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1: 2018-11-19: “Little Adam Schitt,” says Trump. “That’s a good one,” says Schiff, which is the only thing I can imagine saying in his shoes. 😲 We have all been forced to return to 6th Grade. Sad.
2: 2018-03-02: On My Bucket List: Be forced to play my greatest hits over and over until I die.
3: 2017-05-03: The whole world has been forced to live inside Donald Trump's brain.
4: 2017-03-05: RT @ddale8: Sympathy is hard here, but it must be tough to offer gale-force spin for your boss's nonsense and then have him get mad at you.…
5: 2016-12-09: In 2016, I will have spent 74 nights outside the USA = 20% of my time. Forced to return to USA to make money.
6: 2016-05-02: Lessons of the Pyramids: It's amazing what you can do when you have a huge indentured labor force dedicated to gods you created.
7: 2016-04-24: Prices are not usually set by rational market forces but by what the stupidest buyers are willing to pay. Others simply don't buy.
8: 2015-04-11: Los Angeles landmarks menaced by Star Wars Imperial forces. Two minute video: http://t.co/2p6gtQFMIZ
9: 2015-02-14: trapped on the skin of the Earth, held down by the oppressive force of gravity, confined by time, imprisoned on this tiny slice of existence
10: 2015-02-07: Owning your own home forces you to take a second job in Facilities Management.
11: 2014-12-20: New torture report: detainee was forced to watch a TV with only three channels: Russia Today, North Korean propaganda and Fox News.
12: 2014-10-22: RT @guardian: "Get rid of the tyrant and the forces of good will prevail" John Gray on the truth about evil http://t.co/YxUtZbmjSu #longrea…
13: 2014-09-01: @ShitYoungPplSay Assuming you have unlimited time and geological forces aren't moving faster than you are.
14: 2014-07-26: The worst thing about marriage is the moral compromises—the things you're forced to do to keep the peace that you would never do otherwise.
15: 2014-06-10: "Maybe they didn't die of old age," said the space detective. "Maybe they had the life force drained out of them."
16: 2014-05-13: Google, accused of being sexist in its Google Doodle, forced to dig up obscure women to honor. http://t.co/zoPwBRVOZR
17: 2014-03-28: If your aim is disengagement, use the minimum force necessary to achieve the goal, lest love turn into war.
18: 2014-03-07: In shopping districts all over the world, guys are forced to wait like this
19: 2014-01-07: Use the minimum force necessary to extract yourself from a bad situation. Don't tell anyone off or set anyone straight, just get out!
20: 2014-01-06: Initiative — the rare human skill of improving yourself or averting future problems without being directed by outside forces.
21: 2013-12-18: On My Bucket List: Have to force myself to eat because I have lost so much weight.
22: 2013-10-06: The art of rejection: Use the minimum force necessary, but make it clean, clear and definitive. Your aim is not education, only separation.
23: 2013-09-11: RT @sadmonsters: I hope this porn shutdown doesn't force any porn stars into having sex with strangers for money.
24: 2013-08-18: Religiosity includes atheists assembling in groups to proselytize their absolute faith that no gods or spiritual forces exist.
25: 2013-07-19: "Reasons I Don't Own a TV" http://t.co/wgE5K6C4lL <== I agree, except I CAN'T watch TV, like being forced to eat vegetables I don't like.
26: 2013-06-18: RT @washingtonpost: Erdogan's deputy: Government is prepared to use the armed forces against protesters http://t.co/xidnqIe9gT
27: 2013-05-28: Most people won't make painful changes unless forced to. If you become their supportive therapist, you may just be delaying that change.
28: 2013-04-25: Mojave Desert: my camping spot near Edwards Air Force Base – 360° panorama http://t.co/YohUJiKCGX — http://t.co/noPdulS5S9
29: 2013-04-21: People are crippled less by outside forces than by their own voluntary commitments.
30: 2013-01-30: RT @KilroyCafe: Television is the force-feeding of experiences, much faster than your emotional system can digest them.
31: 2013-01-26: This week has been tough. No bed to sleep in. No heat. Forced to bathe in the ocean. Need a little Newark in January to lift my spirits.
32: 2013-01-25: @BobBlahBlawg We need a Federal Caloric Police Force to visit all restaurants to make sure all dishes have been properly assayed.
33: 2013-01-14: You can make any change to your own behavior that a prison could force upon you.
34: 2012-12-24: Pity the poor Australians, forced to listen to sleigh bells jingling and Jack Frost nipping as they throw prawns on the barbie at the beach.
35: 2012-12-19: Today, the nephews forced me to watch something called "YouTube". It made my head hurt.
36: 2012-12-16: Porn alert! Facebook censored some of my 2010 photos from Florence, so I was forced to cover them. http://t.co/mcShlY7u http://t.co/SDBV4njN
37: 2012-12-10: Paranoid antivirus software maker on the run from dark forces in his own brain. Shouldn't have upgraded to MethMaker 4.0! #mcafee
38: 2012-11-23: I was on an anthropological mission on a primitive planet, but my cloaking device failed and I was forced to assimilate. Very traumatic.
39: 2012-11-19: Hanging with my homies in the Israeli Defense Force in 2009. More photos added to awesome album! http://t.co/jHM6Nh15 http://t.co/lTQLGgeb
40: 2012-09-24: In my opinion, the North should have let the South go. If someone wants a divorce you can't force them to stay. #butwholistenstome
41: 2012-09-21: When extricating yourself from a bad social situation, use the minimum force necessary. Your aim is to escape, not disrupt or repair.
42: 2012-09-17: The fantasy of love—two superheroes joining forces—is rarely the reality.
43: 2012-08-27: Fear of abandonment is the motivating force of paranoid psychos everywhere.
44: 2012-08-13: Most people won't make hard decisions until forced to. Give them too much protection and those decisions will never be made.
45: 2012-07-31: RT @KilroyCafe: Humans are creatures of inertia. Whatever they are doing they are likely to keep doing until forced into another path.
46: 2012-07-05: Inertia says a body tends to keep moving in the same direction unless force is applied to change it. This is especially true with humans.
47: 2012-06-14: Germany is a lot like Japan: safe, clean, orderly, rational. If Germany and Japan ever joined forces, I bet they could take over the world!
48: 2012-05-21: Never underestimate an individual's ability to change when forced to—and his resistance to it otherwise.
49: 2012-04-25: RT @bybeautydamned: Don't force anything. You're most likely to end up breaking it.
50: 2012-04-03: Chaos is given structure and meaning by the forces of life. When life withdraws, entropy begins.
51: 2012-03-28: Efficiency can come about by force of will but more often by necessity.
52: 2012-02-24: If the fuel gauge in your car reads nearly empty, it does not improve your life to break the glass and force the needle to "Full".
53: 2012-02-22: There are two ways to screw up your life. One is exerting no force on it at all. The other is to over-plan and lose flexibility.
54: 2012-02-20: No, I don't care to WIN A FREE iPAD. Until I figure out what it's good for, you can't even force one into my hands. Just an unwieldy iPhone!
55: 2012-02-05: Every medium has its own form and expectations.You can't force it to do something it doesn't want to.
56: 2012-01-22: Initiative is the power to change course without external forces imposing it on you.
57: 2012-01-08: Toothpaste News Alert: Crest Complete gives you "up to 2x cleaner feeling!" (Just learned that on the TV I'm forced to watch at health club)
58: 2011-12-18: Sooner or later China's bubble will burst and markets will see it for what it is: the sweatshop for Capitalist forces outside the country.
59: 2011-12-14: Initiative is rare in humans — seeing a problem or opportunity and doing something about it without being forced.
60: 2011-11-27: Moon and Venus over Edwards Air Force Base. http://t.co/cD6lfWIb
61: 2011-11-18: Hardship forces you to separate function from appearances.
62: 2011-11-16: On My Bucket List: Become a Japanese CEO forced to acknowledge my company's malfeasance by bowing deeply in public.
63: 2011-11-04: "Trust the Force" is just about the stupidest advice Hollywood has given us. Talk about fatalism!
64: 2011-10-29: I can't tolerate more than 20 minutes a day of radio, and I watch TV only when it is forced upon me. They disrupt the rhythms in my head.
65: 2011-10-05: Forced to watch DIY Network for the first time. Appears to be home improvement porn. (Doesn't do anything for me, cuz I ain't got one.)
66: 2011-08-13: Christmas is the most destructive holiday, teaching children to expect gifts from mysterious outside forces without having to work for them.
67: 2011-08-01: The standard adult behavior pattern is to repeat the same activities over and over unless disaster forces a change.
68: 2011-07-27: An autodidact is the primary active force in his own education, vs. a "student", who is merely a passive receiver.
69: 2011-07-17: If you don't have the option to buy your way out of a problem, you're forced to try creative solutions that are usually more efficient.
70: 2011-07-16: Most people will abandon their delusions only when forced into checkmate, where circumstance gives them no choice but face the truth.
71: 2011-07-05: Upon learning that Casey Anthony has been acquitted, I am forced to admit, "Who is Casey Anthony?" Kinda blissful to be out of the loop!
72: 2011-07-05: @xtinewu Do we never consult the brain? Conduct a complex cognitive analysis? Or do ones entrails tell all? "Trust the Force, Luke!"
73: 2011-07-04: When paranoia becomes florid, violence accelerates and can only be stopped by force.
74: 2011-07-04: A crisis forces us to make unpleasant but necessary decisions we would otherwise avoid.
75: 2011-07-02: You can't force creativity, but you can arrange your life so you are free to follow new ideas when they happen.
76: 2011-06-15: Visiting the prison island of Hilton Head, where the inmates are forced to play golf all day.
77: 2011-06-14: Bond and Blofeld join forces. http://twitpic.com/5baahv
78: 2011-05-12: People rarely change course unless change is forced upon them by a crisis or significant pain.
79: 2011-04-15: Damascus Gate, 2 hours ago. The Ministry of Silly Hats is out in force! http://twitpic.com/4l8xlk
80: 2011-04-08: @FlyoverJoel My biggest fear is.,, I'm forced to live a Lost-like existence but in Gary, Indiana. <== Gary is the place! http://t.co/ezqv2ne
81: 2011-03-30: The sunk cost fallacy is not just a quirk of human behavior but one of its main forces. We all tend to stick with our investments.
82: 2011-03-26: Those who would abolish education fail to grasp the inertia of the average human, who wouldn't learn to read if it wasn't forced on him.
83: 2011-03-17: On My Bucket List: Become a classically trained actor forced to do television work that is far beneath my talents.
84: 2011-03-15: .@Andres_iracheta "but education can" [force creativity and responsibility] <== Most certainly not! You can't educate these things.
85: 2011-03-15: Authority can make people do things or not do them, but it can't force creativity or responsibility.
86: 2011-03-11: "Logan Airport salutes members of the armed forces." Silly question: What does that mean? Anything at all?
87: 2011-03-10: "The human sex drive is certainly a powerful force—when denied—but the promises it makes are illusory and unfulfillable." {ibid}
88: 2011-03-07: One benefit of extended travel is that your whole life has to fit into limited luggage. You're forced to purge the unnecessary every day.
89: 2011-02-20: "Trust the Force" may have worked for Luke Skywalker but in real life that kind of passivity usually just gets you into deeper shit.
90: 2011-02-02: Conundrums and inconsistencies in your own personality do more to hold you down than any outside force.
91: 2011-02-02: Anyone will change when change is forced upon them. Proactive change, not precipitated by a crisis, is rare and magical.
92: 2011-02-01: Television is emotional overload. With all those experiences forcefed into you, there's no time to process them.
93: 2011-01-28: The most powerful force in the universe is "me". The drive for me-ness keeps all the wheels turning.
94: 2011-01-28: One benefit of juvenile court is that it forces parents and teens back together, since parents are called into court along with their kids.
95: 2011-01-26: No argument can change someone's personality. Only they can change themselves, or catastrophe can force change upon them.
96: 2011-01-03: As a rule, celebrities, politicians and people in power are very passive. They won't make decisions or respond to requests unless forced to.
97: 2010-12-20: Our greatest instrument of growth is catastrophe, which forces us to make decisions we couldn't face otherwise.
98: 2010-12-13: It is amazing what we can comfortably do without when forced to, but we are loathe to give these things up on our own.
99: 2010-12-10: People with money can pay others to solve their problems. Without it, we are forced to deal with life more honestly and efficiently.
100: 2010-10-10: Many tragedies are blessings in disguise because they force us to make hard decisions we couldn't face otherwise.
101: 2010-09-25: The most powerful force in the universe is described in one word: Mother.
102: 2010-09-20: If you demand a vow of celibacy from your priests, their sexuality will be forced underground where it is bound to do terrible things.
103: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-18: Television is the force-feeding of experiences, much faster than your emotional system can digest them.
104: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-11: If you demand a vow of celibacy from your priests, their sexuality will be forced underground where it is bound to do terrible things.
105: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-28: If you never tweet, I'll follow you forever. The more you tweet the more I am forced to decide whether your wisdom is worth the cost.
106: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-12: Humans are creatures of inertia. Whatever they are doing they are likely to keep doing until forced into another path.
107: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-13: Humans are creatures of habit. True initiative — stepping out of one's normal pattern without being forced — is exceedingly rare.
108: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-17: One benefit of extended travel is your whole life has to fit in limited luggage space. You're forced to purge the unnecessary.
109: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-11: On my bucket list: Be forced to take a paternity test.
110: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-13: The only possible escape from narcissism lies in failure. Success leads only to more narcissism, but failure might force an inner change.
111: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-06: The most powerful force in the universe is described in one word: Mother.
112: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-28: Wise men are forced to speak in riddles because some truths can only be learned by working them out yourself.
113: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-24: If you fully control your own life, you can live on very little. If you give up control to outside forces, no income is ever enough.
114: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-29: Oxymoron alert: "addiction treatment" (The implication is that addiction can be fixed by some outside force rather than the addict himself.)
115: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-11: The underlying function of paranoia is to allow you to blame some outside force for your own problems.
116: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-17: Many catastrophes are blessings in disguise because they force us to make hard decisions we couldn't face otherwise.
117: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-15: The adjustments forced by the Great Recession: lower wages, lower expectations, more frugality, no more free money.
118: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-20: The greatest danger to your own freedom is not outside forces but your own overcommitment.
119: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-25: Luke Skywalker's "trust the force" is a weak and phony resolution because the hero isn't finding his own strength, only trusting fate.
120: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-04: Most adults have been absorbed into their investments and are no longer open to change. Change can only be forced upon them.
121: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-17: As a rule, those in positions of power are very passive. They won't make decisions unless they are forced to.
122: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-15: It is amazing what we can comfortably do without when forced to, but we are loathe to make such decisions on our own.
123: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-12: "Organic" is something that grows from within, at its own pace according to its own rules, vs. forced from the outside.
124: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-20: The essential element of any artistic medium is restriction. You are forced to condense your message into a small package.
125: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-18: Poverty could be thought of as "enforced simplicity." If it forces people to become more efficient, it's not necessarily bad.
126: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-08: Sexual attraction is such a powerful force that if you censor it and dole it out in tantalizing little bits... (cont'd)
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