Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "career"

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Dates: after but on or before format: 2013-11-07
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1: 2018-05-31: On My Bucket List: Destroy my own career with a single tweet.
2: 2017-12-08: On My Bucket List: Build a respectable career in the arts, journalism or public service before resigning in disgrace for sexual misconduct.
3: 2017-11-30: I am so powerful that no one will believe your allegations. If you talk, I will ruin your career.
4: 2017-08-03: When he loses his White House job, Stephen Miller could have a bright career in Hollywood playing a psychopathic killers.
5: 2016-12-13: On My Bucket List: Establish a career in a traditionally male dominated profession.
6: 2015-11-04: My parkour career ended with a backflip over the warning tape, a pirouette around the safety barriers and a plunge down the elevator shaft.
7: 2014-05-31: Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light. Then again, it's not my place to moralistically pass judgment on your career choice.
8: 2014-03-21: Her whole career was one giant selfie. "Everybody look at me!" it said.
9: 2013-09-21: Acting is the ultimate career lottery: A few succeed spectacularly; nearly everyone else fails miserably.
10: 2013-08-08: Guys, a word of helpful career advice: Never photograph your own penis. Doesn't look good on the resume. Keep those privates private!
11: 2013-07-23: @BadDalaiLama The app is free but extorts huge sums from you to not post tweets that could get you fired or kill your political career.
12: 2013-05-11: Career advice: If you are given the chance to be God, politely refuse the job offer. No matter what you do, you just can't win.
13: 2013-03-20: On My Bucket List: Withdraw from a successful comedy career to make "serious" films no one wants to see.
14: 2013-01-18: My TV career explained ==> via @TheOnion
15: 2013-01-09: Lance Armstrong's product endorsement career may not be over. Red Bull? Nicorette Gum? Medicinal marijuana?
16: 2012-11-11: Is "Bond Girl" really a good career move? After the movie, do those chicks fare any better than the villain's disposable henchmen?
17: 2012-11-10: Thinking of changing my career to some unverifiable paranormal field, like Psychic Advisor, Natural Healer or Social Media Expert.
18: 2012-11-04: She was intelligent, educated, loyal to the company. Her career path was thwarted only by her lack of shut-the-fuck-up-and-listen skills.
19: 2012-08-11: RT @MJMcKean: Ryan says Ayn Rand was his inspiration to enter public service, which is a little like Ray Kroc inspiring a career in nut ...
20: 2012-08-10: On My Bucket List: Become a bodybuilder, movie star and Governor of California, ending my career as a caricature of my former self.
21: 2012-08-02: Weddings, babies, headshots and product glamorization. That's your career in photography.
22: 2012-07-20: Consider a rewarding career in the adult entertainment industry. Helping people help themselves!
23: 2012-06-05: Many students travel the world before settling into a normal life of career and family. Why can't they tell a good thing when they have it?
24: 2012-04-09: Acting is a reasonable career choice for those who want to spend the rest of their lives pretending to be someone else.
25: 2011-12-01: On My Bucket List: Have casual sex with a Ghanaian hotel maid in complete disregard of my political career.
26: 2011-10-12: New Video: An oral history of my airline career... and my free flight benefit. - My longest video ever! 1+ hour.
27: 2011-10-04: .@xtinewu "New MJ Cirque du Soleil tour looks amazing!" <== Sometimes the best thing an artist can do for his career is get out of the way.
28: 2011-10-03: It is hard to grasp how many videos I've produced in my 16-month YouTube career until I try to index them.
29: 2011-07-17: There is no more fragile a career choice than one that depends on your good looks and acting ability.
30: 2011-06-11: On My Bucket List: Sabotage my own political career through indiscreet postings on Twitter.... Oh, wait, I've already done that!
31: 2011-05-11: The most boring career is to have to keep repeating something you have already mastered.
32: 2011-04-11: No one can build a career on supplying free content.
33: 2011-04-03: There's no arguing with someone on the rising arc of their career. They have things all worked out and can't conceive of any downside.
34: 2011-04-01: Kids are fun but incredibly labor intensive. If you choose to raise them, you must realize it will be your main career!
35: 2011-03-21: Our channeler's earlier career as an Area 51 activist is recorded in the book "The Dreamland Chronicles" by David Darlington.
36: 2011-03-21: The 'stashe is slashed, opening up a whole new acting career playing the heavy.
37: 2011-02-28: The career field with the greatest density of narcissists is... show business!
38: 2011-02-11: On My Bucket List: A career in sales.
39: 2010-12-08: The Rip Van Winkle Effect is when you step into a career then step put of it 20 years later wondering, "What? Huh? What happened?"
40: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-26: Brilliant career move! Both Elvis and Michael. Couldn't have timed it better!
41: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-14: Elvis, we love you! You were a pathetic wretch when alive, but now that you're dead, you're our god! (Best career move he ever made.)
42: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-14: Established citizens, with homes, marriages, families and careers, live in fragile emotional worlds you must tiptoe around in when visiting.
43: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-16: If you are a creative artist with a wide portfolio, one of your best career moves is to die. It has been the key to success for thousands!
44: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-07: My career as a photographer may be short, but I have photographed many presidents and celebrities:
45: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-24: If a certain career track requires special educational credentials to let you in, it's probably boring as hell anyway.
46: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-18: No moping, tweeters! If you have a problem, solve it. Don't expect affirmation from us for your drinking, career problems, lack of sex, etc.
47: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-03: Acting is the ultimate gambler's career, where a few win huge jackpots but the vast majority fail.
48: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-19: I can think of no more humiliating career than "Actor". What dignity is there in pretending to be someone else?
49: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-10: "Retirement" is only for people who have spent their lives in meaningless careers.
50: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-23: It's easy to say, "I love my town/career/spouse," if you never experience any other. All is fine when you stay within your comfort zone.
51: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-23: A doctor can't accept that medicine isn't the best career for him because he has already invested so much. Any other data is suppressed.
51 tweets found.

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