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1: 2018-06-11: On My Bucket List: Subsist on a diet of fast food, cold pizza and beer. šššš»
2: 2018-03-02: On My Bucket List: Be forced to play my greatest hits over and over until I die.
3: 2018-01-24: Man dies in GoPro incident. Women perishes taking waterfall selfie. Murderer implicates self in Facebook post. Social media can kill!
4: 2017-12-18: On My Bucket List: Die on an attempted ascent of Everest, because it is there.
5: 2017-12-14: Last Christmas I gave you my heart. The very next day you gave it away. Tragic organ rejection. Both patients died. Donāt know how I can be singing this.
6: 2017-07-25: Legal Q: When someone gets ill, everyone sends their thoughts and prayers, but if you don't send them and that person dies, is it murder?
7: 2017-06-15: The "lone shooter" is America's version of the suicide bomber. Equally fanatical and expecting to die but with different tools available.
8: 2017-05-23: Many times I have said to my henchmen, "Bond must die!" Finally they pulled it off.
9: 2017-05-18: Sending out thoughts and prayers for the tragic death of the music icon I had never heard of before. ššµš¢ He lived hard, died harder.
10: 2017-03-21: Camp Site Beta, my camping spot on the outskirts of San Diego for about 50 days in 2009 (seen today). See caption at https://t.co/sTLy8vLlDB https://t.co/FwjC5toFw0
11: 2017-03-17: When Country music singer Glen Campbell finally dies, I aim to become "The" Glenn Campbell. I'm just biding my time, like Prince Charles.
12: 2017-03-13: If I die and go to Texas, I must have sinned horribly.
13: 2016-12-22: Burl Ives, beloved singer who gave us such Christmas classics as "Holly Jolly Christmas", is dead. He died long ago. Stop digging him up.
14: 2016-11-03: On my deathbed, I will invoke Article 50 to announce my exit from this world. Negotiations will go on forever and I won't have to die.
15: 2016-08-01: RT @TIME: "6 feminist myths that will not die" https://t.co/vnvLoLwTxQ
16: 2015-08-12: He died with his AARP card in his pocket, thereby guaranteeing a 15% discount on funeral arrangements.
17: 2015-07-26: Accidents happen to everyone. If you want to die in the next one, ride a motorcycle.
18: 2015-07-24: A cowboy who has died is said to have gone to his "last roundup" but for the cattle nearly every roundup is their last.
19: 2015-07-07: RT @_FloridaMan: Florida Man Dies After Strapping Fireworks to Head on Fourth of July http://t.co/36eFPcm1Ky
20: 2015-03-18: More evidence that diet soda contributes to weight gain, not weight loss @TIME - http://t.co/DPCw8s7B0h
21: 2015-02-28: Spock has died and come back to life before. The same will probably happen again this time.
22: 2015-01-16: Guideline for any decision: If you die within the next year, what do you want the world to be left with?
23: 2014-11-21: Jack Spratt could eat no fat; his wife could eat no lean. She died early of coronary disease. He remarried and joined a vegan cooperative.
24: 2014-09-13: They engaged in a bitter custody battle over the dog that only ended when the dog died of old age.
25: 2014-08-29: RT @Peripatetia: History lesson: San Antonio is a place where Betty Crocker died at the Alamo and Peewee couldn't find the basement.
26: 2014-08-29: "If you die today, where will you spend Eternity?" says the billboard.
27: 2014-08-20: RT @w_archaeology: Caesar Augustus died 2000 years ago. Here's why he was one of history's greatest leaders. - http://t.co/u56qCpJVms
28: 2014-08-13: Sadie has an existential meltdown realizing her baby brother might grow up and she will die at 100. http://t.co/Rtvhfusj5Z
29: 2014-07-23: RT @TheTweetOfGod: What happens after you die? I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
30: 2014-07-10: Beloved actor Andy Griffith dies, which is fine for him. Personally, I'd die of embarrassment if I died "beloved".
31: 2014-07-05: Sometimes people die, and when they're doing it to themselves, sometimes you have to let them.
32: 2014-07-04: He died doing what he loved most: taking foolish risks.
33: 2014-06-29: Men are 77% more likely than women to die in auto accidents. We must address this discrepancy by teaching girls to be more aggressive.
34: 2014-06-10: "Maybe they didn't die of old age," said the space detective. "Maybe they had the life force drained out of them."
35: 2014-05-16: Fire watching in San Diego (yesterday)
36: 2014-05-16: Fire watching in San Diego (yesterday) http://t.co/7O5DjAL0CP
37: 2014-03-31: If you have a diet soft drink with your pizza, doesn't it just mean you crave more pizza?
38: 2014-03-10: RT @Telegraph: Forget fad diets and detoxes: this is how to live longer | Dr David Agus http://t.co/IHbABLDwZ7
39: 2014-02-27: US Civil War tourism usually boils down to "This is where a lot of people died," with nothing to show for it but some fields or woods.
40: 2014-02-16: It was God's will. ==> Snake-handling reality show preacher dies from snakebite http://t.co/y25zywYzf1 via @TIME
41: 2014-02-12: RT @SwedishCanary: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die.
42: 2014-02-08: It may sound noble to die for a good cause, but you can usually accomplish more if you don't die.
43: 2014-02-02: Celebrity Death Syndrome āweekly clogging of the Internet when an entertainment celebrity dies. Blockage usually clears in a few hours.
44: 2014-01-23: If I die a fiery death, I hope it is recorded on video so I can become a YouTube sensation.
45: 2013-12-16: Who maintains the monuments to all the wars we are not supposed to forget when all the people who remember them have died?
46: 2013-12-15: Entertainment News: The actor who played a sidekick in a 1970s television series has died.
47: 2013-12-10: He died doing what he loved: taking foolish risks.
48: 2013-12-06: [Insert personal recollections of famous person who just died]
49: 2013-12-04: When actors die, it is more important than when ordinary people do.
50: 2013-12-02: The ultimate tragedy of the actor's death is that most had never heard of him until he died.
51: 2013-10-23: Whatever dietary advice you follow, it is probably wrong ==> Is a high-fat diet GOOD for the heart? http://t.co/gBFeseMmfz via @dsdamato
52: 2013-10-06: Time is running out for Nazi war criminal hunters. Got to nab them quick before they die.
53: 2013-10-05: Proprietor assures me they were happy clams before they died. @ Pt Townsend Farmers Market http://t.co/KkhbhiFkBc
54: 2013-09-11: Lesson of 9-11: People who die tragically with a lot of press coverage are worth more remembrance than people who die tragically without it.
55: 2013-08-28: Manipulation: "If you don't help me I'll die and make you feel bad."
56: 2013-07-26: Buffets give you a chance to select a healthy diet or gorge yourself into oblivion. Not everyone can handle a wide array of choices.
57: 2013-06-24: The panache with which a French waiter opens and pours a Diet Coke, charging you 5ā¬, makes you think there's actually something to it.
58: 2013-06-24: Southeast USA travel adviceāDon't try to sleep in a car in the South in the summer. You'll die of heat/humidity/bugs. http://t.co/iDSu9GsXS2
59: 2013-06-04: The cruelest way to murder someone is make them die of old age.
60: 2013-05-31: Bigfoot Crushed To Death In Refuse Truck After Falling Asleep In Dumpster. (Tragic fact: most bigfoots die that way.)
61: 2013-05-27: Billy Joel not doing much of anything, just sitting around waiting to die. http://t.co/BWEISaKq9D via @nytimes
62: 2013-05-25: More have died in battles with themselves than have perished in all the wars.
63: 2013-05-16: @BadDalaiLama Also, your iPhone would die in 7 hours so you'd have nothing to show them but a shiny little box.
64: 2013-04-29: RT @TheBosha: Most modern fundamentalists are like Jesus in that they'll die within 6 miles of where they were born.
65: 2013-04-11: Proposing a new dietary measurement system: Happiness Per Calorie (HPC).
66: 2013-04-09: Fun tip for travelers: In a pinch, you can wash with diet soda! It isn't sticky and leaves no residue.
67: 2013-04-07: What's the best way to kill miceātraditional instant death (right) or glue their little feet and make 'em die slow? http://t.co/GAdf6r7g1W
68: 2013-04-06: Dieting tip: As soon as you lose your taste for the food you're eating, throw it away. Destroy it! Otherwise, your body will keep eating.
69: 2013-04-03: Breakfast of Champions (oatmeal and diet Coke). Not too unhealthy and available everywhere. Plus free office space! http://t.co/gvtwguXPo2
70: 2013-03-12: The lesson of Tasha Yar: Once you die, you can be resurrected only once or twice as a guest star in a parallel universe.
71: 2013-02-09: Jesus had to die, be resurrected, go to Heaven and sit at the right hand of God before his account got any significant retweets.
72: 2013-01-29: Time flies, dude! Those rebels of early rock who died of drug overdoses might be dying now anywayāof old age!
73: 2013-01-26: Camping Tip: Diet Coke can be used for almost anything you would use water for, like bathing or rinsing your toothbrush. No sticky residue!
74: 2013-01-09: Don't worry be happy ignore danger die sooner.
75: 2013-01-08: RT @WSJ: Some create "social media wills," some leave password lists. What to do online when a loved one dies: http://t.co/Hti5mTjw
76: 2013-01-07: New use for bacon: contraceptive! ==> "Eating a fatty diet could reduce a man's sperm count by 40%" re @MailOnline
77: 2013-01-02: RT @MailOnline: Dreading your diet? Don't worry...plump people live LONGER than their skinnier counterparts http://t.co/y4WapEnA
78: 2012-12-31: RT @KilroyCafe: Free will dies the moment you say "forever". From that point on, love is a contract, not a choice.
79: 2012-12-25: This dude has died many times before. Remember the Hindenburg! ==> Charles Durning, Prolific Character Actor, Dies at 89. RT @nytimes
80: 2012-12-16: Unless you live in a war zone, you are 1000s of times more likely to die from your own bad habits than from aggressive actions by others.
81: 2012-12-15: RT @KilroyCafe: What part of "You're going to die" don't you get?
82: 2012-12-06: RT @brainpicker: āA writer who waits for ideal conditions under which to work will die without putting a word on paper.ā E. B. White htt ...
83: 2012-12-04: If you're allergic to cats, don't come to Istanbul. You'll die!
84: 2012-11-28: On My Bucket List: Utter the words, "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die," in a professional capacity.
85: 2012-11-12: You wish a friend well when you part, but if a lover leaves you, you hope they eat shit and die. You cry, "How can you do this to me?"
86: 2012-11-07: The audience acts so shocked when someone engaged in a death-defying sport actually dies. Gimme a break! Why else were you watching?
87: 2012-11-05: @ScottSaab Not if you die first.
88: 2012-10-30: Weight loss products and diet foods are what fat people buy so they can continue eating without guilt.
89: 2012-10-29: @DSLikesIt I'll remember that. Better to die from a slow, excruciating pressure leak.
90: 2012-10-29: Midnight thought: If you died in the vacuum of space, your body would be freeze-dried like a strawberry. They could display you in a museum!
91: 2012-10-25: Dieting Tip: It is easy to find a "100-calorie pack" of any snack product. Just buy a bigger package and throw away all but 100 calories.
92: 2012-10-24: Fast Food Dietā¢ - Day 3: Scooby-Doo Hamburger Happy Meal, 365 calories. http://t.co/ZuQ13l5o
93: 2012-10-22: Don't tell Jared about my french fry based Fast Food Dietī·. Here's my 450 calorie lunch. http://t.co/7PNuWIpo
94: 2012-10-19: Dieting Tip: Avoid low-cal versions of high calorie snacks. You'll just eat more of them. Skip the snack altogether.
95: 2012-10-09: My greatest arthropod schadenfreude is watching a mosquito fat on my own blood buzz helplessly inside my car. You're gonna die here, sucker!
96: 2012-10-04: Super Spam Attractor #2: Diet dieting liposuction cannabis medical marijuana insurance cholesterol injured injury lawyer hornyāspambots GO!
97: 2012-10-02: "Dr. Bad's Miracle Weight Loss Plan" - my dieting advice, written today. http://t.co/n1BYYsMO http://t.co/cagA5ElQ
98: 2012-09-27: Where the Oompah-Loompahs go when they die. #wonkafacts http://t.co/xKqsRfAJ
99: 2012-09-25: RT @KilroyCafe: Elvis died of a broken heart. He was famous only for mouthing other people's words, not his own. He was a washed up fake ...
100: 2012-09-17: Honeymoon Tragedy: Bride Dies In Fatal Slip While Posing For Photos At Scenic Falls #happensallthetime #shouldnthavemarried
101: 2012-08-29: Obesity bad, but starvation not helpful ==> Low-Calorie Diet Doesnāt Prolong Life, Study of Monkeys Finds http://t.co/r0j5UhG5 Munch on!
102: 2012-07-22: I can really only eat about 25 cents worth of a $2 watermelon (even flavored with diesel fuel). http://t.co/pKie09fi
103: 2012-07-13: Coconuts in the tree got to get to the ground somehow. If you get in the way, you could die.
104: 2012-07-09: Vin Diesel is no slouch! He made a couple of his own films before hitting the big time as an actor.
105: 2012-07-06: RT @washingtonpost: Why diets don't work http://t.co/X09nlSRa
106: 2012-07-03: In Texas, nearly all gas stations sell diesel. What else you gonna put in yer truck?
107: 2012-06-25: Europe has a lot of nasty history where people died for their political beliefs. The worst America had was McCarthyism and the Bush era.
108: 2012-05-28: It's not like Walmart killed off Norman Rockwell. He died long ago. Rural shopping B.W. generally sucked. http://t.co/dMjTnPzu
109: 2012-05-28: If you don't try to save an addict, he could die. So be it. For his own sake, let him explore that path alone.
110: 2012-05-09: Once upon a time, when someone had a heart attack or cancer, they died. Now we keep them alive at huge cost.
111: 2012-05-09: Let's get over the delusion that a diet soft drink is "food". There's no food in it. It's a flavored drug delivery system.
112: 2012-05-06: @TrekkieGirls You better pray they have Diet Coke in the 25th Century, else you're gonna die as soon as they reanimate you.
113: 2012-05-06: It's pretty easy to die of inertia. Keep doing what you're doing and fate will pick you off.
114: 2012-04-27: RT @RowdyPrimate: In America, we've made a religion out of diet and exercise. We talk about it incessantly and generally ignore the most ...
115: 2012-04-27: People die pretty much as they lived. They're not usually filled with insight at the last minute.
116: 2012-04-09: A whole generation of UFO investigators has lived and died without getting any closer to "the truth". Martyrs to the cause! Are you next?
117: 2012-04-07: RT @TheBosha: Die today. That's what Jesus would do.
118: 2012-03-22: .@JennyKens It's not an honest opinion if you don't really want them to die.
119: 2012-03-22: RT @JennyKens: @BadDalaiLama what about if I tell someone to Eff off and die? Not very Zen of me, but definitely an honest opinion at t ...
120: 2012-03-11: What would Emily Post think of cellphone conversations in toilet stalls? Poor lady would get the vapors and die of palpitations.
121: 2012-03-03: Don't worry be happy die sooner.
122: 2012-03-03: @ExploreMikeHorn If you don't worry a little, you'll probably die sooner.
123: 2012-02-25: Man waits outside the San Diego Zoo in a bear costume so he can surprise his girlfriend with an engagement ring. http://t.co/mVK9AIDC
124: 2012-02-24: San Diego Natural History Museum - 360Ā° panorama http://t.co/effL2lXy
125: 2012-02-24: Business end of the Allosaurus fragility. (@ San Diego Natural History Museum w/ 2 others) [pic]: http://t.co/tF0wGlzz
126: 2012-02-24: So sad! Some poor elephant had to die to provide tusks for this topiary pachyderm. http://t.co/xkOkfDxh
127: 2012-02-06: A balanced diet and moderate exercise can help you live longer, but super-nutrition or hyper-exercise won't do anything more.
128: 2011-12-30: @xtinewu It's footing failure I'm worried about. Long way down from there! ("She died performing Kashmir in stilettos" is a noble epitaph.)
129: 2011-12-28: RT @MailOnline: Cheeta the chimp dies aged 80 after outliving both of his Tarzan co-stars http://t.co/pYzj7AiU
130: 2011-12-26: Caffeine-free diet Pepsi tastes like regular but doesn't clear the fuzziness in my head. The fuzziness is caused by caffeine withdrawal.
131: 2011-12-16: Reality is like a video game but better designed, with more complexity levels and bigger rewards and risks. Caveat: You can die only once.
132: 2011-12-12: When a truck is careening toward someone, it's easy to convince them, "Move or die!" Not so easy with a creeping threat like drugs.
133: 2011-12-12: Even superheroes have to stop and do their laundry. People are going to die, but you can't be flying around in a soiled supersuit.
134: 2011-12-05: "Who died and made you king of anything?" <== You did, of course! The king would have no power if you hadn't given it to him. #sarabareilles
135: 2011-12-01: A life dedicated to online data and virtual worlds is ultimately no more satisfying than a diet of zero-calorie soft drinks.
136: 2011-11-24: @xtinewu "on what debauchery shall I spend my per diem?" <== You already debauched in NY. Time to be staid and responsibleāand pocket it!
137: 2011-11-12: (Mmmm! The cattle of Robertson's did not die in vain.)
138: 2011-11-06: Has the music died? Is there even one song released in the past four years that they'll still be playing 20 years from now? Name it!
139: 2011-10-27: Bed, Barf & Beyond ā Someday, before I die, I might find something here I need, but not bloody likely!
140: 2011-10-26: There are three kinds of obesity: dietary obesity, possession obesity and entertainment obesity. Frequently they coexist in the same person.
141: 2011-10-23: Why must the music die?
142: 2011-10-23: A mystery of music: Why are so many bands One-Hit Wonders? One hit ought to give you resources to make more, but inspiration seems to die.
143: 2011-10-17: It is hard the grieve for someone who dies while engaged in a death-defying sport. Can't get more Karma than that!
144: 2011-10-07: No diesel fuel is more blessed than Christian diesel fuel. (@ Jesus Christ Is Lord Travel Center) http://t.co/Jkjgvs01
145: 2011-09-14: "Guaranteed Fresh" isn't really a valid selection criteria for a chemical product such as Diet Coke or Hostess Cakes.
146: 2011-09-09: James Dean died at this junction in 1955. http://t.co/RGuy044
147: 2011-08-08: Shocking news from USA Today: You could die at even the best hospitals! http://t.co/tZKLrE2
148: 2011-08-01: To answer an obvious question: No, the @BadDalaiLama never stops moving. As with the sharks, it's either swim or die.
149: 2011-07-09: Only in L.A.: A portion of one of our freeways will be closed for repairs for one weekend. ZOMG! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! #carmaggeddon
150: 2011-07-07: RT @badbanana: "He died doing what he loved, which was clinging to life and trying not to die, which he was very good at until recently."
151: 2011-07-07: @sbellelauren Whew! Read your blog post but can't figure it out. This is your brain on Diet Coke?
152: 2011-07-06: Don't act like you're not going to die.
153: 2011-07-02: Staples of the American diet: carbonated high-fructose corn syrup and chips. http://t.co/8KHV3gf
154: 2011-07-01: Fact: If you die by rodeo in Oklahoma, they name a highway interchange after you. Perished in the line of duty.
155: 2011-06-29: If dietary restrictions weren't available (Kosher, vegan, gluton-free), people would invent them. ("I'll only eat blue things.")
156: 2011-06-16: Porsches must offer SOME sort of reproductive benefit or their owners would have died off long ago. http://bit.ly/m5kOJx via @quippdPsych
157: 2011-05-25: Even if 500 people die this year in tornados, it's still a statistically trivial source of death, behind 1000s of accidents and diseases.
158: 2011-05-18: On My Bucket List: Botch my one and only suicide attack by yelling "Die, infidels!" just a little too soon.
159: 2011-05-13: On My Bucket List: Die while trying to execute a death-defying feat.
160: 2011-05-10: RT @TelegraphNews: Former Nepal foreign minister dies climbing Mount Everest http://tgr.ph/jZTmNc
161: 2011-05-06: Whenever there's a war, who is going to fight and die? The male! We are the cannon fodder of history.
162: 2011-04-22: "You are going to die" in Russian. http://t.co/Xv3Z4Ks
163: 2011-04-16: In Jerusalem, I eat a balanced diet: falafel pita for breakfast, falafel pita for lunch and a sensible falafel pita for dinner.
164: 2011-03-19: Breakfast in the jungles of Kauai: vienna sausages, butterscotch pudding, saltine crackers, root beer barrels, diet Coke http://t.co/wqzLKZt
165: 2011-03-13: Optimists die younger! http://t.co/o6ojiFP via @NewMindMirror "Too much of a sense that 'everything will be just fine' can be dangerous."
166: 2011-03-03: A childhood can't be corrected. Your parents will die. In the end, all that matters is what you want for yourself and how to go about it.
167: 2011-03-03: RT @NewMindMirror: The Downside of Antioxidants - Newsweek http://su.pr/AA5rAC #nutrition #diet #antioxidants
168: 2011-02-28: When I die, I want my body preserved in Sea Salt.
169: 2011-02-22: Real-time news is like a diet of junk food. You get only superficial flavors with little nutrition... sensations without understanding.
170: 2011-02-04: Dieting products, hair-loss treatment, male enhancement, consumer-marketed prescription medicines ā the snake oil of our age!
171: 2011-02-01: World's Oldest Person is a contest with high turnover and no winners. ==> World's oldest woman dies at 115 in Texas http://tgr.ph/hMulk4
172: 2011-02-01: The orchestra is media. The symphony is content. Orchestras die away. Only the symphony remains.
173: 2011-01-22: Every animal that ever lived eventually died, and when it did its flesh decayed leaving behind bones or shellsāso, yeah, lots of fossils.
174: 2011-01-06: Predictions for 2011: Earthquakes will strike without warning, as well as more predictable volcanic eruptions. Many will die!
175: 2011-01-06: Predictions for 2011: Many famous people will dieāin fact 1-2% of the famous people out there! Mostly older ones. Many fans will be sad.
176: 2011-01-05: Humans evolved on a diet of cooked, high-density food, not just nuts and berries. "Back to nature" means whale blubber, suet and kidney pie.
177: 2010-12-24: RT @NewMindMirror: A reversal on carbs: Are sugar and refined grains greater health risks than fat? - LA Times http://su.pr/2H5eIz #diet
178: 2010-12-14: Reality is like a video game but better designed, with more complexity levels and bigger rewards and risks. Caveat: You die only once.
179: 2010-12-09: Even superheroes have to stop and do their laundry. People are going to die, but you can't be flying around in a soiled supersuit.
180: 2010-11-28: A life dedicated to online data and virtual worlds is ultimately no more satisfying than a diet of zero-calorie soft drinks.
181: 2010-11-19: It is good to eat a balanced diet, but the more dietary restrictions we obey, the more barriers we create to our movement and growth.
182: 2010-11-04: When you die, your heirs will hold a garage sale to unload all your useless stuff. Why not do it yourself while still alive and be free?
183: 2010-10-31: The convicted murderer died in his sleep before he could be executed, robbing society of the satisfaction of killing him.
184: 2010-10-18: He died doing the thing he loved most: taking foolish risks.
185: 2010-10-01: Free will dies the moment you say "forever".
186: KilroyCafe: 2010-10-04: No matter the "terror threat" in Europe, you're still more likely to die in a car accident on the way to the airport. http://tgr.ph/9qB7H9
187: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-01: For migraine pain try Trepanation(tm). Lets the good stuff in, the bad stuff out, and when you die your skull can be used as a saltshaker.
188: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-31: They died watching Jeopardy, when the excitement of the Daily Double was just too much.
189: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-30: He died doing what he loved best ā taking foolish risks.
190: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-27: Elvis died of a broken heart. He was famous only for mouthing other people's words, not his own. He was a washed up fake and he knew it.
191: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-26: Shakers and Mormons arose in the same era. Shakers believed in celibacy, Mormons in plural marriage. Shakers died out... I rest my case.
192: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-14: When you die, you will lose control of your own P.R. Your delusions about yourself will be torn down and replaced by other people's.
193: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-28: On my bucket list: Die, then be resurrected 3 days later, only to discover people have totally misinterpreted everything I've said and done.
194: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-28: I've been a lot of places, but I still have a "bucket list" of things to do before I die. http://bit.ly/9fZDfm - My dreams are modest.
195: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-16: If you are a creative artist with a wide portfolio, one of your best career moves is to die. It has been the key to success for thousands!
196: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-15: One of the ways people try to declare their identity is by making up dietary restrictions for themselves. Not the same as real identity.
197: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-15: Everyone has dreams. Hers is to become the world's fattest woman. http://bit.ly/b9W9tO via @Sheamus. There's a dietary identity for you!
198: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-13: The ultimate goal of Capitalism is to allow rich people to buy ridiculous things they don't need before they die like the rest of us.
199: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-25: Things haven't been the same at Wal-Martā¢ since Sam died. It used to be about quality, not just screwing the little guy. (I mean, that too.)
200: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-16: What part of "You're going to die" don't you get?
201: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-15: The only sure way to change someone's behavior is to let them experience the direct consequences of it. Alas, they may die in the process.
202: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-14: Hunter S Thompson and Ernest Hemingway both died from "a single self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head." Is there anyone who died of two?
203: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-14: Free will dies the moment you say "forever". From that point on, love is a contract, not a choice.
204: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-31: "Nothing in this world is truly vegan." (via @aubynr) How true! There are no simple guilt-free policies (in diet or life).
205: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-29: Humor is the alcohol of life. A little of it can loosen people up, but a steady diet of the stuff is just another destructive addiction.
206: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-26: "Marriage is romantic story in which the hero dies in the first chapter!" @Abhiness
207: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-24: We all know about food obesity, but what about entertainment obesity? With a constant diet of empty stimulation, the brain turns flabby.
208: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-20: RT @Tymethief: So 'Carpe Diem" means "Seize the Day." How do you say "throw it back" in Latin?
209: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-15: I am sickened by San Diego's support for the credit card industry. Signs everywhere say, "Go Chargers!"
210: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-06: Winter north of the snowline is dangerous! Without massive protection, you'll die. Why do people do it?
211: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-16: You killed that tree! You didn't do it personally, but it died for you. Is that the kind of Christmas you practice -- a Christmas of DEATH?!
212: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-17: New Photo Album: "Student Protest at San Diego State University" http://bit.ly/XoCL6 - F*ck the Budget Cuts!
213: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-12: What will happen to your Facebook etc after you die? NY Times: http://bit.ly/3FSzbe "Virtual Estates Lead to Real-World Headaches"
214: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-29: Survival of the fittest: If Wal-Mart opens next to a K-Mart, K-Mart will die. It survives only in protected niches Wal-Mart can't get into.
215: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-11: LA Times: "Flawed county system lets children die invisibly" http://bit.ly/2uefW4 - Gives a good picture of child welfare.
216: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-03: My new photo album from Tombstone, Arizona: http://bit.ly/tombstonephotos "The Town Too Tough to Die"
217: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-01: The convicted murderer died in his sleep before he could be executed, robbing society of the satisfaction of killing him.
218: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-22: I bet more people have died driving to the store for hand sanitizer than have died directly from the dreaded swine flu.
219: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-09: Carbonation corrodes teeth, more so than sugar. If you bathe your teeth in soda every day--even diet--you will eventually start losing them.
220: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-27: It's a tragedy that we all have to die, but you still have a little time left, so you need to get cracking!
221: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-24: An unhealthy diet of music is playing the same songs over and over. A better mix is the ambient music all around you that you don't control.
222: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-19: Now I've learned from CNN that I'm not hydrated properly because I don't have the appropriate hydration equipment. I'm gonna die!
223: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-05: All German tourists feel they must visit Death Valley -- in the summer! Some of them die, but Germany keeps making more.
224: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-04: You may be able to control your public image while alive, but when you die the mask will fall and you'll be seen for who you really were.
225: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-19: People can spend a lifetime building a shrine to themselves. Then they die and it's sold for scrap.
226: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-19: A low-fat diet and moderate exercise can help you live longer, but super-nutrition or hyper-exercise don't do anything more.
227: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-18: Most people spend most of their lives positioning themselves for a life that never happens. Then they die.
228: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-27: You have two options in life: grow or die.
229: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-14: When not just any caffeine delivery system will do, you need Pepsi Max "The first diet cola for men." Alas, it's totally gay!
230: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-01: Even superheroes have to do their laundry. Yes, people are going to die, but you can't be flying around in a soiled supersuit.
231: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-08: For all the rock climbers, sky divers, extreme skiers and hang glider pilots who tragically died doing the sport they loved: DUH!
232: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-05: No one dies of TWO self-inflicted gunshot wounds to the head, right? (My tweet 5/4) Gary Webb did! http://bit.ly/TttLn (thx @zcopley)
233: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-04: Hunter S Thompson and Ernest Hemingway both died from "a single self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head." Is there anyone who died of two?
234: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-04: Los Angeles can't fire incompetent teachers. LA Times 5/3: http://bit.ly/weaAr - That's government: Live by the rules, die by the rules.
235: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-26: People choose a WORSE diet when a healthy option is offered. NY Times (4/6): http://bit.ly/9VQBs - An interesting human perception defect.
236: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-26: LA Times: "Study of diets shows what truly counts: calories" (2/26) http://bit.ly/kIUwl - Duh! To lose weight, energy use must exceed input.
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