Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "accident"

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Dates: after but on or before format: 2013-11-07
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1: 2017-07-29: General John Kelly, former distinguished military officer and future bus accident victim. How long do you suppose he'll remain in office?
2: 2015-07-26: Accidents happen to everyone. If you want to die in the next one, ride a motorcycle.
3: 2015-02-22: I was injured in an accident while distracted by a brightly lit billboard for a personal injury attorney. Who should I sue?
4: 2015-02-04: Another tragic selfie-related accident: @TIME
5: 2014-11-23: Two Priuses had a terrible accident in front of Whole Foods. You should have seen the carbon emissions!
6: 2014-11-05: Yet another tragic selfie accident as predicted by @BadDalaiLama
7: 2014-07-04: RT @psychoBOBlogy: Scientists Accidentally Discover The Brain's Consciousness "Off Switch"
8: 2014-06-29: Men are 77% more likely than women to die in auto accidents. We must address this discrepancy by teaching girls to be more aggressive.
9: 2014-06-11: My accidental photo of now-defeated House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (on the US Capital tour, Nov 2011)
10: 2014-03-31: On My Bucket List: My accidental naked selfie gone viral!
11: 2014-03-19: RT @TheTweetOfGod: Any similarity between life and fairness is purely accidental.
12: 2013-05-31: Spurned suitor stages kidnapping so he can rescue her and be a hero. Accidentally kills her. #justnotthinkingclearly
13: 2013-05-28: Rollover accident on I-5 (yesterday). - More from Central California:
14: 2013-01-29: Longevity means keeping all the preventable illnesses and accidents at bay until the non-preventable ones kill you.
15: 2012-07-09: RT @KilroyCafe: I'm afraid of heights. Also guns, knives, vicious animals, auto accidents, cancer, heart disease, stroke - you know, stu ...
16: 2012-03-07: Case Study: You caused an accident. Someone was killed. Should you ring the family's doorbell and apologize? It may not always be best.
17: 2012-01-08: RT @ThatsWright: The only time I will ever run a marathon is 6 to 8 months after I lose a leg in an accident. And I'll only do that to b ...
18: 2011-12-27: If you removed all the "Please Drive Safely!" signs from the highways, would it change the accident rate?
19: 2011-12-02: Canadian accidentally gets appointed Italian Minister of Agriculture <== Happened to me once. So embarrassing!
20: 2011-10-31: @xtinewu Accidents happen. :-( ... At least you're making a fresh start. Virtual instruments are much easier to maintain.
21: 2011-05-25: Even if 500 people die this year in tornados, it's still a statistically trivial source of death, behind 1000s of accidents and diseases.
22: 2011-01-14: On My Bucket List: Retire to Florida, then severely injure myself in a tragic Segway accident.
23: 2011-01-06: Predictions for 2011: You or someone you know will suffer from a serious disease or life-threatening accident.
24: KilroyCafe: 2010-10-04: No matter the "terror threat" in Europe, you're still more likely to die in a car accident on the way to the airport.
25: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-26: One little shark attack ruins the beach for everyone, but one deadly car accident doesn't ruin the highway. Why?
26: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-23: Good health, to a large extent, is a personal choice. There will always be diseases and accidents you have no control over but most you do.
27: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-12: It is an accident of fate that you were born in this body under these circumstances, but it is your choice what to make of them.
28: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-19: I'm afraid of heights. Also guns, knives, vicious animals, auto accidents, cancer, heart disease, stroke - you know, stuff that can kill me.
29: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-31: Behind most accidents is an unsafe act. You can do the act a hundred times without consequence but it will get you eventually.
30: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-27: "Most people reveal more about their true nature by accident than they do on purpose." @PolarBear_
31: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-17: The majority of accidents in the modern world are caused by multitasking - subdividing your attention beyond safe limits.
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