Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "sex"

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1: 2017-12-08: On My Bucket List: Build a respectable career in the arts, journalism or public service before resigning in disgrace for sexual misconduct.
2: 2017-11-30: Intern to powerful politician: “If you refuse my sexual advances, I will accuse you of sexual harassment.” Can it happen?
3: 2017-11-27: 4 out of 5 evangelicals surveyed prefer sexual predators over any candidate who displays Christian compassion.
4: 2017-11-21: Brace yourselves for the coming sexual misconduct allegations against Abraham Lincoln, Winston Churchill and Edward R. Morrow.
5: 2017-11-16: Suffering from sexual misconduct fatigue (SMF).
6: 2017-07-01: Sexism Alert: A wife-beater worn by woman is called a "tank top". Why not a "husband-beater"?
7: 2017-04-23: RT @NewsNetmeMedia: Thanks go to @BadDalaiLama for #MotherEarthDay angels on bikes looking more sexy dressed than @theresa_may wow !!
8: 2017-04-21: Sexual attraction may initiate a relationship, but only shared purpose will sustain it.
9: 2017-03-18: Language Police: It's time for Playboy to end its sexism. It should change its name to Playperson and cater to all genders. ♂♀⚥⚦⚧⚲⚤⚣⚢☿
10: 2017-03-13: Here, for your sexual gratification, is a list of paraphilias.
11: 2016-11-26: How they teach sex education on Norway TV.
12: 2016-10-27: @SwedeninIndia @nainyyearsago Sweden is wonderful—in the summer. In the winter, I would tolerate a little sexism for a warmer climate.
13: 2016-09-01: On My Bucket List: Learn how to sext.
14: 2016-04-13: @female_lead @nainyyearsago But when you create a magazine "for girls" aren't you enforcing gender exclusion? "For boys" would be sexist.
15: 2016-02-28: Call me sexist but boys love drones. You don't have girls drooling over quadcopters.
16: 2016-01-23: Sex isn't sexy. Only implied sex is.
17: 2016-01-16: 13 Reasons Bald Men Are Sexy: - Insightful and accurate.
18: 2015-11-23: 3 cannibals & 3 missionaries crossing a river in boat holding only 2. How do you keep the missionaries from sexually abusing the cannibals?
19: 2015-10-16: Never underestimate your own capacity for self-deception regarding members of the opposite sex.
20: 2015-07-20: This Twitter feed does not discriminate based on race, gender, age, sexual preference or national origin. Idiots? Darn sure we discriminate!
21: 2015-05-22: On My Bucket List: Arrange an anonymous sexual encounter over the Internet.
22: 2015-04-12: RT @nytimes: Europe’s sex education goal: more babies
23: 2015-02-19: People congratulate each other for having babies like it was some great accomplishment. Really, you just had sex and threw away caution.
24: 2014-09-10: RT @TheTweetOfGod: Life is sexually transmitted.
25: 2014-09-04: My research into the public record indicates sex did not exist until the 1960s. Before that, humans reproduced by stork.
26: 2014-08-23: Sex is great if you're in the mood, but what if you commit yourself to it and your libido fades? Then you're screwed.
27: 2014-08-22: There is no excuse for discrimination based on sexual preference. It is all equally insane.
28: 2014-07-15: “Sexy on social media equals incompetence on the job.” @latimes
29: 2014-06-26: Same-sex marriage must be stopped! Heterosexual marriage too. Let's put an end to this barbaric medieval custom.
30: 2014-06-06: RT @s8mb: Fascinating! Men / women's ages vs the age of the opposite sex that looks best to them:
31: 2014-05-21: "Men who endorse hostile sexism suffer a damaged romantic life, study finds." (Via @PsyPost) #youdontsay #clearlymoreresearchisneeded
32: 2014-05-13: Google, accused of being sexist in its Google Doodle, forced to dig up obscure women to honor.
33: 2014-05-10: It may be sexist, derogatory and stigmatizing, but I reserve the right to call a psycho bitch a psycho bitch if her behavior justifies it.
34: 2014-05-04: Sexism, racism and homophobia are bad but not nearly as insulting to intelligence as pundits and university wonks talking about them.
35: 2014-05-04: Sex shop in Munich (Apr 14)
36: 2014-04-27: Sex is wet and squishy. Best not to engage in it without a strong immune system.
37: 2014-03-26: Heterosexual, homosexual, transsexual – whatever your sexuality may be, if you're parading it around it's still a little creepy.
38: 2014-02-15: Sexual preference doesn't change the essential problem: How do you find good relationships and make them work?
39: 2014-02-15: Sexual preference should be a private matter between two consenting adults, which is why I am announcing mine on Oprah.
40: 2014-02-15: Loudly declaring your sexual preference is like announcing you just used the bathroom: nothing to be ashamed of but should it be public?
41: 2013-12-30: Gay or straight, all sexual bonding has the same major risk: getting trapped in an unproductive relationship.
42: 2013-12-22: @BadDalaiLama Evidently, someone's ego is wrapped up in there being a big local sex trafficking problem that talk and billboards can help.
43: 2013-12-22: Sex trafficking is a really big problem in this Philadelphia suburb, but you can improve things through dining.
44: 2013-12-06: [Insert joke about politician's sex or drug scandal. Use double entendre if possible]
45: 2013-12-05: If you're not in a sexy mood, sex is pretty gross.
46: 2013-11-17: Everyone has their sexual preference. I get turned on by cute little cars in big parking spaces. (Hamburg, Nov. 7)
47: 2013-11-16: Please have patience with me. Instead of telling sex jokes, I post travel pics.
48: 2013-10-19: A pregnant belly can be sexy, unless you're not pregnant.
49: 2013-10-03: Try to be sexy and you'll soon see the cartoon version of yourself in the mirror.
50: 2013-10-01: "How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal"
51: 2013-09-11: You don't see much of Hello Kitty anymore after the sex and doping scandals killed all her endorsement deals.
52: 2013-09-11: RT @sadmonsters: I hope this porn shutdown doesn't force any porn stars into having sex with strangers for money.
53: 2013-08-21: "an HBO audience" — euphemism for viewers who want gratuitous profanity, sex and violence.
54: 2013-08-16: Read my lips. I am not a crook. Tear down this wall. Ich bin ein Berliner. I did not have sex with that woman.
55: 2013-07-29: Every race, gender, sexual persuasion, culture and religion has its fair share of cretins and idiots, so let's not discriminate, shall we?
56: 2013-07-28: On My Bucket List: Declare my complete rehabilitation from sexual addiction while announcing my candidacy for public office.
57: 2013-07-12: Watched Game of Thrones episode one. Sex. Sadistic violence. High production values. No reason to watch again.
58: 2013-06-26: Declaring your sexual preference on your social media profile is a good indication you have nothing else to talk about.
59: 2013-04-07: Never sleep with the enemy. It's not sex that's dangerous but actual sleep, where you lose consciousness and they could do anything.
60: 2013-03-28: The same-sex couple fought for years for the right to marry, won it, then divorced soon after. Apparently marriage wasn't the problem.
61: 2013-02-10: RT @dramapad: Sex between people who love each other is kind of boring. That why it doesn't have a porn category.
62: 2013-01-29: RT @TheEconomist: To the delight of TV channels in Turkey, the Islam and sex debate is growing noisier
63: 2013-01-20: I believe no one should be persecuted for their sexual preference, religious beliefs or political affiliations. They are all equally insane!
64: 2013-01-18: Breaking bad, really really bad ==> Cross-dressing meth priest liked sex in rectory
65: 2013-01-13: Sex and violence are what filmmakers use to get attention when they don't have any compelling ideas.
66: 2013-01-05: Nothing is sexier than knowing who you are and where you're going and not giving a damn what anyone thinks.
67: 2012-11-04: Finally acknowledging your repressed sexual identity opens up a whole new world—with just as many problems as your old world.
68: 2012-11-04: Homosexual sex is the safest kind. No risk of pregnancy!
69: 2012-10-28: Hypothesis: Sex and blood-to-blood contact are always risky events, since they occur so rarely. No so for airborne, food and surface germs.
70: 2012-10-28: Gary Glitter arrested in sex scandal! Two questions: Who is Gary Glitter? And why am I not surprised? Online
71: 2012-10-19: Okay, classy ladies, let's see how high we can make those heels without you falling. It's worth it because you look so sexy*. [*stupid]
72: 2012-10-05: RT @Erekosse: @BadDalaiLama Haha! Viagra penis enlargement canadian pills prozac sexy sex
73: 2012-09-20: The romantic acid test: If you take away sexual attraction and your joint obligations, would you have anything in common?
74: 2012-08-17: In the 21st Century, sex will be replaced by visual and mechanical simulations, sparing the user the cost and messiness of a relationship.
75: 2012-08-08: Do you mind if I objectify your primary and secondary sex characteristics?
76: 2012-08-05: What is "sexy" to one species is an absurd waste of resources to another.
77: 2012-07-02: Sexual attraction can start a relationship but it cannot sustain it.
78: 2012-07-02: Sexual attraction, once indulged, usually reveals itself as temporary insanity.
79: 2012-07-02: Sexual fantasies are usually shattered as soon as the object of your desire speaks freely and reveals their true personality.
80: 2012-07-02: There's no accounting for sexual attraction. What lights someone's fire could look like a loaf of bread to the rest of us.
81: 2012-06-30: RT @KilroyCafe: No matter how you dress sex up -- with toys, fetishes, new positions, new preferences -- it is still just sex.
82: 2012-06-29: (It will be like Tahrir Square, hopefully without the sexual assaults.)
83: 2012-06-26: RT @piratehook3r @kneedull you know you never really hear about dinosaur sex <== Must have happened, but how?
84: 2012-06-06: Sex can start a relationship but it can't sustain it.
85: 2012-06-05: There is nothing erotic about sex. Foreplay is erotic. Sex imagined or delayed is erotic. Sex itself is the death of erotic.
86: 2012-06-05: Sex without emotion is merely addiction.
87: 2012-06-04: @Schmoodles The key issue, my dear, is whether you can exist without sex and alcohol—and whether you want to.
88: 2012-06-04: We have deprived @Schmoodles of sex and alcohol and found some remarkable wisdom lurking there. Follow @SchmoodlesLite for a daily serving.
89: 2012-06-01: Religion is as much in our genes as sex, pair bonding and our love of rich food (turning us into fat, married, oversexed churchgoers).
90: 2012-05-31: 100% Sexy! Brooklyn, New York (last night). ... More sign and word photos:
91: 2012-05-27: Your preoccupation with sex suggests your emptiness.
92: 2012-05-27: My sexual orientation is orange.
93: 2012-05-26: It takes a committed relationship with a caring partner to make you realize how boring and irrelevant sex can be.
94: 2012-05-25: There's a sexual relationship and then there's solving problems.
95: 2012-05-17: RT @aedison: New Commercial Establishes Surprising Link Between Product, Sex.
96: 2012-05-14: .@Schmoodles Every time you tweet something meaningful instead of sex jokes, you lose followers, but think of it as "killing germs".
97: 2012-05-10: It's unfair to judge someone on their race, gender, age or sexual orientation. But capacity of their little pea brain? That's fair game!
98: 2012-05-06: Twitter is a conservative environment where if you speak AGAINST drugs, alcohol or casual sex you must be some kind of hippie commie freak.
99: 2012-04-30: Has there ever been a Cosmo issue without the words "sex", "orgasm" and "burn fat" on the cover?
100: 2012-04-15: Alcohol, cigarettes, caffeine and photos of sexy ladies—cultural universals around the world except where actively prohibited by religion.
101: 2012-04-15: What's your sexual delusion?
102: 2012-04-11: Sex is the most effective anaphrodisiac. Take once a day or as needed to relieve symptoms.
103: 2012-04-08: What do people talk about when guaranteed anonymity? Twitter answers that. Sex and alcohol mainly.
104: 2012-04-02: Listen to your body and it will tell you what it needs. (except when it wants drugs, sugar, fat, salt or sexual contact without permission)
105: 2012-03-30: Sex is Nature's trick to lure you into a relationship, but if you can't sustain it, Nature can't help you.
106: 2012-03-26: Sexual politics is as old as sex itself. There is always a competition, some carefully guarded secrets and a risk of deception.
107: 2012-03-24: When you first have sex you think, "Wow, that was great!" or "Huh, is that all there is?" You got it right! That's sex in a nutshell.
108: 2012-03-22: Decent, responsible people are fading from the gene pool due to the overwhelming human sexual preference for flashy jackasses.
109: 2012-03-15: You've heard of sexism, racism and ageism. What's the "ism" for discriminating against single people and pressuring them to get married?
110: 2012-03-05: Anger is a natural emotion but not a noble one. You don't exercise it in public any more than the sexual function. cc: @georgiatriallaw
111: 2012-01-29: It must be terrible to be a sex addict. Fortunately, most of us aren't attractive enough or wealthy enough to run that risk. #schadenfreude
112: 2012-01-28: On My Bucket List: Seek tabloid attention for my massive sex addiction.
113: 2012-01-20: RT @mfcompost: Just built an awesome Rube Goldberg machine! It begins with unprotected sex and ends with a 5 year old crying over a lost ...
114: 2012-01-16: Unlike other animals, humans wear their sexual apparatus right out front, both obvious and vulnerable. No wonder we insist on clothes!
115: 2012-01-16: Take away clothes and sexual attraction and the human body is this weird, furless, gangly contraption. If I were an alien, I'd go "Eeeeek!"
116: 2012-01-16: Nudity is always sexier in the imagination than in real life. That's why bikinis are better than nothing at all.
117: 2012-01-12: JetBlue has the sexiest seat pitch. (If you have a thing for seat pitch.)
118: 2012-01-10: Stupid male obsessions: sports, war, sex with mannequins.
119: 2012-01-06: Surfing is 99% waiting for the right wave, then when it happens it must be like sex because people spend so much of their lives on it.
120: 2012-01-06: As the obesity becomes morbid, gender becomes increasingly irreverent, as both sexes look and behave the same.
121: 2012-01-02: RT @brainpicker: "Sex differences in the brain are real and clinically important but often grossly distorted in popular discourse." http ...
122: 2011-12-28: On My Bucket List: Quit alcohol, cigarettes, pot, television, impulse shopping and casual sex (but first I'll have to take up these habits).
123: 2011-12-22: RT @SexCigarsBooze: How can you tell when someone is about to be a dick?
124: 2011-12-13: Pseudohomophonophobophallifellatio — pretending to be afraid of sounding gay while having penis-oriented oral sex.
125: 2011-12-03: The problem with being sexy is people automatically downgrade your intelligence because of it.
126: 2011-12-01: On My Bucket List: Have casual sex with a Ghanaian hotel maid in complete disregard of my political career.
127: 2011-11-26: Each of us is a sexually motivated being, through no fault of our own, but how we express and manage that drive is a matter of choice.
128: 2011-11-20: "Bradley Cooper: Sexiest Man Alive". My Q: Who is Bradley Cooper? (Last I knew Mel Gibson was SMA. Am I out of touch?)
129: 2011-11-11: "Silvio Berlusconi sex parties" — I'm gonna miss that phrase!
130: 2011-11-07: "@DalaiLama, please, see how mongol lama behaves badly here, indulging in eating meat, engaging in sex and making money" ~ @luvsandorjts
131: 2011-11-04: Language Police: The terms "cowboy" and "cowgirl" are sexist and belittling. Use "cowperson" or "cattle management professional".
132: 2011-10-29: .@MinnieGupta “Having my nails painted to match my costume by doppelganger of Kim Jong Il" <== Will you be going as a SEXY Kim Jong Il?
133: 2011-10-28: In Medieval times, marriage was a necessity. You couldn't have sex, live together or have children without it. Today it is a vanity.
134: 2011-09-29: Sex by itself is harmless (assuming contraception). The danger is the bad choices people make because of it.
135: 2011-09-29: It is hard to imagine, when you first have sex with someone, what a chore it can become when you're locked into it.
136: 2011-09-29: Sex addicts try to mythologize sex with an endless series of conquests. Each new quest promises a thrill the last ones couldn't provide.
137: 2011-09-29: The problem with sex, as with drugs, is acclimation: the more you do it, the less the thrill. If you need the thrill, you try higher doses.
138: 2011-09-29: Uncomplicated sex is a myth. Try as you might to make it casual, someone is going to take it seriously.
139: 2011-09-29: Sex is an instrument of bonding, drawing people close enough so other neural pathways can knit them together.
140: 2011-09-29: It is remarkable how people will debase themselves for sex, making foolish life choices they wouldn't have made otherwise.
141: 2011-09-29: To the brain, sex is a drug, using the same neural pathways as cocaine and meth. The only difference is it's self-limiting.
142: 2011-09-29: If you want to see how stupid sex is, try watching porn when you're not it the mood.
143: 2011-09-29: Intimacy is nice but sex is stupid. If there wasn't a drug reward at the end, you'd think it was factory work.
144: 2011-09-20: Silvio Berlusconi's sex parties, Bob Crane's porn collection, the Blue Dress, Tiger Wood's tree encounter... (Insert penis joke here.)
145: 2011-08-25: The world's most successful fraud, apart from sex, has to be Coca-Cola. They got the whole world to suck this fizzy water.
146: 2011-07-29: Pedophile priests. Why does that surprise anyone? You give sexually repressed people absolute power over others, and what do you expect?
147: 2011-07-17: Members of the opposite sex are idiots! Exhibit "A": Look at the douche bags (and douche baguettes) they always seem to fall for.
148: 2011-07-16: Nothing seems quite so ironic as former Hollywood sex symbols dying of old age.
149: 2011-07-14: Gay is fine as a sexual preference. What's fruity is hysterical speech and mannerisms, or lesbian boots and crewcuts, that cry out, "Gay!"
150: 2011-07-10: It is best to err on the conservative side of sexy to avoid the slide into slutty.
151: 2011-06-26: "Cowboy" and "cowgirl" are sexist and diminutive. Use "cattleperson" or "cattle management professional". #languagepolice
152: 2011-06-26: "Boyfriend" and "girlfriend" are sexist, diminutive and pry into sexual orientation. Use "personfriend". #languagepolice
153: 2011-06-08: On My Bucket List: Appear at a confessional news conference to admit my sexual indiscretions, unaccompanied by my wife.
154: 2011-05-11: On My Bucket List: Be required to register as a sex offender for an incident I cannot clearly remember and gained no satisfaction from.
155: 2011-05-01: It's hard to imagine, when you first have sex with a new partner, how tedious it can become over time.
156: 2011-04-02: Language Police: "cowboy" is sexist to both human and animal. Use "cattleperson" or "cattle management professional".
157: 2011-04-02: Adult-oriented advertising notwithstanding, no sex toy or lubricant is going to "bring romance back to your relationship".
158: 2011-03-14: @MsLauraShields "Sex" <== A naked ploy for ratings.
159: 2011-03-12: What we expect from the opposite sex is salvation. We expect love to give our lives meaning when we can't find it ourselves.
160: 2011-03-12: Men seek superior health and childbearing ability. Women seek a strong protector. These agendas are encoded in modern sexual preference.
161: 2011-03-10: RT @Kyoks1: el concepto de "sexo sin complicaciones" es un mito. Tarde o temprano alguien lo va a tomar en serio via @BadDalaiLama
162: 2011-03-10: Uncomplicated sex is a myth. Sooner or later, someone's going to take it seriously.
163: 2011-03-10: RT @jasminesays: @BadDalaiLama the result of exploring sex and drugs to their outer limits feels identical but brings opposite results ( ...
164: 2011-03-10: Sex and drugs are virtually identical to the brain, except sex has a stopping mechanism and drugs don't.
165: 2011-03-10: "The human sex drive is certainly a powerful force—when denied—but the promises it makes are illusory and unfulfillable." {ibid}
166: 2011-03-10: Our one-page essay from 2008: "SEX FRAUD!" sexfraud> - How sex deceives you.
167: 2011-03-10: The test of a romantic relationship: If you take away sexual attraction and attachment, would you have anything in common?
168: 2011-03-10: Attachment is more than sexual attraction. It's anxiety and depression when we can't be together. Sometimes anger and violence.
169: 2011-03-07: Sexual attraction is a hardwired function of the reptile brain and not something you have to obey unless you're a reptile.
170: 2011-03-07: .@nihiofkdi "Narcissism is sexual obsession with the self." <== Not true, at least in psychiatry. See Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
171: 2011-03-05: It's mostly parents who are hung up about sex, not children. Adults have invested so much in it that they can't see it as routine.
172: 2011-03-05: Ban porn and you create a destructive underground industry to supply it. This adds a criminal element and encourages sexual deviance.
173: 2011-03-04: @PoulsNocturne "Always in my head...fucking all the time. Why?” <== Omnipresent sexual fantasies. Common in the human species.
174: 2011-03-01: On My Bucket List: Objectify members of the opposite gender based on their primary and secondary sex characteristics.
175: 2011-02-28: On My Bucket List: Attend a 36-hour drug-fueled sex party.
176: 2011-02-28: There's no accounting for sexual attraction. Logic need not apply.
177: 2011-02-26: Sex is a trick of nature to entice procreation and encourage couples to stay together for childrearing. It doesn't want you for your mind.
178: 2011-02-26: It's okay to question religion, but to say that sex has no meaning, that it isn't a worthy goal in itself... that's blasphemy!
179: 2011-02-26: The most erotic sex organ is the face, particularly the eyes, followed by the mouth and the words that come out of it.
180: 2011-02-26: The best thing about sex isn't the sex but the trust and intimacy it (sometimes) implies.
181: 2011-02-19: @MsLauraShields "Science is a lot like sex..." <== So why DO we do science? (Is it always the best use of our resources?)
182: 2011-02-08: RT @santhonythomas: Apparently by constantly having sex with my stalkers I'm "encouraging them". Why is the system so against the black ...
183: 2011-01-28: RT @ederguillermo: "@BadDalaiLama: Ladies, if we can see your ribs, you don't look sexy—you look hungry!"// Suscribo vehemente.
184: 2011-01-22: Ladies, if we can see your ribs, you don't look sexy—you look hungry!
185: 2011-01-22: A bikini is sexier than nudity, a wink more alluring than a kiss. Sexy is the promise of something that can never be attained.
186: 2011-01-21: Sexy and sex are two different things. Porn isn't sexy. Almost anything else can be.
187: 2011-01-21: It is best to err on the conservative side of sexy to avoid the inevitable slide into slutty.
188: 2011-01-21: There's a fine line between sexy and stupid.
189: 2010-12-18: So Jesus was born of the Virgin Mary, who was married to Joseph. Does that mean married people didn't have sex back then?
190: 2010-12-18: Language Police: "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" are sexist and belittling. Use "personfriend". Thank you for your cooperation.
191: 2010-12-17: The purpose of sex, in humans, is not just procreation but bonding, to encourage partners to stay together for child rearing.
192: 2010-12-17: Humans have far more sex than necessary for procreation. Females enjoy it even when not in estrus. Why?
193: 2010-12-17: "Try telling me that!" @S_BerlusconiPM (re: casual sex) <== We are very pleased to have Mr Silvio Berlusconi of Italy following us. Welcome!
194: 2010-12-17: Casual sex is impossible. Sooner or later, someone is going to take it seriously.
195: 2010-12-15: Language Police: "cowboy" and "cowgirl" are sexist and belittling. From now on: "cowperson". Thank you for your cooperation.
196: 2010-11-28: No matter how sexy data may seem, the ultimate coin of existence is still concrete actions in the real world.
197: 2010-11-26: Each of us is a sexually motivated being, through no fault of our own, but how we express and manage that drive is a matter of choice.
198: 2010-11-22: Romance is driven not just by sex but by a hunger for meaning that we falsely believe the other person will fulfill.
199: 2010-11-03: Sex is a delusional system that leads you to believe you are compatible with someone you would have nothing to do with otherwise.
200: 2010-10-28: No one should be discriminated against for his sexual preferences, religious beliefs or political affiliations. They are all equally insane!
201: 2010-10-19: Sex is fun when you are in the mood, but no contract can guarantee it will always be fun.
202: 2010-10-19: Sex is powerful mainly when it is denied.
203: 2010-10-18: Sex is a trick of nature to get you to mate. The lust soon fades, but you're still stuck with the relationship.
204: 2010-09-20: If you demand a vow of celibacy from your priests, their sexuality will be forced underground where it is bound to do terrible things.
205: KilroyCafe: 2010-11-14: I am beginning to wonder if the sex change operation was a good idea. Can I go back?
206: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-11: If you demand a vow of celibacy from your priests, their sexuality will be forced underground where it is bound to do terrible things.
207: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-11: Sex has power mainly when it is denied.
208: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-14: Lost in the debate about same-sex marriage is whether marriage is wise at all. Yes, people will bond, but why must government be involved?
209: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-12: Sex is a trick by Mother Nature to get us to mate. It has no meaning in itself and cannot sustain a relationship.
210: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-14: Elvis: He could sing a song. He seemed to have sex appeal. Did he have any talent otherwise? A religious figure mainly. Our Fatima.
211: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-03: On my bucket list: Become a Russian spy and infiltrate American society, becoming known as a femme fatale with my sexy Facebook photos.
212: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-01: Sex is fun and all, but sooner or later someone's going to take it seriously and think it means something.
213: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-17: There's a fine line between sexy and stupid.
214: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-17: Sexual attraction is a hard-wired function of the reptile brain and not something you should necessarily follow unless you're a reptile.
215: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-17: If you invest your identity in being sexy, you'll wake up someday as a pathetic cartoon character.
216: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-25: Sex is a delusional system that allows you to believe you are compatible with someone you would have nothing to do with otherwise.
217: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-18: Internet porn is about as sexy as a rectal exam. In fact, in many cases it _IS_ a rectal exam!
218: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-12: Taste — be it for food, fashion, music or sex — is always an illusion. It is the promise of something more than what you actually get.
219: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-11: On my bucket list: Master the art of sexual innuendo.
220: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-07: If you sext my imaginary girlfriend, I'll beat your virtual ass!
221: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-26: In food, sex, travel, drugs or any other stimulation, you'll never get the same high again. The thrill always fades with repetition.
222: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-06: The sexual urge is unavoidable. Either you acknowledge it and deal with it, or you push it underground where it does terrible things.
223: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-10: Is porn good for us? As use of porn increases, sex crime goes down. The Scientist via @Sheamus
224: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-10: Sex is the world's most boring topic. If you don't happen to be in the mood, it's just stupid.
225: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-09: Economic activity — buying, selling and scams related thereto — come as naturally to the human as breathing, eating and sex.
226: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-25: Sex jokes are the last resort of the talentless comedian.
227: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-19: Sex is another religion. People want absolutes, and sex seems universal. Faith works until the urge fades and they panic. Viagra!
228: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-18: No moping, tweeters! If you have a problem, solve it. Don't expect affirmation from us for your drinking, career problems, lack of sex, etc.
229: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-14: What if you suddenly lost your sex drive - forever? Would it be a curse or a blessing? What would change? What wouldn't? Who would you be?
230: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-12: Language Police: "cowboy" and "cowgirl" are sexist and discriminatory. From now on: "cowperson". Thank you for your cooperation.
231: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-12: Language Police: "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" are sexist and discriminatory. Use "personfriend". Thank you for your cooperation.
232: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-12: There's no accounting for sexual attraction. Logic need not apply.
233: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-12: Sex is like chocolate cake: tasty at times but bland if you have it every day and certainly not worth rearranging your life for.
234: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-08: Any decent pervert will try to cover his guilt by accusing others of sex crimes. Who is the sicko in the room? It may be the inquisitor!
235: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-20: There is nothing happy about entertainment. It is pornography without the sex, exploitative of everyone involved.
236: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-10: RT @Sheamus: Pretty cool. Enter any search term and relive the golden age of naivety, sexism and marketing.
237: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-17: There's no accounting for sexual chemistry. What is erotic to one person may seem stupid and incredibly tedious to someone else.
238: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-11: Intimacy is important, but sex is one of the biggest frauds every perpetrated. Kilroy Cafe #3: "Sex Fraud"
239: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-08: My review of porn on the internet finds nothing that is even remotely sexy. Why?
240: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-04: There's no accounting for sexual preference or attraction. Logic need not apply!
241: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-26: I believe no one should be persecuted for his sexual preferences, religious beliefs or political affiliations. They're all equally insane!
242: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-27: Freud was wrong about childhood sexuality. Kids have little interest in sex prior to puberty (unless sexually abused).
243: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-18: You can't say someone's sexual orientation is determined by brain chemistry but also claim it hasn't affected other parts of their behavior.
244: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-14: In food, sex and all other passions, the greatest pleasure is in the first bite. It is a moment that can never be regained.
245: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-14: I've just been followed by @Sex_Cams_, obviously impressed by my philosophy. I won't block her but will see how long she lasts.
246: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-13: What men want, I conclude from internet porn, is straight sex. No foreplay, no relationship, just pure insemination of anything pretty.
247: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-11: No matter how you dress sex up -- with toys, fetishes, new positions, new preferences -- it is still just sex.
248: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-12: So Jesus was born of the Virgin Mary, but Mary was married to Joseph. Does that mean married people didn't have sex back then?
249: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-07: "Self-Proclaimed Prophet Blames God" for sex charges (Las Vegas) - Just your run-of-the-mill neighborhood cult leader.
250: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-12: You don't realize how boring sex can be until you've seen "Real Sex" on HBO.
251: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-12: A radically subversive counter-cultural idea: Sex is meaningless! See my essay "Sex Fraud" (Kilroy Cafe #3)
252: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-12: People become so invested in sex that they'll come up with no end of absurd ways to make it seem interesting.
253: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-12: Sex is like chocolate cake. It's enticing from afar and when you take your first bite, but taste fades when surrounded by it.
254: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-12: With sex, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence - with another partner or beyond some forbidden barrier.
255: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-03: All of our hungers - taste, sex, music, etc - evolved for a purpose. You can't take them away from purpose and find lasting meaning in them.
256: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-08: Sexual attraction is such a powerful force that if you censor it and dole it out in tantalizing little bits... (cont'd)
257: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-07: There's a fine line between sexy and stupid.
258: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-03: My beginner's guide to hosteling, "How to Sleep in a Hostel" - No serial killers. No rampant sex. Just a place to stay.
259: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-01: Common addictions: drugs, alcohol, cigs, caffeine, TV, video games, music, shopping, sports, sex, porn, religion, travel, food, love...
260: KilroyCafe: 2009-04-23: Easiest local TV news story in the world: Serial killer/bomber/terrorist/sex fiend in the national news HAS A LAS VEGAS CONNECTION! Duh!
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