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1: 2018-06-21: My Marvel superhero name should be Plotmaster. My superpower is being able to tell what is going to happen in future Marvel movies based only on past Marvel movies. My famous quote: “Why do I need to see the new Avengers movie when I know exactly what will happen?”
2: 2018-04-23: “Kate leaves hospital hours after giving birth” — We should be grateful to the duchess for giving the royal family some supermom genes.
3: 2018-04-11: Stupid products manufactured in a state-of-the-art facility with superior quality control are still stupid products.
4: 2017-12-18: On My Bucket List: Engage in a number of difficult-to-attain activities, typically involving travel, that are socially symbolic but intellectually superficial.
5: 2017-11-16: If I don't see the latest superhero movie, will the world still be saved?
6: 2017-11-11: I have two mommies. One is my real mommy. The other is a supermodel my mommy picked out of a catalog.
7: 2016-08-31: If I were a superhero who just saved the world, I'd tell humanity, "I just saved your ass!" and humanity would shrug and say, "Meh!"
8: 2016-01-03: I'm on Team Proactive—a band of unlikely superheroes who use their special powers of planning ahead to avert problems before they happen.
9: 2015-12-03: "Putin vs. Erdegon" would be a cool supervillain movie except that it involves NATO, World War III and possible planetary annihilation.
10: 2015-04-23: RT @Peripatetia: Supermarket in Ocho Rios, Jamaica (today) https://t.co/PwmhUDDfLV http://t.co/4hs3vE1BGn
11: 2015-03-13: Stupidity is letting your emotions choose your path without any meaningful adult supervision.
12: 2015-03-09: Adult Superstore
13: 2015-03-02: homemade pie = pie manufactured in an uncontrolled residence by unregulated labor without health department supervision or FDA approval
14: 2014-12-18: RT @cracked: Respecting your superiors can cause the loss of innocent lives. 5 Nice Things (That Secretly Ruin the World) - http://t.co/Oll…
15: 2014-11-28: RT @Peripatetia: Superheroes on Bourbon St., New Orleans. Right now! I think I'm in love. http://t.co/QYTLUNpBZ2
16: 2014-11-07: posterity – the super-intelligent reader you write for when no one else is reading your stuff.
17: 2014-09-25: RT @Peripatetia: In a Czech supermarket. Not really sure which cheese is best for me. http://t.co/AdI7yCQcue
18: 2014-09-04: New Marvel superhero: The Verbalizer. Won't shut up. Bores his enemies to death.
19: 2014-08-15: Boris Yeltsin visits an American supermarket 1989. Excerpt from @TIME http://t.co/0wh0QHbAQd
20: 2014-08-13: The moon says it doesn't feel super. Just an ordinary moon, doing ordinary moon things, facing Earth, rotating.
21: 2014-07-30: RT @TIME: Even if you're super slow, running reduces risk of death http://t.co/lQ5NfES3SS
22: 2014-06-23: Combining oxygen, hydrogen and carbon in various complex permutations is one of my superpowers.
23: 2014-06-23: Breaking the surface tension with a drop of dishwashing liquid is one of my superpowers.
24: 2014-05-12: Eggs from free-range chickens: 43¢ each at a supermarket in France (Apr 16)
25: 2014-04-22: You don't tug on Superman's cape. Don't spit into the wind. Don't pull on the mask of old Lone Ranger and DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING CELLPHONE!!
26: 2014-02-09: Cheap supermarket wine. Save even more with your Giant Eagle Savings Card. http://t.co/EtN8h0AGGa
27: 2014-02-01: RT @WSJ: A study found that 80% of Super Bowl ads don't help sales. http://t.co/1OZbv17xRL #SB48
28: 2014-02-01: The Super Bowl is educational. It has taught a whole generation Roman numerals.
29: 2014-01-31: I get all my Florida news from @_FloridaMan — "the world's worst superhero"
30: 2014-01-03: I'm on Team Proactive—a band of unlikely superheroes who, using the special powers each possesses, solves problems before they happen.
31: 2013-12-22: Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the weather inside is even worse! @ Walmart Supercenter http://t.co/bXGNJqJyna
32: 2013-12-04: The Verbalizer — superhero who just won't shut up. Bores his enemies to death.
33: 2013-12-03: I possess the superpower of three-dimensional hearing, which is pretty amazing since I have only two ears.
34: 2013-11-15: RT @crston7: I'll be honest my body is super attracted to your body but when you speak my brain just gets sad, and more than a little angry…
35: 2013-10-14: There's healthy selfies, then there's selfie addiction. Even if you're a supermodel, you don't want mediocre shots diluting your best ones.
36: 2013-10-09: Exposed to a nearly lethal dose of gamma radiation, I have gained the superhero power of detecting my own bullshit. Boy this stuff stinks!
37: 2013-10-07: Modern society is supersaturated with stimulation. You can't get anyone to pay attention to anything for longer than a TV show.
38: 2013-05-16: RT @DostoevskyDaily: "Is it really not possible to touch the gaming table without being instantly infected by superstition?" ~ Dostoevsky, …
39: 2013-05-07: @K8Silver Anything before "@" and everybody gets it, got it? Also #hashtag #everything. Makes you #supercool with the #incrowd.
40: 2013-05-07: Spoiler Alert: The hero loses his superpower but finds a way to gain it back through his own ingenuity.
41: 2013-05-07: The Achilles' heel of every superhero, real or fictional, is to spend his superpowers to their limit until they do not work anymore.
42: 2013-04-20: Stevland Judkins isn't very superstitious.
43: 2013-02-20: "Superhero Fantasy Meets Reality" - sample chapter of a book under construction http://t.co/4kYuoLDg
44: 2013-02-17: Superhero burnout is caused by compassion and good intentions exercised without boundaries and capacity controls.
45: 2013-02-17: A superpower is not just the power to do good but the ability to screw up your own life and the lives of others in much bigger ways.
46: 2013-02-10: Healthy, employed, living within ones means, addictions under control, not in a dysfunctional relationship — superpowers few possess.
47: 2013-02-09: The Superhero Handbook: 3-minute audio reading from my current writing project https://t.co/79hTR98G http://t.co/P4ios8Lz
48: 2013-01-24: RT @SuperSillay: Good judgement comes from experience. And experience comes from bad judgement.
49: 2013-01-17: The Superhero's Conundrum: The needs of the world are so vast that no matter how great your superpowers they will never be enough.
50: 2013-01-17: The challenge to every superhero is how to not become super-exhausted and super-cynical when the demands for rescue exceed ones powers.
51: 2013-01-17: Superman's problem isn't rescuing people. It's deciding who not to rescue.
52: 2013-01-12: RT @MailOnline: IBM wipes supercomputer's hard drives in bid to stop potty-mouthed machine uttering obscenities http://t.co/3BIX0PAo
53: 2013-01-10: Attn superheroes: Never hold your supervillain in a glass cell because he can always hack into the mainframe to get out. Steel never fails!
54: 2013-01-09: On My Bucket List: Read about the disintegration of my own marriage at the supermarket checkout.
55: 2013-01-03: Just having your own act together is a superpower few possess.
56: 2012-12-28: @laurenahayes Which only proves the superior management skills of the male.
57: 2012-12-24: Steve Jobs' saddest and most un-Jobsian legacy: a superyacht, now impounded http://t.co/s7Htbs4R via @TIME
58: 2012-12-22: Superhero demonstrating wrist utility device. http://t.co/nvtHyTrq
59: 2012-12-11: I am not a wealthy man, but I do have a lot of transit passes and supermarket discount cards. http://t.co/coTkp7Ct
60: 2012-11-21: RT @HLMenckenBot: All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him a ...
61: 2012-11-15: World's largest Walmart. I'm there! Right now! Aren't you jealous? (@ Walmart Supercenter) [pic]: http://t.co/q2fWC2XZ
62: 2012-11-11: I have given up on running a Justice League because I can't handle the egos. Give a guy a super power and soon he's a super asshole.
63: 2012-11-07: If you sing a song about your new lover's supernatural powers, expect to sing another one later about how they let you down.
64: 2012-10-17: @BadDalaiLama Dude, that Superhero Handbook is great writing!
65: 2012-10-17: "The Superhero Handbook: A Do-Gooder's Guide to Saving the Planet" - 2008 book I forgot I wrote. http://t.co/vaWKTL8L http://t.co/OhLxd0Vu
66: 2012-10-04: Super Spam Attractor #2: Diet dieting liposuction cannabis medical marijuana insurance cholesterol injured injury lawyer horny—spambots GO!
67: 2012-10-03: My Super Spam Attractor caught these 3 fake followers, promoting plastic surgery but buried in real-looking accounts. http://t.co/DRwGaZla
68: 2012-10-03: My Super Spam Attractor: weight loss fat vitamin supplement nutrition loan buy gold male enhancement investment foreclosure plastic surgery!
69: 2012-09-28: Modest exercise improves your health and longevity, but there is no evidence that "super exercise" (marathons, etc.) does much more for you.
70: 2012-09-23: Monthly supermarket irony: alleged fat-burning secrets on the same cover as recipes for rich desserts. http://t.co/1zIa9NRW
71: 2012-09-19: Super egos often go supernova. Fun to watch, but only from a distance.
72: 2012-09-17: The fantasy of love—two superheroes joining forces—is rarely the reality.
73: 2012-09-08: RT @aristosophy: Neither side of the road is inherently superior to the other, so we should all choose for ourselves on which side to dr ...
74: 2012-07-15: RT @Kyoks1: Ley d super heroe: al rescatar a alguien, debe pagar por ello d forma incomoda y dolorosa porque si no, lo dara por hecho vi ...
75: 2012-07-15: @Andreaof9 Actually, it was Superman who never learned. He got himself sucked into a high-dependency relationship.
76: 2012-07-15: Superhero Law: When you rescue someone, they should pay a price. It has to be painful and awkward for them or they'll expect it again.
77: 2012-07-09: The destiny of a god or superhero is to be cursed by the people who worship him when he fails to live up to their impossible expectations.
78: 2012-07-08: The brain is not a supercomputer. It does not have to retain millions of facts. It only has to make wise choices.
79: 2012-07-03: No superhero, no matter how great his powers, can right every injustice. You must choose your battles wisely and let the others go.
80: 2012-06-27: Jet-lagged and delirious, wandering the chips aisle of an American supermarket, giggling about the Cheese Balls. A terrible male affliction?
81: 2012-05-23: I'm not saying my phylum is superior, but when was the last time you met an arthropod who truly cared?
82: 2012-05-20: The greatest alliance of superheroes ever assembled! http://t.co/HsPqrTqU
83: 2012-05-17: RT @JennyKens: @BadDalaiLama That's not what I saw supervising visits w moms n kids at treatment centers. They know they fucked up.
84: 2012-05-06: SuperMoon™ is the rare conjunction of an routine astronomical phenomenon and a slow news day.
85: 2012-05-05: Look up at the moon tonight and you'll see the magical glow of marketing. SuperMoon™ — 15% More At No Additional Charge!
86: 2012-05-02: Soy súper fan de @Kyoks1 @MikeBaroudi cuz they're superfans of me! With soy sauce on top!
87: 2012-04-23: Reconnecting with my native culture after a long overseas journey. (@ Walmart Supercenter w/ 2 others) [pic]: http://t.co/UJFa2UPL
88: 2012-04-20: If you're an athlete in top form, you focus on what's important and eliminate any superfluous shit that gets in the way.
89: 2012-04-19: .@Kyoks1 The private lives of celebrities should remain private because we prefer our heroes to be superhuman and without flaw.
90: 2012-04-10: Explaining the ancient Cray supercomputer, now a museum piece. To learn more about the Cray, ask Siri. http://t.co/SljsGroA
91: 2012-04-09: If aliens visiting Earth are a superior race, they will reveal themselves when they choose to. Until then, relax. Focus on earthly life.
92: 2012-04-08: About 1/3 of the wine section of a Florida supermarket. I seriously don't have a clue how to tell them apart. http://t.co/u3j3c05N
93: 2012-04-01: Unless you believe your genes are inherently superior and must be preserved, bringing new children into the world makes no sense.
94: 2012-03-15: If Superman was so "super" why didn't he have panties like this? http://t.co/SBXfNhJC
95: 2012-03-14: What you get when you have a Super Bitch for a girlfriend. http://t.co/rWO8EIm2
96: 2012-03-12: I'm very proud of my supernumerary nipple. It makes me more James Bond villainish.
97: 2012-03-06: Your greatest superpower is the freedom to walk away. You don't need to use it, but having it amplifies all your other powers.
98: 2012-03-05: Superman was Lois Lane's enabler. Every rescue just encouraged her to get into more trouble.
99: 2012-03-05: The risk in being a superhero is that the people you rescue come to expect it and lose the incentive to rescue themselves.
100: 2012-02-14: Wandering the aisles of a Dawson Creek supermarket with my $2.67 gas bar credit, but can't think of anything I want. http://t.co/GeOgPw60
101: 2012-02-06: A balanced diet and moderate exercise can help you live longer, but super-nutrition or hyper-exercise won't do anything more.
102: 2012-02-06: The trouble with being a god or superhero is that people will eventually expect more of you than even you are capable of.
103: 2012-02-06: One team lost but the other team won, which I guess is a positive thing for them. #SuperBowl #cantfigureitout #meaningless. #drivel
104: 2012-02-06: The trouble with superheroes in real life is they fly into a problem expecting to save people but end up becoming part of the problem.
105: 2012-02-06: "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." — George Bernard Shaw
106: 2012-02-06: Super Bowl Sunday: a brilliantly engineered commercial holiday designed to fill the marketing gap between Christmas and Valentines Day.
107: 2012-02-06: Super Bowl Sunday is a humble time to reflect on the vast wasted human potential of the millions of people watching it.
108: 2012-01-15: RT @Kyoks1: "@BadDalaiLama: My superpower is thinking things through."☇ a very valuable one! your badlyness ☺
109: 2012-01-15: My superpower is thinking things through.
110: 2012-01-04: Of course you know supercontinents of the past—Pangaea, Gondwana, Laurasia, Pannotia—but what will be the next? Pangaea Ultima? Amasia?
111: 2012-01-01: For me, the nearest thing to a porn superstore. I come oogle and sometimes buy. (@ Fry's Electronics) [pic]: http://t.co/NTITzcVL
112: 2011-12-26: Christmas is almost over. Relax. Take a breather. Then get ready for our next fake consumer holiday: Super Bowl!
113: 2011-12-22: Every superpower has its dark side.
114: 2011-12-18: eduegotism — n. the sense of entitlement and superiority expressed by college professors who have never experienced the real world directly.
115: 2011-12-12: Even superheroes have to stop and do their laundry. People are going to die, but you can't be flying around in a soiled supersuit.
116: 2011-11-25: @piratehook3r "Apparently I get all of my super powers from my dimples." <== Indeed, without them you're a mere mortal.
117: 2011-11-21: I don't see the point of an "Adult Superstore". It's not like there's a huge diversity of products. Archive photos: http://t.co/jYeTDplm
118: 2011-11-17: "Hydroponic Gardening Superstore" — What are people in South Florida growing hydroponicly that they need a superstore?... Wait, never mind!
119: 2011-11-03: Having someone worship you is dangerous. It can quickly turn to violence when you fail to deliver the supernatural things they expect.
120: 2011-10-22: Many Walmarts make fine campgrounds, either in a vehicle or in grass nearby. See my patented Supercenter Camping Method http://t.co/SfYDsNGQ
121: 2011-10-13: @xtinewu Sounds like you could use a Big Mac and fries right now—supersized!
122: 2011-09-28: Lobsters on Death Row at a supermarket in Lexington, Mass. http://t.co/kimVRbov
123: 2011-09-20: Best supermarket chain in America — only in CA, NV & AZ. (@ fresh&easy) http://t.co/DLynNbIa
124: 2011-09-18: Superman can fly through the air but can his sperm? That would lead to impregnated virgins and some damn good excuses. "Supersperm got me!"
125: 2011-09-02: RT @SirRocket: @BadDalaiLama Kind of disappointed "supersizers" didn't catch on. But "persons of size" is almost equally excellent.
126: 2011-08-06: Being a Born-Again Christian allows you to feel confident and superior even when your life is obviously going nowhere.
127: 2011-07-28: I do not regard my own genome to be so superior that I need to replicate it with tiny little partial clones of myself. That's just creepy!
128: 2011-07-28: Supercat gone missing! http://t.co/FMsIJUq
129: 2011-07-08: Beautiful people have a natural affinity for each other, resulting in a distinct race of super-beautiful progeny—although not too bright.
130: 2011-07-01: If the U.S. legalized meth use, would it also legalize massive cross-border shipments? Would Wal-Mart sell it? Ads for it on Super Bowl?
131: 2011-06-17: Maybe Bin Laden won after all, bankrupting a superpower. $3 TRILLION over 15 years. http://j.mp/iMxBYJ via @brainpicker
132: 2011-06-15: The main problem with being a supervillain is you have to shave twice a day to maintain that bald supervillain sheen.
133: 2011-05-15: The most valuable superpower isn't seeing through walls but accurately perceiving what's right in front of you.
134: 2011-05-09: New video: Canada Explained in Two Minutes! http://youtu.be/B2ePV6XuJLA Shot 10 days ago in the boreal forest north of Lake Superior.
135: 2011-05-09: Exploring Harry's Hideaway, an abandoned roadhouse on the north shore of Lake Superior. http://youtu.be/zYXewpQgw4M (5:40) 9 days ago.
136: 2011-05-01: We don't need demons, devils and supernatural monsters. Humans can do evil just fine on their own!
137: 2011-04-30: Lake Superior. Where does water end and sky begin? http://t.co/4zUuiPf
138: 2011-04-30: Old Woman Bay, Lake Superior. http://t.co/k5LKNXi
139: 2011-04-29: You can't have this island. It's mine! http://twitpic.com/4r64eg/full (North Shore of Lake Superior)
140: 2011-04-29: On Lake Superior, boating season isn't quite upon us yet. http://twitpic.com/4qxsnc/full (Red Cliff, Ontario, yesterday)
141: 2011-04-29: #### End. This has been a 1-hour essay by the Bad Dalai Lama: "Your Superpowers"
142: 2011-04-29: The sadness of the superhero is you cannot save everyone. In the end, you have to worry about systems, not individuals.
143: 2011-04-29: Superheroes get a lot of press for saving those in peril, but the real accomplishment is disabling the peril so no rescue is needed.
144: 2011-04-29: Superheroes see the "big picture" of what is going on in the world and where they are headed. You can do that, too!
145: 2011-04-29: There are no "ordinary" days in the life of a superhero, and there shouldn't be in your life either.
146: 2011-04-29: We are all superheroes if we choose to be.
147: 2011-04-29: Every superhero has to come to grips with his own superpower. He denies it for a while until he recognizes the necessity of using it.
148: 2011-04-29: The superpower of infinite creativity is within your grasp. You just do it!
149: 2011-04-29: The greatest superpower is being able to separate your ego from the objective reality outside you.
150: 2011-04-29: The most useful superpower is being able to see yourself as you really are and modifying your own behavior based on that vision.
151: 2011-04-29: Each of us is a potential superhero, possessing certain skills or resources that others can only marvel at.
152: 2011-04-29: Any mundane ability is a superpower to someone who can't do it.
153: 2011-04-29: My superpower is directional urination while standing up. It may not sound like much, but it's the envy of the female world.
154: 2011-04-28: If you want the Alaska Highway experience without going that far, driving over the top of Lake Superior will give a pretty good taste of it.
155: 2011-04-16: If you are religious, then no matter how mundane and restricted your life may be, you can feel superior, because God knows you personally.
156: 2011-04-02: Every superhero needs a supervillain to define him, and vice versa, so when the opportunity comes to kill each other, they won't do it.
157: 2011-03-24: technological chauvinism—n. the belief of each new generation that its technology renders it inherently superior to any previous generation.
158: 2011-03-22: To me, jumping from Istanbul to Rome to Hawaii seems as superficial as changing TV channels, because it doesn't change my core goals.
159: 2011-03-18: Video Postcard: supermarket produce dept. in Houston (3 days ago) http://youtu.be/cKQesXq58uA 40-second iPhone video. Pretty colors!
160: 2011-03-17: At the Big Save supermarket in Lihue, a loaf of bread on sale for $6.63. (Well, it's a big loaf. Regular size: $5.69.) http://t.co/C4Lvoa1
161: 2011-03-17: Now at the Lihue airport terminal, recharging my devices. Will remain here until all my superpowers are restored. Then head off by bus.
162: 2011-03-12: Men seek superior health and childbearing ability. Women seek a strong protector. These agendas are encoded in modern sexual preference.
163: 2011-03-06: The "premium" option in anything is usually just a ruse to make money by giving people the illusion of superiority.
164: 2011-03-06: #### End. This has been a one-hour essay from the Bad Dalai Lama: "Advice for Superheroes"
165: 2011-03-06: Some secrecy is essential for superheroes. You must closely hold your powers and intentions or everyone will demand rescue. Hence the mask.
166: 2011-03-06: The pain of a superhero is that even with his superpowers he must refuse most calls for help, because there are too many.
167: 2011-03-06: We all have superpowers—the ability to help those in need. And we all face the same dilemma as superheros: who to help and when to let go.
168: 2011-03-06: The challenge of superheroism is to help others without enabling dependence or dysfunction.
169: 2011-03-06: Dear Superman: If you keep rescuing Lois Lane, she's going to keep getting into trouble.
170: 2011-03-06: ++++ Begin one-hour essay: "Advice for Superheroes"
171: 2011-03-04: Jerkness is a defense mechanism. The more the jerk loathes himself inside, the more aggressively he must assert superiority on the outside.
172: 2011-03-04: jerk — n. one who actively and transparently asserts his superiority over others.
173: 2011-03-04: My Superpower: drive 1000s of miles without turning on the radio or a motel room TV. Also: go 5 minutes without checking Twitter.
174: 2011-02-25: Super Bowl Weekend, NBA All-Star Weekend, Oscars, Golden Globes... Aren't we just making shit up for people with no meaning in their lives?
175: 2011-02-24: A super man. http://twitpic.com/436eb1
176: 2011-02-22: Real-time news is like a diet of junk food. You get only superficial flavors with little nutrition... sensations without understanding.
177: 2011-02-07: Was planning to head to Cairo tomorrow, but apparently there have been Twitter connectivity issues. Something to do with the Super Bowl?
178: 2011-02-07: Does postpartum depression also apply to Super Bowl?
179: 2011-02-07: So this is anhedonia. Complete absence of feeling. Waiting for the Super Bowl to end.
180: 2011-02-07: RT @AhmNoHere: In a rare display of unity, the whole of Twitter came together to mock the Black Eyed Peas. It was emotional. #Superbowl
181: 2011-02-07: Watching more Super Bowl than I have ever tolerated before. I must be mellowing. (@ Chicago Getaway Hostel) http://4sq.com/ec4pxz
182: 2011-01-23: His Holiness has superhuman powers: He can drive coast-to-coast and never turn on the radio, check into a motel and never turn on the TV.
183: 2011-01-15: Seasons in America: Superbowl, Valentines, Easter, Mothersday, Fathersday, Fourthofjuly, Backtoschool, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas.
184: 2011-01-15: So which is better: Venice, Italy; Venice, California or Venice, Florida? (Hint: Only one has a Walmart Supercenter.)
185: 2011-01-15: Local manifestation of Superbowl season. http://twitpic.com/3q8acp
186: 2011-01-08: People are suckers for correlation, seeking the superficial symbols of health, happiness and achievement instead the causative actions.
187: 2011-01-07: Sometimes the most important thing you can do is your laundry. Even superheros have to wash their supersuits!
188: 2011-01-02: We buy crappy products (and make crappy life choices) because we mistake the superficial symbols of quality for the real thing.
189: 2010-12-24: Anyone can fly through the air like Superman! (But you can only go in one direction, and landing is a bitch.)
190: 2010-12-17: Language Police: "smart" has connotations of elitism and superiority. Use "idiocy challenged".
191: 2010-12-09: Even superheroes have to stop and do their laundry. People are going to die, but you can't be flying around in a soiled supersuit.
192: 2010-12-08: Watch "Megamind"! Earnest bad guy yapping at the heels of a too-good superhero. Yup, we can identify!
193: 2010-11-17: There is nothing more ineffective in curing addiction than mandated drug treatment. As soon as supervision ends, so does the cure.
194: 2010-09-24: The trouble with superheroes in real life is they fly into a problem expecting to save people but end up becoming part of the problem.
195: KilroyCafe: 2010-12-03: It gives me great pleasure to hang around an airport gate when a flight has been delayed and listen to people bitch. Makes me feel superior.
196: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-24: RT @BadDalaiLama: The trouble with superheroes in real life is they fly into a problem expecting to save people but end up becoming part ...
197: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-13: New photos from Duluth and Lake Superior: http://j.mp/yhIpF
198: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-08: NEW! At your supermarket now! Junk Food Throwback Editions. Made with REAL sugar, REAL fat and REAL salt!
199: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-28: WAL-MART MOTEL $15/night — Park in supercenter lot. Sleeping bag $10. Tarp $5. Sleep in grass just out of sight. Wake and leave before dawn.
200: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-26: It's the same ol' story in Alabama: The brand spankin' new Wal-Mart Supercenter put the po' lil' Piggly Wiggly outta bidnis.
201: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-21: The trouble with being a god or superhero is that people will eventually expect more of you than you're capable of.
202: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-28: On my bucket list: Have every twist and turn of my love life chronicled on the covers of supermarket tabloids.
203: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-22: "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." — George Bernard Shaw
204: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-26: The trouble with superheroes in real life is they fly into a problem expecting to save people but end up becoming part of the problem.
205: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-25: My superpowers: SPACIALMAN! - Without electronic help, I always know which way north is and how far it is to the nearest Wal-Mart™.
206: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-21: "This is why Superman works alone." - Batman
207: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-13: No porno mag can match the exploitation, superficiality and naked voyeurism of any issue of People Magazine.
208: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-08: A language is more than words. It's also our shared experience: Super Bowl, Octomom, etc. To speak it well you need to know popular culture.
209: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-07: Super Bowl Sunday is a time to reflect on the vast wasted human potential of the people watching it.
210: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-07: Super Bowl Sunday: an artificially created holiday designed to sell commercial products in the gap between Christmas and Valentines Day.
211: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-07: New Orleans is being wiped off the earth by rising sea levels, but winning the Super Bowl would make everyone feel better, so... GO SAINTS!
212: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-05: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! (Add to your spell check exceptions. Never know when you might need it!)
213: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-14: New Homeless by Choice blog entry: "The Supercenter Camping Method" http://bit.ly/1emner - More clever solutions from the Acme Corporation.
214: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-30: "Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it." - Helen Keller
215: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-24: According to supermarket tabloids, Sarah Palin's marriage is on the rocks. Who's a thunk it?!
216: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-21: A funny blog of mis-captioned photos: superpoop.com>http://www.superpoop.com
217: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-29: Travelers' essentials along any highway in America: gas stations, restaurants, motels, adult superstores, "Nude Girls - XXX".
218: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-19: In Canada, I find that conversations just go better with a few superfluous "eh?"s thrown in, eh?
219: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-19: A low-fat diet and moderate exercise can help you live longer, but super-nutrition or hyper-exercise don't do anything more.
220: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-19: Ah, relief! Found a big Carrefour supermarket near Piraeus. I can eat again!
221: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-13: My spy photos from the Adam & Eve™ Romance Superstore, St. Augustine, Florida (taken an hour ago) http://bit.ly/AwbNN - So this is romance?
222: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-11: In Country music, life is superficial: Love is good, breaking up bad, traditions wholesome, broken hearts tragic... BOR-ing!
223: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-05: For a witness to be emotionally satisfying he must be superhuman to us. We feel alive only when acknowledged by someone higher.
224: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-04: I've seen a lot of things in Europe, but what I remember right now are the fresh rolls I bought in the supermarket at the Frankfort airport.
225: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-01: Even superheroes have to do their laundry. Yes, people are going to die, but you can't be flying around in a soiled supersuit.
226: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-14: At the Frankfurt airport there's a full service supermarket (hiding under Terminal 1). Low prices! I could live here!
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