Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "family"

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1: 2016-10-27: @madelinedenise @krqe This is a familiar script. What would be news is someone in victim's family arguing for leniency.
2: 2016-05-08: RT @Peripatetia: Feature article about me in the Las Vegas Sun back in my Family Court era (18 Dec 2005). A… https://t.co/nBYYGpw2Wt https:…
3: 2014-06-08: New @Peripatetia is guaranteed non-offensive, non-controversial, non-NSFW and family friendly. @BadDalaiLama offers no such guarantees.
4: 2014-06-06: "Family" are the people who you are allowed to criticize but no one else is.
5: 2014-05-13: "Thanking God for sparing you in a natural disaster is like sending a thank-you note to a serial killer for stabbing the family next door."
6: 2014-05-12: My family tree goes all the way back to Adam and Eve, but it is ending with me. No more genetic mutations!
7: 2014-03-01: My ancient family tree doesn't interest me. Gilligan and the Skipper were my family more than those dead people ever were.
8: 2014-03-01: My ancestors may be saddened to learn that our family tree will end abruptly with me. No more genetic mutations! http://t.co/brXuVZ8Hnm
9: 2014-01-17: Stockholm Syndrome — hostages adopting the worldview of their captors. Synonym: "family".
10: 2014-01-02: Human Politics 101: They can criticize their own family members, but you can't criticize them.
11: 2013-12-18: Follow me on Instagram: http://t.co/6oWRCgPFNu - Family friendly, suitable for work, guaranteed nonoffensive, pretty pictures only.
12: 2013-12-02: I don't see the point in researching my ancestors. Gilligan and the Skipper are more my family than those dead people ever were.
13: 2013-12-01: RT @sadmonsters: I envy the turkey. It only had to spend one day with my family.
14: 2013-12-01: Every family has its dysfunction. If you don't see it then you must be part of it.
15: 2013-10-19: I want to thank my family, my colleagues and the people gave me this award for the opportunity to stand here and humble-brag about.
16: 2013-10-17: Your family is like HAL 9000. You need them for life support, but you have to disable the crazy parts so they don't kill you.
17: 2013-09-10: Your relative gets in trouble again and again, but it's not their fault. It's never their fault and you believe them because they're family.
18: 2013-07-30: Stockholm Syndrome — See "family".
19: 2013-06-27: family members — creepy clone people who look and sound disturbingly like you but are not like you at all.
20: 2013-05-28: Unknown family. Mendocino Headlands, California. One hour ago. http://t.co/W3AP5o8CDZ
21: 2013-05-12: A wedding is essentially an awards ceremony you create for yourself. Who wouldn't want to bask in the well wishes of family and friends?
22: 2013-05-07: "An Eccentric's Struggle for Truth." 2005 article about me from the Las Vegas Sun, 2005, Re Family Court. http://t.co/NwWE93OG3s
23: 2013-03-19: TGCTGS — Trans-Generational Childhood Trauma Generating System (i.e. "family")
24: 2013-03-14: The downturn couldn't have happened at a worse time for this average family, which has already overcommitted itself based on the boom times.
25: 2013-01-07: Why should senior citizens get discounts? Statistically, they're richer than the rest of us and have no family to support.
26: 2012-12-21: "These people shouldn't be in the same room let alone on the same team—and that is the definition of family."—Joss Whedon on The Avengers
27: 2012-12-08: RT @KilroyCafe: When trying to understand the irrational behavior of humans, there are no better research subjects than your own family ...
28: 2012-11-23: @Melodramagic Ah, the joys of family!
29: 2012-10-06: @MyDarkEgo Poor thing! You're not missing much. Family pix mostly. His Badliness is 97.3% public.
30: 2012-09-05: Duh! ==> RT @MailOnline: Half of women delay starting a family because they don't want to give up their freedom http://t.co/yVTUaRqe
31: 2012-08-25: A facility to make the Bates family proud. (Green River, Utah, yesterday) http://t.co/OOQADUct
32: 2012-08-20: RT @ThatsWright: Family is a lot like playing stratego: you know there are bombs but you have no idea where they are and when they will ...
33: 2012-08-17: Juvenile Sentencing Hearing Jan. 2007 - newly uploaded album from Las Vegas Family Court http://t.co/5YJbbGKl Sample: http://t.co/x3pe76nn
34: 2012-08-16: Don't get entangled with dysfunctional people, even if family. Maintain your firewalls, or their dysfunction will become yours.
35: 2012-08-15: Family vehicle seen today near Richmond. Note the details. ... More sign photos: http://t.co/X9gHsdHN http://t.co/SpC8iEA1
36: 2012-07-13: A futile effort ==> Eva Rausing's family hired ex-SAS squad to stop her buying drugs http://t.co/rtxekbcr
37: 2012-07-07: RT @Kyoks1: "@BadDalaiLama: You can't have "family" without some "dysfunctional" involved."☇I am off to ge my doses of it...and some bre ...
38: 2012-07-07: You can't have "family" without some "dysfunctional" involved.
39: 2012-06-05: Many students travel the world before settling into a normal life of career and family. Why can't they tell a good thing when they have it?
40: 2012-05-24: Family members are wonderful people to visit, but you wouldn't want to live with them.
41: 2012-05-24: RT @KilroyCafe: Family members are wonderful people to visit, but you wouldn't want to live with them.
42: 2012-05-23: RT @KilroyCafe: Family: a shared delusional system by which dysfunction is passed from one generation to the next.
43: 2012-05-17: @DalyaElMaghraby No need to hate your country or love it. It just **IS** — like your family, gene pool and planet.
44: 2012-04-19: Most travelers bring their society with them—in the form of family, friends or tour group—so interaction with local culture is minimal.
45: 2012-04-07: Most anger is directed at family members, employees and others who are trapped with you. No one else would hang around for that shit.
46: 2012-04-03: Billboard says, "A Family That Prays Together Stays Together," but I think "Preys" and imagine a pack of hyenas. They stay together, too!
47: 2012-04-02: Caffeine is not a victimless addiction! Family members suffer you pre-coffee crankiness, much like the effects of second-hand smoke.
48: 2012-04-01: The advertising genius who invented "No price is too high for my family's safety." hit the motherlode of marketing.
49: 2012-04-01: .@SteveSeaquist Every family should have a portable defibrillator. At least it would shock some sense into the kids when they play with it.
50: 2012-03-23: RT @TelegraphNews: Lavish spending of America's first family of televangelism revealed in bitter legal feud http://t.co/NaqnfD6p
51: 2012-03-07: Case Study: You caused an accident. Someone was killed. Should you ring the family's doorbell and apologize? It may not always be best.
52: 2012-03-07: Las Vegas Family Court is reassuring to me because it never changes. I can come back after years and know exactly what is happening.
53: 2012-03-07: I'm like a vampire. I can go into this place with so much pain and draw energy from it. #familycourt
54: 2012-03-06: Family Court is a fantastic laboratory for understanding how good intentions can lead to bad results.
55: 2012-03-06: Courtroom 18, my home at Family Court. (the hard-core delinquency cases) http://t.co/Vqfh7tEI
56: 2012-03-06: Family Court in Las Vegas consists of divorce, child welfare and juvenile delinquency - all the traumas of life under one roof!
57: 2012-03-06: You don't really understand life until you understand the mechanisms and psychology of Family Court.
58: 2012-03-06: My Family Court website, in mothballed form: http://t.co/yQi2A8L9
59: 2012-03-06: Family Court Guy returns to his roots. Probably the only person who ENJOYS being here! (@ Family Court) [pic]: http://t.co/dcvH3V2U
60: 2012-03-01: Ted and his family. Denver. http://t.co/4y6YVkfi
61: 2012-02-18: The family you grew up in is a fantastic place to study human nature. Where else do you have access to such intimate and longitudinal data?
62: 2012-01-18: We all have that relative—maybe a whole family—obsessed with details and totally unable to see the big picture. "The ship is sinking, Mom!"
63: 2011-12-25: My Christmas is so sad and lonely. No family or holiday cheer. Swimming in the warm Caribbean at sunrise in Key West. http://t.co/Uk45nIn7
64: 2011-12-18: More "Awkward Family Photos" http://t.co/11iFwOuV
65: 2011-12-18: Before posting your family photos online, please consider this: "Awkward Family Photos" http://t.co/hTHX4lQD
66: 2011-12-13: family — n. a shared delusional system by which dysfunctions are transferred from one generation to the next.
67: 2011-11-24: Truck family. Moriarty, New Mexico. http://t.co/q4CYnS5E
68: 2011-11-18: RT @nytimes: At NY Family Courts, Rule for Public Access Isn’t Heeded http://t.co/xEQXDfx6 <== Easier for me in Nevada. http://t.co/yQi2A8L9
69: 2011-11-03: @AbuseKids How will signing a petition fight Family Court corruption?
70: 2011-10-27: The wisdom of a family court judge I once knew: "The only good divorce is a fast divorce."
71: 2011-10-26: "I'm Drowning, Don't Save Me!" - another good essay from my Family Court days. http://t.co/VuFQgKIx Attachment vs. Individuality
72: 2011-10-26: "The Problems of Attachment" - one of my old Family Court essays on the philosophy of divorce. http://t.co/RlOGwKqb
73: 2011-10-22: Walmarts I Have Known #10: Windsor, Ontario - Offering this adorable family restroom: http://t.co/S0Ol8W6P
74: 2011-10-21: The government says every family should have a disaster plan. You don't have one? WHAT KIND OF PARENT ARE YOU?!?! http://t.co/IFTRZpTN
75: 2011-10-14: One of my muckraking newsletters from my Family Court era: "Coroner's Program Ineffective?" http://t.co/QT0scIBT (Jan 2008)
76: 2011-10-14: "The New Communist Threat" - One of my best (and last) newsletters from my Family Court era, on love vs. enabling. http://t.co/zph0jVHr 2008
77: 2011-10-07: My old beat at Family Court in Las Vegas. RT @latimes: A chilling account of child prostitution in Las Vegas http://t.co/ByDVwIGZ
78: 2011-09-15: I have no idea what happens in a "Family Ass Restroom". Frankly, I don't want to know. http://t.co/tHpHJTU5
79: 2011-07-16: You can't be blamed for the family you were born into, but the same can't be said for romance, where you get what you set yourself up for.
80: 2011-07-16: An adorable family at Rocky Mountain National Park. http://t.co/4ix3ntB
81: 2011-07-12: Was going through some family heirlooms and look what I found: My first smartphone! Isn't it quaint? http://t.co/IegimRQ
82: 2011-07-06: The house where I grew up in Massachusetts. Same phone number for 46 years. Won't be in the family much longer. http://t.co/ZmOOu8w
83: 2011-04-06: One of HHBDL's many charitable ministries: a donation of $200 in groceries to a needy family in Oklahoma. http://twitpic.com/4hnnji
84: 2011-03-17: Juvenile justice and child welfare are two sides of the same coin. Juvenile crime is the natural result of family dysfunction.
85: 2011-03-12: Video diary: 1am at a rest area in Kentucky. Desperate man calls upon me to save his family... and I refuse! http://t.co/dNEk6hP
86: 2011-03-10: As a laboratory to understand dysfunctional behavior, there is no better classroom than your own family.
87: 2011-03-10: Our 2006 essay: "The Problems of Attachment" familycourtchronicles.com/philosophy/attachment>http://www.familycourtchronicles.com/philosophy/attachment
88: 2011-03-09: Personal longitudinal studies can be quite enlightening—watching friends and family make investments then seeing the results years later.
89: 2011-03-03: Dysfunctional celebrities are good! They give people around the world a set of common experiences, making everyone part of our family.
90: 2011-03-03: Every family sets its children up with false assumptions and unrealistic expectations. Families differ only in what they are.
91: 2011-03-03: It's easy to look over the fence at the Jones family and think, "Their childhood was so easy." Wrong! Every family is dysfunctional!
92: 2011-03-01: RT @SethMacFarlane: Actually, I kinda know how Charlie Sheen feels. I personally hate the fucking asshole who created Family Guy.
93: 2011-02-02: The teenage homeless and adult homeless are two different populations. With teens, it's a family problem. With adults, it's mental illness.
94: 2011-01-26: Family restroom at Walmart. http://twitpic.com/3tjwru
95: 2011-01-22: Many pointless family arguments start, "I don't like your attitude!" but all that really matters is: "Did you do what you said you would?"
96: 2011-01-22: You have control over a lot of things, but the body you're stuck in and the family it came with are the luck of the draw.
97: 2011-01-08: Barney Fife is funny until you realize he's an inept, insecure cop hired by nepotism and no one in Mayberry objects. Family values, my ass!
98: 2010-12-24: The two-parent family may still be the norm, but consistent parenting between them is rare. Sometimes, one is better!
99: 2010-12-13: family — n. a shared delusional system by which dysfunctions are transferred from one generation to the next.
100: 2010-10-19: Most humans will willingly accept imprisonment in exchange for the approval of their family and society.
101: 2010-10-12: Even as adults, we will always see the world through the prism of the family we grew up in.
102: 2010-09-22: "I love you. You love me. We're a happy family." — Barney the Purple Dinosaur (channeling the Good @DalaiLama)
103: 2010-09-20: One of life's biggest puzzles is figuring out the family we grew up in and what was really going on.
104: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-20: RT @BadDalaiLama: One of life's biggest puzzles is figuring out the family we grew up in and what was really going on.
105: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-13: Too many pointless family arguments start, "I don't like your attitude." All that really matters is: "Did you do what you said you would?"
106: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-05: RT @MailOnline: £95,000-a-year benefits family of 12 re-homed in a £1,000-a-week house... after they trashed the last one http://bit.ly/ ...
107: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-28: Family members are wonderful people to visit, but you wouldn't want to live with them.
108: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-29: The Stockholm Syndrome says that hostages eventually come to identify with their captors. See also: "family"
109: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-10: Most tourists bring their own stale atmosphere with them—their family and friends—which blocks out most of the world they're visiting.
110: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-24: When trying to understand the irrational behavior of humans, there are no better research subjects than your own family members.
111: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-14: Every family is a sordid little gothic novel, with a lot more going on below the surface than can ever be talked about openly.
112: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-07: Birth gave you two things without your consent: your body and your family. Both are imperfect, but you have to accommodate them.
113: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-12: It's the law in Utah: At least one family member must be named "Joshua".
114: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-11: Ah, the Christmas spirit! Yuletide traditions with family & friends! Gifts under the tree!... This is what I'm trying desperately to avoid.
115: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-05: Even as adults, we will always see the world through the prism of the family we grew up in.
116: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-25: It is remarkable how humans can willingly accept imprisonment in exchange for the approval of their family and society.
117: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-31: One of the biggest puzzles of life is trying to figure out the family we grew up in and how it really works.
118: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-13: The two-parent family may still be the norm, but consistent parenting between them is rare.
119: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-05: The struggle of "Individual vs. Society" includes conflict within the family and couple. There's tyranny there, too!
120: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-30: Family: a shared delusional system by which dysfunction is passed from one generation to the next.
121: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-11: "Family" - a shared delusional system by which dysfunctions are handed down from one generation to the next.
122: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-10: We are all aliens here. One morning we woke up on this strange planet, in a body we didn't choose, living with a really bizarre family.
123: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-22: Got a few photos online from today's Light of Hope Ceremony in Family Court (Las Vegas). http://tinyurl.com/ceytoj
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