Tweets on a single topic ("Too Much Pee!") published within a short period.
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Apr 1 2011: Something must be done about the peeing epidemic in this country. People are doing it too much! [view in context] 3986
Apr 1 2011: Peeing too much is medically harmless but a personal inconvenience. You're pissing away your life with all those bathroom breaks! 3987
Apr 1 2011: News flash: If you didn't drink so much you wouldn't have to pee so much. 3988
Apr 1 2011: Peeing too much is usually a sign of addiction—either caffeine or alcohol. 3989
Apr 1 2011: Science fact: Any water coming into the body has to leave in identical quantity, either by evaporation or urination. 3990
Apr 1 2011: Should you be peeing three times a day or twenty? Your life is so much freer if you can do it less. You're not tethered to a bathroom! 3991
Apr 1 2011: God intended pee to be dark golden yellow, not pale and clear. (It's in the Bible somewhere.) 3992
Apr 1 2011: The cost of caffeine addiction is the cost of the drinks themselves, the inconvenience of preparing them and all those bathroom breaks! 3993
Apr 1 2011: People confuse caffeine craving for thirst. One is a genuine need and the other a pseudo need. 3994
Apr 1 2011: Caffeine addicts are so well hydrated that they haven't experienced true thirst in years! 3995
Apr 1 2011: You'll experience true thirst if you're hiking outside on a hot day. Then you need water to survive—and you rarely pee. 3996
Apr 1 2011: Fun fact: You can safely drink your own urine when it is running clear. Catch-22: When you're truly thirsty, you aren't producing any! 3997
Apr 1 2011: True dehydration is a serious threat to one's life and health. However, few of us ever get close to that point. We're overhydrated! 3998
Apr 1 2011: "Obey Your Thirst!" in a soft drink ad really means, "Obey Your Caffeine Craving!" 3999
Apr 1 2011: If you can't sleep the night without visiting the bathroom, you're probably drinking too much. Children can do it; why not you? 4000
Apr 1 2011: The best way to maintain hydration is bland, ordinary water. Then you're not confusing thirst for other cravings. 4001
Apr 1 2011: If you feel your drinking water must be imported from Fiji, that's your choice, but ordinary tap water does the job just fine. 4002
Apr 1 2011: Only in the desert or when you're obviously sweating will you find much difference between drink input and urination output. 4003
Apr 1 2011: If you drink mainly water, then you'll probably find you're not drinking much. When your body truly needs it, it will tell you! 4004
Apr 1 2011: If we all learned to drink less, we'd pee less and have more time for other things. Join the Anti-Pee Revolution! 4005
Apr 1 2011: #### End. This has been a live 1-hour essay by the Bad Dalai Lama: "Too Much Pee!" We now resume our originally scheduled programming. [view in context]
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