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1: 2018-12-15: "Get Ready for the Coming Permanent Recession" - My Philosophy Monograph #180 (1 Dec) - https://t.co/Yg35wYJJiP - Reactivating an old newsletter format last used in 2008. https://t.co/i5fJFgeiJX
2: 2018-04-05: Same old story: She wasn’t getting enough hits on YouTube, so she went postal at YouTube HQ. #violentwomen
3: 2018-02-23: OLD: Take only photos. 📸 Leave only footprints. 👣
4: 2017-08-17: Times like these call for a good old-fashioned Indiana Jones Lost Ark of the Covenant Nazi face melting.
5: 2017-03-17: The whole world is hanging on the words of a spoiled 13-year-old.
6: 2017-03-13: The worst disease of youth is pathological risk-taking. For the old, it's pathological risk aversion.
7: 2017-01-17: The pathological risk-taking of youth is matched only by the pathological risk aversion of old age.
8: 2017-01-16: We should dispel ourselves of the notion that if someone is old they are wise. A more likely characteristic is "entrenched".
9: 2016-11-05: Disturbing fact: Former Playboy centerfold models are dying at an alarming rate… of old age!
10: 2016-11-05: Fun McFact: Chicken McNuggets are 33 years old. Not all of them though, just the ones I had today.
11: 2016-10-27: If your older self could give advice to your younger self, the younger one would probably say, "Fuck off, old man!"
12: 2016-09-18: RT @sciam: The old adage that necessity is the mother of innovation doesn’t hold water, a growing body of research finds. https://t.co/sUgH…
13: 2016-09-16: RT @MooseAllain: Poor old Escher, he never quite reached the top of his profession.
14: 2016-09-05: "Oh What A Night" took place in "late December back in '63", which would make the participants AT LEAST 70 YEARS OLD NOW! #believeitornot
15: 2016-05-18: Being the oldest person in the world may sound cool until you realize there's a younger competitor ready take your place in a few days.
16: 2016-05-02: RT @nypost: The 54-year-old “Sail Away” singer was outed last week as the richest female in British and Irish history https://t.co/debf40zb…
17: 2016-04-22: RT @Peripatetia: Following a woman in a red hat in Old Quebec (2 days ago) @ Quebec, Quebec https://t.co/fHpKVkY92X
18: 2016-02-23: With the old folks at home. https://t.co/SLWCuA0bjv https://t.co/3dD7q2AF37
19: 2016-01-09: What makes you seem "old" is not age but the insistence on pursuing fixed goals rather than the opportunities actually available to you.
20: 2015-12-18: Neglect fashion at your peril. It tells the world whether you're old or young, fat or thin, self-confident or insecure.
21: 2015-11-12: Every generation thinks they're different, that the old rules don't apply to them, then they make all the same mistakes as their parents.
22: 2015-07-04: These kids totally capture the old people vibe. https://t.co/Uxq6zb5qXd (1 minute video)
23: 2015-06-29: Japan's Orwellian future: too many old people. http://t.co/UdtMtUq5xI
24: 2015-05-29: What is taken for wisdom in the old is often merely inertia.
25: 2015-05-06: Why do they keep making new porn? It's not like the storyline has changed. Why can't they recycle the old porn and save the environment?
26: 2015-04-08: Not a thing you see every day: a 100-year-old murderer. @nytimes
27: 2015-03-04: RT @the_anastasia: Just because you're older, doesn't mean you're smarter.
28: 2015-02-18: History accumulates like snow on a glacier, compressing the older layers until they're almost forgotten.
29: 2015-02-12: For the past 30 years, I have been running into old people—hobbled, fatalistic and given up on change—who were born after I was. So sad!
30: 2014-11-30: Edgar Allan Poe, at age 27, married his 13-year-old cousin. So, yeah, a little creepy. @Peripatetia
31: 2014-11-06: RT @VeryShortStory: I am lonely. I make paper people out of old newspapers. We sit and talk. We start to bicker. They throw me out, bundled…
32: 2014-10-28: Old guy, now dead, claims to have worked with alien craft at Area 51. Video, article and comments. https://t.co/kNVq98G5qm
33: 2014-09-13: They engaged in a bitter custody battle over the dog that only ended when the dog died of old age.
34: 2014-09-11: The old D.A.R.E. program did not work, but this one does: @sciammind http://t.co/95IjEADPOT
35: 2014-08-20: RT @washingtonpost: It's not just your imagination, there are a lot of old posts in your Facebook feed. http://t.co/bqfgGSrP15
36: 2014-08-06: "Young" is the state of not having screwed up your life yet. "Old" is being already trapped. Years have little to do with it.
37: 2014-07-31: Old age has been determined to be a risk factor in dying. @TheEconomist
38: 2014-07-13: Rock 'n Roll Fact: Christian Rock is only 4000 years old.
39: 2014-06-10: "Maybe they didn't die of old age," said the space detective. "Maybe they had the life force drained out of them."
40: 2014-05-21: Found some of my old UFO contacts in the Encyclopedia of American Loons. t takes a loon to keep track of them all! http://t.co/W8uQ2T3KdD
41: 2014-05-03: "Old" isn't an age but an attitude toward life. As soon as you say, "I'm too old to change now," you're it.
42: 2014-05-01: On My Bucket List: Become a Creation scientist, proving by scientific means that the earth is less than 6000 years old.
43: 2014-04-27: Down by the river in Olden, Norway - 360° hi-res panorama (Apr 11) http://t.co/aBCiX9o0LC
44: 2014-04-22: You don't tug on Superman's cape. Don't spit into the wind. Don't pull on the mask of old Lone Ranger and DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING CELLPHONE!!
45: 2014-04-08: Call me old-fashioned if you will, but I prefer simple causation. None of this correlation mumbo-jumbo, thank you.
46: 2014-03-29: Technology and advances in law may eliminate old forms of slavery, but they usually create new ones in their place.
47: 2014-03-20: You are getting older. Time to get serious. When are you going to settle down, get married, have children and fall deeply into debt?
48: 2014-03-17: The oldest Machiavellian trick in the book: Nurture external enemies to consolidate power at home.
49: 2014-03-04: Crimea is home of the world oldest pyramid, dating to the dinosaurs and presumably built by them. http://t.co/o8lfYnx94Y Via @ohboywhatashot
50: 2014-02-26: Old Jerusalem: A newly reedited video of my walk from the Damascus Gate to the Western Wall. Dec. 2010. http://t.co/JdCBfVBOA7
51: 2014-01-31: He joined the Witness Protection Program. He got a new name and new life. Then he reproduced his sleazy old life all over again.
52: 2014-01-30: Dressed as a woman in his younger years, he was poetry in motion. Now, much older, he is doggerel in drag.
53: 2014-01-10: @K8Silver Try da frozen pasties. Ya won't see many old folks tho. Da Yoopers freeze em in da fall and thaw em out in da spring.
54: 2014-01-02: RT @martinlighthous: I liked a @YouTube video from @baddalailama http://t.co/3vJIBu5Ool Old Jerusalem: Walking From Damascus Gate to the We…
55: 2013-12-22: I have an idea! Let's spice up an old Christmas carol with some hip new sounds and make lots of money from Muzak plays! #followthemoney
56: 2013-12-10: Ming: your source for 500-year-old clam chowder.
57: 2013-12-01: "Old" is a self-imposed choice to give up trying.
58: 2013-11-27: Area 51 Research Center, Las Vegas Office - new photos of my old digs in the 1990s
59: 2013-11-19: RT @GeorgieLeeBooks: Are these the world's oldest selfies? http://t.co/JnFBRiWvjb via @DailyMailUS
60: 2013-11-03: Circa 1913? An old photo I took myself in the DjurgĂĄrden, Stockholm. Seems like only yesterday. (Actually, it was.) http://t.co/iGCymm4Wn0
61: 2013-10-17: You're only as old as the situation you put yourself in.
62: 2013-09-24: An authentic piece of Old Europe in America. @ Columbus, Ohio http://t.co/Lprok7f6V2
63: 2013-09-19: There's always lots of weather to talk about when the old folks get together. Every. Single. Morning.… http://t.co/CLrYFKUzKJ
64: 2013-09-12: Porn production shut down by HIV scare. Who will notice? It's not like there has been any new technology. Just recycle the old porn!
65: 2013-08-15: I love having people younger than me tell me they're too old to change now.
66: 2013-08-12: Colleges can sell a "BS" in anything. Student loans will pay for it, so they just need to sucker an 18-year-old into "believing in himself".
67: 2013-07-21: On My Bucket List: Prove, through the power of science, that the Earth is only as old as the Bible says it is.
68: 2013-06-28: What is taken as wisdom in the old is often merely inertia.
69: 2013-06-07: Checked into my old hostel in Athens for 6 hours. Nice place, but got this crumbling building out back. [pic]: http://t.co/EWjPNiD0Jm
70: 2013-06-04: The cruelest way to murder someone is make them die of old age.
71: 2013-05-27: @kendincebilen Thanks! The English edition is more refined. I spent a month on a few new chapters and editing the old ones.
72: 2013-05-20: I never lived through war, but I am old enough to remember the Rural Purge of 1970-71. Those were not happy times.
73: 2013-05-13: People don't want new ideas. New ideas are scary! They want old ideas with new gift wrapping.
74: 2013-05-07: Eastern Europe is a joy to visit! Modern, prosperous and cheap—half the price of Old Europe. You'll get along fine in English.
75: 2013-04-26: "The old ways are the best," said the Luddite, dying an early death from a curable disease.
76: 2013-04-12: RT @tipsfromkatee: can you believe that in the old times people posted thousands of tweets at a time and printed them out and then sold ...
77: 2013-04-01: On My Bucket List: Gather every day with folks my own age to talk about the weather, the old days and how the country has gone to hell.
78: 2013-03-29: Older me to the younger one: "I can't believe you took those foolish risks!" Younger me to the older one: "Get off your ass, dummy!"
79: 2013-03-22: Staying in a crowded, seething tenement in old New York. (@ New York Loft Hostel) [pic]: http://t.co/e5DnoWChsq
80: 2013-03-21: Writer's block is my old friend. I have nothing to fear from him because I know, with meditation, I can always find a way around him.
81: 2013-03-09: iPhone Separation Anxiety (ISA) is greatly reduced when your older iPhone is past its discount upgrade date. Go ahead, punk, get lost!
82: 2013-03-03: The mob takes to the streets, tearing down the symbols of the old order, demanding, "Someone must take care of us!"
83: 2013-02-14: Old scoff at the young; "So naive!" Young scoff at the old: "So entrenched!"
84: 2013-02-13: Gypsy woman. ... More photos from Old Town Alexandria added to end of album: https://t.co/q3aCNv6u http://t.co/Ru3029Ws
85: 2013-02-06: "That’s the wonderful thing about foreign travel, suddenly you are five years old again..." Quote: http://t.co/LYm0Skq7 via @AbbigailEva
86: 2013-01-29: Time flies, dude! Those rebels of early rock who died of drug overdoses might be dying now anyway—of old age!
87: 2013-01-18: Home of the tick! (@ Old Lyme, CT) [pic]: http://t.co/TNT0ItL6
88: 2013-01-08: Sean Morton: New update on my old Area 51 nemesis, UFO Watchdog: http://t.co/wlsGgRtH - Poor guy. His own worst enemy. http://t.co/KJBDb4aw
89: 2013-01-07: "Old" is self-defined by ones willingness to say, "I'm too old to change."
90: 2013-01-05: Instant casting! This 3-year-old took one look at me, with my Lex Luther haircut, and said, "Bad guy!" Made my day! http://t.co/imu7Aoob
91: 2012-12-27: Old Montreal - new photo album shot this evening. http://t.co/ZuxwZpKb http://t.co/7rVkRv67
92: 2012-12-24: @lawnrocket Skeptical. "Experiences" = complication. What's wrong with plain old Hostelworld? Just book and go!
93: 2012-12-22: RT @nytimes: A 52-Year-Old Man Is Convicted, in Juvenile Court, of a 36-Year-Old Murder http://t.co/svxPCGsB
94: 2012-12-22: @siskonen Not my grandmom! In Middle America, nearly all older women are "pregnant".
95: 2012-12-21: Been reading some of my old screen stories from 2008. Some are quite good! Always a surprise at the end. http://t.co/xsaqOIU8
96: 2012-11-23: Call me old-fashioned, but the traditional ways of revenge are best. You want them to bleed before your eyes. Don't just send an email.
97: 2012-11-18: Israel is a sucker for that old schoolyard ploy: "Go ahead, cross this line. I dare you. What are you, chicken? Come and get me, Israel!"
98: 2012-11-12: Old men gathered in the American Heartland discussing the nation's problems. They have all the answers! http://t.co/ZcVMMksO
99: 2012-11-11: The young say: "I've got plenty if time. I'll change later." The old say: "It's too late to change now." So when?
100: 2012-11-11: "I'm too old to change now," is a fatalistic attitude unrelated to age. You even hear teenagers say it!
101: 2012-11-11: Your choice: a) "I'm too old to change now." or b) "Time is running out. I have to change quickly!"
102: 2012-11-04: Finally acknowledging your repressed sexual identity opens up a whole new world—with just as many problems as your old world.
103: 2012-10-26: This town is some kind of Steven King freak zone. Everyone is under 25. WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH THE OLD PEOPLE??? http://t.co/wj4xTcCf
104: 2012-10-16: They have dual standards here for "old". http://t.co/WKGdF9h0
105: 2012-10-08: Older Canadians are masters at sitting in exactly the same place every morning and shooting the bull. http://t.co/YTsTVWcI
106: 2012-09-07: Old Town Tallinn - hi-res 360 panorama http://t.co/eINuMTnz (one hour ago) http://t.co/itWk0odv
107: 2012-09-05: RT @KilroyCafe: The young man says, "I've got plenty of time. I'll change later." The old man says, "It's too late for me. I can't chang ...
108: 2012-08-21: This woman told me about the history of the school, which was over 100 years old. (Fremont, Ohio, yesterday) http://t.co/IaoWAeTb
109: 2012-08-18: @WittyCassieHere Please use the whole URL of your blog entry. If you use just the website, your old tweets are useless.
110: 2012-08-16: When the new iPhone 5 comes out, we should all donate our old iPhone 4's to the underprivileged children who don't have them. So sad!
111: 2012-08-10: RT @KilroyCafe: Nothing restores one's ego to balance like good old-fashioned failure.
112: 2012-07-26: RT @LIFECOACHERS: The etymology of "children" is "chil" and "dren" which comes from the old Norse and means "Killers of Dreams."
113: 2012-07-17: The biggest difference between the young me and older me is better triage skills.
114: 2012-07-05: "I'm too old to change now," is an excuse almost anyone can use, regardless of age. Even teenagers have been heard to say it.
115: 2012-07-05: Shit Old People Say: "I'm too old to change now."
116: 2012-07-05: Technology does not improve the world. It just changes it, creating new problems to replace the old ones.
117: 2012-06-29: 10 minutes in Dubrovnik (unedited travel video, one week ago) http://t.co/PaVLHUEu Wandering the narrow streets of the Old City.
118: 2012-06-26: RT @KilroyCafe: If you're gonna sell shit, it has to be new shit, not old shit. No one wants old shit, unless it's really, really old hi ...
119: 2012-06-20: View from my hostel window in Dubrovnik. (@ Old Town Hostel) [pic]: http://t.co/GkECwKut
120: 2012-06-12: The age-old problem of running a bar is how to sell people alcohol without drunks trashing the place.
121: 2012-06-10: The greatest burden to the fast food industry is the "Senior Coffee". The old farts buy the coffee, sit in a booth and never leave.
122: 2012-06-09: On My Bucket List: Become so old I get the Senior Discount everywhere it is offered.
123: 2012-06-09: .@dannysainsbury Who you calling "old" buddy?!
124: 2012-06-09: RT @dannysainsbury: The old sage we know as @BadDalaiLama has visited every state in the US a minimum of 8 times. How incredible is that?
125: 2012-06-08: RT @KilroyCafe: The problem with long commitments is the world may change in ways you weren't expecting, then you're trapped in the old ...
126: 2012-06-08: Believe It...Or Not! — Hugh Heffner's original Playboy Playmates are now DYING OF OLD AGE!!!!
127: 2012-06-05: They object to homosexuals in this Arkansas establishment—or maybe ugly old ladies. http://t.co/xF6qqlb9
128: 2012-06-02: The foolish risk taking of youth is usually replaced by pathological risk aversion in old age.
129: 2012-06-02: "Old" is a state of giving up on life and just waiting it out.
130: 2012-05-24: Golden Oldies - The most popular tweets from our training account @KilroyCafe (active 2009-2010) http://t.co/G7jjNF0Y - http://t.co/hkrqHYGV
131: 2012-05-20: RT @(private) @BadDalaiLama My mother is borderline. I love her, but she exhausts me. It's like she's 49 stuck in a 16 year olds mindset.
132: 2012-05-19: What would you do with your life if you knew you had only 5-10 years to live? Welcome to the world of old people!
133: 2012-05-18: The Massachusetts Constitution is the oldest active constitution in the world. http://t.co/tVY0ZRVo
134: 2012-05-14: Overheard from a 5-year-old: "Johnny Depp is a vampire but he's a good vampire." (Tell that to the hippies and construction workers.)
135: 2012-05-08: Call me old fashioned, but I just can't see "The Avengers" without Mrs. Peel in it.
136: 2012-04-19: Shinto seems to be a religion with no specific beliefs except that the old ways are the best.
137: 2012-04-11: Dear old people: You can't stop the clock, but you can clip your nose and ear hair. Just one little thing that cries "old".
138: 2012-04-09: Got my film confiscated here AGAIN! 18 years later. Like old times! (@ National Cryptologic Museum) http://t.co/rZJq42q4
139: 2012-04-09: Still detained (gently) while and "agent" comes from from HQ to check me out. Just like old times! See geotag for location.
140: 2012-04-08: @cottonmouth1 I went glam when I went Kojak about a year ago. The old photos look so... ewww!
141: 2012-04-05: People are getting older faster. The old farts now gripe about the "new" Facebook and how things were so much better in the old days.
142: 2012-04-03: Apophenia is looking up at the clouds and seeing faces or animal shapes or turning on an old-style TV and seeing patterns in the static.
143: 2012-03-26: Sexual politics is as old as sex itself. There is always a competition, some carefully guarded secrets and a risk of deception.
144: 2012-03-24: You know you're getting old when objects from within your own lifetime turn into "antiques". http://t.co/DAhyZD7w
145: 2012-03-23: RT @Kyoks1: “Perhaps the biggest tragedy of our lives is that freedom is possible, yet we can pass our years trapped in the same old pat ...
146: 2012-03-20: @TrekkieGirls What it means is that the original Trekkies are getting frigging OLD! They're collecting Social Security now!
147: 2012-03-18: Call me Old School, but I like to manually flush my own toilet.
148: 2012-03-11: My old Millennium Park photos (but tonight is better!) http://t.co/zJqzy0QQ
149: 2012-03-03: My new nephew was born on February 29, so he's never going to get old.
150: 2012-02-26: Initiative is the ability to change old habits you know aren't best for you. As soon as you know about it, you change!
151: 2012-02-20: If you think you have a brilliant idea, don't expect the world to embrace it, because most people are already invested in the old ideas.
152: 2012-02-20: Funny to watch young siblings in action. The older one is a know-it-all and the younger mimics the older and pretends to be.
153: 2012-02-15: Just stumbled upon a singer with an amazing voice: Sophie Rose. She's only 11 years old! http://t.co/J1kQiLCc or FB http://t.co/0SstBYky
154: 2012-02-05: RT @CandyCrisis: What doesn't kill you makes you older.
155: 2012-02-05: Rule #1 of technology investing: There will always be a new thing to blow away the old thing. #FacebookIPO
156: 2012-02-02: .@pixieinthedark "Why do they keep making more porn?” <== Good question. Can't we just recycle the old porn and save the environment?
157: 2012-01-25: Highlight of my week: a new blankie! (My old one was getting tattered and smelly.) http://t.co/f1fhE3tE
158: 2012-01-25: Every fallen empire of the past has said: "We are totally different. The old rules don't apply to us." But time always proves them wrong.
159: 2012-01-25: @princeboucher LOL! That's what every fallen empire of the past has said: "We are totally different. The old rules don't apply to us."
160: 2012-01-20: RT @mfcompost: Just built an awesome Rube Goldberg machine! It begins with unprotected sex and ends with a 5 year old crying over a lost ...
161: 2012-01-17: You creativity gets blocked when you get hung up on old projects that aren't going anywhere. Set them aside and move on!
162: 2012-01-17: An essential skill of creativity is being able to let go of old projects to make way for new ones.
163: 2012-01-13: Teenagers make no mistakes. To do that you have to be older and wiser.
164: 2012-01-12: Old people like to play games, the same ones over and over. It means they've blocked themselves in and run out of ideas.
165: 2012-01-08: RT @ThatsWright: You can figure out a person's age just by what old TV show they can quote the most from.
166: 2011-12-31: Sometimes you have to remind people of the old technology. http://t.co/bNEBAlKz
167: 2011-12-28: Inspired by my 2-day-old success in quitting caffeine, I have upped the ante on abstinence,quitting all Junk Food. http://t.co/eruF26dn
168: 2011-12-14: The needless risk-taking of youth is usually replaced by pathological risk aversion in old age.
169: 2011-12-12: Death is inevitable, but old is a choice.
170: 2011-12-05: Dear old people: There are many aspects of aging you have little control over, but you can clip your nose and ear hair, dammit!
171: 2011-12-05: What makes someone "old" is not aging of the body but an accumulation of investments that makes them unwilling to change.
172: 2011-12-04: Doing our part to Save the Environment, BDL now recycles year-old tweets between 12 and 6am ET. What are YOU doing?
173: 2011-11-30: Supposedly I'm on TV — Right now! History Channel. Old UFO Hunters episode.
174: 2011-11-29: RT @ExpertPrimate: The only thing that scares me about getting old is old people. Have you ever tried listening to one? So full of shit.
175: 2011-11-19: Same old story: The drunk zoo visitor climbed into the lion habitat and was eaten. Happens all the time. Move along please!
176: 2011-11-15: My iPhone has way more computing power than this clunky old thing. http://t.co/DaVzSzyL (Photo - Stennis Space Flight Center)
177: 2011-11-04: If my modern self could talk to my 20-year-old self, it could point out his defects in judgment and reasoning, but 20 wouldn't listen.
178: 2011-10-29: Catastrophe is a precious resource, the one thing strong enough to kick you out of your old habits into a higher plane.
179: 2011-10-28: You cannot grow unless you are willing to give up old habits and investments. Anything new requires the displacement of something old.
180: 2011-10-26: "The Problems of Attachment" - one of my old Family Court essays on the philosophy of divorce. http://t.co/RlOGwKqb
181: 2011-10-25: Israel is a land where refugees from Ancient Brooklyn have settled and reproduced a idealized version of their old country.
182: 2011-10-23: Music is the ultimate comfort food. No one really wants anything new. They want the old and comfortable.
183: 2011-10-23: Live audiences don't care about new songs. They want to hear the old ones played over and over. For a new song, they go "Huh?"
184: 2011-10-23: Elton John is the epitome of old school has-been. Hasn't written a good song in years. Lavish lifestyle, touring often enough to support it.
185: 2011-10-23: The life of your standard Rock legend is lazy luxury punctuated by occasional tours to re-milk their old songs.
186: 2011-10-23: The main art of music is creating new songs, not re-performing old ones.
187: 2011-10-23: Of all the big names in Rock, how many have produced great new music all their lives? (vs playing the old stuff whenever they need $$)
188: 2011-10-20: The most massive hostel I have ever stayed at, a grand old hotel. (@ HI New York Hostel) http://t.co/DHxVacDr
189: 2011-10-17: RT @GuardianTravel: Behind Las Vegas glitz and glamour lies a dark city marred by poverty http://t.co/KsjbKyvd <== My old town.
190: 2011-10-17: When old people talk about how the world has gone to hell, it's a reflection not of a changing world but the delusions of youth and old age.
191: 2011-10-16: Every anarchist believes he can build a better world merely by destroying the old one.
192: 2011-10-15: Affirming the age-old connection between music and weaponry. http://t.co/wDB0HCIK
193: 2011-10-14: RT @oliverburkeman: One-year-old confused by old-fashioned magazine that doesn't respond the way an iPad does http://t.co/oEdv5TVe
194: 2011-10-13: "I can't change because no one will help me" is the oldest excuse in the book.
195: 2011-10-13: 360° Panoramas from Boston: Government Center http://t.co/MsVGK18V North End http://t.co/R6ylFAcu Old North Church http://t.co/7MoCfCp9
196: 2011-10-09: Every morning, in cafes and parks around the world, millions of old people gather to play games and talk about empty things. What a waste!
197: 2011-10-09: Young people say, "I've got plenty of time. I'll change later." Old people say, "It's too late for me. I can't change now." So when?"
198: 2011-10-07: My old beat at Family Court in Las Vegas. RT @latimes: A chilling account of child prostitution in Las Vegas http://t.co/ByDVwIGZ
199: 2011-09-18: "Old" is a state of entrapment, not necessarily a physical age. When people dress old, act old and believe old things, this they become.
200: 2011-09-18: Returning to the old "Ghost Church" in Nebraska that I visited a couple of years ago. http://t.co/hlep2kb4
201: 2011-09-17: In Olde Danish Iowa. http://t.co/R35TrEp4
202: 2011-09-05: It is usually true that the older a person gets the more entrenched their personality, but acceptance of this is a personality trait itself.
203: 2011-09-04: Young people: Join AARP for $16 at http://AARP.com and get the OLD PEOPLE DISCOUNTS! Don't renew but keep the discount card for life!
204: 2011-09-01: Don't try to tear down the old world. Build a new one.
205: 2011-08-22: Spent about 5 hours here. Just old stuff mainly. (@ Verona) http://t.co/8Q0udsH
206: 2011-08-13: For every fresh young talent coming on the scene a washed up older one is falling off it.
207: 2011-08-10: RT @the_anastasia: Don't you hate it when you run into an old friend and they're not happy to see you and ask you why you're hiding in t ...
208: 2011-08-01: #### End of live-tweeted essay: "Old Age"
209: 2011-08-01: "Old" is the state of being so trapped in your past emotional investments that you can no longer significantly change.
210: 2011-08-01: The reckless risk-taking of youth is usually replaced by pathological risk aversion in old age.
211: 2011-08-01: Death is inevitable, but old is a choice.
212: 2011-08-01: Our 2009 philosophy essay: "The Secret of Eternal Youth" http://j.mp/17w31K - Old age is a philosophical problem, not a physical one.
213: 2011-08-01: Why must people "slow down" in old age? Given the dwindling time, shouldn't you "speed up" to accomplish all you can?
214: 2011-08-01: The young say, "I have plenty of time. I'll change later." The old say, "It's too late for me. I can't change now." So when?
215: 2011-08-01: Most of the inertia of old age has little to with age itself but with an accumulation of investments that make change seem impossible.
216: 2011-07-16: Nothing seems quite so ironic as former Hollywood sex symbols dying of old age.
217: 2011-07-14: Don't complain about getting old. That disclosure has always been part of the rental agreement.
218: 2011-07-11: Every time you go back to your old home town it gets smaller.
219: 2011-07-09: Young people are usually chronological chauvinists in the forward direction, old people in the reverse. ("The old days were better.")
220: 2011-06-28: The REAL Parthenon, not that crumbly old Athens thing. Nashville. http://t.co/F2cJxgG
221: 2011-06-27: RT @CrankyPappy: Low testosterone levels in older men leads to Alzheimer's disease.
222: 2011-06-22: This is where I'm headed today. Old Cairo. Looks like a maze! http://t.co/vNDZTsQ
223: 2011-06-21: My camel driver, 13 years old. http://t.co/1W5gAlZ
224: 2011-05-14: RT @Sports_Greats: We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing.-Oliver Wendell Holmes
225: 2011-05-07: RT @DalaiLama: Compassion and love constitute non-violence in action. <== Dude has run out of new platitudes so is retweeting old ones.
226: 2011-05-07: "Liberal vs. Conservative" is as old as politics itself. Give either too much power and they'll destroy society.
227: 2011-05-06: RT @PoulsNocturne: I know a lot of old people who the failures didn't season them at all. And a lot of young people who are much better.
228: 2011-05-06: RT @Toledowni A good old friend use to say, "I don't wait for opportunities to show up. I prepare. Then, I track them down."
229: 2011-05-06: RT @Toledowni: @BadDalaiLama A good old friend use to say. I don't wait for opportunities to show up. I prepare. Then, I track them down ...
230: 2011-04-30: Old Woman Bay, Lake Superior. http://t.co/k5LKNXi
231: 2011-04-19: I can think of nothing more depressing than growing old with someone. Have you seen what those people have to put up with?
232: 2011-04-18: The measure of "old" is the extent to which you are dwelling on the past instead of the future.
233: 2011-04-17: Early results of yesterday's video shoot in Old Jerusalem. (2-minute draft portion of a promo video) http://youtu.be/yeDTvVZL1W0
234: 2011-04-16: Video Postcard: Old Jerusalem "Subway" http://youtu.be/KZuCO324TB4 - Many cities have subways, but this one is FREE and carries only 3 boys.
235: 2011-04-15: Local politics. http://twitpic.com/4l98br Just outside the walls of Old Jerusalem: "Free Palestine"
236: 2011-04-15: Just chillin' in Old Jerusalem. (@ Jaffa Gate Hostel) http://4sq.com/gUUjr3
237: 2011-04-12: RT @NewMindMirror: The Older You Get, the Harder it Is to Multitask - @psychcentral http://su.pr/71b63Y #aging #brain #seniors
238: 2011-04-12: As we push the boundaries of geriatric medical care, at huge cost, how much will the young be willing to labor to support the old?
239: 2011-04-12: Has anyone done any productivity studies to see if keeping old people alive is cost-effective for society? When does it become a net drain?
240: 2011-04-10: A 40-year-old doesn't usually change like a 20-year-old, not for any biological reason, but because he is blocked in by his own investments.
241: 2011-04-03: Fact: In Maine, they freeze the old folks in the winter then thaw 'em out in the spring. Saves a lot of bitching that way.
242: 2011-03-31: The pleasant narcissists are the little old ladies who talk incessantly about their grandchildren, regardless of whether it is relevant.
243: 2011-03-29: The wisdom of the old is matched by their inertia—their addiction to repetition—so they may never have a chance to exercise that wisdom.
244: 2011-03-29: RT @trevlutz: @BadDalaiLama Thats nothing. My grandma remembers the old days of segregated outhouses.
245: 2011-03-29: I remember the old days when you went to a public restroom and they had faucets you turned and toilets you flushed—and they WORKED!
246: 2011-03-28: Technology keeps itself in business through continuous obsolescence of old technology.
247: 2011-03-28: Technology can help start civil wars, can contribute to the decline of the "old order", but new tyrannies rise up to replace it.
248: 2011-03-28: Technology may solve old problems, but it inevitably creates new ones in their place.
249: 2011-03-28: The internet revolution is supported mainly by the trashy, exploitative ads in the margins of websites. Brave New World or same old one?
250: 2011-03-27: 9 out of 10 friends prefer the old you, before you got ambitious and left them behind.
251: 2011-03-26: One preemie baby, kept alive in an incubator, can absorb resources that might have served hundreds of older children.
252: 2011-03-18: Every young rebel is an anarchist, determined to blow up the old order but not quite sure how to build a new one.
253: 2011-03-17: RT @Cinnapuff: @BadDalaiLama You live such an interesting life! Oh, and btw... your old website was the 1st site I ever saw in the inter ...
254: 2011-03-14: "Hello Darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk to you again." #existentialsonglyrics
255: 2011-03-09: The main thing keeping you from a new and better life is your own refusal to give up investments in your old life.
256: 2011-03-06: Old-people hedonism is doing the same things over and over, day after day, without accomplishing anything.
257: 2011-03-06: Dear old people: You're dying! Now is not the time to be saving juice containers and obsessively defending your property. IT DOESN'T MATTER!
258: 2011-03-05: When porn is freely available, it's easier to see it for what it is: silly repetition of the same old acts, devoid of passion or meaning.
259: 2011-03-02: Same old story: Women are intimidated by smart guys. If you want a girl, you got to play dumb, drink beer and pretend to like sports.
260: 2011-02-26: You can't have new ideas until you get rid of old ideas.
261: 2011-02-21: As soon as you say, "I'm too old to change now," it becomes true.
262: 2011-02-21: RT @Erekosse: @BadDalaiLama Beautiful, love that old stores in Naples
263: 2011-02-14: Follow our old account @KilroyCafe for occasional retweets of the Bad Dalai Lama's ancient wisdom (since he can't retweet his own).
264: 2011-02-01: World's Oldest Person is a contest with high turnover and no winners. ==> World's oldest woman dies at 115 in Texas http://tgr.ph/hMulk4
265: 2011-01-31: There are ways things are done. We've done them that way for years. There is no reason we should we change now. — (Argggh! Old people!)
266: 2011-01-28: New video of our old haunts. 15 years later, nothing has changed. RT @1080visual Student Podcast about Area 51 http://j.mp/e2TsL4
267: 2011-01-16: The book is a passing fad (albeit a 500-year-old one). Who today has 10-30 hours to devote to one work? It's an expensive hobby!
268: 2011-01-14: In the World of Tomorrow, every form of "new media" will quickly turn into "old media", fighting for survival.
269: 2011-01-14: One of the world's oldest lifeforms... dead! http://twitpic.com/3pxwqp
270: 2011-01-11: The New Coke: Blind taste tests said people preferred it to old Coke. So why did it flop? Apparently, taste was the wrong metric.
271: 2011-01-06: Predictions for 2011: Many famous people will die—in fact 1-2% of the famous people out there! Mostly older ones. Many fans will be sad.
272: 2011-01-06: Sodom & Gomorrah, Jericho, the Great Flood, the Plagues of Egypt... Those were the good old days when God was vengeful and kept score.
273: 2011-01-06: HD Delusion #6: Mortgages can be "underwater" but so can TVs. As prices drop, you could owe more on your old set than the cost of a new one.
274: 2011-01-04: Old people. In their final months of life, obsessed with the most trivial things. Saving money. Repeating daily procedures. What a waste!
275: 2011-01-02: Old age, for most, is mindless, comfortable repetition.
276: 2011-01-02: Old may seem wise until you realize that most of those old people are stuck in their ways and don't do a damn thing!
277: 2010-12-30: For every successful viral marketing campaign (Old Spice Man), there are probably 1,000 failures you never heard of. Reproducible or fluke?
278: 2010-12-25: JERUSALEM — Bible, Talmud or Koran? This pilgrim to the Old City brought his own sacred text. Photo: http://j.mp/eAVD3k (Christmas Morning)
279: 2010-12-25: Video: Panoramic view of Old Jerusalem from the top of the Damascus Gate on Christmas morning. http://youtu.be/kCKkKdyiMxQ (Video #22)
280: 2010-12-24: Today's best photos from Old Jerusalem! http://j.mp/fW8YAw http://j.mp/fsOejd http://j.mp/goxIk0 http://j.mp/e5O1fC http://j.mp/fn4Ahl
281: 2010-12-23: Video #18: Jerusalem, Israel: Crossing the Old City. http://youtu.be/8Fzh5iNH65s - Intro tour from Damascus Gate to the Western Wall. Today!
282: 2010-12-23: Awesome shot from the Muslim Quarter of Old Jerusalem! Now adding more to FB album: http://j.mp/2uwh9g http://twitpic.com/3iqp6w
283: 2010-12-17: The Wisdom Archive has been updated: http://BadDalaiLama.com/archive — Please help rescue old tweets from oblivion by retweeting them!
284: 2010-12-13: The needless risk-taking of youth is usually replaced by pathological risk aversion in old age.
285: 2010-12-12: Death is inevitable, but old is a choice.
286: 2010-12-08: Photos: HHBDL in Barcelona, Spain: Rambla http://j.mp/gKX56j Modern http://j.mp/eZfJSr Old http://j.mp/gS538V Night http://j.mp/gmjL5V
287: 2010-12-06: The Liberal/Conservative debate is as old as politics itself, with rational arguments on both sides. Emotional convenience makes the choice.
288: 2010-12-06: His Holiness is loathe to retweet his old wisdom, but this is relevant: http://twitter.com/BadDalaiLama/status/24903779291
289: 2010-12-05: What makes a person "old" is not the deterioration of the body but an accumulation of investments that makes them unwilling to change.
290: 2010-11-11: The @BadDalaiLama's tweet archive has been updated: http://baddalailama.com/archive/ - Give old tweets new life by retweeting them!
291: 2010-11-04: As the brain deteriorates, humans revert to their natural animal behavior of saving old containers and bits of string for future use.
292: 2010-10-25: Before you can experience new things, you have to let go of the old things.
293: 2010-10-24: Wine: the world's oldest consumer fraud! Fermented fruit juice sold to gullible social climbers based on invented distinctions of taste.
294: 2010-10-23: The child finds joy in discovering new things. The adult sees mainly threat in them because he is so heavily invested in the old things.
295: 2010-10-17: Idealistic young people will always overestimate their abilities and act accordingly, setting themselves up to become cynical old people.
296: 2010-10-07: The ancient ways, the old traditions, the sacred beliefs of the elders... mindless habits for those without judgment of their own.
297: 2010-10-05: "Old" is a state of having given up on change.
298: 2010-09-30: If porn is just the same acts repeated over and over, why do we need new porn? Can't we just recycle the old porn and save the environment?
299: 2010-09-23: The young man says, "I've got plenty of time. I'll change later." The old man says, "It's too late for me. I can't change now." So when?
300: KilroyCafe: 2010-10-11: To keep your life in balance you must shed old responsibilities at the same rate you are taking on new ones.
301: KilroyCafe: 2010-10-07: RT @BadDalaiLama: The ancient ways, the old traditions, the sacred beliefs of the elders... mindless habits for those without judgment o ...
302: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-10: The young man says, "I've got plenty of time. I'll change later." The old man says, "It's too late for me. I can't change now." So when?
303: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-10: The trouble with most people my age is they've gotten really, really old. They've gone from "Anything is possible" to "Nothing is possible."
304: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-03: The young man says, "I've got plenty of time. I'll change later." The old man says, "It's too late for me. I can't change now."
305: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-26: Outside Graceland, Memphis TN: Most Elvis fans are — How shall I say this? — elderly. Frickin' old! BTW: I ain't paying $30 for this tour!
306: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-25: The old American Dream of home ownership will be replaced by a new, more American dream: freedom of movement tethered only to the internet.
307: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-25: Time to revive an old term: "frigid" — people who are incapable of giving to others, who suck the joy out of any room they enter.
308: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-25: You can't tell people their own personality flaws. They'll either become defensive and angry or claim they're too old or weak to change.
309: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-25: After WWII, there were still some old Nazis who believed in the cause. The only thing to do with these people is let time kill them off.
310: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-16: "Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late." - Benjamin Franklin via @tweetsayings
311: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-12: The ritualized activities of old age aren't a function of the body but of accumulated emotional investments restricting any alternatives.
312: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-11: The Wicked Old Witch of the West and those flying monkeys were the scariest shit ever shown in the movies. No slasher film can compare.
313: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-11: The reckless risk taking of youth becomes pathological risk aversion in old age. Given what they have to lose, shouldn't it be the opposite?
314: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-17: The hardest thing about moving ahead with your life isn't finding a new path but leaving the old one.
315: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-04: There's nothing so schadenfreude as watching the rich and famous get old and decrepit. See, they're not so different!
316: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-29: "The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions." — Oliver Wendell Holmes via @tweetsayings
317: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-23: Nothing restores one's ego to balance like good old-fashioned failure.
318: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-14: Europe is full of old shit, which Americans think is special. Really, though, it's just ordinary shit that got old.
319: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-05: Trying to explain to my 80-year-old mother how we handled recycling when I was a kid: We just threw the damn thing out!
320: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-09: "Old" is the state of having already given up on life. For some, it happens at an early age; others never get there.
321: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-01: Age doesn't make you old. What makes you old is getting trapped in your own investments.
322: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-05: My old arch-nemesis at Area 51, "America's Prophet" Sean David Morton, has been charged with securities fraud. http://bit.ly/bre1pe
323: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-02: wine—n. the world's oldest consumer fraud. Fermented fruit juice sold to gullible social climbers based on invented distinctions of taste.
324: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-22: Young people say "I can change later; I got plenty of time." Old people say, "I can't change; it's too late for me." So when do we change?
325: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-17: The essence of old age is saving old knick-knacks because no matter how close to death you may be you never know when you might need them.
326: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-15: If porn is just the same acts repeated over and over, why do we need new porn? Can't we just recycle the old porn and save the environment?
327: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-12: For every fresh young talent coming on the scene, there must be an old, washed up talent falling off it.
328: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-07: If you're gonna sell shit, it has to be new shit, not old shit. No one wants old shit, unless it's really, really old historic shit.
329: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-09: You're officially old when some marketing campaign refers to your age group as "young at heart".
330: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-16: The ancient ways, the old traditions, the sacred beliefs of the elders -- you have to believe in them if you are already invested in them.
331: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-13: The young person's excuse: "I've got plenty of time. I'll do it later." The old person's excuse: "It's too late for me. I can't change now."
332: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-30: This looks like a useful scanning service for old slides and prints: http://www.scancafe.com/ (I haven't tried it yet.)
333: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-04: Somebody should be preserving old cathode ray TVs. They were part of our crappy TV heritage for 50+ years, and the new crap isn't the same.
334: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-03: "Old people" are just killing time 'til time gets around to killing them. Not a dignified ending.
335: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-26: Wine is one of the world's oldest frauds. Each generation convinces the next that it's important, but no one asks "Why?"
336: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-29: An old "TV Nation" segment was about selling Avon products in the Amazon, to people who could barely afford to eat. That's luxury marketing!
337: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-21: I never would have imagined in my youth that Playboy (viewed in utmost secrecy) would someday be seen as quaint and old-fashioned.
338: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-09: It's another old grudge, but were Hiroshima and Nagasaki really necessary? Talk about a Holocaust!
339: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-04: "Old" is the state of being so trapped in your past emotional investments that you can no longer significantly change.
340: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-04: I know this is an old grudge, but wasn't it Ralph Nader who gave us George Bush?
341: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-28: The problem with long commitments is the world may change in ways you weren't expecting, then you're trapped in the old path.
342: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-23: Attention old people: Please clip your protruding nose and ear hair. It will make you seem connected to the real world.
343: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-25: Nutritionally, there is no difference between a freshly opened soda and a "flat" one a few hours old, so why must a flat one be thrown away?
344: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-18: Here are my photos taken today at the ACROPOLIS in Athens, Greece. http://bit.ly/WPYTu - Old stuff, mainly.
345: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-15: The needless risk-taking of youth is usually replaced by pathological risk aversion in the old.
346: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-15: "Old" is an accumulation of restrictions about certain ways things must be done. It has little to do with age.
347: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-11: My old essay on the tragedy of "Male Sports Addiction" http://bit.ly/d5ks7 (Kilroy Cafe #10, June 08)
348: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-10: See my old essay: "Paranoia: Our Enemy Within" http://bit.ly/Ik29m (Kilroy Cafe #26, Jan 09)
349: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-09: Old age is not a physical problem but existential one. People get so trapped by their past investments that they can't change.
350: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-09: Death is inevitable, but "old" is a choice.
351: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-06: See my old essay: "Quality vs. Crap: The Enduring Struggle of Life" (Kilroy Cafe #35) http://bit.ly/1470Tk
352: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-24: Sometimes I wish the 49-year-old Glenn could go back to advise the 20-year-old one, but that would be cheating.
353: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-24: The 49-year-old Glenn can't go back to advise the 20-year-old one, but the 20-year-old can still inspire the 49-year-old.
354: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-21: "It's not a bug; it's a feature." (old programmer saying) i.e. an apparent defect can turn out to be an advantage.
355: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-20: Why do singer-songwriters perform at all? They need the money! Committed artists would be creating new material, not rehashing the old.
356: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-16: Modern audio-visual entertainment overloads the emotional system, making people numb and passive. My old essay: http://bit.ly/mztcx
357: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-11: Preceding every collapse is euphoria, the feeling that we are special and can do anything and that the old rules no longer apply.
358: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-06: What makes a person "old" and inflexible is not so much the passage of time but the weight of prior investments accumulated around him.
359: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-04: My latest philosophy essay: "The Secret of Eternal Youth" http://bit.ly/17w31K - Old age is a philosophical problem, not a physical one.
360: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-02: If porn is just the same acts repeated over and over, why do we need new porn? Can't we just recycle the old porn and save the environment?
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