Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "key"

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1: 2017-10-27: Keys to a healthy immune system: dog slobber, foreign toilets, regular contact with nature, exposure to mildly unsanitary environments.
2: 2017-03-19: "Kellyanne Conway’s Husband Is Trump’s Choice for Key Justice Post" - (1) She has a husband! (2) Can you imagine being him?
3: 2017-03-01: A key point from my new video, "The Case Against Kids: The Liability of Childbirth"
4: 2016-11-09: America is not just one election. It is a multi-dimensional living creature. The key thing now is how all those other dimensions will react.
5: 2016-10-20: The key to winning elections is not just appealing to stupid white males but to a broad spectrum of stupid people. #trumplessons
6: 2015-11-11: The key thing about intelligence that stupid people never get: it's all about managing your emotions and separating them from the facts.
7: 2015-02-23: RT @Peripatetia: Dawn at Bud n' Mary's Marina on the Florida Keys. 5-minute video shot this morning. - Peaceful, eh?
8: 2015-02-12: If you give someone the key to your heart, just be sure you've made another copy first.
9: 2014-12-12: RT @Peripatetia: Both the parrot and the peg leg are real! Pirates in Paradise Festival, Key West (Dec 2008) http://…
10: 2014-11-21: New way to browse BDL's Twitter archive: my homemade "Keyword Sampler"
11: 2014-09-12: A key reason ISIS is a threat: It knows how to use hostages. Turkey disabled:
12: 2014-01-29: Instagramming on the Keys
13: 2014-01-28: Key West Sunset (last night)
14: 2014-01-26: Harassing the wildlife on the Florida Keys (15 sec videos)
15: 2014-01-17: People build their own cages, place themselves inside, lock the door and throw away the key then complain about their lot in life.
16: 2014-01-05: "Jose can you see?" said Francis Scott Key to his partially blind Hispanic butler @ Fort McHenry National Monument
17: 2013-12-30: Key West ships at sunset (Dec. 26)
18: 2013-12-28: Called Central Casting. Ordered a sunset. This is what I got. @ Key West (yesterday)
19: 2013-12-28: The perfect sunset shot! Tonight in Key West.
20: 2013-12-27: Key West sunset (tonight) @ Sunset Pier ~ Key West
21: 2013-12-26: Moving out! (15 sec video) @ Port Key West
22: 2013-12-26: Seven Mile Bridge on the Florida Keys (15 sec time-lapse video)
23: 2013-12-26: Fortuneteller, Key West (Dec 2011)
24: 2013-12-26: Sunrise on Lower Matecumbe Key (15 sec video) @ Coconuts $.50
25: 2013-12-26: Christmas sunset on Key Largo (tonight)
26: 2013-07-15: Bug at convenience store. @ Delphos, Ohio KeyzKivg94>
27: 2013-07-13: Experience may be a key to success, but many practice and never get better.
28: 2013-05-12: Youth is the oft-repeated story of gaining the keys to a fast car, overestimating ones ability to control it and crashing.
29: 2013-04-23: RT @nytimes: Humans are good at playing, and it's key to our evolution
30: 2013-03-26: The myth of rescue: Some powerful "other" is going to recognize our virtue and give us the keys to happiness we can't obtain for ourselves.
31: 2013-02-15: Key West, Florida - photos from multiple visits. The only Caribbean island you can drive to!
32: 2013-01-22: Can you identify this giant beachball? Keys and sunglasses for perspective. Light enough to have floated here.
33: 2012-12-04: Our ancient & sacred tweet archive has been updated at 14k+ tweets searchable by date or keyword!
34: 2012-10-20: RT @WSJ: Study: Nurture plays a major role in ability to delay gratification, a key indicator of future success.
35: 2012-10-03: Spam fishing — Reel 'em in with some juicy keywords then zap 'em with the Spam button. It's great fun!
36: 2012-06-04: @Schmoodles The key issue, my dear, is whether you can exist without sex and alcohol—and whether you want to.
37: 2012-06-04: The key to surviving a zombie apocalypse: lots and lots of hand sanitizer. And zombie repellent. Also zombie apocalypse insurance.
38: 2012-06-03: How to fuck up a simple thing #427—Metal car key: Always works. Cheap to make copies. Electronic car key: Lose it you're screwed.
39: 2012-05-29: Delusions of Youth #4: "To make something work you have be totally committed* to it." (*lock yourself into it and throw away the key)
40: 2012-05-19: The key to dealing with jerks is early jerk detection then not dealing with them at all.
41: 2012-04-03: Apophenia is a key element of paranoia. Random events are seen an evidence of the conspiracy against you.
42: 2012-03-30: When I check into a motel, I immediately make use of the TV—to put my wallet and keys on. Don't touch it otherwise.
43: 2012-03-29: Curious how people want to know who stars in a movie but not who wrote or directed it. This illustrates a key human perceptual flaw.
44: 2012-03-18: Top delusion of youth: "Just jump!" — Lock yourself into a path, throw away the key, and you'll make it work. Kids, that's called "prison".
45: 2012-03-04: This virtual piano keyboard helps me visualize notes (even if it is awkward playing them).
46: 2012-03-04: The key to protecting yourself from crime is understanding where the drug addicts hang out, since they are responsible for most of it.
47: 2012-02-02: It's easy to pick up a 1-ton bull! Start with a 50-pound calf and pick it up every day as it grows... A key human delusion!
48: 2012-01-23: Music isn't just tinkling on the keyboard to find something good. It is repeating and emphasizing those good things once you find them.
49: 2012-01-14: Check out our permanent tweet archive at - Type in a keyword like "love" and see what you get.
50: 2012-01-09: New travel blog entry: "Car Camping in Key West"
51: 2012-01-01: 2011 Photo Highlights: Florida Key West & Florida Keys
52: 2012-01-01: 2011 Photo Highlights: Pelicans of the Florida Keys (December)
53: 2011-12-26: Boy feeding the fish... and hopefully not the other way around! Giant tarpon on the Florida Keys.
54: 2011-12-26: Just updated my G+ travel notes on Key West and the Florida Keys: "Best cheap winter vacation in America!" - Go now!
55: 2011-12-26: Christmas Pelicans! New photos taken yesterday on the Florida Keys.
56: 2011-12-25: The key to great photography—and success in life—is seeing what is actually in the viewfinder, not what you want to be there.
57: 2011-12-25: My Christmas is so sad and lonely. No family or holiday cheer. Swimming in the warm Caribbean at sunrise in Key West.
58: 2011-12-25: New photos from Key West. (end of album)
59: 2011-12-25: Palm reading on Duval Street, Key West.
60: 2011-12-25: The key to success is practice, we are told, but some people practice for years and never improve. The real key is getting better.
61: 2011-12-24: Duval Street, Key West - 360° panorama
62: 2011-12-24: Key West: End of the road. Can't go no mo'!
63: 2011-12-24: @xtinewu OMG, Wu! A BIG Manatee Christmas! Key West.
64: 2011-12-24: Abandoned mansion on the Florida Keys - 360° panorama
65: 2011-12-24: .@xtinewu Have a very manatee Christmas! From the Florida Keys. #ManateeMonday
66: 2011-12-24: Chubby little guy, Key Largo.
67: 2011-12-24: New photos from Key Largo, shot this morning. Interviewing some locals.
68: 2011-12-24: Dock at Caribbean Club, Key Largo - 360° panorama
69: 2011-12-24: Hanging with Bogie & Bacall. "Here's looking at you, kid!" (@ Key Largo) [pic]:
70: 2011-12-10: Pro Tip: When a hotel ice machine says "Insert Room Key For Ice," any credit card will do. It's a mechanical switch!
71: 2011-11-02: Best CHEAP winter vacation in America: Drive from Miami to Key West. My new note:
72: 2011-10-28: The key to a successful romantic relationship is well-defined boundaries. Marriage removes this boundaries in the financial realm.
73: 2011-10-23: People confuse technical virtuosity with creativity. It's amazing how he tickles the keyboard, but that doesn't make him creative.
74: 2011-10-20: I am the clever monkey who steals the keys from the sleeping jailer and gives them to the man in the cage who refuses to use them.
75: 2011-10-18: How many keys are on your key ring? Is the symbol of greatest power having a lot of keys—or none at all?
76: 2011-10-03: The key to a successful marriage is agree with your spouse. Doesn't matter if they're right or wrong. You learn this quickly.
77: 2011-08-13: Both animal and human behavior are inherently unpredictable. A creature will eat and achieve other key goals but in its own mysterious way.
78: 2011-08-11: Denver airport, inside security. The business center cubicle where I spent last night. The yoga pad was the key.
79: 2011-07-17: Money can be the key to many things, but it can also form a protective cocoon that blocks your growth.
80: 2011-07-13: Archive photo albums: Key West Pirate Festival 2008 Key West and the Florida Keys
81: 2011-05-08: Here's an awesome 4-minute video showing how chroma key is used in the movies. It's so easy!
82: 2011-05-08: Chroma Key Experiment (20 seconds) Now I can fly around the world without leaving my motel room!
83: 2011-04-01: The key the great photography and videomaking is to liberate yourself from the need to accurately record reality.
84: 2011-03-23: The key to success is opportunism—the willingness to take advantage of unexpected opportunities when they arise.
85: 2011-03-22: The key to successful travel in a strange place is to have concrete goals before you begin then sticking with them.
86: 2011-03-17: Just updated the Sacred Archive of Ancient Wisdom at - All our tweets, searchable by keyword.
87: 2011-03-14: Our new philosophy video: "How to Twitter (and How Not To)" - The key is overcoming your own narcissism.
88: 2011-03-14: RT @NarwhalMagazine: I couldnt agree more! “@BadDalaiLama: The key to overcoming your own narcissism is to hide it behind useful content.”
89: 2011-03-13: The key to overcoming your own narcissism is to hide it behind useful content.
90: 2011-03-11: The key to being a good driver is realizing just how close to death you really are.
91: 2011-03-10: @lolahayes "May I please have the key to the garden?" <== It's under the welcome mat.
92: 2011-03-09: The key to character change is self-referential humor. If you can't laugh at yourself, you're not likely to grow.
93: 2011-02-06: A pirate at the Key West Pirate Festival in Dec. 2008. Both the parrot and the peg leg are real!
94: 2011-02-03: The key to success in love is to not need it at all, to be self-sufficient in yourself. Then you can take it only when it truly works.
95: 2011-01-30: The devastating cost of my Key West vacation! Not shown: gas $42. food $14. Lodging... priceless!
96: 2011-01-30: Sunrise. Long Key. Right now!
97: 2011-01-30: Key hopping back to the Mainland.
98: 2011-01-30: - Duval Street, Key West — The most fun you'll have in 3.5 minutes! Right now!
99: 2011-01-30: Mayor of the Key West Lime Shoppe.
100: 2011-01-30: Dancing. Key West. Right now.
101: 2011-01-30: Not Sponge Bob, but another one. Key West. Right now.
102: 2011-01-30: KEY WEST — Photos from previous visits: keywest>
103: 2011-01-29: - On the Florida Keys, going where no iPhone has gone before! — A journey into another dimension!
104: 2011-01-29: Live-tweeting my swim on the Florida Keys. Brutal! Water temp can't be more than 75 degrees. Video coming.
105: 2011-01-29: Florida Keys. Right now!
106: 2011-01-29: - Giant hamsters! Key Largo, Florida. Right now!
107: 2011-01-28: To make the most of your limited resources, focus on the areas you know best. The key to avoiding pitfalls is your knowledge of the terrain.
108: 2011-01-26: .@auren "If you are under-40 today, healthy and relatively wealthy, there is a good chance of living past 140" <== "Wealthy" being the key.
109: 2010-12-30: Wikipedia is the key to intergenerational understanding.
110: 2010-11-25: The key to mastering any artistic medium is emotional detachment, because once your ego gets involved, you stop seeing what's there.
111: 2010-11-09: The key to great art, in any medium, is restriction. You don't want "hi-def" but "low-def", painting reality with as few pixels as possible.
112: 2010-10-19: The key to success in any creative medium is seeing what is right in front of you, not what you want to be there.
113: 2010-10-14: Another truism from the Good @DalaiLama: I believe that at all levels of society...the key to a better, happier world is greater compassion.
114: 2010-10-08: Money in excess of ones needs is more an enabler of dysfunction than a key to happiness.
115: 2010-10-07: The key to a great performance, in any field, is seeing yourself as the audience sees you, not as you want to be seen.
116: 2010-09-26: The key to a great performance, in any field, is seeing yourself as the audience sees you, not as you want to be seen.
117: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-24: The key to being a good driver is realizing how close to death you are.
118: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-07: Money improves happiness, but only to a point. RT @MailOnline: Key to happiness? Start with £50k a year salary
119: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-03: In some prisons, they give you the key. It's hanging right there on the wall but you refuse to use it.
120: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-25: The key to success on Twitter is being fashionably cynical about your life. No one wants to read about you getting things done.
121: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-24: help! pepsi tragedy! spilled on keyboard. can only type w on-screen keypad. need ext keyboard! pls pick up at walmart. send to me in zagreb
122: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-08: The key to success in any number of fields is being able to set ego aside and see yourself as others see you. It is a rare skill.
123: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-16: Sometimes, the key to a great product is profoundly not giving a shit. Then you can make detached decisions about what's in front of you.
124: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-16: If you are a creative artist with a wide portfolio, one of your best career moves is to die. It has been the key to success for thousands!
125: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-07: Money in excess of ones needs is more an enabler of dysfunction than a key to happiness.
126: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-03: The key to a great performance, in any field, is seeing yourself as the audience sees you, not as you want to be seen.
127: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-23: Kilroy Cafe #65: "Taking Control" - The key to solving your problems is usually in your mind.
128: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-21: A key element of style in any medium is "limited self-reference". What you think and feel is private, shared only through universal truths.
129: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-25: The key to creative success in any field is seeing what is right in front of you, not what you want to be there.
130: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-04: Modern luxury cars feature fancy electronic keys designed to deter theft and make the company millions of dollars when customers lose them.
131: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-24: The key to survival in an organization is finding your private space within it, giving them what they want as you quietly get what you want.
132: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-19: I just learned from CNN the key to good health. Hand sanitizer. Tons and tons of hand sanitizer.
133: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-04: The key asset in life, you may discover too late, is not money but freedom.
134: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-14: The key to language survival in Europe: Speak English! Be clear and simple. Trying to speak their language only leads to confusion.
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