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Jan 1 2012: One man, one woman, many babies, repeat... It got us to 7 billion, so why stop now? 8728
Jan 1 2012: Based on this FB birthday greeting, I would totally get divorced with this law firm! http://t.co/OOJkqV6g 8729
Jan 1 2012: @xtinewu In that position, you don't need coffee. In fact, this is the day to join me on the non-dark side and quit! 8730
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: National Zoo, Washington http://t.co/xateRW2Z 8731
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: Boo at the Zoo, Gainesville, Florida (October) http://t.co/AjYq5CCA 8732
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: Salisbury Cathedral (August) http://t.co/rZxZve16 8733
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: Pelicans of the Florida Keys (December) http://t.co/NbUJ1DXS 8734
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: Sinai Desert, Egypt (June) http://t.co/qnzWGMR2 8735
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: Loch Ness and the Scottish Highlands (July) http://t.co/Vx3vyFkV 8736
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: Naples and Mt. Vesuvius (February) http://t.co/J7G3asq9 8737
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: Istanbul, Turkey (February) http://t.co/zXUmRZ9D 8738
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: Shepherd's Bush, London (August) http://t.co/WCbJ2UOW 8739
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: Outskirts of London by Bus (August) http://t.co/GH2FIM6c 8740
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: Rocky Mountain National Park, Colorado (July) http://t.co/gd5rhDY8 8741
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: Santa Cruz, California (November) http://t.co/hMzsBIV9 8742
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: Stonehenge, England (August) http://t.co/vt9LtMQx 8743
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: Henricus Historic Park, Virginia (December) http://t.co/vNBEY5l2 8744
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: Florida http://t.co/EkRlrbju Key West & Florida Keys http://t.co/EkRlrbju 8745
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: Pittsburgh (December) http://t.co/icDj0Vse 8746
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: Panther Beach & Pigeon Point Lighthouse, California (November) http://t.co/MrGmtL1d 8747
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: U.S. Capitol, Washington (November) http://t.co/PwZNfuf8 8748
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: Annapolis, Maryland (November) http://t.co/aJmA422n 8749
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: 360-degree Panorama Photos http://t.co/cLmwwCFF 8750
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: Portsmouth, England (August) http://t.co/jKeoDbMt 8751
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: Cairo, Egypt (June) http://t.co/PIpwOhiq 8752
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: Giza Pyramids, Egypt (June) http://t.co/cj0TIUvx 8753
Jan 1 2012: 2011 Photo Highlights: London (August) http://t.co/aL5fdUiS 8754
Jan 1 2012: For me, the nearest thing to a porn superstore. I come oogle and sometimes buy. (@ Fry's Electronics) [pic]: http://t.co/NTITzcVL 8755
Jan 1 2012: Hot females at Fry's. http://t.co/i1jYOvXL 8756
Jan 1 2012: Straight or kinky, Fry's has something for you. Even if you can go either way! http://t.co/IHHmVEyl 8757
Jan 1 2012: @xtinewu Mission abgeschlossen! (Ist das Wu auf dem Cover?.) http://t.co/aLm6VC8e 8758
Jan 1 2012: A little bit of Texas evening color west of Fort Worth. http://t.co/i4etfPN0 8759
Jan 2 2012: Contemplating my new music software. (How hard can this "music" thing be?) http://t.co/aWcg0P9f 8760
Jan 2 2012: Water from Fiji may taste no different than water from anywhere else, but I tell you this: Water from Weatherford, Texas tastes horrible! 8761
Jan 2 2012: Sometimes I'm brutal when TV viewers write me about shows I'm on: "It's television. It's all fake. No UFOs. It's filmed from a script." 8762
Jan 2 2012: @noahWG Ah, the romance of addiction. 8763
Jan 2 2012: RT @brainpicker: "Sex differences in the brain are real and clinically important but often grossly distorted in popular discourse." http ... 8764
Jan 2 2012: RT @MailOnline: Syria: 'President Assad has no more than a few weeks to remain in control,' claims Israel http://t.co/EK9v8YCx 8765
Jan 2 2012: RT @MIKEH0RN: I have realized that true wealth is not how much you have. But time and Freedom 8766
Jan 3 2012: RT @Kyoks1: me he dado cuenta de que la verdadera riqueza no es cuanto tienes sino cuanto tiempo y libertad tienes. via @mikehorn@BadDa ... 8767
Jan 3 2012: Maybe in 2012, I'll tweet only song fragments. Today's original song: "Graduation Day" (chorus only) http://t.co/lOOJuX41 8768
Jan 3 2012: RT @h0mfr0g: @BadDalaiLama They ripped off Pachelbel! 8769
Jan 3 2012: RT @brainpicker: Situations Matter – Tufts psychologist Sam Sommers on the myth of stable character and how context changes us http://t. ... 8770
Jan 3 2012: Doing my Ed Gein impersonation somewhere in Texas. http://t.co/klKlNGds 8771
Jan 3 2012: RT @mat0010: Life's too short to safely remove a USB. 8772
Jan 3 2012: Home is the country you can't get kicked out of. 8773
Jan 4 2012: Of course you know supercontinents of the past—Pangaea, Gondwana, Laurasia, Pannotia—but what will be the next? Pangaea Ultima? Amasia? 8774
Jan 4 2012: Life just beyond the fairytale is often brutal. 8775
Jan 4 2012: RT @WSJ: Yes, placebos actually work. Here's why: http://t.co/j0qyVMRm 8776
Jan 4 2012: At last, somebody is doing something about lowbrow television shows! http://t.co/QkQaxMG5 8777
Jan 4 2012: RT @Sheamus: Married? Want To Keep Things That Way? Stay Off Of Facebook (And Use Twitter Instead) http://t.co/5Rvwiiuk 8778
Jan 4 2012: A simple explanation if the function of sleep. http://t.co/i3eLAmxU 8779
Jan 4 2012: RT @GreatestQuotes: "Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit." - Aristotle 8780
Jan 4 2012: @xtinewu Sure, you SEEM to be geotagged, but what other proof do you have? Pix please! 8781
Jan 4 2012: A bad marriage is the ultimate police state, with Big Brother watching your every move for signs of disloyalty. 8782
Jan 4 2012: Facebook and Twitter don't cause marriages to fail, but they provide ammunition when they do. 8783
Jan 4 2012: A positive outlook can get you into a heap of trouble if it means you take on more responsibilities than you can handle. 8784
Jan 4 2012: @xtinewu Hope they're not really Somali pirates in disguise! 8785
Jan 5 2012: Being flamboyant and outrageous should not be confused with being creative. 8786
Jan 5 2012: When is someone going to diagnose Cookie Monster's hypoglycemia and obvious ADD and prescribe some meds for that dude? 8787
Jan 5 2012: You gotta give credit to those lady sportscasters, how they can rise above gender discrimination to talk the same nonsense bullshit as men. 8788
Jan 5 2012: The narcissist's plan for saving the world is to get rich and famous then give a lot of money to charity. 8789
Jan 5 2012: Hunger in America isn't a simple picture. It is often confounded by drugs and misuse of resources that no feeding program can address. 8790
Jan 5 2012: It's hard to feel sorry for the poor when they're fat as pigs or spending all their income on lottery tickets. 8791
Jan 5 2012: Poverty in America is the result not so much of a lack of resources but of a broken spirit. 8792
Jan 5 2012: Welcome to Lala Land! (@ Cabazon Dinosaurs) [pic]: http://t.co/0newQ8gT 8793
Jan 5 2012: This is where L.A. officially begins. http://t.co/68xFHSNs 8794
Jan 5 2012: Cabazon Dinosaurs - 360° panorama http://t.co/qIRZ4ao9 8795
Jan 5 2012: I had to get this Jurassic Park shot. (Only missing: "Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear") http://t.co/9q7WGoQX 8796
Jan 5 2012: Abstinence note: Del Taco Deluxe Chile Cheddar Fries are NOT junk food if you haven't had them in a while. http://t.co/BvEGZc0S 8797
Jan 5 2012: Tourism, to most, is going to some amazing places and drinking there. 8798
Jan 5 2012: Sometimes the only solution to entrenched dysfunctional behavior is to remove the safety net. 8799
Jan 6 2012: Intermodal transfer. (@ Santa Barbara Amtrak (SBA)) [pic]: http://t.co/VMChkCDO 8800
Jan 6 2012: Los Angeles Union Station, Main Hall - 360° panorama http://t.co/BnwTh618 8801
Jan 6 2012: As the obesity becomes morbid, gender becomes increasingly irreverent, as both sexes look and behave the same. 8802
Jan 6 2012: Surfing is 99% waiting for the right wave, then when it happens it must be like sex because people spend so much of their lives on it. 8803
Jan 6 2012: Surfing, skiing, hiking, golfing, kayaking, parasailing... California offers so many amazing ways to vapidly blow away time. 8804
Jan 6 2012: Pity the wealthy, trapped in their velvet prison. No worries, but also no motivation to change. 8805
Jan 6 2012: Each of us has patterns of behavior that stand in our way. Life's greatest challenge is overcoming them to find new productivity. 8806
Jan 7 2012: The same skills that give us strength also hold us back. 8807
Jan 7 2012: Life™—innovative educational program taking students out of the classroom and placing them in real situations where they learn on their own. 8808
Jan 7 2012: Biker gang. http://t.co/Grb3MP2s 8809
Jan 7 2012: New photos from the Malibu Coast. http://t.co/ARYbVRBQ (end of album) 8810
Jan 7 2012: Freedom is the ability to improve your life. Its presence doesn't mean most people will use it. 8811
Jan 7 2012: To improve your life, you have to be willing to make sacrifices and hard choices, which most people aren't willing to do. 8812
Jan 7 2012: It is a lot easier to rescue someone from an external threat than to rescue them from themselves. 8813
Jan 7 2012: @mecotterill "It's called DESH Diatonic Elaboration of Static Harmony" <== That's curious and interesting (re "Graduation Day"/Pachabel) 8814
Jan 7 2012: If you are fiancée Number 6 of Henry the Eighth, you got to have modest expectations for the marriage. 8815
Jan 7 2012: When you get divorced, your friends say either "Congrats!" or "So sad to hear that!" It all depends on their own investments. 8816
Jan 7 2012: In America, we don't imprison people in bad neighborhoods. They stay there of their own accord. 8817
Jan 7 2012: Ventura Marina & Landing from the Channel Islands Visitor Center - 360° panorama http://t.co/LSuHPdj0 8818
Jan 7 2012: Ventura Harbor Marina - 360° panorama http://t.co/guvIrFbO 8819
Jan 7 2012: @xtinewu Welcome back to Walmartania! We missed you! 8820
Jan 7 2012: Ventura Harbor. http://t.co/WmlGKpfI 8821
Jan 7 2012: Close encounter with a giant Wienerschnitzel bird, Ventura, California. http://t.co/bSKVx43t 8822
Jan 7 2012: Sunset, Carpinteria, California. http://t.co/cABrPVGy 8823
Jan 8 2012: New beach photos from Ventura and Carpinteria. http://t.co/0RcFPhav (end of album) 8824
Jan 8 2012: Many new California photos on our FB page: http://t.co/NGiUHV6Y 8825
Jan 8 2012: flamboyant = desperate to appear creative 8826
Jan 8 2012: RT @ThatsWright: The only time I will ever run a marathon is 6 to 8 months after I lose a leg in an accident. And I'll only do that to b ... 8827
Jan 8 2012: RT @ThatsWright: You can figure out a person's age just by what old TV show they can quote the most from. 8828
Jan 8 2012: RT @shitgirlssay: We should hang out more often! 8829
Jan 8 2012: Most people say "I really should..." but they never do. 8830
Jan 8 2012: Life is not a straight-line path. You have to listen to the winds and use them, even if they send you in a direction you weren't expecting. 8831
Jan 8 2012: Every function of society has its collateral damage. 8832
Jan 8 2012: Creativity isn't having a clever idea. It is having a system for generating clever ideas. 8833
Jan 8 2012: Your clever invention or idea doesn't impress me if you don't have the means to pull it off. True creativity is working with what you have. 8834
Jan 8 2012: Someday I'd like to date a Kardashian. (I understand you do this by cutting it open and counting the rings.) 8835
Jan 8 2012: Toothpaste News Alert: Crest Complete gives you "up to 2x cleaner feeling!" (Just learned that on the TV I'm forced to watch at health club) 8836
Jan 8 2012: Creativity isn't having a clever idea. It is having a system for generating clever ideas appropriate to the circumstances. 8837
Jan 8 2012: @xtinewu I'm doing better! Sustained 160! http://t.co/4o4DaoUh 8838
Jan 8 2012: The other side of hero worship is anger when the hero can't solve all of your problems. 8839
Jan 8 2012: Hispanic sportscasting mainly consists of shouting: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!" 8840
Jan 8 2012: Living in my vehicle in Santa Barbara, I am joining a vast horde of compadres, mostly living in vintage VW buses. http://t.co/sQ5LTnuh 8841
Jan 8 2012: Santa Barbara waterfront - 360° panorama http://t.co/nKG2Plxb 8842
Jan 8 2012: Finally!... a reputable psychic, registered with the Better Business Bureau. http://t.co/JJQvXEVU 8843
Jan 8 2012: I'm sure there's no "male only" policy in this skate park, but of the 30 skaters here, 100% are of that gender. http://t.co/RDEEmBFC 8844
Jan 8 2012: People will make any deal with the devil to try to save a dying relationship. Trouble is when it doesn't work you got the devil to pay. 8845
Jan 8 2012: In wealthy towns with no cheap food, Whole Foods is my savior. Hot food bar for $9/lb. (@ Whole Foods Market) [pic]: http://t.co/UbNzyjhv 8846
Jan 8 2012: One advantage of visiting wealthy, isolated towns is protection from petty crime. Economic realities filter out the low-level druggies. 8847
Jan 8 2012: You can leave your car unlocked at Whole Foods knowing you are protected by demographics. 8848
Jan 8 2012: .@BuddhaRenegade "What is a 'low-level' druggie?" <== Running whatever scam necessary to fund his next fix. 'High-level' druggies have money 8849
Jan 8 2012: "Sure, I have a job, but all I really want to do is surf."—California 8850
Jan 8 2012: WARNING: Seawater contains substances known to the State of California to cause cancer is laboratory animals. 8851
Jan 8 2012: @laurenahayes You shoulda got the Mickey Mouse/Lady Gaga/Beyonce flip-up kind! http://t.co/L5OIghs0https://t.co/UL9TCoXo 8852
Jan 9 2012: Buttersafe is funny! http://t.co/1GKZ6N4K 8853
Jan 9 2012: Shooting the moon. http://t.co/r1ZTRO8F 8854
Jan 9 2012: Pier sunset. Goleta, California. http://t.co/ykh9WLS2 8855
Jan 9 2012: New beach photos from Santa Barbara and Goleta. http://t.co/Wuld4cmG (end of album) 8856
Jan 9 2012: LOL! "Dance Like Nobody's Watching: Laundromat" http://t.co/ijVYJDcH 8857
Jan 9 2012: Is romance the killer of creativity or an aid to it? It's a matter of choice. 8858
Jan 9 2012: The power of "fuck" is inversely proportional to the extent of its deployment. Use it too often, and who the fuck cares? 8859
Jan 9 2012: Our new philosophical blog post: "Taoism vs. the Western Way" http://t.co/04rQVESD 8860
Jan 9 2012: New travel blog entry: "Car Camping in Key West" http://t.co/YwXCkExJ 8861
Jan 9 2012: @xtinewu Please have modest expectations of me. I'll never dance on my toes! 8862
Jan 9 2012: @xtinewu Your manatee-friend is gender-free, which is kinda nice, but there aren't many manatees in the sea. How do you find the right one? 8863
Jan 9 2012: California has manatees, too, but they're bigger, uglier and meaner. #ManateeMonday http://t.co/6EMSLV3c 8864
Jan 9 2012: A TV viewer is the ultimate Taoist. He allows the programming to flow through him while never being motivated to leave his couch. 8865
Jan 9 2012: Taoism may be one reason the Chinese invented gunpowder but never thought of guns and had sailing ships but never bothered to explore. 8866
Jan 9 2012: Jogging is really easy on the beach in 70° weather. 8867
Jan 10 2012: Sunset conversation, Isla Vista, California. http://t.co/a71R81rN 8868
Jan 10 2012: There are many kinds of relationships, but all have the same core: a common language based on shared past experiences. 8869
Jan 10 2012: Romantic bonding can happen between partners who have nothing in common otherwise. That's when you got trouble brewing. 8870
Jan 10 2012: No amount of love can repair the inherent structural defects of a relationship. 8871
Jan 10 2012: A relationship based on lies, even well-meaning ones, will not last and is prone to blow up violently. 8872
Jan 10 2012: RT @ConTeDoeBoi: Honesty is a very expensive gift, don't expect it from cheap people. 8873
Jan 10 2012: You can't solve the problems of the present if you refuse to let go of the past. 8874
Jan 10 2012: An emotional block is when someone has confounded himself with his own twisted logic. 8875
Jan 10 2012: Passion vs. Obsession — compare and contrast. 8876
Jan 10 2012: Passion alone cannot fuel a long-term relationship. 8877
Jan 10 2012: Whether a relationship lasts depends more on its underlying design than the feelings of the moment. 8878
Jan 10 2012: Successful relationships don't just happen. They are designed and constructed. 8879
Jan 10 2012: Every relationship is a balance between sharing and the need to preserve ones own identity. 8880
Jan 10 2012: "Engulfment" is the loss of ones freedom and identity within a relationship. It can be as painful as loneliness. 8881
Jan 10 2012: Unstable relationships cycle violently between drawing together and pulling apart. 8882
Jan 10 2012: RT @annieology: @BadDalaiLama I love your tweets this morning. I don't know about other mornings as I'm new, but I'm sure they're awesom ... 8883
Jan 10 2012: @annieology The awesomeness comes and goes. 8884
Jan 10 2012: You're falling in love, falling, falling, until you realize in a panic, "OMG, I'm drowning!" 8885
Jan 10 2012: RT @JennyKens: @BadDalaiLama its more painful than loneliness. Or we would never leave. Doesn't mean the loneliness ain't a bitch tho. 8886
Jan 10 2012: Given the choice between loneliness and losing your identity in a relationship, loneliness gives you a lot more options. 8887
Jan 10 2012: In a dispute, weak people usually side with the person who is right in front of them, because that's the only story they're getting. 8888
Jan 10 2012: The first defense of the guilty is to accuse others of similar crimes. 8889
Jan 10 2012: "Projection" is accusing others of the same shameful motivations you have inside but can't acknowledge. 8890
Jan 10 2012: Perverts are quick to accuse others of perversion and may even head committees to root it out. 8891
Jan 10 2012: Low-cal marketing is selling the delusion you can eat junk food and still lose weight. "Now in a 100 calorie pack!" (that you'll eat 10 of) 8892
Jan 10 2012: "Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation." —St. Augustine 8893
Jan 10 2012: RT @Olivia_Sarai: RT @BadDalaiLama: No amount of love can repair the inherent structural defects of a relationship // brilliant! ...as usual 8894
Jan 10 2012: Stupid male obsessions: sports, war, sex with mannequins. 8895
Jan 10 2012: India House Restaurant, Santa Barbara - 360° panorama http://t.co/gCJHrNdU Look up! 8896
Jan 10 2012: On My Bucket List: Air my personal dispute on Judge Judy. [See Full Bucket List] 8897
Jan 10 2012: 26-second preview of my upcoming muckraking video: "Predator in Rent-a-Car" http://t.co/d2URNN0P 8898
Jan 10 2012: @xtinewu You could write a song about that! 8899
Jan 11 2012: I've just bailed out of Google+. FB Timeline makes it look lame, so there's no sense in maintaining two feeds. http://t.co/BskHXJTl 8900
Jan 11 2012: Tragedy is never very far away. 8901
Jan 11 2012: The greatest danger of youth is that it overestimates its own ability. 8902
Jan 11 2012: Life is all about time—using it judiciously, parceling it out carefully, never wasting it. 8903
Jan 11 2012: Great talent is squandered if there is no time to exercise it. 8904
Jan 11 2012: Creativity has little to do with acquiring new skills. It's more about having things to say and fitting them into the skills you have. 8905
Jan 11 2012: Learning to paint isn't creativity. Creativity is saying something meaningful and effective on the canvas. 8906
Jan 11 2012: No art or music school can teach you creativity. 8907
Jan 11 2012: Just because you are technically skilled in a creative medium doesn't make you creative or give you something to say. 8908
Jan 11 2012: My one-semester alma mater. (@ University of Southern California (USC) w/ 6 others) [pic]: http://t.co/oFAVhASC 8909
Jan 11 2012: On My Bucket List: Become a high-ranking elected official in campus student government. [See Full Bucket List] 8910
Jan 11 2012: You gotta love the gumption of student governments: holding meetings, making speeches and passing resolutions having no effect whatsoever. 8911
Jan 11 2012: Typical study hall, USC - 360° panorama http://t.co/ZJyeVQfZ 8912
Jan 11 2012: Visiting a college campus gives me the same joy as a kindergarten class. So naïve! 8913
Jan 11 2012: A college campus is socialism that works—because it is supported by huge inflows of cash from the outside. 8914
Jan 11 2012: On My Bucket List: Display my social affiliations on a T-shirt. [See Full Bucket List] 8915
Jan 11 2012: I wonder how many students majoring in creative writing actually publish novels. What is the success rate vs. a placebo? 8916
Jan 11 2012: College is the great educational placebo. 8917
Jan 11 2012: College graduates are more mature, organized, disciplined and goal-directed than freshmen. The reason is simple: age. 8918
Jan 11 2012: Does society need to train students for film? Aren't we just training them to produce crap TV? http://t.co/vNwO2Ykf 8919
Jan 11 2012: "Thirsty" today does not mean dehydration but caffeine withdrawal. (17 days sober!) http://t.co/NecvW5yN 8920
Jan 11 2012: Catastrophe can strike in an instant. Just one miscalculation, a slight shift in the winds and everything changes irrevocably. 8921
Jan 11 2012: It's fun to listen to college students talk to each other. A million profound opinions completely untainted by experience. 8922
Jan 11 2012: New song fragment, composed today in Los Angeles: "Taken It Too Deep" http://t.co/dq6wFMoJ 8923
Jan 12 2012: No one sees himself as evil. Every criminal has a reasonable sounding explanation for his actions. 8924
Jan 12 2012: Any action sounds reasonable when explained by a good defense attorney. 8925
Jan 12 2012: Fresh new Walmart wardrobe. Not too shabby for $30! http://t.co/Hbzdz8ff 8926
Jan 12 2012: JetBlue has the sexiest seat pitch. (If you have a thing for seat pitch.) 8927
Jan 12 2012: Florida, Southern California and now Boston. Suddenly it hits me: Winter sucks! http://t.co/mbHvP4du 8928
Jan 12 2012: The JetBlue gods were kind to me, gave me 3 seats across! Slept nearly 5 hours on a 5-hour flight. Missed my snacks and drinks! 8929
Jan 12 2012: Old people like to play games, the same ones over and over. It means they've blocked themselves in and run out of ideas. 8930
Jan 12 2012: Insight accompanied by anger is not insight. 8931
Jan 13 2012: Complete self-confidence is usually a fraud, a mask for deep insecurities. 8932
Jan 13 2012: It is not insight when you bemoan you're own dysfunctions but keep them anyway. 8933
Jan 13 2012: Insight is not just recognizing a new truth about yourself but acting on it. 8934
Jan 13 2012: A successful relationship isn't merging. It is sharing of independent viewpoints. 8935
Jan 13 2012: Emotional blocks are when we become invested in our past mistakes and can't move beyond them. 8936
Jan 13 2012: Some relationships are black holes: You dump energy in but get little out. 8937
Jan 13 2012: Every relationship is an investment. There can be no reward without some commitment of capital. 8938
Jan 13 2012: What people say and how they really feel are two different things. Part of an intimate relationship is being able to read both. 8939
Jan 13 2012: RT @Kyoks1: En una relacion exitosa no hay fusion, sino q se comparten puntos de vista independientes. via @BadDalaiLama 8940
Jan 13 2012: Checking my Twitter on the train in suburban Boston (yesterday). http://t.co/38H1ZJJo 8941
Jan 13 2012: Quantity is the nemesis of Quality. The more activities you attempt in a day, the less creative attention you can give to each. 8942
Jan 13 2012: Emphasizing this to the DMV people: My address and appearance have changed, NOT my gender. 8943
Jan 13 2012: Teenagers make no mistakes. To do that you have to be older and wiser. 8944
Jan 13 2012: A pragmatic vegetarian won't throw away soup with a trace of meat. An intolerant one will. Too much life is wasted on such perfection. 8945
Jan 13 2012: Wisdom is not doing a lot of things. It is doing the right things. 8946
Jan 13 2012: You don't have control over a relationship unless you are fully prepared to leave it. 8947
Jan 14 2012: Always drive defensively. Any car you pass could be driven by a drunk or a teenager. 8948
Jan 14 2012: I once stumbled into a military base. Found perfect suburban streets where everyone drove exactly the speed limit. Like The Stepford Wives. 8949
Jan 14 2012: If you are in crisis, the Delaware Bridge Authority urges you to call this toll-free number. Or use a different bridge. 8950
Jan 14 2012: Suicidal people are usually inflexible and uncompromising. They won't entertain partial solutions, only a total one. 8951
Jan 14 2012: If you would consider suicide then why can't you consider a radical restructuring just short of it? 8952
Jan 14 2012: RT @Kyoks1: No tienes control sobre una relacion a menos de q estes totalmente dispuesto a terminarla. via @BadDalaiLama 8953
Jan 14 2012: RT @Fuliginosus: @BadDalaiLama Who wants to be in a relationship with a controlling person? 8954
Jan 14 2012: RT @cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama ...preach it, Bad... 8955
Jan 14 2012: The Dark Matter of the Twitter universe is people who read and appreciate but don't favorite, retweet or reply. 8956
Jan 14 2012: RT @LetsGo2TheBeach: @BadDalaiLama Hell yeah! Thats like someone holding a door open for u & u don't even say thanks! 8957
Jan 14 2012: In a crisis, the greatest challenge is controlling your own paranoia, where you overreact and start fighting threats that aren't there. 8958
Jan 14 2012: Given the choice of a tiny creative project I control and a big project negotiated with others, tiny usually wins. 8959
Jan 14 2012: You learn a lot more doing a bunch of little projects than one big one. 8960
Jan 14 2012: RT @notatooter: @BadDalaiLama He who binds to himself a joyDoth the winged life destroy.He who kisses the joy as it flies,Lives in etern ... 8961
Jan 14 2012: @notatooter Awesome! 8962
Jan 14 2012: Beauty, once captured, is killed. 8963
Jan 14 2012: @ArtRevelation 56. 8964
Jan 14 2012: A shared language between two people, based on common experience, lets them communicate more deeply and subtly than strangers can. 8965
Jan 14 2012: There is a huge industry in honoring people who failed to get out of the way of projectiles hurled against them. 8966
Jan 14 2012: I find it hard to take aliens seriously when they use a fixed-pitch Courier font. (A sans-serif Futura? Maybe.) http://t.co/s8HpHxcG 8967
Jan 14 2012: I am confused by the marketing term "Oven Baked". Doesn't all baking, by definition, involve an oven? 8968
Jan 14 2012: I have two of them. (Two EXTRA ones!) How many do you have? http://t.co/65eR1R1j 8969
Jan 14 2012: The guts of any relationship is not agreement but disagreement. No point discussing our sameness. We'll always focus on our differences. 8970
Jan 14 2012: The BDL is mainly concerned with the Big Picture. He tries to see things from the highest altitude possible (and often in the third person). 8971
Jan 14 2012: If you say, "This is fun!" I'll reply: "Sure, but is this the most important thing you could be doing in you dwindling time on Earth?" 8972
Jan 14 2012: WARNING: Many a relationship has crashed when the message that went into the cyberspace pipeline came out differently at the other end. 8973
Jan 14 2012: When you say something in RL, there are all sorts of nonverbal spins you can put on it. In cyberspace, all that nuance is stripped away. 8974
Jan 14 2012: On advantage of cyberspace over RL is a long response cycle. You have more time to reflect and analyse instead of just a knee-jerk reaction. 8975
Jan 14 2012: The BDL is now addiction free! No alcohol, drugs, cigarettes, caffeine, junk food, television, book reading or possessional hoarding. 8976
Jan 14 2012: Much of what passes as "fun" is joyless repetition of something that used to be fun. 8977
Jan 14 2012: I like gluten! Big sticky globs of gluten with extra gluten on top! Only trouble is it's junk food—empty calories with little nutrition. 8978
Jan 14 2012: You gain a consistent brain by investing time in it, by ruminating for extended periods on what has happened to you. 8979
Jan 14 2012: Check out our permanent tweet archive at http://t.co/o7IVLwc4 - Type in a keyword like "love" and see what you get. 8980
Jan 14 2012: History tends to praise whatever figurehead was at the bow of the ship as it turned, neglecting the currents that really moved it. 8981
Jan 14 2012: An organized brain is at peace with itself, having few internal inconsistencies or self-deceptions. 8982
Jan 14 2012: Popular music is a treasure trove of bad romantic advice. 8983
Jan 14 2012: An advantage of cyberspace over RL is a long response cycle. You have more time to reflect and analyse instead of just a knee-jerk reaction. 8984
Jan 14 2012: Caffeine addiction is harmless enough. If you like to pee a lot. And you don't mind feeling like shit when you don't have it. 8985
Jan 14 2012: Clouds are the noise and glory of the sunset. Without them you would have the same thing every night. 8986
Jan 14 2012: You never fully graduate from childhood. It is a lifelong therapeutic process to deal with all its implications. 8987
Jan 14 2012: To understand human behavior—and your own—you have to understand the Personality Disorders. They are a part of each of us. 8988
Jan 14 2012: There is rarely any effective treatment for personality disorders, except when you detect them in yourself and decide to change on your own. 8989
Jan 14 2012: The implied delusion of many a love song is: "I don't have to solve my own problems because love will solve them for me." 8990
Jan 14 2012: Love songs come in two varieties: "You rescued me," and "You treated me like shit." They are the two natural ends of the same relationship. 8991
Jan 14 2012: At 2% of the population, chances are you know someone with Borderline Disorder. Here's the description. Who fits? http://t.co/waaCOGaF 8992
Jan 14 2012: Sarcasm is a bitter surrender to fatalism. 8993
Jan 14 2012: Excessive neediness is a block to relationships but so is the claim of complete happiness and self-sufficiency. 8994
Jan 15 2012: Cigarettes give you pleasure. That's what tobacco companies advertise. They don't tell you that they have to steal pleasure first. 8995
Jan 15 2012: Future generations will be amazed at how we manually googled things by typing words into a search box. 8996
Jan 15 2012: "Active passivity" is when your body is very busy but you take little initiative beyond the patterns already established. 8997
Jan 15 2012: Curiosity is an indication of self-confidence. Only when you are secure in your own world can you afford to look beyond it. 8998
Jan 15 2012: The natural product of overstimulation and overprogramming is passivity. You have no time to initiate events, only respond to them. 8999
Jan 15 2012: Something is an "addiction" if you do it not so much for its own reward as for the anxiety you feel when you don't do it. 9000
Jan 15 2012: Whenever an ad campaign invites you to "Make a Difference" the proposed action is usually trivial and benefits mainly the advertiser. 9001
Jan 15 2012: Make a Difference: Stop listening to shallow "Make a Difference" ad campaigns. Instead try to understand the underlying problem yourself. 9002
Jan 15 2012: Imagine aliens landing on Earth, doing a song and dance, then getting back in their spaceship and leaving. That's what most charity is. 9003
Jan 15 2012: There are many unintended and unpredictable consequences when you violate the Prime Directive—in an Earth environment you don't understand. 9004
Jan 15 2012: Good intentions do not guarantee good outcomes, especially in an environment you do not fully understand. 9005
Jan 15 2012: All forms of intervention are fraught with risk. You could make things better or unintentionally worse. 9006
Jan 15 2012: The arrogance of Westerners "helping" other cultures: We will show them our enlightened ways and this will improve their lives. 9007
Jan 15 2012: My superpower is thinking things through. 9008
Jan 15 2012: In motel and health club showers, you got little better than 50/50 chance hot is hot and cold is cold. Are plumbers not trained in this? 9009
Jan 15 2012: "Santa Claus" charities parachute into poor neighborhoods, give out presents to everyone and leave. Santa feels good, but no real change. 9010
Jan 15 2012: Everyone feels good about playing Santa Claus. Few grasp the damage you can do. 9011
Jan 15 2012: Having a radar detector in your car gives you the self-confidence to speed. No protection from modern radar guns, just self-confidence. 9012
Jan 15 2012: A radar detector INCREASES your chance of getting a ticket because it unrealistically raises your confidence. 9013
Jan 15 2012: The underlying message of the Bad Dalai Lama: Things are not always as they first appear. 9014
Jan 15 2012: The magical latitude in Florida where you have to turn on the air conditioning in January. http://t.co/mIkgn4xB 9015
Jan 15 2012: Don't call me a hypocrite. Show me my hypocrisy. 9016
Jan 15 2012: RT @AndrewBober: @BobbieThie1573 if not then follow @BadDalaiLama as you'll enjoy the threads 9017
Jan 15 2012: Martin Luther King Blvd — the place you go in any big city for drugs. 9018
Jan 15 2012: The hardest thing about marriage is violating your own principles to placate your spouse. 9019
Jan 15 2012: RT @JennyKens: @BadDalaiLama Silly me, and I thought that was just in Seattle. I OBVIOUSLY dont travel enough. Or use drugs. 9020
Jan 15 2012: RT @Kyoks1: "@BadDalaiLama: My superpower is thinking things through."☇ a very valuable one! your badlyness ☺ 9021
Jan 15 2012: You tell me that you've changed, but a real decision us measured by action not words. 9022
Jan 15 2012: RT @philoquotes: The greatest use of a life is to spend it on something that will outlast it. ~ William James http://t.co/f4loa27z 9023
Jan 15 2012: RT @philoquotes: Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand. ~ Spinoza http://t.co/f4loa27z 9024
Jan 15 2012: RT @AncientProverbs: A mere friend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue. -Russian Proverb 9025
Jan 15 2012: I don't mind being penalized for my own mistakes. It's when I'm penalized for someone else's that I become recalcitrant. 9026
Jan 15 2012: RT @annieology: Award for first person to use the word "recalcitrant" in my timeline goes to @BadDalaiLama 9027
Jan 15 2012: @xtinewu Oooo! What a doll! (Sophia I mean.) 9028
Jan 16 2012: My new philosophy blog entry: "Santa Claus and the Aliens: Charities that Don't Work" http://t.co/4ZUe542Q 9029
Jan 16 2012: Check out our archived tweets from one year ago (January 2011). Some gems! http://t.co/rDeOun5Z 9030
Jan 16 2012: If a relationship fails, it is YOUR responsibility. You chose it. You can't blame the other person for being who they were all along. 9031
Jan 16 2012: Note: The Bad Dalai Lama often plagiarizes his own past tweets without attribution. So sue me! 9032
Jan 16 2012: Mistakes are the most awesome learning devices! Like sticking your finger in a candle flame, you never forget the lesson. 9033
Jan 16 2012: People who hate themselves do things that are worthy of hate, so the cycle continues. 9034
Jan 16 2012: Funny is fun only as long as you don't have to be funny. 9035
Jan 16 2012: Part of fast-food marketing is tweaking the mass production process so you can add adjectives like "Applewood Smoked". http://t.co/CY3YfXsM 9036
Jan 16 2012: Miami's officially sanctioned clothing-optional beach, and YES, I'M NUDE! (@ Haulover Beach) [pic]: http://t.co/l1wcoi5d 9037
Jan 16 2012: NUDE, NUDE, NUDE! It's a lot easier to ogle nude people when you're nude yourself. 9038
Jan 16 2012: I never had a previous interest in getting an all-over tan, but now seems like the right time. Hang out for an hour or so, see what happens. 9039
Jan 16 2012: The only trouble with this nude beach: 90% male. Ewwww! 9040
Jan 16 2012: The thing they don't tell you about nude beaches: There are NO entry requirements. Most of those naked bodies you really don't want to see. 9041
Jan 16 2012: Most of few female specimens are sagging and oversunned. More like National Geographic than Playboy. 9042
Jan 16 2012: You want to see a photo of my willy? You ain't getting it! 9043
Jan 16 2012: Water temp is a little chilly today—about 70°—but swimmable. I just did! Neener, neener, you Northerners! :-p 9044
Jan 16 2012: Air temp is a little chilly too when the clouds block the sun. Almost enough to drive me to non-nudity. 9045
Jan 16 2012: Never mind! The sun came back! Still nude! 9046
Jan 16 2012: One thing you notice at a nude beach is the wide variety of equipment. Boobs and willies run the gamut from massive knockers to little nubs. 9047
Jan 16 2012: Fairly attractive couple just put down a blanket near me. She adds a little spice to the mainly male wasteland. 9048
Jan 16 2012: Big cloud bank just cut off the sun. Once again, nudity's limits are tested. Brrrr! 9049
Jan 16 2012: Gonna jog a little to warm up—with pants. 9050
Jan 16 2012: You only realize how far you've gone when you turn to head back. 9051
Jan 16 2012: Whew! Good run! Note time between tweets and map (Haulover to blue dot). I figure 50 minutes and 4-5 miles. http://t.co/mIBpGZGy 9052
Jan 16 2012: Back in my little nudist colony, which is restricted to about 1/4 mile of the beach. Pants off! 9053
Jan 16 2012: Miami sand is a lot harder to jog on than Santa Barbara sand. Too fluffy. #firstworldproblems 9054
Jan 16 2012: Environment hasn't improved since I left. Some interesting ladyflesh has set up camp nearby, but they're remaining clothed. Abomination! 9055
Jan 16 2012: The sun comes and goes. Not nudist-friendly when it goes. 9056
Jan 16 2012: This nudist beach would be fantastic if I could only acknowledge my latent homosexuality, but I am still deeply repressed. 9057
Jan 16 2012: Bums to the right of me, willies to the left, here I am! 9058
Jan 16 2012: Gradually coming to a disturbing revelation: Nude beaches are BORING! 9059
Jan 16 2012: I don't see much hope for the whole franchise unless they can improve the admissions standards. 9060
Jan 16 2012: My hopes for an all-over tan are fading fast. Not enough sun. Getting ready to throw in the towel. 9061
Jan 16 2012: Gonna put my pants back on... But wait! Where are they?!?! They were here just a minute ago. OMFG! NO PANTS!!! ... oh here they are. 9062
Jan 16 2012: This concludes my VERY FIRST public nudity experience—live-tweeted directly to you! Some things just take time to develop. 9063
Jan 16 2012: "Attention: Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Bathers" http://t.co/lXV4g1I9 9064
Jan 16 2012: I feel no great need to photograph my nude beach. Google "Haulover Beach nude" subtracting all the beautiful people. http://t.co/kChnCOPi 9065
Jan 16 2012: Nudity is always sexier in the imagination than in real life. That's why bikinis are better than nothing at all. 9066
Jan 16 2012: Turns out there's nothing LESS erotic than a nude beach. It's human morphology, nothing more. 9067
Jan 16 2012: When nothing is left to the imagination, you kind of wish for some imagination. 9068
Jan 16 2012: Regarding bikini design, less is usually more, until you reach a tipping point where less is less and you say, "That's just gross!" 9069
Jan 16 2012: Still, I haven't given up entirely on nudism. Perhaps Haulover in the summer would offer a better class of clientele. More perky boobs! 9070
Jan 16 2012: Better yet, the Riviera! I could live by the maxim that the best nude beach is the one I haven't visited and search my whole life for it. 9071
Jan 16 2012: Little bit of sunburn on the head and shoulders. Kinda tragic. :-p (Don't worry, Willy's just fine.) 9072
Jan 16 2012: Take away clothes and sexual attraction and the human body is this weird, furless, gangly contraption. If I were an alien, I'd go "Eeeeek!" 9073
Jan 16 2012: Unlike other animals, humans wear their sexual apparatus right out front, both obvious and vulnerable. No wonder we insist on clothes! 9074
Jan 16 2012: I don't object to eating healthy. I object to people buying any product touted as healthy. (@ Whole Foods) http://t.co/coyh3fBQ 9075
Jan 16 2012: Health food nuts are just as vulnerable to marketing manipulation as junk food addicts, except the marketing is more "earthy". 9076
Jan 16 2012: Close-up of the health food in the previous photo (ahead of me in the Whole Foods checkout line). http://t.co/JQdZMeOR 9077
Jan 16 2012: .@xtinewu All these natural adjectives cost money, you know: "raw", "holistic", "synergistic", etc. You gotta pay for that kind of verbiage! 9078
Jan 17 2012: RT @danywino: RT @BadDalaiLama: Gradually coming to a disturbing revelation: Nude beaches are BORING!// Erotism needs fabric and skin -R ... 9079
Jan 17 2012: RT @xtinewu: @BadDalaiLama are we playing Price is Right? looks like about $104 worth of "health snacks". Whole Paycheck, we used to c ... 9080
Jan 17 2012: Erotism depends more on what is suggested than what is shown. Once you show it, the mystery and intrigue are lost. 9081
Jan 17 2012: You gotta admire the aliens for their light touch. They're intervening in Earth affairs only when they have to, which is apparently never. 9082
Jan 17 2012: As a concerned male, I must voice my concern about the thong bikini bottom. That's gone too far! The traditional 1960s cut is preferred. 9083
Jan 17 2012: The preferred bikini bottom should fully contain the buttocks and follow the crease between thigh and torso, as this is what God intended. 9084
Jan 17 2012: An essential skill of creativity is being able to let go of old projects to make way for new ones. 9085
Jan 17 2012: You creativity gets blocked when you get hung up on old projects that aren't going anywhere. Set them aside and move on! 9086
Jan 17 2012: RT @fujiwiryani: @BadDalaiLama just like Seth Godin said: we hafta know when to stop, and when to get thru the dip. 9087
Jan 17 2012: After swimming in the ocean, you could put a label on yourself: "Now seasoned with SEA SALT!" 9088
Jan 17 2012: I don't see much hope for the whole franchise unless they can improve the admissions standards. #nudebeaches 9089
Jan 17 2012: On My Bucket List: Find myself on the fast track to sainthood with the Catholic Church. [See Full Bucket List] 9090
Jan 17 2012: RT @damnclown: @BadDalaiLama good luck with that 9091
Jan 17 2012: @joecooper42 "I don't know, BDL. A nice, tan female backside lightly dusted with sand has its merits!" <== Ah, but you still need the sand! 9092
Jan 17 2012: One of the hardest things about working in an actual workplace is listening to the inane banter of your coworkers. 9093
Jan 17 2012: RT @nagzor: @BadDalaiLama great timing on this one... 3 discussions going on <10m away from me... 9094
Jan 17 2012: RT @LetsGo2TheBeach: @BadDalaiLama absolutely true. Thats one reason I no longet work a "real job" 9095
Jan 17 2012: A day after visiting a nude beach in Florida, I am sunburned in places I have never been before. #nudeskincancer #firstworldproblems 9096
Jan 17 2012: The world is an entertainment wasteland where people seek mainly to occupy time while expending as little creativity as possible. 9097
Jan 17 2012: This must be Maine because it's "fawty" degrees out and they're claiming it's "wahm". 9098
Jan 17 2012: Acquiring things is not the same as accomplishing things. 9099
Jan 17 2012: Yarmouth, Maine. (Pretty, but doesn't match my new nudist lifestyle.) http://t.co/7gXWNPID 9100
Jan 17 2012: Everyone claims to want the truth about themselves, but they have also made emotional investments that usually demand censorship. 9101
Jan 17 2012: The loyal spouse maintains their loyalty in part by censoring all alternatives. 9102
Jan 17 2012: @piratehook3r NEED MORE DIMPLES, Pirate Girl! Current avi is NOT sufficient! 9103
Jan 17 2012: "George Lucas Is Ready to Roll the Credits" http://t.co/DE1BNhDg <== About time! Dude lost his touch long ago and far away. 9104
Jan 17 2012: Success can be the stepping stone to bigger things, but more often it brings laziness, self-indulgence and the death of creativity. 9105
Jan 17 2012: @the_anastasia If you tweet sad tweets, you'll think sad thoughts and tweet more sad tweets. It's a cycle. 9106
Jan 17 2012: Driving local New England roads at night in the rain = Some Scary Shyt! 9107
Jan 17 2012: No land is more mysterious than the place you grew up. 9108
Jan 17 2012: @xtinewu Hey, I learned to read from Kellogg's boxes! Ah, remembering the cereals of my youth! 9109
Jan 18 2012: @xtinewu If it isn't sugar-sweetened, it has no literary value. 9110
Jan 18 2012: @piratehook3r Don't delay! Produce some dimples and you WILL be attractive. Run the numbers: Dimples = Cute! It's not brain surgery! ;-) 9111
Jan 18 2012: New philosophy blog entry: "The Problem with Multitasking" http://t.co/FoP1jk4V Too many apps on the brain! 9112
Jan 18 2012: You may see a passenger's overhead console, but I see a hi-tech cat litter scoop. http://t.co/CvZye2nb 9113
Jan 18 2012: Proof that Don McLean ("America Pie") is not dead. http://t.co/n6A0u0f6 What went wrong? 9114
Jan 18 2012: @xtinewu Lose the shoes, Wu! 9115
Jan 18 2012: Beauty tip: For true, warm beauty, you need a little imperfection and the self-confidence to wear it proudly. 9116
Jan 18 2012: We all have that relative—maybe a whole family—obsessed with details and totally unable to see the big picture. "The ship is sinking, Mom!" 9117
Jan 18 2012: @xtinewu You rang, Madam? 9118
Jan 18 2012: With experience you gain efficiency, doing more work with less effort, but the gain is not infinite. 9119
Jan 19 2012: Only a fool obeys every rule. 9120
Jan 19 2012: The trouble with seeking perfection is the stiff competition. There will always be someone more perfect than you. 9121
Jan 19 2012: The best female singers have raspy voices, like having smoked too many cigarettes. That's character! It conveys hard-won worldly experience. 9122
Jan 19 2012: Ringo Starr can't sing worth shit, but that doesn't matter. It's the character that counts. For "Octopus's Garden" he's perfect! 9123
Jan 19 2012: Love songs are boring. I'd rather listen to a dysfunctional voice sing something twisted and subversive. 9124
Jan 19 2012: @pixieinthedark How do you bait for heffalumps? What do they like? 9125
Jan 19 2012: @pixieinthedark Poohs like honey, but that doesn't mean heffalumps do. That's the epistemological mistake poohs are always making. 9126
Jan 19 2012: .@TheLastVirgo Cupid shoots arrows of love into people's hearts. But then he usually tasers them — ZAPPP! — out of love! 9127
Jan 19 2012: There's a fascinating double message here: "No Smoking, but if you do here's an ash tray." http://t.co/ZVeojuHZ 9128
Jan 19 2012: @xtinewu Free yourself of demon caffeine, wicked woman! Don't be Satan's tool! 9129
Jan 19 2012: @xtinewu Some people like to knock themselves down just for the thrill of picking themselves up. Es ist eine persönliche Entscheidung. 9130
Jan 19 2012: "Fresh Picked Produce" — another redundant marketing term. Isn't the picking of the produce implied in "fresh"? http://t.co/dWoo0zHx 9131
Jan 19 2012: The hardest part of creativity isn't creating but selecting, editing and evaluating what you have done. 9132
Jan 20 2012: When a creative artist becomes a celebrity spokesperson for a charitable cause, you know their creative days are behind them. 9133
Jan 20 2012: BDL's first recorded vocal rendition of "Mary Had a Little Lamb" (28 seconds). An important work, recorded on iPhone. http://t.co/savhuK8w 9134
Jan 20 2012: Esse quam videri ("To be, rather than to seem") —Motto of the Berklee College of Music 9135
Jan 20 2012: RT @mfcompost: Just built an awesome Rube Goldberg machine! It begins with unprotected sex and ends with a 5 year old crying over a lost ... 9136
Jan 20 2012: RT @Melodramagic: I know why they call them crushes. Because when they ignore you, you have to run them over with your car. 9137
Jan 20 2012: One of my hidden skills is I'm well versed in vacuum tube technology. In my youth I conducted many autopsies of such devices. 9138
Jan 20 2012: I wonder how many health fads recommended by experts end up shortening people's lives. 40 years later: "Oops, sorry!" 9139
Jan 20 2012: RT @xtinewu: #FF @letitgo8@PangaeaMikeHorn@baddalailama@nilayasabnis to inspire your mind+body+soul w beauty inside & out. dolphin so ... 9140
Jan 20 2012: No catastrophe is harder to process than the one you were responsible for. 9141
Jan 20 2012: Many animals are gentle and docile except in the matter of mating. When the placement of sperm near ova is at issue, the treachery begins. 9142
Jan 20 2012: Regardless of his politics, I will always admire Al Franken. It's easy to snipe from the sidelines. It takes courage to play the game. 9143
Jan 20 2012: If you have been dreaming of a Carnival cruise, now is the time. Rates may never be this low again! 9144
Jan 20 2012: Nothing makes you so uneasy as lavish praise from someone who doesn't have a clue where you're coming from. 9145
Jan 20 2012: @pixieinthedark Hasn't Alan had the snip? What is he going to do with those Hot Babes? 9146
Jan 21 2012: FF note: If you think we should follow someone, don't just tell us. Show us by retweeting their best stuff. 9147
Jan 21 2012: Marriage liability: Any financial hardship that befalls you also befalls your spouse. If you don't marry, you can share assets without risk. 9148
Jan 21 2012: I have modest goals. Being a billionaire doesn't interest me. A simple millionaire would be just fine. 9149
Jan 21 2012: Subscribe to my public Facebook page for lots of visual stuff not furnished on Twitter. http://t.co/NnhGiHJs 9150
Jan 21 2012: @pixieinthedark Eunuchs have more balls than you'd think. 9151
Jan 21 2012: Reasons I prefer being male: ease of urination in the field, no restroom lines, minimal genital maintenance. It's win, win, win! 9152
Jan 21 2012: If your gas tank is nearly empty, your car will stop. The uncertainty of exactly where doesn't change the certainty it will happen. 9153
Jan 21 2012: Speed limits are a hard science. How fast you can actually go without getting a ticket—that's a fine art. 9154
Jan 21 2012: Athens GA to New Canaan CT via 4 buses and 4 trains, starting now. 1045 miles, 30 hours, $90. http://t.co/mGNdI6DF 9155
Jan 21 2012: Twin Peaks fun fact: Killer BOB was a production set dresser who happened to catch David Lynch's attention: http://t.co/k8AaTCD4 9156
Jan 21 2012: Welcome to crappy Atlanta. 3 hour layover in the rain. http://t.co/zelCaXul 9157
Jan 21 2012: Serious thunderstorms in Atlanta. Water everywhere, even in the covered Marta station where I am now. http://t.co/rPLrC5e3 9158
Jan 21 2012: What you're supposed to eat when you're trapped in Atlanta in the rain for 3 hours. http://t.co/KxleGrwa 9159
Jan 21 2012: Megabus can charge less because it maintains no bus stations. It picks up and drops off on the street. (Atlanta) http://t.co/Te8KMGSz 9160
Jan 22 2012: Sign in the latrine of the Megabus advising unnatural urination procedures. http://t.co/90rz9WKt 9161
Jan 22 2012: In Atlanta, a man fell onto the subway tracks and was pulled up by bystanders. Possibly drunk. I just miss the action. http://t.co/GJXVza09 9162
Jan 22 2012: Loading the double-decker Megabus for the night run from Knoxville to Washington. $26. Two seats for everyone! http://t.co/quOvDmq9 9163
Jan 22 2012: @noahWG You just pegged your own birth at 1974 or later. 9164
Jan 22 2012: My transportation nexus in the Northeast. (@ Union Station w/ 2 others) http://t.co/baa7l5T2 9165
Jan 22 2012: TONS of new photos added to Facebook today, mainly from 2006. http://t.co/NnhGiHJs 9166
Jan 22 2012: A little light snow in the Capital this morning. http://t.co/V7HHmKli 9167
Jan 22 2012: How do you say "death" in Russian? http://t.co/uiL8XBe6 (Tel Aviv, April 2011) 9168
Jan 22 2012: Funny, I never thought of Correctional Officer as a "make-a-difference" sort of field. http://t.co/MH707TyE 9169
Jan 22 2012: Outside Li Ho's, Washington, DC (this morning). http://t.co/Izmewtr4 9170
Jan 22 2012: RT @ExpertPrimate: The one thing the Mayans forgot to put on their calendar was their own demise. 9171
Jan 22 2012: @the_anastasia Did I misread this tweet, or is it actually OPTIMISTIC? 9172
Jan 22 2012: RT @TheEconomist: Most trending: Just why exercise is so good for people is, at last, being understood http://t.co/wIAsf8WO 9173
Jan 22 2012: RT @TIME: Do seniors really deserve a senior discount? | http://t.co/kG5IEwuY (via @TIMEMoneyland) 9174
Jan 22 2012: Rugged safari on foot from Penn Station to Grand Central under the most primitive conditions. http://t.co/wnVz5ep6 9175
Jan 22 2012: NYC lunch by the pound. http://t.co/F0g4OnaW 9176
Jan 22 2012: My final selection. http://t.co/5wx67560 9177
Jan 22 2012: RT @sue2point0: @BadDalaiLama I despise buffets,mostly cause people are gross,but this looks weirdly delish. 9178
Jan 22 2012: How much of a home is function and how much is a Museum of the Self? 9179
Jan 22 2012: The MetLife Building, formerly the Pan Am Building. Pan Am didn't see that coming! http://t.co/RIGEmV8U 9180
Jan 22 2012: Grand Central Station - Main Concourse - 360° panorama http://t.co/4pSimoGT featuring "Miss Diaspora Model 2011-12" 9181
Jan 22 2012: Prehistoric database system on display at USC, Los Angeles - 360° panorama (Jan. 11) http://t.co/mw2btRAS 9182
Jan 22 2012: Initiative is the power to change course without external forces imposing it on you. 9183
Jan 22 2012: Grand Central Station at Hyperspeed. 18-second experimental video from May 2011. http://t.co/wvgVfxDD 9184
Jan 23 2012: Every piece of music is a balance of repetition and novelty. Too much repetition is boring. Too much novelty is chaos. 9185
Jan 23 2012: Music isn't just tinkling on the keyboard to find something good. It is repeating and emphasizing those good things once you find them. 9186
Jan 23 2012: The standard song format (ABAB-bridge-AB) is robust because it presents the right balance of repetition and novelty. 9187
Jan 23 2012: A lot of detailed knowledge can be a bad thing if it distracts you from what's really important. 9188
Jan 23 2012: Knowledge is not wisdom. Knowledge is having the facts. Wisdom is knowing which facts are most important. 9189
Jan 23 2012: Obey every recommendation, follow every expert's advice, respect every law and you'll never leave home or get anything done. 9190
Jan 23 2012: Life isn't a matter of obeying the rules. It's deciding which rules to obey when they conflict with each other. 9191
Jan 23 2012: Flattery is just creepy if the flatterer obviously doesn't understand you. 9192
Jan 23 2012: Repeat something once to establish a pattern. Repeat it again for emphasis. Repeat it a third time? Boring! 9193
Jan 23 2012: Popular music is the soundtrack of people's lives. 9194
Jan 23 2012: Dreams are a reflection of what you think about during the day—and sometimes a window into what you dare not think about. 9195
Jan 23 2012: RT @zenandtheartof: Little know facts, all manatees have halos. These halos are made of fish. #manateemonday http://t.co/a89KZem9 9196
Jan 23 2012: RT @latimes: 'Citizen Kane' to screen at Hearst Castle. No, really http://t.co/Hcfo2SGW 9197
Jan 23 2012: The Official Glossary of Manatee Smileys, in honor of #manateemonday http://t.co/89yll1Lu cc: @xtinewu 9198
Jan 23 2012: @mecotterill Thanks! I listened to it. That's cool! 9199
Jan 23 2012: The Manhattan vibe. (yesterday) http://t.co/UoVRORP7 9200
Jan 23 2012: Red dress. Manhattan. (yesterday) http://t.co/tcNrswWS 9201
Jan 23 2012: Don't start something if you don't know how you're going to stop. 9202
Jan 23 2012: @the_anastasia 9203
Jan 23 2012: RT @LetsGo2TheBeach: For those of u who don't know, @BadDalaiLama is a guy who travels around the country observing people & places. He ... 9204
Jan 24 2012: RT @Erekosse: @BadDalaiLama Precious one! 9205
Jan 24 2012: RT @CatholicLisa: Ride only bikes with brakes. RT @BadDalaiLama: Don't start something if you don't know how you're going to stop. 9206
Jan 24 2012: Once homeless on the streets of Vienna, he believed in himself and never gave up. #perseverance #courage #hitler 9207
Jan 24 2012: A geographical index of all our photo albums from the last five years at http://t.co/HzRpHIrH 9208
Jan 24 2012: @lovejohntyree "Woah! Is there anywhere @BadDalaiLama has NOT been? *giggles*" <== Most of Africa, Asia and South America. 9209
Jan 24 2012: I have updated my personal Social Media Policy http://t.co/4hdvbObp - How all my accounts fit together. 9210
Jan 24 2012: @cottonmouth1 Someday. As usual, I am overwhelmed by other things. Thank you for caring! 9211
Jan 24 2012: You can't unsee a bad music video of a good song. It poisons you with explicitness. 9212
Jan 24 2012: Photography is the art of detecting in the environment things that others have in front of them but can't see. 9213
Jan 24 2012: Satan's Highway. http://t.co/7yJmuqHJ 9214
Jan 24 2012: It is hard to tell good fortune from bad while it is happening. It depends on what you do with it. 9215
Jan 24 2012: Even the most exotic land becomes familiar and boring with experience. 9216
Jan 24 2012: One of life's most destructive mistakes is making permanent decisions based on temporary sensations. 9217
Jan 24 2012: It doesn't take a Sherlock to know where the investigation is heading in the Hollywood body parts case. http://t.co/5RAMuQKf 9218
Jan 24 2012: When will killers learn the ABCs of body disposal? Do your homework, pay attention, did 'em deep! 9219
Jan 24 2012: Paranoia tends to bring about the very thing you are most afraid of. 9220
Jan 24 2012: People who are terrified of abandonment tend to do things that bring about abandonment. 9221
Jan 24 2012: The hidden cost of building a wall is the resources you must spend to maintain and defend it. 9222
Jan 24 2012: Religion is the triumph of slogans over substance. 9223
Jan 24 2012: RT @TIME: Ready or not, your Facebook profile is about to get the new "Timeline" design | http://t.co/KnJh9TXI (via @Techland) 9224
Jan 24 2012: RT @TQKaTT: @BadDalaiLama and so is politics. 9225
Jan 24 2012: On My Bucket List: Travel back in time and kick myself in the ass. [See Full Bucket List] 9226
Jan 24 2012: RT @MailOnline: Death Valley's Ubehebe volcano is due to go off say Columbia University researchers. http://t.co/PPFVheuv 9227
Jan 24 2012: Such a tease she was, but inept. Driving by the boys on the bus she flashed her tits, not realizing they were a gay theatre troupe. 9228
Jan 24 2012: RT @philo_quotes: A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials. ~ Seneca http://t.co/U9gFWB48 9229
Jan 24 2012: Hey, West Coast! Check out the moon just after sunset. A spooky sliver. Happens every month but still cool! 9230
Jan 25 2012: The greatest challenge in life is changing your own pattern of behavior. 9231
Jan 25 2012: @laurenahayes I can't help but think, "This can't be good!" No one stays at the top of the technology heap for long. 9232
Jan 25 2012: @laurenahayes All empires must fall. Rome. The British Empire. Microsoft. RIM. Someday Apple and Google. Just a matter of when. 9233
Jan 25 2012: You can alter any behavior of your own that you choose. But you have to choose and believe you can do it. cc: @marferdinand 9234
Jan 25 2012: Any belief about your own ability to change is a self-fulfilling prophesy. Believe, and you will. Disbelieve, and you won't. 9235
Jan 25 2012: Never underestimate the power of one creative person to cut through the bullshit that defeats whole armies. #jobs #zuck cc @laurenahayes 9236
Jan 25 2012: Don't blame your pusher for jacking up the price and cutting the quality once you're addicted. That's just business. #starbucks 9237
Jan 25 2012: No outward change will remove jealousy. It is a flaw in the jealous person, and there will always be something to trigger it. 9238
Jan 25 2012: Jealousy can be romantic or coveting the success of another. With confidence in your own position, it goes away. 9239
Jan 25 2012: There would be no need for romantic jealousy if you knew you had a proprietary product your partner could find nowhere else. 9240
Jan 25 2012: Jealousy thrives only when you sense already that you are vulnerable and disposable. 9241
Jan 25 2012: Facebook/YouTube time bomb: collecting huge photo/video files that never go away, eating storage faster than technology advances. 9242
Jan 25 2012: "Repent Now! - The Facebook/YouTube Crash Is Coming!" My new blog entry: http://t.co/Zr7bsz4P cc: @laurenahayes@princeboucher 9243
Jan 25 2012: A healthy creative life must return periodically to a state of zero commitments, where you are free to go in any direction. 9244
Jan 25 2012: "Raising awareness" about a social problem isn't the same as actually doing something. It assumes that someone else will do something. 9245
Jan 25 2012: If you are a celebrity spokesperson drawing attention to a certain charitable cause, aren't you really stealing from every other cause? 9246
Jan 25 2012: The advance of medical technology has the perverse effect of making medical care available to fewer people as costs rise. 9247
Jan 25 2012: Even a "successful" marriage runs the risk of freezing your life in place and bringing an end to creative growth. 9248
Jan 25 2012: The first thing drugs burn out is your personal initiative circuits, so you have no motivation to help yourself. 9249
Jan 25 2012: .@PritsWire "define drugs? Coffee? Alcohol? Gambling? Love?" <== All of the above. (Whether love is a drug depends on the circumstances.) 9250
Jan 25 2012: RT @PritsWire: @BadDalaiLama in that case, does love not provide you the motivation to help yourself? 9251
Jan 25 2012: .@PritsWire Love can move you to help yourself or move you to drug-like fatalism. Depends on the structure of the relationship. 9252
Jan 25 2012: RT @nainysahani: Only those in love will invest time in fighting and making up one time after another. Its when either of these stop tha ... 9253
Jan 25 2012: RT @philoquotes: Time discovers truth. ~ Seneca http://t.co/f4loa27z 9254
Jan 25 2012: RT @philo_quotes: Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. ~ Kant http://t.co/U9gFWB48 9255
Jan 25 2012: Utopias on paper usually turn into prisons in fact. 9256
Jan 25 2012: @princeboucher@laurenahayes How so? How can there not be a breaking point? How much revenue must FB produce now to support its promises? 9257
Jan 25 2012: @princeboucher LOL! That's what every fallen empire of the past has said: "We are totally different. The old rules don't apply to us." 9258
Jan 25 2012: Every fallen empire of the past has said: "We are totally different. The old rules don't apply to us." But time always proves them wrong. 9259
Jan 25 2012: @laurenahayes@princeboucher Yes, in the near future! I see a FB revenue crisis within 2 years. I've been right before! http://t.co/KY0g6wUA 9260
Jan 25 2012: Highlight of my week: a new blankie! (My old one was getting tattered and smelly.) http://t.co/f1fhE3tE 9261
Jan 25 2012: "Oklahoma is OK" — modest aspirations for a modest state. http://t.co/ogf6fQ7G 9262
Jan 25 2012: You can study a human problem from afar, but you can only really know it by going there and seeing the dynamic for yourself. 9263
Jan 26 2012: RT @Kyoks1: @BadDalaiLama maybe they fell because they thought that (universal) rules "don't apply to them" 9264
Jan 26 2012: RT @Kyoks1: @BadDalaiLama some times I ask myself if it's worth the bumps and bruises one gets on the way there... 9265
Jan 26 2012: Crashes are all the same. In the midst of a boom, people start believing in anti-gravity, but real gravity always wins in the end. 9266
Jan 26 2012: My video postcard from St. Peter's Basilica, The Vatican, one year ago. Cool soundtrack! 4 minutes. http://t.co/guWfe0IF 9267
Jan 26 2012: An astute pornographer, he was often charged but never convicted, thanks to his well-paid lawyers and their prowess in jury selection. 9268
Jan 26 2012: Language Police: "skunk" is derogatory and odorist. The preferred term is "polecat" (and they're good eatin' if you fix 'em right). 9269
Jan 26 2012: "For A Limited Time Only" sounds tragic until you realize it applies to everything. 9270
Jan 26 2012: RT @MailOnline: 'Native Americans' actually came from a tiny mountain region in Russia, DNA research reveals http://t.co/AooNy1gS 9271
Jan 26 2012: Senior citizens are the worst demographic. Confident, experienced, value-conscious, not easily duped. It's hard to make a profit off them. 9272
Jan 27 2012: Her natural beauty scarred her for life. 9273
Jan 27 2012: The Earth rotates once on its axis every 24 hours. WRONG!!' Closer to 23 hours 53 minutes. Look at the stars, dummy! 9274
Jan 27 2012: On My Bucket List: Join Starfleet so I can tame rogue planets through a combination of economic sanctions and empty political rhetoric. [See Full Bucket List] 9275
Jan 27 2012: A car can reveal the personality and value system of its owner. Sometimes, it tells you if they're an asshole. 9276
Jan 27 2012: "Asshole" is a popular term for sociopath, someone who is full of himself and doesn't mind imposing it on others. 9277
Jan 27 2012: Buffoon, jerk, asshole and sadist are different degrees of mean on the continuum of assholiness. 9278
Jan 27 2012: Every parasite sees himself as a symbiotic partner. 9279
Jan 27 2012: "He needs me," says the parasite of his host. "I'm doing him a service." 9280
Jan 27 2012: The later Star Wars movies left us not even caring about the fate of the galaxy. Heck, there are plenty more! 9281
Jan 27 2012: Life is a struggle between hosts and parasites—people who produce things and vampires who suck off them. 9282
Jan 27 2012: RT @MicYsa: When people become defensive, it's usally a sign that they're wrong. And they know it. 9283
Jan 27 2012: RT @MicYsa: Wish my life were like a Choose-your-own-adventure book where I can go back and choose another ending if I wanted to. 9284
Jan 27 2012: If you run a roadhouse in the Texas outback, it can be as grungy as you want 'cuz folks ain't got no choice. 9285
Jan 27 2012: The only significant expense of Facebook is server bandwidth and storage space. Revenue must somehow cover this before there's a profit. 9286
Jan 27 2012: My only gauge of Facebook's business model: In 3+ years of intensively using it, I have hardly given them a cent of revenue. 9287
Jan 27 2012: Texas. Current forward view. http://t.co/IMyUCdsP 9288
Jan 27 2012: A godforsaken place like this needs one. (@ Largest Cross In The Western Hemisphere) [pic]: http://t.co/barmmz0E 9289
Jan 27 2012: RT @WSJ: Facebook is currently looking at a valuation of $75 billion to $100 billion for its IPO. More details: http://t.co/3q5NbHXB 9290
Jan 27 2012: @xtinewu Pix, Sista! 9291
Jan 27 2012: Facebook claims a user base of nearly a billion on a planet of scarcely 7 billion. Won't this thing plateau at some point? #facebookbubble 9292
Jan 27 2012: Facebook valuation pegged at $75 billion or roughly $100 per alleged active user, regardless of income. Insanity! #facebookbubble 9293
Jan 27 2012: RT @moneymorning: Before You Get Excited About the Facebook IPO... http://t.co/4beGNj6y #FacebookIPO 9294
Jan 27 2012: The #FacebookIPO may be initially successful, but shortly thereafter, the market will tear it apart. #facebookbubble 9295
Jan 27 2012: RT @The_Symposium26: When the #FacebookIPO is unleaded people would do good to remember #Tulipmania. How much is Facebook really worth, ... 9296
Jan 27 2012: RT @theDKruse: Hm i wonder if #FacebookIPO will pop its bubble as soon as #lnkd has.. This bubble is going to be huge... Stay away 9297
Jan 27 2012: McDonalds truth: Instead of "Billions and Billions Served" should be "Millions and Millions of Cattle Slaughtered". 9298
Jan 28 2012: My new blog entry: "The Facebook Bubble: Running the Numbers" http://t.co/SpUwsoHa - Get ready for the Great Facebook Crash! 9299
Jan 28 2012: I expect the coming #FacebookIPO to be a big success - because a lot a naive investors with poor math skills are eager to climb on board. 9300
Jan 28 2012: It's taken 18 years, but the Nigerians have finally learned some US English. They've dropped the "Mr." from their name! http://t.co/XiW7Evrc 9301
Jan 28 2012: Every high-flying corporate empire eventually reaches a saturation point where all its new tricks are used up and growth stops. #FacebookIPO 9302
Jan 28 2012: @joecooper42 Of course! I'll rewrite the tweet accordningly. 9303
Jan 28 2012: Faded empires once destined to take over the world: IBM, Microsoft, AOL, MySpace, Arabs, Japanese. Fading soon: Facebook, Google, China. 9304
Jan 28 2012: RT @wwicaksono: Do not look for sanctuary in anyone except yourself. 9305
Jan 28 2012: RT @wwicaksono: Reality is only as real as our delusion allows 9306
Jan 28 2012: RT @NIETZSCHESOURCE: The worst enemy you can meet will always be yourself; you lie in wait for yourself in caverns and forests http://t. ... 9307
Jan 28 2012: RT @Antarctic_Fox: I asked her, what do you think of me. She said, you are almost there. But you are still not a master. So I left to br ... 9308
Jan 28 2012: The Sacred Archive of Ancient Wisdom (our complete and searchable tweet archive) has just been updated at http://t.co/YmDofCfv 9309
Jan 28 2012: For a distilled version of our tweetstream (only our timeless words of wisdom, not all the other stuff) follow @BadLamaWisdom 9310
Jan 28 2012: Most people should be living on farms. Stick them in the city with a million choices and they only self-destruct. 9311
Jan 28 2012: On My Bucket List: Seek tabloid attention for my massive sex addiction. http://t.co/a842ybZ8 [See Full Bucket List] 9312
Jan 28 2012: RT @persdevquotes: Sometimes you have to give up the fight and walk away, and move on to something that's more productive. ~ Donald Trump 9313
Jan 28 2012: RT @gigglesyee: @lonelyplanet "Flashpacker"A bkpker w a lger budget than a reg bkpker, has more disp income & usually travels w a lot of ... 9314
Jan 28 2012: RT @philosophytweet: Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.--Arthur Schopenhauer 9315
Jan 28 2012: RT @GreatestQuotes: "Nothing is more damaging to you than to do something that you believe is wrong." - Abraham 9316
Jan 28 2012: RT @MailOnline: Tony Alleyne: Trekkie loses his painstakingly recreated Star Trek flat to ex-wife in divorce http://t.co/GgTLW0Hp 9317
Jan 28 2012: @DanielleOlympia Tweet-tweet! 9318
Jan 29 2012: I shall fear no evil. (@ Valley Of The Shadow Of Death) http://t.co/bPnAzVSM 9319
Jan 29 2012: RT @MichaelNagib: To those valuing #Facebook at $100bn , do you know that we only have 7bn living humans on the whole earth ?? #FacebookIPO 9320
Jan 29 2012: RT @Levers_Gerard: 2012: the year the social media bubble finally bursts. No value for investors. Max value £2.5bn at best! #FacebookIPO ... 9321
Jan 29 2012: You may hurt people when you tell them "No" but you hurt them even more if you don't say "No" when you should. 9322
Jan 29 2012: The impending #FacebookIPO may be the greatest gold rush since, well, the Gold Rush, with the same unhappy results for most small investors. 9323
Jan 29 2012: You know a boom is on the verge of bust when ordinary people at cocktail parties are talking about how to get in on the action. #FacebookIPO 9324
Jan 29 2012: An expensive gift from a lover, including a diamond ring, implies that they are trying to buy your affection without understanding you. 9325
Jan 29 2012: Every meaningful relationship is a form of psychotherapy where both parties come out of it different than when they went in. 9326
Jan 29 2012: RT @ScottSaab: @BadDalaiLama So my girlfriend and I are actually each other's shrinks. How 2012 is that. :) 9327
Jan 29 2012: The quality and depth of ones private thoughts depend on the amount of time one has to think them. 9328
Jan 29 2012: That glorious break-even point below the Cajon Pass where you turn off the heat and turn on the air conditioner. 9329
Jan 29 2012: Humans have the unique ability to believe an assertion that is contrary to observed fact based only on the word of others. 9330
Jan 29 2012: Somebody ought to straighten these crooked trees in Santa Monica, or cut them down. It's unsightly. http://t.co/vY06hYkG 9331
Jan 29 2012: Taking a $1 bus ride from Santa Monica to LAX. Trip is disrupted by a bunch of boarding Santa Monicans who HAVE NEVER BEEN ON A BUS BEFORE. 9332
Jan 29 2012: It must be terrible to be a sex addict. Fortunately, most of us aren't attractive enough or wealthy enough to run that risk. #schadenfreude 9333
Jan 29 2012: @xtinewu I picture a school of really stupid fish (dum-bass). 9334
Jan 30 2012: One of the prerequisites of wisdom is recognizing what an idiot you have been. 9335
Jan 30 2012: iPhone users: Crop your photos before tweeting with an editing app like Photogene. Quick and easy and often makes a world of difference. 9336
Jan 30 2012: If you care about your tweets, sign up for free @TweetBackup. Sign in one time and they'll maintain a permanent downloadable backup for you. 9337
Jan 30 2012: "Dude what the fuck did you take before even having the thought of making this!" Re: our Tribal Elder video. http://t.co/zVYGoLnA 9338
Jan 30 2012: In the hills of Calabasas looking for colobuses. Have you seen any? http://t.co/l2OV8LBu 9339
Jan 30 2012: The Hills of Calabasas - 360° panorama http://t.co/9ku3W6zp 9340
Jan 30 2012: Some kind of weird egg thing. Got seeds so must be a gourd. http://t.co/SSL5vzN2 9341
Jan 30 2012: Every month I need my Frys time, wandering in a daze. (@ Fry's Electronics w/ 2 others) [pic]: http://t.co/Z0KULpeb 9342
Jan 30 2012: Something I didn't know I needed until now: a color-changing egg timer! http://t.co/dsen0JPs 9343
Jan 30 2012: A "Dorothy moment" is when you realize your whole complicated quest was unnecessary. You didn't need Oz. The power was yours all along! 9344
Jan 30 2012: California coast near Ventura - 360° panorama http://t.co/6RlDYIU3 9345
Jan 30 2012: @xtinewu@zenandtheartof Manatee rooms? Yes, they have them in the UK! (But Lorem Ipsum is a dummy.) http://t.co/kPB7pNu8 #manateemonday 9346
Jan 31 2012: @xtinewu It comes with Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. 9347
Jan 31 2012: An otherwise talented shoplifter, she was betrayed by her age, gender and good looks, which immediately drew the security cameras. 9348
Jan 31 2012: @xtinewu A fit, lean healthy body = cool! Extreme fitness = vain & creepy. http://t.co/769dRfEG 9349
Jan 31 2012: A great movie is one you replay 1000 times in your head. A not great one gets left behind in the theatre. 9350
Jan 31 2012: Driving the 405 Freeway today, was reminded of Hitler's rant 6 months ago. Der Führer was not pleased! http://t.co/rm7fHV9M via @xtinewu 9351
Jan 31 2012: RT @MailOnline: Dementiaville: £17m village in Switzerland will keep sufferers in fake reality http://t.co/mglh2XDZ 9352
Jan 31 2012: Success isn't really success if it brings a loss of self. 9353
Jan 31 2012: Males produce millions of sperm a day—but not if we zap 'em! http://t.co/bG6rt5w1 9354
Jan 31 2012: RT @Antarctic_Fox: A successful relationship is balanced. Both have to grow or accept that separation is the next step of the journey. 9355
Jan 31 2012: The human body is based on an agreement among cells to play by the rules and stop growing when requested. When one resists, you have cancer. 9356
Jan 31 2012: Sunrise at PHL. http://t.co/HG31drAK 9357
Jan 31 2012: .@pixieinthedark is my guilty pleasure. Alan scoffs. "All bubbles, zero calories." Yes, but with real cola taste! 9358
Jan 31 2012: I thought NYC was the capital of Connecticut, but I guess not. (@ Connecticut State Capitol w/ 2 others) [pic]: http://t.co/qkYv8z0M 9359
Jan 31 2012: Connecticut State Capitol - 360° panorama http://t.co/9EzWp9xf 9360
Jan 31 2012: Hartford Union Station - two 360° panoramas: platform http://t.co/9ZUTWUy7 & waiting room http://t.co/8nND1cGK 9361
Jan 31 2012: Geo Fact: There are a LOT of dead people in New England and they take up a LOT of space—whole big fields of 'em, each with his own plot. 9362
Jan 31 2012: A single human male produces enough sperm to inseminate every human female on Earth. (Collecting child support is a different matter.) 9363
Jan 31 2012: @noahWG Where, on our current planet, do you expect to find an 8% return on savings? Bernie Madoff is out of business. 9364
Jan 31 2012: @the_anastasia Back in form! I knew your optimism would pass. 9365
Jan 31 2012: @noahWG Oh, dear! In that case a penny saved may be a penny half lost. Should have spent your penny while you had it! 9366
Jan 31 2012: RT @persdevquotes: goal is a dream with a deadline. ~ Napoleon Hill 9367
Jan 31 2012: Your greatest success usually becomes your final prison. 9368
Jan 31 2012: One wonders how many marriages consist almost entirely of the joint project of home renovation. 9369
Jan 31 2012: We don't get to choose our parents, but we choose how we deal with them.
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