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1: 2017-06-19: My advice on visiting Africa after six weeks of travel there. Blog entry on Facebook: https://t.co/snvF60QDzQ https://t.co/sowbd9qnIe
2: 2017-06-12: Shaken down for bribes by Nairobi police yesterday. My story on Facebook: https://t.co/qzzIacd5KF #corruption #kenyacorruption
3: 2017-03-12: Parental love. Some of my best relationship photos from my Facebook album at https://t.co/xDXOtvD1ka https://t.co/yYTJRgDRsj
4: 2016-12-19: On My Bucket List: Change the world by signing an online petition or by cutting and pasting a message into my Facebook status.
5: 2016-08-07: @laurenahayes The Facebook crash is coming. You wait and see! đź‘…
6: 2015-11-19: @Kyoks1 50% of my time spent traveling, the other 50% spent updating Facebook.
7: 2015-08-10: Lie Us On Facebook
8: 2015-03-18: My new cover photo on Facebook at http://t.co/YNB3xMgE6W - http://t.co/iDe34RyQHm
9: 2015-03-16: Before Facebook, we used to ask "What ever happened to...?" Now we know, and it's usually not very interesting.
10: 2014-12-22: RT @Peripatetia: Glenn's Facebook Year in Review 2014 https://t.co/ocitLYjQdW - Norway, Alps, Ukraine, Germany, Poland, Slovakia, Czech Rep…
11: 2014-12-10: Facebook algorithm to detect human stupidity? @guardian
12: 2014-09-30: RT @thescienceofus: People who feel insecure about their relationships tend to post about them more on Facebook http://t.co/O3eXv7LOgv
13: 2014-08-29: YouTube, Facebook and other online services offering unlimited free storage forever will eventually cross a line where this is impossible.
14: 2014-08-29: Facebook is a great company with a great product supported by great people with vision, but the stock price is still fantasy.
15: 2014-08-20: RT @washingtonpost: It's not just your imagination, there are a lot of old posts in your Facebook feed. http://t.co/bqfgGSrP15
16: 2014-08-03: Breaking up is hard to do. Deleting all those photos from Facebook is a pain in the ass.
17: 2014-07-25: RT @GuardianUS: A valuation like Facebook's isn't just optimistic. It isn't just wildly optimistic. It's euphoric http://t.co/UkBjIlM8g3 $F…
18: 2014-06-23: I am an intensely private man, apart from my postings on Facebook and Twitter and my confessions on Montel Williams and Larry King.
19: 2014-06-21: I am an intensely private man, apart from my postings on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter and my confessions on Montel Williams.
20: 2014-06-10: New Facebook page created for my novel "Harper Junction" https://t.co/H5S9mBpl3O
21: 2014-05-27: Pawel Kuczynski, Polish satirical cartoonist - Website: http://t.co/6IEE2Kaj2a - Unofficial Facebook: https://t.co/OwGMf68lQY
22: 2014-05-06: Young people these days have no respect for Twitter and Facebook. They want instant gratification with WhatsApp and Snapchat.
23: 2014-03-23: @princeboucher @laurenahayes LOL! Ironic, don't you think, that you should be calling me out about Facebook on TWITTER!
24: 2014-03-14: I have just Unliked Vladimir Putin on Facebook. Now it's personal.
25: 2014-03-07: RT @nytimes: Turkish Prime Minister Threatens to Ban Facebook and YouTube http://t.co/hyQ1tOKTx3
26: 2014-02-20: On My Bucket List: Sell out to Facebook for $16 billion — or $16 million, or just $1 million. I'm not greedy.
27: 2014-02-08: Facebook - The Musical http://t.co/T9X58oqEp1
28: 2014-02-07: If Facebook videos were honest: http://t.co/wDQJllmJO6
29: 2014-02-06: The BEST Facebook "Look Back" video ever created! From Germany via the Netherlands. Only 7 seconds long. https://t.co/e5bTs3SyV3
30: 2014-02-05: The feel-good movie of the year! Six Stars! Three Thumbs Up! — My 1-minute Facebook movie: https://t.co/2MsGq1c1Kl
31: 2014-02-05: RT @latimes: Facebook marks its 10th birthday by allowing you to create personalized "Look Back" videos http://t.co/7I6MiJiZdw
32: 2014-01-08: Ugly Renaissance Babies http://t.co/LiSJ6jAkXc via @RhodiHawk - Not all Renaissance art was Michelangelo. Facebook: https://t.co/GvzWaowBzz
33: 2013-12-22: Like Putin, my political hegemony is reinforced by control of the news media. Nothing happens on my Facebook or Twitter without my approval.
34: 2013-12-10: Please "Like" Facebook Addiction on Facebook: https://t.co/OuwcE2EULY
35: 2013-12-09: The friendly 'bots at Facebook assembled this Year-End Review https://t.co/7kHE2MA2mS (with a few major oversights)
36: 2013-11-14: Facebook is about me, me, me—which is fine. It's a chronicle of your own life. Twitter is about things you want to say about life.
37: 2013-10-25: An awkward Facebook chore: Removing warm, glowing photos of couples very much in love, because they no longer are.
38: 2013-10-14: See my "Lite" page on Facebook for a low-volume feed of my latest photo albums: https://t.co/xjHhhgEWJ8 http://t.co/15pZapBbbW
39: 2013-10-07: RT @rhyshillman: The most common words used by each gender on Facebook; http://t.co/OJlr4PILZ5
40: 2013-09-12: Facebook makes you happy if you are an active contributor and unhappy if you are a passive scroller.
41: 2013-09-02: On the edge of "Insanity"... a photo I can't post on Facebook.
42: 2013-08-21: Facebook updates you don't get:
43: 2013-08-16: RT @TIME: The more we use Facebook, the worse we feel | http://t.co/iFFP2iNQzH (via @TIMEHealthland)
44: 2013-07-22: Live-tweeting some past tours and events: Kosovo, Cairo, Balkans, Istanbul Protests, Santorini, etc. Facebook album: http://t.co/RLxZBx67G7
45: 2013-06-23: "Vacation photos were found to be the most common source of feelings of resentment and jealousy" on Facebook. re @BadDalaiLama
46: 2013-06-23: Psychological effects of Facebook: envy, stress, addiction. http://t.co/r0CHdO3AtX
47: 2013-06-21: New cover image for my "Lite" page on Facebook: http://t.co/Z0gA3lQyWy http://t.co/byVeCFkqz2
48: 2013-06-20: Now Facebook lets you post photos as comments to photo. Weird! - Example: https://t.co/BYDLszI7Ta
49: 2013-06-04: If you don't have "Verified" on your Twitter or Facebook account, how do you know you're a real person?
50: 2013-05-23: @LaurynPsquared Duh! It was stolen from your Facebook page!
51: 2013-05-18: RT @TIME: One year after Facebook went public, here's a look at the 5 best parodies of the social network | http://t.co/iGcdHDvwa2
52: 2013-05-14: New cover art for our Facebook timeline for "The Case Against Marriage" http://t.co/4lD9vWQxaw http://t.co/uINjz9irFo
53: 2013-04-26: Facebook has given us a new class of relationships: "Friends I don't really like."
54: 2013-04-16: Our new Facebook page for "The Case Against Marriage" https://t.co/qWGAUl0fPF
55: 2013-04-16: With every upgrade to Facebook: Features will be added. New bugs will be introduced. People will be upset. People will get used to it.
56: 2013-04-12: RT @ksieff: In Kabul, young love blooms online: "With Facebook, there's no risk of being beaten up by (her) relatives." http://t.co/91Gh ...
57: 2013-04-11: CHECK YOUR FACEBOOK TIMELINE for the latest medical issues, pregnancy news, pet photos and maintenance activities of people you hardly know.
58: 2013-03-25: Some of the world's best travel photos: on my public Facebook timeline... always! Anyone can follow. https://t.co/wl3mBuVX8a
59: 2013-02-13: Facebook asking, "Which city do you live in?" is deeply discriminatory to those of us who do not have one.
60: 2013-02-04: "Glenn Campbell Lite" - Our Facebook fan page, highlighting just our best work. http://t.co/eiTuM4Bj http://t.co/6jzuVoTz
61: 2013-01-29: Master index of all my photo albums (600+ albums on Facebook) https://t.co/Azn7lFSD
62: 2013-01-16: Facebook's Graph Search will be cool if it can produce, say, "Glenn Campbell's photos from Barcelona". re @WSJ
63: 2013-01-15: The fatal flaw in Facebook Graph is you have to actually CARE what your friends do. Pushing friendship a bit too far, aren't we? re @WSJ
64: 2012-12-28: Death is when you stop interacting. No more Facebook or Twitter updates. Emails and voicemails go unanswered. Weird!
65: 2012-12-23: I am winding down on Google+ in favor of my new Lite™ feed on Facebook. Info: https://t.co/XG5ooLve
66: 2012-12-22: My Facebook fan page has been reactivated as a Lite™ version of my main FB feed. https://t.co/Htx1YdOm Less filling! http://t.co/Ahrs485B
67: 2012-12-16: Porn alert! Facebook censored some of my 2010 photos from Florence, so I was forced to cover them. http://t.co/mcShlY7u http://t.co/SDBV4njN
68: 2012-12-13: Yin-Yang of Facebook: For any feature given, another must be taken away. For every bug fixed, something else must be broken. é™°é™˝
69: 2012-12-13: Zuckerberg's mindless bots say these were my biggest events of 2012. (Facebook Year in Review) http://t.co/VESy2Urn http://t.co/1PkxtVEm
70: 2012-12-05: Rules of my Facebook Page http://t.co/xwoZcnxd My social media policy for Facebook.
71: 2012-11-17: My Facebook page is not the place for political comments! http://t.co/gdfT1ccg
72: 2012-10-17: It must be satisfying being a Facebook engineer. When you break something you break it for a billion people.
73: 2012-09-26: Happy Birthday! I baked you a virtual cake and made you a virtual card and here's a gift certificate for Netflix. Glad Facebook reminded me!
74: 2012-09-26: It may seem Frida Kahloish, but here are my nearly 700 self-portraits on Facebook. https://t.co/cNbO9Uyt http://t.co/CEhF56kG
75: 2012-09-26: Over 30,000 photos in 600+ albums on Facebook! Here's the proof: http://t.co/hMb6AdvF
76: 2012-09-05: RT @WSJ: Facebook makes clear that the option of selling more stock is pretty much off the table. http://t.co/TEWYBQeS $FB
77: 2012-08-17: Subscribe to our public Facebook feed for our latest photos and videos. Over 500 albums! http://t.co/jZq4OSlg http://t.co/WkR4izFo
78: 2012-08-16: RT @washingtonpost: Facebook's stock hits new low: http://t.co/hh1QfQBN
79: 2012-06-30: With a price this low, I'm thinking of investing. Better than Facebook stock! http://t.co/uNJ4ivuu
80: 2012-06-21: If you think Facebook was the first to unite the world with a virtual product, think again. Coca-Cola has been doing it for decades!
81: 2012-06-04: I remember watching the wedding of Charles and Diana and thinking to myself, "This will turn out badly just like the Facebook IPO of 2012."
82: 2012-06-04: Facebook is equivalent to being invited into someone's home. It is not the place to express controversial opinions. Save that for Twitter.
83: 2012-06-04: If someone is willing to pay $20 for a $5 chicken, thinking it can fly, you can't really blame the chicken. (a Facebook parable)
84: 2012-06-03: A valuable but neglected use of Facebook is keeping your own private diary of what happened when (posts visible only to you).
85: 2012-05-25: Just nabbed "BadDalaiLama" as my Facebook name http://t.co/RreOUPOR - Subscribe now for all my pretty pictures. http://t.co/sb85OlWu
86: 2012-05-22: RT @latimes: Zuckerberg loses $2 billion on second day of Facebook trading http://t.co/DsU9aIs3
87: 2012-05-21: Today is the day Facebook starts trading for real, not propped up by its investment banks.
88: 2012-05-20: (May even Facebook ISTS — Investors Shitting Them Selves)
89: 2012-05-20: Facebook IPO soon to be followed by Facebook VUI. (Very Unhappy Investors)
90: 2012-05-18: RT @TIME: Bankers wage epic battle to prop up Facebook stock at $38 just before market close, ends just 23 cents up | http://t.co/jWj1KyoP
91: 2012-05-17: @LadyFriday Actually, anyone holding past Monday is the sucker. #FacebookIPO
92: 2012-05-17: "I invested in Facebook" is the new "I have an account with Bernie Madoff."
93: 2012-05-16: RT @MailOnline: General Motors removes all Facebook advertising 'because no-one clicks on ads on the social network' http://t.co/uGBijtUq
94: 2012-05-07: "Facebook IPO: A Bet on King Zuck" http://t.co/z4F6TKhh <== I'm predicting a stock-price collapse.
95: 2012-05-03: I depend on Facebook and respect what it does. I want it to survive, but its greatest peril is unrealistic financial expectations.
96: 2012-05-03: RT @TIME: Is Facebook's ad business sustainable? | http://t.co/ZsV5RVxw (via @TIMEBusiness)
97: 2012-05-03: Facebook IPO insight: I have used FB intensely for 4 years, uploaded 10000 photos but hardly ever clicked on an ad. #FBcrashcoming
98: 2012-05-02: RT @WSJ: Facebook has built a $3 billion-a-year ad business. But some advertisers wonder if they're getting their money's worth. http:// ...
99: 2012-05-01: "Facebook's IPO Status Update" http://t.co/QtCy3eYn Some skepticism arises.
100: 2012-04-11: Instagram for $1 billion? Definitely don't understand that one. Facebook digging itself a deeper hole? #FacebookBubble
101: 2012-04-05: People are getting older faster. The old farts now gripe about the "new" Facebook and how things were so much better in the old days.
102: 2012-04-05: Like it or not, Facebook is part of your personal presentation to the world. If your page looks disorganized and unoriginal then you do too.
103: 2012-04-05: Check out my public Facebook page for a nearly 500 photo albums from around the world. http://t.co/KRaAfjKO
104: 2012-04-02: Talking about Twitter: $0.02. Talking about Facebook: $0.02. Talking about Apple & Google: $0.02. Producing meaningful content: Priceless.
105: 2012-03-11: RT @spordomingo: Facebook wants to make you an offer you can refuse! :) #FacebookIPO | IMD: http://t.co/Gfs6VTJJ
106: 2012-03-07: Smith Mary want to be my friend on Facebook. Born in united state. Live in nigeria. http://t.co/aWbx5GGy
107: 2012-03-04: Facebook Timeline is addictive. I could spend YEARS fine-tuning my past, so you see just what I want you to. http://t.co/HPAq7spS
108: 2012-02-17: I wonder what Jesus' Facebook page would look like. Son of God, maybe, but look at those wild college pics!
109: 2012-02-05: Rule #1 of technology investing: There will always be a new thing to blow away the old thing. #FacebookIPO
110: 2012-02-03: Facebook's huge anticipated valuation doesn't factor in Social Media Fatigue, which is due to hit the general population just about... NOW!
111: 2012-02-02: RT @PhatPundit: @Facebook #IPO - Like or Unlike? http://t.co/G9hrrH55 @Facebook_IPO @facebookIPO @BuyFacebookIPO
112: 2012-02-02: RT @NewYorkXpo: What Is @Facebook's Business? http://t.co/xyH33e1B by @ebboyd #FacebookIPO
113: 2012-02-02: "Some analysts see troubling parallels to the dot-com boom of the late 1990s." #FacebookIPO http://t.co/8wNN7S0t
114: 2012-02-01: The #FacebookIPO will be driven by naive investors who say, "I use Facebook. It's cool! I want in!" Stock price is irrelevant to them.
115: 2012-02-01: LOL! Funny math! RT @AdamVincenzini: FacebookIPO = Cost per current active user $0.17 (845 million users, 5 billion IP) - 17 cents for me?!?
116: 2012-01-29: You know a boom is on the verge of bust when ordinary people at cocktail parties are talking about how to get in on the action. #FacebookIPO
117: 2012-01-29: The impending #FacebookIPO may be the greatest gold rush since, well, the Gold Rush, with the same unhappy results for most small investors.
118: 2012-01-29: RT @MichaelNagib: To those valuing #Facebook at $100bn , do you know that we only have 7bn living humans on the whole earth ?? #FacebookIPO
119: 2012-01-28: Faded empires once destined to take over the world: IBM, Microsoft, AOL, MySpace, Arabs, Japanese. Fading soon: Facebook, Google, China.
120: 2012-01-28: Every high-flying corporate empire eventually reaches a saturation point where all its new tricks are used up and growth stops. #FacebookIPO
121: 2012-01-28: I expect the coming #FacebookIPO to be a big success - because a lot a naive investors with poor math skills are eager to climb on board.
122: 2012-01-28: My new blog entry: "The Facebook Bubble: Running the Numbers" http://t.co/SpUwsoHa - Get ready for the Great Facebook Crash!
123: 2012-01-27: RT @The_Symposium26: When the #FacebookIPO is unleaded people would do good to remember #Tulipmania. How much is Facebook really worth, ...
124: 2012-01-27: The #FacebookIPO may be initially successful, but shortly thereafter, the market will tear it apart. #facebookbubble
125: 2012-01-27: RT @moneymorning: Before You Get Excited About the Facebook IPO... http://t.co/4beGNj6y #FacebookIPO
126: 2012-01-27: Facebook valuation pegged at $75 billion or roughly $100 per alleged active user, regardless of income. Insanity! #facebookbubble
127: 2012-01-27: Facebook claims a user base of nearly a billion on a planet of scarcely 7 billion. Won't this thing plateau at some point? #facebookbubble
128: 2012-01-27: RT @WSJ: Facebook is currently looking at a valuation of $75 billion to $100 billion for its IPO. More details: http://t.co/3q5NbHXB
129: 2012-01-27: My only gauge of Facebook's business model: In 3+ years of intensively using it, I have hardly given them a cent of revenue.
130: 2012-01-27: The only significant expense of Facebook is server bandwidth and storage space. Revenue must somehow cover this before there's a profit.
131: 2012-01-25: "Repent Now! - The Facebook/YouTube Crash Is Coming!" My new blog entry: http://t.co/Zr7bsz4P cc: @laurenahayes @princeboucher
132: 2012-01-25: Facebook/YouTube time bomb: collecting huge photo/video files that never go away, eating storage faster than technology advances.
133: 2012-01-24: RT @TIME: Ready or not, your Facebook profile is about to get the new "Timeline" design | http://t.co/KnJh9TXI (via @Techland)
134: 2012-01-22: TONS of new photos added to Facebook today, mainly from 2006. http://t.co/NnhGiHJs
135: 2012-01-21: Subscribe to my public Facebook page for lots of visual stuff not furnished on Twitter. http://t.co/NnhGiHJs
136: 2012-01-04: Facebook and Twitter don't cause marriages to fail, but they provide ammunition when they do.
137: 2012-01-04: RT @Sheamus: Married? Want To Keep Things That Way? Stay Off Of Facebook (And Use Twitter Instead) http://t.co/5Rvwiiuk
138: 2011-12-29: Working my Facebook at the Orlando airport - panorama. http://t.co/4GS6jK9W
139: 2011-12-19: Facebook won't let me enter Timeline dates before my birth. Bummer! How am a supposed to chronicle my ancestors back to Eve?
140: 2011-12-19: Kim Jung Il is still alive!... and still my Facebook friend. http://t.co/EWJafzrH He just needed some "me" time and this was the best way.
141: 2011-12-18: The future of nostalgia, for better or worse, is people filling in their Facebook Timeline.
142: 2011-12-17: Upgraded to Timeline on Facebook. http://t.co/3O1JHIk4 Rather addictive! Thank you, Zuckerberg!
143: 2011-12-15: RT @Telegraph: #Facebook has begun the global roll out of #Timeline, the site’s new type of profile: http://t.co/0dgHNmPT
144: 2011-12-09: A Facebook friend writes about my "Case Against Marriage" book: "I disagree regarding the work's redundancy... http://t.co/q0w4ViyL
145: 2011-12-08: Where do you file for cyber divorce? And under what jurisdiction—Twitter or Facebook? Who gets the Twitpics?
146: 2011-12-01: Facebook Tip: FB is not the place to speak your mind! Your aunts, uncles and coworkers are listening. Save your penis jokes for Twitter!
147: 2011-12-01: Facebook Tip: Know your privacy settings. Don't just accept the default.
148: 2011-12-01: Facebook Tip: Make enough information about you public that when you friend people they can make an informed choice.
149: 2011-12-01: Facebook Tip: Stalkers are frustrated friends.
150: 2011-12-01: Facebook Tip: It is less hurtful to not accept a friend request than to unfriend them later.
151: 2011-12-01: Facebook Tip: Never friend anyone you wouldn't want to meet in real life.
152: 2011-12-01: Facebook Tip: You can accept friend requests from people you don't know, but only if seem to add value to the conversation on your page.
153: 2011-12-01: Facebook Tip: A friend of a friend you don't know to begin with isn't necessarily a friend.
154: 2011-12-01: Facebook Tip: You can't both friend hundreds of people and give them free reign on your page. Set "Who can post on your Wall?" to "Only Me".
155: 2011-11-30: Facebook comments on UFO Hunters episode: http://t.co/zoKY2JEp
156: 2011-11-30: For a timeline of my best work, follow me on Google+ http://t.co/utQAbSZz - More visual than Twitter and not as cluttered as Facebook.
157: 2011-11-19: Is Google+ dead? http://t.co/rilrVKJO - No, but it will never compete directly with Facebook. We use it as a showcase: http://t.co/D6ODflSf
158: 2011-11-18: The Bad Dalai Lama is now Facebook friends with Kim Jong Il, the Dear Leader of North Korea. Let's all welcome him! http://t.co/ektQhPJ2
159: 2011-10-02: I have updated my own personal Social Media Policy at http://t.co/Fwd5v1W7 - defining the difference between Twitter, Facebook and Google+
160: 2011-07-22: I figure I have 15,000+ travel photos on Facebook. Do your own calculation: http://t.co/DUyrOiG
161: 2011-07-06: Facebook is for your bland, offending-no one stuff. Twitter is for the riské. Twitter is harder to follow: You gotta work to be offended.
162: 2011-07-02: Thanks to my policy of not mentioning Twitter on Facebook, hardly anyone there follows me here. Whew! Lucky that!
163: 2011-06-26: RT @xtinewu: @baddalailama plan B if AssSaver fails... RT @adamsconsulting How To:Delete A Drunk Night On Twitter & Facebook http://bit. ...
164: 2011-05-18: For the record, I don't have 479 photos in my facebook albums, but 479 *ALBUMS*! We're talking galaxies, not stars. http://j.mp/hCy23K
165: 2011-04-27: Many new photos from Canada added to this Facebook album: http://j.mp/eK31BK
166: 2011-04-11: For every internet venture that takes off—like Facebook—there must be 1000s that fail. And even Facebook hasn't proved itself profitable.
167: 2011-03-26: @laurenahayes Another attempted lolacide! Doesn't brand matter? Maybe Facebook should change back to TheFaceBook!!! Think this through!
168: 2011-03-21: Remarkable breakthrough in Free Energy: 3 errors in 12 words! (Facebook ad) http://twitpic.com/4bulpq
169: 2011-03-15: Facebook is the place for happy thoughts and non-controversial postings—obviously because everyone you know in real life is on it.
170: 2011-03-03: The emotional benefit of Twitter and Facebook is to give us "witnesses"—people who see us and care about what we are doing.
171: 2011-02-28: Facebook and Twitter are like schoolgirl politics: Certain people get all the friends, while others feel inferior and develop skills.
172: 2011-02-25: I plan to pay my gambling debts in Facebook stock.
173: 2011-02-10: Istanbul Facebook Album: http://j.mp/dJKbFd - Photos will be added here throughout my visit.
174: 2011-02-10: Istanbul Facebook Album: http://j.mp/dJKbFd - Photos will be added here throughout our visit. Check back later for more!
175: 2011-02-04: Childhood development milestones: Crawling. Walking. Talking. Using a mouse. Using a phone. Reading. Texting. Facebook. Twitter. Puberty.
176: 2011-02-03: RT @agnosticcc: My mom is upset because I ignored her request to be my mother on Facebook. What? Facebook gave me the choice.
177: 2011-01-31: Facebook is just like real life. You've friended everyone you know, so now you can't do anything without upsetting someone.
178: 2011-01-30: Nothing raises blood sugar levels like watching the betrothed flirt with each other on their respective Facebook pages. Get a room!
179: 2011-01-28: In Egypt, they can't Twitter, they can't Facebook... OH, THE HUMANITY!!!
180: 2011-01-26: RT @Skylorde: @BadDalaiLama Facebook. Population 500 million :)
181: 2011-01-24: How often do you use Facebook? How many times have you clicked an ad & bought the product? That (x500,000,000) is Facebook's true valuation.
182: 2011-01-22: "Facebook is building its business from a fundamentally unsustainable base." http://bit.ly/hJomDp via @wwjimd &@lolahayes
183: 2011-01-22: Which bubble will burst first: China's real estate or Facebook's valuation? Justify your answer.
184: 2011-01-21: If you choose to post to Facebook or Twitter, you are accepting the responsibility to be useful to others.
185: 2011-01-21: You should keep most details of your life private not because they are sensitive but because they are boring. #facebook #twitter
186: 2011-01-14: In the World of Tomorrow, everyone will have a Facebook page, but no one will use it except when they have a baby or go on vacation.
187: 2011-01-14: Facebook is one layer of your public persona. It is a place for photos and public announcements but not for conversation or collaboration.
188: 2011-01-14: The limitation of Facebook is all those damn friends! They have so many sensitivities that you end up posting nothing of great meaning.
189: 2011-01-11: A few years ago, we couldn't have imagined Facebook's hold on society. Likewise, we cannot envision now what will replace it.
190: 2011-01-11: WWWD—What Would Warren Do? At the peak of the financial crisis, he bought a railroad. How many shares of Facebook do you suppose he owns?
191: 2011-01-08: Talking about Twitter: $0.02. Talking about Facebook: $0.02. Talking about Apple, Google: $0.02. Producing meaningful content: Priceless.
192: 2011-01-08: Just because you have a Twitter account, Facebook, YouTube, blog, podcast... doesn't mean you have anything to say.
193: 2011-01-07: Predictions for 2011: Facebook will go from hip to square. Sharks will be jumped.
194: 2011-01-04: Microsoft, Arab Oil Sheiks, Japan, IBM... Things that were supposed to take over the world but didn't. Next: Google, Facebook, China.
195: 2011-01-01: The more you travel, the more you see how little changes. People are the same everywhere, and they're all on Facebook!
196: 2010-12-23: Every fast-growing company will eventually be crippled by its bigness and stop growing, to be outwitted by the next new thing. #facebook
197: 2010-12-16: Twitter and Facebook let you indulge in narcissism but also make you see how few people care.
198: 2010-12-14: FACEBOOK CRIMEWAVE! Facebook crimes up 540% in 3 years. Police chiefs sound the alarm. http://bit.ly/fa5h7S (Duh! Who was on FB 3 yrs ago?)
199: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-20: "I can't catch that Facebook from any of you, right?" @TheBosha - Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated!
200: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-30: RT @TIME: Study shows narcissists love Facebook the most | http://su.pr/16rsIs
201: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-30: Facebook Places on the iPhone: You can check in but you can't check out! You got it — just like Hotel California or the Roach Motel!
202: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-19: If you're going to kill someone, be sure to leave a complete record via texts, Facebook, Twitter: http://huff.to/aUWz6N via @HuffingtonPost
203: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-03: On my bucket list: Become a Russian spy and infiltrate American society, becoming known as a femme fatale with my sexy Facebook photos.
204: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-03: Mail order bride from Russia? So how long do you expect to keep her after she gains U.S. citizenship? Facebook ad: http://bit.ly/d7nezI
205: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-20: My best relationship photos: http://bit.ly/9nSrBK (Facebook album)
206: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-09: New Video: Climbing the steps of the Acropolis to the Parthenon in Athens. Facebook: http://bit.ly/c6c0JE
207: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-04: I've created a new Tumblr page to highlight my best photos and videos: http://kilroycafe.tumblr.com/ (Better than Facebook for some things)
208: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-24: How interesting a person is in real life is inversely proportional to the number of Facebook privacy features they have turned on.
209: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-25: I've learned to stop being angry when Facebook "fixes" things that weren't broken, thereby breaking more things. You have to trust in God!
210: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-07: Facebook images expanded from 604 pixels to 720 pixels! http://bit.ly/bwdHgO
211: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-13: GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS! Look at some of the fine offers coming my way on Facebook by virtue of my being male and single. http://bit.ly/7ivBlQ
212: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-24: I'm seeing subliminal messages and secret instructions on the Captcha words when I post a link to Facebook. Pray they don't tell me to kill!
213: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-11: NY Times: "For Judges on Facebook, Friendship Has Limits" http://bit.ly/824edv - Some people shouldn't be Friends!
214: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-09: Friend me for all my new photos & essays: facebook.com/KilroyCafe>http://www.facebook.com/KilroyCafe or "fan" me for the Cliff Notes version: http://bit.ly/1jBsF6
215: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-12: What will happen to your Facebook etc after you die? NY Times: http://bit.ly/3FSzbe "Virtual Estates Lead to Real-World Headaches"
216: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-02: "Glenn is thinking of becoming an Anarchist but doesn't know how to go about it...." Facebook Status: http://bit.ly/JQe9f
217: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-15: Glenn Campbell is an ethereal being maintaining a physical presence on Earth only to... http://bit.ly/8jSEI #fb (Facebook Status Update)
218: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-13: My Facebook page is used for: 1) Where I am/what I'm doing; 2) Announcement of new content; 3) Assembly of photo albums; 4) Faves & lists.
219: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-13: My Facebook FAN page is used only for: 1) Announcement of new content; 2) Anything (relevant) my fans choose to post. http://bit.ly/1jBsF6
220: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-13: This application supposedly backs up your Facebook account (except Wall). Haven't tried it yet, but looks useful. http://socialsafe.net
221: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-12: I'm goin' through the Big "D". All my exits are in Texas. - Facebook: http://bit.ly/yuMpW
222: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-26: I'm now accessible on Facebook™ via the simplified address: facebook.com/KilroyCafe>http://www.facebook.com/KilroyCafe
223: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-18: Friend me on Facebook for access to my latest travel photos. http://bit.ly/19nFcE
224: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-25: My Facebook page has it's own rules, and here they are: http://bit.ly/13PxIK - To be my friend, please sign and notarize in triplicate.
225: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-25: I have hidden my list of Facebook friends from all my Facebook friends! Explanation: http://bit.ly/8sg0p Philosophy: http://bit.ly/ZnrXu
226: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-23: There is no problem in the world that will be resolved by creating a Facebook page for it. Virtual protest is worth nothing.
227: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-30: I'm thinking of creating a Facebook page and Twitter feed exclusively for my lower intestine, for people who must have those updates.
228: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-26: NY Times: "When Everyone’s a Friend, Is Anything Private?" (re Facebook™) http://bit.ly/qeJip - My newsletter response: http://bit.ly/ZnrXu
229: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-25: I have now hidden my Facebook™ friends list from all of my Facebook™ friends. It has to do with personal boundaries. http://bit.ly/9OwdU
230: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-25: Released an essay explaining why I have hidden my Facebook™ friend list from all my Facebook™ friends: http://bit.ly/mqw7M
231: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-20: Wondering if it is appropriate to rant about the uselessness of Twitter™ on Twitter itself. Facebook™ seems much more useful.
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