day, so a simple "Goodbye" will suffice.
371: 2011-12-27: Most entertainment is disposable, rolling on and off the screen. Only the tiniest portion passes into the future—usually because it's good!
372: 2011-12-27: BDL is a pretty good photographer, but he won't do weddings or glamorize commercial products. Ergo, no profit.
373: 2011-12-27: Good people have a conscience. The problem for them is learning how to turn it off.
374: 2011-12-27: "Just because the voices aren't real, doesn't mean they don't have good ideas." @LetsGo2TheBeach
375: 2011-12-27: The prison for good people is when a few compassionate decisions lead to huge obligations that absorb everything you have.
376: 2011-12-27: The greatest danger to good people is getting swallowed up in the needs of others.
377: 2011-12-26: The essence of music is people making noise and figuring out what sounds good.
378: 2011-12-23: Would anyone care about Dom Perignon if it sold for $5 at Walmart? Of course not! That's the definition of a Verblen good.
379: 2011-12-23: @xtinewu One would assume so. As a point of reference, Welch's grape juice is NOT a Veblen good.
380: 2011-12-23: @xtinewu Wikipedia says "Cristal" is a Veblen good... and I AM jealous!
381: 2011-12-23: Luxury Marketing Ploy #4: Beautiful and famous people are using it, so it must be good.
382: 2011-12-23: Lowering the price of Veblen goods decreases demand because they are no longer perceived as exclusive.
383: 2011-12-23: On My Bucket List: Shower the one I love with Veblen goods.
384: 2011-12-23: @xtinewu "Veblen good" — What you give to someone when you want to impress them in stereotypical way.
385: 2011-12-18: Science predicts whether a song will be a chart hit — But a "classic hit" is predicted only by "Is it good?"
386: 2011-12-16: One of life's great accomplishments is saying: "This thing feels good but isn't good for me, so I'm not going to do it."
387: 2011-12-15: Good things cause anxiety in people who are used to bad things. Often it seems easier to sabotage the good thing and relieve the pressure.
388: 2011-12-15: Give people a choice between a good thing and a bad thing and it's amazing how often they choose the bad.
389: 2011-12-15: RT @cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama ...just fer that...u get a snuggle...a good, CLOSE snuggle....
390: 2011-12-15: RT @laurenahayes: Good or bad, you get more of whatever you focus on.
391: 2011-12-15: Anything good also has its dark and destructive side. If you can't see it, then you haven't grasped the whole picture.
392: 2011-12-14: @nilayasabnis Yer learnin' this Twitter thang right good!
393: 2011-12-13: Upbringing certainly has something to do with dog personality, but some dogs are smart and well-behaved in spite of their no-good owners.
394: 2011-12-13: Luke is not much to look at but a really good dog. Attentive and mild-mannered. Listens well and comes when called.
395: 2011-12-13: Never trust a country music singer who tells you how faithful he's going to be. Them good 'ole boys got a poor track record.
396: 2011-12-12: [OTOH:] Current music has always been mostly crap. Time just distills the good stuff for us, and that's what we remember.
397: 2011-12-10: People follow the Good @DalaiLama because he doesn't tweet much, he offends no one, and people can say, "I follow the Dalai Lama!"
398: 2011-12-09: Just refollowed the ONLY celebrity worth following: @MJMcKean. A mere 50k followers (vs 11m for Kim) so he must be good! FF
399: 2011-12-08: Good intentions are useless without a healthy dose of Machiavellian strategy.
400: 2011-12-06: Any good thing can be done to excess, at which point it becomes a bad thing.
401: 2011-12-06: Those who believe all knowledge is good fail to address the core issue: What's the best knowledge to seek?
402: 2011-12-03: What good is a house on the seashore or in the mountains? As soon as you move in, you stop looking out the window.
403: 2011-12-02: Believing in a divine plan is a useful fiction to guide you through life. Whatever happens, good or bad, you ask, "What's the plan here?"
404: 2011-11-30: A brand name on generic goods (Tide™ laundry detergent) may provide an assurance of quality but rarely equal to the premium paid.
405: 2011-11-27: RT @persdevquotes: You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. ~ W. Churchill ...
406: 2011-11-27: "I know good camera presence when I see it. And your delivery is spot on." Our TV show trailer:
407: 2011-11-25: For soporific solipsisms and truist tautologies, follow the Good @DalaiLama
408: 2011-11-25: @laurenahayes "Nurture beauty and innocence, genius and goodness." <== You're sounding like the Good @DalaiLama (yawn!)
409: 2011-11-23: @xtinewu Home is where the inventory of currently unused goods resides.
410: 2011-11-22: At the hearing of a teen drug offender. She's looking good in her orange jumpsuit!
411: 2011-11-15: The first step in corporate responsibility is a feel-good ad campaign saying how responsible you are.
412: 2011-11-10: "The Meaning of Life Explained At Last!" - Our 2010 essay offers a pretty good synopsis of existentialism.
413: 2011-11-10: The world is indifferent to our presence. The universe isn't good or evil; it just "is", and it is our job to figure it out.
414: 2011-11-10: Good morning, Tucson!
415: 2011-11-06: This graffiti in Santa Monica is a little too good. Can you spot the flaw?
416: 2011-11-06: Good morning, California!
417: 2011-11-06: Man, those tweets are good! (If we do say.) Keeping hitting the "More" button for even better ones!
418: 2011-11-03: God. For those who won't be good unless they're under 24-hour surveillance.
419: 2011-11-01: Good morning, Walmart. I love you!
420: 2011-10-31: The best input to your education is a rich variety of experiences. Good or bad doesn't matter as long as you process them well.
421: 2011-10-28: Now playing in my head: "Gravity" by John Mayer. The douchebag is good!
422: 2011-10-27: The wisdom of a family court judge I once knew: "The only good divorce is a fast divorce."
423: 2011-10-26: For every good thing there is a tipping pint where too much of it becomes a bad thing.
424: 2011-10-26: "Possession obesity" is owning too much stuff! Intake of goods exceeds discharge until you're crippled by your own stockpile.
425: 2011-10-26: "I'm Drowning, Don't Save Me!" - another good essay from my Family Court days. Attachment vs. Individuality
426: 2011-10-25: "As Seen On TV" is a pretty good indication the product is a rip-off and you shouldn't buy it.
427: 2011-10-25: RT @JohnnyCazuelas: @BadDalaiLama Good one right of my favorites
428: 2011-10-25: @xtinewu If ya ain't got nothin' good to say 'bout Texas, ya better just gather yer things and git. We don't need yer kind!
429: 2011-10-23: With all due respect, please don't sing an Elvis Presley hit unless you can do a damn good impersonation of Elvis Presley.
430: 2011-10-23: Elton John is the epitome of old school has-been. Hasn't written a good song in years. Lavish lifestyle, touring often enough to support it.
431: 2011-10-22: That's not good, that's not cool. You've broken nearly every rule. #tweetpoetry
432: 2011-10-21: New York City shut down many hostels in the "Great Hostel Purge of 2011". - Probably good, as many were quite dubious.
433: 2011-10-19: A sober revelation of adulthood is you don't get rewarded just for being good at something. You have to provide a viable service to others.
434: 2011-10-18: The Deep South—home of deep fried goodness and the corpulent bodies to prove it. This ain't Santa Monica!
435: 2011-10-16: Protests are good for tearing things down. A protest never built anything.
436: 2011-10-16: .@Harrington_Knox "It's a hell of a lot better than sitting at home..." <== But not as good as taking responsibility for your own life.
437: 2011-10-14: My expired Costco card has been good to me over the years. It has got me in the door for endless free samples and risk-free window shopping.
438: 2011-10-09: Any attempt to protect the stupid from themselves is destined to fail. Their stupidity will outwit your good intentions.
439: 2011-10-08: We do not know good fortune from bad until time has passed.
440: 2011-10-03: Most good works are the equivalent of bailing with a spoon during a tsunami. They make people feel good but accomplish little.
441: 2011-09-24: The Good @DalaiLama says there should be clear criteria for the selection of his successor—but what are they???
442: 2011-09-24: A good movie tickles the brain and leaves you thinking about it long after the closing credits.
443: 2011-09-24: Future money will be an advanced electronic bartering system where labor is traded for goods without government-sponsored currency.
444: 2011-09-24: Is money necessary? Why can't Google or Amazon create their own currency, based on a basket of tangible goods?
445: 2011-09-19: Flying is easy. It's landing that's hard. (Good metaphor for a lot of things.)
446: 2011-09-18: Superman can fly through the air but can his sperm? That would lead to impregnated virgins and some damn good excuses. "Supersperm got me!"
447: 2011-09-17: In music, as in life, most are mere performers, repeating the work of others. Few are composers and fewer still are good at it.
448: 2011-09-02: "Once we've formed an eating habit, we no longer care whether the food tastes good." LA Times:
449: 2011-09-01: The paradox of good parenting is it protects kids from the harsher realities of life, thus increasing their trauma when facing them later.
450: 2011-09-01: Good times set the stage for the bad times.
451: 2011-09-01: You can't blame droughts or economic downturns for the sorry state of human affairs. You should blame human hubris in the good times.
452: 2011-08-12: Most of the dysfunction of the world is caused not by evil people but by good people making short-sighted decisions.
453: 2011-08-08: RT @Telegraph: London looters make off with stolen goods <== Aren't the last 5 words redundant?
454: 2011-08-05: Both the @BadDalaiLama and the Good @DalaiLama are spiritual leaders conveying the wisdom that you don't really need spiritual leaders
455: 2011-08-04: Taste is wise if you listen to it. As soon as food stops tasting good, you should stop eating. Throw the stuff away!
456: 2011-08-04: The first bite tastes great! The second is good. The third is okay. By the fourth or fifth, even the greatest thrill is routine and boring.
457: 2011-08-04: Without a doubt, some things taste good. When you try them for the first time, you say, "Wow!" and want to try them again.
458: 2011-08-04: Taste is valuable only to the extent that it leads you to good nutrition. That is its original and authentic purpose.
459: 2011-08-04: Just because a product claims to be "low fat" doesn't mean it's good for you. What else is in it?
460: 2011-08-04: "Buy this yogurt and we'll donate 2 cents to breast cancer research." Do you have a right to feel good about this?
461: 2011-08-03: Fashion, fine food, luxury goods, entertainment... fields where function is irrelevant and jerks reign supreme.
462: 2011-08-03: It is good to care about others, but your main responsibility is you.
463: 2011-07-24: Humans live well beyond the age of breeding for good reason: Grannies help us survive. Daily Mail:
464: 2011-07-18: Being good at something and being publicly successful at it are two different things, often completely contradictory.
465: 2011-07-17: On My Bucket List: Take a good hard look inside myself... in the world's first self-colonoscopy procedure.
466: 2011-07-17: His Holiness the Good Dalai Lama meets with Obama today. <== Man, I want to be photoshopped into this scene!
467: 2011-07-17: There is no more fragile a career choice than one that depends on your good looks and acting ability.
468: 2011-07-16: Circle our channeler on Google+ (although we're still not sure what it's good for)
469: 2011-07-13: RT @sbellelauren: hey guys, i think we're good on babies, you can stop now
470: 2011-07-13: Who can resist a bigger home, more income, more free time? Yet good fortune is often our demise, as our resources exceed our discipline.
471: 2011-07-13: A hoarder in a one-room apartment is less dysfunctional than one in a six-room house. The "good fortune" of a house is bad for its owner.
472: 2011-07-13: Hoarding makes little practical sense today, when most goods are easily obtained at low cost. Future value rarely justifies storage cost.
473: 2011-07-09: If some cowboy tells you he'll "love you forever" in a country music song, BUYER BEWARE! Them good ol' boys got a pretty bad track record.
474: 2011-07-09: Chronological chauvinists see only advances in technology and institutions. They do not acknowledge the good things that have been lost.
475: 2011-07-08: Google Plus: Don't claim to understand it or know what it's good for, but His Holiness has joined as / Glenn Campbell
476: 2011-07-08: Good news! I am now 100% GLUTEN FREE!*
477: 2011-07-07: RT @badbanana: "He died doing what he loved, which was clinging to life and trying not to die, which he was very good at until recently."
478: 2011-07-04: "You bring meaning to my life," is a good start for a relationship destined to fail.
479: 2011-07-02: The main problem of reading a book is wading through the dull parts to get to the juicy and meaningful bits. The good parts aren't flagged!
480: 2011-07-02: However good a novel may be, you're trapped in a simulation—a virtual reality—that is never going to exceed the experience of the author.
481: 2011-07-01: .@dunebat “I thought 'O Brother, Where Art Thou?' was good.” <== Indeed memorable, but what did it teach you?
482: 2011-07-01: RT @algekalipso: @BadDalaiLama @MikeShawTweet Thanks.Really interesting that active placebos are as good. So the fact that you feel some ...
483: 2011-06-25: The secret of composing good music is recognizing the point where authentic emotion turns saccharin.
484: 2011-06-13: Drugs are the closest thing to Darth Vader evil. They'll take a good person and turn them to the dark side, until you can only run away.
485: 2011-06-13: @princeboucher "bellarusian princess, entrepreneur, artist, and simply just an amazing person @NinelleEfremova” <== Good catch! A keeper!
486: 2011-05-28: Good news! L.A. parking meters now take COINS as well as credit cards!
487: 2011-05-28: If there is nothing so close to true evil on Planet Earth as drugs. They take a good person and turn them to the dark side.
488: 2011-05-23: The people who make the movies don't make the trailers—for good reason. They can't see their own project from the outside.
489: 2011-05-20: Hello, goodbye! (@ Grand Central Terminal w/ 58 others)
490: 2011-05-19: RT @GreatestQuotes: "It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters in the end." - Ursula Le Guin
491: 2011-05-17: The good George, not the evil one. (@ George Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH) w/ 42 others)
492: 2011-05-12: RT @luisesc21: @BadDalaiLama I have recently noticed that, as days go by, you look less like an evil @DalaiLama and more like a good @Lo ...
493: 2011-05-11: Lots of living creatures love shit. There's good nutrition there! But urine is poisonous to everyone.
494: 2011-05-06: RT @Toledowni A good old friend use to say, "I don't wait for opportunities to show up. I prepare. Then, I track them down."
495: 2011-05-06: RT @Toledowni: @BadDalaiLama A good old friend use to say. I don't wait for opportunities to show up. I prepare. Then, I track them down ...
496: 2011-05-05: What are you doing with your cognitive resources? Are you putting them to good use or just killing time?
497: 2011-05-01: Never underestimate the ability of the addict to sabotage any good thing that happens to him.
498: 2011-04-29: @ThatsWright "Just got carded buying lotto tickets." <== Are you going to wish for good fortune or make it happen?
499: 2011-04-28: If you want the Alaska Highway experience without going that far, driving over the top of Lake Superior will give a pretty good taste of it.
500: 2011-04-12: You can believe in the inherent goodness of people, but you still have to respond to what they actually do, good or bad.
501: 2011-04-08: In retrospect, it's easy to know where you SHOULD have put your money, but there are a lot of failures that sounded just as good in theory.
502: 2011-04-07: Your job as a parent us to set a good example and assure behavioral compliance, not to micromanage beliefs and attitudes.
503: 2011-04-05: RT @Toledowni: @BadDalaiLama Well, I guess the people from Bethelem must be relieved. Sara Palin + "Holy land" + attention are no good c ...
504: 2011-04-05: "Too clever for your own good" means you have the smarts to succeed in what turns out to be an unwise endeavor.
505: 2011-04-04: A kid learns eventually: One Oreo cookie is good. A whole package of Oreos eaten at one sitting? Not so good.
506: 2011-04-03: The good news: People can change! The bad news: It's not going to happen on your schedule or while you're enabling them.
507: 2011-04-01: "Damn! Actually damn good!. Bravo! More more more!" @sheephogan on our new 1-minute movie
508: 2011-03-31: Life in prison for rape? Sounds good, except aren't you just encouraging the offender to kill his witness?
509: 2011-03-31: RT @kellyoxford: Jealousy is something you're good at when you think you suck at everything.
510: 2011-03-29: You're supposed to give your kids this video game to counteract the effects of other video games. Good luck!
511: 2011-03-28: There's a difference between red strawberries and good tasting ones, but they look the same and consumers don't care, so we get red.
512: 2011-03-28: @exurban "writing" <== LOL! Good one! I'll have to think about that!
513: 2011-03-27: The undiluted self-confidence of youth should be bottled and marketed in a late-night TV infomercial. Ought to be good for something!
514: 2011-03-26: Raising venture capital doesn't prove you have a good idea. It only proves you're skilled at raising venture capital.
515: 2011-03-26: The good of society is not just saving lives but preserving the quality of life for everyone. Sometimes those goals are incompatible.
516: 2011-03-24: For the destructive power of good intentions, see Prohibition—how it gave us organized crime while failing to curb alcoholism.
517: 2011-03-24: A movie is only as good as the story it's built around.
518: 2011-03-22: To travel independently, you need a good internal compass—to keep yourself moving toward a goal while pummeled by new sensations.
519: 2011-03-20: Meaningful: nutritious food that makes you feel good after eating. Meaningless: food sought only for its flavor. presentation or prestige.
520: 2011-03-20: When people start doing things in unison, that's a pretty good sign that they're ALL wrong! — Wired via @lolahayes
521: 2011-03-19: What good is a sensation that passes through you, leaving no trace behind?
522: 2011-03-19: He's good. Doesn't tweet much. Won't offend anybody. We couldn't exist without him! #ff @DalaiLama You'll seem more spiritual if you do!
523: 2011-03-15: The main challenge of life is triage—deciding how to ration out your limited resources for the greatest long-term good.
524: 2011-03-13: So sad to watch a friend get sucked into a relationship you know isn't good for them. It's madness and addiction you can do little about.
525: 2011-03-13: RT @dykemovies: The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born. - Elayne Boosler
526: 2011-03-12: The aim of charity is "bang for your buck"—achieving the most good with what little you have. It's not just giving to the latest disaster.
527: 2011-03-12: What makes Japan a better use of your resources than 10,000 other catastrophes? Because it's on CNN? Is that how you choose your good works?
528: 2011-03-11: Reveling in the lactose tolerance of my ancestors. Milk, ice cream, cheese—it's all good!
529: 2011-03-11: The key to being a good driver is realizing just how close to death you really are.
530: 2011-03-09: .@Kyoks1 (b) is just one more expression of the law of karma. (a) an illusion <== The Luxury Goods Manufacturer's Association applauds you!
531: 2011-03-09: A good forest fire could do all of us some good! It is often the only way to get rid of our own emotional blocks.
532: 2011-03-08: RT @JustMePammy: drove her batty like most kids..HRM understands. lol RT @dunebat: @JustMePammy I was a good kid, I just had a habit of ...
533: 2011-03-08: It's nice to have a job that's meaningful, challenging and contributes to society. Barring that, advancing your own skills is good enough.
534: 2011-03-05: The internet has democratized porn, making it accessible to everyone, even children. This is good, not bad! It robs porn of its power.
535: 2011-03-03: Dysfunctional celebrities are good! They give people around the world a set of common experiences, making everyone part of our family.
536: 2011-03-03: RT @Adhyetaa: RT @BadDalaiLama #### End. This has been a live one-hour essay from the Bad Dalai Lama. || Good stuff, BadDL.
537: 2011-03-03: RT @GreatestQuotes: "The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas." - Linus Pauling
538: 2011-03-02: Wikipedia on Luxury Goods: - Quite insightful!
539: 2011-02-28: Stumbled upon an amazing font of wisdom: @alaindebotton — 80k followers, but good anyway!
540: 2011-02-27: RT @joecooper42: @BadDalaiLama I needed that. The Good Dalai Lama's been giving me the shits!
541: 2011-02-25: Germs are good! (reducing asthma in children, LA Times) - So why must we kill them? Can't we all just get along?
542: 2011-02-25: @fadereu "Why do you talk like a GoodDalaiLama? I like you only when your badbadbad." <== Sorry! My bad—I mean good. Will try to be badder.
543: 2011-02-21: Counterfeit designer goods are a rip-off of a rip-off! The real con is gullible fools paying hundreds for a label.
544: 2011-02-21: A gift of prayers, well wishes or good intentions isn't worth the hot air it's printed on.
545: 2011-02-16: It is the nature of most games that by the time you get good at it the game itself becomes irrelevant.
546: 2011-02-14: There are no fat people in Turkey, which is good, but they're also heavy smokers, which is bad.
547: 2011-02-10: Good morning, Istanbul!
548: 2011-02-09: @lolahayes "Take me into your skin" <== Actually, skin is a pretty good place to stop. Any closer and it's a viral infection or something.
549: 2011-02-06: Life is too short for perfection. "Good enough" will have to do.
550: 2011-02-04: "Cinematic feel" consists of: A) blurred background, B) rich colors & C) slower frame rate. That's why videos don't look as good as movies.
551: 2011-02-04: The sole reason to maintain a romantic relationship is because it gives you good value for your investment.
552: 2011-02-02: A good thing can be a bad thing to someone who is already committed to something (or someone) else.
553: 2011-02-02: Paranormal phenomena—or the illusion of them—are good for something: They can orient you to something you might not have noticed otherwise.
554: 2011-01-31: RT @TheBosha: Somebody ever gives you a "Lifetime Achievement Award" clear your browser history and kiss your ass goodbye.
555: 2011-01-26: Just because an entertainment product is clever, funny, interesting or "good" doesn't mean it is worth your time to consume.
556: 2011-01-26: .@auren "If you are under-40 today, healthy and relatively wealthy, there is a good chance of living past 140" <== "Wealthy" being the key.
557: 2011-01-26: Our new philosophy essay: "Going With The Flow" — It is good to sail with the currents, but you still have to steer!
558: 2011-01-21: opportunistic—the ability and willingness to take advantage of unexpected opportunities when they arise. Generally a good thing, not bad.
559: 2011-01-20: Good news! Great Value Pure Cane Sugar is now gluten-free! (No wheat was harmed in the making of this product.)
560: 2011-01-19: Lessons from Greek mythology: Muses are good. Sirens are bad. Muses inspire you, while sirens only lure you to the rocks.
561: 2011-01-17: A major concern of cyborg technology is that some dictators might live forever and never give up power. Robo-Castro, Cyber-Stalin—not good!
562: 2011-01-14: Just because an entertainment product is "funny" or "good" doesn't mean it is worth watching. It must also be the best use of your time.
563: 2011-01-10: The road to Hell is paved with democracy—uninformed people voting for whatever feels good at the moment.
564: 2011-01-10: His Holiness does not watch television, but catches glimpses in public places. Seems like an archaic system. What is it good for?
565: 2011-01-09: Science Is a religion that believes all knowledge is good. It neglects that every advance creates new hazards and detracts from other goals.
566: 2011-01-06: Just because something is a "good idea" doesn't mean you should do it. It has to be the BEST idea for your limited resources.
567: 2011-01-06: Sodom & Gomorrah, Jericho, the Great Flood, the Plagues of Egypt... Those were the good old days when God was vengeful and kept score.
568: 2011-01-06: HD Delusion #4: If you remember a good movie with a compelling story, can you even remember if it was in 3D/2D, HiDef/LoDef, B+W/Color?
569: 2011-01-04: His Holiness follows @tonyrobbins, because wisdom can come from anyone. (Better than that Good Lama dude!)
570: 2011-01-03: Tweet stealing is a crime punishable by people not believing you when you produce a good one yourself.
571: 2011-01-01: The Score: @BadDalaiLama 817, Good @DalaiLama 1,188,856. Growth in past 15 days: +18% (Bad) vs +4% (Good). Who's laughing now, Buddha?
572: 2011-01-01: RT @alexiswi: For all the fun snark that @BadDalaiLama offers, a lot of his tweets ARE really good advice.
573: 2010-12-30: I can't prove I have free will, but I seem to, and that's good enough to justify trying.
574: 2010-12-23: "Merely getting into Harvard is as good an indicator of future success as actually going." via @laurenahayes
575: 2010-12-14: Anything "good" also has its dark side. If you can't see it, then you haven't grasped the whole picture.
576: 2010-12-13: Two devastating wars and a shattered economy, but that's not important now. The main thing is, George is looking good and feeling positive.
577: 2010-12-13: Never trust a country music singer who tells you how faithful he's going to be. Them good 'ole boys got a poor track record.
578: 2010-12-10: It is good to have dreams and goals but not to be trapped by them if something better comes along.
579: 2010-12-10: Long #ff lists are annoying and not very useful. If someone is good, don't tell us but show us by retweeting their best stuff.
580: 2010-12-09: Never decide today what you can put off 'til tomorrow (if there is no benefit in deciding now). It's good to preserve your options.
581: 2010-12-08: Watch "Megamind"! Earnest bad guy yapping at the heels of a too-good superhero. Yup, we can identify!
582: 2010-12-08: People follow the Good @DalaiLama because he doesn't tweet much, he offends no one, and people can say, "I follow the Dalai Lama!"
583: 2010-12-07: Good intentions are useless without a healthy dose of Machiavellian strategy.
584: 2010-12-06: "Total transparency would be good for the society. isn't it?" @sashazykov — Then you should practice it. Show us your passwords, your email.
585: 2010-12-05: The Rapture has been moved up to 5/21/11: Some looting is expected as the good Christians depart, but we wish them well.
586: 2010-12-02: The rich man thinks he can prove his good taste by purchasing an art collection, but he's still a narcissistic bore. #donaldtrump #stevewynn
587: 2010-12-02: Charlie the Tuna never figured it out: You can't buy good taste.
588: 2010-12-02: Kodachrome: Real life is never as good as the pictures or our nostalgic memories. (MRT Paul Simon)
589: 2010-12-02: What good is a house on the seashore or in the mountains? As soon as you move in, you stop looking out the window.
590: 2010-12-02: In the market of goods and ideas, "pull" is better than "push". Better to have people drawn to your product than you pushing it on them.
591: 2010-11-29: "Our body is full of maladaptive cravings that trick us into feeling good." @Knigel — If you eat a whole bag of Doritos™, how do you feel?
592: 2010-11-29: Instead of following the nutrition fad of the moment, try listening to your body and eating foods that makes you feel good afterwards.
593: 2010-11-27: RT @KilroyCafe: Been to Borders and Barnes & Noble but can't find a good tourist guide to the Somali Coast. Guess I'll have to go it alone.
594: 2010-11-27: RT @YuririaSierra: Here goes a #FF for @BadDalaiLama, who always is as good (sometimes quite better) as the Lama himself... And certainl ...
595: 2010-11-20: The score: @BadDalaiLama 501, Good @DalaiLama 1053630. We got that bugger on the run now! Thanks for all your retweets!
596: 2010-11-19: It is good to eat a balanced diet, but the more dietary restrictions we obey, the more barriers we create to our movement and growth.
597: 2010-11-19: Paranoia is what keeps us from recognizing good opportunities when they happen to fall into our lap.
598: 2010-11-17: "We study hard in high school to get into a top college to get into grad school to get a good job to get into a decent nursing home." —RS
599: 2010-11-17: A good heart is worthless without smart strategies to protect it.
600: 2010-11-17: Any parasite can be cast as a savior by a good copywriter.
601: 2010-11-13: You place yourself in moral jeopardy when your livelihood depends on selling people things that aren't good for them.
602: 2010-11-10: Video philosophy essay #3: "Triage" - Triage is the management of limited resources to achieve the maximum good.
603: 2010-11-05: Every attempt to do good also has the potential for causing harm, possibly worse than if you had never intervened.
604: 2010-11-03: RT @DalaiLama: I am convinced that everyone can develop a good heart and a sense of universal responsibility with or without religion.
605: 2010-11-02: People are usually paid according to how much damage they can cause not how much good they do.
606: 2010-10-31: The first bite tastes great! The second is good. The third is okay. By the fourth or fifth, even the greatest thrill is routine and boring.
607: 2010-10-28: It is impossible to tell good news from bad until time has passed.
608: 2010-10-28: It is good to be generous, but you also don't want to disrupt a local economy so it becomes unsustainable without you.
609: 2010-10-27: Being good looking stunts your growth.
610: 2010-10-21: It is good to have a plan, but you shouldn't be so committed to it that you can't change course if unexpected opportunities arise.
611: 2010-10-19: A partnership sounds like a good idea when labor is shared, but it can also be a "bureaucracy of two" that adapts poorly to change.
612: 2010-10-18: The first step to social change is to set a good example.
613: 2010-10-16: A housekeeping matter: Should the @BadDalaiLama follow everyone who follows him, or no one (like the Good @DalaiLama), or be judgmental?
614: 2010-10-14: Another truism from the Good @DalaiLama: I believe that at all levels of society...the key to a better, happier world is greater compassion.
615: 2010-10-11: People credit God for their good fortune so they don't have to think about who they hurt to obtain it.
616: 2010-10-08: Children need praise for whatever good they do. Adults ought to be able to function without it.
617: 2010-10-07: It is good to be open to the spiritual and paranormal, but decisions must be based on the concrete and testable.
618: 2010-10-05: The best way to win is chose a contest you're good at.
619: 2010-10-04: Good working theory! MRT @kirkfranklin: God is either going to fix the situation, or use the situation as His tool to fix you (Romans:28).
620: 2010-09-27: The Christian God, if He is truly just, will probably cut you a break for not believing in Him as long as you've been good.
621: 2010-09-22: Bad Dalai Lama has reached 100 followers in 6 days on Earth. Thanks for your support! (For the record, the Good @DalaiLama has 818,186.)
622: 2010-09-22: "I love you. You love me. We're a happy family." — Barney the Purple Dinosaur (channeling the Good @DalaiLama)
623: 2010-09-22: Between the good and the bad is the interesting.
624: 2010-09-20: The message of the Good @DalaiLama: Everyone should be nice to everyone else. The @BadDalaiLama is here to give you more useful advice.
625: 2010-09-19: In a world of crushing need and inadequate resources, you must conserve your resources and use them only where they do the greatest good.
626: KilroyCafe: 2010-11-27: @oliverburkeman You should follow the @BadDalaiLama! He's like the Good Dalai Lama but badder (and more useful)
627: KilroyCafe: 2010-11-27: Been to Borders and Barnes & Noble but can't find a good tourist guide to the Somali Coast. Guess I'll have to go it alone.
628: KilroyCafe: 2010-11-14: I am beginning to wonder if the sex change operation was a good idea. Can I go back?
629: KilroyCafe: 2010-10-07: RT @BadDalaiLama: It is good to be open to the spiritual and paranormal, but decisions must be based on the concrete and testable.
630: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-24: Human breasts are far larger than necessary to give milk. They're a signal to the male: "I got the goods!" Poor saps fall for it.
631: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-24: The key to being a good driver is realizing how close to death you are.
632: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-22: RT @BadDalaiLama: Bad Dalai Lama has reached 100 followers in 6 days on Earth. Thanks for your support! (For the record, the Good @Dalai ...
633: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-20: RT @BadDalaiLama: The message of the Good @DalaiLama: Everyone should be nice to everyone else. The @BadDalaiLama is here to give you mo ...
634: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-05: Photo: I feel in good company as one of Anwar's friends. I even get my own color! (Jan. 2009)
635: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-01: For migraine pain try Trepanation(tm). Lets the good stuff in, the bad stuff out, and when you die your skull can be used as a saltshaker.
636: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-29: When the bad times hit, we always look back in shame at all the money we wasted in the good times.
637: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-29: RT @tweetsayings: Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment. - Jim Horning
638: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-29: Morality isn't a simple case of good and evil. It's about managing your limited resources and getting the most good you can from them.
639: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-24: People who are least deserving of their good fortune have the biggest ego.
640: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-20: Not sure what it's good for, but I've signed up for LinkedIn:
641: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-17: The good news: Nature doesn't waste souls. You'll be back in a new body after this one. Bad news: You can't take your experience with you.
642: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-17: RT @HuffingtonPort SCARY look At How Unemployment Has Swept Across America - Good news: Nebraska still looks fine!
643: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-15: It is impossible to tell good fortune from bad until time has passed.
644: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-12: It is good to be physically fit, but fitness can also be an addiction, costing far more than any benefit in longevity or quality of life.
645: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-09: If something makes you feel good now, repeating it 10x won't make you 10x happier, yet people make permanent plans based on this assumption.
646: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-23: The secret of good health: Wallow in dirt! Expose yourself to germs. Don't try to live in a bubble. That's how you build your immune system!
647: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-20: It is better to have a few good friends who understand you than a million delusional fans who don't.
648: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-16: Unfollow Quotient = (# of good tweets ÷ # of annoying ones ) x maximum insight of the best ones. Too low? Gotta go!
649: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-12: RT @davesniadak: Hey @kilroycafe, I felt the program w/ Lester Holt was really well done. Congrats! Keep up the good work (& don't cross ...
650: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-06: Good food is not just what tastes good but what makes you feel good afterwards.
651: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-27: There's a difference between food that tastes good and food that makes you feel good. For your health (in all things), listen to the latter.
652: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-19: Flashback, 2008: Bad economy? Don't worry about me. I invested it all with Bernie Madoff. Nice, solid returns in good times and bad.
653: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-05: Haggis is good, but if you were Scottish and had to eat it every day I imagine you'd get pretty tired of it.
654: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-27: New Video: "In Heaven, you get to listen to CNN... if you're very, very good!"
655: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-27: People are usually paid according to how much damage they can cause not how much good they can do.
656: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-27: Apple is now bigger than Microsoft. Does that mean Good triumphed over Evil, or did Apple become evil?
657: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-23: Nothing restores one's ego to balance like good old-fashioned failure.
658: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-20: It is impossible to tell good fortune from bad fortune until long after the event has passed.
659: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-16: It's hard to get upset about counterfeit Gucci, Armani, Chanel, Pierre Cardin or Rolex goods, since these products are frauds to begin with.
660: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-10: Fact-checking Prince: "She wore a raspberry beret, the kind you find at a secondhand store." Been to many Goodwills and not found said hat.
661: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-27: Take any food you crave. First helping: fantastic! 2nd: good. 3rd: okay. 4th: tedious. 5th: gross! Same applies to every attraction.
662: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-23: Good health, to a large extent, is a personal choice. There will always be diseases and accidents you have no control over but most you do.
663: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-20: Every attempt to do good also has the potential of causing harm, for which you are then responsible.
664: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-18: More knowledge isn't always good. It has to be _relevant_ knowledge, more important to seek than any other.
665: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-14: There are no perfect solutions to the problems of life. There are only "good enough" solutions that get you by.
666: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-13: Good and evil are recognizable qualities in the human brain. Good is internal consistency, while evil is a mind at war with itself.
667: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-12: A good novel is as much a journey for the author as for the reader.
668: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-10: Is porn good for us? As use of porn increases, sex crime goes down. The Scientist via @Sheamus
669: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-09: The goal of marketing to the wealthy is to invent new ways for them to prove they have good taste.
670: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-28: If a word results in anger, there's a good chance that word is accurate.
671: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-28: There is no perfect security. There is only "good enough" security balancing risks and costs.
672: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-28: "If you have to ask the people around you if it's a good idea or not, it probably isn't." @aubynr
673: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-20: Who knew you could get so much wholesome deep-fried goodness in one little box—without deep frying! The secret: The grease is in the batter!
674: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-20: The forecast for tomorrow looks good! There's a 99% chance there will be one.
675: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-16: I have replaced my web address on Twitter with a new "Greetings, Twitterers!" page: - Good idea!
676: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-15: Just because a little of something is good doesn't mean a lot of it will be even better. Once you meet your needs, more is usually less.
677: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-14: There is no absolute good and evil. There is only relative good and evil compared to the alternatives actually available.
678: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-13: "Its better to get angry than to get hopeless!" @gauravkantgoel - But neither is as good as taking control. Anger is merely frustration.
679: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-30: Instead of retweeting good quotes, I am now favoriting them: - My own best bon mots: @KilroyLite
680: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-23: Pepperidge Farm™ choc chip cookies: $2.50. Good price but: 140 calories x 8 cookies (cuz I'll eat em all!) = 1120 cals. No deal, Wal-Mart™!
681: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-15: "Living in a world where children are told they are unique individuals is never a good thing." @aubynr - Right! Kids shouldn't run the show.
682: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-14: "If you want to feel good about yourself, but avoid any real work or results, try prayer." @almightygod
683: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-09: @jillsobule "What's a good terrible city to diss?" Houston. Deep in the heart of the armpit of Texas.
684: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-08: A person's wisdom in choosing a mate is only as good as the dartboard they're throwing at.
685: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-21: My new philosophy essay: "The Burden of Choice: More Options Aren't Necessarily a Good Thing." (Kilroy Cafe #60)
686: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-19: All good fiction involves some form of magic. Things will happen that are impossible in real life, but the resolution must be real.
687: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-16: Good night my little minions! Sleep tight! Tomorrow we rule the world -- and get rid of that pesky James Bond!
688: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-09: "Easy Street: Your Ticket to the Good Life" (please gamble responsibly) Photo: - A clash of messages?
689: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-27: People credit God for their good fortune so they don't have to think about who they hurt to obtain it.
690: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-18: Wired: "Top 10 Bad Messages From Good Movies" - Entertaining movies can give bad advice.
691: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-16: When you're going to a new city, and everyone says "You simply must experience X!" -- that's a good sign you can skip X altogether.
692: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-03: Good news for the people of New Orleans, a city sinking into the sea: Their football team beat another football team!
693: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-25: I have visited a good portion of the developed world, but nowhere are the mechanics of life easier than in the United States.
694: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-17: It is easier to change your own life than fight for change in others. The first step to social change is to set a good example.
695: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-11: LA Times: "Flawed county system lets children die invisibly" - Gives a good picture of child welfare.
696: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-02: The first bite tastes great! The 2nd is good. The 3rd is okay. By the 4th or 5th it's routine and boring. Same applies to everything!
697: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-28: Between the good and the bad is the interesting.
698: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-20: It is good to be generous, but you also don't want to disrupt a local economy so it becomes unsustainable without you.
699: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-15: It is impossible to tell "good news" from "bad news" until time has tested it, since one can easily transform into the other.
700: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-15: Good luck can easily become a curse and bad luck a blessing. You never can tell until time and free will have acted upon them.
701: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-09: Obama to students: "Every single one of you has something you're good at... You have a responsibility to yourself to discover what that is."
702: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-29: You place yourself in moral jeopardy when your livelihood depends on selling people things that aren't good for them.
703: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-26: Any study of law is incomplete without an understanding of how it may be subverted. This is why laws that look good often don't work.
704: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-22: Some of the most trite and empty song lyrics come from @johncmayer - although they sound good at first.
705: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-22: The road to Hell is paved with democracy: the people voting for what feels good and suffering the results.
706: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-19: Fact checking District 9: Bad Guys wielding automatic weapons can't hit Good Guys right in front of them, while Good Guy shots always hit.
707: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-19: I just learned from CNN the key to good health. Hand sanitizer. Tons and tons of hand sanitizer.
708: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-19: Just because because something is a "good idea" doesn't mean you should do it. It has to be the best idea for your limited resources.
709: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-16: Good songs are 3 minutes long. Longer, and they sound repetitive. Shorter, and the listener feels cheated.
710: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-13: Ah, milk! A beverage with actual nutritional value. If it's enough to sustain a calf, it's good enough for me!
711: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-13: Anyone who has suffered all their life may not be able to digest good fortune. They may require self-imposed misery to remain balanced.
712: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-08: Often, the most dangerous gift you can give someone is good fortune. It can disrupt their equilibrium and set the stage for disaster.
713: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-07: War is good for the economy! Without so many personnel in Iraq and Afghanistan, unemployment would be far worse. Thank you, George Bush!
714: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-29: Passing through Hannibal, Missouri, I ponder how the good Dr. Lector has forever changed the meaning of this name.
715: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-15: Success in life depends on knowing your role. You err when you get sucked into things you know you're not good at.
716: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-11: It's a good bet: If you give someone extra resources, he will use them to dig himself a deeper hole.
717: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-09: Michael, Elvis, Whitney, Britney, Madonna - they must be deep and wise because their songs are good. Get real!
718: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-27: It feels good to be respected by others but only when you're respected for who you really are, not who you pretend to be.
719: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-26: Good news from Dennys™ in Cedar City, Utah: The donut is now obsolete, thanks to the invention of Pancake Puppies™.
720: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-20: Everything "good" also has its dark side. If you can't see it, then you haven't grasped the whole picture.
721: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-19: Just had a "high density protein shake" (aka "milk"). A handy survival food. If it's enough to sustain a calf, it's good enough for me!
722: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-19: Found it: the Sea (Aegean). This is a good place for - um - beachcombing.
723: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-19: My photos from today's visit to the ATHENS WATERFRONT - It's good for beachcombing!
724: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-11: In Country music, life is superficial: Love is good, breaking up bad, traditions wholesome, broken hearts tragic... BOR-ing!
725: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-11: Never trust a country music singer who tells you how faithful he's going to be. Them good 'ole boys got a poor track record.
726: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-06: Some people know how to bake a good pie while others know how to serve it. Sadly, the servers usually get all the glory.
727: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-06: Just as you start getting good at life, it's time to think about dying.
728: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-03: It's good to know that Diners Club and Carte Blanche are so widely accepted, but has anyone ever actually seen one?
729: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-01: At the core of every good movie is a simple human dilemma that all the special effects in the world can't buy.
730: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-30: A narcissist makes a good swindler, but he is also easily swindled because his radar is poor about the intentions of others.
731: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-24: I've just discovered the WORLD'S GREATEST COMEDIC TALENT @aedison Her tweets are good, but her "Weekly Show" is fantastic!
732: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-22: Airline lingo: "arrival pastry" - a cellophane-packaged pastry served to overseas air passengers about an hour before arrival. A good sign!
733: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-22: "The only good divorce is a fast divorce." - Judge Gerald Hardcastle. I agree. You MUST get everything resolved as quickly as possible.
734: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-21: Will there be a reward in Heaven? Don't count on it. You do good on this planet because it makes sense, not because of what God might do.
735: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-20: Going to see Cher in concert is essentially the same as watching a good Cher impersonator. Both are faking it.
736: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-17: The only "good" advertising is the announcement of a product or service you needed anyway at a price or location you weren't expecting.
737: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-14: Nooks and crannies. That's what Europe's good for. They got nooks and crannies like you wouldn't believe!
738: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-08: Any food that is unpalatable at a certain temperature (warm ice cream, cold beef stew, etc.) probably isn't good for you anyway.
739: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-06: "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you're good is like expecting a bull not to charge at you because you're vegetarian."--Unkn
740: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-05: There is nothing more destructive than excessive and unwarranted good fortune. It often sets people up for catastrophic failure later on.
741: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-05: The charming thing about Twitter is that hardly anyone is any good at it yet.
742: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-04: Avoid any food with "healthy" or "nutritious" on the label. It's probably highly processed and does little good for your body.
743: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-30: Green Eggs & Ham: 1) I will not eat it. 2) I'll try it, just to show I'm open-minded. 3) Hey, this is good! 4) Take it away, I'll kill you!
744: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-29: I have revised an earlier philosophy essay: "The Paradox of Protection" (Kilroy #23) - Every good work has its cost.
745: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-28: We can measure Swine Flu hysteria by the number of people seen in face masks. Stay clear! Good sign of a wacko you don't want to deal with.
746: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-24: A POSITIVE FEEDBACK LOOP is when small changes feed back into a system to create catastrophic ones. e.g.economy, global warming. Not good!
747: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-21: @angusbatey "Farcebook" - That's a good one! However, he and I are intertwined now. You can try to leave, but you'll be back!
748: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-20: posting my first Twitter message. What's it good for?
749: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-20: Not a 4-20 advocate. Tried it once; that was enough. I've got a good brain; it works well, and I'm happy with it. Why throw sand into it?
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