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Oct 1 2011: Funny how a "dream come true" can turn into a nightmare without end. 6523
Oct 1 2011: "True or false, I feel the Lazar story has enriched my life in many interesting ways." —Glenn Campbell 6524
Oct 1 2011: European market in the heart of Polish New Britain. (@ Polmart) http://4sq.com/rrrmb8 6525
Oct 1 2011: Bob's Lazar's Area 51 UFO claims: I just came across a 1997 article of mine offering skeptical theory. http://area51looseends.blogspot.com/2011/10/lazar-story-fraud-for-bigelow-funding.html 6526
Oct 1 2011: Some people want to fill the world with silly acoustic products with reproductive messages. What's wrong with that? I'd like to know. 6527Oct 1 2011: My 2009 appearance on "UFO Hunters" (just the parts I was in) http://youtu.be/csR1G19eK48 Also see my 2010 rebuttal http://youtu.be/HRIqb7JPrSI←Our original YouTube video [more] 6528
Oct 1 2011: The secret mattress makers don't want you to know: If you're not sleeping well, it's not the mattress. 6529
Oct 1 2011: The secret real estate agents don't want you to know: You don't need a place to live, only a place to sleep. 6530
Oct 1 2011: The secret married people don't want you to know: Marriage makes the relationship harder. 6531
Oct 1 2011: The secret TV manufacturers don't want you to know: A 52-inch screen 12 feet away is no better than a 13-inch screen 3 feet away. 6532
Oct 1 2011: The secret _____ sellers don't want you to know: You don't really need _____. 6533Oct 1 2011: "Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse!" My new advice video filmed today at Wesleyan University. http://youtu.be/FKrZpNDuiD4 (21:21) ←Our original YouTube video [more] 6534
Oct 2 2011: "Clever" should not be confused with meaningful. 6535Oct 2 2011: When someone you care about gets into hard drugs, there is little you can do to help them. My new video: http://youtu.be/FKrZpNDuiD4←Our original YouTube video [more] 6536
Oct 2 2011: Housewares, home improvement, furniture — stores I only visit to use the restroom. (@ Lowe's Home Improvement) http://4sq.com/p2bQlJ 6537
Oct 2 2011: The most destructive thing about drug abuse is the deception and treachery that go along with it. 6538
Oct 2 2011: .@Mostlegendary "Are you speaking from experience or observation?" <== Experience. 6539
Oct 2 2011: Drugs—from cocaine to video games—are pseudo-experience, taking the place of doing real things in the world. 6540Oct 2 2011: .@Mostlegendary "What do you consider drugs? Sugar? Caffeine?..." <== See my video: http://youtu.be/FKrZpNDuiD4←Our original YouTube video [more] 6541
Oct 2 2011: @tommywednesday Add me on Google+ and you'll have a perfect trifecta. http://gplus.to/BadDalaiLama 6542
Oct 2 2011: @spyropapaspyrou I knew that, but my Sanskrit is a little rusty. 6543
Oct 2 2011: New photos from Connecticut: http://Glenn-Campbell.com/album?connecticut 6544
Oct 2 2011: RT @KilroyCafe: Of all the weird things in the world, the most bizarre is our body and how we got stuck inside it. 6545
Oct 2 2011: I have updated my own personal Social Media Policy at http://t.co/Fwd5v1W7 - defining the difference between Twitter, Facebook and Google+ 6546Oct 2 2011: View from my "office" at Wesleyan University. http://twitpic.com/6u9jva←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6547
Oct 2 2011: RT @TheIlluminati: No matter how hard you try, you can't buy respect. The closest you'll get is envy. If you need envy, you're in sad, s ... 6548
Oct 2 2011: It is hard to grasp how many videos I've produced in my 16-month YouTube career until I try to index them. http://baddalailama.com/archive/?search=youtu 6549
Oct 3 2011: RT @Kyoks1: Las drogas-desde la cocaina hasta los videojuegos-son pseudoexperiencias toman el lugar d hacer cosas reales en el mundo via ... 6550
Oct 3 2011: RT @Kyoks1: De las cosas extrañas del mundo, la + bizarra es nuestro cuerpo y como quedamos atrapados dentro. via @KilroyCafe@BadDalaiLama 6551Oct 3 2011: Philosophy from the Yukon! An interesting video of mine from 1 year ago, newly stabilized. "Human Feedback Systems" http://youtu.be/PFQgeqeb82A←Our original YouTube video [more] 6552
Oct 3 2011: Most good works are the equivalent of bailing with a spoon during a tsunami. They make people feel good but accomplish little. 6553Oct 3 2011: 3-day vacation in Hartford, Connecticut: $87 total (transportation and lodging). http://twitpic.com/6uklyz←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6554
Oct 3 2011: ...Add $8 for the Megabus to and from Boston. ($3 one way, $5 the other) http://Megabus.com (geotag is the Hartford bus stop) 6555
Oct 3 2011: The key to a successful marriage is agree with your spouse. Doesn't matter if they're right or wrong. You learn this quickly. 6556
Oct 3 2011: My new review of sleeping conditions at the Hartford airport: http://www.sleepinginairports.net/list.asp?did=7645 6557Oct 3 2011: Yes, that's my plan. What about it? http://twitpic.com/6utqac←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6558
Oct 4 2011: .@xtinewu "New MJ Cirque du Soleil tour looks amazing!" <== Sometimes the best thing an artist can do for his career is get out of the way. 6559
Oct 4 2011: Red Pill or Blue Pill? Few have the courage to even choose. 6560
Oct 4 2011: Jesus is the Blue Pill. 6561
Oct 4 2011: Theory is useful, but reality hands you plenty of things theory can't prepare you for. You can only know reality by testing it. 6562
Oct 4 2011: RT @nytimes: Homecoming Queen and Winning Field Goal on Same Night http://nyti.ms/nbi6ao 6563Oct 4 2011: Typical New Mexico residence. http://twitpic.com/6v09wa←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6564
Oct 4 2011: Law is an institutional response to the public hysteria of the moment. 6565
Oct 4 2011: Law prides itself on being rational, but because it comes ultimately from the people, it is often just institutionalized witch burning. 6566
Oct 4 2011: "Check out Glenn Campbell's amazing portfolio. It's huge and fills me with wanderlust with every shot." —Dale Leigh, re http://Glenn-Campbell.com/photo 6567
Oct 4 2011: @the_anastasia That, my dear, is what psychology is all about! 6568
Oct 4 2011: RT @the_anastasia: With all my education in psychology I'll still never know what goes through the minds of people who buy $3 water. 6569
Oct 4 2011: @laurenahayes LOL! That's why Steve resigned. 6570
Oct 4 2011: Pathological altruism. NY Times: http://nyti.ms/rnYvJc 6571
Oct 4 2011: Drug-driven property crime usually involves the willingness to take huge risks for relatively meager rewards 6572
Oct 5 2011: My one-page 2009 essay on "Triage", one of the most important concepts in life. http://KilroyCafe.com/ideas/triage/ 6573
Oct 5 2011: RT @AirportSleeper Thanks for all the great airport reviews. MUCH appreciated! http://www.sleepinginairports.net/list.asp?did=7645 6574
Oct 5 2011: RT @xtinewu: The most important thing- Tell your own truth in everything you do. #film #music #art #life 6575
Oct 5 2011: .@AirportSleeper My pleasure! Thank you for providing this excellent service to the jet-setting homeless community! http://SleepingInAirports.com 6576
Oct 5 2011: The mentally ill homeless who collect cans and smell bad are totally different from jet-setting homeless who sleep in airports. (Right?) 6577
Oct 5 2011: My latest airport sleeping review: Albuquerque http://www.sleepinginairports.net/list.asp?did=7648 6578Oct 5 2011: New video: Exploring an Abandoned Factory in Windsor Locks, CT http://youtu.be/1cHhC1bW3JQ - 36 minutes in HD, filmed in one continuous take. ←Our original YouTube video [more] 6579
Oct 5 2011: Added three more airport sleeping reviews: Phoenix, Denver, Frankfurt: http://SleepingInAirports.net/list.asp?did=7645 6580
Oct 5 2011: Forced to watch DIY Network for the first time. Appears to be home improvement porn. (Doesn't do anything for me, cuz I ain't got one.) 6581
Oct 5 2011: "...and then my doctor told me about Abilify"... a medication so unproven to real doctors that it has to be advertised on TV. 6582
Oct 5 2011: RT @Mostlegendary: @BadDalaiLama now with 100% natural snake oil! 6583
Oct 5 2011: Marriage and home improvement recursively justify each other. 6584
Oct 5 2011: Delightful four hour vacation. (@ Albuquerque Freightliner) http://4sq.com/n7BgUE 6585
Oct 5 2011: ...More like a glorious 8-hour vacation at Freightliner. 6586
Oct 6 2011: Why pot smokers are paranoid: http://healthland.time.com/2011/04/06/why-pot-smokers-are-paranoid/ 6587
Oct 6 2011: In the the year 2084, when mankind has been all but extinguished in the Robot Wars and the few remaining... 6588
Oct 6 2011: ...humans have been enslaved to computer intelligence, it will be found, in the heart of the universal memory core... 6589
Oct 6 2011: ...an automated image of the Creator to whom all the machines bow down. It is... Steve Jobs! http://t.co/M45W9nXb 6590
Oct 6 2011: (What? You don't expect me to be maudlin do you? Sent from my iPhone.) 6591
Oct 6 2011: The dark side of intimate relationships is the reciprocal enabling of each other's dysfunction. 6592
Oct 6 2011: RT @tommywednesday: @BadDalaiLama you've been all over - we could use a guy like that for the resistance during the #robotwar of 2084 6593
Oct 6 2011: .@tommywednesday I may not be around in 2084, but my clones and avatars will assist. 6594
Oct 6 2011: Brutal honesty is usually counterproductive. You should dispense the truth only to the extent that others are capable of processing it. 6595
Oct 6 2011: A sign on the interstate, "Damaged Guardrail Ahead", seems to assume that you have choice about where you run off the road. 6596
Oct 6 2011: RT @philo_quotes: Human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind. ~ William James http://t.co/U9gFWB48 6597
Oct 6 2011: When people argue with each other, the subject of the argument is usually quite irrelevant. 6598
Oct 6 2011: American cuisine is based on the principle that no portion can ever be too large. 6599
Oct 7 2011: Humility can be as pathological as egotism if it suggests a lack of pride in ones own life. 6600
Oct 7 2011: @the_anastasia You and Kathy Bates. 6601
Oct 7 2011: Whenever an ad campaign says, "You CAN make a difference!" the proposed action changes little and benefits mainly the advertiser. 6602
Oct 7 2011: One of the best words of all time: "serendipity". Believe in it! 6603
Oct 7 2011: No diesel fuel is more blessed than Christian diesel fuel. (@ Jesus Christ Is Lord Travel Center) http://4sq.com/oQG3UN 6604
Oct 7 2011: Funny thing: Merely the act of buying coffee perks me up. I don't have to actually drink it. (Must be homeopathy!) 6605
Oct 7 2011: If there is suffering in the world around you, it is better to know about it and choose not to act than to not act out of ignorance. 6606
Oct 7 2011: Liberate yourself from the tyranny of underwear! (But not in public, please.) 6607
Oct 7 2011: Our permanent tweet archive is now COLOR CODED for your convenience. http://BadDalaiLama.com/archive/ 6608
Oct 7 2011: My 2009 photos from a sacred place I revisited last night in Texas. http://Glenn-Campbell.com/album?jesus 6609
Oct 7 2011: Everyone makes mistakes the first time they try something. What distinguishes people is how quickly they learn from them. 6610
Oct 7 2011: Opinions are formed to serve one's emotional convenience. Reason is recruited only later to justify the choice already made. 6611
Oct 7 2011: My old beat at Family Court in Las Vegas. RT @latimes: A chilling account of child prostitution in Las Vegas http://lat.ms/nsCzLJ 6612
Oct 7 2011: Jesus guarantees the accuracy of this truck scale. FB photo: http://t.co/02tjSkeD (Amarillo, TX) 6613
Oct 7 2011: There is no such thing as "safety". The most you can hope for is a balance of risks. 6614
Oct 8 2011: "Elastic-waist pants & gloomy philosophy; comfy, addictive & self-fulfilling." — @YourAuntLola 6615
Oct 8 2011: "Loneliness isn't cured by company but by contact with reality." — @inquestioner 6616
Oct 8 2011: "People don't really want to be cured. They want is relief. A cure is painful." — @inquestioner 6617
Oct 8 2011: We do not know good fortune from bad until time has passed. 6618
Oct 8 2011: Paradoxically, the downgrade of U.S. Treasuries made them more popular. http://nyti.ms/nFvnsT via @nytimes 6619
Oct 8 2011: Automatic light switches and toilet flushers are devices designed to train people not to turn off lights or flush toilets. 6620Oct 8 2011: The Extreme Bacon Breakfast from Golden Corral. $4.25. http://twitpic.com/6x0p8q←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6621
Oct 8 2011: @TheNacho1 No, the bacon shake is extra. 6622
Oct 8 2011: I think it's adorable when people put on matching uniforms and jog or bike together. Happens mainly in Canada. 6623Oct 8 2011: It isn't hard to have "The World's Largest Gift Store": Just build a cavernous warehouse and measure "large" by volume. http://twitpic.com/6x2c1s←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6624
Oct 8 2011: The world doesn't need your political opinions. If something is within your power to change, do it; otherwise, your words are empty. 6625Oct 8 2011: St. Robert, Missouri — Walmart provides free scooters to fat people so they can buy more food. http://twitpic.com/6x518t←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6626
Oct 8 2011: Most romantic relationships, once they are over, are remembered as mental afflictions. 6627
Oct 8 2011: The alternative to God is that you alone are responsible for your own decisions and fate—an intolerable position for most. 6628
Oct 8 2011: No matter how fat you are now, you can still get fatter. America is a big country and will make room for you. 6629
Oct 8 2011: The "lure of the open road" neglects the fact that people need a mission and the road alone can't give you that. 6630
Oct 8 2011: Any attempt to protect the stupid from themselves is destined to fail. Their stupidity will outwit your good intentions. 6631Oct 9 2011: I'm in a horror movie! (Costco, Columbus, Ohio) http://twitpic.com/6xvplr←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6632
Oct 9 2011: London, Paris, Rome, Athens, Dublin, Oxford, Toronto, Lebanon, Macedonia... Why tour the world when you can see it all in Ohio? 6633
Oct 9 2011: Paris, Ohio should not be confused with New Paris, Ohio, 200 miles away. Because one fake Paris isn't enough. 6634
Oct 9 2011: .@MinnieGupta "And there is also a Miami in Ohio." + Wyoming & Oregon... meaning Ohio has no real identity of its own. 6635Oct 9 2011: Fatalism is a self-fulfilling prophesy. If you think you have no control then it will be true. ←Start tweet essay: Fatalism 6636Oct 9 2011: Every hero's journey involves overcoming his own fatalism. To defeat the enemy, he must find control where never thought he had it. 6637Oct 9 2011: Bold moves often end in defeat, discouraging further action. Courage lies in modifying ones techniques without losing ones initiative. 6638Oct 9 2011: Life is a personal struggle with fatalism. 6639Oct 9 2011: Young people say, "I've got plenty of time. I'll change later." Old people say, "It's too late for me. I can't change now." So when?" 6640Oct 9 2011: Every morning, in cafes and parks around the world, millions of old people gather to play games and talk about empty things. What a waste! 6641Oct 9 2011: Losing weight is the classic test of initiative vs. fatalism. All you have to do is stop eating. So why is it so hard? 6642Oct 9 2011: Drug addicts and fat people share a common thread of fatalism. They say, "This is what my body wants, and I am powerless to stop it." ←End tweet essay: Fatalism 6643
Oct 9 2011: @xtinewu Objection, your honor! This is not Manatee Monday! 6644
Oct 9 2011: If I was a lawyer, I would be a sports attorney, so I could defend the downtrodden class of Major League players and owners. 6645
Oct 9 2011: You would amaze yourself with the things you can do if only you would try. 6646
Oct 9 2011: "For the friendship of two, the patience of one is required." —Indian Proverb <== Deeper than it seems. 6647
Oct 9 2011: @nainysahani "Almost fires" don't count. Pix or it didn't happen ;) 6648
Oct 9 2011: People tend to follow the ruts they have already made and are loath to depart from then. 6649
Oct 9 2011: @the_anastasia Dour! This is your "psychotic spinster" persona. A little more life affirmation, please—or at least life observation. 6650
Oct 9 2011: Ohio calls itself the "Birthplace of Aviation"—meaning Orville and Wilbur Wright were born here (but flew their plane in North Carolina). 6651
Oct 10 2011: @the_anastasia You're scaring me. 6652Oct 10 2011: @xtinewu Your photo, improved with Photogene. http://twitpic.com/6xzm1q←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6653
Oct 10 2011: There is no dignity in being frozen in amber, in going to sleep for 20 years, waking up and finding the world has changed but you haven't. 6654
Oct 10 2011: Taking the train. How quaint! (@ Amtrak - Syracuse Station) http://4sq.com/rtctTk 6655
Oct 10 2011: Got Arlo Guthrie playing in the brain: "Ridin' on the City of New Orleans." (Although technically it's the Lake Shore Limited.) 6656Oct 10 2011: "Passing trains that have no name..." http://twitpic.com/6yd3ba←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6657Oct 10 2011: Waiting for the Lake Shore Limited in Syracuse. http://twitpic.com/6ydej2←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6658Oct 10 2011: Riding Amtrak for nine hours from Syracuse to Boston for the Eastern European price of $38. http://twitpic.com/6ydj3u←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6659
Oct 10 2011: @xtinewu Hope it stays that way! I'll be camping at the other end (Framingham, Mass.) 6660
Oct 10 2011: RT @cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama ...{{sigh}] ...i LOVE taking the train...it adds romance to a journey... 6661
Oct 10 2011: @cottonmouth1 Not romance so much as space and power—120 volts—which you can't find on Eastern European trains. 6662
Oct 10 2011: RT @Kinniska: @BadDalaiLama oddly enough, I remember this from a Paul Theroux book...and it becomes the City of New Orleans when it cros ... 6663
Oct 10 2011: @Kinniska The City of New Orleans is Chicago to New Orleans. The Lake Shore Limited is Chicago to Boston and New York. 6664
Oct 10 2011: Occupy Walmart! 6665
Oct 10 2011: (Not to be confused with "Octopi Walmart". That would be cephalopodic!) 6666Oct 10 2011: Video Postcard: Brazilian church procession in Framingham, MA (last night) http://youtu.be/7oA8UVn33eg - I heard the sound and followed it. ←Our original YouTube video [more] 6667
Oct 11 2011: RT @MailOnline: Monty Python star Terry Jones: Life of Brian 'couldn't be made today' because of political correctness and relig... http ... 6668Oct 11 2011: Great thing about Catholics: If they run out of saints to name things after, they'll come up with new ones. http://4sq.com/pi89HC←Start tweet essay: Boston & Framingham 6669Oct 11 2011: When someone is self-destructive, don't think, "How can I help them?" Think: "How can I protect myself from going down with them?" 6670Oct 11 2011: News of the Month: Apple announces a new i____ with bigger ____ and more ____. Whole world goes ___shit. 6671Oct 11 2011: My campsite in Framingham, Mass. http://twitpic.com/6ypyix←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6672Oct 11 2011: Never underestimate the power of love to turn the functional into the dysfunctional. 6673Oct 11 2011: It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood! A neighborly day in the beauty would you be mine? Could you be mine? http://twitpic.com/6yq5wz←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6674Oct 11 2011: 360° panorama: Commuter Rail Station, Framingham, Mass. http://t.co/tSSFfmj8 6675Oct 11 2011: Evidence of the Monday morning commute. http://twitpic.com/6yr473←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6676Oct 11 2011: History will remember this time as the golden era of ineffective street protests. 6677Oct 11 2011: I'm sorry, but any Avengers movie that doesn't involve Mrs. Peel is not a real Avengers movie. 6678Oct 11 2011: Lost in the rush of new technology: "Who am I? What do I hope to accomplish?" 6679Oct 12 2011: Sleep is an integrative system that takes the complexities of the day and boils them down to what is important. 6680Oct 12 2011: New Video: An oral history of my airline career... and my free flight benefit. http://youtu.be/u1a0A54eiZI - My longest video ever! 1+ hour. ←Our original YouTube video [more] 6681Oct 12 2011: Whole Foods bacon: one of the few bargains in the store. http://twitpic.com/6z7s5v←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6682Oct 12 2011: My 2008 blog entry on "The Art of Baggage Handling" http://t.co/vixdwsan - How people like me abuse your luggage. 6683Oct 12 2011: My television aspirations go public. http://Glenn-Campbell.com/future/ 6684Oct 12 2011: RT @newscientist: Self-deception's evolutionary roots http://bit.ly/p3eaF5 Clue: It helps us deceive others too 6685Oct 12 2011: With friendly people on Friend Street. (@ Friend Street Hostel) http://4sq.com/qfv7mX 6686Oct 12 2011: Boston's North End. http://twitpic.com/6zdz0u←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6687Oct 12 2011: Monica's Mercato in the North End. http://twitpic.com/6zej2i←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6688Oct 12 2011: Inflating the Protest Elephant http://youtu.be/1_UYHZpL3I4 (A video postcard from Boston) ←Our original YouTube video [more] 6689Oct 13 2011: New photos from Boston added to album: http://Glenn-Campbell.com/album?boston 6690Oct 13 2011: 360° Panoramas from Boston: Government Center http://t.co/MsVGK18V North End http://t.co/R6ylFAcu Old North Church http://t.co/7MoCfCp9 6691Oct 13 2011: @xtinewu That's what you get for being a Hotel Snob (sent from my humble hostel) :p 6692Oct 13 2011: Acting is a curse. Either you are struggling for work or you are praised for something that isn't you. 6693Oct 13 2011: "I can't change because no one will help me" is the oldest excuse in the book. 6694Oct 13 2011: Shocking Before and After images on the ravages of age: Mrs. Peel http://t.co/1wLesiO3 Diana Rigg http://t.co/PxkherSt 6695Oct 13 2011: It's not cold chowder. It's warm vichyssoise. http://twitpic.com/6zs5i0←Live photo from the road! [location|more]←End tweet essay: Boston & Framingham 6696
Oct 13 2011: From time to time, life gives you wake-up calls—little disasters that may help you avoid bigger ones... if you listen! 6697
Oct 13 2011: Serendipity isn't fair. Some people get more of it than others because they are willing and able to change. 6698
Oct 13 2011: @xtinewu Sounds like you could use a Big Mac and fries right now—supersized! 6699
Oct 13 2011: To the autodidact, every circumstance life hands you is a lesson. 6700
Oct 13 2011: @xtinewu LOL! make sure your next gig pays in burgers—so u can buy more shoes! 6701
Oct 14 2011: Imagine a world without entertainment, where instead of imagining yourself doing heroic things you actually did them. 6702
Oct 14 2011: The "psychological immune system" is a system of internal censorship that neutralizes dissenting messages before they reach ones inner core. 6703
Oct 14 2011: "The New Communist Threat" - One of my best (and last) newsletters from my Family Court era, on love vs. enabling. http://www.familycourtchronicles.com/newsletters/communist/#body 2008 6704
Oct 14 2011: Don't expect teenagers to think like adults when adults don't even think like adults most of the time. My 2008 essay: http://kilroycafe.com/ideas/teenage/ 6705
Oct 14 2011: "Teenage Insanity Explained at Last" - Our 2008 essay, now republished as blog entry: http://kilroycafe.blogspot.com/2011/10/kilroy-cafe-4-teenage-insanity.html 6706
Oct 14 2011: One of my muckraking newsletters from my Family Court era: "Coroner's Program Ineffective?" http://familycourtchronicles.com/newsletters/coroner/#body (Jan 2008) 6707
Oct 14 2011: My expired Costco card has been good to me over the years. It has got me in the door for endless free samples and risk-free window shopping. 6708
Oct 14 2011: Why, when I was a kid, before yer fancy Internet, we went outdoors and "played". We conducted non-virtual activities—and liked it! 6709
Oct 14 2011: RT @oliverburkeman: One-year-old confused by old-fashioned magazine that doesn't respond the way an iPad does http://t.co/oEdv5TVe 6710
Oct 14 2011: RT @Toledowni: Ya lo dijo @Baddalailama: De repente la vida te da "señales" (pequeños desastres que ayudan a evitar otros mayores... si ... 6711
Oct 14 2011: RT @TheNacho1: @BadDalaiLama U are quite an interesting person. 6712
Oct 14 2011: @Toledowni I have no complaint! 6713
Oct 14 2011: People shouldn't be judged for the circumstances of their birth, but their habitual adult behavior cannot be overlooked. 6714
Oct 14 2011: Children are valued for their potential. Adults, however, can only be judged by how they behave right now. 6715
Oct 14 2011: It is not your place to help another adult out of addiction or try to change their personality. You can only defend your own rights. 6716
Oct 14 2011: It is hard to find much character in a barrier beach. It's just condos and strip malls waiting to be swept away in the next hurricane. 6717
Oct 14 2011: Many a hapless sailor has been lured to his demise by the siren song of the ocean resort: "All U Can Eat!" 6718Oct 14 2011: Headline news from the Eastern Shore: Woman caught stealing receives the ultimate penalty: BANNED FROM WALMART! http://twitpic.com/70b70i←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6719
Oct 14 2011: Over and under! (@ Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel) http://4sq.com/rgI1iJ 6720
Oct 14 2011: RT @KLSouth: Occupy Sesame Street... http://yfrog.com/oce3rvbj 6721
Oct 15 2011: .@InjusticeFacts 20 years ago models weighed 6% less than the average woman, today they weigh 27% less <== Duh! Cuz "average" is bigger now! 6722
Oct 15 2011: @xtinewu No kittens! Kittens bad! Kittens turn into cats that hold you down forever. No more jet-set Xtine! 6723
Oct 15 2011: Have you been naughty or nice? Santa may not have that data, but Google does. 6724Oct 15 2011: Morning in Hampton, Virginia. http://twitpic.com/70mj6d←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6725
Oct 15 2011: "In one quarter mile, make a legal U-turn. Make a U-turn ahead. Make a U-turn NOW! In one half mile, make a legal U-turn...." (GPS bitching) 6726Oct 15 2011: This is where cotton comes from. http://twitpic.com/70oob1←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6727
Oct 15 2011: RT re cotton @fakulta: Hold on… the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary is only a legend? http://asn.am/cdp/topics/cotton.php 6728Oct 15 2011: Affirming the age-old connection between music and weaponry. http://twitpic.com/70p4c3←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6729
Oct 15 2011: Success does not matter as much as what happens after it. 6730
Oct 15 2011: Most show business success is tragedy in the making. 6731
Oct 15 2011: The risk of starring in a hit movie or TV show is you are typecast by it and never work again. 6732
Oct 15 2011: For every rising star there is a falling star plummeting to earth. Often they are the same star, just separated by a few years. 6733
Oct 15 2011: It is silly to protest in the streets if you don't have a coherent goal. The Egyptians and Libyans had a goal. Economic protestors don't. 6734
Oct 15 2011: "The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it." ~ John Locke via @philoquotes 6735
Oct 15 2011: Doomsdayer Harold Camping is 90 and bedridden. This time, he could be right! The world could end on Oct. 21—for him! Daily Mail: http://bit.ly/nnNc93 6736
Oct 15 2011: There's nothing more depressing than preparing for the Apocalypse but waking up the next day and finding you're still here. Bummer! 6737
Oct 15 2011: "Logic is too weak an opponent for Upbringing" — @YourAuntLola 6738
Oct 15 2011: Early public opinion polls bear little relation to who actually wins. http://tgr.ph/rduhHZ via @TelegraphNews 6739
Oct 15 2011: HostelWorld says I have visited 47 countries, stayed at 60 hostels and reviewed 46 of them. http://www.hostelworld.com/myworld/dashboard/GlennCampbell 6740
Oct 16 2011: If you devote too much attention to the child who is misbehaving, what does this say to the child who is behaving? 6741Oct 16 2011: What the Occupy protesters need now is a charismatic leader, someone to turn their economic frustrations into a totalitarian regime. #hitler ←Start tweet essay: Fallacies of Protest 6742Oct 16 2011: As crazy as the right-wing nutcases, who want the government to do nothing, are the left-wing nutcases who expect it to do everything. 6743Oct 16 2011: Taking to the streets to express your unhappiness does not create a solution. 6744Oct 16 2011: Protesting an economic crisis is about as effective as protesting an earthquake after it has happened. 6745Oct 16 2011: .@Harrington_Knox "It's a hell of a lot better than sitting at home..." <== But not as good as taking responsibility for your own life. 6746Oct 16 2011: RT @Harrington_Knox: @BadDalaiLama it's a hell of a lot better than sitting at home and taking it silently and complacently. 6747Oct 16 2011: The message of the protesters: SOMEONE must solve these problems! SOMEONE must take care of us! 6748Oct 16 2011: SOMEONE must correct unfairness and punish those who have been bad. Okay, so how should this be done? 6749Oct 16 2011: Protests are good for tearing things down. A protest never built anything. 6750Oct 16 2011: .@Ras_Menelik Of course, there is a solution—called Communism. Maybe it's time to give it a try again. 6751Oct 16 2011: RT @Ras_Menelik: @BadDalaiLama all animals are equal, but Corp. animals are more equal than others Privatisation of profits & socialisat ... 6752Oct 16 2011: Every anarchist believes he can build a better world merely by destroying the old one. 6753Oct 16 2011: "Assassinated by an anarchist" is a recurring theme throughout history, rarely to the betterment of mankind. 6754Oct 16 2011: Protesting in the street is like a dog chasing cars. He doesn't have clue what he would do if he caught one. 6755Oct 16 2011: The more incoherent your position is, the more loudly you proclaim it. ←End tweet essay: Fallacies of Protest 6756
Oct 16 2011: He who would respond to "Be Your Own Boss" advertisements obviously isn't qualified for the position. 6757Oct 16 2011: People praise freedom in the abstract, but in practice they're terrified of it and will usually act quickly to eliminate it. ←Start tweet essay: Freedom 6758Oct 16 2011: Our wisdom on "Freedom" from our earlier @KilroyCafe archive: http://t.co/oz0uaiV4 6759Oct 16 2011: The zoo on Rigel Seven found their human specimens were easily controlled by giving them television and freedom to change the channels. 6760Oct 16 2011: Money can buy freedom, but more often it just buys temporary escape from responsibility. 6761Oct 16 2011: The nature of freedom is that you don't know in advance what you might need it for. 6762Oct 16 2011: Most people can't handle freedom. Without the enforced structure of debts, obligations and a job, they would self-destruct. 6763Oct 16 2011: Freedom is the ability to change course in response to unexpected circumstances. Imprisonment is being locked into one course regardless. 6764Oct 16 2011: Your own personal freedom is the core tool through which all other things are accomplished. ←End tweet essay: Freedom 6765Oct 16 2011: Technology may have exploded in our lifetime, but human politics and behavior have not changed since Roman times. 6766Oct 16 2011: When you deny your essential nature, things do not go well. (The only question is, what is it?) 6767Oct 16 2011: Democracy may be deeply flawed, but it is still better than mob rule. 6768Oct 16 2011: Before you tell me how you are going to change society, show me how you have changed your own life. 6769Oct 16 2011: It is the nature of the young to smash up cars (and lives) because their faith in their own ability far exceeds their actual ability. 6770Oct 17 2011: The hardest habit of childhood to break is the notion there should be a caregiver to watch over us, praise us and protect us. 6771Oct 17 2011: Biological evolution is completely explainable up to the point where you and I got stuck in the machine as conscious entities. 6772Oct 17 2011: Heterosexual or homosexual, most marriages seem to end up like this: one dysfunctional "child" and one enabling "parent". 6773Oct 17 2011: @xtinewu Alas, a dull choice of cities. You can't call it a vacation if you're trapped on-continent. 6774Oct 17 2011: Dreamed last night I joined the Israeli Army. Was actually kinda cool! Very relaxed and learned to use big guns. http://Glenn-Campbell.com/album?jerusalemarmy 6775Oct 17 2011: Hanging with the Isreali military, Oct. 2009. http://t.co/fCfHBegB 6776Oct 17 2011: Just updated the SummitPost guide to Tikaboo Peak (Area 51 viewpoint) http://SummitPost.org/tikaboo-peak/150974 6777Oct 17 2011: Where's Waldo? Right here! 6778Oct 17 2011: The first step in a street protest is provocation: Keep throwing rocks at the police, and when they finally respond, cry, "Oppression!" 6779Oct 17 2011: When old people talk about how the world has gone to hell, it's a reflection not of a changing world but the delusions of youth and old age. 6780Oct 17 2011: There is a big difference between wanting something and actually doing something to try to get it. 6781Oct 17 2011: You can't help someone without them taking action to help themselves. 6782Oct 17 2011: RT @wrongologist: Simple fixes. I can't believe I never thought of this: RT@DwightGarner Turn toaster sideways, get grilled cheese. http ... 6783Oct 17 2011: RT @washingtonpost: How we succeed by failing http://t.co/5ayO052s 6784Oct 17 2011: RT @leahjohnston (a clever photographic artist): Latest work: thinking about the idea of freedom http://t.co/gwSF23je" 6785Oct 17 2011: RT @GuardianTravel: Behind Las Vegas glitz and glamour lies a dark city marred by poverty http://t.co/KsjbKyvd <== My old town. 6786Oct 17 2011: RT @jendenbrat: Maybe instead of purchasing a PT Cruiser, you might consider getting a extra small pet you can dress up in adorable swea ... 6787Oct 17 2011: RT @MailOnline: Occupy London: 'Anti-capitalist' protesters who aren't averse to Coca Cola or Tesco http://t.co/xzpq4rOQ 6788Oct 17 2011: @mat0010 Now that's confusing. I don't know the context of your tweet. 6789Oct 17 2011: It is hard the grieve for someone who dies while engaged in a death-defying sport. Can't get more Karma than that! 6790Oct 17 2011: It takes a while to get to know some people, but others you can size up in an instant. You say: "I'm not going to take his checks." 6791Oct 17 2011: How many keys are on your key ring? Is the symbol of greatest power having a lot of keys—or none at all? 6792Oct 18 2011: RT @AncientProverbs: Let him that would move the world first move himself. -Socrates 6793Oct 18 2011: "Dumb" is almost as dangerous as "mean", because dumb can quickly turn mean under pressure. 6794Oct 18 2011: New philosophy video: "Understanding the Parameters of Sleep" http://youtu.be/0htv_XTEkCg (21:09) From Norfolk VA, 2 days ago. Kinda creepy. ←Our original YouTube video [more] 6795Oct 18 2011: The best song I have ever written is about PIRATES. Arrrrg! "Weekend Pirate" http://kilroycafe.blogspot.com/2009/01/song-6-weekend-pirate.html (2009) 6796Oct 18 2011: RT @franky: OH: You should be the fakebaddalailama! CC: @baddalailama 6797Oct 18 2011: I have written 12 songs—some satirical, some serious. All are linked to this photo album: http://Glenn-Campbell.com/album?songs 6798Oct 18 2011: Wow! This premium placebo sports band has OVER 1800 NEGATIVE IONS for only $29.99. That's less than 2 cents per ion! http://twitpic.com/72a2mf←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6799Oct 18 2011: (Correction: That's 1800 ions PER BAND, and you get TWO BANDS for $29.99, or less than 1 cent per ion. Of course, your results may vary.) 6800Oct 18 2011: I'm thrilled to see my friend @kittybrucknell tear England asunder with her X-Factor shenanigans. Vote for her! http://t.co/kFl0bB9I 6801Oct 18 2011: My 2009 photos of @kittybrucknell aka Kimberley Dale aka Kimberley Edwards performing live in Reno aka @britneyspearshttp://t.co/qsfBxyWk 6802Oct 18 2011: Shouldn't there be a Reality Show Dysmorphic Disorder (RSDD) in the DSM? A special Axis-IV classification for reality show participants? 6803Oct 18 2011: You might be a redneck if you can't start a sentence with "Where" without "at" at the end. (e.g. "Where's Waldo at?"—like here in SC) 6804Oct 18 2011: The Deep South—home of deep fried goodness and the corpulent bodies to prove it. This ain't Santa Monica! 6805Oct 18 2011: If you judge success by total suffering on Earth, the net effect of medical science has been far more destructive than constructive. 6806Oct 19 2011: The world is full of mysteries. The question is which of them you will spend your limited resources on. 6807Oct 19 2011: There is no compelling logic that says basic discoveries in science should be made now instead of later. 6808Oct 19 2011: If atomic energy had been discovered 100 years later, would there have been any loss for mankind? 6809Oct 19 2011: We shouldn't be in any rush to discover extraterrestrial life, because we don't what fate it will hold for us. 6810Oct 19 2011: Science is a Pandora's Box. Once you learn something, you can never put things back the way they were. 6811Oct 19 2011: #### END live-tweeted essay: "Science Skepticism" ←End tweet essay: Science Skepticism 6812
Oct 19 2011: Sarcasm is passive-aggressive irony. 6813
Oct 19 2011: Just passed a billboard saying, "Don't Live With Nagging Pain." Not sure if it was for a medical center or a divorce attorney. 6814
Oct 19 2011: It is easy to blame others for your problems but only you can get yourself out of them. 6815
Oct 19 2011: @wrongologist Think it over! This one may be wrong, but it's catchy. Care to give us a preview first. Focus group study. 6816
Oct 19 2011: @wrongologist Remember the New Coke! 6817Oct 19 2011: My first Hipstamatic photo! http://twitpic.com/72qi9d←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6818
Oct 19 2011: I'm all for "taking action", but marching and chanting a slogan doesn't necessarily qualify. 6819
Oct 19 2011: I am the same child I have always been but with a lot more experience and a lot less fear. 6820
Oct 19 2011: RT @brainpicker: Stunning 16mm film of Las Vegas in 1962 http://t.co/F3F9BGQe 6821Oct 19 2011: On the bus in Miami (Hipstamatic) http://twitpic.com/72tmdt←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6822
Oct 19 2011: There is a vast gulf between what you know and what you can say. 6823
Oct 19 2011: A person's most obvious dysfunctions are exactly the things you can't talk to them about. They won't listen. 6824
Oct 19 2011: Throwable Panoramic Ball Camera http://t.co/wr1dPa20 - Seems like a toy until you realize all the (sneaky) things you can use it for. 6825
Oct 19 2011: This photo is not a painting, but sure looks like it. An example of HDR photography. http://t.co/aZqwdHRn 6826
Oct 19 2011: You can't tell a person by their avatar... Well, actually you can! Is it bland or interesting? Did they put some thought into it? 6827
Oct 19 2011: A sober revelation of adulthood is you don't get rewarded just for being good at something. You have to provide a viable service to others. 6828
Oct 19 2011: Of all the religious beliefs, the most pervasive and unquestioned is faith in science to solve the world's problems. ←Start tweet essay: Science Skepticism 6829
Oct 19 2011: Everyone praises the latest new thing without assessing the damage done by the last new thing. 6830
Oct 19 2011: The benefits of technology are immediate and obvious. The costs are systemic and cumulative and may not be apparent for years. 6831
Oct 19 2011: Self-replicating robots. I am so not looking forward to that. 6832
Oct 19 2011: The greatest disasters of the future will be caused by things that we have created—our own technology turned against us. 6833
Oct 19 2011: It had to happen: "Occupy Area 51" http://t.co/2KVf3CZF 6834
Oct 20 2011: You can't fight stupidity. You can only get out of its way. 6835
Oct 20 2011: RT @gr0gg0: @BadDalaiLama Dude, what are you talking about? You're trying to fight stupidity everyday with your tweets. Are you giving u ... 6836
Oct 20 2011: RT @gr0gg0 Dude, what are you talking about? You're trying to fight stupidity everyday with your tweets. Are you giving up? ಠ_ಠ6837
Oct 20 2011: Faith in God is really just faith that other people know more about God than you do. 6838Oct 20 2011: My celebrity impersonator friend @kittybrucknell has perfected her Lady Gaga impersonation... in more ways than one! http://twitpic.com/732g32←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6839Oct 20 2011: My philosophy video from Feb.: "What I Learned from Celebrity Impersonators" http://youtu.be/9qhZKV0Ce2I (12:25) ←Our original YouTube video [more] 6840
Oct 20 2011: People, like dogs, are happiest when they have a mission and are surrounded by a structured environment that tells then how to pursue it. 6841Oct 20 2011: Heading to NYC, but first I need to walk the neighborhood, do some window shopping. http://twitpic.com/735bus/full - Google Maps: http://t.co/fYI4IX2e←Live photo from the road! [location|more]←Start tweet essay: New York City 6842Oct 20 2011: RT @tommywednesday: "@baddalailama: Self-replicating robots. I am so not looking forward to that." Too late my man, skynet is on its way ... 6843Oct 20 2011: Unusual craft spotted at JFK Airport. http://twitpic.com/738apq←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6844Oct 20 2011: Despots are always heroes in their own eyes. 6845Oct 20 2011: Jamaica, Queens. http://twitpic.com/738kvl←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6846Oct 20 2011: Jamaica, Queens. (Hipstamatic version) http://twitpic.com/738lpa←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6847Oct 20 2011: The most massive hostel I have ever stayed at, a grand old hotel. (@ HI New York Hostel) http://4sq.com/oYPW3o 6848Oct 20 2011: From this room alone, one can infer the size of the hostel. (Most hostels don't have laundry facilities.) http://twitpic.com/739zx5←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6849Oct 20 2011: Self-portrait on the "E" train, Queens. http://twitpic.com/73a0fk←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6850Oct 20 2011: I am the clever monkey who steals the keys from the sleeping jailer and gives them to the man in the cage who refuses to use them. 6851Oct 20 2011: RT @HipstaMe: @BadDalaiLama A fine example of a Hipsta pic. :-) 6852Oct 20 2011: Gaddafi was the Michael Jackson of dictators. 6853Oct 21 2011: Approximately the same view seen this morning on Google Earth, but now in person. FB photo: http://t.co/rGdzHFdH (See earlier tweet.) 6854Oct 21 2011: Video Postcard: On the platform of the 42nd Street subway station, New York. http://youtu.be/PR8CXV7myiE (2:04) ←Our original YouTube video [more] 6855Oct 21 2011: New York is all about maximizing complexity. You can't just do stuff. There are WAYS of doing stuff—and you have to pay for them! 6856Oct 21 2011: My overnight bill in NYC—Lodging: $45 w tax. Breakfast & wifi: free. Burger: $5. Subway to & from: $5. Total: $55. 6857Oct 21 2011: My $5 burger combo last night at my NY hostel. FB photo: http://t.co/pE5q5noK 6858Oct 21 2011: New York City shut down many hostels in the "Great Hostel Purge of 2011". http://t.co/P3O1hdcx - Probably good, as many were quite dubious. 6859Oct 21 2011: The government says every family should have a disaster plan. You don't have one? WHAT KIND OF PARENT ARE YOU?!?! http://twitpic.com/73hj12←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6860Oct 21 2011: The trouble with disaster plans is they prepare you for the last disaster, not the one that actually happens. 6861Oct 21 2011: Typical New Yorker. http://twitpic.com/73hmlg←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6862Oct 21 2011: Amsterdam and 81st. http://twitpic.com/73htz2←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6863Oct 21 2011: Every addiction starts with romance. 6864Oct 21 2011: Suicide prevention poster. Does the presence of such posters and hotlines statistically reduce the suicide rate? http://twitpic.com/73l8h8←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6865Oct 21 2011: Driving across New York City hurts my cerebral cortex. Ouch! Is there a salve for that? 6866Oct 21 2011: Billboard in New York rendered moot by recent events in Israel. http://t.co/PbaYHAPx←End tweet essay: New York City 6867
Oct 21 2011: RT @AncientProverbs: In the midst of great joy, do not promise anyone anything. In the midst of great anger, do not answer anyone's lett ... 6868
Oct 21 2011: An existentialist might consider suicide to avoid agony to OTHERS, but as long as he has some control, he wouldn't choose it for himself. 6869
Oct 22 2011: RT @oliverburkeman: I could make so much money as a consultant to spammers just explaining that nobody actually begins business emails " ... 6870Oct 22 2011: Walmarts I Have Known #1: Fairbanks, Alaska. The world's northernmost (and 2nd largest in floor area). http://t.co/nasZY31c←Start tweet essay: Walmarts I Have Known 6871Oct 22 2011: Walmarts I Have Known #2: Parkesburg, Pennsylvania offers covered parking for Amish buggies. http://t.co/pPRlzmb2 6872Oct 22 2011: Walmarts I Have Known #3: Florida City, Florida. Southernmost Walmart in the continental US (excluding Hawaii). http://t.co/JFXGxwLN 6873Oct 22 2011: Walmarts I Have Known #4: Walmart of the Yukon! I've visited in both summer and winter. http://t.co/OmkKiae7 6874Oct 22 2011: Walmarts I Have Known #5: Big Island, Hawaii. Southernmost Walmart in the USA. http://t.co/AnZDjY3t 6875Oct 22 2011: Walmarts I Have Known #6: Kauai, Hawaii. Best selection of Chinese-made Hawaiian souvenirs! http://t.co/WXGstmsM 6876Oct 22 2011: Walmarts I Have Known #7: Roswell, New Mexico. For all your extraterrestrial needs. Full album: http://t.co/H6exxfwm 6877Oct 22 2011: Walmarts I Have Known #8: Salt Lake City, Utah - Both snow and seagulls in the parking lot. http://t.co/rTySnGJ5 6878Oct 22 2011: Walmarts I Have Known #9: Islip, New York - Please, only two boxes of ammunition per customer! http://t.co/w9KnDEnu 6879Oct 22 2011: Walmarts I Have Known #10: Windsor, Ontario - Offering this adorable family restroom: http://t.co/S0Ol8W6P 6880Oct 22 2011: The biggest Walmart on the planet is in Albany, NY (a notable oversight in my travels) http://t.co/pSTjas0Z - Check out the "cartscalator" 6881Oct 22 2011: The easternmost Walmart in North America is in St. John's, Newfoundland. (I've been there, but before the store.) Map: http://t.co/2U7rSJ0C 6882Oct 22 2011: Multiple story Walmarts have "cart escalators". http://t.co/9Xl46aL3 (I've experienced them in Salt Lake City and Southern California) 6883Oct 22 2011: Walmarts I Have Known #11: Exton, Pennsylvania - With an authentic grain silo. http://t.co/JSti1U27 6884Oct 22 2011: Many Walmarts make fine campgrounds, either in a vehicle or in grass nearby. See my patented Supercenter Camping Method http://freesleeping.blogspot.com/2009/11/supercenter-camping-method.html←End tweet essay: Walmarts I Have Known 6885
Oct 22 2011: United States Naval Academy - Bancroft Hall: 360° panorama. Look up! http://photosynth.net/view/d2ea3e1d-1b78-4305-b98b-f980d7b58e27 6886
Oct 22 2011: What you're doing may be stupid and self-destructive, but I defend your right to do it. On second thought, never mind, you're on your own. 6887
Oct 22 2011: @kathrynschulz Oh Kathry N. Schulz, this is so wrong! Don't abandon wrongology. You're losing your brand! 6888
Oct 22 2011: Twitter is about branding and creating a unique online identity. If you're using your full legal name then you're missing the point. 6889
Oct 22 2011: @kathrynschulz Branding is what it's all about! Why not your social security number? How many you follow are using their full legal names? 6890
Oct 22 2011: @kathrynschulz Let it not be said that I didn't try to pull a friend back from twittercide. 6891
Oct 22 2011: @xtinewu One can assume that she did not personally obtain it. Did you smuggle out a sample for analysis? 6892
Oct 22 2011: That's not good, that's not cool. You've broken nearly every rule. #tweetpoetry 6893
Oct 22 2011: @xtinewu LOL! Not only did you appear at McCartney's reception, but the bride herself is feeding you cake! 6894
Oct 22 2011: An artist's dedication to creativity isn't so impressive if he does enough of it to get rich and famous and then quits. 6895
Oct 23 2011: Of all the big names in Rock, how many have produced great new music all their lives? (vs playing the old stuff whenever they need $$) 6896
Oct 23 2011: Annapolis, Maryland - colorful photos shot this morning with a new camera. http://t.co/XVuPzuj4 6897
Oct 23 2011: My new DSLR means I can start shooting people again, not just static scenes. (For 6 months I had only my iPhone's camera.) 6898
Oct 23 2011: The real test of your creative drive is whether you keep doing it after you're fat and happy. 6899
Oct 23 2011: An "existential wall" is when your own goals conflict with each other and you lose your direction. 6900
Oct 23 2011: Intelligence in humans doesn't just spring from the genome. It has to be nurtured by a ridiculously long childhood. 6901
Oct 23 2011: So how long is childhood in humans? 16 years? 21 years? 30 years? I'm now saying 50. 6902
Oct 23 2011: Childhood ends when you get trapped by your own investments and stop growing. 6903
Oct 23 2011: Personal growth isn't moving from Point A to Point B. It is realizing that B isn't relevant anymore and Point C is better. 6904
Oct 23 2011: My $20/night "motel" in Ft. Myers, Florida - tax included! FB photo: http://t.co/OFgZWTFy 6905
Oct 23 2011: My HostelWorld review of the New York International Hostel: http://t.co/qviB60n4 6906
Oct 23 2011: "There is something in the NYC air that makes sleep useless." http://t.co/zMzSH6yn 6907
Oct 23 2011: Defective toilet. I keep pushing the spot indicated but nothing happens. FB photo: http://t.co/CIf6UUxR 6908
Oct 23 2011: The first wave in digital photography was about pixel size. Now it's about color depth (HDR). Still a long way to go. 6909
Oct 23 2011: People stop growing when the weight of their own investments catches up with them. 6910Oct 23 2011: The main art of music is creating new songs, not re-performing old ones. ←Start tweet essay: Songwriting 6911Oct 23 2011: Most Pop icons of recent years (Britney, Whitney, etc) are "re-performers" of other people's work. Not a creative bone in their body. 6912Oct 23 2011: Of the Pop icons of the 60s and 70s, only Paul Simon has remained creatively active. (Can you name another?) 6913Oct 23 2011: The life of your standard Rock legend is lazy luxury punctuated by occasional tours to re-milk their old songs. 6914Oct 23 2011: Elton John is the epitome of old school has-been. Hasn't written a good song in years. Lavish lifestyle, touring often enough to support it. 6915Oct 23 2011: A mystery of music: Why are so many bands One-Hit Wonders? One hit ought to give you resources to make more, but inspiration seems to die. 6916Oct 23 2011: Few who achieve success have the skills to capitalize on it. They just get lazy and lose direction. 6917Oct 23 2011: Why must the music die? 6918Oct 23 2011: The sad thing about music today is you have tour to make money. Recording in the studio won't do it. New songs won't do it. 6919Oct 23 2011: Live audiences don't care about new songs. They want to hear the old ones played over and over. For a new song, they go "Huh?" 6920Oct 23 2011: Music is the ultimate comfort food. No one really wants anything new. They want the old and comfortable. 6921Oct 23 2011: Even Top 40 listeners don't really want new music. They're buying a familiar product—Britney or Beyonce—and don't care what they produce. 6922Oct 23 2011: Publicity alone can generate a Top 40 hit, but it won't create Classic Hit. Only quality can do that. 6923Oct 23 2011: Songwriting today is charity work. You do it because it needs to be done, not because you expect payment. Perhaps this is as it should be. ←End tweet essay: Songwriting 6924
Oct 23 2011: .@PraveenSawh: "Why is [touring] a sad thing?" <== Because touring is merely re-performing, not creating. 6925
Oct 23 2011: People confuse technical virtuosity with creativity. It's amazing how he tickles the keyboard, but that doesn't make him creative. 6926
Oct 23 2011: "Musician" does not mean "creative". It only means you can play the notes. Creative is writing the notes. 6927
Oct 23 2011: A great song is great regardless of who sings it, but when one artist nails it all the rest seem like fakers. 6928
Oct 23 2011: With all due respect, please don't sing an Elvis Presley hit unless you can do a damn good impersonation of Elvis Presley. 6929
Oct 23 2011: Most great works of art (from photos to music to movies) contain some form of irony—that is, the opposite of what is expected. 6930
Oct 23 2011: @xtinewu El boca de lupo? 6931
Oct 23 2011: The homeless life is expensive! I spend $2/day on socks and underwear alone, another $15 on food. It all adds up... to way less than rent! 6932
Oct 23 2011: Among the most dangerous drivers are those without the courage to merge into traffic when they should. (literally and metaphorically) 6933
Oct 23 2011: In the course of today, you will pass a hundred great photos you could capture with any camera. You just have to see them. 6934
Oct 23 2011: George Carlin: "A house is a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff." His 1986 monologue http://t.co/kGgYAW8A 6935
Oct 24 2011: RT @LetsGo2TheBeach: @BadDalaiLama Ur the 1st homeless man I've ever admired. I wake up @ same place every damn day. Wouldn't mind tradi ... 6936
Oct 24 2011: One wonders how many celebrity romances are based on the calculation: "How will this look in the press?" 6937
Oct 24 2011: One wonders how many romances are based on the calculation: "How will this look to others?" 6938
Oct 24 2011: New photos from just south of the border. http://Glenn-Campbell.com/album?sob 6939
Oct 24 2011: People suffer from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder when they discover, sometime after college, that life isn't even remotely fair. 6940
Oct 24 2011: Regardless of the opportunities and resources available to me, I'm going to push my growth and creativity to their maximum. 6941
Oct 24 2011: A wolf cannot suppress his essential nature. Assigned to guard the sheep, he will eventually eat them. 6942
Oct 24 2011: When the Big Bad Wolf tells Little Red Riding Hood, "The better to eat you with, my dear!" at least he's being honest. 6943
Oct 24 2011: Bridges don't always take you where you think they will, but at least they take you somewhere. 6944
Oct 24 2011: The Gold Rush was a bridge that brought people to California. Most did not find what they were seeking, but they found other opportunities. 6945
Oct 24 2011: The best way to "boost" your immune system is to exercise it. Dirt. Germs. Bring it on! 6946
Oct 24 2011: On UK's X Factor, our chameleon @KittyBrucknell (aka Britney/Gaga/Kimmie) has advanced to the next round. http://t.co/o9vOcJOG 6947
Oct 24 2011: I have no clue why talent shows like X Factor exist (and haven't actually watched it). I only know that I would never get past Round One. 6948
Oct 24 2011: Did the 21st Century let you down on the whole flying car thing? Check out this levitation video. http://t.co/fgO9LjHo 6949
Oct 24 2011: RT @Kyoks1: Hay gente q sufre desorden d Estres Post-Traumatico al descubrir, despues d graduarse, q la vida no es remotamente justa. vi ... 6950
Oct 24 2011: As long as I breathe, I am going to create. 6951
Oct 24 2011: One of life's lessons learned - if you're a dog! http://t.co/7ZqSjqFx (photo by my cousin) 6952
Oct 24 2011: My photo album from Annapolis is now complete. (Shot 2 days ago.) http://t.co/2NanNTJW - GO NAVY! 6953
Oct 24 2011: RT @Erekosse: @BadDalaiLama Oh, man, painful beard 6954
Oct 24 2011: American higher education is built on the solid foundation of a winning football team. 6955
Oct 24 2011: Wisdom is a generalized improvement in judgment, especially concerning ones own perceptual weaknesses. 6956
Oct 24 2011: "Clever" is different from "wise". Cleverness may help you solve a problem, but wisdom helps you choose the right problem to solve. 6957
Oct 24 2011: The most valuable skill you can have as a consumer is immunity to advertising. 6958
Oct 24 2011: RT @YourAuntLola: Chase children and flyaway hats. When it comes to love or money; do your best work & wait. 6959
Oct 24 2011: "Opportunities multiply as they are seized." - Sun Tzu 6960Oct 24 2011: It's all about JOBS! (Who is Big Brother now?) http://twitpic.com/758prk←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 6961
Oct 24 2011: Adulthood is basically a 12-step recovery program from childhood. 6962
Oct 24 2011: Just saw a clip from Avatar in the amazing technology of 2D. It's incredible! Rich detail, vibrant colors and no headaches! 6963
Oct 24 2011: Would you buy Coca-Cola if it was sold in bland containers labeled only: "High fructose corn syrup in water with flavoring and carbonation"? 6964
Oct 24 2011: RT @richr1075: @BadDalaiLama Annapolis album captures the essence of my hometown nicely! 6965
Oct 24 2011: Most people are determined to be bland. If they do something creative and inspired, they back up, erase it and go back to bland again. 6966
Oct 24 2011: Once a Marine, always a Marine*. [*pompous jerk about it] 6967
Oct 24 2011: Careless consumers killed Billy Mays! If they hadn't bought his products he couldn't have afforded the cocaine that did him in. 6968
Oct 24 2011: RT @laurenahayes: George Costanza was called by Israel to help bring peace to the Middle East. Really. http://t.co/OM9WyTsT 6969
Oct 25 2011: As a field guide to the humans, pick up the DSM. Understand the personality disorders and you'll know a lot about how people work. 6970
Oct 25 2011: @willharvey51 What is it like in Newcastle on Sunday afternoon? 6971
Oct 25 2011: People believe what they need to believe to justify the investments they have already made. 6972
Oct 25 2011: Before you rescue someone or give them gifts, make sure you're not creating the expectation of the same in the future. 6973
Oct 25 2011: Even gifts of charity should be earned. They must be painful or inconvenient or the recipient will be disinclined to help himself. 6974
Oct 25 2011: Christmas is an affront to childhood, where children are conditioned to expect magical reward merely by wishing for it. 6975
Oct 25 2011: @xtinewu If ya ain't got nothin' good to say 'bout Texas, ya better just gather yer things and git. We don't need yer kind! 6976
Oct 25 2011: @xtinewu LOL! I see. Walmart people. 6977
Oct 25 2011: All I need is a lollipop. http://t.co/8z2oKD2S (FB photo) 6978
Oct 25 2011: Many can make the frosting. Few can bake a cake. 6979
Oct 25 2011: (Most can only lick the spoon.) 6980
Oct 25 2011: RT @JohnnyCazuelas: @BadDalaiLama Good one right there...one of my favorites 6981
Oct 25 2011: "To be conquered by yourself is of all things most shameful and vile." ~ Plato 6982
Oct 25 2011: Tell someone how shameful they are for what they have done and they'll say, "I know, I know," and do it again. That's the nature of shame. 6983
Oct 25 2011: "As Seen On TV" is a pretty good indication the product is a rip-off and you shouldn't buy it. 6984
Oct 25 2011: My doppleganger Telly Savalas faces down a German tank along with his buddy Clint. http://t.co/ZISuaQYn Bald guys got balls! 6985
Oct 25 2011: Songs don't write themselves—although sometimes they do! 6986
Oct 25 2011: Brooklyn's finest lobsters! In glamorous Flatbush. (@ Nick's Lobsters Restaurant & Seafood Market) http://4sq.com/sRp6j3 6987
Oct 25 2011: Israel is a land where refugees from Ancient Brooklyn have settled and reproduced an idealized version of their old country. 6988
Oct 25 2011: Most people will never know what it's like to have their life turned into a movie starring Julia Roberts. I am one of those people. 6989
Oct 25 2011: .@nainysahani "I wonder what kind of brand/product would like to associate with Charlie Sheen?" <== Trojan Condoms? 6990
Oct 25 2011: "The Problems of Attachment" - one of my old Family Court essays on the philosophy of divorce. http://www.familycourtchronicles.com/philosophy/attachment/#body 6991
Oct 26 2011: "I'm Drowning, Don't Save Me!" - another good essay from my Family Court days. http://www.familycourtchronicles.com/philosophy/merging/#body Attachment vs. Individuality 6992
Oct 26 2011: "Paranoia and its Uses" - Paranoids live a frightening life of imaginary threats because it is useful to them. http://familycourtchronicles.com/philosophy/paranoia/#body 6993
Oct 26 2011: "Charles & Diana's Wedding Disaster" - my 1-page newsletter from 2008 analyzing their disastrous royal marriage. http://www.familycourtchronicles.com/newsletters/royal/#body 6994
Oct 26 2011: Divorce is amputation, pure and simple, and it is going to hurt. 6995
Oct 26 2011: Spotsylvania has a lifestyle map? Who knew? http://t.co/3VguBUZj (FB photo) 6996
Oct 26 2011: Obesity rate in America: 33.8%. Obesity rate at a typical Walmart: 44.2%. Obesity rate at a typical Walmart in the South: 72.4%. 6997
Oct 26 2011: .@Toledowni: "Those are actual experimental figures calculated "in the field" I assume?" <== Correct. Exhaustive field studies by myself. 6998
Oct 26 2011: In a sense, we are all "narcissists", but the dysfunctional ones expect life to treat them specially. #charliesheen 6999
Oct 26 2011: New photo albums (shot yesterday): JFK Airport http://t.co/roulU5em New York Harbor http://t.co/pVdpUaNA 7000
Oct 26 2011: Just got a call from a young drug addict friend in prison ($15 call). Sounds upbeat & clearheaded. Prison is wonderful rehab! Hope it lasts. 7001Oct 26 2011: I just lost 25 big ones on this infernal gambling machine (although they call it a game of skill so children can play) http://twitpic.com/767fbw←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 7002
Oct 26 2011: There are three kinds of obesity: dietary obesity, possession obesity and entertainment obesity. Frequently they coexist in the same person. 7003
Oct 26 2011: "Possession obesity" is owning too much stuff! Intake of goods exceeds discharge until you're crippled by your own stockpile. 7004
Oct 26 2011: "Entertainment obesity" is when most of your free time is occupied by external stimulation, displacing productive activities and thought. 7005
Oct 26 2011: For every good thing there is a tipping pint where too much of it becomes a bad thing. 7006
Oct 26 2011: The starting point of character is being able to defer short-term temptations (yummy cheesecake) in favor of long-term goals (staying trim). 7007
Oct 26 2011: If you're going to have love songs, you got to expect "you screwed me over" songs at the other end. It's Yin and Yang. 7008
Oct 27 2011: Totally psyched for Puss N Boots, opening tomorrow. He's such a scoundrel! Trailer: http://t.co/BImv98P2 7009
Oct 27 2011: There's a fine line between porn and gynecology. 7010
Oct 27 2011: A revelation is when you discover that two things you thought were different are really the same. Suddenly the world makes a lot more sense. 7011
Oct 27 2011: It is normal to be preoccupied with your own goals and activities. It is narcissism to assume the rest of the world shares this interest. 7012
Oct 27 2011: The main thing standing between an artist and his best work is his own ego, which prevents him from seeing what's really there. 7013
Oct 27 2011: In romance, we don't see what's really there but what we want to be there. 7014
Oct 27 2011: RT @noahWG: What's the term for "egalitarian and principled until it affects me personally?" I mean besides "human nature?" 7015
Oct 27 2011: The totalitarian regime of China has accomplished a humanitarian goal no democracy could pull off: regulate births. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-child_policy 7016
Oct 27 2011: As a groupie, you get a front row seat on just how vapid and depraved these people really are. 7017
Oct 27 2011: Now playing in my head: "Don't Know Why" by Norah Jones 7018
Oct 27 2011: Desperate call on my voicemail: "I need transportation with my pet who's on dialysis. Could you please, please, PLEASE call me back." Nope. 7019
Oct 27 2011: If someone says "please", I'll probably do it. If they say "please, please, PLEASE", I am wary. Too needy. 7020
Oct 27 2011: RT @cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama ...nice song choice, Mr. Bad. 7021
Oct 27 2011: .@cottonmouth1 "Mr. Bad...do you ever sleep?" <== 7 hours in each diurnal cycle, but I call it "integrative unconscious cogitation". 7022
Oct 27 2011: RT @aaroncajes: @BadDalaiLama please rt this. rofl! 7023
Oct 27 2011: RT @philoquotes: Every man prefers belief to the exercise of judgment. ~ Seneca http://t.co/f4loa27z 7024Oct 27 2011: NY to LA nonstop - Coach: $160. First Class: $1014. Does First Class prove you're discriminating... or an idiot? ←Start tweet essay: Flying First Class 7025Oct 27 2011: Would you pay $854 for a drink, meal and bigger chair if you were sitting on the ground? #firstclasssuckers 7026Oct 27 2011: When I flew free with the airline, I could upgrade to First Class for $20. I rarely did it because it wasn't worth the cost. 7027Oct 27 2011: Slap a "premium" label on anything, double the price, and there will always be some sucker to buy it. 7028Oct 27 2011: The main value of traveling First Class is the message to others, "I am better than you!" ←End tweet essay: Flying First Class 7029
Oct 27 2011: New photos from Georgia. http://t.co/E9dtQA59 7030
Oct 27 2011: Not sure if they are shooting turkeys or this is a shoot FOR turkeys. http://t.co/CikQSnTB (FB photo) 7031
Oct 27 2011: RT @Teresa_Koch: Priceless! Check out this flier that was dropped from a wall street office building in chicago on the OWS morons! http: ... 7032
Oct 27 2011: This is an outrage! 12% of the planets have 78% of the mass! http://is.gd/aFyIYW via @Teresa_Koch #occupyjupiter 7033
Oct 27 2011: Extremely painful to me, but actually stepped beyond the threshold of... (@ Bed Bath & Beyond) http://4sq.com/vRmSVK 7034Oct 27 2011: A whole wall of "As Seen On TV" merchandise gives the merchant instant credibility. http://twitpic.com/76la0n←Live photo from the road! [location|more] 7035
Oct 27 2011: Bed, Barf and Beyond. 7036
Oct 27 2011: Bed, Barf & Beyond — Someday, before I die, I might find something here I need, but not bloody likely! 7037
Oct 27 2011: RT @Blam8o: @BadDalaiLama Policy #1 What You See There Stays There. 7038
Oct 27 2011: The only thing sadder than divorce is a failed marriage that does not end. 7039
Oct 27 2011: The wisdom of a family court judge I once knew: "The only good divorce is a fast divorce." 7040
Oct 27 2011: No procession of nature is more majestic than the autumn migration of giant RVs to their winter spawning grounds in Florida and Arizona. 7041
Oct 27 2011: (For best results, the preceding tweet should be recited in the accent of Sir Richard Attenborough.) 7042
Oct 27 2011: How about we invite those Occupy people to a rally on the same day as the Tea Party. They'd annihilate each other and we'd be free! 7043
Oct 28 2011: You cannot grow unless you are willing to give up old habits and investments. Anything new requires the displacement of something old. 7044
Oct 28 2011: No manatees over 5 tons please! http://t.co/MWsXMQY4 FB photo, shot in Georgia this morning. 7045
Oct 28 2011: Lyrics? Bah! Back when I was a kid we didn't know what the hell they were singing—and liked it that way! 7046
Oct 28 2011: Pooky. Yes, it's Pooky day! 7047
Oct 28 2011: My divorce tweet from yesterday hit its mark: 17 favs, 10+ retweets. Let's push it to the top of the charts! http://t.co/vb0MFcCw 7048
Oct 28 2011: Wisdom in navigation is knowing when to overrule your GPS. 7049
Oct 28 2011: "Did you visit the Coke factory?" <== No, but there's a meth lab down the road. [Commenting on photos: http://t.co/E9dtQA59 ] 7050
Oct 28 2011: Now playing in my head: "Gravity" by John Mayer. The douchebag is good! 7051
Oct 28 2011: I have an iPod... IN MY HEAD! 10,000 songs instantly available for free. Only problem: Can't turn it off. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! 7052
Oct 28 2011: Snow! Congelated water vapor precipitated on the ground. Saw it from the plane. I am not delusional. 7053Oct 28 2011: You have to get divorced to grasp what marriage really is: a financial contract where two individuals are replaced by a corporation. ←Start tweet essay: What is Marriage? 7054Oct 28 2011: The legal process of divorce is the separation of finances that were merged during marriage. 7055Oct 28 2011: Under the law, marriage and divorce are not about love but about the forming and dissolution of a financial corporation. 7056Oct 28 2011: Under the law, marriage has no relevance to the raising of children. Parental rights and responsibilities are the same regardless. 7057Oct 28 2011: Just because you love someone doesn't mean you should share property with them. Maybe that's the WORST thing you can do to show your love! 7058Oct 28 2011: The biggest mistake in romance is to confuse love with property. 7059Oct 28 2011: To be against marriage doesn't mean you are against love. It only means you don't want money to come between you. 7060Oct 28 2011: The fundamental right and responsibility of each individual is to manage his or her own economy. 7061Oct 28 2011: Marriage is Communism on a smaller scale—"From each according to ability, to each according to need."—and it fails for the same reasons. 7062Oct 28 2011: In Medieval times, marriage was a necessity. You couldn't have sex, live together or have children without it. Today it is a vanity. 7063Oct 28 2011: Virtually every advantage of marriage is available a la carte to anyone with a little creativity. 7064Oct 28 2011: Couples already living together wouldn't get married if they didn't think it will somehow improve their relationship. It doesn't. 7065Oct 28 2011: The main effect of marriage is to tie people together by shared financial obligations. This is different than being tied together by love. 7066Oct 28 2011: The key to a successful romantic relationship is well-defined boundaries. Marriage removes these boundaries in the financial realm. 7067Oct 28 2011: "I love you" does not mean I should share my checkbook with you. Sorry, that's just too close! ←End tweet essay: What is Marriage? 7068
Oct 28 2011: @xtinewu Yay, Pro Tools! Kick ass, Wu! 7069
Oct 28 2011: Experiencing the scenic beauty and stately majesty of subarctic New Jersey. (@ 'U' Like Chinese Food) http://4sq.com/vckbot 7070
Oct 29 2011: What is your preferred caffeine delivery system? Do you snort it, shoot it or smoke it? Oh, you DRINK it? That's different. 7071
Oct 29 2011: Now playing in my head: "Piano Man" by Billy Joel 7072
Oct 29 2011: "Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinking alone." 7073
Oct 29 2011: (So what does that mean? Who knows! It's a verbal enigma that makes you think and the energy source that powers the song.) 7074
Oct 29 2011: All the best songs are built around verbal absurdities. 7075
Oct 29 2011: All the best songs are enigmas that the listener is drawn to decode. Hotel California. Miss American Pie. 7076
Oct 29 2011: Florida's "Tin Can Tourists" of the 1930s were proud of their frugal methods. Photo: http://t.co/KDY3pb15 - Ol' Flagler didn't make a dime! 7077
Oct 29 2011: Just learned in a dream that Bank of America will start charging $75/mo for checking accounts. Outraged! Total waste of precious dream time! 7078
Oct 29 2011: .@MinnieGupta "Having my nails painted to match my costume by doppelganger of Kim Jong Il" <== Will you be going as a SEXY Kim Jong Il? 7079
Oct 29 2011: Our recent tweet essays: Walmarts I Have Known http://t.co/ZKM580BT Marriage http://t.co/TlPoyYGb Songwriting http://t.co/QuN5dGeJ 7080
Oct 29 2011: Our marvelous magical mystical tweet archive has been updated at http://t.co/o7IVLwc4 - All our tweets in searchable form! 7081
Oct 29 2011: My client Pooky. http://t.co/n41Cdl0A 7082
Oct 29 2011: "Hey what breed is Pooky? I want one too!" <== Not sure, but I think it's Spoiled Brat. 7083
Oct 29 2011: Now playing in my head: "Fields of Gold" by Sting. 7084
Oct 29 2011: You can't sing the same song over and over with real feeling. Only the first few times are genuine. After that, it's acting. 7085
Oct 29 2011: My favorite song you've probably never heard: "Houdini's Box" by Jill Sobule. Simple and haunting. 7086
Oct 29 2011: The Beatles more or less invented musical irony. Before them, popular songs mainly expressed trite, conventional emotions. 7087
Oct 29 2011: What defines Rock was not so much a change in music but a willingness to embrace irony and subversion. 7088
Oct 29 2011: Definition of "colitas" in "Hotel California" http://t.co/frNyfk4Y 7089
Oct 29 2011: My first love song (albeit a bit obsessive): "Can't Stop Thinkin" - http://t.co/D7XAqe8E (2009) 7090
Oct 29 2011: People in love build a mythology about their early days that involves some selective memory loss. When love ends, full memory comes back. 7091
Oct 29 2011: RT @trevlutz: More that just memory floods back. Even stuff that DIDN'T happen gets remembered. 7092
Oct 29 2011: RT @punkrockmelanie: @BadDalaiLama Hahahaha Pooky's one gorgeous client! 7093
Oct 29 2011: South of the Mason-Dixon Line and it's snowing! http://t.co/Fny8FMZR 7094
Oct 29 2011: I assure you that no stylish but economical Scandinavian-designed furniture will be purchased here today. (@ IKEA) http://t.co/ZWB2iaRt 7095
Oct 29 2011: Stylish but economical Scandinavian-designed food. http://t.co/cPmHXEUv 7096
Oct 29 2011: You got to be very små to go to småland. http://t.co/HO6fNBtr 7097
Oct 29 2011: French proverb: There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience." <== And a self-consistent brain. 7098
Oct 29 2011: RT @washingtonpost: A romantic dinner for two: you and your smartphone... http://t.co/mKiNw1NE 7099
Oct 29 2011: I can't tolerate more than 20 minutes a day of radio, and I watch TV only when it is forced upon me. They disrupt the rhythms in my head. 7100
Oct 29 2011: If you valued your brain, you wouldn't waste any of its processing power on intellectual junk food. 7101
Oct 29 2011: Catastrophe is a precious resource, the one thing strong enough to kick you out of your old habits into a higher plane. 7102
Oct 29 2011: The trouble with owning a DSLR is it needs to be fed. When we wake up, it whines and whimpers until we go out and shoot something. 7103
Oct 30 2011: Madonna has a homeless alcoholic brother living under a bridge in Michigan. Daily Mail: http://t.co/vTteoc2y 7104
Oct 30 2011: Fortune cookies are a FRAUD! They only give you vague advice. But if you google for the "lucky numbers" you always get something useful. 7105
Oct 30 2011: Patience is a virtue, but sometimes you have to kick ass to get things done. 7106
Oct 30 2011: Can't Stop Thinkin' - New recording of my 2009 love song, shot this morning in a motel room in Virginia. http://t.co/IX0tnQ11 7107
Oct 30 2011: As the song indicates, once you start thinking, you're doomed. Stop it, stop it this minute! 7108
Oct 30 2011: People are the architects of their own unhappiness. 7109
Oct 30 2011: RT @joyfulpath: @BadDalaiLama Equally the srchitects of our own happiness 7110
Oct 30 2011: Be afraid. Be very afraid. (@ Cape Fear Botanical Garden) http://t.co/bKRU3tVL 7111
Oct 30 2011: No oppression is more effective than comfort. 7112
Oct 30 2011: 360° panorama: Inside the main pavilion at the Cape Fear Botanical Garden. http://t.co/kzt2IKUS 7113
Oct 30 2011: You're always a wiener at Pedro's! (@ South Of The Border w/ 6 others) http://t.co/i6vxZBOC 7114
Oct 30 2011: Jessica Simpson was awesome in bed! (I can say that now because we're no longer together.) 7115
Oct 30 2011: Sunset over the Waffle House. Very romantic! http://t.co/43VYTjD1 7116
Oct 30 2011: @MinnieGupta How do you distinguish stalking from "devoted but entirely healthy online study"? 7117
Oct 31 2011: So sad to see the home-burdened lose their power in the Northeast. How are they going to run all their appliances and entertainment systems? 7118
Oct 31 2011: A visitor to an alien planet is not responsible for the fate of that world but only for the effects of his own actions. 7119
Oct 31 2011: Aren't we all alien visitors to this planet? 7120
Oct 31 2011: @xtinewu Oh, God - The 1782 Gragnani!!!!! We can't let you have nice things if you're not going to take care of them! 7121
Oct 31 2011: @xtinewu Accidents happen. :-( ... At least you're making a fresh start. Virtual instruments are much easier to maintain. 7122
Oct 31 2011: Ghost playground at the Ghost Motel. Chernobylesque. http://t.co/3XUe5ypQ (photo) 7123
Oct 31 2011: New photos added to album: South of the Border http://t.co/sYAtUIbt (tacky tourist trap) 7124
Oct 31 2011: From time to time, everyone needs a reboot. Kill all apps. Clear memory. Restart. 7125
Oct 31 2011: @JustMePammy: "wonder if m'load's dry hmm" <== There's something profoundly philosophical in this I'm sure. 7126
Oct 31 2011: Our @KittyBrucknell has passed another round in UK's X Factor. Just where she wants to be: Center Of Attention. http://t.co/9SSiLfO4 7127
Oct 31 2011: The best input to your education is a rich variety of experiences. Good or bad doesn't matter as long as you process them well. 7128
Oct 31 2011: Now playing in my head: "World On Fire" by Sarah McLachlan 7129
Oct 31 2011: Boo at the Zoo 2011! Ghosts, vampires, snakes, goats. (@ Santa Fe Teaching Zoo) http://t.co/LcMatAmi 7130
Oct 31 2011: One of the burdens of marriage is the mountain of junk the couple collects around them. http://t.co/tXnsAdci (Photo from Junk Museum in FL) 7131
Oct 31 2011: Just shot some fantastic photos tonight at "Boo in the Zoo" in Gainesville, Florida. http://t.co/7XpaeSMd - Scary sweet! 7132
Oct 31 2011: So happy to be able to shoot people again! 7133
Oct 31 2011: My ghoulish photos from the past: NYC Halloween http://t.co/9QDIt3sP Winnipeg Zombies http://t.co/X7dCi173 Transylvania http://t.co/bbZejnjr
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