Glenn Campbell's tweet archive, searching for "love"

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1: 2018-10-27: Megyn is out, but everyone loves Meghan. No word yet on Megan, Meagan or Meaghan.
2: 2018-07-02: The message of country music is “It's alright to be little bitty.” The aspirations of any song character are to hold a steady job, own a truck and raise a family. No one quests for a “higher love“. No one cares to leave the perfect small town where they grew up.
3: 2017-12-01: I love the smell of indictments in the morning.
4: 2017-12-01: I love humans. They can be delightful. Some of my best friends are humans. I’m just not so keen on interacting with them in person on a daily basis.
5: 2017-11-25: The passion of love: $10.
6: 2017-07-14: In love, employment and politics, people do not choose the best qualified candidate but the one who least threatens existing investments.
7: 2017-04-24: Believe me, babe, I'd love to take you to Funky Town, but I can't find it on Google Maps. #talkaboutit #gottamoveon
8: 2017-04-14: When you see people in love, you think "isn't that nice," but there are things you don't know about: tensions, jealousies, dysfunctions.
9: 2017-04-14: Romantic love cannot exist without jealousy. If you care about being loved then you must also care about losing it.
10: 2017-04-08: The Beatles got it wrong. Love is not all you need. It's time.
11: 2017-03-20: I love LA!... except when I hate it.
12: 2017-03-20: Landing at LAX (tonight). I love LA! Except when I hate it.
13: 2017-03-18: On My Bucket List: Love 'em and leave 'em.
14: 2017-03-18: I love Angela Merkel, but seriously, that mullet. Can't we hire four gay guys to upgrade her style?
15: 2017-03-17: If anyone knew the sheer terror of parenthood, they'd never do it. Sensible people take the plunge only because they're drunk on love.
16: 2017-03-14: TABLOID SHOCKER! Actor falls in love with another actor but discovers their partner is not who they seemed to be. It was all... an ACT!
17: 2017-03-14: Always trust your heart, unless it has fallen in love, in which case you need a second opinion. #loveadvice
18: 2017-03-14: Love is not an addiction treatment program. It will not heal pre-existing dysfunctions, only give them a safe place to flourish.
19: 2017-03-14: People love who they need to love to protect their own ego.
20: 2017-03-14: Love becomes insanity when you say "I forgive you," for behavior you would forgive no one else for.
21: 2017-03-14: People are cruel mainly to those who love them, because they're the only people who will stick around and take that shit.
22: 2017-03-12: Parental love. Some of my best relationship photos from my Facebook album at
23: 2017-03-06: If you grew up next to a pig farm or a paper mill, you will always love that smell. It will seem romantic to you.
24: 2017-03-04: There's a fine line between love and strangulation.
25: 2017-02-13: RT @Iowhangingfruit: "we accept the love we think we deserve" - john green
26: 2017-01-14: I love my paranoid pseudo-community, even if they don't know I exist.
27: 2016-11-24: You are only bitchy with the people you love who you know will be there for you anyway.
28: 2016-10-31: People are cruel mainly to those who love them, because those are the only people who will stick around and take that shit.
29: 2016-10-26: There's a fine line between love and Stockholm Syndrome, and sometimes no line at all.
30: 2016-09-19: What people seek in love is not compatibility or virtue but endorsement of the investments they have already made.
31: 2016-08-06: RT @cracked: It’s fun playing practical jokes on your future self, like by making poor choices and sabotaging your love life.
32: 2016-04-16: Unconditional love is an invitation to unrestrained abuse.
33: 2016-02-28: Call me sexist but boys love drones. You don't have girls drooling over quadcopters.
34: 2016-02-22: I'm doing 80 mph in the fast lane in a 65 mph zone. Cop comes up behind me, flashes lights. I move. Cops speeds past. Love the #NJTurnpike!
35: 2016-02-16: True Love (animation)
36: 2015-11-11: RT @ItsMeMehK: Hey @BadDalaiLama I loved your vídeo about the weather stations, please keep us updated with everything.
37: 2015-09-22: RT @Peripatetia: I fell in love with Flamingo.
38: 2015-09-22: I fell in love with Flamingo.
39: 2015-09-19: RT @Xbr0kenbabyd0ll: My love for Area 51 turned into a love for @BadDalaiLama
40: 2015-08-20: I instantly fell in love all things Flamenco. We danced cheek-to-cheek until dawn then I turned to plastic and stood on one leg on her lawn.
41: 2015-06-20: The flip side of love: Any attention devoted to one person is disengaged from the rest of the world.
42: 2015-05-11: The way my heart's been broken, I don't know if I'll ever learn to love again. Oh wait! I've been listening to the Cliché Radio.
43: 2015-04-13: Even knowing she's just an algorithm of coded phonemes, I still love the Google Maps lady. She is strong and wise and rarely misleads me.
44: 2015-02-23: RT @cracked: Obsession ... Over Absolutely Nothing. 5 Disturbing Messages That Show Up in Love Songs:…
45: 2015-02-16: I love you like Catholic priests love altar boys.
46: 2014-12-14: No one afflicted with the temporary insanity of love should be allowed to make permanent decisions like who to marry.
47: 2014-12-13: Never fall in love without consulting the DSM and doing a full MMPI.
48: 2014-11-28: RT @Peripatetia: Superheroes on Bourbon St., New Orleans. Right now! I think I'm in love.
49: 2014-10-29: Food manufacturers love labels like "Gluten Free" and "Low Sodium" because they distract from other ingredients that are far worse.
50: 2014-10-19: Love is a mechanism that helps you put up with dysfunctional people you couldn't tolerate otherwise.
51: 2014-09-08: Love is a Rube Goldberg device: A complicated mechanism that keeps you busy but may not solve your original problem.
52: 2014-09-03: There is no love without jealousy.
53: 2014-08-31: Love has become a disease when you are trying to compensate for the dysfunctions of your partner.
54: 2014-08-27: All the monsters of horror movies cannot compare to the terror of someone you once loved turning against you.
55: 2014-08-11: Some people like to wake up and do the same things every day. God love 'em! It should be on their tombstone: "Did the same thing every day."
56: 2014-08-10: The weight of love threatens the bridges of Paris: @guardian
57: 2014-07-24: On a scale of 1 to 10, a 7 is just a 7, unless you're in love with it, in which case it's nearly a 10. Upon divorce, it hardly rates a 4.
58: 2014-07-16: To the woman on a TV ad eating yogurt in a field of daisies: I love you! #missedconnections #iknowshelovesmetoo
59: 2014-07-12: The moment you say "forever", love is no longer a choice but an obligation.
60: 2014-07-11: Love has become insanity when you say "I can forgive them," for behavior you would forgive no one else for.
61: 2014-07-04: He died doing what he loved most: taking foolish risks.
62: 2014-06-19: @earldvoss @tugbrown I didn't read ZAMM but I did read Pirsig's "Lila". I love the concept of ZAMM even if I never read the thing.
63: 2014-06-19: Wood fairies have to watch out for bears, foxes, wolves, coyotes and domestic cats, any of whom would love a wood fairy dinner.
64: 2014-06-02: RT @guardian: New mayor of Paris plans to pick the city's love locks @GuardianTravel
65: 2014-06-01: Love, or prisoners of each other?
66: 2014-06-01: "Objection, evasion, joyous distrust and love of irony are signs of health; everything absolute belongs to pathology." ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
67: 2014-05-21: Come join me in my new Utopia. All unfairness will be abolished. Everyone will love one another. What can possibly go wrong?
68: 2014-05-05: I love you for your genetically determined features you have absolutely no control over. #truelove #sentimental #herearesomeroses
69: 2014-04-29: RT @nytimes: Couples in Paris create a monument to undying love. Others see it as an ugly, metallic tumor
70: 2014-04-24: Love locks in Zurich (yesterday)
71: 2014-04-09: All you need is Love… caviar at £395 or £790 a tin @ Heathrow Terminal 5
72: 2014-04-05: Love is like a butterfly, beautiful in the wild, but if you try to pin it down forever you may end up killing it.
73: 2014-03-28: If your aim is disengagement, use the minimum force necessary to achieve the goal, lest love turn into war.
74: 2014-03-28: Committing yourself to a prison with someone is not the same as showing love.
75: 2014-03-25: People love who they need to love to preserve their own ego.
76: 2014-03-20: RT @Telegraph: "Humanity loves to guess the future. Unfortunately, we’re not very good at it." by @tomchivers
77: 2014-03-19: Can there be love without censorship?
78: 2014-03-01: Love? Maybe. But don't discount the glorious luxury of doing what you want when you want without having to negotiate with anyone.
79: 2014-02-14: Valentine's Day is the traditional time of year when we load up our loved one with rich food so they get fat and no one else will want them.
80: 2014-02-14: Love has changed. When I was a kid Valentine's Day meant roses and cards and chocolate. Now it's just bacon, bacon, bacon.
81: 2014-02-10: Love is not an addiction treatment program. It will not heal the dysfunctions each partner had when they began.
82: 2014-02-09: I love my virtual friends, but is there some way we can enforce this?
83: 2014-02-01: You have fallen in love and want to believe you have made the right choice, so you fudge the data to make them seem better than they are.
84: 2014-01-30: Continue to defend the delusion you have already committed yourself to. #loveadvice
85: 2014-01-30: Trust your heart, unless it has fallen in love in which case don't trust it. #loveadvice
86: 2014-01-29: Assume that all flaws in your partner are not their fault and can be healed through the application of kindness. #loveadvice
87: 2014-01-29: Subjugate your own needs to those of the communal entity. #loveadvice
88: 2014-01-29: If you love someone, make an explicit declaration of intent at the first opportunity. #loveadvice
89: 2014-01-29: Please observe the proper mating procedures of your culture or community. #loveadvice
90: 2014-01-14: The Valentine Principle: If you love someone, buy them things to make them fat, then no one else will want them and they're yours forever.
91: 2014-01-12: That boy may have been my love child with Frank Sinatra. I don't know it for a fact; I'm just saying it's possible.
92: 2014-01-11: George Bush loves America cuz it's full of people. 15-second FB video: - From the best George of all: John Morgan
93: 2014-01-05: Young lawyers in love will stipulate to anything.
94: 2013-12-29: Love is when I say: "Brains! I need living human brains!"
95: 2013-12-16: True Love: If you grew up in Tulia, Texas, bathed in the odor of cattle pee, any suitor smelling this way would seem a desirable mate.
96: 2013-12-10: He died doing what he loved: taking foolish risks.
97: 2013-12-05: The main difference between parental and romantic love: Parents won't take your bullshit. Romantics probably will.
98: 2013-12-03: Our love is like my smartphone pairing with your Bluetooth device.
99: 2013-12-02: Love is a story of desperate compromises.
100: 2013-12-01: Love is a form of clinical insanity. Crazy things happen, not all of them good.
101: 2013-11-26: Addicted to love? Men spritzed with oxytocin preferred their inner Romeo to their inner Lothario. LA Times: @latimes
102: 2013-11-25: Good @DalaiLama: the world's most loved source for content-free inspiration.
103: 2013-11-25: @crushjunky We all find ways to express our love.
104: 2013-11-24: Love is quality of interaction, not an exchange of symbols.
105: 2013-11-15: The romantic conundrum: It is good to feel loved. It is not good to feel trapped.
106: 2013-11-14: True love is wanting to gouge the eyes out of any rival.
107: 2013-11-14: The main difference between platonic love and romantic love is jealousy.
108: 2013-11-14: @mollyesque Or love.
109: 2013-11-11: Love locks on a bridge in Prague.
110: 2013-10-28: Being in love is holding someone to a different set of standards and expectations than you normally would—usually impossible ones.
111: 2013-10-25: "I love you!" (15 sec video) - Queens, NYC @ Jackson Heights, NY
112: 2013-10-25: An awkward Facebook chore: Removing warm, glowing photos of couples very much in love, because they no longer are.
113: 2013-10-20: Our love is forever, until it goes away.
114: 2013-10-17: Parents explaining to their children how they met and fell in love: a mythical Genesis story bearing little relation to reality.
115: 2013-09-26: Wants to be loved but doesn't understand how his own behavior is pushing people away. #somedogsandpeople
116: 2013-09-25: Love songs seem to come in two varieties: "I've found the perfect love," and "You screwed me over." It's Yin and Yang, baby!
117: 2013-09-11: @laurenahayes This is a "bromide". Could be written about any unhappy event. Live life to the fullest. Hug your loved ones. Gimme a break!
118: 2013-08-31: Tabloid shocker! Actors falling in love with other actors but discovering in the end their partner is not who they seemed to be.
119: 2013-08-22: Seriously, though, isn't it always Shark Week? It has been Shark Week ever since news editors learned that viewers love to be terrified.
120: 2013-08-19: We all love it when this happens to Internet billionaires: @DailyMailUS
121: 2013-08-16: Love is blind! For every dipshit you want nothing to do with, there is someone who finds him or her charming and attractive.
122: 2013-08-15: I love having people younger than me tell me they're too old to change now.
123: 2013-08-11: On My Bucket List: Declare my love for the country, region and religion into which I was born, insisting they are the best.
124: 2013-08-08: RT @MailOnline: Why falling in love makes you FAT
125: 2013-08-08: You don't improve a relationship by handcuffing yourself to the person you love.
126: 2013-07-23: America's most ironic prison name: Lovelock. (@ Lovelock Correctional Center)
127: 2013-07-13: You need to love yourself before you can have meaningful relationships, but it's more important to Like my book.
128: 2013-06-28: Dear Rudolph: You don't need friends who love you only when you have juice with the Big Guy. Don't play their reindeer games!
129: 2013-05-31: Prison psychologist falls in love with prisoner. Tries to help him escape. Goes to prison herself. That's Tragicomedy!
130: 2013-05-29: I trebuchet my love to you.
131: 2013-05-28: In love, people expect a dedicated therapist with endless time and attention, who charges no fee and demands no change.
132: 2013-05-27: Being open to love is different than needing love.
133: 2013-05-27: RT @kendincebilen: @BadDalaiLama It's you, author of "The Case Against Marriage"! Thanks for your great book. I read in one breath! I love
134: 2013-05-27: In love, there is no Geneva Convention.
135: 2013-05-26: In war, perfidy is specifically prohibited by the Geneva Convention. In love, there is no Geneva Convention, so perfid all you want!
136: 2013-05-26: When love becomes censorship, you're in for a rough ride.
137: 2013-05-25: The Yin-Yang of Fame: The press loves you on the way up, but is equally unkind on the way down.
138: 2013-05-20: The Sandstone Foundation for Community Systems Research — where all the love was free!
139: 2013-05-10: Love is an emotional condition in which you accept and defend the delusions and hypocrisies of another person.
140: 2013-04-26: The most embarrassing thing about love, in retrospect, is the absurd compromises you made.
141: 2013-04-24: @HumanBeam Incandescent or fluorescent? (My love is LED.)
142: 2013-04-17: lascivious — I love how it rolls off the tongue in a Hannibal Lecter sort of way.
143: 2013-04-16: Everyone loves a cute little puppy. No one thinks about the $10,000, labor and lost freedom it will cost over its lifetime.
144: 2013-04-16: The depth of your love for someone is generally proportional to your willingness to make excuses for their bad behavior.
145: 2013-04-14: RT @AngryDalaiLama: If you have love and compassion towards all living beings, you're going to get fucking killed out there.
146: 2013-04-13: If your romantic partner doesn't love to play with babies, dump them! Even if you never have any, this is an essential emotional skill.
147: 2013-04-12: RT @ksieff: In Kabul, young love blooms online: "With Facebook, there's no risk of being beaten up by (her) relatives." ...
148: 2013-04-05: Love jumps the shark into insanity when you say, "I can change them."
149: 2013-03-20: There is no romantic love without jealousy.
150: 2013-03-13: Texas loves the Precambrian lifeforms of Permian Basin. They ooze refinement!
151: 2013-03-03: Oh, Oxytocin, I love you dearly, but you make such poor decisions sometimes.
152: 2013-02-27: Love is seeing parasitism as symbiosis.
153: 2013-02-27: Never fall in love with anyone without consulting the DSM and doing a full MMPI.
154: 2013-02-26: Love is... (via @mifavela)
155: 2013-02-18: Love isn't truly free if it issues Form 1099 at the end of the year.
156: 2013-02-14: Valentine's Day — an annual commercial paradox where love freely given requires gifts that must be bought.
157: 2013-02-10: RT @dramapad: Sex between people who love each other is kind of boring. That why it doesn't have a porn category.
158: 2013-01-30: My interview just published in a liberal Istanbul newspaper. "Marriage is like being chained to your loved one."
159: 2013-01-24: If you love someone, why would you want to take away discretion? Isn't your love strong enough to stand on its own?
160: 2013-01-22: Love usually means you will ignore something better if it happens to come your way.
161: 2013-01-22: When does vigilance become paranoia, love become masochism, art become obsession? Few know where to stop.
162: 2013-01-16: The hidden toll of obesity: a surge in breast violence. ==> "Girlfriend smothers lover to death with her breasts". See @MailOnline
163: 2013-01-14: It can be hard to separate love from paranoia. Does someone really care about you the way you think they do, or is it all in your mind?
164: 2013-01-14: Is this love or paranoia?
165: 2013-01-13: "Love is not Charity" - a one page sample from the manuscript of my forthcoming book, A Case Against Marriage
166: 2013-01-13: The purpose of romantic love is to serve your own needs, not your partner's. You are not a therapist, provider or parent. You are consumer.
167: 2013-01-13: Divorce proves that nothing is free in life, even if love seems to offer it.
168: 2013-01-12: RT @bybeautydamned: A person who hates himself will never be able to respect the person who loves him.
169: 2013-01-09: When we fall in love we usually fall also into the futile exercise of trying to change our partner's personality.
170: 2013-01-08: Maybe you love me, but you'll never know me like Google does.
171: 2013-01-08: RT @WSJ: Some create "social media wills," some leave password lists. What to do online when a loved one dies:
172: 2013-01-07: Valentines Day means killing the one you love with fructose.
173: 2013-01-04: love — n. the desire to mutually groom a fellow primate, removing parasites where required.
174: 2013-01-01: RT @KilroyCafe: Even after years of research and testing, there is still no clean-burning form of love.
175: 2012-12-31: RT @KilroyCafe: Free will dies the moment you say "forever". From that point on, love is a contract, not a choice.
176: 2012-12-27: RT @KilroyCafe: Love alone cannot bear the weight of all we ask it to do.
177: 2012-12-26: People in love are not sane. They are the worst people to be making fateful choices about lifetime commitments. @BadDalaiLama
178: 2012-12-22: .@Andreaof9 You can believe in love without necessarily believing in the legal institution of marriage.
179: 2012-12-22: Love can be an invitation to dysfunction, a debilitating delusion that says, "Someone else will save me."
180: 2012-12-21: RT @TheBosha: The Disneyesque belief in Love At First Sight has hobbled more lives than polio.
181: 2012-12-17: Love is a mixed bag. Are you strengthened, or are you trapped?
182: 2012-12-17: RT @wahyuwei: Interpersonal body and neural synchronization as a marker of implicit social interaction <== Ah, love!
183: 2012-12-16: Dear True Love: I'm fine up to the swans a-swimming. One gift is sellable and six are edible. Beyond that, we got serious labor problems.
184: 2012-12-16: How does one tell ones True Love that one doesn't need any of those things, starting with the partridge? #straighttoebay
185: 2012-12-13: "EBT Here" means this convenience store accepts taxpayer-funded food stamps for junk food. I love Amerika!
186: 2012-12-12: RT @trainwreckluv: Are you in love with her or are you in love with someone you created when you met her? Terry D.
187: 2012-12-06: Procreators. Gotta love 'em! Without them we wouldn't be here today. Follow in their footsteps? Respectfully, no.
188: 2012-11-23: RT @TIME: Director Sam Mendes discusses his childhood love of Bond and how it helped him make Skyfall |
189: 2012-11-19: Love is the process of restricting your own abilities so as to not intimidate your less talented partner.
190: 2012-11-17: Someone in love is the perfect propagandist, trumpeting the positive aspects of their choice while obscuring the negative.
191: 2012-11-17: The dark side of love is it blinds you to any relationship that might be better for you.
192: 2012-11-17: RT @KilroyCafe: Love can be wonderful at first, but we expect too much of it. It can't usually survive the weight of all we ask it to do.
193: 2012-11-12: You wish a friend well when you part, but if a lover leaves you, you hope they eat shit and die. You cry, "How can you do this to me?"
194: 2012-11-12: Romance is inherently more selfish than friendship. You wish a friend well on his own path, while a lover must be focussed on you alone.
195: 2012-11-11: Narcissism is cluelessness, not self love. Blind to needs beyond their own, narcissists easily fall for cons and kill good relationships.
196: 2012-11-10: *LOVE* the wildcard feature in Apple's new Maps for iPhone! Plug in a destination and see where you end up! Great for unplanned sightseeing!
197: 2012-11-10: RT @kickstart_life: @BadDalaiLama Incredible. Being Scottish, maybe I should unfollow myself for visiting England repeatedly. Love follo ...
198: 2012-11-07: "Aside from love, few activities seem to promise us as much happiness as traveling..."—Alain de Botton <== With about the same track record.
199: 2012-11-07: If you sing a song about your new lover's supernatural powers, expect to sing another one later about how they let you down.
200: 2012-11-05: Forbidden love is the most powerful, in part because you don't have a chance to see where it will lead. It's mostly idealism and conjecture.
201: 2012-11-04: Forbidden love is the most powerful.
202: 2012-10-29: Hypothesis: Love is affordable only to those whose own creative development has plateaued.
203: 2012-10-29: Love is grand but... A partnership can't move any faster than its slowest member. A bureaucracy of two?
204: 2012-10-27: If you need expensive jewelry to express your love, it may be a sign your relationship has already failed.
205: 2012-10-19: So long, Frys. You were swell, but I've found a new love. (@ B&H Photo Video w/ 8 others) [pic]:
206: 2012-10-02: If you truly love His Badliness, please star and retweet His Wisdom.
207: 2012-09-28: RT @henkpfister: We may not dig his politics, but you have to love the symmetry of Uncle Bibi's e-mail address:
208: 2012-09-25: RT @newscientist: "What is this thing called love?" Chemical trickery, of course
209: 2012-09-17: The fantasy of love—two superheroes joining forces—is rarely the reality.
210: 2012-09-17: The tragic side of love is being attached to someone of limited capacity who is holding back your own growth.
211: 2012-09-11: I love you like Russians love vodka and cigarettes.
212: 2012-09-08: Love or countertransference?
213: 2012-09-03: Romantic love is a quest for the right amount of ego enhancement without too much ego threat.
214: 2012-09-03: Manufacturers of addictive products love warning labels. They don't affect sales while relieving them of liability.
215: 2012-08-12: Of the 14 songs I have written, this is my only love song. Perhaps a bit obsessive. Demo on video.
216: 2012-08-09: @LadyFriday Proves you "love the environment" no matter how much it costs.
217: 2012-07-17: RT @h0mfr0g: @BadDalaiLama You can vacuum your car out by the side of the road? Hot damn, I love the future!
218: 2012-07-17: Marketing idea: Add traces of food to generic beauty products, attach "Nourishing" to the name and charge double. Women love that shit!
219: 2012-07-17: When your love is completely selfless, prepare to be abused.
220: 2012-07-09: Tip for bacon lovers: Whole Foods! Their hot food bar usually has cooked bacon in the morning. Stock up at $7.99/lb and you win!
221: 2012-07-09: Love is like the unsolvable question Captain Kirk asks the evil robot to make the robot blow all its circuits and self-destruct.
222: 2012-07-08: The object of life is not to make everyone love you but to accomplish the goals you feel are important.
223: 2012-07-08: It is remarkable how love can turn lead into gold—and back to lead again shortly after marriage.
224: 2012-07-06: The only difference between the Stockholm Syndrome and ordinary love is how the relationship starts.
225: 2012-06-29: Join me tomorrow in Chinatown in Los Angeles as we RAGE AGAINST WAL-MART. Oooo, I love a rage!
226: 2012-06-27: You can totally mess up a firefly's love life by flashing a flashlight at him, but what kind of pervert are you?
227: 2012-06-27: Love leads you to overestimate the other person's capabilities. If they disappoint you, the fault lies not in them but in you.
228: 2012-06-10: If you love His Badliness but can't handle His Prolificness, monitor Favstar Recent for a user-filtered stream.
229: 2012-06-08: RT @KilroyCafe: In love, as in cell phone contracts, pay-as-you-go is usually preferable to long commitments.
230: 2012-06-08: RT @ShitYoungPplSay: I know we don't have much in common, but we love each other and that's all that matters.
231: 2012-06-07: How do you fall in love without losing yourself?
232: 2012-06-07: The main challenge of love: How do you love someone without enabling their dysfunctions?
233: 2012-06-06: True Love 2012: Heavily tattooed biker couple walking hand-in-hand into the tobacco store.
234: 2012-06-06: You can "love yourself" without being narcissistic. Narcissism is more a failure to recognize the needs and perspective of others.
235: 2012-06-06: I would love to patronize the mom-and-pop enterprises of America rather than the big chains, but Mom and Pop have ripped me off too often.
236: 2012-06-02: When seduced by dreams of unlimited success and perfect love, you miss the real opportunities right in front of you.
237: 2012-06-01: Religion is as much in our genes as sex, pair bonding and our love of rich food (turning us into fat, married, oversexed churchgoers).
238: 2012-06-01: Love is a state of gentle war.
239: 2012-05-30: RT @KilroyCafe: The dark side of love is attachment that lasts long after the relationship has lost its function.
240: 2012-05-29: RT @ZoroastrianFunk: @BadDalaiLama true love will find you if you just wait. Delusions indeed
241: 2012-05-29: Delusions of Youth #5a: Love can heal any addiction or personality problem and can overcome any structural defect in a relationship.
242: 2012-05-29: Delusions of Youth #5: "All you need is love."
243: 2012-05-25: Do you love His Badliness and want to join him in the Kingdom of Heaven? Then RT his wisdom so others can hear!
244: 2012-05-20: @annieology That sounds like the ordinary course of love. Borderline is a rapid cycling from one extreme to the other.
245: 2012-05-20: RT @(private) @BadDalaiLama My mother is borderline. I love her, but she exhausts me. It's like she's 49 stuck in a 16 year olds mindset.
246: 2012-05-17: @DalyaElMaghraby No need to hate your country or love it. It just **IS** — like your family, gene pool and planet.
247: 2012-05-17: If you have ever loved someone, you have tried to change them but with mixed success at best.
248: 2012-05-13: RT @DeanNoblett: There will always be a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friends, "us" in trust, & "if" in life. - Unknown
249: 2012-05-12: The 1960s was the dawning of Age of Aquarius, a new era of peace, love and freedom. So what ever happened with that?
250: 2012-05-09: Marriage, under the law, has nothing to do with love. It is an economic incorporation that most relationships are much healthier without.
251: 2012-05-09: Observing animals of the same species interact, it can be hard to tell love from aggression. Are those birds fighting or playing?
252: 2012-05-09: There is no love without music, but music alone cannot sustain love. There also has to be a common mission.
253: 2012-05-07: Love is all about buying your loved one the most expensive jewelry you can afford (say the jewelers of America).
254: 2012-05-07: If you're married and you give your love an expensive gift, legally it's coming out of a common pot and they're paying half. #somegift
255: 2012-05-07: Niagara Falls has one of the highest LNBC concentrations I've ever seen! (Lovers, Newlyweds and Baby Carriages) Falling water draws 'em in!
256: 2012-05-03: @piratehook3r Oh no, Dimples, say it ain't so! Next thing, you'll love horses and potpourri.
257: 2012-05-03: When I need services on the road, I'd love to use small businesses instead of a big ones. Alas, the little guy is more likely to rip me off.
258: 2012-05-02: If you truly love His Badliness, be sure to star and/or retweet his best wisdom.
259: 2012-05-01: The place for people who really love fire. (@ Fire Science Academy)
260: 2012-05-01: The best name for a prison EVER! Reputedly OJ's current residence. (@ Lovelock Correctional Center)
261: 2012-04-29: Peace, love and panhandling. (@ University of California, Berkeley) [pic]:
262: 2012-04-26: RT @jbeen: @BadDalaiLama Hi Glenn. Finally, you and His Holiness adjoining in my timeline. Love your wisdom & travel logs, sir. :) http: ...
263: 2012-04-17: Imagine a world without alcohol. How would people socialize? How could love possibly happen?
264: 2012-04-12: apolophilia — the love of apologizing, esp. the tendency to apologize for things one is not responsible for. (Just invented this word!)
265: 2012-04-10: You can't expect love to just sit there and perform. You have to train it. You have to do something with it.
266: 2012-04-09: If you love His Badliness and appreciate his insight, please give generously: Star his best tweets!
267: 2012-04-05: Love is an exercise in apophenia—thinking you have so much in common. In the end, it is either a delusion or a self-fulfilling prophesy.
268: 2012-04-05: Letting someone else handle your travel arrangements is like putting them in charge of your love life. You can't expect a good match.
269: 2012-04-04: Just because you love your child/spouse/partner doesn't mean you're going to let them get away with anything.
270: 2012-04-01: NEVER interrupt me when I am making travel arrangements. It is an intense, all-consuming activity, similar to juggling or making love.
271: 2012-03-30: It's amazing how love can turn lead into gold—and turn it back to lead again shortly after marriage.
272: 2012-03-30: RT @ddianapril: I won't love you forever, because I can't. I love you right now. Ask me again tomorrow if I still do.
273: 2012-03-22: We can only abuse the people who love us because no one else lets us get close enough.
274: 2012-03-22: Everyone loves getting feedback, so long as it's positive. Few can tolerate the negative kind, which is usually seen as offensive.
275: 2012-03-14: @xtinewu You could be a Barney and sing a happy tune. "I love you, you love me." You could get the whole First Class cabin singing!
276: 2012-03-13: It is unreasonable to expect love to sustain itself on its own merits. For a relationship to last, there must be a common mission.
277: 2012-03-13: @xtinewu The gov't luvs U, Wu! (But from personal experience, baggage handlers love you even more. We THROW the bags!)
278: 2012-03-09: In Athens, I stayed at hostels for $10-20/nt. Loved the price, but that meant the people working there made a pittance. I could feel it.
279: 2012-03-09: "The Greatest Love of All" by Whitney Houston — the greatest collection of platitudes and truisms in popular music! cc: @DalaiLama
280: 2012-03-09: I can only assume the Love Shack was shut down by the fire marshall after the Great White fire. Sounds like a deathtrap!
281: 2012-03-09: Now playing in my head: "Love Shack" by the B-52s. (My subconscious must be on "shuffle".)
282: 2012-03-08: RT @cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama doesn't that kinda make u my unofficial Coach in Life and Love???
283: 2012-03-05: The people who usually bear the brunt of anger are the loved ones who can't escape.
284: 2012-03-05: Beyond infancy, unconditional love is a fallacy.
285: 2012-03-05: Unconditional love runs the same risks as Communism: Those who suffer no direct consequences are likely to make no effort.
286: 2012-03-05: Romantic love is a partnership, not a charity. You're not there to repair the other person or protect them from themselves.
287: 2012-03-05: The natural hazard of love is codependency—one partner expecting the other to solve problems that are really their own.
288: 2012-02-28: In honor of #ManateeMonday I present the GIANT PREHISTORIC MANATEE, 10x the weight of the modern version. More to love!
289: 2012-02-27: The addict loves his drug with a romantic passion that displaces all other romance. So sad!
290: 2012-02-26: In love, people don't usually choose the "best" partner but the one who is the least threat to their ego.
291: 2012-02-25: RT @Kyoks1: @BadDalaiLama uncontaminated love! The best!!!
292: 2012-02-25: Love without flowers, chocolate, jewelry, children, alcohol, codependency or interior decorating. Can you imagine such a thing?
293: 2012-02-25: Idiots in love need their ass kicked NOW, so as to avoid a painful divorce later.
294: 2012-02-25: RT @fujiwiryani: @BadDalaiLama when people falling in love, it's like they use drugs in high dosage. Careless about many things.
295: 2012-02-25: Sometimes love is really, really embarrassing.
296: 2012-02-24: An actor tries to gain love and attention by pretending to be other people. His main problem is being himself.
297: 2012-02-24: "I love this video, you really did a great job of capturing the essence of a Bosnian place" (Sarajevo marketplace)
298: 2012-02-21: I love this sunset photo from Florida two months ago. It's HDR (color enhanced), but still cool.
299: 2012-02-21: RT @cottonmouth1: @aprilhauck @lovejohntyree @LetsGo2TheBeach ...on 2nd thought...we could all hop in @BadDalaiLama's suitcase...and awa ...
300: 2012-02-20: Love is scary because of the loss of judgement that often comes with it. Like being drunk!
301: 2012-02-14: RT @washingtonpost: The science of falling in love:
302: 2012-02-14: RT @anakron: “@cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama ....i love traveling with you.” absolutely true ! I am an armchair tourist currently visiting ...
303: 2012-02-14: RT @cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama ....i love traveling with you.
304: 2012-01-29: An expensive gift from a lover, including a diamond ring, implies that they are trying to buy your affection without understanding you.
305: 2012-01-25: RT @nainysahani: Only those in love will invest time in fighting and making up one time after another. Its when either of these stop tha ...
306: 2012-01-25: .@PritsWire Love can move you to help yourself or move you to drug-like fatalism. Depends on the structure of the relationship.
307: 2012-01-25: RT @PritsWire: @BadDalaiLama in that case, does love not provide you the motivation to help yourself?
308: 2012-01-25: .@PritsWire "define drugs? Coffee? Alcohol? Gambling? Love?" <== All of the above. (Whether love is a drug depends on the circumstances.)
309: 2012-01-24: @lovejohntyree "Woah! Is there anywhere @BadDalaiLama has NOT been? *giggles*" <== Most of Africa, Asia and South America.
310: 2012-01-19: .@TheLastVirgo Cupid shoots arrows of love into people's hearts. But then he usually tasers them — ZAPPP! — out of love!
311: 2012-01-19: Love songs are boring. I'd rather listen to a dysfunctional voice sing something twisted and subversive.
312: 2012-01-14: Love songs come in two varieties: "You rescued me," and "You treated me like shit." They are the two natural ends of the same relationship.
313: 2012-01-14: The implied delusion of many a love song is: "I don't have to solve my own problems because love will solve them for me."
314: 2012-01-14: Check out our permanent tweet archive at - Type in a keyword like "love" and see what you get.
315: 2012-01-11: You gotta love the gumption of student governments: holding meetings, making speeches and passing resolutions having no effect whatsoever.
316: 2012-01-10: RT @Olivia_Sarai: RT @BadDalaiLama: No amount of love can repair the inherent structural defects of a relationship // brilliant! usual
317: 2012-01-10: You're falling in love, falling, falling, until you realize in a panic, "OMG, I'm drowning!"
318: 2012-01-10: RT @annieology: @BadDalaiLama I love your tweets this morning. I don't know about other mornings as I'm new, but I'm sure they're awesom ...
319: 2012-01-10: No amount of love can repair the inherent structural defects of a relationship.
320: 2011-12-29: French gangsters love barbecue! "Trois hommes exécutés près de Marseille selon la méthode du 'barbecue'" via @jacquep
321: 2011-12-27: If all you share with your loved one is products you consume together, your relationship is in big trouble.
322: 2011-12-24: RT @cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama find some amazing little nooks. i'd love to roam the inner chambers of that lonely structure...
323: 2011-12-23: "Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer"—a cynical story of power and influence. You're nobody until the big guy picks you, then everyone loves you.
324: 2011-12-23: On My Bucket List: Shower the one I love with Veblen goods.
325: 2011-12-15: RT @cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama ...i love these Panorama shots....makes me feel like i'm standing there right next to you!
326: 2011-12-13: The downside of love is the loss of control over your own destiny.
327: 2011-12-11: The neutralizing of future discretion should not be mistaken for a declaration of love.
328: 2011-12-09: Love can turn lead into gold, but it usually turns back again after the honeymoon.
329: 2011-12-08: Love is a fairy tale of holy grails, magic swords, imperiled virgins and dragon-slaying heroes who can't possibly live up to their billing.
330: 2011-12-07: "I love you, you love me..." — Sorry, Barney, but that alone won't sustain a relationship.
331: 2011-12-05: @lovejohntyree Sure, I remember you, Ms. Bwahahaha!
332: 2011-12-04: My love for you may be unconditional, but my interactions with you are not.
333: 2011-12-02: Israel is probably the only country with a "Ministry of Immigrant Absorption" Wash Post: - Would love to see the ad!
334: 2011-12-02: People love sports because they are ritualized and not very threatening. You can "challenge yourself" but only within very narrow bounds.
335: 2011-12-01: With showbiz people, you always got to ask: Do they really love the art or just covet the applause?
336: 2011-12-01: Love alone cannot bear the weight of all we ask it to do.
337: 2011-12-01: Love songs that go, "I was lost 'til you found me," don't record the heartbreak that follows. Truth is, only you can find you!
338: 2011-11-30: The best guarantee that your love will collapse is not having a mission of your own outside of it.
339: 2011-11-30: Love alone is engaging for a while, but sooner or later you have to ask, "Where am I going with this?"
340: 2011-11-30: Love is a means of travel, not a destination.
341: 2011-11-30: RT @bprabawabr: Just like "love" RT @BadDalaiLama Taste is a neurological mechanism to guide us to the foods our body needs. It is not a ...
342: 2011-11-28: Parental love is an act of charity. Romantic love is an arrangement for mutual benefit. Don't confuse one with the other.
343: 2011-11-28: Having a love of words is not the same as having something to say.
344: 2011-11-27: Everyone who loves Walmart, raise your hand!
345: 2011-11-27: The depth of my love for you—Is shown on this fine tattoo—Would it cause you alarm—If I sent you my arm—To nourish your lawyer and you?
346: 2011-11-27: The jilted lover took his own life rather than live without his one true love, proving how wise she was to leave him.
347: 2011-11-27: If you're not willing to fight, stand up for your interests and defend your borders, then love is not the place for you.
348: 2011-11-26: First loves are training grounds, destined to fail. You have to burn through a few before you learn what's right.
349: 2011-11-25: If you TRULY LOVE His Holy Badliness, please retweet his wisdom unreservedly. Some of this shit needs to go viral!
350: 2011-11-25: RT @Olivia_Sarai: RT @BadDalaiLama: People say about love, "Now I have security. Now I can relax." That's the beginning of disaster. // ...
351: 2011-11-25: People say about love, "Now I have security. Now I can relax." That's the beginning of disaster.
352: 2011-11-25: Love is not a savior or a miracle but a blank canvas. You have to decide what to paint on it.
353: 2011-11-25: Love is like a sailing ship. You can take it to some fantastic places, but you have to take control. The ship won't steer itself.
354: 2011-11-25: For many, love is a creative asset, for others, the end of personal growth.
355: 2011-11-25: The biggest worry about falling in love is losing your edge.
356: 2011-11-25: Romantic love is a value-added service. If you are not receiving value in excess of the price paid, you shouldn't be using the service.
357: 2011-11-24: Love cannot last without content. You can't just "have a relationship". You have to have a common mission.
358: 2011-11-23: In the beginning, love is defined for us by others. We have to fail many times before we learn to define it for ourselves.
359: 2011-11-22: @Schmoodles I love your non-vagina and non-penis jokes. Although the star-reward may be minimal, I hope you'll get back to them.
360: 2011-11-19: Love.
361: 2011-11-17: I love you like alligators love flamingos.
362: 2011-11-15: Love rewires the brain.
363: 2011-11-12: The will is strong but the flesh is weak. Genuine Robertson's jerky at Love's truck stops.
364: 2011-11-07: "Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows." ~ Paulo Coelho via @persdevquotes
365: 2011-11-07: .@MikeShawTweet "Love is an ongoing negotiation to be allowed to give what we are capable of giving." <== Yes, that can be arranged!
366: 2011-11-07: Just because you love your child doesn't mean you're going to put up with any bullshit.
367: 2011-11-07: Love is not a steady state but an ongoing negotiation to get what we want.
368: 2011-11-03: "Trail's End"—I'll say! Lure a guy in with the promise of love, then blast him with a high-powered rifle.
369: 2011-11-01: Good morning, Walmart. I love you!
370: 2011-10-30: Can't Stop Thinkin' - New recording of my 2009 love song, shot this morning in a motel room in Virginia.
371: 2011-10-29: People in love build a mythology about their early days that involves some selective memory loss. When love ends, full memory comes back.
372: 2011-10-29: My first love song (albeit a bit obsessive): "Can't Stop Thinkin" - (2009)
373: 2011-10-28: "I love you" does not mean I should share my checkbook with you. Sorry, that's just too close!
374: 2011-10-28: The main effect of marriage is to tie people together by shared financial obligations. This is different than being tied together by love.
375: 2011-10-28: To be against marriage doesn't mean you are against love. It only means you don't want money to come between you.
376: 2011-10-28: The biggest mistake in romance is to confuse love with property.
377: 2011-10-28: Just because you love someone doesn't mean you should share property with them. Maybe that's the WORST thing you can do to show your love!
378: 2011-10-28: Under the law, marriage and divorce are not about love but about the forming and dissolution of a financial corporation.
379: 2011-10-27: If you're going to have love songs, you got to expect "you screwed me over" songs at the other end. It's Yin and Yang.
380: 2011-10-24: RT @YourAuntLola: Chase children and flyaway hats. When it comes to love or money; do your best work & wait.
381: 2011-10-14: "The New Communist Threat" - One of my best (and last) newsletters from my Family Court era, on love vs. enabling. 2008
382: 2011-10-11: Never underestimate the power of love to turn the functional into the dysfunctional.
383: 2011-10-10: RT @cottonmouth1: @BadDalaiLama ...{{sigh}] ...i LOVE taking the adds romance to a journey...
384: 2011-09-20: Lovelock is the location of a Nevada state prison. Kind of ironic, ain't it?
385: 2011-09-17: RT @brainpicker: Why Americans love chain stores – a psychological perspective
386: 2011-09-15: RT @ExpertPrimate: I think a person should be able to marry whatever person or thing they love more than anything. It would cure them of ...
387: 2011-09-14: "I don't care who you are, where you're from, what you did as long as you love me." — Actually, it does matter. Send credit references.
388: 2011-09-05: The paradox of love is that it blinds us to who the other person really is. Wishful thinking replaces testing and observation.
389: 2011-09-05: When we fall in love, we usually fall into the game of trying to change to our partner's personality, which doesn't work.
390: 2011-09-02: "There is little daylight between love and addiction when it comes to the chemical reactions in the brain."
391: 2011-08-08: Romance is a futile attempt to reproduce the apparent security and unconditional love of childhood.
392: 2011-08-03: Love always seems more pure from the outside looking in.
393: 2011-08-03: The joy of falling in love is mitigated by the realization that you are now constrained and trapped by this person.
394: 2011-07-24: Do you love someone because they are best for you or because you have already invested so much that you have no choice?
395: 2011-07-12: RT @MinnieGupta: It's so easy to fall madly in love with a fictional hero. Isn't all love merely fiction?
396: 2011-07-10: Haggling is part of every meaningful social interaction, including love and especially the raising of children.
397: 2011-07-10: "Love, compassion and concern for others are real sources of happiness." <== Latest from the @DalaiLama Automatic Tweet Generator.
398: 2011-07-09: If some cowboy tells you he'll "love you forever" in a country music song, BUYER BEWARE! Them good ol' boys got a pretty bad track record.
399: 2011-07-07: RT @badbanana: "He died doing what he loved, which was clinging to life and trying not to die, which he was very good at until recently."
400: 2011-07-04: One of my few sensory weaknesses. A fine delicacy of Oklahoma, now found in Love's Truck Stops nationwide.
401: 2011-07-02: I love you like mosquitos love summer camp.
402: 2011-07-02: Marriage is a relationship of love and understanding where one partner enables the dysfunction of another.
403: 2011-07-02: "I love you." + paranoia = "You can see I'm dependent on you and are trying to take advantage of me."
404: 2011-06-30: The most trite and pandering song ever recorded? I nominate "Greatest Love of All" by Whitney Houston. Is there any cliché NOT in it?
405: 2011-06-22: Histrionic Personality Disorder—aka "a drama queen". DSM: Treatable? Not if you're in love with one! Just get away fast!
406: 2011-05-18: I love you like big fish love those little cleaner fish that swim inside their mouth but don't get eaten.
407: 2011-05-13: When people think love will save them, they are ripe for a con job.
408: 2011-05-12: Of all the ambivalent forms of love, none can match the fierce loyalty and supreme mutual annoyance of siblings.
409: 2011-05-12: Wow! Get a load of those knockers! <== Come on, you gotta love this! Straight out of Young Frankenstein.
410: 2011-05-11: Lots of living creatures love shit. There's good nutrition there! But urine is poisonous to everyone.
411: 2011-05-10: My love for you may be unconditional but my interactions with you are not.
412: 2011-05-08: RT @agnosticcc: Spent a lot of time with "loved ones" and "people who are close to me" today, so you can imagine the kind of mood I'm in.
413: 2011-05-07: RT @DalaiLama: Compassion and love constitute non-violence in action. <== Dude has run out of new platitudes so is retweeting old ones.
414: 2011-05-06: The downside of love is the outsourcing of personal responsibility.
415: 2011-05-04: Some people want to fill the world with silly love songs—like McCartney in his stoner years.
416: 2011-04-11: If you choose to create new, high-quality content, you do it for love, because the chances of getting paid for it are slim.
417: 2011-04-08: Truth revealed! The @DalaiLama's tweets are authored by the LamaBot 2000 using infinite variations of "love" and "compassion".
418: 2011-04-08: RT @DalaiLama Compassion and love give meaning to our activities and makes them constructive. <== Dude, you got a 'bot tweeting for you
419: 2011-04-01: Love advice: The quality of the fish you catch depends on the bait you use. If you cast out crap, you're gonna reel in crap!
420: 2011-04-01: I love the names they give to RVs, like this one. It is supposed to sound adventurous when it's anything but.
421: 2011-04-01: RT @BBlane: @BadDalaiLama Haha! You changed your pic! Love it ;-)
422: 2011-04-01: RT @JamieMoser76: that's a hell of a picture ya got there!! :) I love your tweets, some of my favs
423: 2011-03-31: RT @garamiredux: Love will give you freedom... Bunch of lies. Love is absolute slavery.
424: 2011-03-29: It's not that the person you loved has changed but that you've seen through your own delusions to who they were all along.
425: 2011-03-24: The less you feel loved, the more you need stuff. - TIME via @lolahayes
426: 2011-03-22: Young newlyweds leaving Kauai are all lovey-dovey. I hate to tell them that, statistically, their marriage is doomed, but someone has to!
427: 2011-03-21: RT @MotherCatt: Dinner was lovely.... and if @BadDalaiLama says it served no purpose ....well.... at least he'll always have his dog food...
428: 2011-03-21: I love the smell of irritated followers!
429: 2011-03-20: #### End. This has been a live 1-hour essay by the Bad Dalai Lama: "Love and Investing"
430: 2011-03-20: In love, like investing, underlying value is more important than surface trends.
431: 2011-03-20: Every relationship has its resource limitations, which aren't usually apparent at the beginning. Love can grow only so far.
432: 2011-03-20: People in love see "trends" in their relationship and assume they will always continue. They fail to see how trends can change.
433: 2011-03-20: The "momentum" of a relationship is how fast it is changing. If you're "falling in love", the momentum is very high.
434: 2011-03-20: People in love are essentially investors, betting on a future outcome based on the trends of today.
435: 2011-03-18: Narcissism is defective because it doesn't work. Unless you understand the needs of others, no one can love you for very long.
436: 2011-03-18: Love, once it ends, seems shockingly like a mental disorder.
437: 2011-03-17: On My Bucket List: Abdicate the British throne for the woman I love. (Without telling her first. It will be a surprise!)
438: 2011-03-13: Fame, fortune, love are magical goals, expected to solve everything. They don't.
439: 2011-03-13: Youth is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success and perfect love.
440: 2011-03-13: Love is a dance of "Closer, please, but not too close!"
441: 2011-03-12: RT @motorfingerzach: @BadDalaiLama I love you.
442: 2011-03-12: Love is a dance of "Closer, please but not too close!" Break the rules and you pay the price.
443: 2011-03-12: Love can't give your life meaning. The most it can give you is obligations and the enforced structure that comes with them.
444: 2011-03-12: What we expect from the opposite sex is salvation. We expect love to give our lives meaning when we can't find it ourselves.
445: 2011-03-12: Love is an exercise in wishful thinking.
446: 2011-03-12: Everyone loves watching images from Haiti of the earthquake. No one is interested in the endemic problems of Haiti claiming far more lives.
447: 2011-03-10: Men blame women for the failure of love and vice-versa, but, honestly, in what other relationship do you have such unrealistic expectations?
448: 2011-03-10: If you can't express your attachment with love and tenderness, you'll do it with hate, aggression and the quest for revenge.
449: 2011-03-10: The hazard of love is when the primitive attachments conflict with the intellect. Then people resort to faith and magic to bolster belief.
450: 2011-03-10: In the movies, boy meets girl; they overcome some difficulties, fall in love, kiss, end of movie. But that's not really the end of conflict.
451: 2011-03-10: The pain of withdrawing from love is just as great as the pleasure falling in.
452: 2011-03-10: The magic of love is the falling in. The poison of it is not being able to climb out even when you know it isn't working.
453: 2011-03-10: Attachment is what makes lovers long for each other when they are apart. It's literally an addiction, using the same neural pathways.
454: 2011-03-10: At the base of romantic love is attachment—a primitive neurological bond like that between mother and child, designed for species survival.
455: 2011-03-08: If you love His Holy Badliness, star him! It improves our rank at FavStar: Means a lot to us!
456: 2011-03-07: @huma_rashid “Oh, God, I love @BadDalaiLama.” <== And he loves you, too!
457: 2011-03-06: Ah, the lovely Monarch! Fluttering to South America and back only to decorate my windshield with a burst of yellow.
458: 2011-03-06: Soaking your brain in drugs or alcohol suggests you don't have much respect for it. Would you throw sand in the gas tank of a car you loved?
459: 2011-03-06: In every relationship, you have to fight for what you want, especially from those you love.
460: 2011-03-05: Trying to capture love with marriage is like displaying a wild animal on your wall. As soon as you've nailed it down, you've killed it. {..}
461: 2011-03-05: .@akierig "You want to do it?" <== The sad thing is that NO ONE has accused me of fathering their love child—even once! I feel left out!
462: 2011-03-05: There is a fine line between love and strangulation. {10/15}
463: 2011-03-03: On My Bucket List: Have every detail of my love life reported in the tabloid media.
464: 2011-03-02: I love you like alligators love flamingos.
465: 2011-03-02: Marketers love luxury, because once they have a prestigious brand (Gucci, Armani), they are immune to price pressure. The rich will pay!
466: 2011-03-02: Mel may be a pariah, but Charlie is golden! America loves that bad-boy shit. He'll find work as soon as he wants it (but not in TV).
467: 2011-03-01: The Beatles had it wrong. Love is NOT all you need. Sometimes love just complicates things.
468: 2011-02-28: I love you for your immune system.
469: 2011-02-28: You don't fall in love with a person but with an image of them which is partly a fiction in your own mind.
470: 2011-02-25: People don't become comedians without an element of desperation. Why must you make people laugh? Don't you just want to be loved?
471: 2011-02-23: The dark side of love is loss of control over your own life.
472: 2011-02-22: If cigarette packs have warning labels, why not love? WARNING: COULD BE THE DEEPEST SHIT OF YOUR LIFE. (Have a mint!)
473: 2011-02-22: Every zombie movie ever made... that's about love, isn't it? Watch as your friends are picked off one by one, invaded by the virus.
474: 2011-02-22: Beware the chains of love! The velvet prison. The sugar-coated poison. The slippery-slope seduction to the end of freedom. Inhale me!
475: 2011-02-21: RT @Erekosse: @BadDalaiLama Beautiful, love that old stores in Naples
476: 2011-02-20: Back in Walmartania now. I love my country and it's Always Low Prices! (patriotic FB photos)
477: 2011-02-10: Valentines thought: How would we express our love for each other if we couldn't buy things and give them to people? Would there be no love?
478: 2011-02-10: Istanbul: Hagia Sophia Mosque. Right now! (I love a mosque with free wifi!)
479: 2011-02-05: If you love somebody, make them fat.
480: 2011-02-04: @lolahayes "All is unfair in love and war" <== Not unfair, but different rules than people think. Study your Machiavelli... and Woody Allen!
481: 2011-02-04: Marriage is the joining of two hearts—and two pocketbooks. So when you give your love a gift, aren't you stealing from them to pay for it?
482: 2011-02-04: Valentines Day is coming. How much will you have to pay to prove your love? (A: How much have you got?)
483: 2011-02-04: RT @lolahayes: I love you for your artificial intelligence and your sincerity simulator
484: 2011-02-03: The key to success in love is to not need it at all, to be self-sufficient in yourself. Then you can take it only when it truly works.
485: 2011-02-03: "The purpose of romantic love is to serve your own needs, not those of the person you love."
486: 2011-02-03: RT @BLANCHELUNA: RT @BadDalaiLama: Love is not charity.///Bien dicho!!
487: 2011-02-03: Google "Love is not charity" and our 2007 book chapter is at the top. Surprisingly insightful! Romance is not parenting.
488: 2011-02-03: Love is not charity.
489: 2011-02-01: Looking for love? What a person does is a lot more important than who they are. Beauty and position fade. Only behavior remains.
490: 2011-02-01: .@michellenassau "How much does a spiritual leader get paid? I think I'll become one and spread love." <== Pay is low, but perks are nice!
491: 2011-02-01: @beingtheo "You'll love having dinner with my sister. Unless the different food items on her plate happen to touch each other.” <== OCD, eh?
492: 2011-01-31: Please show your love for His Holiness by starring and/or RTing tweets you like. RTs help spread the enlightenment (better than FFs).
493: 2011-01-26: Here in Arizona, all the vultures love roadkill! It's fresh, easy and free. You just got to be careful you're not the next.
494: 2011-01-17: The core of romantic love is attachment—a primitive neurological bond. The problem lies in reconciling this with the higher brain.
495: 2011-01-16: RT @santhonythomas: I love the new Activia commercial with it's "non specific about what the product does so they can't get in any more ...
496: 2011-01-16: @garamiredux "Is it me or the more we are available to our love counterparts the less attractive we seem to them..." <== It's just you.
497: 2011-01-15: The best way to kill love is call it "forever".
498: 2011-01-14: I love you, too!
499: 2011-01-10: American society is composed of two groups: those who love Sarah Palin and those who hate her (That's one group!) and those who ignore her.
500: 2011-01-08: Two dozen long-stemmed roses, Lady Godiva chocolates, diamond earrings, a pearl necklace... If that's not love, what is?
501: 2011-01-07: A "commitment spree" is like a crime spree but with escalating commitments, each justifying the last. E.g. love > marriage > mortgage > baby
502: 2011-01-04: The "fundamentals" of life, love and money are like the San Andreas Fault: You know it's going to break; you just don't know when.
503: 2011-01-02: Young people in love think they have things all worked out, but time will teach them otherwise.
504: 2011-01-01: Happiness is not money, love or power (as long as you have a little of each). Happiness is pushing your own development to the next level.
505: 2010-12-31: You can't prove love by killing freedom.
506: 2010-12-22: In love, as in cell phone contracts, pay-as-you-go is usually preferable to long commitments.
507: 2010-12-21: Video #17: "The Problem with Love" From Utah (today). The risk of love is losing control over your own destiny.
508: 2010-12-20: On the edge of the Great Salt Lake — the setting of our upcoming inspirational video, "The Problem with Love"
509: 2010-12-20: Trying to capture love with marriage is like displaying a wild animal on your wall. As soon as you have nailed it down, you've killed it.
510: 2010-12-20: The best way to show your love for HHBDL is to retweet him. Barring that, a simple star shows you care. Costs so little, means so much!
511: 2010-12-17: "Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer"—a cynical story of power and influence. You're nobody until the big guy picks you, then everyone loves you.
512: 2010-12-13: The downside of love is the loss of control over your own destiny.
513: 2010-12-11: RT @AngryDalaiLama: If you have love and compassion towards all living beings, you're going to get fucking killed out there.
514: 2010-12-09: The neutralizing of future discretion should not be mistaken for a declaration of love.
515: 2010-12-07: The Wisdom Archive has been updated at: - With a nifty new search system! Searching for love? Find it here!
516: 2010-12-07: Love is a fairy tale of holy grails, magic swords, imperiled virgins and dragon-slaying heroes who can't possibly live up to their billing.
517: 2010-12-04: My love for you may be unconditional, but my interactions with you are not.
518: 2010-11-29: Parental love is an act of charity. Romantic love is an arrangement for mutual profit. Don't confuse one with the other.
519: 2010-11-26: The depth of my love for you—Is shown on this fine tattoo.—Would it cause you alarm—If I sent you my arm—To nourish your lawyer and you?
520: 2010-11-25: Single people dream of love. Married people dream of being free.
521: 2010-11-25: “Love is when you find someone better, yet you stay with the same person you promised to spend forever with.” @TheQuoteWhore - Disturbing?
522: 2010-11-24: Romantic love is a value-added service. If you are not receiving value in excess of the price paid, you shouldn't be using the service.
523: 2010-11-23: In the beginning, love is defined for us by others. We have to fail many times before we learn to define it for ourselves.
524: 2010-11-23: Those who can take love or leave it, who don't need it to give them identity, are in the best position to benefit from it.
525: 2010-11-22: The pursuit of love is often just an escape from responsibility. We want a White Knight to rescue us from ourselves.
526: 2010-11-22: Love is a condiment of life, not a main course. It can't give you a meaningful mission any more than ketchup is a food group.
527: 2010-11-21: Love and addiction are the same. The same pleasure centers are stimulated in courtship and at the other end the same withdrawal symptoms.
528: 2010-11-21: Divorces are so nasty because the primitive neurological bond remains. Bonded people are still drawn together, if not by love then by hate.
529: 2010-11-14: You can't reason with the gambler, the addict or someone in love. They may agree with your logic, but it won't change their behavior.
530: 2010-11-04: Share the love! Retweet @BadDalaiLama's past tweets and you will be rewarded in Heaven!* Archive: (*if there is one)
531: 2010-11-04: Love is harmless. The obligations that follow on its heels are not.
532: 2010-11-02: Love is purest from a distance.
533: 2010-10-31: RT @AngryDalaiLama: If you have love and compassion towards all living beings, you're going to get fucking killed out there.
534: 2010-10-30: Love is an ongoing struggle between loneliness on one side and engulfment on the other.
535: 2010-10-18: He died doing the thing he loved most: taking foolish risks.
536: 2010-10-16: Just because you love someone doesn't mean you can live with them.
537: 2010-10-15: There is a fine line between love and strangulation.
538: 2010-10-08: RT @DrkIntellectual: Patriotism - a confused state where one thinks "love of homeland" is synonymous with "fear and hatred of all things ...
539: 2010-10-07: RT @DrkIntellectual: We're taught to seek out love but I have found it much more rewarding to work towards making myself more lovable; l ...
540: 2010-10-06: Trying to capture love with marriage is like displaying a wild animal on your wall. As soon as you have nailed it down, you've killed it.
541: 2010-10-06: Love is possible, but you can't dive into it too deeply. Go too far down and you'll drown!
542: 2010-10-05: Falling in love with someone is the best guarantee that you won't be able to change them.
543: 2010-10-02: Love can't be proven if it is enforced by marriage.
544: 2010-09-27: No amount of love, from the outside, can change something that childhood has formed.
545: 2010-09-22: "I love you. You love me. We're a happy family." — Barney the Purple Dinosaur (channeling the Good @DalaiLama)
546: 2010-09-17: Love alone cannot bear the weight of all we ask it to do.
547: 2010-09-16: There are no unconditional relationships. You have to fight for what you want, even from those you love.
548: KilroyCafe: 2011-01-02: I LOVE turbulence! Gives you the feeling of really flying. I also love watching other people freak out.
549: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-17: Love alone cannot bear the weight of all we ask it to do.
550: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-16: RT @BadDalaiLama: There are no unconditional relationships. You have to fight for what you want, even from those you love.
551: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-03: iPhone - the perfect lover. So responsive and yet so undemanding.
552: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-01: If only we could see love with the clarity of those who are not in love.
553: KilroyCafe: 2010-09-01: Love puts lipstick on a pig and insists it's not a pig -- and we believe it!
554: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-30: RT @TIME: Study shows narcissists love Facebook the most |
555: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-30: He died doing what he loved best — taking foolish risks.
556: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-27: "Unplug the Signal: The Truth Will Not Be Televised" - This article is wordy and Quixotic but I love the title!
557: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-26: The thing none of us is prepared for is how love can turn into a prison.
558: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-20: "Sometimes I'm not sure if I love you or if I've been here so long the Stockholm Syndrome is kicking in." @Paxochka - Aren't they the same?
559: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-16: The implicit message of marriage is, "I don't trust you." If your love was so secure, why would it need this public declaration?
560: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-16: The only trouble with love and understanding is it can't stand up to thugs and despots, who feel no compulsion to return the favor.
561: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-14: Marriage means loss of personal control and negotiating power. Suddenly, love isn't a choice but an obligation.
562: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-09: Celebrity holds the false promise of perfect and unlimited love. Narcissists are drawn to it like moths to the flame.
563: KilroyCafe: 2010-08-07: Mature love means learning how to deal with manipulation, addiction, co-dependence and all the other demons riding on the tails of romance.
564: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-14: Elvis, we love you! You were a pathetic wretch when alive, but now that you're dead, you're our god! (Best career move he ever made.)
565: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-02: The dark side of love is attachment that lasts long after the relationship has lost its function.
566: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-01: Even after years of research and testing, there is still no clean-burning form of love.
567: KilroyCafe: 2010-07-01: The first phase of love is exploratory. That sustains you a while, until everything is known; the mystique is gone, and love becomes work.
568: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-18: Love gives you permission to share — and abuse with impunity.
569: KilroyCafe: 2010-06-03: Love is harmless. The obligations that come with it are not.
570: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-28: Soaking your brain in drugs or alcohol suggests you don't have much respect for it. Would you throw sand in the gas tank of a car you loved?
571: KilroyCafe: 2010-05-12: Trying to capture love with marriage is like displaying a wild animal on your wall. As soon as you have nailed it down, you've killed it.
572: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-30: Someone needs to explain this to me: what love is and how you know when you're in or out of it.
573: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-27: Love those handicapped toilet stalls! Spread out, set a spell, use the WiFi! Unless you see a cane or wheelchair, the place is yours!
574: KilroyCafe: 2010-04-19: There's a fine line between love and strangulation.
575: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-28: On my bucket list: Have every twist and turn of my love life chronicled on the covers of supermarket tabloids.
576: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-27: Your "theory of love" guides your romantic life. At first, it is naïve and narcissistic, but disaster will refine it — if you survive.
577: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-26: What we see at first as love often becomes a prison.
578: KilroyCafe: 2010-03-09: "I love carrots." @RhodiHawk - But carrots are so secretive and deceptive. You can't understand them 'til you pull em up by the roots.
579: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-25: Go ahead, shit in the woods. The woods loves it: fertilizer! (No so thrilled with the pee though.)
580: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-24: On my bucket list: Get a tattoo to express my undying love for my girlfriend only to have her leave me two weeks later.
581: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-20: Life works in cycles: boom & bust, love & divorce. People are caught off guard when they haven't lived long enough yet to see a full cycle.
582: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-19: Love is like the question Captain Kirk asks the evil robot to make the robot blow all its circuits. You'll go mad if you're too logical.
583: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-16: What we call "falling in love" is the brain rearranging itself to bond with a new parent. Soon you're following them around like a duckling.
584: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-16: Romance turns violent when the relationship is failing but the physiological bond is still there. It's a desperate attempt to regain love.
585: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-15: Many a prison was built on the rock of love.
586: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-14: Free will dies the moment you say "forever". From that point on, love is a contract, not a choice.
587: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-11: "All you need is love. And Valentine's Day is the perfect time to buy lots of things to prove it." @badbanana
588: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-10: Low self-esteem encourages the belief that others are capable of more than they are, especially in giving you unlimited love and attention.
589: KilroyCafe: 2010-02-04: Love can't be proven if it is enforced by marriage.
590: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-23: I love/hate Wal-Mart™ passionately. Evil, yes, but look at these low prices!
591: KilroyCafe: 2010-01-13: In a natural disaster, sending your love and support via FB or Twitter doesn't actually improve anything. Either send material aid or STFU!
592: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-24: Those who claim to love snow do so only because they can afford a resource-intensive, fossil-fueled cocoon to shield themselves from it.
593: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-12: Romance creates a mythology around the one you love. The delusion has to collapse sooner or later.
594: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-09: Falling in love with someone is the best guarantee that you won't be able to change them.
595: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-09: Love is possible, but there will always be limits on how deeply you can dive into it. Go too deep and you'll drown!
596: KilroyCafe: 2009-12-04: I LOVE the trailers for "Up the the Air": - Sounds like my life!
597: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-26: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: a story of discrimination. They love you only with the right nose and approval of The Man.
598: KilroyCafe: 2009-11-21: Love is a continuous struggle between loneliness on one side and engulfment on the other.
599: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-23: The politics of love: Everyone wants the "best" romantic partner but, more importantly, one who won't threaten one's ego.
600: KilroyCafe: 2009-10-09: I love the smell of sarcasm in the morning! Like coffee brewing and bacon cooking, waking up wouldn't be the same without some icy words.
601: KilroyCafe: 2009-09-29: Observation of married couples suggests their main activity is home acquisition, maintenance, improvement and decoration. That must be love!
602: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-27: An "anal retentive" is an inflexible hard-ass who is so ungiving to world that he can't even surrender his own shits. Lovely imagery!
603: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-24: I have just released my first love song (albeit a bit obsessive): "Can't Stop Thinkin" -
604: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-16: Slate: "Seeking: How the brain hard-wires us to love Google, Twitter, and texting." (8/12) What the brain wants.
605: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-15: Young people in love think they have things all worked out, but time will teach them otherwise.
606: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-15: It is remarkable how quickly the magic of love can slip away and you're stuck in the endless grind of paying bills and fulfilling promises.
607: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-15: To keep your love alive, you have to keep things light and uncommitted. No promises, no material commitments. Just enjoy the moment.
608: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-15: You can't prove love by killing free will.
609: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-15: My assembled wisdom on Love and Romance: (from my Twitter archive)
610: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-07: If you flash at fireflies with a penlight, you can sometimes get them to flash back (and totally screw up their love life).
611: KilroyCafe: 2009-08-07: My new photos from "Freedom Tour 2009" - Inspiring America in a right wing Love Bus.
612: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-29: Breaking News from The Onion: China Strong! - Americans Love Fish By-Product! - LMAO!
613: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-28: In love, as in cell phone contracts, pay-as-you-go is usually preferable to long commitments.
614: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-28: It can be a great ego boost to know you chose the right religion and that God loves you the best. Lucky you!
615: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-27: It is unfair to blame the opposite gender for your own failures in love. Gays fail just as badly and in exactly the same ways.
616: KilroyCafe: 2009-07-26: If a sentimental dipshit like Manilow can write the songs, I can too!>
617: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-20: Okay, I've tired of Aegina already. My camera loved it but needs a nap. Back to Athens.
618: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-19: Love can be wonderful at first, but we expect too much of it. It can't usually survive the weight of all we ask it to do.
619: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-19: The temptation of love is to use it as a substitute for finding our own individual identity.
620: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-17: "Write what you love, but don’t be in love with what you write." @genebrady
621: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-15: There's only one reason a mega music star goes on tour: for the money. If they truly loved music they'd be making it, not repeating it.
622: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-14: I have so many people to thank for this great honor: my mom, my dad, my lovely wife and above all my Wal-Mart for its Low Prices... Always!
623: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-11: In Country music, life is superficial: Love is good, breaking up bad, traditions wholesome, broken hearts tragic... BOR-ing!
624: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-10: The downside of love is the loss of control over your own destiny.
625: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-08: Narcissism isn't self-love as much as self-centeredness, where you cannot grasp the needs of others.
626: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-06: People in the north claim they love the "four seasons." Bull! It's only because they live in a climate-controlled bubble.
627: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-06: It's easy to say you love winter when you rarely have to experience it directly. Try it as Mother Nature intended: freezing your butt off!
628: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-05: The need for witnesses is more powerful than the need for love. Being noticed for the bad things you're doing is better than no notice.
629: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-03: As soon as a sperm fertilizes the egg, rapid changes on the egg's surface prevent any other sperm from entering. That's love!
630: KilroyCafe: 2009-06-03: I love being cornered by Mormon missionaries or Jehovah's Witnesses. I start preaching to them, and soon THEY'RE squirming to get away!
631: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-28: My love for you may be unconditional, but my interactions with you are not.
632: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-23: It's easy to say, "I love my town/career/spouse," if you never experience any other. All is fine when you stay within your comfort zone.
633: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-08: For all the rock climbers, sky divers, extreme skiers and hang glider pilots who tragically died doing the sport they loved: DUH!
634: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-06: There's a fine line between love and enabling.
635: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-03: I love watching TV in a language I don't understand. It's the same crap as in America, so I know what's being said almost telepathically!
636: KilroyCafe: 2009-05-01: Common addictions: drugs, alcohol, cigs, caffeine, TV, video games, music, shopping, sports, sex, porn, religion, travel, food, love...
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