Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "air"

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1: 2018-11-03: This was always a fear of mine when working on the ramp for US Airways in Las Vegas. Had he fallen asleep in an Airbus with an unpressurized hold, he would be dead.
2: 2018-04-27: On CNN playing at the airport, I have just learned about the tragedy of Peyronie's disease. 😢 So much suffering. So many profit opportunities. 💰
3: 2018-01-30: Delta informs me that I flew 73,859 miles on Delta and partner airlines in 2017. That doesn't include a few domestic trips and two trips to Africa on other airlines, so 100,000 miles is a good guess.
4: 2017-12-12: All I want for Christmas is you. I don’t know why I thought that. It must be in the air or something.
5: 2017-04-14: California has airports named after John Wayne and Bob Hope, but at this point how many travelers can even name any of their movies?
6: 2017-03-20: RT @Peripatetia: Nervous traveler at the Boston airport (today).
7: 2017-03-19: I'm very sad when my iPhone has to go through the x-ray machine at the airport. We shouldn't have to be separated for so long. 😥
8: 2016-06-16: It's okay to name your airline Pegasus or Hermes, but Icarus? Not a good idea.
9: 2015-12-22: It's not an airport. It's an "aviation experience".
10: 2015-11-19: To see what people are made of, watch how they respond to an airline delay. This is the same way they will respond to any stress.
11: 2015-07-26: RT @Peripatetia: Keflavik Airport, Iceland (Sept 2012)
12: 2015-05-07: "In my nightmares, I am sitting in Economy Comfort on a Delta Airlines flight..."
13: 2015-04-17: Standard female Instagram account: selfie, selfie, food, selfie with friends, flower, selfie, food, selfie, airplane wing, selfie on beach.
14: 2015-02-17: RT @Peripatetia: On approach to LaGuardia Airport (2 days ago)
15: 2015-02-14: Condé Nast Traveler is the Playboy of travel magazines, an airbrushed fantasy no man can actually possess.
16: 2014-06-05: Washington, DC from the air (yesterday)
17: 2014-06-04: Creepy lady at the airport. (15 sec video) @ Boston Logan International Airport
18: 2014-05-11: Don't really know why you need a lighthouse at 6700 feet. To warn the airships I guess. @BadDalaiLama
19: 2014-05-11: I didn't even know Wiggins had an Airways.
20: 2014-05-10: Made some new updates to my cheap Europe airfare guide. If you plan to visit this summer, now is the time to book.
21: 2014-05-10: Airfare observation: During the summer, it is pretty much the same price to fly from JFK to India as JFK to Europe.
22: 2014-05-04: A freaky information booth at the Munich airport. You press a button on the console and talk to a real…
23: 2014-05-04: What will it be? Coffee, Espresso, Hot Chocolate or "Wiener Melange"? (Munich Airport, Apr 14)
24: 2014-05-03: Peeking into a sleeping box called a NapCab at the Munich airport (April 14)
25: 2014-05-02: Nothing beats the First Class experience at JFK Airport (April 8)
26: 2014-04-24: Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds @ London City Airport
27: 2014-04-14: Being a former airline employee means I know an A320 has a 35-minute turn time, so if it isn't at the gate now I have 20+ min. to goof off.
28: 2014-04-08: Intended to fly British Airways to London. Ended up here.
29: 2014-03-22: Annoying children from Wisconsin on an airport bus in Sarasota (yesterday)
30: 2014-03-18: A pilot's simple theory about the Malaysian Airlines flight: electrical fire.
31: 2014-03-15: My transatlantic airfare tips: - Ideas for crossing the Pond at the lowest price.
32: 2014-03-11: Canadian aviators invade Pentagon airspace (yesteday)
33: 2014-03-10: Detroit airport tram (15 sec video)
34: 2014-03-02: RT @MiriamElder: Now it's serious. Russia's state-run Channel One says it won't air the Oscars tonight because of events in Ukraine http://…
35: 2014-02-14: Norwegian Air Shuttle - New airline with extraordinarily low fares between USA and Europe. Article: @TIME
36: 2014-02-07: An essential airline safety video from Tripp & Tyler
37: 2014-01-24: Joaquin Phoenix of "Her" interviewed this week on Fresh Air - sounding at lot like his characters.
38: 2014-01-10: As a former Alaska resident, I know boiling water does NOT turn to ice in the air at -40°. It lands as boiling water!
39: 2014-01-06: My flight was delayed six hours. Thinking of suing the airline for the emotional pain and suffering of listening to irate passengers.
40: 2014-01-04: A courtesy to stranded passengers at the MSP airport: mattresses!
41: 2014-01-01: Good morning 2014! Waking in Baggage Claim at the Detroit airport @ Baggage Claim #6
42: 2014-01-01: New Years Eve at the Charlotte airport
43: 2013-12-20: Hanging with the fishes (15 sec video) @ Sarasota-Bradenton International Airport (SRQ)
44: 2013-12-09: Hyperspeed taxi to the gate (15 sec video) @ Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport (ATL)
45: 2013-12-03: Hyperspeed takeoff from Seattle Airport before dawn this morning (15 sec timelapse video)
46: 2013-11-27: Airfare Tip: Check seat maps. Don't rush to buy a higher fare if lots of seats are available on that flight. That fare could come down.
47: 2013-11-27: Airfare Tip: "Rogue" airfares are unusually low ones offered for only a few seats. They can pop up anywhere, anytime, so be ready for them.
48: 2013-11-27: Airfare Tip: Make liberal use of 24-hour free cancellation. If you see a great airfare, buy it, then decide if you really want it.
49: 2013-11-27: Airfare Tip: Survey a variety of dates for your route to tell you the lowest fare possible. That's your target "buy" point.
50: 2013-11-27: Airfare Tip: Unless a peak holiday, there's rarely benefit in buying tix more than 1 month before. You lose freedom but get no better fare.
51: 2013-11-25: RT @KimKierkegaard: Can't wait for you to try my new fragrance. It reeks of modern life's nauseating air.
52: 2013-11-22: "Introduction to Fuel Dumping" - on a blog dedicated to finding low airfares
53: 2013-11-22: "Fuel dumping" - enlightening article on saving money on intl airfares.
54: 2013-11-07: Jumbo jet take-off from a very small airport (15-sec video) @ Knuffingen Airport (Miniatur Wunderland)
55: 2013-10-31: Riga, Latvia - new airport photos shot today.
56: 2013-10-22: US Airways — often a bridesmaid, never a bride. Maybe it's the halitosis.
57: 2013-10-22: Airfare Tip: Since most airlines now allow free cancellation within 24 hours, always recheck airfares the day after you buy a ticket.
58: 2013-10-22: New York City from the Air - new photo album
59: 2013-10-15: Manhattan seen from Newark Airport (Oct. 10)
60: 2013-10-10: Yosemite seen from the air on 10/2. This is currently the only way to see it thx to shutdown
61: 2013-10-10: Quarterback in training, San Francisco Airport
62: 2013-10-09: JFK Airport, June 22
63: 2013-10-09: RT @latimes: Think your last flight was long? Some birds remain airborne for 200 consecutive days -- eating, sleeping on the fly http://t.c…
64: 2013-10-02: In exchange for raping the airline by buying rock-bottom airfares, they insist on upgrading me to First Class and calling me "Mr. Campbell".
65: 2013-09-23: European cut-rate airlines: a primer - Not mentioned: airBaltic, Pegasus
66: 2013-09-19: Transatlantic Airfare Tips - my first blog entry dictated to my iPhone
67: 2013-09-18: It's hard to see the airline making any money here.
68: 2013-09-13: A shameless display of Texasness. @ George Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH)
69: 2013-09-12: Anchorage Airport, July 2. 15-second Instagram video: Took a lot of planes to get it right!
70: 2013-09-12: Philadelphia Airport (2 days ago)
71: 2013-08-28: RT @theburiedlife: "Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls."
72: 2013-08-23: Primitive consumer devices of the late 20th Century. @ Motel 6 Reno Airport - Sparks
73: 2013-08-14: Charleston Airport (this morning)
74: 2013-07-28: I will neither skydive through the air nor scuba dive below the sea. I like it right here on the surface where I can breathe and not fall.
75: 2013-07-25: Tip: Suitcase wheels are fine for airport floors but give out quickly on city streets. Get a folding luggage cart.
76: 2013-07-25: On an airport bus in San Jose (30 minutes ago)
77: 2013-07-17: Atlanta from the air (July 1) + more American from the air:
78: 2013-07-15: Oxymoron Alert: "Wilkes-Barre/Scranton International Airport"
79: 2013-07-03: A big guy drops in at the Anchorage Airport (last night) + More airports:
80: 2013-07-02: Waiting, waiting... Atlanta airport (8 hours ago) + More airports & airplanes:
81: 2013-06-28: "Zen and the Art of Baggage Handling"—my 2008 article on the apes who abuse your bags at a major airline. I was one!
82: 2013-06-28: Airports, Airplanes and Aerial Photos - new index of my photo albums
83: 2013-06-24: Miami International, yesterday + More airport photos:
84: 2013-06-23: A fair addition to the FF account. (@ Miami International Airport (MIA) w/ 43 others) [pic]:
85: 2013-06-22: Boys & fashion tempt a young lady. (@ Amsterdam Airport @Schiphol (AMS) w/ 106 others) [pic]:
86: 2013-06-16: Teargas in the air. It is starting again! Riot police rush past the hostel.
87: 2013-06-08: Arrived! (@ Santorini (Thira) National Airport (JTR) Κρατικός Αερολιμένας Σαντορίνης) [pic]:
88: 2013-06-08: Back at the Athens airport for my 30-minute flight to my final destination.
89: 2013-06-07: 11pm. Got 8-hour overnight layover between flights. Was going to sleep at airport, but feeling great. Let's go tour Athens! #nosleeptonight
90: 2013-06-06: Istanbul or Constantinople? (@ İstanbul Atatürk Airport (IST) - @istanbulairport w/ 250 others) [pic]:
91: 2013-05-24: La Guardia Airport (yesterday) ... Best photos of children:
92: 2013-05-14: "The King of Queens" was a popular television sitcom airing between 1998 and 2007, but only now did I realize there's a pun in the name.
93: 2013-04-25: Mojave Desert: my camping spot near Edwards Air Force Base – 360° panorama
94: 2013-04-17: @ThatsWright Not all of us! Some of us will be burned and turned into air pollution. Others will be entombed in metal caskets for eons.
95: 2013-04-14: U.S. Capitol from Reagan Airport (3 hours ago) ... More photos from Washington:
96: 2013-04-13: Low-fat butter! How remarkable! You can lower the fat content of butter just by adding... air!
97: 2013-04-10: Traveler's Tip: For the best view out a plane window, sit on the side away from the sun. That's usually the north side of the aircraft.
98: 2013-04-06: On top of the world, San Bernardino International Airport - 360° panorama
99: 2013-03-02: RT @CourtneyReimer: Scene: Airplane. Flight attendants shuffle about. Lady: She's NOT pretty. Remember when they were pretty?
100: 2013-02-22: @lawnrocket There is a place in this world for aircraft carriers. I admire those slow-moving behemoths—from afar.
101: 2013-02-22: Welcome to the Hotel California. Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air... but it's "medicinal" colitas of course.
102: 2013-02-20: Why stop at hand sanitizer? Maybe you need air sanitizer too! Because germs are EVERYWHERE!
103: 2013-02-15: "Airports I Have Known" - my photos from airports around North America over past 5 years:
104: 2013-02-15: Havana, Cuba - a destination not often seen at US airports. Spotted yesterday in cellphone lot at Tampa Intl.
105: 2013-02-15: "American Airlines and US Airways agree to merge and create world's worst airline." @theharryshearer
106: 2013-02-14: U.S. Capitol from the air: close-up from 2 days ago. — More photos: Washington from the Air
107: 2013-02-14: U.S. Capitol from the air (two days ago)
108: 2013-02-06: Fort Mifflin, on approach to PHL (2/1) ... More photos from the air:
109: 2013-02-02: De-icing in Pittsburgh. 5 minutes of raw airport action shot yesterday morning.
110: 2013-01-30: Princess sighting at the Orlando Airport (May 2012)
111: 2013-01-28: One week in Paradise — Airfare $155. Car rental $150. Gas $50. Food $75. Lodging $0. New pair of pants $15. Total = $445. (re @BadDalaiLama)
112: 2013-01-22: Tropical car camping tips: 4) Bring a light airline blanket as nighttime temps could dip into the 70s. Brrrr! (re @BadDalaiLama)
113: 2013-01-18: Latitude is really weird. As soon as you get north of Georgia, you don't even need air conditioning!
114: 2012-12-31: One young man living the dream. (Orlando Airport)
115: 2012-12-30: The hidden downside of an "on-time" airline: If your connecting flight is late, they won't hold the next plane for you.
116: 2012-12-29: Philadelphia International Airport. This morning.
117: 2012-12-27: The Pierre Trudeau Airport is nice, but the Margaret Trudeau Airport would be a lot more fun.
118: 2012-12-25: Bald headed guy flying to an airport named "YUL" on Christmas Day. Double serendipity?
119: 2012-12-24: The real Bethlehem at Christmas: no snow, no chill in the air. Thin people in Santa suits. American-style Christmas decorations.
120: 2012-12-22: St. Thomas and Puerto Rico are next to each other, but St. Thomas is atrociously priced while PR is the same as the USA. Same tropical air!
121: 2012-11-21: His one brush with fame was being the subject of an airport-wide page when he was the last passenger boarding a flight to Cleveland.
122: 2012-11-14: Libertarian air traffic control would let any pilot fly wherever he wants. If planes collide, that just helps pilots learn.
123: 2012-10-29: They got European pricing just outside the Orlando airport (but I'm paying it cuz late).
124: 2012-10-28: Hypothesis: Sex and blood-to-blood contact are always risky events, since they occur so rarely. No so for airborne, food and surface germs.
125: 2012-10-27: RT @jonathan_katz: Sandy is working it's way North and already has claimed the lives of two local weatherman who have been on-air for 48 ...
126: 2012-10-16: JetBlue has a pretty decent fare sale if you book TODAY - Other airlines might match the fares.
127: 2012-10-05: Men's room, Philadelphia Int'l Airport - 360° panorama - DON'T ASK ME WHY
128: 2012-09-25: Now four years on the road (since airline layoff). Can't imagine living in a fixed residence. How do you people do it?
129: 2012-09-21: Greenland from the air - photos shot Monday from 35,000 feet Sample:
130: 2012-09-12: Riga International Airport, Latvia - moody photos shot today Sample:
131: 2012-09-06: "The snow never melts in the ears of trolls that have turned to stone at dawn in the moors." (Keflavik Airport)
132: 2012-08-28: Westchester County Airport (yesterday)
133: 2012-08-14: The Watergate complex, on approach to Reagan Airport this morning ... More from Washington
134: 2012-07-29: Being able to fly a plane does not mean you can run an airline. Technical skills do not imply management skills.
135: 2012-07-24: Once you have a cheap airfare, everything else will fall into place — thanks to
136: 2012-07-24: Find a cheap airfare, book it and go. Simple! Why do people have to make travel so complicated?
137: 2012-07-21: My minimalist bed in the desert: bedspread padded with cardboard, rolled-up pants for a pillow, airline blanket.
138: 2012-06-30: What this country needs is more dirigibles—rigid airships, not wimpy-ass blimps—floating the good stuff, pure H2. Lakehurst be damned!
139: 2012-06-26: Some stunning photos from Dubrovnik Airport (3 days ago) Sample:
140: 2012-06-14: Working late at night on the patio of my hostel. Still air, perfect temp! Periodically, 100s of cats yelp in unison.
141: 2012-06-12: Saw "Up In The Air" on the flight from JFK to AMS. LOL! Totally appropriate!
142: 2012-06-11: Hopping the pond! (@ John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK) w/ 153 others) [pic]:
143: 2012-05-30: Last night's lodging at the Sacramento airport (geotagged location).
144: 2012-05-26: Prilled for your protection. (@ Philadelphia International Airport (PHL) w/ 63 others) [pic]:
145: 2012-05-24: So how many peanuts do you get in a bag of Delta Airlines "Lightly Salted Peanuts"? 26 halves and 6 wholes. (yesterday)
146: 2012-05-17: Ever wonder what all those tax codes mean on your airline ticket? Here is a complete list:
147: 2012-05-11: American Eagle, Pittsburgh Airport (yesterday). More airport photos:
148: 2012-05-08: You need a jacket in Florida mainly to protect you from overcranked air conditioning.
149: 2012-05-07: I judge all Canadians by their geese: big, poopy birds that live on golf courses and occasionally bring down American aircraft. #evilcanada
150: 2012-05-06: RT @latimes: How a wild ride ended for American Airlines lifetime pass holders <== Like my ride for 3 years!
151: 2012-04-29: My hotel room for the night—inside security. (@ San Francisco International Airport (SFO) w/ 91 others) [pic]:
152: 2012-04-26: @xtinewu Anka Airways.
153: 2012-04-23: Walmartania, my country! (@ Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) w/ 129 others)
154: 2012-04-22: 8-day Tokyo vacation: $900 airfare from LAX plus $470 total ground costs = $1370.
155: 2012-04-22: TokyoFact 1: Tokyo is affordable! Airfare aside, about the same costs as any American or European city.
156: 2012-04-14: The Menu of Service for my flight. After $675 in taxes, the airline is getting $229 to fly me back and forth to Tokyo.
157: 2012-04-13: Just a short hop to Tokyo! (compared the 56 hours getting here) (@ Los Angeles International Airport (LAX)) [pic]:
158: 2012-04-13: Waking up in a glass box in the Knoxville airport.
159: 2012-04-13: My private room at the Knoxville airport. An employee directed me here. (Night 2 of a complex international journey.)
160: 2012-04-12: Ha! The only reason I was at the ATL airport was to wait out an 8-hour bus layover in luxury. #tricky #fooledyou
161: 2012-04-11: @stevepheby Not as many as you'd think. Most of my air travel (thru Sept '11) was free as a laid-off airline employee. No FF miles.
162: 2012-04-10: Today I visited NSA. 15 min in museum. 5 min at public aircraft display. 35 min in security encounter for photos taken at aircraft display.
163: 2012-04-09: Public aircraft display at NSA HQ, 1 hour ago. OK to shoot the planes, not OK to turn my camera in the other direction.
164: 2012-04-09: Detained by NSA security, RIGHT NOW, for taking photos of the buildings (from a public aircraft display). They're running my ID right now!
165: 2012-04-05: From my secret campsite at the FLL airport. Got 5 hours of solid sleep on a tarp on the grass. Perfect! 3rd time here!
166: 2012-03-14: @xtinewu OMG! What kind of airline is this? Don't they know that have a cranky Wu on board????
167: 2012-03-13: There is no way to monitor how well bags are being treated, so baggage handlers at every airline are the same: gorillas!
168: 2012-03-13: Chance that airport staff will steal something from you bag: extremely low. Chance it will be crushed, dropped or thrown: extremely high.
169: 2012-03-13: I've seen TSA bag inspections. I'm am forbidden to talk about it, but it's gentle compared to the battering the airline staff hands out.
170: 2012-03-11: O'Hare is the only US airport with this special amenity. (@ Chicago O'Hare International Airport (ORD)) [pic]:
171: 2012-03-05: If you get angry at the airline gate agent for your plane being delayed you'll get the official company policy, not one inch more.
172: 2012-03-02: L.A. is easy! (@ Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) w/ 150 others) [pic]:
173: 2012-02-27: Sky Captain, we are prepared to receive your airships! (Tustin, California, 5 minutes ago)
174: 2012-02-21: A memorable aircraft terminal collision caused by ground crew inattention. Do you recall the incident?
175: 2012-02-07: Met in Anchorage by the local Welcoming Committee. (@ Ted Stevens Anchorage International Airport (ANC)) [pic]:
176: 2012-01-29: That glorious break-even point below the Cajon Pass where you turn off the heat and turn on the air conditioner.
177: 2012-01-16: Air temp is a little chilly too when the clouds block the sun. Almost enough to drive me to non-nudity.
178: 2012-01-15: The magical latitude in Florida where you have to turn on the air conditioning in January.
179: 2012-01-10: On My Bucket List: Air my personal dispute on Judge Judy.
180: 2011-12-29: Working my Facebook at the Orlando airport - panorama.
181: 2011-12-22: @zenandtheartof @xtinewu That hell is a shop at the Orlando airport... But I forgot to flag it #ManateeMonday!
182: 2011-12-21: My new airport sleeping review for BWI - Baltimore/Washington (Dec. 2)
183: 2011-12-17: My free private room at the Pittsburgh airport. Carpeted floor was a little hard, but got a full 7 hours.
184: 2011-12-11: ... Could have slept in the Everglades but chose the middle of a Walmart parking lot. Same refreshing tropical air but no mosquitoes.
185: 2011-12-11: Last night slept in the open air! Back seat of a rental car with the sun roof open. Just one thin blanket. 7.5 hours solid. Comfy!
186: 2011-12-10: Hair, boots, pose... What more do you need? Ft. Lauderdale airport.
187: 2011-12-09: My favorite photo from North Carolina: A hamster's view of a very big creature at the Charlotte airport (March 2010).
188: 2011-12-07: Alec Baldwin, celebrity prick? I can't imagine! (deletes Twitter account in airline spat)
189: 2011-12-07: "Euro", in America, means "adding fake cache so you can charge more". (Washington Reagan Airport)
190: 2011-12-03: A primo sleeping airport thanks to one well-padded lounge. Couldn't be happier! [pic]:
191: 2011-12-03: My sleeping nook at BWI Airport, Terminal E - 360° panorama
192: 2011-12-03: Wasn't planning to be here! Now by train & bus to BWI. (@ Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport (DCA)) [pic]:
193: 2011-12-02: Flight delay? Missed connection? No problem. I know the system! (@ Charleston International Airport (CHS) w/ 6 others)
194: 2011-11-29: Horrible toilet-to-patron ratio, so even the MEN have to wait! (@ Newark Liberty International Airport (EWR))
195: 2011-11-29: Why do airport workers say, "Have a safe flight"? Do they know something we don't? Are they implying it might NOT be safe? #paranoia
196: 2011-11-29: Hitchcock-shaped vicar using an iPhone at Newark Airport.
197: 2011-11-27: Moon and Venus over Edwards Air Force Base.
198: 2011-11-23: One little airplane, crashing into the spectator stands, ruins the air show for everybody.
199: 2011-11-17: Boy banging a drum at the Ft. Lauderdale airport.
200: 2011-11-12: If you were an airline crew member with a chaotic work schedule around the world, you would learn to master your own sleep patterns.
201: 2011-11-10: 24-hour veg-out at the corner of Nowhere and Nowhere. (@ Motel 6 Tucson Airport)
202: 2011-11-10: Many have vowed, "I'll never fly this airline again!" Ah, but how much are you willing to pay for that "never"?
203: 2011-10-27: When I flew free with the airline, I could upgrade to First Class for $20. I rarely did it because it wasn't worth the cost.
204: 2011-10-26: New photo albums (shot yesterday): JFK Airport New York Harbor
205: 2011-10-23: "There is something in the NYC air that makes sleep useless."
206: 2011-10-20: Unusual craft spotted at JFK Airport.
207: 2011-10-12: My 2008 blog entry on "The Air of Baggage Handling" - How people like me abuse you luggage.
208: 2011-10-12: New Video: An oral history of my airline career... and my free flight benefit. - My longest video ever! 1+ hour.
209: 2011-10-05: Added three more airport sleeping reviews: Phoenix, Denver, Frankfurt:
210: 2011-10-05: My latest airport sleeping review: Albuquerque
211: 2011-10-05: The mentally ill homeless who collect cans and smell bad are totally different from jet-setting homeless who sleep in airports. (Right?)
212: 2011-10-05: .@AirportSleeper My pleasure! Thank you for providing this excellent service to the jet-setting homeless community!
213: 2011-10-05: RT @AirportSleeper Thanks for all the great airport reviews. MUCH appreciated!
214: 2011-10-03: My new review of sleeping conditions at the Hartford airport:
215: 2011-09-26: Heard this chick singing for tips at the Charlotte Airport. Blew me away! @ljmusik
216: 2011-09-22: My new airport sleeping review of SFO at
217: 2011-09-18: Superman can fly through the air but can his sperm? That would lead to impregnated virgins and some damn good excuses. "Supersperm got me!"
218: 2011-09-02: My airport sleeping reviews at
219: 2011-09-02: Don't call them "fat". They are "persons of size". See this Southwest Airlines policy.
220: 2011-08-23: Slept last night in a park near the Venice airport on the mainland. Better than trying to find cheap lodging in Venice itself.
221: 2011-08-17: Under the production tent during a TV shoot. Alamo Airfield, Alamo, Nevada.
222: 2011-08-11: Denver airport, inside security. The business center cubicle where I spent last night. The yoga pad was the key.
223: 2011-08-11: A fine sleeping airport once you get to know it. (@ Denver International Airport (DEN) w/ 72 others)
224: 2011-08-09: Life is like air travel. Just because you've paid your fare doesn't mean the weather won't change your plans.
225: 2011-08-08: Atlanta airport, Gate D25 panorama.
226: 2011-07-22: Video postcard: In the airport in Glasgow, an absurd escalator safety warning. British nannyism run amok? (0:30)
227: 2011-07-18: Three-Mile Island from the air (1 hour ago).
228: 2011-07-14: It's nice of the airport to offer free hand sanitizer, but you need to touch a button, which means MORE GERMS!
229: 2011-07-14: Unopened Red Bull found outside airport security. My first Red Bull ever! Sampling now... when do I get my wings?
230: 2011-07-06: On the lookout for Langoliers! (@ Bangor International Airport (BGR))
231: 2011-07-03: Some jerks will talk your ear off, filling the air with words without detecting your waning interest. Try to pull away and they talk louder.
232: 2011-07-03: When a passenger berates an airline gate agent for a delay the agent obviously has no control over, we say, "What a jerk!"
233: 2011-06-30: Driving Texas in 100+ heat and no air conditioning. Solution: spray bottle to douse myself with water. It works!
234: 2011-06-30: Lots of stranded travelers at the CLT airport on 6/28. (I was one.) FB photo:
235: 2011-06-29: I found my Walden at the airport.
236: 2011-06-29: The trash bag blanket worked remarkably well. Got 4 hours sleep on the airport floor with sneakers for a pillow.
237: 2011-06-29: Trapped overnight at the CLT airport with none of my survival supplies. Latest innovation: trash bag blanket.
238: 2011-06-27: A baby is a lot like an iPhone, requiring constant attention and you never want to drop it or leave it behind in airport security.
239: 2011-06-18: Got plenty of time to plot and plan at the Tel Aviv airport (due to Shabbat). Petra is out! Heading straight to Cairo over next 24 hours.
240: 2011-06-18: Arrival hall, Ben Gurion Airport.
241: 2011-06-18: Trapped at the Tel Aviv airport for a few hours, due to Shabbat. (whole country shuts down!) w/ 2 others
242: 2011-06-17: The total cost of the land journey, Tel Aviv to Cairo: under $100! A lot less than the airfare from Athens to Cairo.
243: 2011-06-17: My first option was the simple one: fly free to Athens, then hop a cut-rate airline to Cairo... FOILED when the Athens flight check in full!
244: 2011-06-17: As a furloughed airline worker, I fly nearly for free. The catch: I can only fly standby, and flights are heavily booked this time of year.
245: 2011-06-10: What is your best defense against tornados, sharks, airplane crashes, serial killers and terrorist attacks? Statistics!
246: 2011-06-10: A bizarre sight I've never seen before: a $1 soft drink vending machine—at an airport! (Memphis International)
247: 2011-05-23: Just listened to the Fresh Air interview on Area 51 {ibid}. Annie Jacobson: total bullshitter!
248: 2011-05-17: The good George, not the evil one. (@ George Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH) w/ 42 others)
249: 2011-05-16: On a Q train through Queens to LaGuardia airport.
250: 2011-05-02: Vegas, do you miss me? (@ McCarran International Airport (LAS) w/ 11 others)
251: 2011-04-23: Spent HOURS working out my bus connections from Tel Aviv to the airport, between the end of Sabbath and my flight time. Considered walking!
252: 2011-04-14: New airport Minute Suites give you a 8x8 foot "suite" for $30/hour... or you can sleep at a gate for free (as we do).
253: 2011-03-31: Casablanca dreaming... on such a winter's day! rail: lodging: air:
254: 2011-03-30: Funniest airport name: Wilkes Barre-Scranton International Airport. So what foreign cities can you fly to from Scranton?
255: 2011-03-29: Homeless Tip: RVs are a burden. You'll go a lot farther for less by traveling light and using airlines, rental cars and cheap lodging.
256: 2011-03-27: Video Postcard: Rice fields near Sacramento, seen from the air. 30-second iPhone video. Landing at SMF.
257: 2011-03-17: Now at the Lihue airport terminal, recharging my devices. Will remain here until all my superpowers are restored. Then head off by bus.
258: 2011-03-17: TOP SECRET camping location revealed at last! On the edge of the airport, beside a sugar cane field.
259: 2011-03-17: Finding a camping spot should be no problem. Lots of farmland around the airport.
260: 2011-03-17: My equipment: 1 airline style blanket + 1 inflatable kayak in a suitcase. That's it! No tent or sleeping bag.
261: 2011-03-17: Customer service agent at Alamo Rent-a-Car, Lihue airport. She had some bad news...
262: 2011-03-17: Dateline: Detroit Metropolitan Airport. Intermittent rain but no snow, even in the mountains. Welcome to the Motor City!
263: 2011-03-16: Visiting Kauai in 2007 with NO MONEY. FB album: - Just places I could get to on foot from the airport.
264: 2011-03-11: "Logan Airport salutes members of the armed forces." Silly question: What does that mean? Anything at all?
265: 2011-03-02: Top Secret campsite at the Ft. Myers airport.
266: 2011-03-02: Much as it offends me, I may abandon the sleeping bag where it is, since disposal at the airport is a problem. (unattended baggage?)
267: 2011-03-02: Live-tweeting my camping experience at the Ft. Myers airport (see geotag). Five hours of rough sleep, but the price is right.
268: 2011-03-02: Tweeting from the air! — So absurd: flying First Class to FL, with a sleeping bag as carry-on, only to camp in a field near the airport.
269: 2011-02-27: Raising the bar for germophobes: the automated toilet seat cover. O'Hare airport.
270: 2011-02-25: If you think words have no meaning, consider air traffic control, where hundreds of lives rest on verbal instructions.
271: 2011-02-22: Compliments of the Philadelphia International Airport. Right now! They are so naïve!
272: 2011-02-21: A gift of prayers, well wishes or good intentions isn't worth the hot air it's printed on.
273: 2011-02-17: Funny airline safety video on my flight from Istanbul to Rome—given by kids!
274: 2011-02-15: Going to Asia for the last time (on the bus to the airport). Foreground is Europe. Background is Asia.
275: 2011-02-10: @akierig "Frankfurt Airport?" <== Nein! Although the first photo credibly could be.
276: 2011-02-02: Fine art at the Fort Lauderdale airport.
277: 2011-01-31: Now is the time to lock in your airfare savings! (Thanks, Google!)
278: 2011-01-30: RT @danavachon Tourists besiege Cairo airport, but flights halt - Yahoo! Finance <== Yup, Cairo vacation is off.
279: 2011-01-29: Look at who I ran into at the Philadephia airport!
280: 2011-01-22: WASHINGTON—Our new video from the steps of the Capitol: "Political Hot Air" (Video #32) Filmed yesterday!
281: 2011-01-20: From the air: NSA Headquarters, Ft. Meade, Maryland. (20 minutes ago) I once had my film seized here!
282: 2011-01-18: Airline safety advice: "Put your own mask on first before assisting others." — Words to live by!
283: 2011-01-17: Machines are taking over the world—we've been hearing that for 150 years. Until a machine can propagate itself, it's all hot air.
284: 2011-01-15: Airboat. Everglades City, Florida.
285: 2011-01-12: Political opinions? The air is full of 'em, as cheap as the breath they're made of.
286: 2011-01-11: Investment advice for the new Graduate: plastics!... also: railroads, airlines, bathroom fixtures. Leave Tech to the gamblers.
287: 2011-01-10: Cambridge to Manhattan for $15! Free wifi/power. No airport hassles. Empty bus. Enjoying it while it lasts!
288: 2011-01-09: His Holiness meets President Obama and the First Lady at Reagan Airport, Washington.
289: 2011-01-09: His Holiness at Washington Reagan Airport.
290: 2011-01-06: Airport glamor shot. Charlotte at sunset.
291: 2010-12-29: Israeli airport security is overrated. Are they really incompetent or just pretending to be? That must be the security!
292: 2010-12-24: Anyone can fly through the air like Superman! (But you can only go in one direction, and landing is a bitch.)
293: 2010-12-21: It's kitsch, but bearable. Denver International Airport.
294: 2010-12-07: We would be happy to hear your political opinions if you are running for public office and plan to use them. Otherwise, it's just hot air.
295: KilroyCafe: 2011-01-04: Crash of the airship Shenandoah near Ava, Ohio, Sept. 3, 1925. (historical marker)
296: KilroyCafe: 2010-12-03: It gives me great pleasure to hang around an airport gate when a flight has been delayed and listen to people bitch. Makes me feel superior.
297: KilroyCafe: 2010-12-02: The greatest challenge of sleeping in airports is blocking out the Christmas music. Earplugs don't work. Jingle Bell Rock. Arrrrggg!
298: KilroyCafe: 2010-11-28: Airline pilots and flight attendants are among the LEAST traveled people. They visit many cities but see only airports and hotel rooms.
299: KilroyCafe: 2010-10-04: No matter the "terror threat" in Europe, you're still more likely to die in a car accident on the way to the airport.
300: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-16: "Thank you for flying Anhedonian Air. Have a wonderless day." @rejecter - Hey, Annie Donia is a friend of mine!
301: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-08: In Hell, they make you ride a jam-packed city bus across Queens—forever! They promise to get you to LaGuardia Airport, but it never happens.
302: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-27: airport — n. an extravagant municipal construction project funded with public debt based on absurdly optimistic growth projections.
303: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-27: Budget airline route maps: RyanAir EasyJet - I could spend hours with these, just dreamin'!
304: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-19: @isparklefairy I regret never having attended a "Dubai shopping festival". Air conditioned I assume. Native products from local malls?
305: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-24: You can always tell a novice air traveler, because when the flight attendant tells them to review the safety instruction card, they do!
306: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-07: Airport announcements are the endless repetition of meaningless advice that is irrelevant to you in this part of the airport.
307: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-02: As an (ex) airline employee, I can fly First Class for only $20, but I don't because it isn't worth $20. Only dipshits fly First Class!
308: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-02: New blog entry: "Airport Camping in Ontario, California" - Missed a flight but didn't miss any sleep.
309: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-26: The pleasure of Southern California is stepping into the outside air and it feels just like the inside air.
310: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-21: On my bucket list: Spend five years building an airplane in my basement then try to figure out how to get it out.
311: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-25: A godsend to obsessive-compulsives: the automatic toilet seat cover! - Seen at O'Hare Airport.
312: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-23: "Blowing up 78x60x14 inch airbed. By mouth. 65520 cu-in? This may take a while." @GeoffreyHale - LOL! I've tried! Worth investing in a pump.
313: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-09: RT @CourtneyReimer: Scene: Airplane. Flight attendants shuffle about. Lady: She's NOT pretty. Remember when they were pretty?
314: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-04: I LOVE the trailers for "Up the the Air": - Sounds like my life!
315: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-25: Gave my last 7 shekels to a Coke machine at the airport which failed to dispense the product. I blame the State of Israel & call for Jihad!
316: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-27: Glenn has released a new Homeless by Choice blog entry: - "Free Luggage Storage at the Airport"
317: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-26: Listen, as you go through airport security, don't talk about the bomb. Don't even spell it out: B-O-M-B. They won't understand your humor.
318: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-25: Political opinions? The air is full of 'em, as cheap as the breath they're made of. I see no great use in adding mine or even in having any.
319: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-22: Another take on sleeping in airports: Workers at LAX living in a makeshift RV park. LA Times:
320: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-22: World's dumbest airport security announcement: "The Seattle police and fire departments are here to serve you. In an emergency dial 911."
321: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-22: Essential for sleeping in airports/airplanes: warm clothes, light blanket, head covering, foam ear plugs.
322: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-22: Air traveler advice: NEVER put any personal belonging in the seat-back pocket. You'll forget it!
323: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-16: Wow! A whole website on sleeping in airports: - Also see my own article on the subject:
324: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-12: You don't need a hotel in Las Vegas! With a car, an air mattress and a sleeping bag, you can sleep in the open desert. Best sleep ever!
325: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-11: I've taken a lot of airline flights, but the times I've sat beside someone lively and interesting have been rare. There aren't many!
326: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-30: Many cities have "airports", but only Portland, Maine, has a "jetport". That's because they're hip, with-it and totally groovy, man!
327: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-26: Did you know that Wilkes Barre-Scranton has an INTERNATIONAL airport? I'm wondering what foreign cities are served from there.
328: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-11: In Houston, store windows fog up on the outside when the hot, muggy air hits the air conditioning.
329: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-09: Sleep apnea: If you sleep on your back, your tongue can fall back in your throat and cut off your air. Try another position!
330: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-26: Area 51 is a testing facility for secret aircraft and weapons systems that would be of little interest to the average person if he saw them.
331: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-16: As a former airline baggage handler I can report that you're damn lucky to get your bags at all!
332: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-15: For the price of an RV, you can buy a lot of motel rooms and a lot of airline travel to places an RV can't reach.
333: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-13: If you like mountains, cool breezes, crisp air, babbling brooks and charming local culture... Florida ain't the place.
334: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-09: For camping in desert, you need only sleeping bag, tarp, air mattress, air pump. You can camp almost anywhere. No real dangers.
335: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-07: At the airport in Milwaukee, I encountered my first-ever "Recombobulation Area" Photo: - I thought they were extinct!
336: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-04: I've seen a lot of things in Europe, but what I remember right now are the fresh rolls I bought in the supermarket at the Frankfort airport.
337: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-01: I'm sick of airline employees telling me what to do. What if I don't want to "Sit back, relax and enjoy the flight"?
338: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-28: PHL and PHX are fine sleeping airports. See my article "How to Sleep in an Airport."
339: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-25: Little known fact: Airline flight crews are paid hourly but only after the aircraft leaves the gate, so they aren't being paid to greet you.
340: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-24: Even my foam earplugs, suitable for the airport ramp, are hardly adequate here. Young people these days! When I was a kid, we had HEARING!
341: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-24: Airline lingo: "carrion item" - the rotting carcass of a dead animal stored in the overhead bin or under the seat in front of you.
342: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-22: Airline lingo: "lapchild" - an infant under two sitting in a parent's lap and not requiring an extra seat. "M'am, control your lapchild!"
343: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-22: Airline lingo: "arrival pastry" - a cellophane-packaged pastry served to overseas air passengers about an hour before arrival. A good sign!
344: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-17: Advertising Rule: All financial services ads in airports must feature Tiger Woods in a completely irrelevant golfing scenario.
345: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-16: The airport security level is ALWAYS orange. Yellow or green would promote complacency, while red would encourage panic, so orange it is.
346: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-16: Prediction: The airport alert level will go to Red only AFTER an attack has already occurred, to give the impression of gov't action.
347: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-15: Just published a new blog report on Free Sleeping in Frankfurt, Germany. - The camping is primo near the airport.
348: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-14: I pitched my tent in the forest next to the Frankfurt airport. Slept 9 hours! I think I'll stay longer next time. Need cheap WiFi though!
349: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-14: To camp at Frankfurt airport, take the tram to Terminal 2, then walk straight out, under the freeway. Woods galore!
350: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-14: At the Frankfurt airport there's a full service supermarket (hiding under Terminal 1). Low prices! I could live here!
351: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-14: Report from the air: The whole Northern Hemisphere is socked in. For best results, choose another hemisphere.
352: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-14: Your choice: Buy "Duty Free" merchandise at a foreign airport and haul it home, or buy the same product for less at Costco.
353: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-13: Cached my bag in the woods near the Frankfurt airport and now heading to the city.
354: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-09: My new advice for the air traveler: "How to Sleep on an Airplane" - You can survive the dreaded Red Eye!
355: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-06: Airline safety is one government regulation success story. Airlines are cutting corners every way they can, yet planes rarely crash.
356: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-28: I've just released some new homeless advice: "Where to Sleep in an Airport" - Live from the Denver airport!
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