Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "alien"

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Dates: after but on or before format: 2013-11-07
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1: 2015-05-12: True fact about aliens: They would never abduct any of those people who claim to have been abducted. They have higher standards than that.
2: 2015-03-26: "Take us to your leader," said the aliens, so I sent them to Merkel.
3: 2015-03-17: RT @Peripatetia: Area 51 Alien Center and Brothel, Armagosa Junction, Nevada (now) 4x #Hyperlapse #video
4: 2014-12-31: When the aliens land and want to negotiate with our planet, they'll probably go to Merkel.
5: 2014-12-16: Searching the galaxy for alien life, the worst thing may be finding it. Proudly presenting ourselves, it may swat us like a fly.
6: 2014-12-16: The universe may be teeming with life. Aliens may even have visited Earth. But that is irrelevant to my own life at present.
7: 2014-12-05: Aliens Are Probably Everywhere, Just Not Anywhere Near Humans
8: 2014-11-16: If Scandinavia ruled the world, society would be just, the aliens could land, and Earth would already be part of the Galactic Federation.
9: 2014-10-28: Old guy, now dead, claims to have worked with alien craft at Area 51. Video, article and comments.
10: 2014-09-21: If planet Earth consisted entirely of Scandinavia, the aliens could land without fear and Earth would join the Galactic Federation.
11: 2014-09-06: Invading aliens in the 1950s were bound to ask: "Why do you Earth women scream so much?" and "How do you have such cone-shaped breasts?"
12: 2014-08-28: A million UFO sightings—categorized, analyzed and documented on video—is worth less than a small sample of alien DNA.
13: 2014-05-21: UFO researchers are always frustrated by how well the aliens cover their tracks. It's like they weren't even there.
14: 2014-04-27: RT @nypost: Bill Clinton says that it's only a matter of time before he meets an alien. He's wrong
15: 2014-04-16: Bill Clinton saying very convincingly that there are no aliens at Area 51. On Jimmy Kimmel a week ago.
16: 2014-04-06: Rowell Walmart in 2009. One-stop shopping for all your alien needs. FB album:
17: 2014-04-06: Rancher to alien: "Now you clean up this mess right away!"
18: 2014-03-09: Dear aliens: No contact please! Keep your warp drives. We can't even handle our own technology. We don't need yours.
19: 2013-11-30: RT @TheBosha: If you or I didn't find Bigfoot, ghosts or aliens as often as these reality shows don't find Bigfoot, ghosts or aliens we'd l…
20: 2013-11-24: The first rule of getting what you want from life is: Don’t alienate your service providers!
21: 2013-10-05: The first rule of getting what you want from life: Don’t alienate your service providers!
22: 2013-09-17: If aliens created us and have been been visiting our planet ever since, that doesn't change a damn thing about what we have to do on Earth.
23: 2013-08-27: Dear sociopaths: You don't have to care about people. Just don't eat or alienate your service providers.
24: 2013-08-20: Einstein and Oppenheimer babble bureaucratically about alien contact in Top Secret document. via @ohboywhatashot
25: 2013-07-21: Solution to the UFO mystery: An advanced race of alien cats. With laser pointers. Getting even.
26: 2013-06-29: Ambassador Merlyn Merlin II, Nevada's only alien lobbyist, departed Earth 12 years ago. More
27: 2013-05-14: The latest Star Trek movies are action packed, but there's something missing… an alien quality the TV series' had: intelligence!
28: 2013-05-02: Evidently, aliens preferred to visit Earth in the mid-20th Century, after World War II but before cell phones and video cameras.
29: 2013-04-13: @thexdoctorx I believe aliens are completely irrelevant to our life on Earth and are not the best use of my own limited time.
30: 2013-04-13: Attention UFO fans: The fact that something is secret does not imply aliens or conspiracies. There are plenty of human reasons for secrecy.
31: 2013-04-05: Warning to the aliens: Don't expect intelligence in the first human you meet. You'll have to run through quite a few.
32: 2013-04-04: Transgender surgery? Gimme a break! We are ALL trapped in alien bodies. Don't waste half a lifetime trying to fix yours.
33: 2013-02-19: It may be hard for the aliens to accept, but they have to face the truth: I don't care if they exist.
34: 2013-02-10: @lawnrocket That's freaky. I guess video games have potential, but the core young male audience just wants to KILL ALIENS.
35: 2013-01-25: The Prime Directive is not just for protection of indigenous cultures but also alien visitors, who can easily get in over their heads.
36: 2013-01-10: Solution to the UFO mystery: an advanced race of alien cats. With laser pointers. Getting even.
37: 2013-01-09: At least the aliens had the good sense to land only in the 1950s and 60s and not today when everyone has a video camera.
38: 2013-01-09: Aliens have not yet announced themselves on this planet, but it's not too soon to ask them to leave. Earth for Earthlings!
39: 2013-01-09: Dear aliens: The abductions that cannot be proven must end!
40: 2013-01-08: IN CASE OF ALIEN INVASION: Keep calm. Turn on the news. See the aliens. Turn OFF the news. Go back to whatever you were doing. Fuck aliens!
41: 2013-01-08: First rule of ufology: The aliens are always in the next hangar.
42: 2012-12-24: No alien implant or parasitic invasion is more insidious than the Christmas carol stuck in ones head.
43: 2012-12-13: God, aliens and psychic phenomena, if they exist, are keeping a low profile. Until they come out, we have to conduct our lives without them.
44: 2012-11-03: Attention Conspiracy Theorists: The fact that a bank has tight security does not imply a cover-up, conspiracy or alien presence. #area51
45: 2012-10-20: A classic alien abduction and a typical abductee.
46: 2012-10-08: RT @KilroyCafe: Among adult humans, curiosity is rare. They may notice an alien presence in their environment, but they won't change cou ...
47: 2012-08-24: I'm suffering from an extreme alien abduction deficit. Hundreds of nights alone in the desert and not a single (conscious) UFO encounter.
48: 2012-08-18: RT @laurenahayes: Insane RT: @benwakeling: A child's skull, before their milk teeth fall out. This is freakier than all Aliens combined ...
49: 2012-08-16: The most important responsibility of gods and aliens is to not give people false hope.
50: 2012-08-09: @cottonmouth1 Lucky the alien presence didn't detect me. (Probably because of all the noisy children all around me.)
51: 2012-08-09: Alien presence detected in caverns below Omaha! Scary 4-minute video shot yesterday
52: 2012-08-07: Bizarre Alien Train observed last night in Cheyenne, Wyoming (3-minute video)
53: 2012-07-07: You know in the movie "Alien" when they try to cut the alien off John Hurt's face but it just squeezes harder? That. #whyyoucantquitfacebook
54: 2012-07-02: If aliens landed in a field beside the highway, many motorists would turn their heads but few would stop their cars.
55: 2012-05-24: Most realistic crime show ever: "Jerk Detective". Cop is brilliant at solving crimes but his ego alienates everyone. New partner every week.
56: 2012-04-26: @RhodiHawk Could be an alien pod. If it explodes in your face it's only a matter of time before a lizard bursts out of your chest. #watchout
57: 2012-04-19: I feel totally at home in any place where I am an alien.
58: 2012-04-13: Alien sighting on this flight.
59: 2012-04-09: If aliens visiting Earth are a superior race, they will reveal themselves when they choose to. Until then, relax. Focus on earthly life.
60: 2012-04-06: RT @TheBosha: MEMO re: Ancient aliens
61: 2012-04-03: Another alien abduction. I get a lot of inquiries like this.
62: 2012-01-17: You gotta admire the aliens for their light touch. They're intervening in Earth affairs only when they have to, which is apparently never.
63: 2012-01-16: Take away clothes and sexual attraction and the human body is this weird, furless, gangly contraption. If I were an alien, I'd go "Eeeeek!"
64: 2012-01-16: My new philosophy blog entry: "Santa Claus and the Aliens: Charities that Don't Work"
65: 2012-01-15: Imagine aliens landing on Earth, doing a song and dance, then getting back in their spaceship and leaving. That's what most charity is.
66: 2012-01-14: I find it hard to take aliens seriously when they use a fixed-pitch Courier font. (A sans-serif Futura? Maybe.)
67: 2011-12-28: UFO Welcome Center, Bowman, SC. (The aliens are operating on a different timescale than us, so you must be patient.)
68: 2011-12-28: Waiting for the aliens to arrive... and waiting and waiting... (@ UFO WELCOME CENTER) [pic]:
69: 2011-12-21: I am a UFO agnostic. If aliens exist, I'm just grateful that they're staying out of our business.
70: 2011-12-06: Look at how Earth has handled global warming or the economic crisis and you can imagine the political paralysis if aliens landed.
71: 2011-12-06: The most frightening thing about alien contact is that we, as humans, would be totally incapable of a coordinated planetary response to it.
72: 2011-12-02: NSA bugging your phone? KGB watching your house? Aliens invading your brain? Relax! Now all of these services are managed by Google!
73: 2011-11-30: Don't believe any Area 51 show you see on television - especially if I'm in it! There's no evidence of aliens there, just bad reality TV.
74: 2011-10-31: Aren't we all alien visitors to this planet?
75: 2011-10-31: A visitor to an alien planet is not responsible for the fate of that world but only for the effects of his own actions.
76: 2011-09-24: Hollywood armageddon involves alien invasion, viral infection or nuclear war, but the real apocalypse will be economic.
77: 2011-09-02: @xtinewu The dark side of the moon is where the alien bases are. Did you see them?
78: 2011-08-19: Alien craft.
79: 2011-08-19: Alien Fresh Jerky, Baker, California.
80: 2011-08-14: @LetsGo2TheBeach The central pavilion at LAX—or an alien craft. You decide.
81: 2011-07-29: Just saw the movie "Cowboys and Aliens". SPOILER ALERT: Cowboys win, humanity is saved! (although things were looking grim for a while)
82: 2011-06-29: I got aliens on the brain at Area 51. (6/14)
83: 2011-06-17: #### End live one-hour essay: "Alien Birth Control"
84: 2011-06-17: Only the aliens can save us from ourselves. Only they can say, "No more babies 'til you take care of the ones you already have."
85: 2011-06-17: Alien-imposed birth control should be released only when the humans prove they can procreate responsibly.
86: 2011-06-17: The aliens, with their advanced technology, should be able to prevent human reproduction, perhaps by disabling sperm or neutralizing libido.
87: 2011-06-17: .@dunebat "Or the aliens could implement one themselves." <== It is not their place to make the policy, only to insist there be one.
88: 2011-06-17: I have only one request of the aliens: Sterilize the human race until they implement a credible parental licensing program.
89: 2011-05-19: Alien anal probe, Pensacola, Florida.
90: 2011-05-01: Evil is something that invades the soul, replicates itself and spreads from person to person like an alien virus.
91: 2011-04-25: Lessons of Childhood #2: Whenever you hear a theremin, a sinister alien encounter is imminent. Run!
92: 2011-04-02: It doesn't matter if aliens are visiting our planet or ghosts are haunting our mansions. They are shifty characters you just can't rely on!
93: 2011-03-30: If invading aliens had any brains, they'd disable our electronics first. Then everyone would be like "Huh? What happened? What do we do?"
94: 2011-03-24: .@lolahayes "I come in peace" <== Alien bromide or masturbatory serenity?
95: 2011-02-26: Alien life might not be so different. They will know pi, physics, death, the struggle of individual vs society and the fragility of life.
96: 2011-01-28: You got to give those aliens credit: At least they're staying out of our business! Anything they did would just screw us up more.
97: 2011-01-27: Aliens make poor benefactors. They don't understand the planets they are trying to help and often end up making matters worse.
98: 2011-01-10: Paul, the Area 51 alien, movie trailer. (I can confidently say I had nothing to do with this.)
99: 2011-01-10: Transgender issues seem silly. We are ALL aliens in our bodies! Changing your gender won't resolve your problems, only promise to.
100: 2010-12-16: Aliens did not create the problems of Planet Earth. It is unreasonable to expect them to save us.
101: 2010-12-12: The alien data is in! UFO sightings, plotted geographically, tend to cluster around cities where there are UFO groups.
102: 2010-12-01: NSA bugging your phone? KGB watching your house? Aliens invading your brain? Relax! Now you can consolidate all these services with Google!
103: 2010-11-08: The most bizarre and alien organism is our own body. How did we get stuck inside this?
104: 2010-10-30: If alien life presents itself to us, we'll have to deal with it. Until then, searching for it is a poor use of our resources.
105: 2010-10-16: Solution to the UFO mystery: an advanced race of alien cats. With laser pointers. Trying to get even.
106: 2010-09-26: Paranoia is a defense against loneliness. If the CIA is bugging your phone and aliens are probing your mind, at least somebody cares!
107: KilroyCafe: 2010-12-09: RT @jleico: UFOs & Extraterrestrials Aliens Working Alongside Humans at Area 51
108: KilroyCafe: 2010-10-16: RT @BadDalaiLama: Solution to the UFO mystery: an advanced race of alien cats. With laser pointers. Trying to get even.
109: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-20: Photo: @TheBosha interviewed in an undisclosed location. Acknowledges tunnels could contain alien life. (Aug. 8)
110: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-08: @TheBosha I understand there are SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS throughout Pennsylvania. Is that where they're keeping the aliens?
111: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-30: The most important responsibility of gods and aliens is to not give people false hope. The locals have to work things out for themselves.
112: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-12: According to sources, there are UNDERGROUND TUNNELS under the streets of New York City! Could this be where the government keeps the aliens?
113: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-28: Among adult humans, curiosity is rare. They may notice an alien presence in their environment, but they won't change course to investigate.
114: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-13: If the aliens finally came to rescue me I'd say, "No, thanks!" Maybe not the best planet but it's workable and I still have things to do.
115: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-10: The aliens are playing with us, giving us tantilizing evidence but never enough and leaving us hanging in the end. Sort of like #Lost.
116: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-10: Mystery cocoons discovered at St. Louis shopping mall. Photo album of my investigation: - I conduct an "alien autopsy".
117: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-04: Once we discover alien life and sit down to talk with them about the important things, we'll probably find they don't know shit either!
118: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-28: If alien life presents itself to us, we'll have to deal with it. Until then, searching for it is a poor use of our resources.
119: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-29: The place that most impressed me in Australia was Coober Pedy, a town with many houses built underground. Totally alien and unexpected!
120: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-15: Solution to the UFO mystery: an advanced race of alien cats. With laser pointers. Trying to get even.
121: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-22: If the NSA is bugging your phone and aliens are probing your mind, well, at least somebody cares!
122: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-26: Whatever UFOs may be, they are not interfering in our planet in any big way, which is the most we can expect of any alien race.
123: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-26: Aliens did not create the problems of Planet Earth. We did! It is unreasonable to expect aliens to solve our problems for us.
124: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-11: If UFOs exist, you got to give them credit for obeying the Prime Directive. That's the most you can ask of any alien race.
125: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-11: When aliens abduct hysterical women from their beds, they always bring them back - sadly.
126: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-02: Stopped again at the Little A'Le'Inn and had a World Famous Alien Burger. Just as I remembered: awful! Obviously, the aliens weren't fresh.
127: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-19: Sleep paralysis is the nightly disabling of motor muscles to prevent injury while dreaming. AKA incubus, alien abduction.
128: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-10: We are all aliens here. One morning we woke up on this strange planet, in a body we didn't choose, living with a really bizarre family.
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