Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "born"

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1: 2016-03-25: I'm glad I was born a mammal. Mammal babies have it easy. Mom protects them and lets them play. Reptiles are like, "You're on your own kid!"
2: 2015-02-12: For the past 30 years, I have been running into old people—hobbled, fatalistic and given up on change—who were born after I was. So sad!
3: 2014-12-03: I am not an American. I am a citizen of the world who happens to have been born in America.
4: 2014-08-11: Children born with all the advantages are also born into narcissism, not an advantage in the long run.
5: 2014-03-29: RT @TwistedSifter: This Dog was Born with Two Legs. This is His First Time at the Beach http://t.co/sB4GkPCDFd http://t.co/FexQp64jvU
6: 2014-02-04: "Better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life," said every criminal ever born.
7: 2014-01-30: I'm pretty sure I was born the wrong gender, but I'm not sure any other gender would be any better.
8: 2013-12-18: On My Bucket List: Discover through divine revelation that the only true religion is the one I happened to be born into.
9: 2013-12-07: Popular music and commercial entertainment have done more to unite the world than all the diplomats ever born.
10: 2013-11-22: RT @HumanBeam: Be glad you weren't born beautiful. The kind of beauty won thru talent, intelligence, willpower & kindness is far more compe…
11: 2013-10-14: The "official" Aryan Jesus, born of the Virgin Mary somewhere north of the Alps. http://t.co/WOCbArid5G
12: 2013-10-12: On My Bucket List: Fiercely defend the religion or ethnic group I happen to have been born into.
13: 2013-08-11: On My Bucket List: Declare my love for the country, region and religion into which I was born, insisting they are the best.
14: 2013-05-02: The greatest privilege of youth is to have no online record of it. Therefore, it is best to be born before 1975.
15: 2013-04-29: RT @TheBosha: Most modern fundamentalists are like Jesus in that they'll die within 6 miles of where they were born.
16: 2013-01-19: Oxymorons: fundamentalist Episcopalian, Episcopalian terrorist, Episcopalian sectarian violence, Born-Again Episcopalian.
17: 2012-11-15: The most remarkable successes are born in failure, because only when we lose everything are we free to rethink the problem.
18: 2012-10-27: @LadyFriday Hmmm. I see religion.. not a rebellious topic. Sort of like Born Again bikers. The Milquetoast Rebels of Bayshore?
19: 2012-09-21: Many tragedies were born on eBay. An impulsive bid, the joy of winning, then, "OMG, what am I going to do with it?"
20: 2012-07-21: .@nicolejensen I kid you not. When the baby is born, is her first loyalty the company or the baby? Don't tell me "I can do both." #yahoo
21: 2012-07-04: Do not expect the young to bear the burdens of history before they were born. They have their own lives to lead.
22: 2012-06-02: RT @ShitYoungPplSay: I wish I'd never been born.
23: 2012-05-20: Intelligence is a philosophy and a lifestyle choice. It is not something you are born with but something you choose to be.
24: 2012-05-16: Patriotism is your unquestioning faith in whatever country you happen to be born in.
25: 2012-05-01: Nevada calls itself "Battle Born" but never actually experienced any battles, only an endless series of booms and busts.
26: 2012-03-07: Smith Mary want to be my friend on Facebook. Born in united state. Live in nigeria. http://t.co/aWbx5GGy
27: 2012-03-06: My playlist starts with Stephen Foster but doesn't really take off until I was, like, born. #songsinmyhead
28: 2012-03-03: My new nephew was born on February 29, so he's never going to get old.
29: 2012-02-06: "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." — George Bernard Shaw
30: 2011-12-09: Truth is the hypothesis borne out by eventual fact.
31: 2011-11-10: All of us were born clueless. Nonetheless, the world around us has a structure independent of our wishes and we have to learn what it is.
32: 2011-10-10: Ohio calls itself the "Birthplace of Aviation"—meaning Orville and Wilbur Wright were born here (but flew their plane in North Carolina).
33: 2011-08-13: We shall never overcome the curse of the parents we were born to.
34: 2011-08-06: Being a Born-Again Christian allows you to feel confident and superior even when your life is obviously going nowhere.
35: 2011-07-16: You can't be blamed for the family you were born into, but the same can't be said for romance, where you get what you set yourself up for.
36: 2011-07-10: The bikini was born 75 years ago and named after the 1946 atomic test at Bikini Atoll. http://ti.me/mOCjeR
37: 2011-04-18: Jerusalem is testament to the human willingness to believe in whatever system you were born into.
38: 2011-03-31: RT @bornslippy69: “@BadDalaiLama: Fact: Your Hawaiian citizenship is revoked if you fail to renew your Costco membership.” yes you must. ...
39: 2011-03-30: Agnostics are to atheists what quiet Christians are to born-again, Bible-thumping evangelicals.
40: 2011-03-22: Each of us is born into a set of assumptions about what in life is necessary. Travel crushes some of them, leaving only what is real.
41: 2011-03-13: It's always suspicious when the city/country/religion that one happens to have been born into turns out to be the greatest in the world.
42: 2011-03-13: RT @dykemovies: The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born. - Elayne Boosler
43: 2010-12-19: Heroes are neither made nor born but are invented by the press whenever they are needed.
44: 2010-12-18: So Jesus was born of the Virgin Mary, who was married to Joseph. Does that mean married people didn't have sex back then?
45: 2010-12-08: Truth is the hypothesis that is borne out by eventual fact.
46: 2010-11-11: The most spectacular failures are born in success, when we overestimate our own abilities and commit ourselves to the unsustainable.
47: 2010-11-03: Intelligence begins with skepticism—the willingness to question the assumptions you were born into.
48: 2010-11-01: Isn't it amazing how the religion you were born into just happens to be the right one? That's the magic of faith!
49: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-24: Ain't it amazing how the religion you were born into just happens to be the right one. That's the magic of faith!
50: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-22: "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." — George Bernard Shaw
51: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-12: It is an accident of fate that you were born in this body under these circumstances, but it is your choice what to make of them.
52: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-18: Just by virtue of our being born, wheels are set in motion that we cannot stop. The noblest thing we can do is master those wheels.
53: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-15: Most violence is born of paranoia. In some distorted way, the perpetrator believes he is under threat and is merely defending himself.
54: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-25: Aren't you lucky that of all the religious sects and beliefs in the world, you happened to be born into the right one!
55: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-12: So Jesus was born of the Virgin Mary, but Mary was married to Joseph. Does that mean married people didn't have sex back then?
56: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-01: The greatest human disasters are usually born in euphoria. You overestimate your own abilities, so you take on more than you can handle..
57: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-15: I am a citizen of Walmartania. Born and raised here. I'm not always proud of it, but it's my country.
58: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-11: Star Trek movie fact checking: In the 23rd Century, Kirk's parents didn't know his gender until he was born. See how far we've come!
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