Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "compute"

For at the start of a word
Dates: after but on or before format: 2013-11-07
Chronological order (oldest first) if checked:

Also try official twitter search for "compute" in @BadDalaiLama - @KilroyCafe - @BadLamaArt. (Word must be exact. Includes reader replies but not BDL retweets.)

Searching the archives for both @BadDalaiLama and @KilroyCafe for Glenn Campbell's tweets. Click on date to view original tweet on Twitter. Search is based on the downloaded archive, which is updated about every two weeks, so this search may not include the most recent tweets. Multi-line tweets may not be complete in this listing. See our Twitter Overview for more info. Help give these tweets new life by retweeting the ones you like.

1: 2015-07-24: These days, being left-handed or right-handed is displayed only in how you hold your computer mouse—unless you happen to be ambimousetrous.
2: 2014-09-21: Clever hacker manages to infect the world's computers with a virus. Goes to prison for it. That's the difference between clever and wise.
3: 2014-08-28: Dispose of your enemies easily: Hack into their computer, deposit child porn there and tip off the police. How many have been framed?
4: 2013-12-12: @hysell What you say does not compute. The male is always rational.
5: 2013-07-19: What a home computer might look like in 2004 + more from the AMAZING WORLD OF TOMORROW:
6: 2013-05-09: The law is an automaton, like a computer or robot. It can't make complex judgments or sensitive adjustments, only follow its programming.
7: 2013-04-14: For those who would waste time, computers provide endless new ways to do it.
8: 2013-04-14: Computers improve the productivity only of people are productive to begin with.
9: 2013-02-25: "China hacked my computer system" is the new "Dog ate my homework."
10: 2013-01-06: RT @philosophytweet: The high tech gypsies and jet set bohemians are leaving the institutions behind. The future is a pocket computer a ...
11: 2012-12-22: Modern movies have a "cast of thousands" but most of them are sitting at computers. #digitalslavery
12: 2012-10-19: RT @nytimes: High & Low Finance: A Computer Lesson From 1987, Still Unlearned by Wall Street
13: 2012-08-28: Introduction to Digital Computers - circa 1962 (video)
14: 2012-07-08: Computers are a boon to the brain, allowing it to outsource routine data processing to focus on what it does best: making judgment calls.
15: 2012-03-15: .@Megabus attracts a better class of clientele than Greyhound. Riders must be able to plan ahead, use a computer and find the obscure stop.
16: 2011-11-30: Home is where the computer and peripheral devices are.
17: 2011-11-23: In computer programming, you encounter a lot of paranormal phenomena—things that defy all logic until you see what you've been overlooking.
18: 2011-10-06: ...humans have been enslaved to computer intelligence, it will be found, in the heart of the universal memory core...
19: 2011-09-28: RT @ebertchicago: Actual videos of images captured from our minds by computers. Nothing is personal.
20: 2011-05-12: Advice to Nigerian scammers: Real Americans rarely use honorifics (Mr, Mrs, Dr). That, and they have spellcheck on their computers.
21: 2011-05-05: "Cognitive resources" are the thinking time required for a task, equivalent to CPU time on a computer.
22: 2011-05-01: Computers can process natural language only to the extent that autistics can: literally and without insight.
23: 2011-04-17: That a computer can win Jeopardy suggests that Jeopardy represents a dumb kind of intelligence any automaton can master.
24: 2011-04-02: Hackers are computerized anarchists, and terrorists seek terror, but a saboteur would subtly break something to achieve a strategic goal.
25: 2011-03-14: @lolahayes Brain storage space may be unlimited, but CPU speed is not. Like a computer, unlimited memory doesn't mean unlimited processes.
26: 2011-03-06: Macochism—n. religion that contends you can change the world merely by choice of computers. Believers willing to endure great pain.
27: 2011-02-01: The human brain is a holistic processing system, seeking higher-level patterns in the data. Where computers see bytes, we hear music.
28: 2011-01-20: Fond memories of having my film seized at NSA Headquarters in 1994. (I gave up my film so they didn't get my computer.)
29: 2011-01-20: Will human consciousness ever be transferrable to a computer? Meh! Not bloody likely! via @quora
30: 2011-01-19: Why, yes, I have read and agreed to your 23-page Terms & Conditions. You're a computer—would I lie to you?
31: 2011-01-07: The only thing about music that has to be "real" is the human voice. Everything else can be computer generated.
32: 2010-12-12: @pau_v "You're prolly computerized..." <== I'm not prolly computerized! His Holiness is only computer assisted in tweet scheduling.
33: 2010-10-19: Your brain is a biological computer driven by emotional needs but you still have to make rational decisions if you expect to survive.
34: KilroyCafe: 2010-11-12: Essentials of Life: 1) food 2) safe place to sleep 3) medical plan 4) smartphone 5) laptop computer 6) Internet 7) power 8) place to sit.
35: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-07: To enjoy the cachet of Macintosh without enduring the computer itself: Take Apple logo, place over Compaq logo. Photo:
36: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-31: Macintoshism — a religion that contends you can change the world merely by choice of computers. Believers willing to endure great hardship.
37: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-30: I could claim that I was a computer battery, but I would be Li-ion.
38: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-29: Essentials of Life: 1) food, 2) safe place to sleep, 3) computer w internet, 4) place to work w A/C power, 5) medical plan.
39: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-15: In defiance of library rules, I take off my shoes, hide them under the desk and compute in my socks alone.
40: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-13: I'm a "Reformed Luddite" -- one who eschews modern technology that isn't overwhelmingly useful. Computers: yes. TV, indoor plumbing: no.
41: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-14: Unless it's your job, you should never install or "fix" anything on someone else's computer, even if they ask you to. It's a boundary issue.
41 tweets found.

(Search module created 7/18/2013)